ReFake it

ReFake it!

Europeana in the
Classroom project

Class: 9Ny

Teacher: Eva Toth
BMSZC Petrik Lajos

Vocational School
Budapest, Hungary

Two men, one cutting his finger-nails. Oil painting.

BREAKING NEWS A MAN CUTS HIS FINGER!!!!(**NO
CLICKBAIT**)(WARNING(+18):BLOOD)

Hello everyone, this is really disturbing and also please join my iphone giveaway, you
only have 1 hour left, be quick!!!

Earlier today a bald man attacked another bald man, but the attacker didn’t have any
weapon, in fact he was controlling his target’s mind with his finger. The attacker told his target to
cut his index finger, and because he was being controlled he couldn’t resist. The man cut his
finger. There were a lot of blood spreading everywhere and the target was left with a half finger.
The attacker put the finger in his pocket, he also robbed his target, he stole some pennies to be
exact, and then he ran away. They also grew some hair in the middle of this. The attacker left a
note as well which says:” I will conquer this whole planet with my own finger! Run you maggots
while you can!”

The media is still shocked about this,everyone is asking questions, and no one knows
how did the attacker control his target’s mind as well as ordering him to cut his finger, which the
target did without hesitating or begging for mercy. You can see the attacker’s face in the picture
and if you know anything about him or seen him anywhere please tell us immediately, we will
answer in about a week but that doesn’t matter, we need to catch this dangerous wizard!

St Jerome. Oil painting

Even cardinals use the internet now!

Millions of people shocked by the deeds of a cardinal!

How did it happen?

Some of us might be surprised to hear that even high ranking priests use the internet
nowadays, but it’s true. St. Jerome has surprised the internet when he decided to do a mass
service online! The mass service was done through a website called ‘’Twitch’’. It was about 5
hours and got more than 10.000 viewers! Because of the influence of St. Jerome the website
decided to make a section just for online mass services.

More and more priest are joining the website, and not just christian ones! Religions from
all over the world started appearing on the website. But the different beliefs started to clash. All of
the online mass services started being attacked by ‘’trolls’’. These trolls started ‘’spamming’’
inappropriate messages. They were so many that the site had to close down the section for a
hour. Now to join you need to prove that you are a practicer of that religion, it us unsure if it can
be cheated or not, but some say that the trolls have already found a way around it.

Do you think online mass services have a future?

Some experts say that the trolls will wither away as time passes and they might have a
chance of staying, but most of the believers are starting to question the holiness of mass
services outside of churches.

Some of the priests have decided to ridicule anyone who uses online platforms to do
mass services, but St. Jerome and his believers still stand strong. A petition to ban online mass
services started to gain signatures. St. Jerome followers who now call themselves the Futurist
Religion Group decided to try and get pope’s word on the subject, but he haven’t responded yet.

John Woods and Hunor Donkó Giving a lecture. IT!!!

THEY’VE PROVED

The moon is actually made

by an ALIEN race.

Many conspiracy theories are about the origin of the moon. But now, we
finally get to know how our moon became what is it.The first step was to proof that
it’s made by an alien race.We fired a mirror next to the moon and we looked in it with
an observatory and saw something mind blowing. The other side of the moon was
made by a metal like material and it had lights (we think windows) on the side of it.
But there is the question:What about the moon landing? Of course it was made in a
studio. Now the question is how can we reach it? We think we can build a spaceship
but we need money. Lot of money. Please donate at our lecture which is going to be
in front of the Nasa’s building at 06.12.2019. 6 pm or at this web
site:1​00%safedonateside.ro

Thank you all the support!!!

A pharmacist

DRUGS FOR FREE 

#noclickbait #verybad #100%true #lokánews

A 1​5 years​old guy who made drugs at home, launched a worldwide deadly epidemic.

His name is Borisz V. he lived in Budapest, and two years ago, he started to make drugs
at home. He sold the drugs for free, because his parents were so rich. He didn’t pay attention on
the h​ygiene, and some a mix of EBOLA and AIDS were mixed into the drugs. For now days,
thousands of people got infected, by the super virus, named !​!!AIBOLADS!!!​. It is mutating
continuously, and now it’s spread with air, animals, blood. etc…. ​The one way, to avoid the virus,
is to click the link below, and like our facebook site, and comment ​“I liked”.

John Arbuthnot, physician and man of letters. Oil painting.

Thinkin about a project

throughout several

generations

Back in the 1880s a simple student got a homework. The student wasn’t so creative… lets
just say that he was dumb as hell. He hadn’t got any idea, but he didn’t give up. He suffered, and his
grandson is suffering too.

Nowadays Attila Polyák took the “family heritage”. He is living like a slave. Get up at 8 o’Clock
in the morning, have bread and water for breakfast and start to think. He has already tried everything.
He went to the Nasa for help, he talked about ideas with Putin at lovely Pacal pörkölt dinner. He is
going to a church everyday to praying for god to not get a 1 for the project work. He really hopes he
won’t get a one.

A surgeon extracting a tooth. Oil painting.

THE NEW ROCKY FILM IS
COMING: CREED III. WITH

HUNGARIAN MAIN
CHARACTERS!!!

This week the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer announced that they are making the new Rocky film, the 
CREED III​. It’s going to have a new Hungarian main character instead of M​ ichael B. Jordan,​  

because his contract with the film studio expired last year.​ H​ e also had some small arguments 
with the film studio and ​Stallone​ in the past, so they didn’t insist on working with him in the 
future.​ Sylvester Stallone d​ idn’t undertake many scenes in the new film because of his health, 

so there will probably be another trainer, who is also Hungarian in theory. We don’t know why 
did they choose Hungarian actors, but they said ‘They have brilliant acting abilities and they are 

very acknowledged actors and boxing figures in many country, especially in Hungary’. They 
also shared a picture of the two Hungarian character!!! They didn’t say any more about the 

picture but it’s probably a scene from the new Rocky film!!!! 

SS. Cosmas and Damian in a landscape. Oil painting, 17th c

You can get computer stuff for free. NOOOOOW! FOR
FREE 100%. We promise to you​.

Oh hello fam, how did you get there? In my view you are in the best
place ever. If you came for free stuff you need to know our privacy. Here
you can get everything IT stuff for FREE If you don’t believe me just
watch the fully legit comments on our website. Only one thing you need
to do, pay 1000 $ for the entry fee. We give you video cards, processors,
RAMs, HDDs (only from the 2000s) literally for free. We don’t lie just
come and watch. We are in the 8th district in Budapest. You don’t live in
Budapest, not a problem. We can postal the gadgets only for 500 $.
What a perfect deal.

Henry Solomon Wellcome: three-quarter length. Oil painting

ELON MUSK’S SECRET “SON” HAS
BEEN DISCOVERED! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

“Balazs” (It’s been discovered this is a codename, but the meaning is still unknown) was first
seen in a Fortnite stream, he was saying strange stuff and mentioned Elon Musk quite often,
people started to assume he is related to Elon. When Elon Musk was asked about this boy, he
refused to answer, recently they secretly did a DNA test on the both of them (illegally stole hairs

from both of them, but whatever).
The test showed an EXACT match! Unbelievable, it makes so much sense ,I know. People
figured that at one point in the future, when Elon Musk turns around 100 years old he will develop
the technology to put himself into a child’s body, so he can live longer, but either on purpose or
accidentally travelled back in time! WOW, THIS IS SO CRAZY THAT IT’S 100% TRUE!!!

Since the discovery, he has disappeared and haven’t been seen or heard of at all!

THIS HAS TO BE A CONSPIRACY MADE BY THE MARTIANS! (BECAUSE ELON
IS OBVIOUSLY FROM MARS, duh).

All of this information was given us to by w​ ww.fakenews.org,​the most reliable news source on the whole milky way.
This text is totally not written like this so no one sees this, but we legally have to include it.
I’m stuck in this basement, help me please, I want to see my family!

Rodin Le penseur (Bronze)

Almost killed in the ​past !!!!4!! BREAKING NEWSSSSSSSSSS
IF YOU DONT READ THIS I GUARANTEE YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR A YEAR AND A
HALF!!44!!4!!!

We went to the past with my friends for a few days and this happened:
We wanted to see a popular french artist called Auguste Rodin. We found him in a restaurant, in
Paris. He ordered his dinner when we saw him. We went in the restaurant, called for a waiter,
then ordered a coffee. After we got them and we went to Rodin’s table. We asked him for a
signature, and he said okay, but he didn’t have a pencil, so he offered to visit him at his house
We instantly said YES. We went to his house, and saw a few statues that he made. Then asked
my friend to sit down on a chair. Then he summoned a witch, who used dark magic, to make a
stone-statue of my friend! Oh my god! I was so scared at this point! I only needed 3 seconds to
realize that, i have to use my time-traveler watch to get back home safely.
Now i know, artist are evil, and in every statue, there’s a story of a human.
*horroristic music starts*
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A man of learning (Avicenna?). Oil painting by a Ne

The man, who has never used social media,
changed his life!!

Patrik has started an Instagram, while he has said he hates the social media. With
this picture, the secret revealed. He has become a lifeless person.
Why has he decided this?
He has never told us the why, but from secret cameras’ sound recordings, we know
the truth. He has started it, because he has wanted to try this application, and he has
wanted to know, why people likes this application, and why they use it.
What will bring the future?
We don’t know, what will bring the future. If he doesn’t like it, It would happen he will
stop using social media.

William Sharp, engraver. Oil painting by G. F. Joseph, ca. 1817

APPLE NEWS!!! 

Unbelievable news came to light. After the failure of Iphone XS, Apple's 2019 Ipad has
been completely renewed externally.Thanks to the new design, it will be more convenient and
safer to be an Apple iPad owner. What is more, the owners will not need a scarf in the future for
the colder days, as the longer use of the Ipad will result a double chin of considerable size. With
regard to consumer prices, we can take the cheapest Apple product ever thanks to the recycled
parts made in China. Unfortunately, the documentation of the device does not include waterproof
certificate.
 

Two wealthy Chinese opium smokers

Breaking news

Two Hungarian students robbed all Hungarian
Burger king.

They said: We robbed all Buger kings beacuse
we addicted to the Burger kings sugar.

A secret spy watched them when the are eating
this fast food restaurant.

He said that:-”They are about 1.75 m tall and
they are slim.After that when I went to watched them
they were nowhere.I didn’t understand it.”

The Police give bounty to the finder.
The bounty is 1000000 Hungarian Forint!!

Figs and a tomato. Oil painting by Summonte.

Remade Fruits

Nowadays It was found the remake of ​Summonte
painting: F​ igs and a tomato. The original paint was an
painted in 1875.
The fruits are very interesting in pictures. ​Still life of
roses and fruit with concealed erotic scenes. ​The
pictures are very deep and meaningful.
It was remade by: Füredi Bálint and Hegóczki Tamás.

 

St Thomas' Hospital, London. Oil painting.

Artists of the future.
3 masked teenagers attacked the asylum.
They thought the snapchat filter will be the perfect
mask. They actually did it but they couldn’t escape
from the asylum. The boys think they are in a good
place. One of the boys tried to escape with a train
but the train was late and the police caught him.
The other boy wanted to do a party but didn't find
any alcohol. The last boy had a breakdown because
he couldn't post on facebook. The 3 boy tried to
suicide because they were depressed. The doctors
gave them a sedative.
Finally their parents came for 3 boys and took home
them.

Edward Jenner (?). Oil painting by Henry Wyatt. 

Stolen Rolex for sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of the best smuggling company started to smuggle
rolexes. The police is started to look for the smugglers,
but they’re to cautious. The police can do nothing. This
is the only photo of the smuggler leader who is holding
one of the smuggled Rolex. These Rolexes for only
99.99$, but you can buy a DLC for only 60$. The DLC
includes the belt.

Thank you for your
attention!

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