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Moonlight Bay – Second Life January 4, 2018

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Moonlight Bay is a charming New England
Fishing Village accessible by ferry only. We
are a Second Life immersive community with
a twist.

Imagine a vibrant community peppered with by Alex Parke
a few town characters (our cast actors), a lot
of gossip (please feel free to join in), a The town of Moonlight Bay was founded today by decree of Governor
gossipy newspaper and a carefully guarded Radish. A ribbon cutting ceremony is planned for City Hall on January 10,
plot and you have recipe for a lot of fun and followed by fireworks at the Wharf to commemorate the day.
a growing story so like real life in a small
American town. Our mysteries, murders,
and mayhem remain fluid and are influenced
by our town citizens, even if they don't know
it.

You can simply join our group, or for a really Former town manager and newly elected mayor Charley Baggins was seen
immersive experience, live here for as little as popping a bottle of champagne with Police Chief Orlando Manley at Brew
$L150 per week. Check out our real estate Moon Seafood Tavern. The mayor was heard saying “We have big plans
ads to see what is available. Have a drink on for putting our little town on the map. We are very excited.”
Phe at Phe's place. Coming to The Boarding
House in January, Texas Hold'em. Chief Manley was asked what he planned to do about rampant crime in the
Brownstone area bordering The Lane and near the waterfront. Chief
Manley said, “The city has recently purchased the old Bushnell building
and converting it to a new police station.” The new station will be located
near the brownstones and just off the square. Expect to see officers walking
the beat around the square and The Lane in an attempt to clean up the
neighborhood.

Local Slum Lord In Hot Water Again by Alex Parke

Local business man Jason Andres is in trouble again. Yesterday raw sewerage poured down the steps of several
brownstones and into the square. Socialite Bitsy Benson, wife of prominent attorney Gerald Benson was seen tiptoeing
through the turds in her Jimmy Choos. Andres has been in trouble several times before for renting properties that are
not up to code with unsanitary conditions. Not long ago Mr. Andres announced his engagement to Kylie Kennedy of
Martha's Vineyard. One of his tenants was herd to say “Wedding my ass, it won't be rice I'm slinging, but rotten
tomatoes and the buckets of shit from my living room.”

Moonlight Bay – Second Life January 4, 2018

City Council Passes FYI - HOW TO CREATE A
PROFILE ID
New ID Law
provided courtesy of The City Clerk's Office
by Alex Parke
Ms. Marcy Snodgrass of the City Clerk's office has kindly provided us a
Yesterday, City Counsel passed the format for your city ID. Open your profile and go to the picks area. Stand
controversial ID law which states that all somewhere within the town limits and follow the steps below:
citizens of Moonlight Bay must carry ID in the
Pick section of their Profile.

Police Chief Manley stated, “ This ordinance has
some teeth people, and if you are caught
without ID on the streets of Moonlight Bay, it
could result in a heavy fine, a night in jail and
your name will be published in the Police
Blotter column of the local paper. Get some ID
people.”

Local attorney Barry Benson was seen leaving
City Hall red faced and clutching his chest. This
reporter caught up to Mr. Benson later in the
day. Benson had this to say, “ Can you say big
brother. This is a violation of our civil rights
and it's pretty obvious to me that it's targeting
the poor population living on The Lane and the
folks living at Duke's Boarding house. It's a
disgrace!! We will fight this.”

Is it possible Benson is blowing smoke up A Message from the Public Health Department
people's arses to set the scene for a lawsuit
against local business man Jason Andres on A public service announcement
behalf of the residents of the Brownstones.
In a recent focus study conducted by Dr. Hugo Lingerfelt it was found that
Barry Benson (great hair for an old dude) people are much happier when they share their rich fantasy lives with
everyone else. Dr. Lingerfelt says, “Be who you want to be and share it
with others.” What better way to express yourself than in a profile story.
Tell others your story, who you are, where you have been and where you
are going (not RL, this is SL remember LOL). Write your story to motivate
others in the town to interact with you. Don't be afraid to join in on the
gossip and fun. Add your own 2 cents even if it's just speculation and
help shape our continuing story. Add 'My Story' to your profile picks
today!

Moonlight Bay – Second Life December 19, 2017

Psssst! City Ordinances Enacted

Can you Keep a Secret? An open letter from Mayor Baggins

by Paris Star Hello Everyone,

Well this has been quite a week for the shakers I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to our fair town. We are
and movers in Moonlight Bay with our little excited and we hope you will consider staying. We offer everything from free to
village reaching town status and the election of comfortable roomy houses some with great views. Thanks to my new rent control
new city officials. Speaking of that, a certain ordinances the prices are great too, starting at just $L100 per week. Need a place
club owner who shall remain nameless hinted to hang your hat and set to home, you will be warmly welcomed at Boarding
that one of our city fathers was seen staggering House. Accommodations are free and shared. Don't mind the ghost, he doesn't
towards home and reeking of reefer. :O. Has act up too often.
anyone seen Mayor Baggins?
Moonlight Bay is like living in a big perpetual mystery dinner theater. People
Badboy Jason Andres is said to be considering come here, live, stay, and go about their Second Lives. But what is a town without
running for city counsel. Wonder if that has interpersonal communication and a common story? Now you are starting to get
anything to do with his newly betrothed the picture.
socialite fiance, Kylie Kennedy. Not sure what
drips from her veins more, money or politics. We are not strictly a roleplay town or a mystery play. We have no hard fast rules
Dare I say it's not her good looks ;). Can you with roleplaying conventions but rather a unique method of driving our story and
say gigolo! Talk about scaring a bulldog off a involving all of you our citizens. Our story is told through the use of this gossipy
meat truck!! Did I say that? little town paper and driven through the community via our cast actors.

Rumor has it Ms. Phe owner of Phe's Place is No one knows how the story ends because it doesn't, it is perpetual. Like every
being considered for Chief Detective. As you real town there will be crimes and murders and lawsuits where the outcome will
know former Chief Detective Sean McFlirty come to light as the story progresses. While participation isn't mandatory we
died last month of undisclosed injuries, hope you our citizens will effect and contribute to our story by your interactions
investigation pending. So sad. We all miss with the rest of our town. How do you do that? Just show up! Come to the local
Sean. Will Ms. Phe be the defective detective? watering holes, hang out in the square or your own front porch, meet your
How about some special favors for Police Chief neighbors, and discuss the news of the day.
Manley Ms. Phe? Or maybe the manly thing
about him isn't in his pants eeeekkk. Before you join us please consider that every community must have rules. Below
are our rules and guidelines:
Then there is Alex Parke. You might think she
has something in her pants by that first name, 1.) While part of the fun is being gossipy and snarky under no
but the only thing I see is a big arse as in Kim circumstances will hate speech or actions be tolerated based on sex,
Kardashian. Not even those expensive nationality, religion, race, or sexual orientation.
Valentini pants can fix that. Put down the fork
Alex!! I dare you to fire me!! 2.) No public indecency, nudity or sex in public places. We have created
homes with privacy settings for that purpose. Whatever you do behind
See you next week right here at Can You Keep a closed doors is your business.
Secret.
3.) Please do not enter another person's residence without prior permission.
Paris Star writes a weekly gossip column and is syndicated Respect each others privacy. If you wish to enact a crime such as
across several island towns here in the bay area. She hails breaking and entering then permission must be obtained from the victim.

from Boston Massachusetts. Care to share some juicy 4.) When in doubt please ask, use your best judgment and good taste.
tidbits with Paris. Drop her a notecard at the Moonlight
5.) A more complete list will be available in the red info boxes located
Bay Times located on the square. around town.

Moonlight Bay – Second Life January 4, 2018

Homes for Rent The Police Blotter

100 Ferry Landing, Roomy 2 story Victorian facing the water. Corner lot. Miss Lula May Jenkins aged 90 reported a peeping tom
Gourmet Kitchen, adult furniture. Privacy settings F $L300 per week. around 10 pm on January 2nd. She had just finished her bath
Furnished + 20 prims. and was sitting on her bed in nothing but a towel when her little
dog Scruffy began to bark alerting her that something was wrong
101 Ferry Landing. Adorable little dollhouse on the corner of Bay Street She looked up just in time to see a pair of arms on her window
and Ferry Landing. Furnished and waiting for your personal touch.$L150 sill. Later investigation found beer bottles and cigarette butts in
per week + 20 prims. Adult furniture. Privacy settings. the tall bushes outside her window. “Well I'm flattered.” Miss
Jenkins was quoted as saying. “I guess I still got it.”
103 Ferry Landing. Bigger than it looks. Little brick Cape Cod with roomy
kitchen and Living Room. Open plan. Adult furniture. Privacy settings The peeping tom was later apprehended at the local hospital
$L250 per week. with intractable nausea and withered dick syndrome.

Moonlight Bay Realty Company __________________________________
Jason Andres, Licensed Broker
A rape was reported at 250 Bay Street around midnight on
Offices located just off the square. Dec. 31st. Neighbor Jay Blackmon awoke to loud howling and
got up to investigate, just in time to see Bruce the Pitbull leap
over the fence and back into his own yard. Miss Fluffybutt the
aristocratic poodle next store looked a bit disheveled but
happy. Her mommy however was not. She immediately
called the police and poor Bruce the Pitbull now sits behind
bars at the local dog catcher for his crime. Bruce will be
released after his owner pays a hefty fine and reimburses Miss
Fluffybutt's mother Linda Stevens for the cost of the morning
after pill. Both Bruce and Miss Fluffybutt seem to be happy
about how they brought in the New Year. Bruce's owner was
quoted as saying, “That little hussy Miss Fluffybutt has been
teasing my poor Bruce for months now. The little bitch was
just asking for it.” Ms. Stevens could not be reached for
comment.