CellHarmony.com Presents:
Organelle
Dating Profile Catalogue
2020
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Pages 3 – 8 Chloroplasts
9 – 16 Vacuoles
17 – 21 Lysosomes
22 – 29 Mitochondria
30 – 36 Golgi Apparatuses
37 – 43 Endoplasmic Reticula
44 – 48 Ribosomes
Organelle: Chloroplast
Pickup line: Are you the sun, cause I’m picking up some good energy from you
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Cellfie: How Would I Describe Myself?:
I’m generally round and cylindrical,
and found within eukaryotic cells,
specifically plant cells. I’m made up of
a clear inner membrane and a green
outer membrane, with empty
separation in between. Inside me are
stacks of thylakoids, which contain
the chlorophyll used for
photosynthesis. Additionally, I contain
Occupation:
stroma, a colorless liquid containing
I specialize in photosynthesis within the
cell. When sunlight strikes a plant, enzymes which is where chemical
usually through its leaves, I absorb it changes for synthesis are completed
and, in conjunction with carbon dioxide
and water, turn it into energy. Within
the cell, I provide most of the “food” in
the form of energy. The process is Bad Habit:
called photosynthesis
Sometimes I can’t produce energy,
usually because of chemical imbalances.
When that happens, the cell is at risk of
dying. Additionally, if I malfunction, the
cell can experience premature duplication,
which stunts plant growth