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I remember like it was yesterday because it still happ
call a few friends/or family members and invite them
the guest arrived our home would become a getaway
weekend fun. It often took place in the middle of the
were playing. At the “Kickback” you had your option
etc. BYOB is usually the liquor of choice and dependi
Listen, my mother has more than 20 years of culinary
maintaining a stable home. Trust me when I say that
entertained. Imagine a sanctuary from the outside w
and worries at the door. We all need an escape in a w
that we simply cannot control.
Imagine it’s Monday morning and you’re still on the w
on point. Pastor Mike’s sermon is still fresh on your h
left home early so you wouldn’t be late but of course
and greeted by an email from your combative projec
until…never! You eloquently respond with, “Per our
We can’t control the unexpected train or the unexpe
can control the energy and happiness in our home. N
and loving way of making sure that everyone is comf
and of course some shade every now and then.
pens often. After a long work day my mother would
m over for what we call today, a “Kickback.” When
y from the daily routine of life. This wasn’t just
e week and especially when the New Orleans Saints
ns of various card games such as spades, Tunk, UNO,
ing on the occasion, dinner was often cooked.
y experience and over 30 years of helping and
her guests were always well fed and well
world where everyone was able to leave their shoes
world full of problems, situations, and circumstances
weekend high, minus a hangover. Your fade is still
heart. You admit to yourself that life is good. You
e the train had other plans. You arrive to work late
t manager about something that could have waited
last email…”
ected wait time for a simple breakfast sandwich. We
Now enter the Kickback Bible! This is my personal
fortable and the vibes are nothing but love, respect,
James Terrell
WELCOME TO T
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HELP YOURSELF
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U'RE NOT
GUEST.
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WHERE THE
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#PHI_M
-SHOUT-OUT TO AL
MATTERS
LL OF DOG OWNERS
ROLL UP?
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WITHOUT THE
BACKWOOD
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A BLUNT
ESSENTIALS?
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DROP THE
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PARK IT!
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SPADES
Big Joker
Lil Joker
Deuce of Diamonds
Deuce of Spades
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'Big Bertha'
'Lil Bertha'
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