Camp Songs...............................................7 Fishy in the Sea ..................................... 15
Are You Sleeping.................................. 15
Easton Hula Hulu .................................... 7 Down By The Station............................ 16
You Can Tell a Scout .............................. 7 Workin on the Railroad......................... 16
Fire Mountain Boy Scout ........................ 7 Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts .................. 16
Fire Mountain Hymn............................... 7 My Gal's a Corker ................................. 16
Camp Easton Song.................................. 7 Hole in the Bottom of the Sea ............... 16
Oh Wente ................................................ 8 Old McDonald Had a Melody............... 16
Camp Baldwin Fight Song...................... 8 Madelina Catelina ................................. 16
B-A-Bay................................................ 17
Campfire Sing - A -Long..........................9 Throw It Out The Window.................... 17
Humpty Rap .......................................... 17
Scout Vesper ........................................... 9 John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt......... 17
I Love the Mountains .............................. 9 Little Bunny Foo Foo ............................ 17
There s a Long, Long Trail ..................... 9 Where O' Where.................................... 18
Trail The Eagle ........................................ 9 The Bull Frog........................................ 18
Taps ......................................................... 9 Scouting is a thing................................. 18
Silver Paddles.......................................... 9 Rattlin Bog............................................ 18
Scouting Thunder .................................... 9 Pink Pajamas......................................... 19
America ................................................... 9 Boa-Constrictor ..................................... 19
Be Prepared ........................................... 10 Eddie Brown ......................................... 19
Campfire Burning ................................. 10 The Long, Long Nail............................. 19
Wah Sah................................................ 10 How Ugly I Are(dolefully) ................... 19
Once a Cub Scout went to Camp .......... 10 The Frog, He Am A Weird Bird. .......... 19
In The Good Old Wintertime ................ 10 Tree Toad .............................................. 20
If I were not a Boy Scout... ................... 10 Herman the Worm................................. 20
The More We Get Together.................. 11 I'm A Little Acorn Brown ..................... 20
On My Honor........................................ 11 Donald Where's Your Trousers............. 20
Scout Hearted Men................................ 11 If I Had a Head Like a Ping Pong Ball . 21
Scoutmaster's Hymn.............................. 11 Only Playing Leap Frog........................ 21
Trusty Tommy....................................... 12 At the Summer Scout Camp ................. 21
We're On The Upward Trail ................. 12 The Ants go Marching .......................... 21
My Duty................................................ 12 Lions and Tigers and Bears................... 21
Deep In the Heart of Scouting............... 12 There's A Hole In The Bucket .............. 22
Goodnight Scouters! ............................. 12 Fishing Song ......................................... 22
I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing.. 13 Peanut Butter and Jelly ......................... 22
Smiles.................................................... 13 The Weekend ........................................ 22
Follow Me Boys! .................................. 13 Alvin the Alligator ................................ 22
Friends We Are ..................................... 13 Day-O Day-O........................................ 23
I'm Glad I'm A Bo y Scout ..................... 13 Roll Out The Barrel............................... 23
Kum Ba Yah – Scouting ....................... 13 McDonald's ........................................... 23
Green Grow the Rushes ........................ 13 Day old Donuts ..................................... 23
Follow The Scouting Trail .................... 14 Semisill-I-Ficial Camp Song................. 23
Billboards.............................................. 24
Just for Fun............................................. 15 Alfalfa Hay............................................ 24
Old King Cole ....................................... 24
Flee Fly Flo ........................................... 15 One Man Went To Mow ....................... 25
Flee Fly Mosquito ................................. 15
Little Green Frog................................... 15
McTavish is Dead ................................. 15
Tarzan of the Apes ................................ 15
Tarzan.................................................... 15
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Baby Bumble Bee ................................. 25 Dixie...................................................... 36
Unicorn Song ........................................ 25 Mules..................................................... 37
Three Little Angels ............................... 26 Get Acquainted ..................................... 37
The Boy Scout Camper......................... 26 Things That Go ..................................... 37
Bicycle Built for Two ........................... 27 A Garden............................................... 37
Comin Round the Mountain.................. 27 Pack Up Your Wieners ......................... 37
Oh! Susanna .......................................... 27 There Was A Bee .................................. 37
Camp Granada....................................... 27 I'm A Little Piece Of Tin ...................... 38
Bingo ..................................................... 27 Skin Diver's Song.................................. 38
Granny's in the Cellar............................ 27 Smile ..................................................... 38
Koo Koo Song....................................... 28 Let Me Call You Lizzie ....................... 38
On Top of Spaghetti.............................. 28 Beans In My Ears .................................. 38
Scout Wetspers...................................... 28 The Green Grass Grew All Around ...... 38
The Quartermaster's Store ..................... 28 Old Mac Donald's Beehive ................... 39
Happy Wanderer ................................... 28 I Don't Wanna Grow Up ....................... 39
We're Here For Fun............................... 29 Found A Peanut ..................................... 39
The Bear ................................................ 29 Tree Toad .............................................. 39
The Bear In Tennis Shoes ..................... 29 The Animal Fair .................................... 39
One Bottle Of Pop................................. 30 Johnny Went Down In A Bucket .......... 39
Mountain Dew....................................... 30 Did You Ever ........................................ 40
Sippin' Cider.......................................... 31 The Marvelous Toy............................... 40
White Underwear .................................. 31 The Seaman Sailed Out To Sea............. 40
Propel, Propel, Propel Your Craft ......... 31 The Cat Came Back .............................. 40
The Littlest Worm................................. 31 Two Buffaloes....................................... 41
I Wish I Were ........................................ 31 Cover Of Scouting News ...................... 41
Hiking.................................................... 31 Frog Song.............................................. 42
Your Web Footed Friends..................... 32 Early As I Me Walked .......................... 42
Sailing, Sailing ...................................... 32 Acres of Clams...................................... 42
Three Blind Mice .................................. 32 The Rooster........................................... 43
Computer Song ..................................... 32 It Ain t Gonna Rain No More ............... 43
Skeeters And The Bedbugs ................... 32 Onward Spotted Bed Bugs .................... 44
Mairzy Doats......................................... 32 Backyard Treasures............................... 44
The Calliope Song................................. 32 Down by the Bay................................... 44
Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly........... 32 Star Trekkin' .......................................... 45
Battle Cry of Freedom........................... 33
Titanic ................................................... 33 Action Songs........................................... 46
Worms ................................................... 34
Alfalfa Hay (Boop-De-Doo) ................. 34 Head Shoulders ... ................................. 46
Old Lang's Sign..................................... 34 Hello, my name is Joe ........................... 46
Lovely Bunch of Coconuts ................... 34 Scouting Spirit ...................................... 46
Oom Plucky Plucky .............................. 34 Austrian Yodeler................................... 46
I-Vee...................................................... 34 The Swimming Hole ............................. 46
Tom The Toad....................................... 35 Alice The Camel ................................... 46
Johnnie Verbeck.................................... 35 Whew-W-W-W..................................... 46
Ghost Chickens ..................................... 36 Sons of the Sea ...................................... 47
Puff the Magic Dragon.......................... 36 Junior Birdman...................................... 47
Neath The Crust Of The Old Apple Pie 36 Father Abraham I .................................. 47
Father Abraham II ................................. 47
The Big Birdie Song ............................. 47
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Super Lizard .......................................... 47 Staff Songs............................................... 55
Ensie Wiensie Spider ............................ 47
The Grand Old Duke of York ............... 48 Grizzly Life ........................................... 55
O Chester............................................... 48 Coffee.................................................... 55
John Brown's Baby ............................... 48 Sleepy Staffer ........................................ 55
If You’re Happy.................................... 48 Twelve Days of Summer Camp ............ 55
If It's Raining And You Know It........... 48 Whistle While You Work ..................... 55
AchaWaddeley-Acha.i.Waddeley......... 48 King of the Camp .................................. 56
I Points To Myself ................................ 49 On My Honor........................................ 56
My Bonnie............................................. 49 Oh, How I Hate to Get up in The Morning
Do Your Ears Hang Low?..................... 49 ............................................................... 56
God Bless My underwear...................... 49 The Scotsman's Kilt .............................. 56
Bill Grogan's Goat................................. 49
Dum Dum Da Da .................................. 50 Graces..................................................... 58
Robert Baden Powell ............................ 50
Noble Captain Kirk ............................... 50 Philmont Grace ..................................... 58
The Duck Song...................................... 50 Singing Grace........................................ 58
One Finger, One Thumb ....................... 50 Johnny Appleseed Grace....................... 58
Waddeley Achee ................................... 51 Scottish Grace ....................................... 58
Goin' On a Lion Hunt............................ 51 Edelweiss .............................................. 58
Baby Beluga .......................................... 51 Adams Family Grace ............................ 58
This Old Man........................................ 51 Rock You Grace.................................... 58
With My Hand on Myself ..................... 51 Doxology............................................... 58
Singing in the Rain................................ 52 God is Good .......................................... 58
Way Over the Irish Sea ......................... 52 Thanks Be to God ................................. 58
Back of the Bread.................................. 58
Camp Yells.............................................. 53 Hark to the Chimes ............................... 59
Neath These Tall Green Trees .............. 59
Gimme A Yell ....................................... 53 Thank Thee ........................................... 59
New & Different ................................... 53 Wayfarer's Grace................................... 59
Our Eyes are Hayseed ........................... 53 Be Present ............................................. 59
Jay Bird Song........................................ 53 Eagle Thanks......................................... 59
Acka - Backa.i.Yells:Acka - Backa ...... 53 Our Father ............................................. 59
Junior Birdman...................................... 53 We Thank Thee Father.......................... 59
Jigga-Cheer ........................................... 53 Thank You Lord.................................... 59
Funky Chicken...................................... 53 Praise Be To God .................................. 59
How Funky is Your Chicken? ............... 53 Hark Hear the Chimes........................... 59
B The Boys Are Here............................ 53 Oh, Lord ................................................ 59
B With an S ........................................... 54 Our Father, Our Father.......................... 59
We Are Crazy........................................ 54
Boom Chica Boom................................ 54 Rounds \ Songs for MealsRounds \ Songs
Staff Wave ............................................. 54 for Meals................................................. 60
Roll Call ................................................ 54
U P S S .................................................. 54 Aloutte................................................... 60
Mickey Mouse....................................... 54 Le cou, Le dos, Les pattes..................... 60
S.T.A.P.H.............................................. 54 Eats Song............................................... 60
Scout! .................................................... 54 Ham & Eggs.......................................... 60
Ernie's Yell ............................................ 54 Ground Round ....................................... 60
Easton Family ....................................... 54 Sunny Side ............................................ 60
Bingo ..................................................... 61
Ravioli ................................................... 61
Fast Food............................................... 61
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Songs to be Sung.................................... 62 Mariah................................................... 74
The Trapper's Life ................................. 74
The Gambler ......................................... 62 The Battle Of New Orleans ................... 75
Happy Trails.......................................... 62 Little Joe The Wrangler ........................ 75
Night Rider's Lament ............................ 62 New Mexican Cowboy.......................... 76
Paradise ................................................. 62 Boy of the Mountains............................ 76
Home on the Range............................... 63 Dark As A Dungeon.............................. 77
Home on the Range II ........................... 63 Song of Wyoming ................................. 77
Fire On The Mountain........................... 64 Me and my Uncle .................................. 77
Git Along Little Dogies ........................ 64 The Strawberry Roan............................ 78
Morning Has Broken............................. 64 Without Warning................................... 78
Red River Valley................................... 64 Buffalo Skinners ................................... 79
Cotton-Eyed Joe .................................... 64 Spider John............................................ 79
Aunt Rhody........................................... 65 Desperado.............................................. 79
Black Mountain Cabin Song................. 65 This Old Guitar ................................... 80
Summer ................................................. 65 Annie's Song ......................................... 80
Charlie On The M.T.A. ......................... 65 On Top of Old Smoky........................... 80
The Eagle and the Hawk ....................... 66 Happy Trails To You ............................ 80
Jeremiah Johnson.................................. 66 Dinah..................................................... 80
Country Roads....................................... 66 Tumbling Tumbleweeds ....................... 81
The Erie Canal ...................................... 66 Rocky Mountain Suite .......................... 81
Sourwood Mountain.............................. 66 Winter of '29 ......................................... 81
Big Rock Candy Mountain ................... 67 Run With The Wind .............................. 81
Down In The Valley.............................. 67 Slewfoot ................................................ 82
I Ride an Old Paint................................ 67 There's A Long Long Trail ................... 82
Rocky Top............................................. 68 Ain't No Bears In Arkansas................... 82
Clementine ............................................ 68 Rocky Mountain High........................... 82
The Cowboy's Lament .......................... 68 Ghost Riders.......................................... 83
Sixteen Tons .......................................... 69 Tennessee Stud ...................................... 83
Ballad Of Mae West's Bust ................... 69 Cool Water ............................................ 84
Acres Of Apples.................................... 69 Dakota Land .......................................... 84
Big Iron................................................. 70 Cosmic Cowboy.................................... 84
She'll Be Comin' 'Round The Mountain 70 Chisolm Trail ........................................ 84
Me and this Old Guitar.......................... 71 Sweet Betsy From Pike ......................... 85
The Dying Cowboy............................... 71 Goodnight Irene .................................... 86
Moreno Valley ...................................... 71 Bound To Leave Ol' Texas ................... 86
Long Black Veil .................................... 71
Five Foot Two, Eyes Of Blue .............. 71 Holiday and Inspirational...................... 87
Georgetown........................................... 71
John Henry (Steel Drivin' Man) ............ 72 Amazing Grace ..................................... 87
Forty Acres............................................ 72 Swing Low, Sweet Chariot ................... 87
Black Mountain..................................... 72 Kum Ba Yah.......................................... 87
Tom Dooley .......................................... 73 Scout Law Version – Kum Ba Yah....... 87
Santa Fe Trapper ................................... 73 Michael Row the Boat Ashore .............. 87
California Here I Come......................... 73 Rock of Ages......................................... 88
Barges.................................................... 74 What Child is This ................................ 88
Mountain Lady..................................... 74 Put Your Hand In The Hand ................ 88
Deep In The Heart Of Texas................. 74 Upon a Midnight Clear ......................... 89
Away in a manger ................................. 89
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Joy to the World .................................... 89 Down By The Graveyard ...................... 99
Little Town of Be thlehem..................... 89 Deck The Patch..................................... 99
When The Saints Go Marching............. 90
Dem Bones ............................................ 90 Halloween Song .................................... 99
Lord of the Dance ................................. 90 Halloween Is Here! ............................... 99
O Come All Ye Faithful........................ 90
Christmas Time ..................................... 91 The Twelve Days of Halloween............ 99
Hanukkah.............................................. 91 Over The River And Through The Wood
Angels We Have Heard on High........... 91 ............................................................... 99
What Child is This ................................ 91
Christmas Time ..................................... 91 A Thanksgiving Song ......................... 100
Hanukkah Fun Song.............................. 92 Pumpkin Bells ..................................... 100
Silent Night, Holy Night ....................... 92
Merry Christmas ................................... 92 Pumpkin Wonderland ......................... 100
For The Beauty Of The Earth ............... 92 Frankenstein ........................................ 100
We Gather Together.............................. 92 Tommy, The Ta ll-Tailed Turkey........ 100
Up On The Housetop ............................ 92
Only Visiting This Planet...................... 92 International SongsInternational Songs
Go Tell it on the Mountain.................... 93 ................................................................101
Just as I am............................................ 93
Born Ten Thousand Years Ago ............ 93 Zum Gali GaliZum Gali Gali .............. 101
Inch By Inch.......................................... 93
Rise and Shine....................................... 94 Vive L'amourVive L'amour ................ 101
Pass it On .............................................. 94 Edelweiss ............................................ 101
He's got the Whole World in his Hands 94
Faith Of Our Fathers ............................. 94 Ging Gang Goolee .............................. 101
This Is My Father's World .................... 95 Aki Taki Umpah.................................. 101
Rock My Soul ....................................... 95 Shut De Doh........................................ 102
Waiting For Christmas.......................... 95
Do Lord ................................................. 95 Princess Pat ......................................... 102
Hymn..................................................... 95 Waltzing Matilda................................. 102
Simple Gifts .......................................... 96
Down By The Riverside........................ 96 Tie Me Kangaroo Down ..................... 103
Battle Hymn Of The Republic .............. 96 Sixpence .............................................. 103
Hallelujah! ............................................. 96 Patsy Orry Orry Aye ........................... 103
Beautiful Savior .................................... 96
Children Of The Heavenly Father......... 96 The Irish Rover ................................... 103
Joyful We Adore Thee .......................... 97 A-Rovin' .............................................. 104
Let All Things Now Living................... 97
Dem Bones ............................................ 97 Patriotic Songs......................................105
One Tin Soldier ..................................... 97
Rolling Over The Billows ..................... 98 The Star Spangled Banner................... 105
Go Tell it on the Mountain.................... 98 My Country, 'Tis Of Thee ................... 106
They'll Know We are Christains by our
Love ...................................................... 98 This Land Is Your Land ...................... 106
All God's Critters .................................. 98 Respect The Flag................................. 106
Great Pumpkin Is Coming To Town..... 99
Stars And Stripes Forever ................... 106
This Is My Country............................. 106
You're A Grand Old Flag.................... 106
God Bless America ............................. 106
Beautiful America ............................... 106
Fly Your Flag...................................... 107
America The Beautiful........................ 107
The State Song .................................... 107
Yankee Doodle.................................... 107
Wood Badge Songs .............................108
The Gilwell Song ................................ 108
I've Got That Woodbadge Spirit ......... 108
Wood Badge Farewell Song ............... 108
.Woodbadge Staff................................ 108
Woodbadge Camp............................... 108
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Troop Guides....................................... 109 J.C. Penny's Clothes ............................ 128
The Feast............................................. 109 Is it time yet?....................................... 128
By George ........................................... 109
Climbing Up The Ladder .................... 110 The Pickpocket Contest ...................... 128
Mr. Johnson Has a Troop .................... 110 The King's Royal Papers ..................... 129
Gonna Hire a Boy Scout ..................... 110
The Badgered Wood-Badger .............. 111 Presents for the Teacher ...................... 129
Trusty Tommy..................................... 111 Submarine Attack................................ 130
Woodbadge Prayer .............................. 111 Airplane Crash .................................... 130
The Way It Oughta Be ........................ 112
Patrol So Kind ..................................... 112 Sympathetic Patient ............................. 130
The Scout Who Never Returned ......... 112 Movie .................................................. 131
Ticket Song ......................................... 112
Wood Badge Patrol Song.................... 113 Naughty Student .................................. 131
Come And Join The Boy Scouts ......... 113 Firing Squad ........................................ 131
Shipwrecked........................................ 113 The Mysterious Flying Object ............ 132
Trails At Gilwell ................................. 113
Come And Be A Wood Badge Man ... 114 The Candy Contest.............................. 132
The Scout Leader Trail ....................... 114 Bailing Out .......................................... 132
Uniform Song...................................... 114
Training Staff Song............................. 114 Johnny Got Run Over By A Bus ......... 133
Scouting Lament ................................. 115 The Employment Agency ................... 133
Bucky the Busy Beaver....................... 115
Index......................................................135
Philmont Songs......................................116 Bibliography .........................................141
This Land ............................................ 116
Philmont Hymn ................................... 116
Welcome to My Morning (at a PTC) *116
I'm Happy When I'm Hiking ............... 116
Philmont Ranger Song ........................ 116
Little Tommy Tucka ........................... 116
Black Songs...........................................117
Gory, Gory Rock Climbers ................. 117
It's An Insect Covered World.............. 117
It's A Real World ................................ 117
National Embalming School............... 118
My Dog Rover (Two versions) ........... 118
The Parachutist.................................... 118
America the Ugly ................................ 118
My Uncle............................................. 118
Shaving Cream.................................... 119
Paratrooper Song................................. 120
Skits........................................................121
Who's On First?................................... 121
Life After Camp Staff ......................... 123
Radio Skit............................................ 124
Don't Interrupt Me Lord ...................... 126
The Reporter at the Bridge.................. 127
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Camp Songs You Can Tell a Scout
Easton Hula Hulu tune: "Long, Long trail"
Our camp's a hula hulu You can tell a scout from ________
To it we will be true You can tell him by his talk;
Love it? You bet we do You can tell a scout from ________
You can tell him by his walk;
CHORUS You can tell him by his manner,
I'm telling you, By his appetite and such.
Boom Boom Boom You can tell a scout from ________
And in our hearts t'will be: But you cannot tell him much.
Camp Easton is sure to shine
All of the time Fire Mountain Boy Scout
Hardy Siwash troop are we, I'm a Fire Mountain Boy Scout,
searchers of the land and sea, Fire Mountain do or die,
Warriors bold we'll always be, A real live nephew of Sir Baden Powel,
CHORUS Born on the fourth of July, (Rah, Rah, Rah)
I've a Fire Mountain "T" Shirt.
We are the Selkirk tribe, It's my Fire Mountain joy.
And we can tan your hide, O, fire Mountian burned down once,
So you just step inside, Never to burn again.
CHORUS O, I am a Fire Mountian
I am a Fire Mountian
We are the Grouse Ridge bunch, I am a Fire Mountian Boy Scout!
And we have got a hunch,
That we have lots of punch, Fire Mountain Hymn
CHORUS
On the slopes below the mountain
We are the Benewah tribe In amongst the trees
Fishers on the Coeur D' Alene side, Flows the flag of fire Mountain
Pinto ponies we do ride, Waving in the breeze.
CHORUS Hail fire MOuntain, Hail Fire MOountain
With your Scouts so true
Lewis & Clark are fighting men, With your spirit of good scouting
Cooked thier grub in a frying pan, Hail oh hail to you
Then shared it with the Clatsoclan,
CHORUS Composed by Troop 21 circa 1974
We are the Shoshone tribe, Camp Easton Song
Sacajawea was our guide,
Charboneau was at her side, (* Tune of Davy Crocket *)
CHORUS
Stanley Easton
We are the Lolo Pass troop, As we all know
We are the hiking troop, Started this camp for boys
We lead the other troops, So they could grow;
CHORUS The Scouting spirit
Within us all,
We are the Mullan troop, The Beaver, the Fox, and the Bob White Call
And we will never stoop,
To any other troop, CHORUS
CHORUS Easton, our Camp Easton
On the shores of lake Coeur D' Alene
We are the Thompson boys,
We don't play with tinker toys, The Indians camped,
But we have other scouting joys, Upon the shore,
CHORUS
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The French were next, We learn from you each day
and the many more Camping here are we theBoy Scouts
The Scouts came last, Of good ole San Francisco Bay
and here they'll stay.
they discovere d a dream Oh Wente, Oh Wente, the memories you make
and Scouting's the way Camping here beneath the heavens
CHORUS Near your mountain lake
Oh wente, Oh Wente, Oh Wente,
We look above You're a grand ole camp.
to the lofty pine
Old camp Easton's Camp Baldwin Fight Song
Within her prime.
The scouting spirit (tune: Oh Wisconsin)
Within all abounds,
The campfire blazes Oh, Camp Baldwin,
as we sing a round. Oh, Camp Baldwin
CHORUS Pride of C.P.C!
We hike the trails
Summer came, Where nature prevails
and the scouts arrived. Scout spirit is our theme
they all came back, RAH! RAH! RAH!
For they all survived. If Baden Powel
It suprised the cook Could See us now
and he really got shook How proud he would be...
Something went wrong We've done and dared
With the goop he cooked. To be prepared
CHORUS At CAMP BALDWIN...HEY!
Now Mr. Leon Thomas
We all know
By his Baden Powell stick
And his mane of snow
He sits in the shade
of the old log shack,
and carves his bones
With a hack-hack-hack
CHORUS
Now the waterfront's wet
The boats are dry,
The corral is dusty
And the horses are shy
The cook's in the kitchen
and countin' the beans,
The Camp Director is mighty mean.
CHORUS
Oh Wente
Oh WenteOh Wente mighty Scout camp
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Campfire Sing - A -Long Trail The Eagle
Scout Vesper Trail The Eagle, Trail The Eagle,
Climbing All The Time.
Softly falls the light of day First The Star, And Then The Life,
While our campfire fades away Will On Your Bosom Shine.
Silently each Scout should ask Keep Climbing!
"Have I done my daily task? Blaze The Trail And We Will Follow,
Have I kept my honor bright? Hark, The Eagle's Call,
Can I guiltless sleep tonight? On, Brothers, On Until We're Eagles All.
Have I done and have I dared
Everything to be prepared?" Taps
Listen Lord, O listen Lord Day is done, gone the sun;
As I whisper soft and low From the lake, from the hills,
Bless my Mom and bless my Dad From the sky;
There is something they should know All is well, safely rest,
I will keep my Honor high God is nigh.
The Oath and Law will be my guide
And Mom and Dad this you should know Fading light dims the sight;
Deep in my heart I love you so And a star gems the sky
Gleaming bright;
I Love the Mountains
From a far, drawing nigh,
I love the mountains, Falls the night.
I love the rolling hills,
I love the flowers, Silver Paddles
I love the daffodils;
I love the fire-side when all the lights are low Our paddles keen and bright
Boom-dee-ah-da, Flashing like silver
Boom-dee-ah-da, Swift as a wild goose flight
Boom-dee-ah-da, Dip, dip and swing
Boom-dee-ah-da.
Dip, dip and swing and back
I Like A Still Lake, Flashing like silver
I Like A Silver Stream, Swift as a wild goose flight
I Like The Forest, Dip, dip and swing.
I Like The Stars That Gleam.
I Like The Campfire Scouting Thunder
When All The Lights Are Low.
We Light The Light Of Scouting,
There s a Long, Long Trail We Give The Flight To Eagles,
We Light The Light Of Scouting
There s a long, long Trail a-winding Throughout The World
Into the land of my dreams, We'll Never Be Hiked Under,
Where the nightingales are singing Listen To Our Scouting Thunder,
And a white moon beams. We Light The Light Of Scouting
There s a long, long night of waiting Throughout The World
Until my dreams all come true; Repeat
Till the day I ll be going down
That long, long trail with you.
America
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America, America, (can be sung in two parts with the other group singing
How Can I Tell You How I Feel? "Zum zum zum zum.")
You Have Given Me Many Blessings.
I Love You So. Once a Cub Scout went to Camp
America, America, To the tune of "There is a tavern in the town ..."
Let Me Tell You How I Feel. Once a Cub Scout went to Camp, (went to camp)
You Have Given Me Many Pleasures, He went to camp without his lamp (without his lamp)
I Love You So, And when he found a beetle in his bed,
I Love You So. This is what the Cub Scout said (Cub Scout said)
Oh beetle, beetle go away, (go away)
America, America, In my bed you cannot stay, (cannot stay)
Shall I Tell You How I Feel, For please remember what Akela said:
You Have Given Me Your Treasure, "No two people in one bed." (In one bed)
I Love You So.
In The Good Old Wintertime
Hi, ho, nobody home.
Eat nor drink nor money have we none. Tune: "In The Good Old Summertime"
Yet we must be merry.
Hi. ho, nobody home. In the good old wintertime,
In the good old wintertime,
Rose, rose, rose red, I love the snow, the rain, the sleet,
Will I ever see thee wed? This season you can't beat.
I will marry at Thy will sire I'm frozen in, I'm frozen out,
At Thy will. It is without a doubt,
The coldest time of all the clime,
O poor bird, In the good old wintertime
Why art Thou
Flying in the sadness If I were not a Boy Scout...
Of this dark hour?
[Tune: This is the Music Concert]
Be Prepared
If I were not a Boy Scout, I wonder what I'd be
Oh, be prepared, prepared, prepeared. If I were not a Boy Scout, a ......
The motto of the Boy Scouts. 1. A bird watcher I'd be
Oh, be prepared, prepared, prepeared. Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT!
The motto of the Scouts! 2. A plumber I would be
Prepared, prepared, the motto of a good Scout Plunge it, flush it, look out below!
Prepared, prepared, the motto of a Scout. 3. A mermaid I would be
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop!
Campfire Burning 4. A carpenter I'd be
Two by four, nail it to the floor!
Campfire burning, Campfire burning, 5. A secretary I'd be
Draw nearer, Draw nearer, z-z-z-z get the point, z-z-z-z get the point?
To the fire, To the fire, 6. A teacher I would be
And we will be warmer Sit down, shut up, throw away your gum!
7. An airline attendant I'd be
Wah Sah Coffee, tea, or me, sir; here's your little bag, BLEH!
[or]. A Stewardess I would be,
Wah, sah, The fo'ty second Here's your coffee, here's your tea. here s your
Wah, sah, They gone to wah, paper bag, urrrp
Wah, sah, The fo'ty second, 8. A typist I would be
Ma'ching through the brambles raw. Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ZING!
Zum, Dey ain't got boots no' stockings 9. A hippie I would be
Zum, Dey ain't got none to wah. Love and peace, my hair is full of grease!
Zum, Dey ain't got boots no' stockings, [or] Hey Man! Cool Man! Far out! Wow!
Ma'ching through the brambles raw 10.A farmer I would be
Zum, Zum, Zum, Zum. Here's a cow, there's a cow, and here's another yuck!
[or] Come on Betsy give... the baby's gotta live
11.A laundry worker I would be
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Starchy here, starchy there, starchy in your Honest. I swear, My client wasn't there
underwear! 37. An Undertaker I would be,
12.A cashier I would be 6 x 4, nail them to the floor.
Twenty nine, forty nine, here is your change, sir! 38. An Engineer, I would be,
13.A gym teacher I'd be Push the button, push the button, kick the darn
We must, we must, improve the bust! machine.
14.A medic I would be 39. A Ranger I would be,
Turn around, drop your pants, jab, jab, jab! Get eaten by a bear, see if I care.
15.A doctor I would be 40. A Scoutmaster I would be,
Take a pill; pay my bill! I'm going golfing! Do this, do that, I'm gonna take a nap.
[or] Needle! Thread! Stick 'em in the head! 41. A Camp Director I would be
16. An electrician I would be Here s a quarter, there s the phone, call your mom,
Positive, negative bbzzzzt zap you re going home.
17.A fireman I would be Finally: A Girl Scout I would be!
Jump lady, jump... whoa slpat!
18.A cook I would be The More We Get Together
Mix it, bake it; heartburn-BURP!
19.A ice cream maker I'd be The More We Get Together, Together, Together
Tutti-frutti, tutti-frutti, nice ice cream! The More We Get Together, The Happier We'll Be.
20.A politician I would be For Your Friends Are My Friends.
Raise the taxes, lower the pay, vote for me on And My Friends Are Your Friends
election day! The More We Get Together The Happier We'll Be.
21.A butcher I would be
Chop it up, grind it up, make a little patty! On My Honor
22.A garbage collector I'd be
Lift it, dump it, pick out the good stuff On my honor I'll do my best,
[or] Pile that garbage. Pile that garbage. Pile it to To do my duty to God.
the sky. On my honor I'll do my best,
23.A [Domino's] pizza maker I'd be To serve my country as I may.
30 minute, fast delivery! On my honor I'll do my best,
24.A clam digger I would be To do a good turn each day.
Dig one here, dig one there-Oh my frozen derriere! To keep my body strengthened,
25. Superman I would be And keep my mind awakened.
It's a bird, it's a plane, where is Lois Lane? To follow paths of righteousness,
26. Lois Lane I would be On my honor I'll do my best.
Get away, get away, get away, Clark Kent!
27.A cyclist I would be Scout Hearted Men
peddle, peddle, peddle, peddle; ring, ring, ring!
28.A truck driver I'd be (tune: Stout-Hearted Men)
Here's a curve, there's a curve. HERE'S A BETTER
CURVE! Give me some men, who are Scout hearted men,
[Makes outline of shapely woman.] Who will fight for the right they adore.
29.A house cleaner I'd be
Ooh, a bug; squish it in the rug! Start me with ten, who are Scout hearted men,
30.A baby I would be And I'll soon give you ten thousand more.
Mama, Dada, I wuv you!
31.A Preacher I would be Oh! Shoulder to shoulder and bolder and bolder
Well, well, you never can tell; you might go to They grow as they go on the fore!
heaven, or you might go to ...
32.A DJ I would Be, Then, there's nothing in the world can halt or mar the
Miles of smiles on the radio dial. plan
33 A raisin I would be When Scout hearted men can stick together man to
Shrivel up, get a tan, jump in a box of Raisin Bran. man!
34. A Baker I would be,
Donuts! Eclairs! Buy My Buns! Scoutmaster's Hymn
35. A Lifeguard I would be,
Save yourself, Man. I'm working on my tan! On top of Old Smokey, all covered with snow.
[or] Mouth to Mouth Resuscitate, What a way to get I learned a great lesson, all people should know.
a date.
36. A Lawyer I would be,
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I met a scoutmaster, a helper of youth. The memories here will guide me through.
He was roaming God's mountains, in search of the So from my heart,
truth. I pledge to you.
He told me he found it, in the red sunset' glow. CHORUS
In the voice of the thunder, in the touch of the snow.
His truth was quite simple, as plain as could be. Skills and practive, do your best.
I'll never forget what that leader told me. Observation is the test.
Do your duty to God, to the red, white, and blue. There's a reason here; for reading the sign,
To all others be helpful, and to thine own self be true. Of a Scout in the field,
To develop his mind.
Trusty Tommy CHORUS
(tune: Yankee Doodle Dandy) Deep In the Heart of Scouting
TRUSTY Tommy was a Scout (tune: Deep in the Heart of Texas)
LOYAL to his mother,
HELPFUL to the folks about, We're Scout Camp guys, beneath blue skies,
And FRIENDLY to his brother. Deep in the heart of Scouting.
COURTEOUS to the girls he knew,
KIND unto his rabbit, Out in the woods, just like we should,
OBEDIENT to his father too, Deep in the heart of Scouting.
And CHEERFUL in his habits.
THRIFTY saving for a need, Get up at six and hit the bricks,
BRAVE, but not a faker, Deep in the heart of Scouting.
CLEAN in thought & word & deed,
And REVERENT to his maker. We sweat all day and call it play.
Deep in the heart of Scouting.
We're On The Upward Trail
Old B - P is a friend to me.
We're on the upward trail, Deep in the heart of Scouting.
We're on the upward trail,
Singing as we go. Scouting bound. We're on the trail and cannot fail.
We're on the upward trail, Deep in the heart of Scouting.
We're on the upward trail,
Singing, singing, everybody singing My Scout patrol is on a roll.
Scouting bound. Deep in the heart of Scouting.
My Duty We have the will and have the skill.
Deep in the heart of Scouting.
On my honor, I will try.
There's a duty to be done and I say aye. We lash and splice and do it right.
There's a reason here, for reasons above. Deep in the heart of Scouting.
My honor is to try.
My duty is to love. Cook out dutch oven and all other such.
Deep in the heart of Scouting.
(chorus)
People don't need to know my name. We want our beads, we'll do our deeds,
If I've done any harm, then I'm to blame. Deep in the heart of Scouting.
If I've helped another, I've helped me.
If I've opened up my eyes to see. Woggle new and neckerchief too.
Deep in the heart of Scouting.
Come, come where the fire burns bright.
You can even see more by candlelight. Goodnight Scouters!
You can learn more here, by the campfire glow
You can learn more here, Goodnight Scouters!
Than you'll ever know. Goodnight Scouters!
CHORUS We're going to leave you now
Gilwell Scouting, land I love.
Place of beauty, sky above.
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Merrily we roll along, Then it's all down hill,
Roll along, roll along Till you drop, don't stop,
Merrily we roll along And follow me.
O'er the deep blue sea CHORUS
I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing Tho' the journey's end,
Is beyond our sight,
I'd like to buy the world a home Follow me, boys, follow me!
And furnish it with love, If we do our best,
Grow apple trees and honey bees Then we've done all right!
And snow white turtle doves. Pack your load, hit the road,
I'd like to teach the world to sing And folLow me!
In perfect harmony, CHORUS
I'd like to hold it in my arms,
And keep it company. Friends We Are
I'd like to see the world for once
All standing hand in hand, Friends we are
And hear them echo thru the hills And friends we'll ever be,
Of peace throughout the land. Wherever we are,
Wherever we may be.
Smiles Scouting friends we'll always be
Through all eternity.
There are smiles that make us happy
There are smiles that make us blue. I'm Glad I'm A Boy Scout
There are smiles
That steal away the teardrop, Gee, I'm glad I'm a Boy Scout, Yes, I am.
As the sunbeams steal away the dew. Gee, I'm glad I'm a Boy Scout, Yes, I am.
There are smiles I'd rather wear the fleur de lis
That have a tender meaning Than be the king of Italy.
That the eyes of love alone may see Gee, I'm glad I'm a Boy Scout, Yes, I am.
And the smiles
That fill my life with sunshine Kum Ba Yah – Scouting
Are the smiles that you give to me.
A Scout is trustworthy, Lord, Kum ba yah!
Follow Me Boys! A Scout is loyal, Lord, Kum ba yah!
A Scout is helpful, Lord, Kum ba yah!
(chorus) O Lord, Kum ba yah!
Follow me, boys, follow me!
When you think You're really beat A Scout is friendly, Lord, Kum ba yah!
That's the time To lift your feet A Scout is courteous, Lord, Kum ba yah!
And follow me, Boys, follow me. A Scout is Kind, Lord, Kum ba yah!
Pick'em up, put'em down O Lord, Kum ba yah!
And follow me.
Pick'em up, Put'em down, A Scout is obedient, Lord, Kum ba yah!
Pick'em up. A Scout is cheerful, Lord, Kum ba yah!
A Scout is thrifty, Lord, Kum ba yah!
There's a job to do, O Lord, Kum ba yah!
There's a fight to win,
Follow me, boys, follow me! A Scout is brave, Lord, Kum ba yah!
And it won't be done, A Scout is clean, Lord, Kum ba yah!
'Till we all pitch in, A Scout is reverent, Lord, Kum ba yah!
Lift your chin with a grin, O Lord, Kum ba yah!
And follow me.
CHORUS Green Grow the Rushes
It's a long, long climb, I'll sing you one Ho,
But we've got the will, Green grow the rushes, oh,
Follow me, boys, follow me! What is your one Ho!
When we reach the top, One is one and all alone and ever more shall be it so.
I'll sing you two Hos.
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Geen grow the rushes, oh. What are your two Hos!
Two two the lily white boys clothed and all in green
ho.
One Is one and all alone and ever more shall be it so.
I'll sing you three Hos.
Green grow the rushes, oh, what are your three Hos,
Three three the rivals.
Two two lilly white boys clothed and all in green ho.
One is one and all alone and ever more shall be-e so.
Four for thegospel makers
Five for the cymbals at your door
Six for the six proud walkers
Seven for the seven stars in the sky
Eight for the April rainers
Nine for the nine bright shiners
Ten for the ten commandments
Eleven for the eleven that went to Heaven
Twelve for the twelve apostles.
Follow The Scouting Trail
Go where the mountains high reach up to clear blue
sky.
Sleep under stars at night, wake up to bird songs
bright.
Put on your cruiser pack, fol-low the wild-est track
Fol-low the scout-ing trail, your strength will never fail.
White wa-ters and ca-noe, ice-ax and climb- shoe,
Camp-fire with flames a-glow, warm fel-lowship to
know.
Learn well the Law and Oath, live by the best in both
Fol-low the scout-ing trail your faith will nev-er fail.
God grant a world of peace where love will never
cease
Service and "Be Prepared," these aims we all have
shared.
Scout skills help make a man, pass on the joys he can.
Fol-low the scout-ing trail, your love will never fail.
(Composed on a 100 mile canoe trip in British
Columbia, Canada in 19 70 by Leeon F. Aller, Jr.,
MD, Scoutmaster of Troop 50, Snohomish Washington,
Evergreen Area Council, Boy Scouts of America.)
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Just for Fun Tarzan
Flee Fly Flo [Tune: Tongo]
Flee Tarzan [repeat],
Flee-Fly Swingin on a rubber band [repeat],
Flee-Fly-Flo Tarzan [repeat],
Vista Fell into a frying pan [repeat],
Cum-a-la cum-a-la cum-a-la vista Now Tarzan has a tan [repeat].
No, no, no not the vista
Eenie Meenie Dessamennie oo wah awa a meenie, Jane [repeat],
Ex-a-meenie zallamennie oo wah awa Flying in her aeroplane [repeat],
B-billie-O-do-dottin'... Jane [repeat],
Crashed into a freeway lane [repeat],
Flee Fly Mosquito Now Jane has a pain [repeat],
And Tarzan has a tan [repeat].
Flee
Flee fly Cheetah [repeat],
Flee fly mosquito Rockin to the beata [repeat],
Lotion Cheetah [repeat],
Calamine Calamine Calamine Lotion Got eaten by an amoebae [repeat],
No no no not the lotion Now Cheetah is amoebae [repeat],
Itchy itchy scratchy scratchy And Jane has a pain [repeat],
Oo I got one on my backy And Tarzan has a tan [repeat],
Eeeek goes the bug And this song has an end [repeat].
When you spray 'em with the bug spray
Sshhhhhh! Fishy in the Sea
Little Green Frog Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea -
(in the sea)
Mm Ugh went the little green frog one day. Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea -
Mm Ugh went the little green frog (in the sea)
Mm Ugh went the little green frog one day. I'd go swimming in the nudie
Till his eyes went Mm Ugh Mm Without my bathing suity
(*Mm-squint eyes Ugh-tongue out*) Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea -
(in the sea)
McTavish is Dead
...little skeeter
O, McTavish is dead and his brother don't know it ...bitey, bitey bitey over everybody's hidey...
His Brother is dead and McTavish don't know it
both of them dead in the very same bed, ...little bar of soap
And neither one knows that the other is dead ...slippy, slippy slidey over everybody's hidey...
Tarzan of the Apes ...little bottle of pop
... slide down with a slurp and come back with a
I like bananas, coconuts and grapes. burp...
I like bananas, coconuts and grapes.
I like bananas, coconuts and grapes. ...little radio
That's why they call me ...I'd go CLICK.
TARZAN OF THE APES!
Are You Sleeping
Sing the first part softer each time down to a whisper,
shouting the ending. Are you sleeping, are you sleeping?
Brother John, Brother John.
Morning bells are ringing;
Morning bells are ringing.
Ding, ding dong,
ding, ding dong!
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Down By The Station There's a foot on the leg...
There's a toe on the foot...
(Round) There's a wart on the toe...
There's a hair on the wart...
Down by the station, early in the morning, There's a flea on the hair...
See the little puffer bellies all in a row. There's a smile on the flea...
See the station master turn the little handle. (* WARNING this can get to long*)
Chug, chug, toot, toot, off we go!
Old McDonald Had a Melody
Workin on the Railroad
Old McDonald had a farm
I've been workin' on the railroad EIEIO
All the livelong day. And on this farm he had a tree-
I've been workin' on the railroad Oh, we'll chop dow the old pine
Just to pass the time a-way. tree, TIM-BER (SHOUT)
Don't you hear the whistle blowin And we'll haul it away to the mill
Rise up so early in the morn. Whine - Whine - Whine.
Don't you hear the captain shoutin Old McDonald had a farm,
"Di-nah blow your horn" EIEIO
Di-nah won't you blow, And on this farm he had a --home
Di-nah won't you blow
Di-nah won't you blow your horn Home
Di-nah won't you blow He's home, home on the range,
Di-nah won't you blow Where he'll chop down - -
Dinah won't you blow your horn!
Dog
Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts Oh where oh where has my little dog gone?
Oh where oh where can he be?
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts He's home, home - -
Mutilated monkey meat
Little birdie's dirty feet Wife
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts Let me call you sweetheart
And I forgot my spoon I'm in love with you.
Let me hear you whisper
My Gal's a Corker Oh where - -
(Troop song of 1st Golden Canada) Madelina Catelina
My gal's a corker, she's a New Yorker Madelina Catelina
I'd buy her anything to keep her in style Whoopenstiener Lolendeiner
She has a head of hair just like a grizzly bear Hogan Bogan Logan was her name
Oh Lord that's where my money goes.
She had ten hairs on her head
a set of eye's just like two pizza pies Five were alive
a great big nose just like a rubber hose And five were dead...
a pair of lips, like some potato chips
a set of shoulders just like two great big boulders She had two eyes in her head
a pair of hips just like two battleships One was glass
a pair of legs just just like two whisky kegs The other was Lead...
a pair of feet just like two slabs of meat
She had a nose like a garden hose,
Hole in the Bottom of the Sea It wiggled and wobbled between her toes.
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole
There's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log in the hole...
There's a bump on the log...
There's a frog on the bump...
There's a leg on the frog...
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B-A-Bay The Queen of hearts she make some tarts on a
summer's day, The knave of hearts stole some tarts
B-A-Bay B-E-Bee B-I-Bitty Bye and
B-O-Bo Bitty Bi-Bo Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
B-U-Boo Bitty Bi Bo Boo Boo Sing a Song of Sixpence
Simple Simon
C-A-Say C-E-See C-I-City Cye
C-O-So City Si-So Humpty Rap
C-U-Soo City Cye So Soo Soo
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Golly what a cooky song! Humpty Dumpty Had a great fall
Who you singing to?- All the king's horses
We're just singing to ourselves and all the king's men said
With A-E-I-O-U ooh ain't that funky now
(F,K) ooh ain't that funky now
Come on kids and sing along,
Here is all you do Hump-te-Hump
Pick a consonant & sing along Hump-hump=te -humpty -dump
With A-E-I-O-U
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
(L,M)
Just one more before we go, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
How's it gonna sound? His name is my name too!
Everybody zing the Z Whenever I go out
For a very last go round The people always shout.
CHORUS John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Da da da da da da,
Throw It Out The Window Repeat
Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet Little Bunny Foo Foo
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider that sat down beside her Little bunny foo foo
Hoppin through the forest
And threw her out the window, the window Pickin up the field mice and
The second story window Boppin them on the head
With a heave and a ho
And a mighty throw DOWN came the good fairy and said
He threw her out the window "Little bunny foo foo
I don't want to see you
This song can be a competiton where goups must come Pickin up the field mice and
up with a new verse stemming from a nursery rhyme Boppin them on the head
without I'll give you 2 more chances
missing a beat. Then I'' turn you into a goon.
Hickory Dickory Dock Little bunny foo foo
Jack and Jill Hoppin through the forest
Jack be Nimble Pickin up the field mice and
Jack Sprat Boppin them on the head
Little Bo Peep DOWN came the good fairy and said
Little Boy Blue "Little bunny foo foo
Little Jack Horner I don't want to see you
Little Miss Muffet Pickin up the field mice and Boppin them on the head
Mary had a little Lamb I'll give you 1 more chance
Mary Mary Quite Contrary Then I'll turn you into a goon
Old King Cole
Old Mother Hubbard Little bunny foo foo
The Little Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe Hoppin through the forest
Three Blind Mice Pickin up the field mice and
Hey Diddle Diddle The Cat and the Fiddle Bopin them on the head
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DOWN came the good fairy and As I turned around,
Turned him into a goon The camp director said,
He said...(Chorus)
MORAL: Hare today goon tomorrow
CHORUS
Where O' Where Scouting is the Thing
Scouting is the Thing,
Where O where are you tonight, Well he turned to me,
Why did you leave me here all alone? And said Scouting is the Thing
I searched the world over and thought I found true
love, Scouting is the Thing
You met another and PHLLLTTTHH, you was gone! Scouting is the Thing,
Well he turned to me,
Remember my darling we went to the movies, And said Scouting is the Thing
You slid right over and sat on my lap,
You squished me out flat as a pancake, Well I dropped myself off
I had to suffer while you took a nap. And I went to the range,
I looked at the Dude
I told you my darling I'd buy you a soda, And he looked kind of strange.
Funniest thing that I ever saw; Well, he looked at me,
You stuck your nose right down in the bottle As I looked at him,
You couldn't even wait till I got you a straw And this is what he said,
He Said...(Chorus)
I told you my darling I'd take you a fishin',
Grodiest thing that I ever seen; Well this went on
You saw them worms crawlin' around in the bucket, Through thw whole entire week
You took out your salt and devoured them all It was driving me crazy
And it made me kinda meek
Remember my darling, I called you a gopher At the final Assembly
Now you haven't spoke to me since; There all the troops stood
I aint sayin' you got buck teeth or nothin', As a final gift
But how do you eat an apple through an ol' picket The staff carved it into wooD.
fence. It said...(Chorus)
The Bull Frog When I got home
I hugged my ma
There was a bull frog living in the spring My sister and my father
Sing song Polly won't you ky-me-o; And my little brother Tom
When nightfall came,
He had such a cold that he could not sing My parents in thier bed,
Sing song Polly won't you ky-me-o; I busted down the door,
And this is what I said.
chorus: Keemo, kymo darowah I said...(Chorus)
Mahee, mahi, maho
Nit cap ko bomadiddle nit cap set back Rattlin Bog
Sing song Polly won't you ky-me-o;
Hey-Ho Rattlin Bog
Oh, I took him out and laid him on the ground Way down in the valley Ho
The bull frog winked and looked all around Hey-Ho Rattlin Bog
He rode away to get him a bride Way down in the valley Ho
With a sword and a pistol by his side.
But the sun shone bright for there was no rain And In that bog
So the bull frog jumped in the pond again. There was a tree,
A rare tree, a rattlin tree
Scouting is a thing The tree in the bog and
The bog down in the valley Ho
Well, it happened last year CHORUS
And if I recall,
I went to camp And on that tree
And I had a ball. There was a limb
When I got to camp
I threw me gear on the bed
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A rare limb, a rattlin limb What A Shame, Took So Long To Say His Name That
The limb on the tree Eddie Cucha Catcha Camma Tosa Nera Tosa Nosa
And the tree in the bog and Samma Camma Wacky Brown --
The bog down in the valley Ho --(Very Fast)--
CHORUS Eddie Cucha Catcha Camma Tosa Nera Tosa Nosa
Samma Camma Wacky Brown
A branch on the limb Drowned!!
A twig on the branch
A nest on the twig The Long, Long Nail
A bird on the nest
An egg under the bird Tune: "Song Long Trail"
An end on the egg.
There's a long, long nail a-grinding
Pink Pajamas Up through the sole of my shoe,
For it's ground its way into my foot
I Wear My Pink Pajamas In The Summer When Its Hot. For a whole mile or two.
I Wear My Flannel Nightie In The Winter When Its There's a long, long hill before me
Not. And what I'm dreaming about
And Sometimes In The Springtime, Is the time when I can sit me down
And Sometimes In The Fall, And pull that long nail out.
I Slip Between The Sheets With Nothin' On At All.
Glory, Glory Hallelujah, How Ugly I Are(dolefully)
Glory, Glory What's It To Ya,
Glory, Glory Hallelujah, (Or) Balmy Breezes Blowin' I Know How Ugly I Are.
Through Ya, My Face, It Ain't No Star!
With Nothin' On At All. But I Do Not Mind It,
Because I'm Behind It --
Boa-Constrictor You People Up Front Get The Jar!
I'm being swallowed by a boa-constrictor, The Frog, He Am A Weird Bird.
I'm being swallowed by a boa-constrictor,
I'm being swallowed by a boa-constrictor, He Ain't Got No Tail Almost Hardly.
And I don't like it very much. He Wun, And He Whump,
Oh, no, he's got my toe, And He Whump Where Him Set,
O gee, he's up to my knee, And He Ain't Got No Tail Almost Hardly!
Oh, my, he's reached my thigh, The Poor Benighted Hindu,
O fiddle, he's at my middle, He Does The Best He Kin Do.
Oh heck, he's up to my neck, He Ain't Got No Aunties
O dread, He's got my GULP!!! To Make Him Some Panties,
So He Has To Make His Skin Do!
Eddie Brown I'd Rather Have Fingers Than Toes.
I'd Rather Have Eyes Than A Nose.
Eddie Cucha Catcha Camma Tosa Nera Tosa Nosa And As For My Hair,
Samma Camma Wacky Brown I'm So Glad It's All There --
Fell Into The Well, I'11 Be Terribly Sad When It Goes!
Fell Into The Well, I Wish That My Room Had A Floor.
Fell Into The Deep Dark Well. I Don't Care So Much For A Door.
Susie Jones, Milking In The Barn, This Walking Around
Saw Him Fall, Ran Inside To Tall Her Ma That Without Touching The Ground
Eddie .... Is Beginning To Be Quite A Bore!
Susie's Mom, Making Cracklin. Bread, Blest Be The Tie That Binds
Called Old Joe; Told Him That Her Susie Said That My Collar To My Shirt.
Eddie .... I'm Wasting No Dollars
Then Old Joe Put Aside His Plow In Buying Now Collars
Grabbed His Cane; Went To Town To Tell Them All To Hide That Ring Of Dirt!
That (sing any other limerick you know)
Eddie....
--(Very Slowly, With Extreme Sadness)--
To The Well, Everybody Came.
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Tree Toad (hold your two index fingers about 1-inch apart)
And I said, "Herman, what happened?"
Tune: Auld Lang Syne And he said, "I burped".
A tree toad loved a fair she toad I'm A Little Acorn Brown
That lived up in a tree;
She was a fair three-toed tree toad I'm A Little Acorn Brown
But a two-toed toad was he.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win Lying On The Cold, Cold Ground
The she toad's friendly nod; People Come And Step On Me;
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod. That Is Why I'm Cracked You See!
Now three-toed tree toads have no care ***Chorus***
For two-toed tree toad love,
But the two-toed tree toad fain would share I'm A Nut (Knock, Knock)
A tree home up above. I'm A Nut (Knock, Knock)
In vain the two-toed tree toad tried;
He couldn't please her whim. I'm A Nut .
In her tree toad bower with veto power, I Called Myself On The Telephone
The she toad vetoed him!
Just To Hear My Golden Tone.
Herman the Worm Asked Myself About A Date,
Sit-in' on the fence post Told My Self About Half Past Eight.
Chewin' my bubble gum - Chew, chew ***Chorus***
Playin' with my yo-yo - Whoo-oo
Then along comes Herman the Worm Took Myself To The Picture Show
And he was this big Sat Right Down In The Very First Row
(hold your two index fingers 3-inches apart)
And I said, "Herman, what happened?" Put My Arms Around My Waist
And he said, "I ate my sister" Got So Fresh I Slapped My Face.
Sittin' on the fence post
Chewin' my bubble gum - Chew, chew ***Chorus***
Playin' with my yo-yo - Whoo-oo
Then along comes Herman the Worm And he was this Donald Where's Your Trousers
big
(hold your two index fingers 6-inches apart) And I I just got in from the Isle of Skye
said, "Herman, what happened?" I'm not very big and I'm awfully shy
And he said, "I ate my brother" the ladies shout as I go by--
Sit-in' on the fence post Donald where's your trousers.
Chewin' my bubble gum - Chew, chew
Playin' with my yo-yo - Whoo-oo Chorus:
Then along comes Herman the Worm Let the winds blow high,
And he was this big Let the winds blow low,
(hold your two index fingers 12-inches apart) down the street in my kilt I go --
And I said, "Herman, what happened?" And all the ladies say hello--
And he said, "I ate my mother" Donald where's your trousers
Sit-in' on the fence post A lady took me to a ball
Chewin' my bubble gum - Chew, chew And it was slippery in the hall
Playin' with my yo-yo - Whoo-oo I was afraid that I would fall
Then along comes Herman the Worm 'cause I didn't have on my trousers
And he was this big They'd like to wed me everyone
(hold your two index fingers arms' length) Just let them catch me if they can --
And I said, "Herman, what happened?" You canna put the brakes on a highland man
And he said, "I ate my father" Who doesn't like wearing trousers.
Sit-in' on the fence post To wear the kilt is my delight,
Chewin' my bubble gum Chew, chew It isn't wrong, I know it's right.
Playin' with my yo-yo Whoo-oo The highlanders would get afright
Then along comes Herman the Worm If they saw me in trousers.
And he was this big Well I caught a cold and me nose was raw
I had no handkerchief at all
So I hiked up my kilt and I gave it a blow,
Now you can't do that with trousers.
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If I Had a Head Like a Ping Pong Ball At the Summer Scout Camp
(William Tell Overature) (tune: Silver Threads)
If I had a head like a pong pong ball At the Summer Scout camp where I live
If I had a Head like a pong pong ball Everything is growing old.
If I had a head like a pong pong ball Long gray hairs in the butter
I would surely float And the bread is growing mold.
Like a ping Like a ping Like a ping pong ping pong When the dog died we had hotdogs.
ping pong ball When the cat died we had catnip tea
Like a ping Like a ping Like a ping pong ping pong But when the Quartermaster died, I left there,
ping pong ball Spareribs were too much for me.
If I had a head like a pong pong ball
If I had a head like a pong pong ball The Ants go Marching
If I had a head like a pong pong ball
I would surely float (When Johnny Comes Marching Home)
Only Playing Leap Frog The ants go marching one by one,
Hoorah, hoorah,
As one purple porpise popped out of the The ants go marching one by one,
pool another purple porpoise popped in Hoorah, hoorah,
As one purple porpise popped out of the pool The ants go marching one by one,
another purple porpoise popped in The little one stops to have some fun,
As one purple porpise popped out of the pool And they all go marching down to the earth,
another purple porpoise popped in To get out of the rain, boom, boom, boom,
They were only playing leap frog, The ants go marching two by two (etc.)
They were only playing leap frog, 2--The little one stops to tie his shoe
They were only playing leap frog, 3--The little one stops to climb a tree
As one purple porpise popped out of the pool 4--The little one stops to shut the door
another purple porpoise pooped in 5--The little one says "We're still alive"
6--The little one stops to pick up sticks
A busy buzzing bumble bee was busily buzzing by. 7--The little one stops to go to heaven
One hedgehog edged up the hedge, as the other 8--The little one stops to shut the gate
hedgehog edged down. 9--The little one stops to check the time
A spider espied a spider, on another spider's back. 10--The little one stops to say "The End."
One photographer photographed, another
photographer's back. Lions and Tigers and Bears
One flea fly flew up the flue, while the other flea
flew down. [Tune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home]
One sly snake slid up the slide, while the other sly
snake slid down. When lions are roaming on the plain, hurrah, hurrah.
One big bug bled black blood, while the other big [Repeat.]
bug bled blue. When lions are roaming on the plain,
As one woodpecker pecked up the peg, the other we fall on our knees and pray for rain.
woodpecker pecked down.
As one blue bat blew in the bowl, other blue bat blew Chorus
out. And we all go running up to the hills
As one drunk duck dove into the ditch, the other drunk to get out of their way,
duck dropped dead. Hey, hey, hey.
As one brown bear backed up the bank, other brown When tigers go stalking in the wood, . . .
bear backed down. All creatures do what they know they should.
As one white whale whipped over the waves, other When bears are growling loud and long, . . .
white whale whipped under. Everyone flees but the young and the strong.
When rhinos go marching to the lake, . . .
Trees do bend and the ground does shake.
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There's A Hole In The Bucket Peanut Butter and Jelly
Liza: Henry! Fetch me some water! First ya find the peanuts and ya dig 'em;
Henry: Ya dig 'em, ya dig 'em, dig 'em, dig 'em.
There's a hole in the Then you take the peanuts and ya smash 'em, . . . .
bucket dear Liza, dear Liza Then you take the butter and ya spread it, . . . .
There's a hole in the
bucket dear Liza, a hole. Chorus
Liza: Peanut, peanut butter; jelly! [Repeat.]
Well, fix it dear Henry, dear Then you find the grapes and ya pick 'em, . . . .
Henry, dear Henry, well, Then you take the grapes and ya smash 'em, . . . .
fix it dear Henry, dear Then you take the jelly and ya spread it, . . . .
Henry, fix it. Then you take the bread and ya fold it, . . . .
Henry: With what shall I fix it ... Then you take the sandwich and ya munch it, . . . .
Liza: With a straw dear Henry ... The last time through the chorus, after eating the
Henry: The straw is too long ... sandwich, mumble the words terribly as though there
Liza: Well, cut it dear Henry ... is peanut butter stuck to the roof of the mouth.
Henry: With what shall I cut it ...
Liza: With an axe dear Henry ... The Weekend
Henry: The axe is too dull dear Liza .
Liza: Well, sharpen it dear Henry ... [Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic]
Henry: With what shall I sharpen it ...
Liza: With a stone dear Henry ... I have seen the sky in darkness,
Henry: The stone is too dry dear Liza ... I have seen it in the sun,
Liza: Well, wet it dear Henry ... I have felt the rain upon me,
Henry: With what shall I wet it ... I've enjoyed the snowy fun.
Liza: With water dear Henry ... When the weather isn't cloudy
Henry: In what shall I fetch it ... or the wind it doesn't blow.
Liza: Ina bucket dear Henry ... It isn't only raining, it's the weekend too, you know.
Henry: There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza ...
Glory, glory, it's the weekend! [Repeat.]
Fishing Song I can tell because it's raining and it's 42 below,
As we Scouts go marching on.
Did you ever go fishing on a hot summer's day,
Sittin' on a bench and the bench gave away, Alvin the Alligator
Alligator got you by the seat of the pants,
And all the little fishies do the hoochi-coochi dance? Did you ever step on a water pipe,
Right down to the bottom of the water system,
Chorus: There did you meet a little alligator,
You never did, and you never will. Yeah! Who answered to the name of Alvin 'cause he's mine.
Did you ever go swimming on a hot summer's day, I lost him!
See all the little fishies swimming up and down the I threw my Alvin down the water pipe,
bay, Right down to the bottom of the water system,
With their hands in their pockets and their pockets in 'Cause he was getting too big for britches,
their pants, And now I'm feeling lonely 'cause he's gone.
And all the little fishies do the hoochi-coochi dance? I miss him!
Have you ever gone fishing on a cold winter's day,
With all the little fishies frozen solid in the bay,
With their hands in their pockets and their pockets in
their pants,
Too darn cold to do the hoochi-coochi dance?
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Day-O Day-O CHORUS
CHORUS: Come Mr. Police-man, buy my aging pastries
Day-O, Day-O, Day old donuts for a dollar ninety-nine
Daylight come and me wan' go home, They are cheap but they aren't very tasty
Day-O, Day-O, CHORUS
Daylight come and me wan' go home.
Work all night on a drink of rum One dozen, two dozen, buy a whole bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home. Day old donuts for a dollar ninety-nine
Stock bananas till the morning come, Scarf 'em down breakfast, bring 'em up at lunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home. Day old donuts for a dollar ninety-nine
Come Mr. Tally man, Tally me bananas, CHORUS
Daylight come and me wan' go home.
(repeat) Once I knew a sailor, he worked an oil tanker
CHORUS Day old donuts for a dollar ninety-nine
Pick six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch, Had to slow down so he used one for an anchor
Daylight come and me wan' go home. Day old donuts for a dollar ninety-nine
(repeat) CHORUS
CHORUS
A beautiful bunch of ripe banana, Soon as the shop opens the sickness never stops
Daylight come and me wan' go home. Day old donuts for a dollar ninety-nine
Hide the deadly black tarantula. Just when there's business, the population drops
Daylight come and me wan' go home. Day old donuts for a dollar ninety-nine
CHORUS CHORUS
Roll Out The Barrel Once we had this donut, boy was it humongous
Day old donuts for a dollar ninety-nine
(Beer Barrel Polka) Who really cared if it was half purple fungus
Day old donuts for a dollar ninety-nine
Roll out the barrel,
We'll have a barrel of fun. Semisill-I-Ficial Camp Song
Roll out the barrel,
We've got the blues on the run. Camp Songchorus
Sing boom-ta-ra-ra Day-Oh! Day-A-A-Oh!
Sing out a song of good cheer, Daylight come and we wanna go home.
Now's the time to roll the barrel Day-Oh! Day-A-A-Oh!
For the gang's all here. Daylight come and we wanna go home.
McDonald's De Boy Scout Summer Camp is a lot of fun.
Daylight come and we wanna go home.
McDonald's is your kind of place It's held in da woods, dhat's a long way to come.
Hamburgers in your face Daylight come and we wanna go home.
French fries up your nose CHORUS
Mustard between your toes
The last time that I went there Some people here wear dem wooden beads.
They stole my underwear Daylight come and we wanna go home.
McDonald's is the place for me. Simple recognition for their Scouting deeds.
Daylight come and we wanna go home.
Day old Donuts CHORUS
Duncan C Pike We work all day to fill up our brains.
Daylight come and we wanna go home.
1st Wellington Scouts, Naniamo B.C. Then we get no sleep because of dem big airplanes.
Daylight come and we wanna go home.
Day, me say Day-ay-ay old CHORUS
Day old donuts for a dollar ninety-nine
The quartermasters' here really have some stuff.
Work all dy in the donut shop Daylight come and we wanna go home.
Day old donuts for a dollar ninety-nine They do the best they can and that's good enuff.
Some filled with jelly, some are glazed on top Daylight come and we wanna go home.
Day old donuts for a dollar ninety-nine
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CHORUS Old King Cole
When the week is done, you'll have learned the song. Old King Cole, was a merry old soul
Daylight come and we wanna go home. and a merry old soul was he.
Add your own new verses to make it long. He called for his pipe and he called
Daylight come and we wanna go home. for his bowl, and he called for his
CHORUS Tenderfoots three.
We're the Summer Camp Staff from de Council see. Rooty-Tooty-Tooty-Tooty-Toot! Said the Tenderfoots,
Daylight come and we wanna go home. Merry men are we!
This is the best it gets, 'cuz this song is free. And there's none so fair as can compare
Daylight come and we wanna go home. With the boys from C.P.C.
CHORUS Old King Cole, was a merry old soul
and a merry old soul was he.
We're all going now 'cuz our song is done. He called for his pipe and he called
Daylight come and we wanna go home. for his bowl, and he called for his
And because of you, it'll be lots of fun. Second Class three.
Daylight come and we wanna go home.
Ring-A-Ding Ring-A-Ding Ding, Said the Second Class,
Daylight come and we wanna go home. Rooty-Tooty-Tooty-Tooty-Toot! Said the Tenderfoots,
Merry men are we!
Billboards And there's none so fair as can compare
With the boys from C.P.C.
(Tune: Supercalafragilisticexpyalladocious) Old King Cole, was a merry old soul
and a merry old soul was he.
As I was walking down the street one dark and He called for his pipe and he called
gloomy day, for his bowl, and he called for his
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay, First Class three.
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the
night before, HIIIIGH-YYYUP!! Said the First Class
The wind and rain had done it's work and this it what I Ring-A-Ding Ring-A-Ding Ding! Said the Second Class,
saw: Rooty-Tooty-Tooty-Tooty-Toot! Said the Tenderfoots,
"Smoke Coca-Cola Cigarettes -- chew Wrigley's Merry men are we!
Spearmint beer And there's none so fair as can compare
Kennel Ration Dog Food keeps your wife's complexion With the boys from C.P.C.
clear; Old King Cole, was a merry old soul
Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar and a merry old soul was he.
And Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the He called for his pipe and he called
stars!" for his bowl, and he called for his
"So take your next vacation in a brand new Life Scouts three.
Fridgidaire--
Learn to play piano in your winter underwear -- Here We Go Again! Said the Life Scouts,
Doctors say that babies should smoke til they are HIIIIGH YYYUPP!! Said the First Class,
three Ring-A-Ding Ring-A- Ding Ding! Said the Second
and people over 65 should bathe in Lipton tee--olay!! Class,
Rooty-Tooty-Tooty-Tooty-Toot! Said the Tenderfoots,
Alfalfa Hay Merry men are we!
And there's none so fair as can compare
(tune: Auld Lang Syne) With the boys from C.P.C.
Old King Cole, was a merry old soul
Alfalfa hay, alfalfa hay, alfalfa hay. alfalfa. and a merry old soul was he.
Alfalfa hay, alfalfa hay, alfalfa hay, alfalfa. He called for his pipe and he called
Alfalfa hay, alfalfa hay, alfalfa hay, alfalfa. for his bowl, and he called for his
Alfalfa hay, alfalfa hay, alfalfa hay, alfalfa. Eagle Scouts three.
(also)
Pine trees .... Where's my Big White Horse!! Said the Eagle Scouts,
(part of the group sing 'alfalfa hay'. another part sing Here We go again! Said the Life Scouts,
'pine trees' -- all at the same time! Make up some HIIIIGH YYYUPP!! Said the First Class,
other verses.) Ring-A-Ding Ring-A-Ding Ding! Said the Second Class,
Rooty-Tooty- Tooty-Tooty-Toot! Said the Tenderfoots,
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Merry men are we! Unicorn Song
And there's none so fair as can
compare with the boys from C.P.C. The Unicorn song was written by Shel Silverstein
One Man Went To Mow A long time ago when the earth was green
There were more kinds of animals than you'd ever
One Man Went To Mow, seen
Went To Mow The Meadow. They'd run around free while the earth was being
One Man; And His Dog, born
Went To Mow The Meadow. But the loveliest of them all was the unicorn
Two Men Went To Mow, There were green alligators
Went To Mow The Meadow. And long necked geese
Two Men, One Man; And His Dog, Some humpy back camels
Went To Mow The Meadow. And some chimpanzees
Three Men Went To Mow, Some cats and rats and elephants
Went To Mow The Meadow. but sure as you're born
Three Men, Two Men, One Man; And His Dog, The loveliest of all was the unicorn
Went To Mow The Meadow. Now God saw some sinnin' And it gave Him a pain
(And So On Until:) And He says, "Stand back! I'm gone to make it rain."
Ten Men Went To Mow, He says, "Hey, Brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do,
Went To Mow The Meadow. Build me a floating zoo.
Ten Men, Nine Men, Eight Men, Seven Men, Six Men, And take some of the
Five Men, Four Green alligators and long necked geese
Men, Three Men, Two Men, One Man; And His Dog, Some humpy back camels and some chimpanzees
Went To Mow The Meadow. Some cats and rats and elephants
But sure as you're born
Baby Bumble Bee Don't you forget my unicorns."
Old Noah was there to answer the call He finished up
(Tune: 'Arkansas Traveler') making the ark
(The following version appears in Nelson's book.) Just as the rain started falling He marched in the
animals two by two
Oh. I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee, And he called out as they went through, "Hey, Lord,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me, I've got your green alligators,
'Cause I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee-- And long necked geese
Buzzy, buzzy, buzzy-- Some humpy back camels and some chimpanzees
OOOOH, it bit me! Some cats and rats and elephants
Oh, I'm bringing home a baby rattlesnake, But, Lord, so forlorn,
Won't my mommy shi--ver and shake, I just don't see any unicorns."
'Cause I'm bringing home a baby rattlesnake-- Then Noah looked out through the driving rain
Rattle, Rattle, rattle-- The unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
OOOOH, it bit me! Kicking and splashing while the rain was pouring
Oh, I'm bringing home a baby tur-tle, Oh them silly unicorns
Won't my mommy really pop her girdle, There was green alligators and long necked geese
'Cause I'm bringing home a baby tur-tle-- Some humpy back camels and some chimpanzees
OOOOH, it bit me! And Noah cried, "Close the door cause the rain is
Oh, I'm bringing home a baby dinosaur, pouring
Won't my mommy fall right through the floor, And we just can't wait for those darn unicorns."
'Cause I'm bringing home a baby dinosaur-- The ark started moving, adrifting with the tides
OOOOH, it ate me! The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them
away
And that's why you'll never see a unicorn to this very
day
You'll see green alligators and long necked geese
Some humpy back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants
But sure as you're born
You're never gonna see any unicorns.
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Three Little Angels Pay attention at the opening luncheon.
Early in the morning.
Three little Angels. all dressed in white.
Tried to get to heaven on the and of a kite. (spoken) The kudu horn comes from an animal called
The kite string broke. Down they all fell. the kudu which is some kind of strange antelope which
Instead of going to heaven. they all went to- occurs mostly in certain parts of Africa but not much
Don't get excited. don't get misled - anymore now because they are an endangered
Instead of going to heaven, they all went to bed species and mostly extinct.
Two little angels.....
One little angel..... Find the patrol site using a compass.
Three little devils, all dressed in red, Find the patrol site using a compass.
Tried to got to heaven on the and of a thread. Find the patrol site using a compass.
The thread string broke. Down they all fell. Early in the morning.
Instead of going to heaven, they all went to -
Don't get excited, don't get misled - (spoken) Your patrol site is not at the Circle K or in
Instead of going to heaven, they all went to bed. Guadelupe.
Two little devils.....
One little devil..... Pick up bacon, eggs, and veggies.
Pick up bacon, eggs, and veggies.
The Boy Scout Camper Pick up bacon, eggs, and veggies.
Early in the evening.
What do you say to a Boy Scout Camper?
What do you say to a Boy Scout Camper? (spoken) Don't ask the quartermaster for the salsa, it's
What do you say to a Boy Scout Camper, his private stock.
Early in the morning?
Learn the skill of communicating.
(spoken) Hi there, where's your medical form?! Learn the skill of communicating.
Learn the skill of communicating.
Teach 'em how to make a Boy Scout woggle. Early in the evening.
Teach 'em how to make a Boy Scout woggle.
Teach 'em how to make a Boy Scout woggle. (spoken) Line up with the tallest individual facing
Early in the morning. north.
(spoken) Follow my instructions carefully! Pitch your tents on a windy hillside.
Pitch your tents on a windy hillside.
Tell 'em how to complete a merit badge form. Pitch your tents on a windy hillside.
Tell 'em how to complete a merit badge form. Early in the evening.
Tell 'em how to complete a merit badge form.
Early in the morning. (spoken) We were suppose to have tents???!!!
(spoken) It is important to always fill out in duplicate. Don't be late to the patrol leaders' council.
Don't be late to the patrol leaders' council.
Show 'em how to use the woods tools. Don't be late to the patrol leaders' council.
Show 'em how to use the woods tools. Early in the evening.
Show 'em how to use the wOods tools.
Early in the morning. (spoken) Your spare time activities must be done in
your spare time (between taps and reveille).
(spoken) When sharpening your Scout knife,
remember to retract your thumb. Oh, what a day we've been having.
Oh, what a day we've been having.
Proper etiqwette when you raise that flag. Oh, what a day we've been having.
Proper etiqwette when you raise that flag. Morning, noon, and evening.
Proper etiqwette when you raise that flag.
Early in the morning. Hey, hey, you Boy Scout camper.
Hey, hey, you Boy Scout camper.
(spoken) OOOOOOPS!!!! (display the wrong flag) Hey, hey, you Boy Scout camper.
Pay attention at the opening luncheon. (spoken) Are we having fun yet??!!
Pay attention at the opening luncheon.
........Early in the evening.
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Bicycle Built for Two All the counselors haite the waiters,
And the lake has alligators,
Dai-sy Dai-sy And the head coach, wants no sissies,
Give me your answer do So he reads us from something called Ulysses.
I'm half cra-zy
all for the love of you. Now I don't want that this should scare you,
It won't be a stylish marriage But my bunk mate has malaria.
I can't afford a carriage You remember Jeffery Hardy,
But you'll look sweet They're about to organize a searching party
Upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two. Take me home, Oh Mudda, Fadda,
Take me home, I hate Granada
Comin Round the Mountain Don't leave me out in the forest,
Where I might get eaten by a bear.
She'll be comin round the mountain when she comes,
when she comes Take me home, I promise I will make no noise,
She'll be comin round the mountain when she comes, Or mess the house with other boys
when she comes Oh please don't make me stay,
She'll be comin round the mountain I've been here one whole day
She'll be comin round the mountain
She'll be comin round the mountain when she comes. Dearest Father, Darling Mother,
How is my precious little brudda?
She'll be driving six white horses... Let me come home if you miss me
She'll be loaded with bright angels... I would even let Aunt Bertha hug kiss me.
She will neither rock nor totter...
She will run so level and steady... Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,
She will take us to the portals... Guys are swimming, guys are sailing,
Oh, we'll all go out to meet her... Playing baseball, gee that's betta,
Mudda, fadda kindly disregard this letta!
Oh! Susanna
Bingo
I come from Alabama
With a banjo on my knee. There was a farmer who had a dog
I'm gwin' to Louisiana, And Bingo was his name-o
My true love for to see. B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o
Oh! Susanna
Oh! Don't you cry for me. Sing songs six times. Spell out full name first and clap
For I come from Alabama for last letter, last two etc till there is only clapping.
My true love for to see.
Granny's in the Cellar
It rained all night
De day I left. My granny's in the cellar
The weather it was dry Oh lordy can't you smell her
De sun so hot I froze to death Baking Biscuits on that durned old dirty stove
Susanna don't you cry In her eye there is this matter
That keeps dripping in the batter
Camp Granada And she whistles while the (sniff!) runs down her nose
And she whistles while the (sniff!) runs down her nose.
Hello Mudda, hello Fadda
Here I am at camp Granada Oh, granny's in the cellar,
Camp is very entertaining Oh, lordy can't you smell her
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining Making pancakes on that darn old greasy stove,
In her hair there are some flakes that keep falling in
I went hiking with Jow Spivey, the cakes,
He developed poison ivy; And she whistles as a (sniffle) runs down her nose.
You remember Leonard Skinner, Making seafood on that darn old greasy stove
He got ptomaine poisioning last night after dinner on her arms there are some scabs that keep falling in
the crabs
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Making jelly on that darn old greasy stove The Quartermaster's Store
there's a boil on her belly that keeps oozing in the
jelly There are snakes, snakes, snakes, snakes big
Making biscuits on biscuits on that darn old greasy as garden rakes,
stove At the store at the store.
in her nose there is some matter that keeps There are snakes, snakes, snakes, snakes big as
dripping in the batter garden rakes,
Making cobbler on that darn old greasy stove At the Quartermaster's Quartermaster's store.
her wooden eye, it is a wobbler, and it falls into the My eyes are dim
cobbler I cannot see
Making rice on that darn old greasy stove I have not got my specks with me
in her hair there are some lice that keep dropping in I have (HEY) not (HO) got my specks with me.
the rice
Auntle's In the attic, Mice running through the rice.
A-combin' out the static. Rats big as alley cats.
In her hair there is a membrane Deer showing no fear.
That keeps cloggin' up the sink drain. Pop piled to the top.
And she whistles as the (sniff) runs down her nose. Rabbits with really bad habits.
Running through the rice...
Koo Koo Song Spiders, Swimming in the cider...
Fleas, Landing on the cheese...
As I was a walkin one mornin for pleasure Bats, Bigger than the rats...
I spied one white Koo Koo bird singin this song Beavers, Running from the cleavers...
Ooooh da lee, oh de le ah koo koo Eagles, Chasing all the beagles...
Oh de le ah Kee Kee Foxes, Sitting on the boxes...
Oh da le ah Koo Koo Owls, Eating paper towels...
Oh de le ah Kee Kee Bears, With curlers in their hair...
Ooooohhhh. Butter, Scraped up from the gutter,
Gravy, Enough to sink the navy ...
Then repeat with two, three, five ten, and twenty Koo Tables, With legs like Betty gables ...
Koo birds and add one Koo Koo and one Kee Kee for Chairs, Floating down the stairs ...
every Lice, packaged up like rice ...
bird. Ants, Wearing rubber pants ...
Kippers, That go about in slippers ...
On Top of Spaghetti Cake, That gave us tummy ache ...
There were beans, beans, beans,
On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, As big as submarines ...
I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed. There were eggs, eggs, eggs,
It rolled off the table, And onto the floor, That walk about on legs ...
And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door. There were turtles, turtles, turtles,
It rolled in the garden, And under a bush, Wearing rubber girdles ...
And then my poor meatball, Was nothing but mush.
The mush was as tasty As tasty could be, Happy Wanderer
And early next summer, It grew into a tree.
The tree was all covered with beautiful moss, I love to go a-wandering
It grew lovely meatballs, And tomato sauce. along the mountain tracks
So if you eat spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatballs, And don't ever sneeze. And as I go I love to sing
mu knapsack on my back
Scout Wetspers
CHORUS
Softly falls the rain today Val-de-ri Val-de ra
As our campsite floats away Val-de-ri Val-de ra-ha-ha-ha
Silently, each Scout should ask Val-de-ri Val-de-ra
Did I bring my SCUBA mask? My knapsack on my back.
Have I tied my tent flaps down,
Learned to swim so I won't drown, I love to wander by the stream
Have I done, and will I try that dances in the sun
Everything to keep me dry?
So joyously it calls to me
"Come join my happy song."
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CHORUS oh lucky me
I wave my hat to all I see The lowest branch
and they wave back to me was ten feet up
I'd have to jump
And blackbirds call so loud and free and trust to luck
from every greenwood tree
High overhead the blackbird wings And so I jumped
they never rest at home into the air
But I missed that branch
But just like me they love to sing away up there
as o'er the world we roam
Oh, may I go a-wandering Now don't you fret
until the day I die and don't you frown
Cause I caught that branch
Oh, may I always laugh and sing on the way back down
beneath God's clear blue sky.
We're Here For Fun This is the end
there ain't no more
Tune: "Auld Lang Syne" Until I meet
that bear once more.
We're here for fun
right from the start, The Bear In Tennis Shoes
So drop your dignity;
Just laugh and sing with The other day
all your heart, I met a bear
And show your loyalty. A great big bear
May all your troubles be forgot, In tennis shoes.
Let this night be the best;
Join in the songs we sing tonight He said to me, -
Be happy with the rest. Why don't you run?
Because you ain't
The Bear got any gun.
(Repeat every line once. Repeat stanza at the end of And so I ran
stanza) away from there,
But right behind me
The other day was that bear.
I met abear
Out in the woods Ahead of me
away out there I saw a tree,
A great big tree,
He looked at me; oh glory be!
I looked up him
He sized up me; The nearest branch
I sized up him was ten feet up.
I'd have to jump
He said to me and trust my luck.
why don't you run
I see you ain't And so I jumped
got any gun into the air,
But I missed that branch
And so I ran oh way up there.
right out of there
But right behind Now don't you fret,
me was that bear now don't you frown,
I caught that branch
Ahead of me on the way back down.
I saw a tree
A great big tree The moral of
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this story is It don't use no gas you just give it a blast
Don't talk to bears Of that good 'ol mountain dew!
In tennis shoes.
My grandpa Fred ain't got a hair on his head
That's all there is, Not even a strand or two (Or three!)
there ain't no more. But he'll grow you a wig if you give him a swig
Until I meet that Of that good 'ol mountain dew!
bear once more.
There once was a Chinaman who couldn't been a finer
One Bottle Of Pop man
Liu Chin-Chia that's who
(Divide the group into three parts, and have them He used to like his tea but he got converted you see
start one verse after the other.) To that good 'ol mountain dew!
One bottle of pop, My Aunt Louise well she done a strip tease
Two bottles of pop, Down at the burli-que (Sob)
Three bottles of pop, When she fell off the stage no it weren't from 'ol age
Four bottles of pop, It was that good ol mountain dew!
Five bottles of pop,
Six bottles of pop, My uncle Bill has a still on the hill
Seven, Seven bottles of pop. Where he brews up a gallon or two (or two)
Fish and chips and vinegar, The buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can't fly
Vinegar, vinegar. Just from sniffin' that good ol' Mountain Dew.
Fish and chips and vinegar,
And pepper, pepper, pepper, salt. Old Rev'rend Gus, ya never heard him cuss
Don't chuck your muck in my dustbin, Not even a word or two (or two)
My dustbin, my dustbin, my dustbin. But ya should have heard him swear
Don't chuck your muck in my dustbin, When he didn't get his share
My dustbin's full. Of that good ol' Mountain Dew.
Mountain Dew My Uncle Fred had a still in the bed
Where he brewed up a gallon or two
I know a place 'bout a mile down the road His wife drank it all, then you heard that matin' caLl
Where they turn out a gallon or two. From drinkin' that good ol' Mountain Dew.
If you hush up yer mug they'll fill up your jug
With that good ol' mountain dew! My Uncle Hank had an old army tank
That he got back in 'forty-two ('forty-two)
CHORUS It wouldn't move a nudge 'til he gave it a gludge
Oh! They call it that good ol' mountain dew Of that good ol' Mountain Dew.
And them that refuse it are few.
If you hush up yer mug they'll fill up your jug My Uncle Ron had a still on the John
with that good ol' mountain dew Where he brewed up a gallon or two
When the revenuers came a'rushin' he'd give it a
When its fragrance so rare starts to fill up the air flushin'
You know that they're just 'bout through Of that good old Mountain Dew.
So you pucker yer lips and take a few sips
Of that good 'ol mountain dew! My brother Hank had a US Army tank
An' with it, he didn't know what to do
My granny June got a ne French perfume So he pulled out the crank
It had a sweet P-U (P-U!) And he filled up that tank
But she got a surprise when it got in her eyes With that good ol' Mountain Dew!
It was that good ol mountain dew!
You and me know that old hollow tree,
My uncle Mort is sawed off and short Where you lay down a dollar or two,
He stands about four foot two (Or three!) If you hush up my mug, they will slip you a jug,
But he thinks he's a giant if you give him a pint Of that good old mountain dew.
Of that good 'ol mountain dew!
My cousin Mord has a beat up 'ol Ford
Built about nineteen-o-two (Or three!)
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Sippin' Cider (in unison) The littlest worm I ever saw,
Was stuck inside my soda straw.
The prettiest girl He said to me
I ever saw ... Don't take that sip...
Was sippin ci For if you do...
Der througha straw
You'll really flip....
I says to her I took a sip-- And he went down...
"What ya doin' that fer? All through my pipes.. He must have drowned
A sippin ci He was my pal...,.-.. He was my friend...
Der through a straw." But he's no more... And that's the end .
She says to me I Wish I Were
"Why don't you know?
That sippin ci (Tune: I as Born Ten Thousand Years Ago")
Der's all I know (Tune: "If You're Happy and You Know It")
Then cheek to cheek I wish I were a little cake of soap,
And jaw to jaw I wish I were a little cake of soap,
Oh we sipped ci Oh I'd slippy and I'd slidey,
Der through a straw Over everybody's hidey,
I wish I were a little cake of soap.
And now and then
That straw would slip I wish I were a little hunk of mud,
And we'd sip ci I wish I were a little hunk of mud,
Der lip to lip I'd ooey and I'd gooey
Under everybody's shoey,
And now I've got I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
A mother in law
And 49 kids I wish I were a little mosquito,
All call me pa I wish I were a little mosquito,
I'd nippy and I'd bitey,
The moral of Under everybody's nightey,
This story's clear I wish I were a little mosquito.
Don't you sip ci
Der drink root beer. Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange.
Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange.
White Underwear I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty, Over everybody's
shirty.
White underwear, upon the laundry line. Oh, I wish I were a little bitty orange.
Polka dot pajamas, oh my Gosh they're mine!
Oh don't you wish that you could see them too! I wish I were a little bottle of pop,
That will happen only when your seat wears through. I wish I were a little bottle of pop,
Four part round break (*) I d go down with a slurp,
And I d come back with a burp
Propel, Propel, Propel Your Craft I wish I were a little bottle of pop,
Propel, propel, propel your craft Hiking
Down the liquid solution
Jovially, Jovially, Jovially, Jovially Tune: Caisson Song"
Existence is but an illusion
Over hill, over dale,
The Littlest Worm We will hit the greenwood trail,
As the Boy Scouts go hiking along.
tune: Sippin' Cider In and out, all around,
You will never see us frown,
The littlest worm (group repeats) As the Boy Scouts go hiking along.
I ever saw (group repeats), And it's hi, hi, hee,
Was stuck inside (group repeats); The Boy Scouts are for me;
My soda straw (group repeats) Shout out our name And shout it strong,
Where'er we go, we will Always know
That the Boy Scouts go hiking along.
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Your Web Footed Friends Eeney meanie, and a miney mo,
Catch a whipper whopper by the toe,
Be Kind To Your Web Footed Friends, If he hollers, hollers, let him go
For A Duck May Be Somebody's Mother Singin'
Be Kind To Your Friends In The Swamp, Eeney meanie, and a miney mo.
Where The Weather Is Very, Very Damp.
Oh, You May Think That This The End Repeat verse then chorus for other days of the week.
Well, It Is But To Prove You're All Liars
We're Going To Sing It Again, Mairzy Doats
But Only This Time We Will Sing A Little Higher.
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey,
Sailing, Sailing A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey,
Sailing, sailing, A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Over the bounding main, If the words sound queer and funny to your ear,
For many a stormy wind shall blow A little bit jumbled and jivey,
Ere Jack some home again! Sing, "Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and little
Sailing, sailing, lambs eat ivy."
Over the bounding main, Oh! Mairzy doats and dozey doats and liddle lamzy
For many a stormy wind shall blow divey,
Ere Jack comes home again, A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Three Blind Mice
The Calliope Song
Tune: "Three Blind Mice"
(Divide The Group Into Four Or Five Small Groups.
Three myopic rodents, Begin With The First Group And Bring Each Of The
Three myopic rodents, Others In One At A Time.)
Observe how they perambulate,
Observe how they perambulate, 1st Group Sings - Um-Pah-Pah
They all circumnavigated the agriculturist s spouse, 2nd Group Sings - Um-Sss-Sss-
She excised their extremities with a carving utensil, 3rd Group Sings - Um-Peep-Peep
Did you ever regard such an occurrence in your whole 4th Group Sings - Um-Tweedle-Tweedle
existence, Last Group Sings The Melody - "Daisy Daisy"
As three myopic rodents.
Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
Computer Song
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
(Take Me Out to the Ballpark) I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.
8,654321
8.65432 There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
7777567931 That wiggled and jiggled and gjiggled inside her.
555679031, oh She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
8654321 I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
1324568, and it's I guess she'll die.
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There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
Skeeters And The Bedbugs Now ain't that absurd? She swallowed a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
I woke up Sunday morning, That wiggled and jiggled and gjiggled inside her.
and looked up on the wall, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
The skeeters and the bedbugs I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
were having a game of ball I guess she'll die.
The score was nineteen twenty,
the skeeters were ahead, There was an old lady who swallowed a cat
The bedbugs hit a homer Just think of that she swallowed a cat
and knocked me out of bed, Singin' She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
Chorus That wiggled and jiggled and gjiggled inside her.
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She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. Mary went to heaven and the steamboat went TOOT
I don't know why she swallowed a fly. TOOT!
I guess she'll die. Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was suprised.
When old McDonald had a farm the doctor nearly
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog died.
Boy what a hog! She swallowed a dog. I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.... They taste a little funny but it keeps them on my knife
The elephat's a funny bird, it flies from bough to
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat. bough.
Right down her throat she swallowed a goat. It makes it's nest in rhubarb trees and barks just like a
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.... cow.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow. Titanic
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat.... Oh they built tle ship Titanic, to sail the ocean blue,
and they said it was a ship
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse. that the sea could not break through.
She died of course. It was on her maiden voyage
when she struck an iceberg blue,
Battle Cry of Freedom It was sad when the great ship went down.
Mary had a little lamb, it's fLeece was white as snow, Chorus
"Shouting out the battle cry of freedom" It was sad, so very sad,
And everywhere that Mary went that lamb was sure It was sad when the great ship when down
to go To the bottom of the
"Shouting out the battle cry of freedom" Husbands ond wives, little children lost their lives,
It was sad when the great ship went down.
Chorus
Hurrah for Mary! Hurrah for the lamb! Oh, they were not far from shore,
Hurrah for the staffer who sidn't give a particle, Say a thousand miles or more,
If all the lambs in Washington! Came marching back When the rich refused to associate with the poor.
to camp, so they sent them down below, where they were the
Shouting out the battle cry of freedom! first to go.
It was sad when the great ship went down.
Verses
(everyone sing "Shouting out the battle cry of They put the lifeboats out, on the dark and stormy
freedom!" after each line) sea,
And the band struck up with, "Nearer My God To
Mary had a little lamb it's foot was black as soot Thee."
And everywhere that Mary went that sooty foot he The heroes saved the weak, as the ship began to
put. leak.
Mary had a little lamb she tied it to the heater. It was sad when the great ship went down.
And every time it turned around it burned it's little
seater. So they built another ship, and they called her Bessie
Mary had a little lamb she kept it in the closet Lov.
And every time she let it out it made a small deposit And they said she was a ship, that the sea could not
Mary had a little lamb she fed it very well. break through.
One day she fed it dynamite and blew it all to pieces So they christened her with beer and she sank right
Mary had a little lamb she fed it castor oil off the pier.
And every time it jumped the fence it fertilized the It was sad when the great ship went down.
soil.
Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. The moral we obtain from this tale of woe and pain,
Now she brings that lamb to shool between two hunks Is that if you're rich, there's no need to be so vain.
of bread. 'Cause in the good Lord's eyes your the same as the
Mary had a little lamb she put it on the shelf. other guys.
Every time it wagged its tail it spanked its little self. It was sad when the great ship went down.
Mary had a little lamb you've heard this tale before.
But have you heard she passed the plate and had a
little more/
Mary had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell.
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Worms Lovely Bunch of Coconuts
Nobody likes me I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
Everybody hates me There they are, a-standing in a row;
I'm goin' out and eat worms. Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead --
CHORUS: Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist,
Long, slim, slimy ones That's what the showman said. He said:
Short, fat, juicy ones I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts;
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worm Every ball I throw will make me rich --
There stands me wife, the idol of my life,
First you get a bucket Singing, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!
Then you get a shovel Singing, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!
Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Singing, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!
CHORUS Roll-a-bowl-a-ball! Roll-a-bowl-a-ball!
Singing roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!
First you pull their heads Off
Then you suck their Guts out Oom Plucky Plucky
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
CHORUS She sat in her hammock and strummed her guitar,
Strummed her guitar, strummed her guitar.
Down goes the first one, She sat In her hammock and strummed her guitar,
Down goes the second one, Strummed her guitar-r-r-r
Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Chorus:
CHORUS Oom plucky plucky, oom plucky plucky
Oom pluck pluck pluck
Up comes the first one, Oom plucky plucky, oom plucky plucky
Up comes the second one, Oom pluck pluck pluck
0h how they wiggle and squirm. He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar...
CHORUS She said that she loved him, and oh, how she sighed
He said that he loved her, but oh, how he lied...
Alfalfa Hay (Boop-De-Doo) He fed her some poison, and she up and died...
He went to the funeral, but just for the ride...
Alfalfa hay, boop-de-doo, ONE! He sat on her tombstone and laughed till he cried...
Alfalfa hay, boop-de-doo, boop-de-doo, TWO! The tombstone fell over, and squish-squash, he died
Alfalfa hay, boop-de-doo. boop-de-doo, boop-de- She went up above him, and flip-flop she flied.
doo. THREE! He went down below her and sizzled and fried...
Alfalfa hay, boop-de-doo, boop-de-doo. boop-de- The moral of this story is don't tell a lie
doo, boop-de-doo, FOUR! or you, too. may sizzle and fry.
(etc. etc. etc. ad nauseam -- see it you can set a camp
record!) I-Vee
(anyone caught trying to make any sense out of this
song deserves to!) (Tune: My Bonnie)
Old Lang's Sign My body has calamine lotion,
My body's as sore as can be,
(Tune: Auld Lang Syne) The flowers I gathered for Granny,
Turned out to be poison I-Vee.
There was a man named Mr. Lang Don't touch, don't touch,
Who had a neon sign. You'll get a rash from I-Veee,
Now, Mr. Lang was very oldl I-Vee
So we called it Old Lang's Sign. It will, itch bad,
And it looks worse than ac-nee.
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Tom The Toad Oh Doggie Spot, Oh Doggie Spot, Upon the road
you're such a blot.
(Tune: Oh Christmas Tree) Out in the lane you boldly went, Now your bod's not
worth a cent!
Oh Tom The Toad, Oh Tom The Toad, Why Are You Oh Bunny Ben, Oh Bunny Ben, Why is your body flat
Lying In The Road? and thin?
Oh Tom The Toad, Oh Tom The Toad, Why Are You Out on the road you quickly jumped, You didn't count
Lying In The Road? on getting bumped.
You Did Not See The Car Ahead And On Your Head Oh Billy Bat, Oh Billy Bat, Why are you lying still like
Are Tire Treads. that?
Oh Tom The Toad, Oh Tom The Toad, Why Are You Along the road you swooped and flapped, But a
Lying In The Road? trucker's windshield got you zapped!
You Did Not See The Railroad Track And Now You Oh Turtle Ted, Oh turtle Ted, Your shell's all broken -
Have A Broken Back so's your head.
You Did Not See The Old White Ford, And Now In the road you thought you'd travel, Now you're
You're Flatter Than A Board. ground into the gravel.
You did not see that big Mack truck. And now your Oh Chicken Cluck, you never slowed As you went
guts are all amuck. running across the road.
You Did Not See The Semi-Truck, And Now You're Despite the others' evidence, Please tell us why you
Like A Hockey Puck. had no sense.
Oh Tom The Toad, Oh Tom The Toad, Why did you Oh Kitty Cat, Oh Kitty Cat. Why does your tongue
jump into the road? hang out like that?
You were so big and green and fat But now you're Why were you running from the mutts? Now, that truck
small and red and flat. spread out your guts.
Oh Matt the Rat, Oh Matt the Rat Why did you tease Oh Fred, the fish, Oh Fred, the fish, Why are you
my pussy cat? lying on the dish?
You used to be so brown and thin, and now you are You did not see the hook ahead, And now your head
inside of him. is stuffed with bread.
Oh Jake the Snake, Oh Jake the Snake How did you Oh Rog the dog, Oh Rog the dog, Why did you jump
find my garden rake? on that green log?
You used to be so long and slick, and now you are so You used to like to play and track. But now you are a
short and "ick" 'gator's snack.
Oh Sam the Snake, Oh Sam the Snake Why do you Oh Soxs The Fox Oh Soxs The Fox Why Are You
lie out there and bake? Lying In The Box.
You did not see that truck go by Now you look like a You Did Not See The Hunter Ahead And Now Your
butterfly. Head Is Full Of Lead.
Oh Sam the snake oh Sam the snake, Why did you Oh Sue the Skunk, Oh Sue the Skunk Why do you
have to cross the lake. make my tires go thunk?
You did not see that motorboat, And now your guts You did not look from East to West Now on the rOad
are all afloat there's such a mess.
Oh Possum Pete, Oh Possum Pete There's nothing left Oh Doug the Bug, Oh Doug the Bug Why did you fall
but hair and feet into my rug?
You thought you'd beat that bus across Now you look I really liked to play with you, and now you're stuck
like a pile of moss. upon my shoe
Oh flick the fly, oh flick the fly, Why did you have to
cross the sky? Johnnie Verbeck
You did not see that aeroplane, And now your guts
are all aflame. There was a little Dutchman, His name was Johnnie
Oh Rob the roach, oh rob the roach, Why did you Verbeck.
have to eat the toast? He was a dealer in sausages And sauerkraut and
You did not see that microwave And now your guts spec.
are all decayed. He made the finest sausages That ever you did see.
Arm'dillo Tex, Arm'dillo Tex, Why are you looking so But one day he invented A wonderful sausage
perplexed? machine.
Across the yellow line you strayed, The truck hit you -
like a grenade! Oh, Johnnie Verbeck, Johnnie Verbeck,
Oh Swallow Sam, Oh Swallow Sam, What turned How could you be so mean?
your body into jam? I told you you'd be sorry For inventing that
In the air you'd quickly speed, An eighteen-wheeler machine
made you bleed. Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs Will
never more be seen
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For they'll all be ground to sausages Together they would travel
In Johnnie Verbeck's machin on a boat with billowed sail
One day a little Dutch boy Came walking in the store
He bought a pound of sausage And laid them on the Jackie kept a lookout perched
floor on Puff's gigantic tail
The boy began to whistle And he whistled up a tune,
And all the little sausages Went dancin' round the Noble Kings and Princes
room. would bow when'er they came
Chorus
One day the machine got busted The blamed thing Pirate ships let down their flag
wouldn't go. when Puff roared out his name
So Johnnie Verbeck he climbed inside To see what
made it so. A dragon lives forever
His wife she had a nightmare And walking in her but not so little boys
sleep,
She gave the crack an awful yank And Johnnie Giant strings and painted wings
Verbeck was meat. make way for other toys
Chorus
One grey night it happened
Ghost Chickens Jackie Paper came no more
Puff the mighty dragon
Tune: Ghost Riders in the Sky ceased his fearless roar
A Chicken farmer went out one dark and dreary day. His head was bent in sorrow
He rested by the coop as he went along his way. green scales fell like rain
When all at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye.
It was the sight he dreaded . . . Ghost chickens in the Puff no longer came to play
sky. along the cherry lane
CHORUS Without his lifelong friend
Bok, bok, bok, bok, Puff could not be brave
Bok, bok, bok, bok,
Ghost chickens in the sky. So Puff that mighty dragon
sadly slipped into his cave
The farmer has raised chickens since he was 24.
Workin' for the Colonel for 30 years or more Neath The Crust Of The Old Apple Pie
Killing all those chickens and sending them to fry.
Now they want revenge . . . Ghost chickens in the sky. Tune: In the Shade of the Old Apple Tree"
CHORUS
'Neath The Crust Of The Old Apple Pie
Their fEet were black and shiny, their eyes were There Is Something For You And For I
burning red. It May Be A Pin That The Cook Has Dropped In,
They had no meat or feathers, these chickens all were Or It May Be A Nice Little Fly.
dead. Or It May Be An Old Rusty Nail.
They picked the farmer up and he died by the claw. Or The Tip Of A Pussy Cat's Tail:
They cooked him extra crispy . . . and ate him with But Whatever It Be,
cole slaw. It's For You And For Me
CHORUS 'Neath The Crust Of The Old Apple Pie.
Puff the Magic Dragon Dixie
Puff the magic dragon I wish I was in the land o cotton
lived by the sea Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away! Look away!
and frolicked in the Autumn mist Dixieland.
in a land called Honnilee In Dixieland where I was born in
Early on one frosty mornin'
Little Jackie Paper Look away! Look away! Look away!
loved that rascal Puff Dixieland.
And brought him string Then I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!
and sealing wax In Dixieland I'll taKe my stand
and other fancy stuff. to live and die in Dixie
Away, away, away down south in Dixie
Away, away, away down south in Dixie.
There's buckwheat cakes and Indian batter,
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Makes you fat or a little fatter A Garden
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixieland Tune: Reuben, Reuben"
Then hoe it and scratch your grabble.
To Dixieland I'm bound to travel A garden is a wonderful thing,
Look away! Look away! Look away! It provides a home for bugs
Dixieland. And squirmy worms and ants with wings,
And a thousand slimy slugs.
Mules
Pack Up Your Wieners
Tune: "Auld Lang Syne"
Tune: "Pack Up Your Troubles"
On mules we find two legs behind
And two we find before. Pack up your wieners
We stand behind before we find In your old knapsack
What the two behind are for. And hike, hike, hike.
When we're behind the two behind Put in a loaf
We find what these be for. Of mother's good brown bread,
So stand before the two behind Marshmallows if you like.
And behind the two before. What's the use of worrying,
All cares are out of signs.
Get Acquainted So, pack up your wearers
In your old knapsack
Tune: "Tipperary" And hike, hike, hike.
It's a good time to get acquainted, There Was A Bee
It's a good time to know
Who is sitting close beside you Tune: "How Dry I Am"
And to smile and say "HELLO"
Good-bye that lonesome feeling, There was a bee-i-e-i-e
Good-bye glassy stare; Sat on a wall-i-al-i-al,
Here's my hand, And it did buzz-i-uz-i-uz
My name is (shout your name) And that's not all-i-al-i-al.
Now put yours right there. There came a boy-i-oy-i-oy
With a big stick-i-ick-i-ick;
Things That Go He gave that bee-i-e-i-e
An awful lick-i-ick-i-ick.
Tune: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" And then that bee-i-e-i-e
That boy did sting-i-ing-i-ing
Ride, ride, ride your bike, And it did hurt-i-urt-i-urt
Pedal for goodness sake, Like everything-i-ing-i-ing.
Up and down, up and down, And then that boy-i-oy-i-oy
How the legs do ache! Let out a yell-i-ell-i-ell
Ride, ride, ride your horse, He lit for home-i-ome-i-ome
Following the trail, He's running still-i-ill-i-ill.
Oh no, off I fell, -Boy Scouts of Canada
I'm glad the horse can't tell!
Ride, ride, ride the bus,
Ride it here and there,
Seeing all the pretty sights,
Without a driving care.
Fly, fly, fly a plane,
It's really lots of fun,
Gliding high up in the sky,
Just see that setting sung
Row, row, row your craft,
Underneath the stream,
Ha! Ha! Fooled you all,
I'm a submarine!
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I'm A Little Piece Of Tin Let Me Call You Lizzie
Tune: "Hush Little Baby" Tune: Let Me Call You Sweetheart
I'm a little piece of tin, Let me call you Lizzie,
Nobody knows what shape I'm in, I'm in debt for you,
Got four wheels and a runnin' board, Let me hear you rattle
I'm a four-door--I'm a Ford. Like all Lizzies do.
Honk honk rattle rattle crash crash beep beep Keep your headlights burning,
Honk honk rattle rattle crash crash beep beep And your tail lights, too,
Honk honk rattle rattle crash crash beep beep Let me call you Lizzie,
I'm a great big giant plane I'm in debt for you:
Master of the skies I reign;
I can fly for many an hour, Beans In My Ears
I'm 2 jet with lots of power.
Zoom zoom zip zip boom boom roar roar My Mommy Said Not To Put Beans In My Ears,
Zoom zoom zip zip boom boom roar roar Beans In My Ears, Beans In My Ears.
Though I followed lots of ruts My Mommy Said Not To Put Beans In My Ears,
I guess I had lots of guts Beans In My Ears.
Used by pioneers so bold, Now Why Would I Want To Put Beans In My Ears,
I'm a covered wagon old, Beans In My Ears, Beans In My Ears?
Creak creak clank clank bump bump squeak squeak Oh, Why Would I Want To Put Beans In My Ears,
Creak creak clank clank bump bump squeak squeak Beans In My Ears.
(2) You Can't Hear Your Teachers With Beans In Your
Skin Diver's Song Ears....
(3) Oh, Maybe It's Fun To Have Beans In Your Ears......
Tune: "Sailing, Sailing" (4) Hey, Charlie, Lets Go And Put Beans In Our
Ears......
Diving, diving, into the deep blue sea, (5) What's That You Say? Lets Put Beans In Our Ears.
And many a fish we've scared away (6) You'll Have To Speak Up! I ve Got Beans In My
On that you will agree. Ears...
Diving, diving, into the ocean blue, (7) Hey, Mommy, I've Gone And Put Beans In My
With flippers, mask, and oxygen gas Ears....
We'll have adventure true! (8) That's Nice Son, Just Don't Put Those Beans In Your
Ears...
Smile (9)I Think That All Grown-Ups Have Beans In Their
Ears
Tune: "Auld Lang Syne"
The Green Grass Grew All Around
A smile is quite a funny thing
It wrinkLes up your face, Chorus
And when it's gone you'll never find And The green grass grew all around, all around,
Its secret hiding place, And The green grass grew all around.
But far more wonderful it is And in that grass, there was a tree,
To see what smiles can do; The prettiest tree that you ever did see,
You smile at one, he smiles at you, The tree in the grass, the grass on the ground,
And so one smile makes two. And the green grass grew all around, all around,
He smiles at someone since you smiled The green grass grew all around.
And then that one smiles back And on that tree, there was a limb,
And that one smiles, until in truth, The prettiest Limb that you ever did see,
It gets hard to keep track. The limb on the tree, the thee in the grass,
And since a smile can do great good etc.
In showing that you care, And on that limb, there was a nest,
Let's smile and smile and not forget The prettiest nest that you ever did see,
That smiles go everywhere. The nest on the limb, the limb on the tree,
etc.
And in that nest, there was a bird........
And on that bird, there was a bug.........
And on that bug, there was a flea.........
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Old Mac Donald's Beehive Tree Toad
Tune: "Old Mac Donald Had Farm" Tune: Auld Lang Syne
First, Sing one verse of Old Mac Donald Had a Farm; A tree toad loved a fair she toad
Then, substitute "beehive" for farm and That lived up in a tree;
In that beehive he had some bees... She was a fair three-toed tree toad
buzz-buzz here, buzz-buzz there etc. But a two-toed toad was he.
In that beehive he had some honey...... The two-toed tree toad tried to win
Yum-yum here, yum-yum there etc. The she toad's friendly nod;
For that beehive he had some beekeepers... For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
(clap-clap)here,(clap-clap)there, etc. That the three-toed tree toad trod.
In that beehive he had some drones... Now three-toed tree toads have no care
Ho-hum (say or yawn and stretch) etc. For two-toed tree toad love,
In that beehive he had some workers... But the two-toed tree toad fain would share
Hi-ho here, Hi-ho there etc. A tree home up above.
In that beehive he had a Queen bee... In vain the two-toed tree toad tried;
(Give a wolf whistle) He couldn't please her whim.
In her tree toad bower with veto power,
I Don't Wanna Grow Up The she toad vetoed him!
I Don't Wanna Grow Up The Animal Fair
I'm A BSA Kid
There's So Many Things In I went to the animal fair.
BSA That I Can Do With The birds and the beasts were there.
My Troop, Pack, Team, Post, Crew And Friends The old baboon, by the light of the moon,
I Wanna Be A BSA Kid Was combing his auburn hair.
I Wanna Be A BSA Kid The monkey fell off his bunk,
I Wanna Be A BSA Kid. (The Monkey He Got Drunk)
Right onto the elephant's trunk.
Found A Peanut (He Sat on the Elephant s Trunk)
The elephant sneezed, and fell on his knees,
Tune: "Clementine" And that's what became of the monk!
(The monk, the monk, the monk ... )
Found a peanut, found a peanut, (Half the group continue singing "the monk" while the
Found a peanut last night, other half sings the song over again; then switch.)
Last night I found a peanut,
Found a peanut last night. Johnny Went Down In A Bucket
2. Ate the peanut
3. Got a stomach ache Johnny Went Down In A Bucket.
4. Called the doctor Johnny went down In a bucket,
5. Doctor saw me The bucket went down in the well.
6. 'Pen-da-cites His wife cut the rope to the bucket.
7. 0-pe-ration Johnny went way down to --
8. Cut me open Ting a ling ling and a tra la la la.
9. Sewed me up These are the sounds of my Spanish guitar.
10. Raise the fever Ting a ling ling and a tra la la la.
11. Kicked the bucket As I play on my Spanish guitar.
12. Went to heaven
13. Met St. Peter
14. Couldn't get it
15. Tried the other place
16. Found my friend's there
17. Shoveled`coal
18. Had a party
19. Found a peanut
20. I threw it away:
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Did You Ever (5) It Still Goes Zip When It Moves And Bop When It
Stops
(Tune: The More We Get Together) And Whirr When It Stands Still, I Never Knew Just
What It Was.
Did You Ever See A Horse Fly, A Horse Fly, A Horse And I Guess I Never Will.
Fly
Did You Ever See A Horse Fly, A Horse Fly, Fly, Fly? The Seaman Sailed Out To Sea
Did You Ever See A Board Walk, A Board Walk, A
Board Walk Tune: "The Bear Went Over the Mountain"
Did You Ever See A Board Walk, A Board Walk,
Walk, Walk The seamen sailed out to sea,
(Continue With Shoe Lace, Neck Tie, Hair Pin, Tooth The seamen sailed out to sea,
Pick, The seamen sailed out to sea,
Eye Lash, Yard Stick, Ear Drum, Eye Drop, Kitchen To see what they could see.
Sink....) To see what they could see,
To see what they could see,
The Marvelous Toy The seamen sailed out to the sea,
To see what they could see.
When I Was Just A Wee Little Lad, And Full Of The sea is all they saw,
Health And Joy. The sea is all they saw,
My Father Home ward Came One Night, And Gave The sea is all they saw,
Me A Toy. See, all they saw was sea.
A Wonder To Behold It Was, With Many Colors The sea surged over the seamen,
Bright, The sea surged over the seamen,
And The Moment I Laid Eyes On It, It Became My The sea surged over the seamen,
Hearts Delight. So all they saw was sea.
So all they saw was sea,
***Chorus*** So all they saw was sea,
It Went "Zip" When It Move And "Bop" Since the sea surged over the seamen,
When It Stopped All they saw was sea.
And Whirr When It Stood Still. See saw seamen,
I Never Knew Just What It Was And I Guess See saw seamen,
I Never Will. See saw seamen,
(2) The First Time That I Picked It Up I Had A Big See sawing on the seas
Surprise. See sawing on the sea,
For Right On It's Bottom Were Two Buttons That See sawing on the sea,
Looked Liked Big Green Eyes. See sawing on the sea,
I First Pushed One And Then The Other. And Then I Sea sick seamen,
Twisted Its Lid Sea sick seamen,
And Set It Down Again. Here Is What It Did: Sea sick seamen,
***Chorus*** We saw the sea sick seamen,
(3) It First Marched Left And Then Marched Right See sawing on the sea.
And Then Marched Under The Chair. Sea sick seamen,
And When I Looked Where It Had Gone, It Wasn't Sea sick seamen,
Even There! Sea sick seamen,
I Started To Sob And My Daddy Laughed, So now it's sea sick me!
For He Knew That Would Find - Joyce Newell
When I Turned Around, My Marvelous Toy, Chugging
From Behind. The Cat Came Back
***Chorus***
(4) Well, The Years Have Gone By Too Quickly, It Refrain:
Seems, Oh, The Cat Came Back The Very Next Day,
And I Have My Own Little Boy. The Cat Came Back, They Thought He Was A
And Yesterday I Gave To Him My Marvelous Goner.
Little Toy. His Eyes Nearly Popped Right Out Of His But The Cat Came Back.
Head He Just Couldn't Stay Away, Away, Away
And He Gave A Squeal Of Glee. Neither One Of Us (Yea, Yea, Yea)
Knows Just What Is It, Old Man Johnson Had Some Problems Of His Own.
But He Loves It, Just Like Me. He Had A Cat That Just Wouldn't Leave Him Alone.
***Chorus*** He Tried And He Tried To Give The Cat Away,
But The Cat Came Back The Very Next Day.
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Refrain And all of my grass was gone.
He Gave It To A Man Going Way Out West. Then I began to worry well, what was I suppose to do
He Told The Man To Give It To The One He Loved The The strangest sight I ve ever seen, I guess you ve
Best. guessed just what I mean
First The Train Jumped The Track, Then It Jumped The Though I can t believe it myself
Rail, I saw 8 buffaloes, 8 buffaloes, buffaloes on my lawn
And Not A Soul Was Left To Tell The Gruesome Tale. Romping all around and stomping on the ground
But The Cat Came Back The Very Next Day. And all of my grass was gone.
Refrain Pretty soon their was 16 buffaloes, 16 buffaloes,
He Gave It To A Boy With A Five Dollar Note. buffaloes coming in the door
He Told The Boy To Take It Up The River In A Boat. Romping all around stomping on the ground
He Tied A Rock Around Its Neck That Weighed A There was buffaloes by the score.
Hundred Pounds, Looked again there was 32 buffaloes, 32 buffaloes,
And Now They Drag The River For The Boy Who buffaloes sliding down the stairs
Drowned. Romping all around and stomping on the ground
But The Cat Came Back The Very Next Day. There were buffaloes jumping on the chairs.
Refrain Pretty soon their was 64, buffaloes ,64 buffaloes
He Gave It To A Man Going Up In A Balloon. running in my room
He Told The Man To Give It To The Man In The Moon. Romping all around and stomping on the ground
The Balloon Got Busted And Down To Earth It Sped, somebody better get a broom.
Ten Days Later The Man Was Found Dead. 128 buffaloes, man that s enough of those, buffaloes
But The Cat Came Back The Very Next Day. jumping in my bed
Refrain Romping all around and stomping on the ground so
He Told His Next Door Neighbor To Shoot The Cat On this is what I said.
Site. You better get out of here buffaloes, get out of here
So He Loaded Up His Shotgun With Nails And buffaloes, buffaloes get out of my bed
Dynamite. You ve been jumping on things aNd busting all the
He Waited And He Waited For That Cat To Come springs
Around. and I m going to shoot you dead.
But 97 Pieces Of The Man Were All They Found. I looked out of my window and what do you think I
But The Came Coming Back The Very Next Day. saw
Refrain The nicest sight I ve ever seen ,I guess you know just
The A-Bomb Fell Just The Other Day. what I mean
The H-Bomb Fell In The Very Same Way. I still can t believe it myself
China Went; Russia Went; And Then The USA I saw no buffaloes, no buffaloes, buffaloes on my
The Human Race Was Destroyed Without A Chance lawn
To Pray. Not romping all around nor stomping on the ground
But The Cat Came Back The Very Next Day. But all of my grass was gone.
Refrain
Two Buffaloes Cover Of Scouting News
I looked outside my window and what do you think I (with apologies to Dr. Hook)
saw (tune: Cover of the Rolling Stone)
The strangest sight I ve ever seen, you ll never guess
just what I mean Well, we're Boy Scout Leaders,
I can t believe it myself We got broken fingers,
I saw two buffaloes, two buffaloes, buffaloes on my And we hike every where we go.
lawn We tie a lot of knots,
And lash a lot of poles,
Romping all around and stomping on the ground And help a lot of Boy Scouts grow.
And all of my grass was gone. We got all kinds of skills,
That make all kinds of thrills,
I watched them for a while and what do you think I But the thrill we'll never know.
saw Is the thrill that will get you
The strangest sight I ve ever seen ,you ll never guess When you get your picture
just what I mean On the cover of the Scouting News
I still can t believe it myself
I saw 4 buffaloes, 4 buffaloes, buffaloes on my lawn (chorus)
Romping all around and stomping on the ground Scouting News,
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Want to see my picture on the cover The frogs keep hopping on.
News I used to like the bullfrogs, like to feel their slimy skin.
Want to buy 5 copies for my mother Liked to put them in my teachers desk and take them
News home again.
Want to see my smiling face Now they're knocking at the front door, I can't let
On the cover of the Scouting News those frogs come in.
The frogs keep hopping on.
We gotta grumpy old Scouter, They have hopped into the living room and headed
Who prevents lots of disasters, down the hall.
And is kind and courteous and clean They have trapped me in the corner and my back's
We got a gen-u-ine Scout Exec, against the wall.
Driving a lim-o-zine. And when I open up my mouth to give a desperate
Well, its all designed to blow your mind, call.
But your mind won't really be blown This is all that's heard:
'Til the blow that will get you,
When you get your picture Early As I Me Walked
On the cover of the Scouting News
CHORUS Early as I me walk-ed
Upon a may morning
We gotta lot of little Blue-eyed Scouts I heard a bird sing
Who ignore everything we say. Frogs in Yonder Pond
We gotta Ass't District Commissner Hear the lively song of the frogs in yonder pond,
Teaching us the Scouting way. Krik, krik, krik, krik, krik, krik, brrr-r-r - rum!
We got all the training, the Council will buy,
So we can hike the Scouting trail Acres of Clams
And the troop keeps on camping,
But we can't get out picture I've wandered all over this country,
On the cover of the Scouting News Prospecting and digging for gOld;
CHORUS I've tunnel'd, hydraulicked, and cradled,
And I nearly froze in the cold.
Frog Song And I nearly froze in the cold,
And I nearly froze in the cold,
[Tune: Brownie Smile Song] I've tunnel'd, hydraulicked, and cradled,
And I nearly froze in the cold.
I have something in my pocket that I found behind a I rolled up my grub in my blanket,
log, I left all my tools on the ground,
My leader said to put it back, it's a great big slippery I started one morning to shank it
frog! For the country they call Puget Sound.
It's squishy and it's slimy and it wiggles in my hand. For the country they call Puget Sound,
I also have a woolly worm and a pocket full of sand. For the country they call Puget Sound,
I started one morning to shank it
Coming of the FrogsComing of the Frogs For the country they call Puget Sound.
[Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic] No longer the slave of ambition,
Mine eyes have seen the horror of the coming of the I laugh at the whorls and its shams,
frogs. And I think of my happy condition
They are sneaking through the swamps, they are Surrounded by acres of clams.
lurking under logs. Surrounded by acres of clams,
You can hear their mournful croaking through the Surrounded by acres of clams,
early morning fog. And I think of my happy condition
The frogs keep hopping on. Surrounded by acres of clams.
Chorus:
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, croak, croak,
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, croak, croak
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, croak, croak,
The frogs keep hopping on.
The frogs have grown in numbers, and their croaking
fills the air.
There's no place to escape to 'cause the frogs are
every -where.
They've eaten all the flies and now they're hungry as
a bear.
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The Rooster Peanut sitting on the railroad track,
Little heart a flutter.
We had some hens, no eggs would they lay, Along came the 9:01
We had some hens, no eggs would they lay. Toot toot, peanut butter.
My spouse said, "Honey, this isn't funny.
We're loosing money." No eggs would they lay. Lulu had a steamboat,
One day a rooster came into our yard, The steamboat had a bell,
He caught those hens right off of their guard. Lulu went to heaven,
They're laying eggs now, just like they use ta, and the steamboat went toot, toot.
Ever since that rooster came into our yard.
They're laying eggs now, just like they use ta, A chicken sat on the railroad track,
Ever since that rooster came into our yard. its heart was all a paled.
We had a cow, no milk would she give, [Repeat.] Around the bend came Number Ten.
My spouse said, "Honey, this isn't funny. Toot, toot, chicken salad.
We're loosing money." No milk would she give.
One that rooster came into our yard, My uncle built a chimney.
He caught the cow right off of her guard. He built it up so high.
She giving eggnog, that's more than she use ta, He had to tear it down again,
Ever since that rooster came into our yard. to let the moon go by.
She giving eggnog, that's more than she use ta,
Ever since that rooster came into our yard. A rich girl drives a Cadillac.
We had a field, no crops would it grow . . . . A poor girl drives a Ford.
We're raising eggplant . . . . But my girl drives an old gray mare,
We had a dog, no pups did she have . . . . and beats it with a board.
She's delivering pooched eggs . . . .
Me and my wife, no kids did we have . . . . Todd's girl uses cold cream.
We're raising egg heads . . . . Steve's girl uses lard.
We had a gum machine, no gum would it give . . . . But my girl uses axle grease,
We're getting chiclets . . . . and rubs it twice as hard.
We had a garden, no flowers would it grow . . . .
We're growing chickweed . . . . Oh! the night was dark and dreary,
We had some fish, but they wouldn't grow . . . . The air was full of sleet,
We're raising tuna, it's the chicken of the sea . . . . The old man stood out in the storm,
We had a car, but it wouldn't run . . . . His shoes were full of feet.
We have a yolkswagen . . . .
We had a comedian, no laughs could he get . . . . Oh! Mosquito he fly high,
He's telling yokes now . . . . Mosquito he fly low,
We had a army, no battles did we win . . . . If old man 'Skeeta light on me,
We're getting shelled now . . . . He ain't gonna fly no more.
We had a cannon, but it wouldn't fire . . . .
We have no rooster . . . . Oh the butterfly flits on wings of gold,
The June-Bug wings of flame,
It Ain t Gonna Rain No More The Bed-Bug has no wings at all,
But he gets there just the same.
Chorus
It ain t gonna rain no more no more, Here's to the chigger who's not any bigger,
It ain t gonna rain no more. That the head of a very small pin.
How in the heck can I wash my neck, But the lump that it raises itches like the blazes,
If it ain t gonna rain nor more. And that's where the rub comes in.
A man laid down by the sewer,
And by the sewer he died. Saw a black-and-white animal in the woods,
And at the coroner's inquest, Say ain't that little cat pretty,
They called it sewerside. Went right over to pick it up,
But it wasn't that kind of kitty.
Frog sitting on a lilly pad,
Lookin up in the sky, When Mr. Noah built the Ark,
Lilly pad broke and the frog fell in, He said it was his duty,
Got water in his eye. He saved the birds and beasts and bugs,
But why did he save the cootie?
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Oh, of all the fishes in the sea, Onward Spotted Bed Bugs
My favorite is the bass,
He climbs up in the seaweed trees, Onward Spotted Bed Bugs,
And slides down on his hands and knees. Marching Up The Sheets,
Tickle, Tickle, Tickle,
A golf ball sailin' thru the air, On Poor Grandmas Feet.
Whizzed by a man a hummin' Grandma Got Excited,
He heard a caddy holler, "Fore!" Grandpa Got The Gun,
An' he thought three more were comin'. Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
"The way to tell the twins apart," See The, Bed Bugs Run.
The proud father said, Onward Spotted Bed Bugs,
"I put my finger in Willie's mouth, Marching Off The Sheets,
If he bites it, then it's Ned." Carrying Off The Wounded,
And Poor Grandmas Feet.
When boating, never quarrel,
For you'll find, without a doubt, Backyard Treasures
A boat is not the proper place
To have a falling out. [Tune: Clementine]
"The coffee is exhausted, Sir." In the backyard, there are treasures,
The diner was advised. There are treasures all around,
Says he, "It's been so weak of late, If I look hard in my back yard,
I'm really not surprised." All the treasures can be found.
Found some pine cones and an ant hill,
There's a gal up in the hills, And a toad all squashed and dead.
She's awfully shyand meek, I can hide them in my pocket,
She undresses in the dark And I'll keep them 'neath my bed.
Because the mountains peak. Momma found them in my pocket,
So she yelled and screamed and cried.
The rich man drives a Cadillac, "You can keep those rotten pine cones,
The poor man drives a Ford. But can't keep the toad that died."
But my old man drives down the road, So I took them to the backyard,
tween four wheels and a board. To her flower bed to rest.
I'm so glad she didn't find that
Said baby tern to mother tern, Beetle hidden in her desk.
"Can I have a brother."
"Yes" said mom to baby tern, Down by the Bay
"One good tern deserves another."
Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow.
Mary is a proper girl, Back to my home, I dare not go.
She goes to church on Sundays. For if I do, my mother will say . . .
She prays to the Lord to give her strength, Did you ever see a goose, kissing a moose,
To chase the boys on Mondays. Down by the bay?
. . . ever see a whale, with a polka dot tail,
Oh for a home where the buffalo roam, . . . ever see a bee, with a sunburnt knee,
Where the deer and the antelope play. . . . ever see a fly, wearing a tie,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, . . . ever see a bear, combing his hair,
For what can an antelope say? . . . ever see llamas, eating their pajamas,
. . . ever see an octopus, dancing with a platypus,
. . . ever see a goose drinking apple juice
. . . ever see a goat riding in a boat
. . . ever see a cow with a green eyebrow
. . . ever see rats wearing silk hats
. . . ever see beans as big as submarines
. . . ever see a moose with a loose front tooth
. . . ever see a time, when you couldn't make a rhyme,
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Star Trekkin'
This song tells a story, so it's very important that the
characters are ALL represented in this order. Mister
Sulu is at
the helm, Lt. Uhura monitoring the sensors, Spock is
turned to for analysis, Dr. McCoy is asked "Is it
Radiation, Dr.
McCoy? we then turn to the engineer, Mr. Scott for
more power, and finally Captain James Tiberius Kirk
is forced to
lead a landing party. Before beginning, the audience
is divided into six sections, one for each character.
Chorus:
Star Trekkin' across the universe, on the Starship
Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the Universe, Always goin'
forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!
Mr. Sulu:
The Enterprise is slowing down, slowing down, slowing
down.
The Enterprise is slowing down, slowing down, Jim!
Lt. Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, Starboard
bow, starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard
bow, Jim!
Mr. Spock:
It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it,
Captain.
Dr. McCoy:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. dead, Jim, dead
Jim.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim, dead!
Engineer Scott:
(In your best Scottish accent)
You cannot change the laws of physics, laws of
physics, laws of physics.
You cannot change the laws of physics, laws of
physics, Jim!
Captain Kirk:
We Come in Peace (shoot to kill!) Shoot to kill, shoot
to kill.
We Come in Peace (shoot to kill!) Shoot to kill, men!
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Action Songs The Swimming Hole
Head Shoulders ... Swimming swimming in the swimming hole
When daysare hot and days are cold
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees and toes In the swimming hole
Head, shoulders, knees and toes Sidestroke breaststoke fancy diving too
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose Don't you wish you never had
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes Anything else to do
Hello, my name is Joe Alice The Camel
Hello, my name is Joe and I work in a button factory Alice The Camel Had Ten Humps,
I have a wife, a dog, and a family. Alice The Camel Had Ten Humps,
One day my boss said "Joe, are you busy?" Alice The Camel Had Ten Humps,
I said "No." So Go Alice, Go.
Can you push this button with your right hand? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. (During This Part, You
(Repeat and add left hand then right foot, left foot, Shift Your Hips From Side To Side, Alternating Sides
head and tounge) For Each
Number.)
Hello, my name is Joe and I work in a button factory Alice The Camel Had Nine Humps,
I have a wife, a dog, and a family. Alice The Camel Had Nine Humps,
One day my boss said "Joe, are you`busy?" Alice The Camel Had Nine Humps,
I said "Yes!" So Go Alice, Go.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
Scouting Spirit (This continues until Alice had no humps.)
Alice The Camel Has No
Tune: "Joy in my Heart" Humps, "Cause Alice Is A Horse!!!"
I've got that scouting spirit up in my head, up in my Whew-W-W-W
head up in my head
I've got that scouting spirit up in my head to stay Tune: "Jingle Bells"
And I'm so happy, so very happy
I've got that scouting spirit upin my head to stay Clap your hands, stamp your feet,
deep in my heart... Let's all stand up please.
down in my feet... Face to the left, face to the right,
all over me... Now hands on your knees.
Sit down now, stand back up,
Austrian Yodeler Clap your hands two beats.
Now we'll all wipe our brows,
Once an Austrian went yodeling And collapse in our seats.
On a mountain high Hints:
When along came a Koo-Koo bird Sing through several times, each time a little faster;
Interrupting his cry. Do the actions as you sing,
yo-do-le-a-ke-kea yo-do-le-a-koo-koo-koo-koo Be sure to start sitting down.
yo-do-le-a-ke-kea yo-do-le-a-koo-koo-koo-koo
yo-do-le-a-ke-kea yo-do-le-a-koo-koo-koo-koo
yo-do-le-a-ke-kea-yo
(From the lists below substitute name for koo-koo bird
in verse and add action and sound after koo-koo in
chorus
lines 2,4,6)
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Sons of the Sea Father Abraham II
Sons of the sea, bobbin' up and down like this Father Abraham had many sons
Sailing the ocean, bobbin up and down like this Many sons had Father Abraham
Well, you can build a ship my friend bobbin up and They never laughed, they never cried, all they did
down like this was go like this
But you can't beat the boys in the bulldog ring right arm, left arm, right leg, left leg, your head,
Bobbin up and down like this. turning in circles
Sons of the sea, pulling up your pants, bobbin' up and The Big Birdie Song
down like this
Sailing the ocean, pulling up your pants, bobbin up Way Up In The Sky, (jump up and wave your arms)
and down like this The Big Birdies Fly, (flap your arms up and down)
Well, you can build a ship my friend bobbin up and While Down In The Nest, (rock arms as a cradle)
down like this The Little Birds Rest. (put hands together and make a
But you can't beat the boys in the bulldog ring pillow)
Bobbin up and down like this. With A Wing On The Left, (fling left arm out)
putting on your shoes... And A Wing On The Right, (fling right arm out at your
buttoning up your shirt... neighbor)
putting on your hat... The Little Birds Sleep, (hands together as a pillow
climbing up the ladder... under head)
swabbing the deck... Down For The Night, (continue sleeping)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, (finger to the lips)
Junior Birdman Why? (shrug shoulders, scratch head, look puzzled)
They're Sleeping! (look surprised)
Up in the air, Jr. Birdman The Bright Sun Comes Up, (jump up again really high)
Up in the air or upside down The Dew Goes Away, (motion of banging fingers
Up in the air, Jr. Birdman across a keyboard)
Don't let your tailfeathers touch the ground Good Morning, Good Morning (arms near body and
When you see the badge of Rin Tin Tin wave hands)
When you hear the whistle blow. Toot Toot The Little Birds Say!
Then you know that Jr. Birdman has turned his box
tops in Super Lizard
It takes one box top or two box sides or three box
bottoms Super Lizard, Super Lizard,
It takes one thin dime, or two fat nickels or ten brown (Hands Together On Top Of Head and knees
pennies. bending)
So! Up in the air Jr. Birdman See Him Swim, See Him Swim, (arms as swimming
Up in the air or upside down forward stroke)
Up in the air Jr. Birdman In And Out Of Water, In And Out Of Water, (hands
Don't let your tailfeathers touch the ground. making a plane in front, then wave-like motions)
B-I-R-D-M-A-N Birdman! Birdman With His Fins, With His Fins. (make like a chicken
(airplane noise) almost)
Father Abraham I (the song gets progressively faster as long as the
leader(s) wish to continue)
Father Abraham had seven sons
Seven sons had Father Abraham Ensie Wiensie Spider
I am one of them and so are you
So let's all paise the lord Ensie wiensie spider
With: right arm, left arm, right leg, left leg, your Went up the water spout,
head, turning in circles Down came the rain
And washed the spider out,
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the einsie wiensie spider
Went up the spout again.
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The Grand Old Duke of York Stamp your feet. Stamp-stamp
If you're happy and you know it,
The Grand Old Duke of York Shout HOORAY!
He had ten thousand men. If you're happy and you know it,
He marched them up the hill, Do all three. Clap-clap, stamp-stamp, HOORAY!
(Stand up)
And he marched them down again If It's Raining And You Know It
(Sid down)
And when you're up you're up (Tune: If You're Happy And You Know It)
(Stand up)
And when you're down you're down If It's Raining And You Know It, Clap Your Hands,
(Sit down) If It's Raining And You Know It, Clap Your Hands,
And when you're only halfway up If It's Raining And You Know It,
(Halfway up) Then Your Clothes Will Probably Show It
You're neither up nor down If It's Raining And You Know It, Clap Your Hands,
(Up then Down) If The Mud Is Only Knee Deep, Stamp Your Feet
If The Mud Is Only Knee Deep, Stamp Your Feet
O Chester If The Mud Is Only Knee Deep,
And You Wish That It Were Hip Deep.
O Chester, did you hear about Harry If The Mud Is Only Knee Deep, Stamp Your Feet
(Touch chest, ears, head) If The Wind Is Really Blowing, Shake Your Head
He "chest" got back from the Army If The Wind Is Really Blowing, Shake Your Head
(Touch chest, back, arms) If The Wind Is Really Blowing,
I 'ear he knows how to wear a rose Then Your Bald Spot It Is Showing,
(Touch ear, nose, lapel) If The Wind Is Really Blowing, Shake Your Head
Hip! Hip! Hooray - for the Army! If The Temperature Is Falling, Rub Your Hands,
(Swing hips, fold arms) If The Temperature Is Falling, Rub Your Hands,
If The Temperature Is Falling,
John Brown's Baby And Your Spirits Are Dropping,
If The Temperature Is Falling, Rub Your Hands,
Tune: "John Brown's Body
AchaWaddeley-Acha.i.Waddeley
John Brown's baby had a cold upon it's chest
John Brown's baby had a cold upon its chest, Acha, Waddeley-Acha
John Brown's baby had a cold upon its chest, Doodley-Do, Doodley-Do.
And they rubbed it up with camphorated oil,. Waddeley-Acha, Waddeley-Acha
Motions Doodley-Do, Doodley Do.
1st time-sing straight through Some Folks Say
2d time-omit singing "baby" and substitute motion of That There Ain't Nothin' To It
rocking baby All You Gotta Do Is Doodley-Do It.
3d time-omit "cold"and substitute a coughing sound All That I Know Wherever I Go Is
4th time-same as third only substitute St?iking chest Doodley, Doodley-Do, Do, Do-To-Do.
for "chest" ACTIONS:
5th time-same as fourth only omit last line and rub Slap knees twice,
chest Clap hands twice,
Pass right hand over left hand twice,
If You’re Happy Pass left hand over right hand twice,
Touch nose with right hand, then touch left shouldEr
If you're happy and you know it, and leave
Clap your hands. Clap-clap hand there,
If you're happy and you know it, Touch nose with left hand, then touch right shoulder,
Clap your hands. Clap-clap put both hands up in the air and twirl the index
If you're happy and you know it, fingers around twice.
Then you really ought to show it,
If you're happy and you know it, REPEAT THESE AGAIN
Clap your hands. Clap-clap
For following verses, repeat first verse and substitute
actions
If you're happy and you know it,
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I Points To Myself Who knows what I had for breakfast?
Who knows what I had for tea?
I Points To Myself And Says Das Ere, Who knows what I had for supper?
Just look out the window and see.
Das Is My Top Notcher,
Ya Mammer Dear Action Version:
Stand up on the first word with a "b" in it then sit
Top Notcher, Top Notcher, Ya Mammer Dear, down on the next "b" and so on with each word with a
That's What I Learned In Dis Camp, Great Camp! "b" in it.
The whole group should end the song sitting down!
I Points To Myself And Says Das Ere,
Das Is My Sweat Browser, Ya Mammer Dear, Do Your Ears Hang Low?
Sweat Browser, Top Notcher, Ya Mammer Dear, Do Your Ears Hang Low?
Do They Wobble To And Fro?
That's What I Learned In Dis Camp, Great Camp! Can You Tie Them In A Knot?
point to: for: Can You Tie Them In Bow?
Can You Throw Them Over Your Shoulder
Top Of Head............. Top Notcher Like A Continental Soldier?
Brow.................... Sweat Browser Do Your Ears Hang Low?
Do Your Ears Hang High?
Eye..................... Eye Winker Do They Reach Up To The Sky?
Nose.................... Horn Blower Do They Droop When They're Wet?
Do They Stiffen When They Dry?
Mustache................ Soup Strainer Can You Semaphore Your Neighbor
Mouth................... Lunch Eater With A Minimum Of Labor?
Do Your Ears Hang High?
Chin.................... Chin Chowser Do Your Ears Hang Wide?
Neck.................... Rubber Necker Do They Flap From Side To Side?
Do They Wave In The Breeze
Chest................... Chest 'Tector From The Slightest Little Sneeze?
Belly................... Bread Basket Can You Soar Above The Nation
With A Feeling Of Elation?
Feet.................... Foot Stomper Do Your Ears Hang Wide?
My Bonnie God Bless My underwear
My Bonnie lies over the ocean, God Bless my underwear, My only pair
My Bonnie lies over the sea. Stand beside them and guide them
My Bonnie lies over the ocean, From the floor, to the bed, to the chair
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me. From the washer, To the dryer,
To the dresser, To my rear
Bring back, bring back, God Bless my underwEar, My only pair
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me, to me. God Bless my underwear, Or I ll go bare.
Bring back, bring back,
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me. Bill Grogan's Goat
Last night as I lay on my pillow,
Last night as I lay on my bed, Bill Grogan's goat,
I stuck my feet out of the window, Was feeling fine,
Next morning my neighbors were dead. Ate three red shirts,
Bring back, bring back, Oh, bring Right off the line!
back my neighbors to me, to me. The cook came out,
Bring back, bring back, Oh, bring Gave him a whack,
back my neighbors to me. And tied him to,
My Bonnie leaned over the gas tank, The railroad track,
The height of its contents to see. The fast mail train,
I lighted a match to assist er, Was drawing nigh,
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me. That poor old goat,
Bring back, bring back, Was doomed to die.
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me, to me.
Bring back, bring back,
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me.
My breakfast lies over the ocean,
My luncheon lies over the rail.
My supper lies in a commotion.
Won't somebody bring me a pail?
Please bring, please bring,
Oh please bring a pail to me, to me.
Please bring, please bring,
Oh please bring a pail to me.
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He gave three shrieks, The Duck Song
Of mortal pain,
Coughed up those shirts, Five Little Ducks That I Once Knew,
And flagged the train! Fat Ones, (Hands Wide)
Dum Dum Da Da Skinny Ones, (Hands Close)
Tall Ones Too, (Hands High/Low)
Dum Dum Da Da,
Da Dum Dum Da Da, But The One Little Duck, (Emphasize 'One' With
Da Dum Dum Da Da Da Dum, (Two, Three, Four)
Dum Dum Da Da, Finger)
Da Dum Dum Da Da, With The Feather On His Back, (Bend Over And
Da Dum Dum Da Da Da Dum. (Two, Three, Four)
ACTIONS: Wave Hands At The Base Of Your Back)
He Lead The Others With A Quack, Quack, Quack,
The first time through, the actions are the
same as the Waddeley-Acha set of actions. (Stretch Out Arms, Hands Together And Clap Once
For Each
The second time through, stand sideways, put
the left arm out in front, the right arm out in back, and Quack, Alligator Style)
raise Quack, Quack, Quack, (Flip Arms/Hands Over And
right foot off the ground and lean forward and back
a few times. Reverse the action now. Stand sideways Do The Same)
facing the Quack, Quack, Quack. (Flip Back And Do It Again)
other way with right arm out in front and left arm out
in back and raise the left foot off the ground. Down To The River They Would Go,
Wiggle Woggle, Wiggle Woggle, To And Fro,
Again, lean
forward and back a few times. (Stammer Side To Side)
But The One Little Duck, (Again, Emphasize 'One' With
The third time through, cross arms and stand
straight then lean your whole body forward then Finger)
backward to With The Feather On His Back, (Same As Before)
the tempo.
He Lead The Others With A...
The last time, is a combination of all three. Quack, Quack, Quack, (Same Series Of
Robert Baden Powell Clapping/Motions As Before)
Quack, Quack, Quack,
(Father Abraham)
Quack, Quack, Quack.
Robert Baden Powell had many Scouts, (This song is sung from five little ducks,
Many Scouts had Robert Baden Powell...
I am one of them and so are you. chronologically, down to one little duck, each time
Let me SHOW YOU what to do. getting progressively
On the left (shake left hand in the air)
(Repeat adding right hand, left and right legs, hips, faster and with the motions of course!)
head and tongue) Interruption Sound Action
Robert Baden Powell had many scouts
Many scouts had Robert Baden Powell Dairy Cow Moo-moo Milking action
I am one of them, and so are you.
Let me tell you what to do... boogie man BlolololoWave hands, waggle
Right arm, left arm, right leg, tongue
left leg, hips, head, tongue, Stand up, sit down,
The end. Koo-Koo bird Koo-koo-koo-koo Click fingers
Grizzly bear Grrr Hands in air like claws
Noble Captain Kirk
Dairy maid Kissing sound Wiggle hips
[Tune: Grand Old Duke of York] St. Bernard Arff-Arff Clap hands
The noble Captain Kirk, he had 500 men. Avalanche Swish Sweeping motion
He beamed them up to the Enterprise, The FonzAye Thumb up
And he beamed down again.
And when they're up, they're up, One Finger, One Thumb
And when they're down, they're down,
And when they're only halfway up, One finger one thumb, one hand,
They're nowhere to be found. Keep moving.
One finger one thumb, one hand,
Keep moving.
One finger one thumb, one hand,
Keep moving.
And we'll all be happy today!
One finger one thumb, one hand, Two
hands, keep moving.
One finger one thumb, one hand, Two
hands, keep moving.
One finger one thumb, one hand, Two
hands, keep moving. And we'll all
be happy today!
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