Flying Fish 3, 198X Dummiyama Daily No. 3 Akira Toriyama Stricken by Incurable Illness!? Recently, reports that Akira Toriyama (27) rarely visits the barbershop have been streaming into Dummiyama Daily's newsroom. A reporter sent to the hinterlands ofAichi Prefecture found that Toriyama goes to the barber twice a year, ifthat. Although Toriyama had recently been praised for his new, close-cropped look, it has become apparent that he is actually going bald. Toriyama himself vehemently denies charges of encroach¬ ing baldness. E> 03 Ra i /a D A I L V However, on December XX, one of our reporters spied Toriyama eating seaweed, which is known to strengthen hair, in secret from his wife, and Toriyama confessed that some thinning had occurred. According to the deposition he gave in our interview room, Toriyama had "planned to go in secretly for hair treatments, but [he] couldn't bring [himself] to spend the money and decided to eat lots ofseaweed in secret to prevent further hair loss." He then hung his head and wept openly. On Sale Now!! Jm pjjBW.. ,. On Sale Now!! ^ Mashirito ... Jtfbi Voodoo AH** Doll Work out frustrations lut by driving 5-inch W nails into the doll my while shouting \ manga will "Rejected! rejected!" A you!? You... > youjerk! Dr. Slump (Vols. 1-8) Reporter: Mr. A. Illustrations: Akira Toriyama
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Flying Fish 4, 198X Dummiyama Daily No. 4 Of course I lost!! didn't spend $100 like someone /here who's practicing this stupid game! Akira Toriyama Enters Car Race! And Totally Loses! December X. Akira Toriyama (27) participated in a automotive Grand Prix in Shinjuku. Basically, he was playing the video game "Pole Position." His competitors were his editor Torishima, Makusa the Octopus-ball lady, and Tsuneo Matsumoto, Chairman ofthe Toriyama Preservation Society. After his competitors scored high points with ease, it was Toriyama's turn at the wheel. With sweaty hands, Toriyama gripped the wheel and pushed the quarter, hot from his grip, into the game machine. START! BOOOOOOONG! Immediately, Toriyama rear-ended the car in front of him. Gathering his wits about him, Toriyama pressed the pedal to the floor! BROOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOONG! Once again, he rammed into the car ahead of him. /jy Enraged, Toriyama turned to the sniggering onlookXu ers and shouted, "Th-This is my first time playing this *4* * game! "I'm the only one among you who drives a real car! "Torishima, you don't even have your license!" To which the three responded, "You came in last!!" Toriyama then slumped to the floor in despair. In the more than ten races that followed, Toriyama, failing to come in first even once, returned to Nagoya a defeated man. So sad. Reporter: Mr. A. Illustrations: Akira Toriyama
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