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Published by thadt21, 2019-09-29 00:44:54

2019 Week 3 Fantasy Newsletter

2019 Week 3 Fantasy Newsletter

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Picture taken at 265 Kentucky Avenue
(haha you’re reading Ridge’s penis)

Intro

Apologies for this newsletter being brief. I had multiple tests this week and didn’t get started

on this until very late. But I want to get it out to you before games obviously. There are no
comparisons this week, but hopefully the trading block segment can be both helpful and a

temporary fill in for comparisons. I had an idea for what to do, but I do not want to rush it and
not make it good. There is also no player profile because that takes awhile. But Ridge will get a

profile.

Strength of Schedule

We are starting to see something here and it’s a crazy big difference from the hardest to second hardest
schedule. The Hedgehogs have been a quality team, but he’s faced a very hard schedule so far which has forced him to
an 0-3 record. There is only one team that would have at least 2 wins if they played the Hedgehog’s schedule and that’s
Chip’s team who would be 2-1.

Team Urchins Andre Andy Chip Connor Grant Jeffrey Hedgehogs Nick Ridge Stephen Thad
Urchins
0 11 1 11 1 01 1 0 0
Andre 1
Andy 12 2 1 12 2 12 2 1 2
Chip 2
Connor 2 32 2 32 2 11 3 2 1
Grant 2
Jeffrey 3 3 33 33 3 23 3 3 1
1
Hedgehogs 2 12 22 21 02 1 3 1
Nick 2
Ridge 2 23 3 32 2 01 2 1 1
Stephen
Thad 0 01 0 0 00 00 0 1

1 12 1 22 2 0 12 2

1 21 1 23 1 01 12

3 22 3 33 3 1 23 2

1 21 2 23 1 0 1 22

0 20 0 10 0 0 0 1 11

Find your team on the left and then the number in that row shows how many wins you would have with the
person in the top rows schedule. Notably, Nick would be 3-0 with Grant’s schedule, and Connor would be 0-3 with the
Hedgehogs schedule. Green shows a record that is significantly better and red shows significantly worse.

Luckiness

The curve this week was 1.54. Matt is still the most unfortunate team, and Ridge has risen to the luckiest team.
Andy and Grant at 2-1 are currently the most accurate records. Grant doesn’t really seem like a 2-1 team, but he seems
better than a 1-2 team also. Luckiness is becoming more and more relevant, but it is still a little premature. For the
Hedgehogs, the gap is big enough to guess they will pick up the pace soon.

Trading Block

A kind thank you to all of you who texted me this week telling me what players are available on your team. No
matter how good your team may be, it can always get better. Most of you probably already know who your keepers will
be next year, but the real trading change should come at the number three spot. You can’t keep your #3, but you can flip
your 3 for a better overall roster. If you watch NBA you might be aware of the different stages of teams. There are
selling, buying, contending, and rebuilding. Contending teams will see the least change, but you still see contending
teams like the Rockets make moves. Rebuilding teams do anything they can for youth and draft picks. Just because a
player is on the block doesn’t mean you can just offer horrible trades for them!!

Alvin and the Nose Rings – Contending
Chip is willing to trade Brandin Cooks and Chris Thompson. Chip doesn’t have to move much, but he probably wants out
of having 2 Rams wide receivers.

NukTown OBJYNs – Buying
Stephen is trading anyone except for Odell and Hopkins. This means a good trade could land you Darren Waller, Lesean
Mccoy, Josh Jacobs, Sterling Shepherd, or Devonta Freeman!!! Offer Stephen some fair trades. Stephen is trying to
move to a contender, which means getting higher point totals each week.

Load of Landry - Buying
Grant won’t be easy to trade with, but he says for the right price you can get James Connor. I don’t expect to see a trade
here since James Connor averages 10.6 points but is being valued more like someone who averages 16 points.

Davante’s Inferno – Buying
Andre is dangling some pretty good trade bait with Robert Woods and Derrick Henry. Seems like a trend of people
wanting out of the three headed monster of the Rams receiving core. Not many Titans players are roster(able) but
Derrick Henry is.

Ruffles Have Ridges – Contending
Only player Ridge wants to move is Chris Carson. He is a RB 1 who could be your RB 2 on a good day. He does have a
fumbling problem.

Huntington Hedgehogs – Buying (Should probably be selling)
The only person they sent me was Adrian Peterson. And if you were sitting at home thinking Adrian Peterson was never
going to be on the trade market then this should be great news and also, you’re an idiot. Go ahead and trade for this 34-
year-old 2.8 Yards Per Carry RB please. I’ll be disappointed if he’s still rostered on the Hedgehogs next week.

Trading Block continued…

Daddy’s Darlings – Contending
Damien Williams, Josh Gordon, Peyton Barber, and Phillip Dorsett. Anyone need a FLEX? Here are a couple options and
maybe some others you would start on Bye Weeks. You could trade for Damien Williams and if Lesean Mccoy dies and
then Darrel Williamson dies you could have a really good player. Bright side is these players shouldn’t cost too much.
Andy needs RB depth mainly.

Richard Sherman – Contending/Selling
A weird place to be both contending and selling, but his week 2 should have been a hint that his team isn’t consistent
enough to definitely make the playoffs. Connor has more for sale then anyone. For the right price, you can have Todd
Gurley, Mark Ingram, Adam Thielen, or Emmanuel Sanders. Trading with Connor could help turn around your season.

Team Nolan – Rebuilding
Nick could have 2 potential keepers with Tyreek Hill and Leveon Bell. I don’t know what Nick could do in order to set up
for the future. His bench this week has 5 SSPD or injured players. He also didn’t give me any names of people he would
trade. But I would say you could get anyone but Bell.

Master Ki-Thadi-Mundi - Rebuilding
I am willing to trade anyone. My goal for this season is to trade some of my players for some of yalls 3rd best players,
that way I have people worth keeping. Also you all are punks for vetoing my Antonio Brown trade because Giovanni
Bernard is now infinitely better at scoring points.

Tanking 4 Tua – Selling
Jeffrey has a legitimate chance to turn into a buying team, but he is willing to trade anyone BUT Ezekiel Elliot. This
includes Michael Thomas. I like this flexibility from Jeffrey because his current roster hasn’t done anything for 2 years. It
would obviously take a nice trade to get Michael Thomas, but everyone else should be relatively affordable.

Melbourne Sea Urchins – Rebuilding
Urchins didn’t tell me anyone they would trade, but everyone should be tradeable. I’d say the personal fandom of
Mixon will make him pricier than he should be. Amari Cooper and Mixon keepers wouldn’t be the worst keepers in the
league.

NO
PLAYER
PROFILE
THIS WEEK

Predictions

Matchup: Huntington Hedgehogs vs Team Nolan
Info: This is the worst matchup of the week and I don’t think either of these people read the newsletter.
Prediction: Huntington Hedgehogs (Easily)

Matchup: Melbourne Sea Urchins vs Load of Landry

Info: Obviously these teams have never played, but Grant has scored higher than the Urchins every week so far. Urchins
team is unlucky but they are also just not good. Potential upset as all things are.

Prediction: Load of Landry (Pretty Easy)

Matchup: NukTown OBJYNs vs Master Ki-Thadi-Mundi

Info: Stephen and Thad have split their two meetings, but Stephen has scored 19.8 more points total in the two
matchups. Stephen is 6-10 vs Thad in scoring all time, and Thad’s team isn’t good.

Prediction: NukTown OBJYNs (Not as bad as you think)

Matchup: Alvin and the Nose Rings vs Tanking 4 Tua

Info: Chip and Jeffrey have split their two meetings and Jeffrey has actually scored 20 more points in those two games.
Unsurprisingly, Chip has scored higher than Jeffrey 13 of 16 weeks over the past year. Chip’s team is better, but maybe
Jeffrey will get Melvin Gordon.

Prediction: Alvin and the Nose Rings

Matchup: Ruffles Have Ridges vs Davante’s Inferno

Info: Not the game of the week despite having the most combined wins of any matchup. The main reason is because
Andre’s team really isn’t THAT good. Andre and Ridge have split their two meetings with Andre scoring 10 points higher.
That does make this a historically close matchup. And without looking at the points already scored, this could be an
upset.

Prediction: Davante’s Inferno (upset)

Matchup: Richard Sherman vs Daddy’s Darlings GAME OF THE WEEK

Info: This wins Game of the Week honors based on the historical significance. These were both playoff teams last year.
Andy has been really good recently, as has Connor, but Andy was also really good 6 years ago. Andy is 2-0 vs Connor and
has outscored him by 44.4 points in total. Andy has also outscored Connor 11 of the 16 weeks we’ve been keeping track.
Keep in mind scoring higher than Andy 5 times is the second highest number of wins. I am weighing the loss of Saquon.

Prediction: Richard Sherman

Power Rankings

POWER RANKINGS
1. Chip
2. Ridge
3. Andy
4. Grant
5. Connor
6. Andre
7. Stephen
8. Hedgehogs
9. Nick
10.Thad
11.Urchins
12.Jeffrey


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