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Published and Distributed Weekly by PassTimes of Arizona, LLC - [email protected] - 480.983.9143 Vol. 22 Issue 07 Rights Reserved © 2024 The Oatman Burros A former gold mining town, Oatman, Arizona, is most famous for its four-legged citizens. Burros wander in the middle of the street and collect handouts from tourists. Here’s the thing, though: This wasn’t some scheme concocted by the Oatman Chamber of Commerce, Arizona Office of Tourism or any other agency. The burros initiated the program. The burros are descendants of animals used by miners that were abandoned when the ore played out. At some point, they said the heck with foraging. Now they wander around town each day, blocking traffic. Townspeople and tourists feed these enterprising animals alfalfa cubes sold in every store. In late afternoon, just before shops close, the burros return back to the hills. They repeat the scenario every day. Where else do critters organize a union and execute a business plan?


I TRY TO TAKE ONE DAY AT A TIME, BUT SOMETIMES SEVERAL DAYS ATTACK ME ALL AT ONCE


NO ONE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL INFERIOR WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT - ELEANOR ROOSEVELT MAY THE LORD SHOW YOU FAVOR AND GIVE YOU PEACE 1. MOVIES: Which movie has the tagline, "May the odds be ever in your favor"? 2. GEOGRAPHY: Which country possesses Baffin Island? 3. AD SLOGANS: Which company's slogan is, "You're in good hands"? 4. LANGUAGE: What is a common saying for the Latin phrase "lapsus linguae"? 5. MUSIC: What country was home to reggae singer Bob Marley? 6. ANIMAL KINGDOM: What is an example of a macropod? 7. TELEVISION: Gordon, Percy, James, Toby and Emily are characters on which children's show? 8. MATH: What is 1/60 of a degree? 9. LITERATURE: Who wrote the book series "The Chronicles of Narnia"? 10. ACRONYMS: What does the acronym SPF stand for? Answers 1. "The Hunger Games." 2. Canada. 3. Allstate. 4. A slip of the tongue. 5. Jamaica. 6. Kangaroo. 7. "Thomas the Tank Engine." 8. A minute. 9. C.S. Lewis. 10. Sun Protection Factor. (c) 2024 King Features Synd., Inc.


THE WELFARE OF THE PEOPLE SHOULD ALWAYS BE THE ULTIMATE GOAL OF GOVERNMENT * On Feb. 19, 1906, American industrialist W.K. Kellogg teamed with Charles C. Bolin to found the Battle Creek Toasted Corn Flake Company, now known as the multinational food manufacturer Kellogg's, after 25 years of working for his brother, John Harvey Kellogg, and buying out his in-debt brother's business. * On Feb. 20, 1935, Danish-Norwegian explorer Caroline Mikkelsen became the first woman to set foot on Antarctica, though whether on the mainland or on an island is disputed. A small coastal mountain discovered that day is named for her. * On Feb. 21, 1947, Edwin H. Land publicly demonstrated his instant camera, called the Land Camera, which could produce a black-and-white photograph in just 60 seconds. Two years later he put 57 Polaroid Land Cameras in Boston's Jordan Marsh department store before Christmas, and they sold out within the first day after their demonstration.


REVELATION IS THE ONLY NEW TESTAMENT BOOK WHOSE AUTHOR STATED ITS PLACE OF WRITING * On Feb. 22, 1989, Tina Turner won a Grammy award at age 49 for Best Female Rock Vocal Performance for her album "Tina Live in Europe," featuring recordings from her Private Dancer and Break Every Rule tours. * On Feb. 23, 2011, 77-year-old broadcaster Larry King announced plans to conduct a one-man comedy tour after retiring from his popular talk show on CNN. The new venture was set to begin in April of that year in Connecticut and end in June in Las Vegas. * On Feb. 24, 1836, showman P.T. Barnum exhibited an African American slave, Joice Heth, with the claim that she was the 161-year-old former nursemaid to George Washington. After her death from natural causes, and a public autopsy by a respected physician who claimed she was no more than 79 or 80, Barnum eventually admitted to the hoax, which was frequently mentioned by his critics and followed him for the remainder of his career. * On Feb. 25, 1993, the Florida Marlins introduced their 8-foot-tall, 250-pound mascot, Billy the Marlin. Reportedly, the team's original owner, Wayne Huizenga, chose the name for the fanfriendly fish. (c) 2024 King Features Synd., Inc.


SELF-DISCIPLINE LEADS TO SELF-RESPECT REMEMBER THE DAYS YOU PRAYED FOR THE THINGS YOU HAVE NOW PEOPLE TEXT WHEN FEELING LONELY


DOING YOUR TAXES TAKES TIME AND MONEY AND YOU NEVER HAVE ENOUGH TIME OR MONEY PEACE TO ALL WHO ARE IN CHRIST HUMOR IN BUSINESS IS AN ASSET


IN 1784, THE U.S. CONGRESS RATIFIED THE 'TREATY OF PARIS' FORMALLY ENDING THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR 50% AMERICANS CAN'T NAME THEIR CONGRESSPERSON


OF COURSE I'M ATHLETIC. WHY, I EVEN SURF THE INTERNET EVERY DAY Conservation Who says we're not conservation-conscious? A recent study found the average American golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, American golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kinda Makes You Proud, doesn't it? Best Served Cold When a three-year-old opened a birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. His Mother was not so pleased. She turned to Grandma and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Grandma just smiled and said, "Of course I do."


SATAN’S EVIL FORCES WORK HARD TO DESTROY YOU...TO BUILD A WALL BETWEEN YOU AND GOD Hot On The Range One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from the forge. He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into his pocket, trying to act as if nothing had happened. The blacksmith noticed and asked with a grin, "Kind of hot, wasn't it?" "Nope," answered the cowboy through clenched teeth, "it just doesn't take me long to look at a horseshoe." Cruise Fair A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $200. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $200. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river. Another man is walking down the street a half hour later, sees the sign and pays the guy $200. The travel agent then whacks him with the baseball bat and throws him in the river. Sometime later, the two men are floating down the river together and the first man asks, "Do you think they'll serve any food on this cruise?" The second man says, "They didn't last year."


YOU WERE BORN TO SUCCEED,BUT TO BE A SUCCESS, YOU MUST PLAN, PREPARE AND EXPECT TO SUCCEED ANSWERS: 1) Neither 2) Amorites 3) One flesh 4) Moth 5) Og 6) Fourth Sharpen your understanding of scripture with Wilson's Casey's latest book, "Test Your Bible Knowledge," available in bookstores and online. (c) 2024 King Features Synd., Inc. 1. Is the book of Shimeah (KJV) in the Old or New Testament or neither? 2. In Joshua 10, which people were killed by great stones cast down from heaven? Amorites, Samarians, Canaanites, Nazarenes 3. From Genesis 2:24, what phrase describes the marriage of a man and a woman? Holy matrimony, God's reward, One flesh, Today forever 4. Which insect is mentioned in the book of James as an eater of garments? Gnat, Hornet, Ant, Moth 5. What king of Bashan had an iron bed thirteen and a half feet long? Edrei, Og, Argob, Senir 6. On which day of creation was the sun made? First, Second, Third, Fourth


PRAYER IS PUTTING ONESELF IN THE HANDS OF GOD, AND THEN LISTENING TO HIS VOICE - MOTHER TERESA OH, LORD, MY GOD, HOW GREAT YOU ART


MOST RELIGIONS TEACH HUMILITY AND CIVILITY The records center has caught up The National Personnel Records Center, part of the National Archives and Records Administration, has finally cleared up a huge, four-year backlog of work. Caused by the Covid pandemic, at one time they had a list of 600,000 requests for records. From what we hear, it was a crazy time, with only a certain number of emergency personnel allowed to work in the building at once to take care of must-have requests for things like documents for funerals and medical emergencies. Now allowed back to work, they've dealt with longer hours for staff, working weekends, additional staff and shifts, new technology and much more. At this point they've caught up, and ideally any normal requests for separation records should be handled within a week or so, with other types of records taking approximately 20 days. Meanwhile, they receive over 4,000 new requests each day. That's over a million per year. The vast majority of the records at the record center are paper copies that must be found by hand. They've been busy digitizing all the files they can find, including asking the VA to digitize all the military service records they hold. In addition, the eVetRecs portal has been upgraded to handle requests for files online, and there is now a phone line to check the status of orders. The fire of 1973 continues to impact efforts to produce records. With 16-18 million files reduced to ash, it's been necessary over the years to reconstruct information from various sources and locations to produce the requested files, such as DD Form 214. Some of the alternate records they can search are final pay vouchers and medical/hospital records. Staff at the records center should be applauded for their work under less than ideal conditions. I personally wondered if they would ever catch up, even with their plan of action and status report one year ago, but they have. If you need to request service records, go to vetrecs.archives.gov/VeteranRequest/home.html and file your order online. (c) 2024 King Features Synd., Inc. I USED TO CRASTINATE BUT I GOT SO GOOD I WENT PRO I PUT MY SCALE IN THE CLOSET…IT’S GOING TO STAY THERE UNTIL IT APOLOGIZES


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