FKB Kids Jokes 1
Zehnya Bruckert
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FKB Kids Jokes 1
Joke Series
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Created by Zehnya Bruckert and Sascha Bruckert © Jul 2019
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Why did the teddy bear say
no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
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Why did the student eat his
homework?
Because the teacher told
him it was a piece of cake!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate), 9
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What is a witch’s favorite
subject in school?
Spelling! Page 6
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What kind of tree fits in
your hand?
A palm tree! Page 7
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Why was the baby
strawberry crying?
Because her mom and dad
were in a jam.
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Where would you find an
elephant?
The same place you lost
her!
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How do we know that
the ocean is friendly?
It waves! Page 10
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What’s worse than finding
a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
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What was the first animal
in space?
The cow that jumped over
the moon
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What did the banana say
to the dog?
Nothing. Bananas can’t
talk.
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