The CSJ Christmas Story

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The
CSJ Christmas Story
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“Ready Old Champ!“
said Father Christmas to his senior dog, as he
prepared the harness. This year, you’re going to
pull the sleigh with the reindeer. “Ready sir” said
the dog, grinning from ear to ear. This year I’mF going to be Rocket Fuel”.
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hy that’s ‘Complete Tripe’ said Rudolph, “just because I’ve got a cold, doesn’t mean I can’t pull a sleigh “he muttered, snuf ing and blowing his red nose “Hope you don’t meet a Storm Canis, that’s all”. Father Christmas turned round to his poorly reindeer and said sternly “That’ll Do! Rudolph. Don’t Dinner Bait! my Christmas crew. You’re not well enough, so just Get Over! it! He turned back to his dog and reindeer team “Now are we Fit
‘n’ Fast! and ready to Go On!?” CSJ
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“Wait a moment“
called out Mrs Christmas, picking something
up from the ground “There’s a C3P0 here, which has fallen out of the Star Wars set”. She wrapped up the parcel up again quickly and stuffed it back into the sack. “Wish it was C3P0” larughed Old Champ!
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shouted Father Christmas, as he boarded the
sleigh. “What about ME?” asked Little Champ!, pattering up to him. “Maybe next year, said Father Christmas, “When you’re a Sooper Dooper Champ! Work hard and pick up some Training Tips.”
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“Just call me ‘Billy No Mates“ F said Rudolph through another sneeze. “There’s nothing that Porky Pooch! can’t do that I couldn’t do better”. “Hold It!” said Mrs Christmas rmly to Rudolph, as he slunk off muttering and cursing “Stroppy Bitch!” under his wheezing breath. “Please Resist! Rudolph” she said kindly. “If I could Turn Back Thyme, I would, now let’s try some No Ake! and see if
Thistle Work!”
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“Ready Steady, Go...“
shouted Little Champ!, jumping up at
the sleigh. “Down Boy! Calm Down!” said Father Christmas, “Hold it everyone...” as he steered the sleigh towards the clear path through the forest, lined up the reins and gave the command “ Focus and Come On!”
“Little Champ! Steady, pawed the air and s shouted “Let me come with you! It’s Eezy Peezy! Then he blew a Phantom Rasberry! as the dog and reindeer sleigh sped off into the
twinkling night sky.
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Father Christmas looked down through the
snow akes and shouted out “Bye Poppets!
Rudolph lay down in the hay and set about trying to Heal! Oooh, Dem Bones! were shivering, but it was pointless to Resist! After all, he knew in his heart that Mrs Christmas would be happy to have his company on Christmas Eve. They could have a nice Christmas supper with CP Xtra, Seaweed & Parsley! stuf ng and all the Gravy Works! She’d make a big fuss of him and yes, he’d Lap-it-Up! It really was a No Grainer.
The End
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Merry Christmas from CSJ
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