Twists

Throwing The High School Basketball Game
I’ll still wear your high school ring
To show you things are the same
Cuz my love is true and I never will hate you For throwing the high school basketball game
I won’t let my friends change my mind
My heart won’t hide from the shame
Together we’ll face all your awful bad disgrace For throwing the high school basketball game
For I know the reason you took the bribe I heard it from your mom
You were just trying to get enough money To take me to the senior prom
I’ll still be proud to be your girl
And I still want to share your name
And I’ll always send you mail while you’re serving time in jail For throwing the high school basketball game
And I’ll always send you mail while you’re serving time in jail For throwing the high school basketball game
For throwing the high school basketball game


She Got A Nose Job
Nose job
Now she’s the prettiest gal in town Nose job
Now she’s the prettiest gal in town
She got a nose job
She got a nose job
It’s now turned up instead of hanging down She got a nose job
She got a nose job
And now she’s the prettiest gal in town
She never had a boy to walk her home She never had a boy who cared
But now she’s never left alone
Since she had her schnozz repaired
She got a nose job
She got a nose job
It’s now turned up instead of hanging down She got a nose job
She got a nose job
And now she’s the prettiest gal in town
She never had no one to taste her kiss Her future looked mighty bleak
But now she’s on every guy’s list Since she overhauled her beak
She got a nose job
She got a nose job
It’s now turned up instead of hanging down She got a nose job
She got a nose job
And now she’s the prettiest gal in town
Well I know someday I’m gonna marry her Cuz I love her, yes I do
And the kids we have will know for sure They’re gonna all get nose jobs too
She got a nose job
She got a nose job
It’s now turned up instead of hanging down She got a nose job
She got a nose job
And now she’s the prettiest gal in town Now she’s the prettiest gal in town
Nose job
Now she’s the prettiest gal in town
Nose job
Now she’s the prettiest gal in town
Nose job


Please, Betty Jane (Shave Your Legs)
Please please please, Betty Jane Please please please, Betty Jane
Please don’t think I’m a cowardly fellow
And please don’t think a guy is weak because he begs But please, Betty Jane, the boys are all laughing
Oh when you gonna shave your legs
Please please please, Betty Jane
Please don’t think I’m ashamed of you honey
Or trying to take you down a couple of pegs
But please, Betty Jane, it shows through your stockings Oh when you gonna shave your legs
It’s not that I don’t love you
It’s just that I’m so tired hearing it said That you’ve got more hair on your ankles Than I’ve got on my head
Please don’t think I’m puttin’ my friends before you Because compared to you they’re all just a bunch of dregs But please, Betty Jane, even my mother’s asking
Oh when you gonna shave your legs
Oh please, Betty Jane, how long must I keep asking
Oh when you gonna shave your legs
Please please please, Betty Jane


Somebody Else’s Dandruff On My Lover-Baby’s Shirt
Dandruff Dandruff Dandruff Dandruff
Oh my poor heart is breakin’
Oh my poor heart is hurt
Because today I saw
Somebody else’s dandruff on my lover-baby’s shirt
Oh my poor dreams are tumblin’
Watching him walk around
Just as plan as day
With somebody else’s dandruff where my dandruff has always been found
For it means that his kisses
Will start growing colder
Because he found a new aky head He’d rather have on his shoulder
Now my poor eyes are cryin’
I know one day he’ll nd
Love won’t seem as bright
With somebody else’s dandruff and he’ll come begging back for mine
Now my poor eyes are cryin’
I know one day he’ll nd
Love won’t seem as bright
With somebody else’s dandruff and he’ll come begging back for mine


Blind Date (Yaaaahhhh!)
Yaaaahhhh! Yaaaahhhh!
My buddy xed me up with a blind date Just last Saturday
And was I embarrassed
When she opened the door
This is all I could say Yaaaahhhh!
Blind date blind date
I’ll never go on one again you can bet Blind date blind date
I’d rather play Russian roulette
I was sure that a dark movie theater Was the safest place to hide
But when she asked the usher
To nd us seats
He looked at her and replied Yaaaahhhh!
Blind date blind date
I’ll never go on one again you can bet Blind date blind date
I’d rather play Russian roulette
After the movie took her for a snack And boy was my face red
Because when she asked the waiter If he made malts
He looked at her and said Yaaaahhhh!
Blind date blind date
I’ll never go on one again you can bet Blind date blind date
I’d rather play Russian roulette
Saying good night I knew I’d never meet Any gal uglier
Because even her folks
When they let her in the house
This is how they greeted her Yaaaahhhh!
Blind date blind date
I’ll never go on one again you can bet Blind date blind date
I’d rather play Russian roulette
I’d rather play Russian roulette
I’d rather play Russian roulette
Oh I’d rather play Russian roulette


Agnes (The Teenage Russian Spy)
Agnes oh Agnes
Oh how I love you
Agnes oh Agnes
Oh how you made me blue
Because today I was informed by the FBI You’re nothing but a teenage Russian spy
Agnes oh Agnes
Just what have you done
Agnes my Agnes
For the Soviet Union
If only you were booked for belting some guy Instead of for being a teenage Russian spy
I thought that you really cared
The night that we rst kissed
But now I know you were just playing with me Because I was the son of an atomic scientist
Agnes oh Agnes
Life’s more than I can bear
Because Agnes my Agnes
They’re giving you the chair
But even though you are a teenage Russian spy Agnes my Agnes
I’ll love you til you die
I can’t help myself Agnes
I’ll love you til you die Agnes
Wave bye bye Agnes
More power to you Agnes


Let’s Do The Pretzel
C’mon everybody let’s do the pretzel
Throw an arm around your neck The other one under your leg Cross your feet on the beat Let’s do the pretzel
Take a toe in your hand Double up the other knee Put a thumb in your toe Let’s do the pretzel
Well you can shuf e the pretzel You can pony the pretzel
You can watusi like heck
You can twist it you can chicken You can stomp it you can stroll You can also break you neck
Bend your back and touch your toes Dip your hand under your knee
Left foot out turn about yeah
Let’s do the pretzel
C’mon baby shake it up Ah you’re doin’ good Pretzel
Ah you’re movin’ right Shake it out honey
Oh that’s it baby
Well you can shuf e the pretzel You can pony the pretzel
You can watusi like heck
You can twist it you can chicken You can stomp it you can stroll You can also break you neck
Bend your back and touch your toes Dip your hand under your knee
Left foot out turn about yeah
Let’s do the pretzel
C’mon honey let’s do the pretzel That’s it baby you’re movin’ right Pretzel
Pretzel
Ooh the pretzel C’mon honey


I’ll Always Remember Being Young
Remember the afternoons we spent skipping school Remember all those nasty songs we sung Remember your lunch money I lost shooting pool
I’ll always remember being young
Remember the cigarettes we smoked in the john Remember the false re alarms we rung Remember the teacher we threw in the pond
I’ll always remember being young
When I look through our scrapbook
My eyes just ll with tears
Recalling our precious high school days Those wonderful six and a half years
Remember the gorilla we set free at the zoo The study hall riot that we begun
Or even if we live to be twenty two
I’ll always remember
Always remember
I’ll always remember being young


When My Pimples Turn To Dimples
I never knew how his arms would feel
Because he’d never come near
But now his kisses all are real
Because my pimples turned to dimples this year
Now I am always in his warm embrace
And he loves me sincere
And it’s all account of my cleared up face Because my pimples turned to dimples this year
Oh how I longed to be his girl And I think he knew it too Cuz the pimples on my face Spelled out I love you
Now I am his and his I’ll always be
And the reason is quite clear
He fell so much in love with me
When my pimples turned to dimples this year


She’s A Serious Teenager In Love
She’s got my last name tattooed on her muscles Just to be certain of
The whole wide world can clearly see
That she’s a serious yeah yeah teenager in love
She’s got a big rose tattooed on her tummy And a ying dove
And my phone number is on his wing
Cuz she’s a serious yeah yeah teenager in love
She’s even got my driver’s license tattooed right on her hip And when she’s wearing a bikini you can see a picture of me Waving goodbye on a battle ship
She’s got my whole life tattooed to her shoulders But from her neck above
She’s saving room for a wedding picture
She’s a serious yeah yeah teenager in love
She’s even got my driver’s license tattooed right on her hip And when she’s wearing a bikini you can see a picture of me Waving goodbye on a battle ship
She’s got my whole life tattooed to her shoulders But from her neck above
She’s saving room for a wedding picture
She’s a serious yeah yeah teenager in love
Well she’s a serious yeah yeah teenager in love What a serious yeah yeah teenager in love


My Johnny’s Hubcap
Please, Johnny please
I don’t want you to drag race
My Johnny, oh how I loved him
But he was caught in a teenage trap
He couldn’t turn down any drag race through town And now all I have left is his hub cap
Please, Johnny please
Stay in my tender embrace Please, Johnny please
I don’t want you to drag race
My Johnny, oh I can see him
Coming around the last lap
Handsome and brave but if only he didn’t wave I’d have more of him left than his hub cap
Please, Johnny please
Stay in my tender embrace Please, Johnny please
I don’t want you to drag race
My Johnny, oh how I’ll miss him
And though he and my dreams lay in scrap
I’ll do what he’d expect and wear around my neck My Johnny’s, my Johnny’s hubcap
Please, Johnny please
Stay in my tender embrace Please, Johnny please
I don’t want you to drag race


I Found Her Telephone Number Written On The Boy’s Bathroom Wall
I’m just gonna quit seeing her
I ain’t even gonna call
Cuz today I found her telephone number written on the boy’s bathroom wall
I won’t even say hello
When I pass her in the hall
What’s a poor guy to do when he nds his girl’s number written on the boy’s bathroom wall
Oh how I felt, my heart turned cold
When I saw those cruel words starin’ at me If anyone needs a girl to hold
Call Walnut 6523
I’m tearin’ her picture in half
We’re nished, we’re through, that’s all
And I’m never gonna dial that telephone number written on the boy’s bathroom wall
Oh how I felt, my heart turned cold
When I saw those cruel words starin’ at me If anyone needs a girl to hold
Call Walnut 6523
I’m tearin’ her picture in half
We’re nished, we’re through, that’s all
And I’m never gonna dial that telephone number written on the boy’s bathroom wall Woo-hoo written on the boy’s bathroom wall
Ah written on the boy’s bathroom wall
Just written on the boy’s bathroom wall
Ah written on the boy’s bathroom wall