2022 Season Recap 12 Years Running Manager Interviews Rule Changes yearly awards
CHAMPION 2022 IT WAS ALWAYS
Weekly Scoring Leaders Week 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 YFSI 117.00 123.84 142.88 104.90 140.06 161.08 114.00 125.32 113.90 117.26 124.50 120.60 146.82 139.36 mvpio watsonder my towel first to worst tanktitti3city YFSI NFL Youngboy Watsonder my towel Mixon it up YFSI Bidens America MvpIo Bidens America Najee germany Score
1 Mixon it up All-time: 50-44 Owner: Jared Record: 7-7 Position Ranks Quarterback 4th Running Backs 4th TE/Def/K 5th Wide Receivers 4th QB: Patrick Mahomes RB1: Aaron Jones RB2: James Conner WR1: Davante Adams WR2: Jerry Jeudy TE: TJ Hockenson Flex: Mike Evans DST: Jacksonville Jaguars K: Brett Maher BE: AJ Dillon BE: Hassan Haskins BE: Zack Moss BE: Zay Jones BE: Cooper Kupp BE: Tyler Higbee Q&A Roster Q: The second 2-time champion of the league and you did it in an amazing fashion. Your draft was great and your mid-season moves were even better. Coming off such a strong season what would you set the odds at for you to repeat? (E.g., +200, +450) and what is your confidence level entering the season? A: There’s nothing like winning that second championship! We were top 3 all year in the polls, and we were happy to not disappoint our fans in the finals. The best part about the draft was it was in the middle of my brother’s engagement, and I was picking players behind my back! Sheeshh idk what I would set my odds at for next season. I’d go with a solid +550 I wouldn’t consider myself the favorite because we are either boom or bust as a franchise…could be another 2-win season for Mixon it up. I’ve always been one with high confidence so you guys should know where I’m at for that. Q: As a known hater of our great commissioner, Johnny Currie, do you think next year will be a calmer year or should I expect even more slander? A: I just speak my mind no hate is involved. So don’t any commish think they could get any sly shit past me! Q: As a vodka Red Bull enthusiast, what makes those drinks so good? A: Red Bull vodkas just give you confidence. Put down 2 or 3 of them and you might end up betting Jags money line so be prepared.
Reg Season playoffs vs Kyle Vs Anthony Vs johnny Vs Wiggy Vs Justin Vs Cody vs Dom Vs Michael Vs Brett Vs Brendan Vs Donnie 4-4 3-5 3-4 4-5 5-2 6-3 5-4 5-2 4-1 2-6 3-5 2-0 2-0 1-1 1-0 1-1 Points over/under expected -22.75 In-Depth Statistics Mixon it up Average Point Differential +12.41
2 Watsonder my towel All-time: 62-46 Owner: Anthony Record: 7-7 Position Ranks Quarterback 1st Running Backs 3rd TE/Def/K 12th Wide Receivers 8th QB: Josh Allen RB1: Nick Chubb RB2: Joe Mixon WR1: Amari Cooper WR2: DeVonta Smith TE: David Njoku Flex: Jerick McKinnon DST: Carolina Panthers K: Robbie Gould BE: Jared Goff BE: Gardner Minshew BE: Aaron Rodgers BE: Tyler Lockett BE: JuJu Smith-Schuster BE: Cole Kmet Q&A Roster Q: As the runner-up this year, you really got a taste of the trophy. Do you think you are going to go that much harder next year for the chip? And if you could put odds on it (e.g., +100, -150) what would the odds be that you make it back into the finals? A: Great question Johnny. Let me first start off by thanking you for taking the time to put together this end of season magazine. I think I speak for all my fellow owners when I say it brings a unique element to our exciting league. As to the question at hand, absolutely. As a previous league champion, I have tasted that championship before, and want nothing more than to get back to that point. We put together a great run this year and came up just short at the end. Next season we will be back. As far as putting odds on my chances to get back to the championship game, I would set it around -250. That may seem a bit optimistic to some people, but let’s face it. As much as people love to hate me, I have been one of the most consistent winners in this league. I have no reason to expect that will change. Q: You aren't one to hold back when it comes to competition and trash talking, this has led to a plethora of different rivalries across the league. Who would you say is your greatest rival and why? A: That’s a tough one to call. As you have alluded to in your question, I certainly welcome trash-talking, and due to this have formed many rivalries. I would rank my top 3 rivalries, in no order, as Johnny, Donnie, and Brett. If I was to pick my greatest rival, I would probably have to say Brett. It’s no secret we’ve had our explosive arguments over the chats throughout the seasons, and it’s boiled over to some great matchups on the field. I certainly recognize and respect the level of success he achieved over the last couple of years. We’ve each taken down wins against each other. While we have not faced off against each other in the playoffs, I expect that to change at some point. From there I would say a close second would go to Johnny. Great friends off the field, we share a bitter rivalry on it. In the last couple of years, we have faced off in some high-stakes matchups, including me bouncing him from the playoffs this year. It’s always a great week when we face off. The last of my 3 rivals would be Donnie. Some might have viewed him as my #1 rival, but it’s tough for me to rank him there as it is usually always a lopsided affair when we match up. To quote Joel Embiid of the Philadelphia 76ers on their rivalry with the Boston Celtics, “This is not a rivalry. They always kick our ass”. That just about sums up my rivalry with Donnie. Q: What is your favorite part about being Amish? A: I actually am not Amish. I do, however, live in a region of Pennsylvania that is known for its large quantity of Amish residents. They are a humble, quiet, and hardworking people, who bring many benefits to our community. With all that being said, their horses and buggies are a major pain in the ass when trying to drive your car.
Reg Season playoffs vs Kyle Vs Jared Vs johnny Vs Wiggy Vs Justin Vs Cody vs Dom Vs Michael Vs Brett Vs Brendan Vs Donnie 4-7 5-3 6-4 6-4 7-2 7-2 4-5 6-1 4-5 3-3 5-3 1-0 0-2 2-0 0-2 0-2 1-0 Points over/under expected +9.97 In-Depth Statistics Watsonder my towel Average Point Differential +1.21 All-time record
3 Yfsi All-time: 48-60 Owner: Dom Record: 7-7 Position Ranks Quarterback 3rd Running Backs 6th TE/Def/K 3rd Wide Receivers 12th QB: Joe Burrow RB1: Austin Ekeler RB2: Brian Robinson WR1: Gabe Davis WR2: Chris Olave TE: Mark Andrews Flex: Tyler Allegier DST: New York Jets K: Justin Tucker BE: Cam Akers BE: Gus Edwards BE: Nyheim Hines BE: Donovan Peoples-Jones BE: Adam Thielen BE: Kadarius Toney Q&A Roster Q: You are usually a fringe playoff team that just sneaks into the playoffs, but you are always capable of making a deep run once you are in. What do you think makes it so hard to succeed in the regular season and why do you turn up in the postseason? A: I think a lot of it is just trying to figure out the right lineups to try to see who’s got that dog in them. Money is on the line in the playoffs so I bring my A-game. Q: We always talk about rivals, but who is your biggest ally in this league? The person you hate seeing/ beating the most? A: Cug Nelson Q: If you could shapeshift into any animal what would it be? A: Bald eagle
Reg Season playoffs vs Kyle Vs Anthony Vs johnny Vs Wiggy Vs Justin Vs Cody vs Jared Vs Michael Vs Brett Vs Brendan Vs Donnie 3-6 5-4 3-7 5-3 4-5 4-5 4-5 4-8 4-5 1-3 4-2 0-1 0-1 1-0 2-0 1-0 Points over/under expected -12.56 In-Depth Statistics YFSI Average Point Differential -.93
4 Bidens America All-time: 55-53 Owner: Kyle P Record: 9-5 Position Ranks Quarterback 5th Running Backs 12th TE/Def/K 2nd Wide Receivers 3rd QB: Jalen Hurts RB1: Alvin Kamara RB2: David Montgomery WR1: Amon-Ra St. Brown WR2: Christian Watson TE: Dallas Goedert Flex: Chris Godwin DST: Philadelphia Eagles K: Daniel Carlson BE: Sam Darnold BE: Nick Foles BE: James Cook BE: Khalil Herbert BE: Jordan Mason BE: Juwan Johnson Q&A Roster Q: You needed another late-season run to be a competitor this year, do you think this stems from the draft, not enough wire pickups, or a lack of trading early in the season? And are you going to try to switch up the strategy next year to get this right or just go with the if it ain't broke strategy? A: I think this is simply due to my ability to adapt to situations. Obviously, these moves are born out of a need for change, but very rarely can a roster withstand the long season without being depleted due to injury or other external factors. I think late-season additions are crucial for all teams. Whether it is to make a last-minute push into the playoffs or to solidify a spot as a contender. Hopefully, we will be looking to do the latter this upcoming season, but it is nice to know that I’ve been successful doing the former in the past. Q: I believe the whole league agrees that the newsletter was a great addition, can we expect to see those back next year and will there be any changes made? A: We will be reviewing the format and likely making a few changes, but you can expect to see it back for the upcoming season. Q: If you had to live in one movie which one would it be and why? A: Blade Runner 2049 so I can be a “literally me” character
Reg Season playoffs vs Jared Vs Anthony Vs johnny Vs Wiggy Vs Justin Vs Cody vs Dom Vs Michael Vs Brett Vs Brendan Vs Donnie 4-4 7-4 5-9 5-4 5-3 1-7 6-3 7-5 2-5 1-3 4-0 0-2 0-1 1-0 0-1 1-0 1-0 Points over/under expected +6.23 In-Depth Statistics Bidens America Average Point Differential +13.23
5 comeback szn All-time: 59-49 Owner: Johnny Record: 8-6 Position Ranks Quarterback 7th Running Backs 1st TE/Def/K 6th Wide Receivers 9th QB: Justin Fields RB1: Christian McCaffrey RB2: Kenneth Walker WR1: Tee Higgins WR2: Keenan Allen TE: Pat Freirmuth Flex: Bam Knight DST: Dallas Cowboys K: Harrison Butker BE: Dameon Pierce BE: Rachaad White BE: Treylon Burks BE: Courtland Sutton BE: AJ Green BE: Kansas City Chiefs Q&A Roster Q: Who was the most complicated coach to deal with this season? A: The most complicated to deal with was definitely Jared, from trades to everyday activities, he just couldn't wait to seek out a problem. Coming in a close second was Wiggy for very similar reasons. Then we have a tie for third with Anthony and Justin. Anthony for similar reasons to the first two and Justin for being what some might call a mindless drone. Q: Blockbuster trades have become a sort of calling card of your franchise. Do you think teams will become wise to this and show unwillingness to make trades with you or do you think you can continue to pick the pockets of fellow league members? A: I think teams will always be willing to trade with me because I like to keep the conversation going for days or weeks to build rapport and I genuinely want the deal to be beneficial for both parties. I never go into a deal trying to sabotage the other team and when it only benefits one party I am deeply saddened. Q: Many have said the playoff lights are too bright for your franchise, as evident from the continual first-round exits you have suffered. How do you address those claims, and what do you plan to do to produce a deeper run in the playoffs next year?” A: Let me preface my response by saying I am a former champion so let's not put me up there with the likes of Justin. With that being said, I recognize my lack of success over the past 8 seasons. I mean not a single playoff win :/ I need to be better, and if I'm being completely honest I feel like I've had the best team in the league for at least 2 or 3 of those years. So I guess besides staying the course I really don't have a great answer for that, or at least not yet.
Reg Season playoffs vs Kyle Vs Anthony Vs jared Vs Wiggy Vs Justin Vs Cody vs Dom Vs Michael Vs Brett Vs Brendan Vs Donnie 9-5 4-6 4-3 5-4 3-6 9-4 7-3 3-6 3-2 4-0 3-1 0-1 0-2 0-1 0-1 0-1 Points over/under expected +8.2 In-Depth Statistics Comeback Szn Average Point Differential +5.67
6 NFL YoungBoy All-time: 41-26 Owner: Brett Record: 9-5 Position Ranks Quarterback 10th Running Backs 10th TE/Def/K 1st Wide Receivers 1st QB: Geno Smith RB1: Cordarelle Patterson RB2: D'Onta Foreman WR1: Stefon Diggs WR2: Jaylen Waddle TE: Travis Kelce Flex: George Pickens DST: New York Giants K: Tyler Bass BE: Brock Purdy BE: Dare Ogunbowale BE: Jonathon Taylor BE: Tyler Boyd BE: Jahan Dotson BE: Diontae Johnson Q&A Roster Q: You take on the villain role in the league most would say, can you speak more on that and your "me vs the world" mentality? A: The villain role is just something I’ve adapted to. There are no sweeter things than finessing a weaker member of the league out of players or starting some beef. I like to think I serve the purpose of keeping the energy up and getting everyone fired up week in and week out. It’s an essential role that I’m happy to fill. Q: You have been a leader in trades per season and most of your trades would be considered "blockbuster". Looking back on your career what are your best and worst trades? A: My best trade would have to be trading Mixon to get Kamara and Kirk to then flipping that to the no. 2 overall pick. While he did have a disappointing year it was still a remarkable pull off and something we thought would work out. It's hit or miss but I went for it and that’s what makes it great. My worst trade was definitely with you, trading Josh Allen and Kamara for Patterson and company. Not my finest moment but it happens. Another leader for worst trade would be the Josh Jacobs for Dionte trade. I liked Dionte’s target share and Jacobs couldn’t find the endzone. However, Johnson didn’t pan out and Jacobs ended up going off. Prolly cost me a chip so I’d say that’s the worst one. You win some and lose some but that’s the name of the game. Q: What's your favorite thing to cook? A: Blue Cheese Alfredo with sautéed chicken
Reg Season playoffs vs Kyle Vs Anthony Vs johnny Vs Wiggy Vs Justin Vs Cody vs Dom Vs Michael Vs Jared Vs Brendan Vs Donnie 5-2 5-4 2-3 3-2 3-2 4-1 5-4 4-1 1-4 3-1 4-0 0-2 1-0 0-1 Points over/under expected +6.61 In-Depth Statistics NFL YoungBoy Average Point Differential +9.41
7 Mvpio All-time: 44-50 Owner: Michael Record: 7-7 Position Ranks Quarterback 2nd Running Backs 2nd TE/Def/K 9th Wide Receivers 10th QB: Justin Herbert RB1: Josh Jacobs RB2: D'Andre Swift WR1: Ja'Marr Chase WR2: Drake London TE: Darren Waller Flex: Leonard Fournette DST: New England Patriots K: Ryan Succop BE: Latavius Murray BE: Samaje Perine BE: Brandon Aiyuk BE: Allen Lazard BE: Taysom Hill BE: Chig Okonkwo Q&A Roster Q: Who would you say is your biggest rival in the league and why? A: There are lots of worthy opponents in this league, however, there is only one member who has defeated me in the championship game… Dominic “YFSI” Ponte. Team MVPio will be back greater than ever to atone for our previous defeats. Q: Who do you predict will be the top 3 fantasy picks next year in the draft A: McCaffrey, Ekeler, Saquon Q: As a former Walgreens superstar employee what was the most important thing you learned there? A: As a former Walgreens superstar employee, my talents were distributed throughout the establishment in numerous ways. On top of delivering toptier customer service, I spent time studying fantasy football magazines leading to deep playoff pushes year after year. In conclusion, Walgreens has and always will be better than CVS.
Reg Season playoffs vs Kyle Vs Anthony Vs johnny Vs Wiggy Vs Justin Vs Cody vs Dom Vs Jared Vs Brett Vs Brendan Vs Donnie 5-7 1-6 6-3 5-3 3-6 3-5 8-4 2-5 1-4 2-2 4-0 0-1 1-0 1-0 0-1 1-1 0-1 Points over/under expected +33.1 In-Depth Statistics MVPio Average Point Differential +7.97
8 Najee germany All-time: 47-61 Owner: KyleW Record: 8-6 Position Ranks Quarterback 6th Running Backs 9th TE/Def/K 8th Wide Receivers 5th QB: Tom Brady RB1: Miles Sanders RB2: Najee Harris WR1: Tyreek Hill WR2: Garrett Wilson TE: Evan Engram Flex: J.K. Dobbins DST: Tampa Bay Bucs K: Evan McPherson BE: Tua Tagovailoa BE: Russell Wilson BE: Damien Harris BE: Kareem Hunt BE: Michael Gallup BE: Deebo Samuel Q&A Roster Q: As someone who swore off trading for the rest of his life, do you think that is attainable? Or do you think next year you will be back to wheelin and dealin? A: I think I’ll be back wheeling and DEALING especially if I’m offered a trade r*pe Q: Your draft picks this year were ELITE, unfortunately, some of your midseason decisions were not, but can we expect to see such a great draft from you next year or was it more of a luck of the draw? A: You can expect me hoisting that trophy Q: As a Liquor Connoisseur give me you go to shot, beer, and mixed beverage A: Shot: American honey sting, Beer: Fiddlehead, Mixed Bev: Jack and Coke
Reg Season playoffs vs Kyle Vs Anthony Vs johnny Vs Jared Vs Justin Vs Cody vs Dom Vs Michael Vs Brett Vs Brendan Vs Donnie 4-5 4-6 4-5 5-4 9-5 7-7 3-5 3-5 2-3 1-3 3-1 1-0 1-0 1-1 1-0 0-2 Points over/under expected -2.35 In-Depth Statistics Najee Germany Average Point Differential -8.49
9 Cody All-time: 54-54 Owner: Cody Record: 6-8 Position Ranks Quarterback 9th Running Backs 8th TE/Def/K 11th Wide Receivers 2nd QB: Daniel Jones RB1: Saquon Barkley RB2: Travis Etienne WR1: Terry McLaurin WR2: Justin Jefferson TE: Dalton Schultz Flex: Michael Carter DST: Seattle Seahawks K: Jason Sanders BE: Taylor Heinicke BE: Alexander Mattison BE: James Robinson BE: Marquise Brown BE: Mike Williams BE: Dawson Knox Q&A Roster Q: "Smarter than ever" Cody looks like he reverted back to his old form this year. Do you think we will see a return next year or will this regression continue? A: I can’t completely excuse my performance last year as bad luck, I admit I made some bad decisions. With that being said, I don’t think we will just see a return, I think I will be finishing on top next season. Q: Who do you think will win next year? A: I think I will win next year. Last year I slacked off during the offseason and it is apparent when you look at the results from last season. This offseason I’m going to be training a lot more to make sure this year is my year. Q: What do you think you bring to the table as the youngest member of this league of extraordinary gents? A: I don’t think that being the youngest member sets me apart from the rest of the league. I guess it causes me to get overlooked which I don’t mind because I like being the underdog
Reg Season playoffs vs Kyle Vs Anthony Vs johnny Vs Wiggy Vs Justin Vs Jared vs Dom Vs Michael Vs Brett Vs Brendan Vs Donnie 7-1 2-7 4-9 7-7 6-5 3-6 5-4 5-3 3-2 1-3 3-1 2-0 2-0 0-1 0-1 Points over/under expected -26.6 In-Depth Statistics Cody Average Point Differential -9.9
10 Tanktitti3city All-time:17-37 Owner: Donnie Record: 3-11 Position Ranks Quarterback 12th Running Backs 11th TE/Def/K 7th Wide Receivers 7th QB: Tyler Huntley RB1: Raheem Mostert RB2: Jeff Wilson WR1: DeAndre Hopkins WR2: CeeDee Lamb TE: George Kittle Flex: Christian Kirk DST: San Francisco 49ers K: Matt Gay BE: Miles Gaskin BE: Devin Duvernay BE: Mecole Hardman BE: D.J. Moore BE: Curtis Samuel BE: Lamar Jackson Q&A Roster Q: It is no secret that you have been the face of poverty since you joined the league, do you think that next year is the turning point for a successful future? A: Being the poverty franchise of the league, has made me realize we have to build from the ground up. There’s a chip on our shoulder and we’re coming for vengeance, especially after getting screwed over by some owners in trades last year. However, I can’t put the blame on them as I made the decisions. I had a great draft and one of the best rosters to start the year and didn’t have enough confidence in myself to keep it. This year, we stick to what we know and what is best for us and don’t get screwed over. Again, we’re out for vengeance and coming for blood. Playoffs or bust baby! Q: Who do you think will come in last next year? A: There’s been a few teams at the top of the league for the years I’ve been a part of this. I’m not even gonna mention who, but we all know Justin took a big turn for the worse last year. As long as he doesn’t get bailed out by a top 3 draft pick there’s no way he even comes close to any team in this league. Q: What is the most amount of brews you have crushed in a single day? A: 21 brewskis (Rookie numbers tbh.) Was a Luke Bryan concert at Jones beach theatre on Long Island. I got a last-minute ticket from my sister. My cousin’s boyfriend worked for the local FD so we took a mini bus they have (haha.) We got there at 10 am for a 7 pm show and started drinking right away. Bagels, beer, cornhole, 3-man. The vibes were immaculate. 3-4 of these beers were shotgunned Bud lights. The rest were Coronas both inside the theatre and out. Got home super drunk & showed up to work for my uncle the next morning at 7-8 am. The first job of the day was 100 tables and chairs, FML!
Reg Season playoffs vs Kyle Vs Anthony Vs johnny Vs Wiggy Vs Justin Vs Cody vs Dom Vs Michael Vs Brett Vs Brendan Vs Jared 0-4 3-5 1-3 1-3 2-2 1-3 2-4 0-4 0-4 2-2 5-3 0-1 Points over/under expected -101.46 In-Depth Statistics TankTitti3City Average Point Differential -20.62
11 first to worst All-time: 31-23 Owner: Brendan Record: 6-8 Position Ranks Quarterback 11th Running Backs 7th TE/Def/K 10th Wide Receivers 6th QB: Dak Prescott RB1: Dalvin Cook RB2: Devin Singletary WR1: Brandin Cooks WR2: A.J. Brown TE: Gerald Everett Flex: Jamaal Williams DST: Denver Broncos K: Younghoe Koo BE: Kirk Cousins BE: Antonio Gibson BE: Tony Pollard BE: Terrace Marshall BE: Greg Dulcich BE: Mike Badgley Q&A Roster Q: Many have speculated that you took an "off year" this season, considering the lack of trades and waiver pickups. Was this true? Or did you have the talent and wanted to just ride it out? A: It has been over 100 days since I lost my final game of the season. Since that dark and strenuous Sunday afternoon, I have woken up with a few small tears running down my cold dead cheeks. I bought a house to give that trophy what it deserved, a nice place to stay and a large space that he/they/them could feel comfortable in. I spent 32.5 hours of my work week researching players' stats and trying to build a solid roster to be competitive. All those hours, being fired for "not working”, and the wasted money on a home to "ride it out" is the wildest conspiracy theory since Obama actually having a birth certificate. Q: Apart from this year, you have had tremendous success in such a short tenure. Do you think of yourself as a "fantasy goat" of this league? A: By no means am I a fantasy goat. I did a little research, and goat meat is the most consumed meat per capita worldwide. I am nowhere close to having someone eat my meat on a regular basis, never mind worldwide. An Asian blowjob could be fun, however. Q: As a beer mile maestro give me your dream beer mile location and your drink of choice. A: As a so-called beer mile Maestro, the dream beer mile location would be Lancaster, PA. I would love to see Anthony come and participate without the ability to give any excuses for why he cannot run a mile without slowly dying on a track. According to the rumors this season, he is apt at loosening his jaw and opening wide for some liquid to drop down his gullet. He may shock us with his ability to finish, however. Unlike some other "athletic" owners in our league (cough cough Kyle). If Anthony can finish, he will be forever superior to said owner. The beer of choice has to be a Canadian Molson.
Reg Season playoffs vs Kyle Vs Anthony Vs johnny Vs Wiggy Vs Justin Vs Cody vs Dom Vs Michael Vs Brett Vs Jared Vs Donnie 3-1 3-3 0-4 3-1 5-3 3-1 3-1 2-2 1-3 6-2 2-2 2-0 1-0 2-0 1-0 0-1 1-0 Points over/under expected -84.06 In-Depth Statistics first to Worst Average Point Differential -7.89
12 Bitch give me a massage All-time: 46-62 Owner: Justin Record: 7-7 Position Ranks Quarterback 8th Running Backs 5th TE/Def/K 4th Wide Receivers 11th QB: Trevor Lawrence RB1: Ezekiel Elliott RB2: Derrick Henry WR1: DK Metcalf WR2: Michael Pittman TE: Tyler Conklin Flex: Rhamondre Stevenson DST: Baltimore Ravens K: Jason Myers BE: Kyler Murray BE: Isiah Pacheco BE: Dontrell Hilliard BE: Odell Beckham BE: Darius Slayton BE: Foster Moreau Q&A Roster Q: I guess we should get right into what everyone wants to know. Take me through your epic collapse and how you felt the following days. Must've been heartbreaking. A: Going into that Monday night football down only a couple of points! With my quarterback and running back ready to play I thought it was an easy lock for a playoff berth. But on the third play of the game that sorry ass pussy of a midget Kyler tore his pussy. At this point in time, I thought there was no way. But once the Patriots got the ball Rhamondre sprained his ankle immediately. I couldn’t believe what I was watching. There was so much pain! Pain everywhere but I still had hope of making the playoffs. But as the game went on and the Pats defense scores a touchdown, I couldn’t believe what was happening. My chances kept dwindling until there were no chances left. I couldn’t believe what I had witnessed and had lost all hope in my fantasy abilities. Next year is going to be a statement year for me and my team! Q: As a newly proclaimed Kyler Murray Hater how far would he have to fall in the draft for you to consider taking him? A: NO MATTER WHAT! IF KYLER MURRAYS BITCH ASS IS AVAILABLE IN ANY ROUND OF THE DRAFT! EVEN IN THE FINAL ROUND HE WILL NEVER BE A PART OF MY TEAM! Q: What is your favorite flavor of crayon? A: Blue but sometimes red!
Reg Season playoffs vs Kyle Vs Anthony Vs johnny Vs Wiggy Vs Jared Vs Cody vs Dom Vs Michael Vs Brett Vs Brendan Vs Donnie 3-5 2-7 6-3 5-9 2-5 5-6 5-4 6-3 2-3 3-5 2-2 0-1 0-2 Points over/under expected +18.82 In-Depth Statistics Bitch Give Me a Massage Average Point Differential -2.08
Mvpio wr Jjettas wr Davante Adams te rb Josh Jacobs def rb Yfsi Austin Ekeler 1st team all pro qb k Patty Mahomes Mixon it up Travis Kelce NFL youngboy Patriots Brett Maher Mixon it up Mvpio Cody Mixon it up
Comeback szn wr wr Tyreek hill Stefon diggs te rb CMC def rb BGMAM King Henry 2nd team all pro qb k Josh Allen watsonder my towel Taysom Hill Mvpio cowboys Dan Carlson NFL YoungBoy Bidens America Comeback szn Najee germany
Longest Wining Streak Cody Currie '21 - 11 Hall of Fame/Shame Most Wins in a Season Most Points in a Seasom Highest Scoring Week Aaron Lambert '16 - 12 Donnie Kochanski '19 - 173.56 Anthony Santilli '15 - 1788.60 *stats only recorded after 2015 merger Least Wins in a Season Jared Bouten '19 - 2 Justin Skellett '20 - 2 Longest Losing Streak Justin Skellett '20 - 9 Lowest Scoring Week Kyle Prouty '19 - 34.56 *Justin Skellett '16 - 12.00 Least Points in a Season Justin Skellett '16 - 919.14 *Justin colluded by dropping everyone but his kicker.
Awards 2022 GM of the Year Waiver Add of the Year 2022 Draft Steal Worst GM Justin Fields (comeback szn) Jamaal Williams R10 (Najee Germany) Jared Bouten (Mixon It Up) Donald Kochanski (TankTitti3City)
5.125 5.571 5.875 5.875 6.125 6.857 6.875 6.875 Donnie 10.25 5.8 Average Seedings Anthony 4.75 Brendan 5.5 4.25 Jared 4.857 Johnny 6 Kyle 6.125 Cody 6.625 Michael 7 Wiggy Justin 7.645 9.125 Dom 7.75 6.375 9.25 Brett 4.4 Regular Season Final
Playoff Stats Playoff Percentage Most Playoff Points Anthony .875 Brett .800 Johnny .750 Brendan .750 Jared .714 Michael .571 Cody .500 Kyle .500 Wiggy .375 Dom .375 Justin .375 Donnie .250 Jared: 1025.70 Anthony: 979.62 Wiggy: 881.56 Brendan: 841.50 1. 2. 3. 4. 9. Brett: 554.18 10. Dom: 553.70 11. Justin: 212.12 12. Donnie: 91.98 5. Cody: 770.92 6. Pio: 701.52 7. Johnny: 663.94 8. Kyle: 657.46
Rule Changes Remove one playoff spot: 7 Teams make it giving the 1 seed a first-round bye. Lucky #7: Top 6 seeds go by record and the 7th seed goes to the team with the most points out of the remaining teams. Switch to Sleeper Fantasy app: Time to leave NFL app behind? Passed FAAB Trades: Allow Waiver bucks to be included in trades. Passed Top 3 Immunity: 2nd and 3rd place don't pay for the winner's jersey. Remove TE: Replace the Tight End position with another flex spot. Lockdown D: Reward defense points for tackles for loss. Passed WR3: Add another wide receiver spot. Left Bench: Remove a bench spot leaving 5 remaining spots. Commissioner Overrule: Safeties will now be worth 4 points. 2 points for the turnover and the other 2 for scoring
Dear fellow fantasy football enthusiasts, I want to take a moment to express my sincere gratitude to all of you for participating in this year's fantasy football league. Your dedication, passion, and commitment have made this season an exciting and unforgettable experience. First and foremost, I would like to extend my gratitude to all the team managers who participated in the league. Your enthusiasm and competitive spirit brought excitement and energy to each game. It was incredible to see the passion and devotion you brought to your team every week, and I am grateful for the opportunity to compete alongside you. Additionally, I want to thank everyone who took the time to share their thoughts, insights, and ideas in the league chat. Your contributions and interactions made the league more engaging and fun, and I appreciate the sense of community we created throughout the season. Finally, I want to let you know that I did not write this, an AI did lol. In all seriousness, this was one of the best fantasy seasons that I can remember. From blockbuster draft pick trades to epic choke jobs. From ultimate poverty to our second 2-time champ. I'm looking forward to what the future holds, anyways see yall next year. Much Love! JC
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