Bills Golf Trip – 2K24 Dacotah Ridge Golf – Redwood, MN Weekend Format & Attending Bills: • Ryan • Bodes • Jake W. • Weeber • Jake O • Cormick • Toast • Kruize • Buddy • Brendo • Drew • Gill • Will Smith • Ryan Hess • Noonan • Bryson Friday, Morning – Ryder Cup • (Texas / Best Ball / Best Shot) – TEAMS SELECTS ORDER. • Each match win is worth 1 point. • The combined team score is worth 1 point. Friday, Morning – 2 Man Best Shot • Each match win is worth 1 point. • The combined team score is worth 1 point. Saturday, Morning – Texas Best Shot • Each match win is worth 1 point. • The combined team score is worth 1 point. Saturday, Afternoon – 4 Man Best Shot • First place is worth 3 points. • Second place is worth 2 points. • Mike Weeber Event – Hawaiian Shirts, Visors, and Yellow Balls.
Note from your Commissioner – Ryan Weber
- Alec Koster @TOAST! Interviewing other players about Toast, and they had this to say: “Soft, overrated, pretty boy, a bitch” If you’re playing against Toast get ready to hit your approach shot first, man goes to Orange Theory Fitness every morning at 4 AM. He’s a lean machine. in a recent post Toast shared he made the leaderboard at OTF for being gay. Pretty cool Toast! Player Notes Bill - Tangibles Height Shorter than me Weight Lean Handicap 6.0 (GHIN) X-Factor Liquor Smash PGA Comp Rory McIlroy Swing Type Big Swinger Draft Proj. Captain Captain
- Jake Weber Player Notes I’ve been watching all the Bills very closely this season. Always watching and always rooting. PLEASE DO NOT take anything in this personal…I’m a big dumb idiot and am doing this for fun. Lot of guys that should have had higher rankings. I need to see it on golf trips, they’re a different animal and I think we’ll see some breakout stars on this year’s trip. . Bill-Tangibles Height 6"6 (on roster) Weight Dad Handicap 9.8 (GHIN) X-Factor Popeye's Greens PGA Comp Matt Kucher Swing Type Mostly Good Draft Proj. Captain Captain
- Ryan Weber Player Notes Our fearless leader, a recent college graduate, engaged dude, and my very favorite little baby brother. Ryan has put out the blueprint on how to go from sucking ass to kicking ass on the golf course. In just 3 short years Ryan has become a premier player in our group. Catch him at the 3-card poker table, not giving me any of his chips because he’s PROUD! Bill – Tangibles Height Little Brother Weight Little Brother Handicap 19.8 (GHIN) X-Factor Shoulder Pop PGA Comp Rickie Fowler Swing Type All Tempo Draft Proj. 2nd / 3rd Round Pick 3
- Buddy Franson Toast – Your captain. Player Notes When you’ve been dating someone for so long, your personalities just kinda mesh. Sadly, not for Buddy – His wife Kate is smart and funny, and Buddy is a ginger. Don’t underestimate this ex cross country stud. His golf game matches the drapes. Straight fire homie. Bill - Tangibles Power Drive Power Approach Irons Wedges Putt Chip Grit Drip Vibe Party Pick 11 Height Not real tall Weight Cross Country Guy Handicap 16.6 (GHIN) X-Factor Gaslight PGA Comp Zalatorus Swing Type Sweet Ginger
- Ryan Hess Toast – Your captain. PLAYER NOTES Hess is on the Ryan Weber path of golf success – Carding some incredibly dope scores. Just got to trust the process Hess. I once made fun of Hess for taking forever lining up a 4-foot putt and he said, “Sorry Bill, I don’t see that well.” Well, I see good, and I see a bright golf future for this charming man. Player Notes Bill - Tangibles Height Late Bloomer Weight Sturdy Handicap 12.2 (GHIN) X-Factor One Eye Blind PGA Comp Pat Perez Swing Type Getting There Draft Proj. 4th Round Pick 10
- Brendo Sinnott Player Notes Bill – Tangibles You say Brendo, I say Brendo. BRENDOOOOOOO!! A newcomer to the Bills Golf Trip, Brendo brings a lot to offer in vibes, loose cigarettes, and jams. Give this man the AUX and lend him your ear, because things are going to get weird for the team that lands this gritty man. Height Sneaky Size Weight Ripped Handicap 12.6 (Meadows 9H) X-Factor Party Jams PGA Comp Joel Dahmen Swing Type Potential Draft Proj. 5th Round Pick 14
- Jake Noonan Player Notes Bill – Tangibles This bill can flat out play some golf – Swinging like he’s in the crease open for a slappy. Top cabinet where mamma hides the peanut buttie. An absolute stallion from 130 yards and in. Noonan gallops all over greens and will be a lead player for whichever team lands this party animal. Height Taller in skates Weight Compact Handicap 13 (GHIN) X-Factor Scotty Fire Burner PGA Comp John Daly Swing Type Hockey Draft Proj. 2nd Round Pick 4
- Height Hair helps Weight Healthy Handicap None X-Factor Unreal Drip PGA Comp Hovland Swing Type Joystick Will Smith Player Notes Bill - Tangibles Now this is one cool cat. The holein-one man himself returns for another Bills Golf Trip, all the way from the Windy City. One thing about Will is that he will be getting a couple fits off this trip. His sharp dressing compliments his sharp golf game beautiful. He’s my sleeper pick for the weekend. Power Drive Power Approach Irons Wedges Putt Chip Grit Drip Vibe Party Pick 5 Height Hair helps Weight Healthy Handicap None X-Factor Unreal Drip PGA Comp Hovland Swing Type Joystick
= - Alex Bodermann Player Notes Bill – Tangibles Some say Bodes is too optimistic, but I fucks with the vision. This man could go three straight double bogeys and convince himself it’s now time to fucking go. I love that about him. Firing off a career best 78 earlier this year, Bodes is lightning in a bottle and his flame is giving daddy vibes right now. Height Average Height Weight Low Key Strong Handicap 19.8 (GHIN) X-Factor Optimism PGA Comp Fleetwood Swing Type Load Up Rocket Draft Proj. 3rd Round Pick 6
- Peter Kruize Player Notes Bill - Tangibles Peter Kenneth Kruze in his Bills Golf Trip debut! Kruize is the best man and has a sweet game. Don’t ask him to teach you anything though, he is no longer a teacher, he is in sales and those guys don’t know shit! Fun Fact – Peter was born in St. Peter! Chicks love that. Height Tallest Bill Weight Solid Handicap None X-Factor Pump Fake PGA Comp Tony Finau Swing Type Smooth Stuff Draft Proj. 4th Round Pick 7
- Mitch Bryson Player Notes Bill – Tangibles Why do they call you the weapon? (One may ask) Well fucking don’t. Just watch and see for your own eyes how such a profound and elegant man can earn that nickname. The Weapon makes his Bills Golf Trip debut and he’s bringing the CULTURE. Height Imposing Weight Useful Handicap 11.4 (Meadows 9H) X-Factor An Actual Weapon PGA Comp Shane Lowry Swing Type Sammy Sosa Draft Proj. 5th Round Pick 13
- Josh Weeber Player Notes Bill-Tangibles Weebs is an elite player with an elite golf mindset. See ball, hit ball. If you see Weebs take a practice swing, make a wish but don’t get it twisted. Playing against Weebs will never be your lucky day. He's got that extra gear and oooooo baby does that engine get purring on golf trips. Height Tall Bill Weight Husky Handicap 5.4 (Meadows 9H) X-Factor 6 Iron (240 yards+) PGA Comp Jon Rahm Swing Type Feel Bad for Ball Draft Proj. 1st Round Pick 1
- Josh Gill Player Notes w Bill-Tangibles Gill is the ultimate Bill – Salt of the earth dude with an infectious smile, and a true American that won’t go down without a fight. 5 ft. putt with my life on the line….I guarantee you Gill won’t miss it short. He’s too golf smart. Real dimple head. Known by some as the “Mayor of Circle City” and it’s an election year bitches. Height Tall Bill Weight Swimmer Handicap 5.4 (Meadows 9H) X-Factor Clean Balls PGA Comp Cantlay Swing Type Broken Record Draft Proj. 3rd Round Pick 8
- Drew Wagner Player Notes Bill-Tangibles You’re on the 8th green and hear a rawr from the distance? What happened? Drew just hit a bomb off the tee and now has 130 yards to the green. Easy 60-degree wedge shot. Everyone’s favorite liberal – If Drew was on Price is Right, he could guess everything is free. An absolute party and late round steal for his team. Height QB1 Height Weight Healthy Eater Handicap Doesn't Matter X-Factor Boogie Worm PGA Comp Fleetwood Swing Type Box of Chocolates Draft Proj. 4th Round Pick 12
- Jake O Player Notes Bill-Tangibles This man knows numbers – But get him too twisted and he couldn’t count to three if you gave him the first two numbers. By far the biggest raiser on my draft board, Jake O continues to put out hit after hit on the golf course. He’s going to be a CFO some-day, a C suite executive with a V sweet golf game. Height Pretty tall Bill Weight Pretty strong Bill Handicap 9.1 (GHIN) X-Factor Zyrtec PGA Comp Scottie Scheffler Swing Type Loading Draft Proj. 1st Round Pick 2
- Cormick Siegert Player Notes Bill – Tangibles Give that man his fucking flowers! Cormac returns after his Top Bill winning performance at House on the Rock in 2023. This tatted up Irish lad is a true delight to play with! As far as playing against? You might find yourself saying, “Irish I wasn’t.” Champ!! Height Irish Weight Irish Handicap 7.5 (Meadows 9H) X-Factor High Noons PGA Comp Cam Smith Swing Type Springy Draft Proj. 3rd Round Pick 9
VS A – Weebs A – Weber B – Noonz B – Will C – Gill C – Cormick D – Bryson D – Drew A – Toast A – Jake O B – Ryan B – Kruize C – Bodes C – Hess D – Buddy D – Brendo