DYNASTY BILLS SZN 2020 PREVIEW

2020 SZN PREVIEW

BILL WEBZ – COMMISSIONER
RYAN HESS – ASST. TO THE COMMISIONER

BIG TIME TRADES

The Archives: All Time League Record

Most Points (Season)
Drewdus – 2,233 (2018)

Lowest Points (Season)
Mayfield Of Dreams – 1,681 (2018)

Most Points (Game)
Drewdus – 195.22 (2018 Week 11)

Lowest Points (Game)
Team kHO – 66.54 (2018 Week 14)

Most Wins (Season)
Moist Palm & Bear Down – 10 (2018)

The 2018 Bill Awards

GM of the Year – MOIST PALM

League MVP – Patrick Maholmes
(MOSIT PALM)

Offensive Player of the Year – Davante Adams
(MOSIT PALM)

Rookie of the Year – Saquon Barkley
(DREWDUS)

Draft Steal of the Year – James Conner
(RAN OFF ON THE PLUG GUICE)

Waiver Wire Pick up of the Year – Phillip Lindsey
(DREWDUS)

Trade Acquisition of the Year – Tyreek Hill
(PYGMY SHREW)

DRAFT GRADE: B + 0 2019 OVERVIEW

STRENGTH: WR/QB RAN OFF ON DA PLUG GUICE ENTERS THE 2019
WEAKNESS: TE SEASON AFTER A DEVASTATING LOSS IN THE SEMI-
IMPACT PLAYER: MARLON MACK FINALS. OWNER BILL WEBZ LEADS THE LEAGUE IN
TRADING AND HIS TEAM ROLLING INTO 2019
LOOKS MUCH DIFFERENT. TRADING JAMES
CONNER AND STOCK PILING 7 TOTAL 1st/2nd
ROUND PICKSA TOTAL OF 7 FIRST AND SECOND
ROUND PICKS IN 2020.

MAJOR ASSETS

2020 1st Round (Ran Off on The Plug)
2020 1st Round (Simpson)
2020 1st Round (Mayfield of Dreams)
2020 1st Round (All I Do Is Quinn)
2020 2nd Round (Ran Off on The Plug)
2020 2nd Round (It Bodes Well)
2020 2nd Round (Pygmy Shrew)

2021 1st Round (Ran off on The Plug)
2021 2nd Round (Ran off on The Plug)

THE INDIANAPOLIS COLTS MADE IT APPARENT THIS OFF SEASON THAT RECORD: 8-5 (.624)
M. MACK IS THEIR GUY AND WILL BE A BELL COW BACK. IF MACK CAN PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 1 (2018)
STAY AWAY FROM INJURY THE HIGH POWER OFFENSE CAN DRIVE PLAYOFF RECORD: 1-1 (.500)
MACK TO FINISH A TOP 5 RB. BEST PLACE: 3RD (2018)

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DRAFT GRADE: B ALL I DO IS QUINN DID NOT DO A WHOLE LOT OF
STRENGHS: WR QUINNING LAST YEAR. ONLY WINNING 6 GAMES
WEAKNESS: TE AND MISSING THE PLAYOFFS.
IMPACT PLAYER: MIKE WILLIAMS THEY SAY GO GET YOUR GUY? OWNER JAKE O CAN
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THAT. DAVID MONTGOMERY
HAS BEEN TEARING UP PRE-SEAON AND LOOKS
SPECIAL. LOOK FOR ALL I DO IS QUINN TO MAKE A
PLAY OFF PUSH THIS SEASON.

MAJOR ASSETS

2020 2nd Round (All I Do is Quinn)
2021 1st Round (All I Do is Quinn)
2021 2nd Round (All I Do is Quinn)

RECORD: 6-7 (.624)
APPEARANCES: 0
PLAYOFF RECORD:
BEST PLACE: 8th (2018)

MIKE WILLIAMS WILL LOOK FOR A BIGGER ROLE IN LA WITH THE
DEPARTURE OF TYRELL WILLIAMS. AFTER SOME FLASHES THE PAST
TWO SEASONS – WE ARE ALL CURIOUS IF WILLIAMS CAN PROGRESS
TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

2019 OVERVIEW

BEAR DOWN. TEAM DOWN. OWNER RYAN HESS
DECIDED THERE WAS NO PLACE FOR WR T. HILL ON
HIS TEAM AFTER ALLEGED CHILD ABUSE. TRADING
THE SUPERSTAR THIS OFF SEASON. A NOBALE
MOVE THAT MAY HURT IN THE LONG RUN. BEAR
DOWN IS INJURED LIKE AJ GREEN. LIMPING INTO
THE 2019-20 SEASON.

DRAFT GRADE: B - MAJOR ASSETS

STRENGHS: RB 2020 1st Round (Bear Down)
WEAKNESS: WR 2020 1st Round (Moist Palm)
IMPACT PLAYER: DAMIEN WILLILAMS 2020 2nd Round (Bear Down)

2021 1st Round (Bear Down)
2021 2nd Round (Bear Down)

RECORD: 10-3 (.624)
PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 1 (2018
PLAYOFF RECORD: 1-1 (.500)
BEST PLACE: 2nd (2018)

AFTER K. HUNT KICKED HIS WAY OUT OF KC. THE CHIEFS NEEDED
A NEW RB AND D. WILLIAMS STEPPED UP TO THE PLATE. IF
WILLIAMS CAN RETAIN THE STARTING POSITION…THE KC RB
POSITION HAS A HISTORY OF RELEVANCE.

DRAFT GRADE: A- 2019 OVERVIEW

STRENGHS: RB/WR/QB CHAMP! CHAMP! CHAMP! MOIST PALM WINS
WEAKNESS: TE 1st INAGURAL DYNASTY BILLS
IMPACT PLAYER: TYLER BOYD CHAMPIONSHIP. TYLER BOYD GETS PAID AND
SO DID OWNER MATT PULLEN. MOIST PALM
GEARS UP FOR THE 2019-20 SEASON SEEKING
A REPEAT. DREW REALLY DIDN’T DRAFT QB P.
MAHOLMES HUH?

MAJOR ASSETS

2020 2nd Round (Moist Palm)

2021 1st Round (Moist Palm)
2021 2nd Round (Most Palm)

2018 | MVP – Davante Adams

RECORD: 10-3 (.624)
PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 1 (2018)
PLAYOFF RECORD: 2-0 (1.000)
BEST PLACE: 1st (2018)

TYLER BOYD GOT PAID THIS OFF-SEASON AND WILL LOOK FOR A
LARGER ROLE IN THE BENGALS OFFENSE. AJ GREEN CAN’T STAY ON THE
FIELD AND BOYD COULD SEE A LARGE PRODUCTION INCREASE THIS
SEASON.

- 2019 OVERVIEW

DRAFT GRADE: C+ TALK ABOUT GRIT. TEAM BODES WELL SLOW
STRENGHS: WR START DIDN’T PREVENT THE 1st YEAR TEAM TO
WEAKNESS: TE MAKE THE PLAYOFFS. IF IT WASN’T FOR RAN
IMPACT PLAYER: DERRICK HENRY OFF ON DA PLUG GUICE’S BOUNCING BODES
SORRY ASS HOMES IN THE 1st ROUND. WE
WOULD HAVE HAD A DIFFERENT CHAMP. D
JOHNSON IS HERE AND BODES WELL IS HERE
TO BALL

MAJOR ASSETS

2020 1st Round (Bodes Well)

2021 1st Round (Bodes Well)
2021 2nd Round (Bodes Well)

RECORD: 7-6 (.624)
PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 1 (2018)
PLAYOFF RECORD: 0-1 (.000)
BEST PLACE: 6th (2018)

NO A WHOLE LOT OF EXPLANATION NEEDED HERE. DERRICK HENRY HAS
SHOWN OUT TOWARDS THE END OF THE SEASON THE PAST COUPLE
YEARS. IF HENRY CAN FIND HIS STRIDE EARLY IN THE YEAR HIS CEILING IS
TOP 10 RB FINISH THIS YEAR.

a 2019 OVERVIEW

DRAFT GRADE: C PATIENCE IS KEY AS TEAM SIMPSON BOUNCES
STRENGHS: WR BACK FROM AN INJURY CRIPPLING 1st YEAR IN
WEAKNESS: TE THE DYNASTY BILLS LEAGUE. FINALLY
IMPACT PLAYER: DEVONTA FREEMAN HEALTHY/PRESENT ON A TEAM OWNER ALEX
SIMPSON NEEDS TO TURN THINGS AROUND.
ANYONE SEE J. JACOBS IN HARDKNOCKS? ME
NEITHER.

MAJOR ASSETS

2020 2nd Round (Simpson)
2021 1st Round (Simpson)
2021 2nd Round (Simpson)

ALL-TIME RECORD: 4-9 (.624)
PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 0 (2018)
PLAYOFF RECORD:
BEST PLACE: 11th (2018)

WITH COLEMAN GONE. IF D. FREEMAN CAN STAY
HEALTHY………..YEAH HE’S NOT GONNA STAY HEALTHY. TOO BAD,
AFTER A STRONG START TO HIS CARRIER, D. FREEMAN WILL NEED A
MIRACLE TO PLAY IN ALL 16 GAMES.

DRAFT GRADE: C+ 2019 OVERVIEW

STRENGHS: WR YA JUST HATE TO SEE IT. A. LUCK RETIRES 
WEAKNESS: TE WILL H DUB KEEP A ROSTER SPOT OPEN FOR
IMPACT PLAYER: SONY MICHAEL THE BELOVED CAVEMAN? YOU GOT TO
QUESTION WHAT OWNER TILL BOB KNEW
ABOUT THE SITCH…..DRAFTING ROOKIE K.
MURRAY IN THE 2ND ROUND IN A MONEY

MMOAVJEO. HRARADSTSOETTESLL WHAT THE

2020 1st Round (H Dub)
2020 2nd Round (H Dub)

2021 1st Round (H Dub)
2021 2nd Round (H Dub)

RECORD: 5-8 (.624)
PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 0
PLAYOFF RECORD:
BEST PLACE: 10th (2018)

PLAYOFF KILLER SONY MICHAEL ENTERS THE 2019 SEASON LOOKING TO
CONTINUE HIS IMPRESSIVE PLAYOFF RUN. WHAT IS WITH THE BACKFIELD
IN NE? WHOSE THE MANS?

- 2019 OVERVIEW
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THE HUNGRIEST ANIMAL IN ALL THE LAND. THE
DRAFT GRADE: B- PGYMY SHREW GOBBLED UP STAR WR T. HILL
STRENGHS: WR AND CONTINUOUSLY PUMMELED LEAGUE
WEAKNESS: TE RIVAL DREWDUS. SKY IS THE LIMIT FOR THE
IMPACT PLAYER: TYREEK HILL SHREW AFTER A DISSAPONTING 2018 SEASON.

MAJOR ASSETS

2020 1st Round (Pygmy)
2021 1st Round (Pygmy)

RECORD: 5-8 (.624)
PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 0
PLAYOFF RECORD:
BEST PLACE: 9th (2018)

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN MOTHERFUCKING GUILTY. THE MOST
ELECTRIC WR IN FOOTBALL IS BACK AND WON’T SEE ANY MISSED TIME.
POISED TO REPEAT AS WR1.

DRAFT GRADE: B + 2019 OVERVIEW

STRENGHS: WR STRONG STRONG 1st YEAR FOR TEAM
WEAKNESS: TE DREWDUS. OWNER DREW WAGS TOOK A FLIER
IMPACT PLAYER: MARQUEZ VALDES-SCANTLING ON ROOKIE RB S. BARKLEY. THAT BOY GOOD!
EXCITEMENT FROM THE BALL CLUB AFTER
SCORING THE MOST POINTS IN THE LEAGUE
LAST SEASON. ONLY LEAGUE RIVAL PYGMY
SHREW STANDS IN THE WAY BETWEEN A 1st
ROUND BYE IN THE 2019-20 SEASON.

MAJOR ASSETS

2020 1st Round (Drewdus)
2020 2nd Round (Drewdus)

2021 1st Round (Drewdus)
2021 2nd Round (Drewdus)

RECORD: 10-3 (.624)
PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 1 (2018)
PLAYOFF RECORD: 1-1 (.500)
BEST PLACE: 4th (2018)

WHOSE THE WR2 IN GREEN BAY? WORD AROUND DOWN IS THAT ITS
MVS. WHEN YOU GOT THE BAD MAN SLINGING THAT BITCH AROUND
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. LOOK FOR MVS TO FINISH AS A TOP 20 WR

DRAFT GRADE: F 2019 OVERVIEW

STRENGHS: RB THINGS YOU HATE TO SEE…TEAM MAYFIELD OF
WEAKNESS: WR DREAMS FINISH LAST YEAR. POST SEASON
IMPACT PLAYER: OJ HOWARD ADDITIONS J. CONNER AND C. SAMUEL GIVE
OWNER RHINO WEBER SOME HOPE GOING
INTO NEXT SEASON. ZEKE IS BACK FROM COBO
AND IS EATING PAYCHECKS. MORE WINS THAN
2 IS ALMOST A CERTAINTY.

MAJOR ASSETS

2020 2nd Round (Mayfield)
2021 1st Round (Mayfield)
2021 2nd Round (Mayfield)

RECORD: 4-9 (.624)
PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 0
PLAYOFF RECORD:
BEST PLACE: 12th

BRUCE ARIANS KNOWS A THING OR 2 ABOUT INVOLVING THE TE IN AN
OFFENSE. O. HOWARD WILL HAVE A BREAKOUT YEAR UNDER NEW
HEADCOACH AND OFFENSE SCHEME.

DRAFT GRADE: B- 2019 OVERVIEW

STRENGHS: WR TEAM 4th and 20 DID NOT LIVE UP TO
WEAKNESS: TE EXPECTATIONS IN 2018. WINNING JUST 6
IMPACT PLAYER: CHRISTIAN KIRK GAMES. A STAR STUDDED LINE UP W/ A.
KAMERA AND J. SMITH SCHUSTER. OWNER
TURN NUGGET HAS PLENTY OF TALENT TO BE
A THREAT IN 2019.

MAJOR ASSETS

2020 1st Round (4th and 20)
2020 2nd Round (4th and 20)
2021 1st Round (4th and 20)
2021 2nd Round (4th and 20)

RECORD: 5-8 (.624)
PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 0
PLAYOFF RECORD:
BEST PLACE: 7th

COMBINATION OF K. MURRAY AND NEW AZ HEAD COACH K. KINGSBURY
ARE GOING TO GET THAT OFFENSE GOING. A CROCK POT OF WR WITH
NEW CLEAR STANDOUTS. C. KIRK COULD BE THAT MAN.

DRAFT GRADE: B- 2019 OVERVIEW

STRENGHS: WR TEAM HABER? TEAM K-HO? WHO CARES.
WEAKNESS: TE OWNER KYLE HABER PUT TOGETHER A SOLID
IMPACT PLAYER: ODELL BECKHAM 2018 SEASON BEFORE HIS ENTIRE TEAM
DECIDED TO FIND THE INJURY RESERVE. TEAM
2019 – CONSIDERING THE NUMBERS K-HO WILL LOOK TO BUILD ON LAST SEASON
- Biggest Bummer AND WON’T BE SITTING OUT LIKE STAR RB M.
- Pick of the Year GORDON. YIKES.
- Shot kid move of the year
O. BECKAHM L-OOPKiSckS-OupGoOfOthDeINYeAarBROWNS JERSEY. ALL HYPE AND MAJOR ASSETS
ENOUGH TALENT TO GET THINGS TURNED AROUND. ODELL IS BACK
BABY! AND OUT OF THE NFC EAST WHICH IS GREAT. 2020 1st Round (kHo)
2020 2nd Round (kHo)

2021 1st Round (kHo)
2021 2nd Round (kHo)

RECORD: 8-5 (.624)
PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 1 (2018)
PLAYOFF RECORD: 0-1 (.500)
BEST PLACE: 5th (2018)