“Ara ara, ufufu. So you’ve given up, Rias ♪. Now what are we going to do…” A wide smile emerged on Akeno-san’s face as she let Buchou down from camel-kun’s back. “How about letting her swim with the camel?” “No, it wouldn’t be bad to have a boxing match with the camel either.” “Then, we can have a water fight at the underground swimming pool!” Koneko-chan, Xenovia, and Irina each seemed rather thrilled as they proposed their own suggestions! …Akeno-san is definitely making fun of Buchou today! But, I didn’t stop Akeno-san either—. So like this, the rehab operation entered its final stage. …However, what came next was true hell. Rias Gremory’s camel-riding rehabilitation – attempt three “Since it’s come to this, we’ll just have to use our last resort. Another camel.” Akeno-san sighed again as she said that. “I see, Akeno-san. But, another camel means — isn’t that me!?” I was in shock as I examined my own appearance! What the hell!? How did I suddenly turn into a camel!? The final plan was actually to replace the camel with someone close to her! As a result, the person chosen was — me! “I truly never imagined that the Norse magic I learnt to turn people into camels would come in handy at a time like this.” After completing her magic spell, Rossweisse-san sighed in relief. Indeed, it was actually Rossweisse-san’s Norse magic which turned me into a camel! Although I wanted to ask about why she had to learn such useless magic, the result was rather effective on me!
“Everyone, turning me into a camel is too excessive! Even if it’s for Buchou’s sake, this is going too far!” I cried out loudly as I complained. “But you’re so cute, Ise-kun!” Asia, even if you say that, I can’t stop my tears — but, Buchou trembled while she approached me as a camel. “…If the camel is Ise then, there shouldn’t be a problem…” As Buchou murmured that, she gulped and made up her mind. Buchou’s hand shivered as she gingerly reached over — and then she suddenly jerked her hand! “No! I can’t after all!” Just as I predicted, I got a slap in the face—. Afterwards, Buchou eventually got used to the camel form that I turned into, and we finally finished the magazine photoshoot on the condition that I had to be the only camel used. Well, the magazine request was completed. Although Buchou hadn’t gotten used to camels, and Grayfia-san was a little angry and dissatisfied, she eventually accepted the outcome.
Part 3 “The reason why Rias dislikes camels? Ah, when that girl was still a child, she was bullied by camels which were kept at home. She was surrounded by a group of them and chased around for quite a long time. That’s why she dislikes camels.” Having come to visit the Hyoudou residence, Sona-kaichou sipped on some black tea as she told us the reason. “…That’s not it, it’s because I did the wrong thing when I was little.” Buchou blushed as she puffed out her cheeks. Huh, so that was also a reason. When Buchou was a child, she was rather naughty. …But, this is fine, isn’t it? “No, wait! That’s what you’re talking about when I can’t turn back!?” I objected while still having the appearance of a camel! Of course I’d object! Why do I still have to be a camel!? “That spell takes two to three days to wear off. That’s just how powerful the technique is.” Rossweisse-san cruelly concluded! Why did you learn such powerful, yet impractical magic from the Norse mythology!? “Noo! Even if I am a camel, I want to cuddle with Buchou! Buchou, please give me a reward!” I shouted as I approached Buchou—. “I hate camels!”
All I got was a series of light punches and slaps! This is weird! Why am I always the only one who gets treated unfairly!? “…Perhaps she’s treating you as a representation of camel-kun, senpai. Or maybe camel-kun has become a representation of you, senpai?” Koneko-chan quietly whispered. “Alright, hurry up and change be back!”
Life 3. Noisy Pedal
Part 1 On a certain day in our club room, Asia posed a question to me with a subtle expression on her face. “Ise-san, are you free this weekend?” “I’m not doing anything in particular, so I guess I’m free.” When I gave such a reply, a spark of determination seemed to light up in Asia’s eyes as she said, “I want to practice riding a bicycle!” For a terrible athlete like Asia, it might’ve been the greatest challenge.
Part 2 On the weekend, Asia and I went to a nearby park. Naturally, the reason we came was so that she could learn to ride a bike. The bicycle that she was going to use for practice was one that I had with a front basket. Although I rarely used it, I made sure to prepare it so that there wouldn’t be any problems since Asia was going to ride it. “Mmm, the weather is absolutely perfect for practice today.” “Yes, it’s so brilliant that I wouldn’t even be surprised if Heaven had a helping hand in it!” Beside me, Xenovia and Irina nodded in affirmation. When the two of them learned that I was going to help Asia with cycling practice, they decided to come along. …To be honest though, there was really no need for three people to be here on the sidelines…. “Well, let’s get started, Asia. I’ll support you from behind, so give it a try first.” While I supported the bicycle from behind, Asia gingerly positioned herself on the bicycle’s saddle. “Huwah, please don’t let go! Make sure you say so when you’re about to let go!” Well, it’s not like I was going to suddenly let go anyway. In short, I was going to support her as she rode to the opposite side of the park, and then let go once she had gotten the hand of it. “Kya! Ah! Ah!”
Asia made slight squeals as she depressed the pedals of the bicycle. However, because her control of the handlebar was at a mismatch to the rhythm of her pedalling, her centre of gravity swayed from side to side. …As a result, it was actually quite a physically demanding task to help her ride the bicycle. After all, until she got used to cycling, I had to support the weight of a person on it. After we finally made it across to the other side of the park, I paused to catch my breath and then began to give Asia some advice. At that moment— “It’s almost time—” “Yes, it’s almost time on my side as well…” Both Irina and Xenovia frequently glanced at the clock in the park. …Huh? What were those two doing? I thought that they had come to help out. A sudden beam of light fell from the sky, leaving me with a befuddled expression as I watched on! Hey! What’s going on!? Upon seeing this, Irina clasped her hands together in prayer. “Oh thank you, dear Angel-senpai!” In the spot where the pillar of light landed, something appeared — it was a bicycle! Irina stood in front of the bicycle as she solemnly declared, “Ahem! This is a specially customised bicycle produced by Heaven! Leaving the gears aside for now, the headlights utilise the power of light to ensure a safe riding experience at night! With this, Asia-san can also become a master of the bicycle! Fufu!” Not funny! What on earth did you order from Heaven!? On the other hand, Xenovia gazed up and down at the bicycle with fervent interest. “Mmm. It’s a great bike. The body even seems to have a holy glow encasing it. Can I give it a try before Asia does?” “Of course, please experience Heaven’s technology for yourself! Lord Michael’s protection will surely be bestowed upon the devout Devil believer, Xenovia!”
The term ‘devout Devil believer’ was really odd…. In any case, Xenovia prepared to hop onto the heavenly bicycle. “I wonder how it feels…” The instant that she placed her fingers on the handlebar — there was a fizz……the sound of something being burnt was emitted, and Xenovia’s body also began to radiate smoke! “Ah, my senior says [The bicycle is made with baptised iron and silver, so please be careful as Devils will be hurt when they ride it]!” Irina said as she read out a text message from her mobile phone! Noo! Isn’t that bicycle too dangerous for us!? And then Xenovia — coughed as puffs of smoke escaped her mouth. She revealed a wide smile and said, “Its effectiveness is excellent. I’d feel at ease even if it fell into the hands of wicked Devils…kuh.” Aaaaahh! That idiot rode the bicycle and kept smiling even though it sapped away all of her strength! “Xenovia-san! Please don’t die!” Asia cried as she hurried over to heal her. …I was at a loss on how to respond to Irina and Xenovia…. I buried my face in my hands out of distress. Today’s practice session became much more troublesome than I had imagined. “Sorry, I rode it on a whim.” After being revived by Asia, Xenovia apologised as she lay down on one of the park benches. “You seriously act too bold, Xenovia!” Irina flicked Xenovia’s forehead with her finger and then made a slightly awkward smile.
“Did you two come here to flirt with each other in broad daylight this weekend!?” I complained aloud. I heaved a sigh and then prepared to start practicing with Asia again — but another magic circle then appeared in the park. …Based on the emblem, it didn’t appear to be one that belonged to a Devil, rather, it was a Fallen Angel’s. It looked the same as the magic circle that Azazel-sensei always used…. I had an ominous premonition as soon as that thought entered my mind…. A bicycle then appeared from the magic circle. …Ah, here we go with the weird stuff…! Xenovia said ‘Oh, it’s here’ as she approached the bicycle. You too!? Xenovia walked the bicycle from the magic circle over to Asia as she said, “Asia! This is the custom demonic-energy-assisted bicycle that I asked Azazel-sensei to build!” …In that case, I totally disagree! Azazel-sensei built it!? As soon as I heard that, my trust in it completely vanished! Anything that mischievous evil teacher made was completely unworthy of trust! It might just have been my eyes, but it looked as though a dangerous aura emanated from that bike! “Sensei made it just for me? I’m so happy! I’ll make sure I practice with that bicycle—” The pure and naïve Asia reacted to the bicycle with sincere joy…. However, I felt duty-bound to keep Asia away from the bicycle (made by Azazelsensei). So, I made a suggestion to Xenovia, “Hey, Xenovia. Just the fact that Azazel-sensei was involved in the bicycle’s development makes it untrustworthy…so could I get you to try riding it first? See, the front and rear wheels have some weird protrusions that concern me.” Indeed, the bicycle’s front and rear wheels had some oddly shaped protrusions attached to them. …There was definitely something in them. Given my experience in dealing with Azazel-sensei, I was almost certain that it was something dangerous! When I mentioned that, Xenovia made a slightly displeased expression as she sat onto the bicycle.
“Ise, why aren’t you satisfied with the bike that I went and prepared? No matter how evil Azazel-sensei may be, he’d definitely make a bicycle that’s easy to ride for our adorable Asia!” After saying so, Xenovia promptly began to ride the bicycle. She rode around in the park, skilfully turning left and right in circles. Well, Xenovia was physically adept, so something like that was rather easy for her. “See, Ise and Asia — this bike is great! It looks sturdy, and it’s more comfortable than anything else!” Certainly, looking only at how Xenovia rode the bike around, nothing seemed off about it…. Irina then made a request to Xenovia as she continued to ride the bike around. “Heeey, Xenovia! Try using that device on the left handle! I’m really curious!” Just as Irina said, there was a mysterious device installed on the bicycle’s left handle. It was a device with a digital display and various buttons similar to one that could be found inside a modern car. “Got it! Leave it to me!” As Xenovia said that, she pressed a button on the device. At that moment— Clack—! The bicycle made a loud mechanical noise, and then something ‘clicked’ as if to signal the activation of a function! The mysterious protrusions on the front and rear wheels activated! They rotated towards the ground and then began to spew flames! Dooon—! The mysterious protrusions, no, the rockets pushed out a fierce trail of flames as they pushed Xenovia and the bicycle up from the ground slowly! “Oh, the bicycle flies? Look at this Asia, the bike has the ability to fly—”
Whoosh—! Although it appeared that Xenovia still wanted to say something, she streaked across the sky at a tremendously high speed! ……. Asia, Irina and I simply stared as Xenovia progressively rose into the sky and eventually disappeared out of sight, much like the receding streak of a shooting star even though it was daytime—. …Seriously, what on earth was Xenovia doing…!? Was she saying that the bicycle could fly!? That didn’t even count as flying anymore! It was more like a rocket! A one-way bicycle ticket to Heaven! That was why I said that all of Azazel-sensei’s creations were dangerous! …W-Well, whatever! I lightly coughed to clear my throat and then recomposed myself. “Come on, Asia. Let’s continue to practice.” “—Wait! T-That’s going too far, Ise-san! Xenovia hasn’t returned from the sky yet!” Asia pointed at the sky as she pleaded. “T-There are lives that cannot be saved!” All I could do was come up with something like that as I averted my eyes! After all, it was beyond my control! How was I supposed to stop a bicycle that flew up into the sky!? Especially one that suddenly zoomed off like a rocket! “Xenovia became a shooting star in place of you, Asia! If you were the one on that bike, what would you have done? …Xenovia was sacrificed to sensei’s wicked plan…! To honour her memory, we must continue to practice, Asia!” I uttered whatever words came to mind as encouragement for Asia—. “There’s such a good bike here nyo.”
—What!? Those words were spoken by a familiar, tough-sounding male voice! Upon turning around, I found a large man with immense physique dressed in a gothic Lolita outfit! It was Mil-tan! Why is it always one trouble after the other!? As I covered my face in embarrassment, beside me, Mil-tan was captivated by the bicycle produced by Heaven, just like how Xenovia became fascinated with the other one. “I can feel a magical presence from this bicycle nyo.” As he murmured something about the mysterious magical properties of the bicycle, he mounted it as if in a trance. While I contemplated whether or not to stop him, Mil-tan confidently kicked the pedals and began to cycle—. Poof——. Out of nowhere, the bicycle began to shine with a holy radiance—. And then, pure white wings appeared from his rugged body, taking the bicycle straight into the sky. —Mil-tan flew off along with the bicycle, looking like an angel in the distant sky! I was so shocked by the occurrence that my expression probably looked about as strange as one of those weird masks! He had become a pseudoAngel flying through the air with divine protection—. It wouldn’t even be an exaggeration to describe the scene as a Hellish Ukiyo-e painting! So that’s what happens when a human rides that bicycle — they fly off with wings! Doesn’t that make the bicycle produced by Heaven and sensei’s rocket bicycle one and the same!? “This bicycle is awesome nyo! Mil-tan finally has a vehicle to travel to a magical world nyoooooo!” Letting loose a beast-like roar, Mil-tan (Angel version) continued riding the bicycle produced by Heaven as his wings fluttered—. The sight looked very much like a monster flying through the sky. Damn it! —Of all days, why was it today that so many problems had to unfold!? “That’s enough! Can we just let Asia practice cycling please!?”
I was at such a loss that all I could do was bellow out my frustration towards the sky.
Part 3 “Yes, okay. I understand what you’ve told me, but the bicycle that Xenovia rode was prepared by the Fallen Angel Governor…. Eh? A gothic Lolita monster? I seem to remember, but at the same time I can’t…. Something went wrong with Heaven’s [System]!? I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.” Half an hour after Xenovia and Mil-tan had breached the skies, we were resting. Simultaneously, Irina held her phone up vigorously nodded and apologised to someone on the other end that we couldn’t identify. Soon after the incident, we received a message from Heaven. They said that two people riding bicycles appeared to be attempting a break-in to Heaven. One of them was Xenovia who rode sensei’s shooting-star rocket bicycle. And the other one was Mil-tan who had become an Angel riding the bicycle produced by Heaven. It seemed that both of them had safely arrived in Heaven. …So their bicycles made it all the way to Heaven huh…. In other words, they managed to break into Heaven like that!? It was only supposed to be me and Asia today, so how did we end up with two bicycles arriving in Heaven!? It was just so ludicrous that Xenovia and Mil-tan had managed to arrive in Heaven on bicycles! The park had become a launching ground for those attempting to infiltrate Heaven! “Bicycles are amazing, Ise-san! They’re such special vehicles that they can even reach Heaven!” No, Asia-chan, no! Bicycles are peaceful vehicles that ordinary people use to commute every day! They’re definitely not kamikaze vehicles that go straight to Heaven! I powerlessly heaved a sigh and then finished my can of apple juice. After recomposing myself, I said to Irina, “In any case, we just have to continue to Asia’s cycling practice. Please lend a hand too, Irina.”
“Aye aye sir!” Irina responded with a salute. At last, we were able to begin practicing in earnest again. Irina and I supported the bicycle on each side from behind and only let go when Asia was confidently able to push the pedals. Although Asia was able to pedal the bike and ride decently well after we let go, she would always end up losing balance and falling over. Despite falling over time and time again, Asia didn’t give up — she got back up and continued to practice every time. Having practiced in the morning and again after our break in the middle, it was finally dusk. At the beginning, it was an impossible task, but she had become somewhat competent at riding a bike. With a little more practice, she would probably get there. As long as she could master the vital element of balancing on the bicycle, it would be a cinch…. It was still a small challenge for Asia given her poor disposition for sports. …Why did she suddenly decide to learn how to ride a bicycle though? Although she cared about it, it had never been an inconvenience in her everyday life. “Asia, why did you suddenly decide to learn to ride a bike?” I abruptly asked. As a result, Asia blushed and fidgeted as she tried to come up with a response. “…Umm, actually…” Irina gently prodded the hesitant Asia with her elbow. “Asia, it’s better if you say it! If you let it out, you’ll feel more energetic and you’ll give yourself more momentum!” Following Irina’s encouragement, Asia finally made up her mind to tell me. “U-Umm! Ise-san! N-Next time, will you please ride with me to go on a picnic?” —Ah, a picnic huh. But why go by bicycle? Timidly, Asia continued,
“I heard that some of our classmates went on a picnic with their bicycles…. It sounded like a lot of fun, so I wanted to go with you, Ise-san…. A-Also, Xenovia-san, Irina-san and Kiryuu-san looked really happy when they rode bikes to go shopping together. When I thought about all of that, I wanted to learn…” …I see. It was indeed pleasurable to travel by bicycle. When I was in middle school, I went cycling with Matsuda, Motohama and some others to somewhat distant places during the summer holidays. When I was with everyone, no place ever seemed too far away or out of reach — that was what I felt to be the essence of riding a bicycle. The idea of going on a picnic with Asia by bicycle excited me! “In that case, I want rice balls and tomato sandwiches!” Asia was somewhat startled by my exclamation. “Eh?” “A bento. Let’s go on a bicycle trip! If that was the case, then we should’ve started practicing earlier!” “Y-Yes!” After listening to what I said, a radiant smile spread across Asia’s face. Alright! Time for one more practice round then! Since it was sunset, perhaps it was an opportune time as the strengthened abilities of a Devil at night could help Asia learn to ride a bike! We’ll keep going at it until dinnertime! Once more, Irina and I supported the bicycle to assist Asia with riding. Just as we felt good about how Asia was riding and were about to let go—. Boom——! The sound of something erupting rattled our ears. Upon looking up, I saw Xenovia and the rocket bike! She was back! The last rays of sunlight projected over the horizon behind her as she returned from Heaven on the bicycle! Returning on the bicycle, Xenovia landed steadily on the ground and then removed a paper bag from the basket as she acknowledged us.
“A souvenir from Heaven. This holy bread is a specialty of Heaven. Urielsama, one of the Great Seraphim, personally gave this to me. He also told me to say hello to everyone in the Gremory household on his behalf.” “No, please just go home! What’s with this ‘visiting relatives in Heaven’ attitude!?” That was my only retort. What on earth had we come to the park for today!? Did this Devil just ride a bicycle to Heaven and return!? She was even wearing a crown of thorns that she didn’t have when she left! She was offered the protection of Heaven and also came back with a souvenir!? Was this some kind of ghost story!? “Ise~kun!” Huh? It seemed like Asia was calling out. When I turned around — Asia was riding her bicycle with poise! Speaking of which, Irina and I were both so startled by Xenovia’s sudden return that we had let go of Asia’s bicycle without realising! But Asia was riding her bike even without our support! “Oh! Asia! You’ve done it!” “Yes, Ise-san! I can ride a bike!” Although her movements were still a bit stiff, she was able to ride it on her own! Success! Asia had finally learned how to ride a bicycle! Just as Asia and I ran towards each other in joy, a mysterious sensation raced towards us from the sky. Zoom——. Accompanied by the sound of an object falling at high speed— “Nyooooooo!” A familiar bestial voice screamed like a banshee! And from above us!? When I looked up, I caught sight of the brawny cross-dressing male figure that I had never wanted to see again! I had carelessly forgotten! That’s right! That man also went to Heaven! But, why now—.
“Why are you coming towards meeee!?” Zudoon——! …I was crushed by Mil-tan upon his descent from the sky. ……Urghh. This kind of stuff always happens to me. Although I had become an airbag for Miltan’s muscular body, I was still filled with warmth and delight at seeing Asia’s growth. You did it, Asia! A few days later, Asia and I went bicycle riding with a bento box. I felt full of youth going on a bicycle date with a blonde girl! Asia’s bento box was also super delicious, there was nothing in it that I could complain about! “Although it’s nice to sit in your back seat, it also feels good to keep pace with you, Ise-san.” I felt overjoyed every time Asia smiled. Ah, of course, sensei’s rocket bicycle that was capable of going all the way to Heaven was sealed away. After all, if someone could just ride that thing and go to Heaven, it would cause all sorts of trouble. What about the one produced by Heaven though…? Well, stuff like that can wait! Asia’s bicycle training was safely completed anyway!
Part 4
Rias: I am home. !? First Generation-sama!? Runeas: I’m excusing myself, Rias-chan. Issei: To tell the truth…… for this reason, she. Runeas: I’ve heard a lot from him. Rias-chan’s peerage is full of interesting children. Rias: Yes, they are my pride……! Runeas: I also want to hear about Rias-chan and the others’ job as a Devil. You’re working hard, right? Rias: Then, let’s talk a little about it.
Life 4. A Mysterious Tale of the Offertory Box
Part 1 One day on a holiday, Akeno-san, Asia,Koneko-chan and I were at a shrine deep within the mountains of a neighbouring prefecture in the morning. Why did we, devils, go to a shrine? It was, well, due to Devil's work as usual... "......Issei-senpai, put this sacred tool there, please". Koneko-chan came from the storehouse with a big Kamidana (miniature Shinto altar) and shimenawa (sacred rope) and handed them to me. "Okay, I've got it". I took them and moved them outside. Koneko-chan and I were asked to organise the storehouse where the sacred tools were stored. After we took the Kamidana and other items outside, we went inside the storehouse, cleaning the area. Why are we, devils, stepping into a shrine, a sacred place? Well, the request from the shrine was for a major cleaning and refurbishment of the shrine. Shrines are where the Japanese gods are enshrined, so we devils can't even get close to them as evil beings. Nevertheless, we can stand here because the deity enshrined here and its Shinto priest have given us permission. Well... when we held the sacred tools, a tingling pain ran through our bodies, though...... Probably, we are being harmed by them because we are devils. I mean, if we hold sacred tools, of course we will be harmed by them. We
aren't touching it directly since we wrap them with other things for the time being. Still, it tingles. ......Strangely, the people involved in the shrine allowed devils to come in, but they said they had no one else to turn to, so we took on the request...... Indeed, it doesn't seem like they spent a lot of money on this shrine. On the way to the main shrine, we climbed up a long stone staircase, which, judging from the surrounding landscape and its appearance, was hardly well maintained and covered in weeds and fallen leaves. The shrine, which is the most essential part of the temple, was also unpopular and perhaps because it is placed in a place with bad sunlight, it had a mildly horror-like aspect. "It is an honour to work at a Japanese shrine". It was Asia who was sweeping the precincts with a broom. From Asia's perspective, as a former Sister, she was working in a pagan temple, but the person herself was enjoying it. Moreover, she was dressed in a Miko uniform! It's nice, isn't it, a beautiful blonde girl in a Miko's uniform! While I think it's a mismatch, I also think it's a sophisticated combination!
The moment we arrived here, it was handed to her by the Shinto priest. She wore a Miko's uniform at the shrine as if to say, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do". "Ara ara, I wonder if it's all right for devils to burn talismans......" Akeno-san, who was also wearing Miko's uniform, was troubled. She seemed to be having trouble coping with a cardboard box full of talismans and amulets.
As expected, it's not a good idea for devils to get involved with the talismans and amulets, is it? If you hold them, you'll get hurt, and above all, are they something that a Devil is allowed to burn? "It's fine. I will be the one to burn them". A middle-aged man appeared as he said this. He was a Shinto priest and also our client. After receiving the cardboard box from Akeno-san, the Shinto priest continued. "You must be tired from helping out since the morning, so let's take a break after finishing this". After the Shinto priest burned the amulets and talismans, we took a break. "No way, I'd never thought there was a Devil who specialised in shrines". It was the Shinto priest who said this with a laugh. We had finished our morning cleaning and were served tea in the resting area. The Shinto priest sipped his tea as he continued. "When I told the Devil, who is always listening to my requests, about this shrine, he introduced me to Gremory-san's place. He told me that there was someone who had knowledge about shrines". "Ufufu, thank you very much for that". Akeno-san responds with a smile. That's right, the Devil specialising in shrines is Akeno-san. Like Akeno-san's origins, her previous home was also an old shrine, so she seems strong in this kind of story.
A few days ago, this request arrived from a Devil who governs a different territory from the Gremory. ───A customer of mine wants to renovate his shrine, so I wondered if you could do something about it. ───He asked. There was no particular reason to refuse, so Akeno-san decided to accept. However, from the contents of the request, it would take a long time for one person to complete it alone, so we decided to help out. Akeno-san has developed a unique technique that allows devils to operate freely to a certain extent within the precincts of a temple, so we can move our bodies without any inconvenience. There's always a limit because it doesn't matter if we got permission from the temple's deity and priest. So Akeno-san's demonic power supported our activities within the temple's precincts. Incidentally, this technique is not open to the public. Because if other devils find out about it, they might misbehave at shrines all over the country. If the devils were to act against the Japanese gods because of such a thing, it would be a big problem for the powers. ……I think that a Shinto priest asking a Devil for help is already insane, though…… "But well, you guys have been helpful. I really didn't know where else to turn. I'm single and only have devils to talk to". The Shinto priest said this with a bitter smile...... It's a sad thing that he has only devils to talk to. "What do you intend to do with the renovated shrine? You haven't done much with it until now, so why now?"
It was my question. I was a bit sceptical. Suddenly, the priest is doing a major renovation of the temple's precincts that he even borrowed help from devils. I thought it would have been quicker to ask a carpenter or something. The Shinto priest's eyes shone in response to my question. "Well, I thought I would try to make this place famous as a so-called [power spot]". "Power spot......?" The Shinto priest nods at Asia's words. "By presenting this shrine as a power spot, I want it to become a tourist attraction, a place where worshippers come in droves! As long as I hold the position of chief Shinto priest, I want to make the shrine more lively! I have recently made such a big decision. So I'd like to ask you to help me with that". The Shinto priest explained powerfully....... Your thoughts are admirable. It is better than letting this shrine continue to be deserted. However, I wonder what I should think about a Shinto priest who talks about that with devils and asks them to help him...... The Shinto priest continued. "Originally, this shrine was already in financial difficulties....... Even the small amount of money we get disappears when I ask devils for help. ......That's why I decided to revitalise this place!" You're a bad priest! Well, it's no surprise that such a deserted shrine is in financial difficulties. Moreover, you're pouring what little income you have into devils’ pockets! Hey, God, it's OK to be angry! "......But power spots aren't so easy to build". Koneko-chan said. Oh, really?
"......I'd be happy if this place became a tourist attraction even if it didn't actually have any power". Ah, the priest compromised. In response, Akeno-san seemed to be pondering something. "What does the God here have to say about that? You seem well-versed in their side of power, and you are also in touch with the deity who is enshrined here, aren't you?" It was Akeno-san's question. From Akeno-san's words, we can assume that this Shinto priest possesses powers───spiritual powers, so he must have met the God of this shrine before. I heard that it is common for people who have no power to be Shinto priests. What did the God of this place think when he heard from his priest about the big decision? That is what Akeno-san wanted to hear. "Do as you please. He said. I've been given a lot more freedom than I thought. Well, he's a very tolerant person, who didn't punish me even once even though I neglected the shrine up to this point". ......I-I see. The God of this temple didn't get angry with his priest even when he neglected the place until it was one step away from being a haunted place, so maybe he's just unconcerned about the whole thing. "By the way, who is the God of this temple?" I asked. I was a little curious about this unconcerned God. "......I heard that is one of the thunder gods, Honoikazuchi-sama". Koneko-chan answered. Ah, a God of Thunder, huh? The God H-Honoikazuchi-sama, huh? But maybe it was a fitting request for Akeno-san, known as the Priestess of Thunder and the Priestess of Lightning. Shrine maidens, shrines, thunder――I feel that Akeno-san has a strange connection with these things.
Akeno-san was puzzled over the request from the Shinto priest. "......If you're saying that it doesn't need to be a power spot and you just want to attract people to it, then......" It didn't seem as if there were no measures to deal with the situation. "Oh, um......." The Shinto priest raised his hand a little and continued, a little reservedly. "If you don't mind, I would be very honoured if you could grant me one more request...... I will pay you an additional fee for that......" "Yes, that's fine, but…..." Akeno-san bent her head but accepted, "Actually──" ......The new request from the priest was another troublesome one.
Part 2 Late at night, Akeno-san, Asia, Koneko-chan and I were in the forest near the shrine. ......We were there to clear up the new request from the Shinto priest. The request from the priest―――was to deal with three problems. The first one is that many ghosts appear in the forest every night, and the people living nearby are scared. The second is that the forest also seems to be the site of a cursing ritual, which the neighbours do not receive well. The third is that he wants us to catch an offertory box thief who appears at night. All three are terrible. With ghosts, cursed rituals and even thieves, it's no wonder this shrine is becoming less popular and more and more deserted. So it really was a haunted place, wasn't it......? So all we have to do is get rid of the ghosts, warn the cultists and catch the thief. Otherwise, there will be no time for the planned renovation of the shrine, it seems. "......Why do we have to do the work of spiritualists and the police?" All I could do was sigh. "But there are people in need and since we have received this request, we have to fulfil it properly". Asia said so with a smile. Next to her, Koneko-chan nodded.
Oh, you girls are so gentle! That's right! I'll do my best too! With renewed energy, we set out to explore the forest. The surroundings are dark. There is no light at all. We're devils, so we can see in the dark, so we are fine, but if ordinary people come to a place like this, they'll probably stumble or bump into trees and get hurt. For now, when we meet a Human, we will cast a spell on them, hypnotise them and take them back to a place with human habitation. In the case of ghosts, we talk to them to make them rest in peace. If it doesn't work, we'll have to make them disappear by force. ......I'm a Devil, so I can easily deal with a vengeful ghost with a Dragon Shot. ......But I'm still scared of meeting ghosts. "Hauu, as I thought, the forest at night is a scary place......" Asia said, clinging to my back. Where was her previous dependability? Well, it's okay, she's cute! "......I can feel some kind of presence". Koneko-chan sensed something and pointed ahead. We stooped down and slowly approached. There―――we saw a group of armoured warriors! Whoa! Ghosts of fallen warriors! At a glance, there are more than a dozen of them! I could even see flickering flames around them as if they were human souls! If talking with them doesn't work, we'll have to forcibly eliminate them! Well, this much I can probably handle on my own. I took a deep breath and then dashed forward. "Hey, hey, hey, you ghosts, here in the forest―"
It was okay that I was brave enough to announce my presence, but the next thing I heard was... 「「「「「Kyahh」」」」」 It was the scream of women! And it was coming from the fallen warriors! T-The fallen warriors were shivering, hugging each other! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!? What's going on! I was simply astonished at the impossible reaction of the fallen warriors....... "Issei-senpai, those people are Human beings. They aren't ghosts". And that's what Koneko-chan told me! Seriously!? Are they humans!? The fallen warriors!? Or rather, I know this situation! I know a girl who wears a samurai warrior's armour like this! "......H-Hey, I'm sorry for startling you. I'm related to the shrine and it's rumoured that there are ghosts of fallen warriors appearing here at night, so I came here to find out the truth......." After giving a brief explanation, one of the fallen warriors said while sobbing. "......Oh, so that's what happened. We a-are university students of the Fallen Warrior Study Group, and we were holding a late-night Fallen Warrior experience session in this forest. ......It must have been a nuisance for you......." "The Fallen Warrior Study Group!? What is that nonsensical circle! Moreover, Fallen Warrior experience meeting! Is that something you have to do in the forest late at night!?" It was a great nuisance! Oh, my God! I can't believe the ghosts were a group of college girls dressed as armoured warriors! Reminds me of Susan! Could
it be that it is the fashion for college girls to dress up as armoured warriors? While I was confused, one of the fallen warrior female university students gave me a peace sign. "It's the fashion among girls who are history geeks nowadays☆". "I don't think you are history geeks no matter how I look at you! You're a bunch of perverted warrior women!" I've never heard of or seen a girl who is a history geek in armour! No, I know one! But still, the identity of these ghosts is terrible! "Well, well, Ise-kun. Let's just talk about their circumstances for now". After telling me this, who was lamenting, Akeno-san explained the situation to the Fallen Warrior Study Group members. After the group of fallen warriors was disbanded, we headed to the next location. This time it was the cursing ritual place...... About this cursing ritual, it is like that, right? The kind where people dress in white and hammer nails into cursed straw dolls. Akeno-san said. "The cursing ritual is an ancient form of incantation. In fact, it is not a curse, but it is instantly effective when it involves someone with power or someone with a constitution that is susceptible to curses". I see, so it's not a big deal when ordinary people do it, but it works when people with powerful supernatural powers are involved. ......As I thought, it is a scary act, isn't it? Jeez, to do such a thing alone in such a forest at night is... But well, I guess that it just means that they have someone to do that to.
"......Because it loses its effect when the act is seen by others. The moment we discover it, that person's curse will be over". Koneko-chan gave an additional explanation. Oh, so it has such rules, huh? Then let's make quick work of them and send them back to a Human settlement. We cheered ourselves. And after a few minutes of walking through the forest. The sound of something hitting in the forest, like kashin, kashin, sounded. "Hauu! Are they in the middle of the cursing ritual...?" Asia said as she clung to me. .......Probably that is the case. Either way, I can't turn a blind eye to it since we are near the curse site. Here I go again. I'll go out and give them one warning! "Hey there, you and your late-night curse ritual is──" I almost said that much when I ran out and couldn't believe my eyes. "Yes! Next, left!" "Yes, Captain!" "If you don't get it right, we won't win the next game! Are we understood, guys!?" 「「「「「「「「 Yes! 」」」」」」」 What we saw was an army of armoured knights practising baseball! ......Armoured Knights! So that sound we heard earlier, [kashin], [kashin], was the sound of someone hitting a ball with a bat? So it wasn't [kashin], but [kakin]!?
No way, what was supposed to be a cursing ritual, was the armoured knights' baseball practice! That's too horrible! It would have been better to warn the people who came to curse someone! ......Anyway, I decided to tell these people about our situation. They seem to be a nonsensical circle called the『Armoured Knight Baseball Study Group』, and again, like the fallen warriors' group from earlier, they were university students...... ......What the hell is this? Are university students around here cursed to have to wear samurai armour or knight armour to be able to perform their activities......? They, too, immediately dispersed after I told them what had happened. They said their circle was looking for a place to practise baseball...... There were so many things to retort that I lost the will to do so. I think they're in the same university as Susan, the woman who uses samurai armour and Horii-san, the Armoured Knight. I mean, what kind of university has a circle of girls who are history geeks and use fallen samurai warriors' armour and men who are armoured knights who play baseball! "......I'm tired. I've only encountered weirdos since I've become a Devil. What is going on......?" I'm just grieving. ......The devils in the vicinity seem much more Human than these guys. "Ufufu, that is destiny too". Akeno-san said such a thing to me with a smile on her face...... ".....I want to be excused from that destiny. Or rather, I wonder if Susan and Horii-san didn't meet here. ......That shrine, I wonder if it has a blessing for encounters......?"
When I was sighing and talking to myself like that, Akeno-san reacted to my words. "......Encounter...... man and woman...... I see, that sounds like a good idea". She looked as if she had an epiphany, which could be the start of a promising renovation project for the shrine. "――So, shall we be on the lookout for the last of the request, the offertory box thief?" We made our way out of the forest and into the shrine's precincts. We hid in the shadows, where we could see the offertory box and waited for the thief to come out. ......Well, it doesn't necessarily mean they'll come out today....... "Ufufu". Suddenly, Akeno-san let out a small laugh. When we were tilting our heads in bewilderment, Akeno-san began to talk. "I'm sorry for laughing suddenly, but this situation is fun". "Fun, is it?" When I asked, Akeno-san nodded. Yes, it's great fun. There was a time when I did the work from the shrines and temples all by myself. Now I have Ise-kun, Koneko-chan and Asia-chan with me. That's very reassuring and makes me happy". ――! I see. I've heard that when Rias didn't have all her peerage members yet, she had to work with a few people to get the job done. Last year, when Asia and I weren't in the club, it wasn't possible to have more than one person working on a single job like this. I told Akeno-san straight out.
"If Akeno-san is in trouble, I will always be there to help you!" "Me too!" "......Likewise". Asia and Koneko-chan followed suit! That's right! If our Vice-President is in trouble, we club members have to help her! In response to our words, Akeno-san softened her expression and said a few words. "Thank you, I'm glad". She said it with such a lovely smile! Kuh! After all, Akuno-san's smile is the best―― "......That!" As we club members were about to deepen our relationship, Koneko-chan pointed towards the main shrine. I saw a figure scurrying around the offertory box when I looked in that direction. It is a thief! After making eye contact with the others, we killed our presence and approached the place together. And then... "You thief!" We all jumped at him at once! The thief, his body shaking, was caught by us without being able to do anything! "W-What's going on!?" How dare you say that, you damn thief! Go to hell with your "What is going on"! "Give up, you offertory box thief! Let's see your face!"
When we took a look at the thief...... He was wearing old clothing that might have appeared with illustrations in a history book. Was it a garment loincloth like the ancient Japanese used to wear (Kinuhakama was it?). He was a middle-aged man wearing it. "Ara ara, are you by any chance Honoikazuchi-sama?" When Akeno-san asked the man about it, he replied, "Indeed"! "Eh!? The God of this place!?" Yes, the thief was, in fact, the God enshrined in this shrine. "Good gracious! I was caught by the devils!" The one who laughed loudly [Kahahaha] while resting at the previously mentioned resting area was Honoikazuchi-sama. Next to him, the Shinto priest bowed his head to us. "I'm sorry. I never thought that the identity of the offertory box thief was Honoikazuchi-sama......" This person is the God of this shrine――Honoikazuchi-sama. He is said to be one of the many thunder gods of Japan. He explained that he has no particular meaning in his appearance and appears in this world in a shabby outfit. This God said. "It's nothing serious. It is just that I wanted something the other day, so I borrowed it from the offertory box! You see, it was originally an offertory box made for me, so I thought it would be okay to take a bit out". So he says....... A God borrowing money from his offertory box is...... The offertory box was indeed made for this God, though...... The Shinto priest said to Honoikazuchi-sama.
"......Honoikazuchi-sama, I told you the other day, didn't I? We are trying to make this shrine a power spot or a tourist attraction. How can the God of this shrine himself take out the money that would be used to fund it......?" "Oh no, sorry! But you too have been throwing money from our shrine into the devils' pockets, haven't you?" "Ugh! Well, that's......" Neither God nor the priest is any good! This is a ridiculous shrine! "About the renovation and rebuilding of the shrine, I have a good idea. Can you leave it to me?" Akeno-san said to the Shinto priest and Honoikazuchi-sama with a business smile. ......Well then? What on earth did Akeno-san have in mind?
Part 3 Sometime after that, the shrine gained a reputation by word of mouth among young women as a power spot, attracting many worshippers. We also heard about it and went to the shrine for the first time in a long time. ......The once deserted shrine was full of people as if it was a lie. The main shrine we renovated afterwards, so we saw it, but it's a sight to behold with this many people. "Wow, that's a lot of worshippers. By the way, what on earth have you done to it, Akeno-san?" "Ufufu, there it is". In response to my question, Akeno-san pointed in a certain direction. There was a stone statue in the corner of the precinct with a long, thin body―――a red oriental dragon and a Miko leaning against it. This was not there on my previous visit. "I asked Gasper to spread the rumour on the internet that it might be beneficial for love――marriage, and I put the statue, which was made to look old, there. It's as if the statue has always been here. It was a gamble to see if the rumour would work, but it seems to have brought in a lot of women". Ah, did Akeno-san do such a thing to this shrine? So it's thriving as a result. According to the story, if you touch that stone statue of the red dragon and the Miko, it will give you a blessing to bring you together with the person you love. Apparently, Honoikazuchi-sama had asked a God of Love to put an incantation on it through his personal contacts.
It is said that they invented a story about those who were originally incompatible――a dragon and Miko, to love each other. Women seem to like that sort of thing. Thanks to this, the shrine is thriving. The amulet and talisman sales area is swarming with female customers. It doesn't really function as a power spot, but it will become a tourist attraction thanks to the stone statue. W-Well, since they cooperated with devils to make this place like this a little...... But the God and priest of this place seem to be very satisfied, so the result is all right, right? Like the other women, Akeno-san touched the stone statue. It's just a little, but the Miko statue looked like Akeno-san...... While I was thinking about that, Akeno-san said to me with a broad smile. "I also believe that my wish will be fulfilled. Ufufu". During that whole day, Akeno-san was in an excellent mood.
Life 5. Dream Tag Team Battle Girls
Part 1 A certain day's afternoon. I was relaxing in the clubroom after lunch when Koneko-chan and Ravel appeared with severe expressions on their faces. The girls opened up by saying. "......Issei-senpai, I have a favour to ask you". "Please join us for our training!" When they suddenly asked me that, I...… "......Heh?" I could only reply like this then. "I want you to come along with us for our training--" My two kouhai asked me this when Ravel started living at my house, and she was already used to life at Kuoh Academy, where she had transferred to. Then, the next holiday. We started with their training. The Gremory family's financial resources enabled the Hyoudou residence, which was extensively renovated during the summer holidays, to become a large mansion with six floors above ground and three below ground. There, Koneko-chan, Ravel and I, were gathered. Koneko-chan and Ravel, who had changed into their Kuoh Academydesignated gym clothes, were in high spirits and were striking their fists against the sandbags placed in the training room.
"......That Werewolf and Lizardman". "I'll never forgive them! The two girls continued to pound the sandbags incessantly, with flames of anger in their eyes. There was a reason why they asked me to train them and why they were so angry. The other day. When Koneko-chan was summoned to do Devil's work, she said that the Human who contracted her had picked a fight with her. "Who is stronger, you or my friends?" They said, The other party――to our surprise――was a man who uses monsters, a "Beast Tamer". Moreover, the man is a cousin of Abe Kiyome-senpai, the Buchou of the Tennis Club at Kuoh Academy and a Beast Tamer, which makes us feel like the world is a small place. The cousin of Abe-senpai wanted to test the strength of the lycanthrope――Werewolf and Lizardman he was bringing with him, so he summoned the devils, who have this town as their territory, in other words, us, the Gremory peerage. The Beast Tamer man must have heard rumours about us from his cousin, Abe-senpai. It was Koneko-chan who coincidentally responded to his summon. Koneko-chan seemed to have received a lot of verbal abuse at the place where she was summoned and returned to the clubroom with her face unusually distorted with anger. After that, many things happened, and it was decided that Koneko-chan and the beastmen commanded by the Beast Tamer would battle. Abe-senpai apologised for her cousin's rudeness to us, but our Onee-sama just laughed it off, saying, "Well, it looks interesting. I'll let them try". As usual, our Master is open to all kinds of challenges.
――So, Koneko-chan decided to accept the fight. She is full of enthusiasm and so full of fighting spirit that even I can feel the pressure. "......That Werewolf contracted by that Beast Tamer called me a tiny cat, said that I smelt just like a cat and smelt of pee......! I will never forgive him! I will gouge his abdominal muscles with my fists!" While saying that in a powerful tone, Koneko-chan punched the sandbag with all her strength. The clasp broke, and the sandbag was blown away with such momentum that it crashed into the wall! ......Like always, she has quite ridiculous power! If I were to take a hit like that with my flesh body, I'd be KO'd in a single blow! "That's right! It's as Koneko-san said! A puppy and a lizard-human like them should be burnt!" Next to her, Ravel, with wings of flame sprouting from her back, was also hitting a sandbag. I can feel her spirit, but she is somewhat, or rather, considerably less powerful than Koneko-chan. W-Well Ravel is focused on using her demonic power――a wizard type. So her direct power is probably inferior to Koneko-chan's. However, despite being so cute, she has the attribute of immortality. So you will not be able to take Ravel down with something small. Now, the question is, why is even Ravel training? The reason is probably that...... she is a meddler. "It's not elegant". That was the first thing Ravel said when she heard the story from Konekochan.
Ravel said that the act of accepting a fight because someone asked to fight was something below her, who was brought up as a genuine aristocrat and that if she knew that the other party wasn't even a Devil, it wasn't even necessary for her to touch them. ......The Gremory peerage keeps accepting the fights offered to us, though. But is that somewhat different from Ravel's perspective? I, for one, am full of apologies for her. I'm sorry, there are only people who fight for the slightest reason in this peerage....... If you're wondering, we're part of a High-Class Devil's peerage! Anyway, when Ravel found out what had happened, she went to the Beast Tamer in question by herself and stated. "My classmate is a member of the Gremory family. She isn't that free to have time to fight with you, and above all, it's not beautiful to pick fights with others. I have come to ask you to spare my face as the eldest daughter of the Phenex family and to ask you to cancel this request to『Fight Against a Devil』. What do you think?" Although I didn't see it in person, it was easy to imagine that Ravel must have talked in a domineering tone. Then, the other party's reply was... "Heh, don't be naive, you shit-smelling grilled chicken girl!" "Oh, it smells like a bird, smells like a bird. It also smells burnt". What came back was the greatest contempt from the Werewolf and the Lizardman. The look on her face was even more outraged than Koneko-chan's, and as soon as she arrived home, with a blazing fire on her back, she said, "......A whole roasted lizard and doggy would be elegant too......!"
Thus, Ravel reached a mutual understanding with her bickering partner, Koneko-chan. They formed a duo and vowed to fight both the Werewolf and the Lizardman. "......I was the only one requested to do it, so don't stick your nose into it". "What did you say!? I acted in the best interest of Koneko-san! Either way, it doesn't change the fact that the Werewolf and the Lizardman will be roasted whole!" While they argued, their raised fists were powerful. Now for the important stuff. How should I accompany them in their training? "Let's spar for now. Well, who wants to spar first?" Sure, I'll go first! They said in unison. ......Well, let's take it slow. A few things I've learnt from practising with them. "......You have to hit it as if you're going to gouge it!" A sharp, gloved fist was launched at me. With a good sound, I felt the impact of the blow on the mitt I was holding. First, about Koneko-chan. Naturally, as a『Rook』, Koneko-chan has superior power and is good at joints and throwing techniques. I don't know how strong the Werewolf and Lizardman are, but Koneko-chan will have the advantage if she gets close. "Flames are the characteristic and symbol of my family!' The next one is Ravel, the daughter of the Phenex family and a High-Class Devil. As expected, she excels in the use of demonic power. While some aspects of it are being boosted by the『Bishop』piece, the flames she releases are powerful. If this training room had not been built so solidly, it would have been on fire.
And above all, Ravel is immortal. She recovers quickly from damage; as long as her spirit――her heart is not broken, she will be able to fight. I had a lot of trouble with this immortality when I fought against Riser...... Ravel also would have experienced a few professional matches in the company of her brother. So it's not like she doesn't have some real battle experience. ......Well, from what I've heard, she didn't move much in the game and just often watched from the sidelines...... I heard that Riser made her stay away from dangerous situations as much as possible or something like that. Okay, I have a good idea of what each of them is capable of. The question is their chemistry―― whether they can work together as a duo. "It's two-against-two, isn't it? Then, it is only natural to consider how the both of you will fight together. Try to come at me simultaneously". I said this to the two of them as I suppressed my power since I was in my armour, my Balance Breaker state. They nodded and came running out at once. "......You're in the way". "Ah, hey! That is my line. Could you not come out in front of me!?" Koneko-chan was in front of Ravel, who had spread her wings of flame and tried to head forward. Both had tried to set up first and failed to make the first impact. ......Their breathing is completely out of sync. I guess they don't have the same wavelength because both are trying to get in front of each other while thinking [I, I, I]. Usually, Koneko-chan would never do such a thing, but perhaps because her partner is Ravel, she's striving to be the first to go. I think the same could be said for Ravel.
......Hmm, it would be easy if this was something that they could correct if I pointed it out, but in the end, I don't know if they can function as a duo in the short term...... "............" Koneko-chan was staring at me as I bent my neck. "Hmm? Is there something wrong, Koneko-chan?" "It's just that although we were the ones who asked for your help, you're working more seriously than usual......" ......Although she was grateful, Koneko-chan was feeling a little sceptical. ......Ah, as always, she's sharp! No, that's not what I mean! I coughed and seriously told Keneko-chan, "Isn't that natural? Koneko-chan and Ravel are my precious kouhai. I don't know if the opponent is a Werewolf or a Bearman, but my kouhai shouldn't lose against such people! I'll always help you with everything I can!" When I declared powerfully, Ravel's eyes lit up, and she said, impressed, "As expected of Issei-sama!" ――However, while Kenoko-chan was half-convinced, a tinge of suspicion remained on her face. As I said, I'll help these girls and these are my true feelings. There is no way I could disregard a request from my cute kouhai girls. Instead, I can assure you that I would spare no effort to help them. ......But, the look of suspicion from Koneko-chan is correct. This is because I received a small offer from Abe-senpai on this occasion......