Just a Story About Miyamoto Sakura Being Cute Volume 1 Author: Daisuke Suzuki Illustrator: rurudo Translator: Frozen Editor: MPT Alternative titles: Miyamoto Sakura ga Kawaii Dake no Shousetsu. 宮本サクラが可愛いだけの小説。 Synopsis Miyamoto Sakura is cute. Why, you ask? 1) She looks cute. 2) The way her expression is constantly changing is cute. 3) The way she gets so easily excited is cute. 4) Still remembering the proposal from when we were small is cute. 5) Her tits are surprisingly big.
...See, with all this together, how could she be anything but? And so this novel exists to admire her, the purest novel in the world. Incidentally, my name is Oogami Hikaru, I'm Sakura's childhood friend, and apparently the reincarnation of the Norse Deity Odin.
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CHAPTER ONE “Thanks as always, everyone.”
Somewhere within the capital, in a bath of an ordinary house located in a normal residential district, Oogami Hikaru expressed his words of thanks. “Having you three always wash me makes me a happy man. Ah, that’s the spot! You are as skilled as ever, Kako-neesan.” “Oh my, I'm flattered,” Replied the eldest sister, Kako, with a smile as she continued to wash Hikaru’s right arm. Her voice was suitably maternal, being the eldest amongst the three. “But it makes me happy even if it’s only a flattery,” she continued, “Since you praised me, I’m going to try even harder. Tell me if you feel any irritation.” “Hmm, okay… then, maybe focus more on my upper arm.” “Around here?” “Yup, that’s the spot. Ah, that feels great~” “──Hikaru-sama, how does your back feel?” Next to ask was the second-eldest sister, Ima, who was washing his back. She had the aura of a noblewoman, which stood out among the three, and her voice was clear. “I would also like to be praised by you, Hikaru-sama. I am putting my heart and soul into this, so please don’t hesitate if you have any requests.” “Thanks, Ima-san. Then, please use a little more force on the middle of my back.” “Like this?” “Yeah, that’s it. Yup, you know how to apply just the right strength. That feels amazing.” “Hikaru-oniichan! What about me?” Questioned the third sister, last but not least, her name was Mirai; among the three, she was the little sister character. She spoke with a clear voice while washing Hikaru’s left arm. “No one can beat me at washing your body, Onii-chan! You like it here, right~?” “O-Ohh~ That definitely feels great. That’s just what I expect from you, Mirai-chan, you have the art of washing perfectly down.” Such was the norm for the Oogami family. Of course, this didn’t mean that Oogami Hikaru couldn’t wash his body himself and nor did it mean that he found bathing by himself boring or anything, the sisters merely strongly insisted on bathing together.
And he simply agreed to it, not seeing the harm. After all, they offered to wash his body, and that was obviously a good thing. “Hikaru-san. How does this feel?” Scrub scrub scrub. Rub rub. Kako washed his right arm with all her might… Using her dreadnought class breasts boasting a size of 100 centimeters. “Hikaru-sama. Would you like me to wash you a bit more forcefully?” Scrub scrub scrub. Jiggle jiggle. Ima painstakingly washed his back. While she couldn’t come close to get sister’s size, she still had a smooth pair of G cups. “Hikaru-onii-chan. My technique won’t lose to them either, right?” Scrub scrub scrub. Brush brush. Mirai also innocently washed his left arm… With her moderate-sized breasts that seemed like they would be growing some more. “Well, I don’t know about this.” Hikaru said as he dropped his shoulders. He was happy that they offered to wash him, but why they doing it with their boobs instead of a sponge, he didn’t know. If the PTA or Board of Education found them, they would be in deep trouble, no questions asked. But it couldn’t be helped. They were, after all, washing him. Incidentally, if one asked about his crotch that was covered in bubbles, it was in a state that couldn’t be shown now. Were it to be shown, it would be needing a big 18+ sign. “Hey, you three. I think there’s something wrong with this kind of thing, after all.” “Oh my, is there a problem, Hikaru-san? The three of us simply want to be of use to you.” “It is exactly as Kako-neesama said, Hikaru-sama. Please let us at least wash your body.” “Yup, yup! You don’t have to think about anything, Hikaru-oniichan, it’s okay to just leave everything to us! “Mmm, this is indeed troubling.” Said Hikaru, his expression making it hard to tell if he was actually bothered or not, with his crotch being in such a hectic state. Or more
accurately, he was certainly troubled, but his calm façade made it seem like he wasn’t. And it was that appearance of normalcy that had let the three sisters get carried away. “Alright then. This much should do for your hands and back,” said Kako cheerfully as she clapped her hands. “Let us move to the main part now.” “Indeed, the main part.” “Yup, time for the main part.” “Hey. I’m really troubled here. Let’s leave that main part-” “Oh my, we can’t have that, Hikaru-san. We have to do these things properly.” “It’s as Kako-neesan said. It’s not good to stop midway.” “That’s right. Since we started, we have to stick through it to the end, you know.” What was that ‘main part’ they spoke of? They couldn’t mean doing an unhealthy deed that’s unbecoming of high schoolers, could they? Be assured. For even these girls were rational. They wouldn’t start mating in a place like this. What they meant was to change the spot they were washing. From his back to his crotch. “Then forgive my forwardness, but as the eldest sister, let me take care of-” “Wait a minute, Kako-neesama. I am not going to concede on this either.” “You big sisters are being unfaair! I also want to wash Hukaru-oniichan’s crootch!” “No, look. I’m really troubled. My crotch is really a bit too much.” Hikaru tried to gently make his opinion clear. However the three sisters didn’t listen to him in the slightest. “Hmm… Then let’s decide it with a contest, shall we?” “We have no other choice. Let’s do it. “Yaay. A contest!” Shortly after their excitement about the idea, the three slowly closed their
eyes. Three girls and one guy were now in this not-so-large bath. Each and every one of them being start naked and covered full of foam. If I make my escape here, I bet they will get really angry… , Hikaru thought to himself. It was quite a surreal sight. About ten seconds after that, the three suddenly opened their eyes and breathed in at the same time. “I lost.” “It is my defeat.” “Yaay! I won, I won!” Kako and Ima looked dejected, and only Mirai was in high spirits. Let us explain what happened. Kako. Ima. Mirai. Each of the three sisters were the reincarnations of the Norn Goddesses from the Norse Mythology. These girls had a certain rule when their opinions clashed: they sent their astral bodies into the imaginary space of Ragnarok, and engaged in a fierce battle against each other that would span for hundreds of human years, and the opinion of the winner of it would be the one to be chosen. Shockingly enough, in those mere ten seconds where they shut their eyes, they had battled to death for hundreds of years. ...Was that too difficult to understand? Even so, please do understand that this is one such story. Incidentally, according to the sisters, Oogami Hikaru was apparently the reincarnation of the Chief God Odin. Thus the sisters intruded on the Oogami family and settled in, taking advantage of the fact that Hikaru’s parents were working overseas. That said, he himself had no memories of ever being Odin. Naturally, there was hardly anyone that would just nod along when they were randomly told, “Hey, you are the reincarnation of a god”. That much was a fact, however Hikaru was overpowered by their coerciveness, and before he noticed, taking baths together like this and having them wash his body had become an everyday thing… the world sure was frightening sometimes.
“No fair, Mirai.” “I agree. That wasn’t fair, Mirai.” “Eeh? Why am I unfair now?” “That’s because, not only you are a Goddess but also a Valkyrie, are you not?” “Battles are part of the duties of the Valkyrie. It’s different for me and Kako-neesama.” “Eeh. But you big sisters are really strong. Not to mention, you two joined hands and tried to finish me off. Doesn’t that make you the unfair ones?” “Oh I don’t know” “Was it really like that?” “And to begin with, I’m the most suitable for washing Onii-chan’s crotch, because I’m the youngest of us. You two look like adults, so it wouldn’t be a joking matter if you do it, don’t you think so?” “I think it is the opposite. It is quite clear to anyone that being the youngest, you would instead be the most problematic one to do it.” “And the regulations have become stricter lately, too, so don’t you think I and Kako-neesama would be more appropriate for the job here?” They started arguing. Well… This is really troubling me. Hikaru had a bad feeling about it. The way it was going was quite problematic. After all, the three sisters were one and the same Goddess, and although their personalities differed, they were similar at the core. And that also meant that they got along just fine. So what? You may ask. “Then let’s do this! We should wash his crotch together! “Oh, that is a wonderful idea.” “I also support the idea.” “Wait, I’m really not sure this is a good idea.” Hikaru humbly voiced his disagreement, however the three sisters turned a deaf ear to it. “Rather than arguing about it, it’s better to wash him together~” “Hikaru-sama would enjoy it more if three hands washed his crotch, too.” “Since it has come to this, let’s use both of our hands. 2 x 3 = 6 so Hikarusan would enjoy it even more.”
Bad. This is really bad. Hikaru was more and more at sea. The sisters were far more influenced by their previous lives compared to him, so they didn’t pay any mind to the ethics of the human world. Just as the gods often did, they tended to act in ways that humans wouldn’t understand. Putting it completely bluntly, things like foursomes, bigamy, incest and such were among their specialties. In human society, however, they were unbelievable acts of obscenity. But there was no helping it. They were gods, after all. Hold on. This really isn’t good. What should I do… Hikaru was seriously worried now. “Now then let’s do it evenly.” “Yup, evenly.” “On three, let us all reach out for his crotch!” The sisters got into it without being mindful of Hikaru’s worries. And as the wicked hands approached the nonresistant (?) boy──! “ Hold right theeeeeere!” At that moment, a new character kicked open the door of the bath. “Get away from Hikaru you perverted sisters! Reincarnations of a god or not, I’m not going to allow you act so indecently in our human world, you hear!?” She wore glasses and had her hair braided unfashionably, and her face lacked make-up. She had a good figure, however it was wasted because of the clothes she randomly bought at Shi**mura 1. She was called Miyamoto Sakura, the typical “Next door childhood friend” character. “Oh, Sakura-chan, welcome.” Kako, the eldest sister went to greet her with a smile. “We are just having a bath together before dinner. After we are done, would you care to join us for a meal, Sakura-chan?” “I wouldn’t! More importantly, get that hand away from his crotch! And just get away from Hikaru at once!” “Now now, calm down a bit, Sakura-san.”
Ima, the second sister gently rebuked her. “If you get so angry, you are going to ruin that cute face you have, you know? And no matter how close you two are, don’t you think it’s quite improper to intrude in someone else’s bath? I understand that you are worked up that we are going to steal him from you, but…” “I live next door so I could hear your shameless conversation completely! When you are diligently doing your homework and suddenly hear voices that seemed to be straight out of porn, could you really blame them for rushing here to complain!? And, I’m not worked up about him getting stolen! And you get your hand away from his crotch as well!” “It’s okayy, Sakura-oneechan!” Third sister smiled innocently at her. “We Goddesses are gentle beings! We wouldn’t mind at all if there was another girl that got added to the competitors list for Hikaru-oniichan! So that being said, would you like to join us in the bath too?” “Who would do that! I bathed all the time with Hikaru in our childhood, so I’d like you to save me from that now that I’m in high school! And, you are actually washing his crotch as we speak like it’s nothing, aren’t you!? I will report you, I mean it!” ...Well, this is troubling. Hikaru folded his arms with a difficult expression. From his experience, it would turn out worse if he opened his mouth now. It was best to clear his mind like a bodhisattva, and let the situation to take its own course. Though it was rather strange for the reincarnation of Odin to be talking about a bodhisattva. “Anyway, everyone get out from the bath! And put your clothes on properly! Also, don’t just sit there with a troubled face, Hikaru, show more opposition!” “Okaay.” On the other hand... “Sakura-chan is so stubborn.” “She sure is.” “Yup, yup! So stubborn!” “So Onee-san, I just hit upon an interesting idea.” “What a coincidence. Me too.”
“Yup, me too, me too!” The three sisters smiled and looked towards Sakura together. “Eh… What the? Why are you all smiling?” “Sakura-chan. Let’s get in the bath.” “Huh?” “If we all take a bath together, everyone will be at peace.” “Eh, what are you-” “Let’s go, let’s go~ Now, Onee-chan, take off your clothes.” They changed their target and tightly coiled around Sakura. “Come now, undress, undress!” “A-Are you joking!?” “Oh, this is quite a plain underwear you have. Let’s go shopping for a new set together next time.” “Thanks but no thanks! And stop stripping me! Unhand me!” “Yaay, let’s all get naked. Yahoo! “Wait, sto-, Hikaru is watching-”
...Well, this is troubling. Sitting on the bath chair with his arms folded, Hikaru mumbled to himself. Given that he was offered a rare chance, he fixed his eyes on his childhood friend who was being undressed bit by bit (her clothes hid such a beauty), Hikaru offered a bow to her in his heart. Thank you, Sakura. Thanks to your self-sacrifice, the peace of my crotch remains unharmed. “You are kidding, right!? Your expressions look dead serious though! And you are removing my clothes one by one, and I can’t move my limbs at all, and that idiot Hikaru is just staring without doing anything──Hold on, my
panties are off-limits! It’s too unethical! I’m telling you, wai-, just a-, stop it sto── I’M TELLING YOU TO FRIGGIN’ STOP IT ALREADY ARENT I DAMNIT!? ” Such was a usual day in the life of the Oogami family plus one, a day filled with a mix of roars, screams and moans. Stay tuned for more details.
CHAPTER TWO “I swear there’s something wrong with you people,” Miyamoto Sakura declared, brandishing her spoon. “For one, you barged into someone’s home, claiming you were some reincarnations of a god and started freeloading there while you were at it. Then you threw common decency out of the window by taking baths together. And in the end, you even tried to sink your fangs in a kind neighbour that came to stop you. Let me take this chance and say this frankly, all of this is just crazy. As someone who lives next door, someone who’s close to Oogami family, and as Hikaru’s childhood friend──I have a firm protest.” “Well, this really isn’t normal I agree,” the eldest sister, Kako, said understandingly. “But you know, we are still goddesses. We can’t help it that our thought process differs from humans.” “I also support what Onee-sama said,” Ima, the second sister was quick to agree to her. “Gods have a god’s way of living, just like humans have theirs. While we can understand them both, they are still different existences on fundamental levels… So, it’s quite understandable that sometimes they clash with each other.” “Yup, yup. It can’t be helped,” the third sister, Mirai, cheerfully continued, “We gods can be difficult to understand from the human perspective. But there are many ways where gods and humans can still understand each other in the end. With that said, we would be glad if you could watch over us with the long-term view.” “Be quiet.”
Bang! Sakura overruled them with a smack of her fist on the table. “Don’t make it sound like you are some overseas students trying to get accustomed to the local culture. Even if we assume that to be true, they also say that when in Rome, do as the Romans do, right? “Calm down, Sakura,” Hikaru humbly joined in on their conversation, “I think they are reflecting on it. Let’s just leave it at-” “You be quiet.” “Okay.” And left at the light speed, just like that. As was expected of Him. After the bath, the five of them were now sitting around the dinner table in the Oogami family’s living room. Today’s menu was curry and rice, the magical food that could brighten anyone’s day. “Everything’s your fault in the first place.” While pricking the potato in the curry, Sakura changed her target to Hikaru. “It’s because you are too soft on them that they have become so conceited. Just be a man and reject them firmly, you know, firmly!” “I see. Firmly.” “Boys and girls of our age shouldn’t be bathing together, moreover, doing it with four of us is just crazy, hurry up and pack your bags and get out──Just tell them that.” “I can’t really go that far. They are gonna end up adrift in the streets.” “How can goddesses end up adrift just by being driven out of the house!” She smacked the table again. “Hikaru. Just be honest with me.” “Eh, about what?” “You are just losing to your lust, aren’t you.” “Eh!?” “You keep saying “I’m troubled, I’m troubled” all the time–and well, you may indeed be troubled in some way–but in reality, you are just happy about how lucky you are to receive such great service by three cute sisters, aren’t you?” “Hahaha, of course not.” “You are kinda weird in some ways, but I get that you are still an ordinary
high school boy. So you should be feeling happy about sharing a bath with them and getting washed, right?” “No, no, I don’t. Believe me, okay?” “Just confess. I’ll forgive it if you do it now.” “Actually, I think I’m in a awesome position.” “As I thought. It seems there’s a need for punishment here.” “Oh come on! You said you’d forgive me! You liar!” “Calling me a liar, you are going to ruin my reputation here. I will really forgive you. I’m just giving you a punishment on top of it.” With those words, Sakura moved the carrots from the curry rice to Hikaru’s plate. “Eat these. I’ll let you go with that this time.” “Sakura, your hate for carrots is the same as ever.” “Don’t misunderstand. I call this kindness. Carrots contain a lot of nutrients.” “Well, I like carrots so I’m perfectly fine with this. You are quite generous to forgive me with just this much, Sakura.” “Hmph. Flattery won’t get you anywhere.” Said Sakura with a sniff. However, unlike her words, she didn’t look all that dissatisfied. “In any case, Oogami family is reeking with unhealthiness with those perverted sisters here, so I’ll continue to strictly monitor you. If I see something I can’t tolerate, I’m going to come rushing here so keep that in mind. Good grief… You are so hopeless without me, Hikaru.” “What a tsundere,” Kako teased her while adding Fukujinzuke to her curry. “That’s what they call youth,” Ima also joined in while adding Onsen tamago to her curry. “She’s so cute,” and finally Mirai too while adding leek to hers. “Don’t misunderstand!” She struck the table again. Despite her objection, her face was beet-red. “We aren’t misunderstanding anything.” “It’s a verifiable fact.” “If you didn’t like him, you wouldn’t come running with yells all the way to his house, would you~”
“Rather, I feel like you are just using us as a pretext.” “A pretext to come to the Oogami house.” “Being the tsundere you are, you can’t be upfront about coming over, Sakura-oneechan.” “In the end, she joined in for the curry.” “Moreover, she’s forcing Hikaru-sama to eat those carrots.” “Sakura-chan turned out to be the dominant type, I wasn’t expecting that.” “But also a tsundere.” “You should just be more honest with yourself.” “Just confess and go out with him already~” The sisters showered her with questions, while also surrounding her from three sides. “Aagh, you are so annoying.” Sakura shouted. “I’m getting headaches from you all talking one after another. Just merge into one!” “Oh. Then shall we?” “Let’s do that.” “Roger that!” It had come to that. The three sisters held their hands out facing the center of the table, and then they yelled at the same time. “““Transform!””” For an instant, a blinding light covered the surroundings. And when it settled, instead of the three sisters, there was a single beauty that looked like a gal. ──Let us explain. When the Kako-Ima-Mirai sisters──or otherwise, Urdr-Verdandi-Skuld goddesses merged into one, they would become the goddess of destiny, Norn. They would change into this mode when Sakura found their separate speeches bothersome, or when they felt like it. Incidentally, there was neither a need to hold out their hands and nor to shout “Transform!”. The sisters just felt like doing it. “There, we changed as you asked.” The goddess Norn, a gal beauty, sad with a grin while pulling three
people's worth of curry towards herself. “Sakura-cchi prefers it this way, right? Now you can go ahead and say what you were going to say, y’know?” “...I don’t really have anything to say. I merely said to merge into one because you were being annoying.” “Point taken, I guess? Rather than being cornered by the three of us, you prefer being bullied by one? Nail on the head, right?” “......” Sakura didn’t reply. Instead she continued stuffing her face with the curry rice. “Sakura-cchi, you are like an open book. Like, you tend to sink into silence the moment you get in a bad spot or have something to hide.” “...Don’t misunderstand. I’m being quiet because I’m focusing on eating my curry. Munch munch, gulp gulp.” “Okay okay, let’s leave it at that. Since I’m so kind to you, I’ll hold back from delving into matters.” “Shoo noishii. ‘nsh I finnif iifinh ish, I’ll hove you ‘oose boosh.” ““So annoying. Once I finish eating this, I’ll show you who’s boss”──was it? Okay okay, I got it already, so just focus on your food. Like, I can’t understand what you are saying if you talk with your mouth full off curry, y’know.” With a burst of laughter, the goddess Norn also started to stuff her cheeks with the curry. “By the way, Hikaru-cchi. You are still hungry, ain’tcha? Wanna have another serving of the curry? More like, you just can’t help it, can you? You’re a growing boy so you eat a lot.” “Ah, yeah. Thanks. I guess I’ll have another one.” “You like having a lot of Fukujinzuke, right? Would you like some grated cheese too? I’ll sprinkle a ton of your favorite Parmigiano on it.” “Oh, that sounds tasty. Please do.”
“Sure thing, leave it to me!” Norn stood up and headed towards the kitchen, but then smiled and added. “Sakura-cchi, this is just like that, right? A carnivore gal at a glance but actually a considerate wife and a wise mother. Like, having a gap in the character seems to be the trend nowadays.” “So annoying. That kind of pushiness is uncalled for. ...and actually, even I know what Hikaru likes… I just don’t like to act so forceful, but if I feel like it… ” “Sakura-cchi? I can’t hear what you are mumbling there to yourself, y’know?”
“And you don’t need to either. Just go and bring him the seconds already. ...Oh, and please get one for me too while you are at it. And make it a large serving.” “Sure thing!” Norn said with a smile. The atmosphere around the Oogami dining table wasn’t tense in the end. “So delicious.” “Isn’t it?” “Well, it’s not bad.” Three (or perhaps five) of them proceeded to eat the curry in high spirits. Disregarding their ties to the world of myths, and not caring about Valhalla, Asgard or Muspelheim, or any of that, this was a love comedy solely focusing on flirting. Such was their daily lives. Ragnarok had long since ended, and now these days were the most wholesome reality for them. And having baths together was also included in that. Everyone being naked and everyone getting along. With Love and Peace. An ideal world, presented by the goddesses firsthand. Perhaps. Surely. Probably. “Let me ask this frankly.” Sakura said as she placed the spoon down. “What is the goal of you three sisters? You approached Hikaru, are freeloading more and more, and doing nothing but lewd things everyday. Just what are you thinking?” “Eeh?” Norn pouted. “Even if you ask that, we aren’t thinking anything, y’know? We like Hikaru-cchi, and like to get along with him, so we are just having some skinship with him, or something I guess?” “You are lying.” “I’m nooot. I’m like, totally serious.” “I can’t believe that, you know. Even if may not look like it, I have confidence in my intuition. You guys are weird in the head, but you aren’t really idiots at the core. You are definitely planning something. Come clean about it right here and now, even Hikaru wants to know the truth.”
Uhh, no. I’m really fine either way. Hikaru thought but didn’t speak. After all, looking at this curry was enough. Sprinkled with Parmigiano and Fukujinzuke, it looked like a superb piece of art. The three sisters were skilled chefs, no matter the dish, and they diligently cooked three meals each day. He felt blessed to be able to eat tasty food every day. And what he felt for the sisters who brought that happiness to his life was only gratitude and he had nothing to suspect. “...Ku ku Ku. Since we have been found out, it can’t be helped.” On the contrary, Norn clearly had an impish smile on her face after being questioned by Sakura. “As expected from Sakura-cchi, you saw through our plans. Since it has come to this, I’ll come clean here just as you wished.” “Wha… So it really was like that, huh?! Just what are you plotting?!” “Ku Ku Ku. Don’t get too shocked now.” Norn started a fervent speech with a villain-like expression while brandishing the spoon that had turned yellow from the curry. “Actually, there’s a grand plan behind why we are doing lewd things with Hikaru-cchi every day, you see? And like, it’s something that you can’t even hope to imagine, Sakura-cchi, y’know?” “Uugh… It makes me frustrated but you are right. Just what is this grand plan.” “As you already know, Hikaru-cchi is the reincarnation of our chief god Odin-sama, however he doesn’t remember any of that, or rather, he looks no different from a normal human. If I had to say, we want to see the properly resurrected Odin-sama.” “Mhmm. I kind of understand that much.” “However, while we aren’t certain, it seems that Odin-sama has been sealed inside Hikaru-cchi through some unknown cause. But the key to unlocking that seal seems to have been entwined with Hikaru-cchi’s worldly desires, or so the three of us think.” “Hmm? What does that mean?” “Like, you know how Hikaru-cchi likes lewd things and stuff but has that bodhisattva-like side too? Even when he is being lewded, he just end ups
fawning over us instead of doing a Lupin dive at us like a true man would, right? Don’tcha think that’s kinda weird?” “Hmm, you have a point.” “So like, we are doing lewd things to him. And so, when he finally succumbs to our lewdness, Odin-sama will finally resurrect.” W-What did she just say? Hikaru expressed his surprise in his mind. I see. So that’s how it was. Well, I’m fine with that. Let’s just say that’s the compensation for this happiness. “And when Odin-sama finally resurrects…!” Norn yelled with her hands up in the air. “It will be the day when the mythical world we lived in would once again appear in the real world, and the human world would meet its demise! Hear, humans! The roaring echo of the Gjallarhorn! Fear, humans! For the day when Ragnarok appears once again! Prostrate yourselves before the might of Gods, and lament on your feebleness! Aaahahahahaha!” She let out a cackle, making Sakura stare in exasperation. “You know, Norn. Aren’t your shoulders hurting in that pose?” “Yea. They do. I’m really not fit for this.” Returning to her former self, Norn went back to eating her curry. “Well, leaving the thing about the world of myths aside, Odin-sama is a good god, in the end, despite everything. If he resurrects, the world would become a bit of a better place. And like, mankind wouldn’t lose out because of it, y’know?” “Hmm… Well, yeah, it doesn’t seem like he would do evil stuff. It’s Hikaru in the roots, after all.” “So with that said. Why not do lewd things with him too, Sakura-cchi?” “Huuh?! How did it come to that?” This went into a strange direction , thought Hikaru. So this means that there will be even more lewdness after this too? That’s so troubling. Really, really troubling. Seriously troubling indeed. “It’s okay, it’s okay. Like, we can lewd him together and you get to help us in reviving Odin-sama, y’know?” “I’m not doing that. Definitely not, you hear!” “Eeh? But Sakura-cchi, you actually like lewd stuff, don’tcha?”
“Not particularly!” “It’s not good to lie. If a healthy high schooler didn’t hold interest in lewd stuff, I don’t know what else would they be interested in. You are a healthy high schooler, ain’tcha, Sakura-cchi?” “W-Well, I am, but…!” “You ARE interested in them a tiny bit, right?” “I’m not…is something I can’t say...BUT! Only a bit, you hear!” “If you make a lewd alliance with us three, you get to come here more often, and you also get to be with Hikaru-cchi even more, there’s nothing bad for you with that, is there?” “I-It’s not like I particularly want to be together with… mumble mumble. ” “Come now, you are such a pain, Sakura-cchi. If you keep being so dishonest, I’ll use my authority as a goddess to make you honest, y’know? If I change your body so that you can’t think of anything but lewd things, even you will become honest, wouldn’tcha? If I do that, you’ll be crawling in Hikaru-cchi’s bed every night, and become the biggest pervert there is.” “Wai-, don’t you dare, you hear?! If you do I’ll really send you flying!” The Oogami household was as boisterous as ever even if the sisters merged into one. For the just cause of reviving Odin, just what kind of lewd things awaited them? Or perhaps Sakura would be a deterrent and keep the lewdness away? As the story approached a big turning point, Oogami Hikaru, holding the key to everything, felt no tension, and merely said in a carefree voice. “By the way, this curry is really delicious. Thirds please!”
CHAPTER THREE It was spring, the season of love. And fittingly enough, the morning started in full bloom of pink for Oogami Hikaru. “Good morning, Hikaru-san.” When Hikaru opened his eyes, he found the eldest sister, Kako, before him. “How are you feeling? Do you feel any discomfort?” “...Good morning to you too, Kako-san,” Replied the still half-asleep Hikaru. He may have been Odin reborn, but he was weak in the morning just like any other person. “Don’t worry, I’m feeling fine.” “Does your head hurt perhaps?” “Nope, it doesn’t.” “And your stomach?” “Nope again.” “If it itches anywhere, I can scratch it for you, okay? Or would you like to lie on my knees while I brush your head?” Having a big sisterly nature, she was skilled at pampering him. But still, she was going a bit too overboard with it. She dressed and even put socks on him by herself. Any boy of his age would just reject her, saying, “stop with that stuff, Sis! It’s annoying already!” however Hikaru was already used to it. And now that he was, he found it unbelievably pleasant. After all, he could get her to do anything for him. Being spoiled by an older girl made him extremely happy. Though, one could argue that he
simply became depraved and he wouldn’t be able to refute it. “It seems you are as healthy as ever, Hikaru-san,” Kako smiled sweetly and continued, “And since you're not a morning person, I'll lie down here with you like I always do until you fully wake up. Please don’t hesitate to tell me if you need anything, okay?” “Kay. Thanks, Kako-neesan.” They were now in Hikaru’s room on the second floor of the Oogami house. And it was Hikaru’s personal room, to be specific, and not something he shared with the three sisters. First thing he saw when he opened his eyes was Kako, as mentioned already──but then you might ask, just where, exactly, was she? “Ahh, so warm. It feels so good~” “It’s still cold on the mornings in this season. You need to keep yourself properly warm so you don’t catch a cold.” And the answer was - in his bed. Naturally, this was Hikaru’s house and his own room, so he was the first one to go in the bed. And as such, Kako snuck in after that. “Kako-neesan. You know, I’ve had this on my mind for a while now.” “What it is?” “Why does the human skin feel so warm and good, I wonder?” “Why indeed. It could be because it had a magic spell cast on it.” Incidentally, Hikaru was one of those that stripped completely when going to bed. It was said that the nomads of the continents survived harsh winters by wrapping themselves in nothing but sheep skin; apparently, one could stay warm that way without sweating in sleep. Kako, too, was stark naked beside him, however, in her case the reason for that hadn’t anything to do with the nomads, but was simply a hobby. “Hikaru-san. Let me give you a good body massage.” “Umm… touching might be a bit…” “You don’t need to be so reserved. We are just like a family for one, and the frictional heat from touching would keep us warm, right?” “That’s also true, thanks.” “Fufu, don’t mention it.”
Rather than warmed up, wouldn’t that just make him burn with heat instead? Naturally though, no one pointed that out. Squirm squirm. Rustle rustle. There were some rather suspicious sounds coming from under the futon. But let’s leave it to your imagination to decide just what exactly was going on in there. “Oh my, Hikaru-san. You are as lively as ever.” “Oh man. I’m so embarrassed.” “There’s nothing to be embarrassed about.” It was morning, and he was a healthy high school boy. And as you already know, there was a particular physiological response they had to deal with in the mornings. “Would you like me to touch there too?” “No, no. That’s really a bit too much.” “Then maybe just the tip, would that be okay?” “ Just the tip , huh... Oh I don’t know.” “Then let me just touch the tip for now, and if you find it to your liking, I’ll keep going after that.” “I see, so it’s like a free trial service, huh.” “Well then──yaah!” “Ahn~” “Yaah! Yaah!” “Ahn~Ahn~──Ahhh this is bad. I’m troubled, I’m troubled.” Nude vs Nude. It was a moment of skinship that warmed up both the heart and the body, quite appropriate for the springtime. Oh, Hikaru-sama. Good morning.” After playing around with Kako to his heart’s content, Hikaru headed downstairs to the living room and he saw the second sister, Ima, in the middle of preparing the breakfast. “How are you feeling today?──Oh my, you appear a little tired, don’t you?” “Yeah, it’s the first thing in the morning and I’m already shattered.” He was happy for the extreme wake-up touchy-feely-ness, but it took a corresponding toll on his body.
“I smell Katsuobushi. Are you going with the Japanese theme today?” “Yes. Tofu and nameko miso soup, coupled with rolled eggs and dried mackerel. As well as some lightly pickled chinese cabbage.” “Wow. It’s everything I like!” “Hikaru-sama, could you lend me a hand if you wouldn’t mind?” “Of course.” Hikaru’s parents tended to be absent, so he could more or less handle the cooking. He stood next to Ima and got down to working. “Should I strain some Katsuodashi with a draining basket?” “Yes, if you would.” “And I’ll just dice up the tofu, I guess.” “Yes. Please do.” “I’ll heat up the grill in advance too. The fish will get grilled better that way.” “As expected of you, Hikaru-sama. You are amazing at dealing with things.” As the two worked side by side, the food preparations proceeded in a prompt manner. ...Well, this is troubling. On the other hand, Hikaru was troubled about something. Ima was your typical noble girl who prioritized tidiness above all, however she was often very casual at home, especially in the mornings. She wore a tank top and shorts which showed a lot of skin. And she was now cutting the pickled cabbage while slightly bending forward. In other words, her large chest was quite free right now, and he could periodically catch a glimpse of them. Today, she was wearing black lace. Since she looked like a neat noble girl, that created quite a gap in her character. Hikaru’s eyes were involuntarily drawn towards her chest, while she simply laughed as she tilted her head. The bold skinship he experienced before this was quite something, but receiving glimpses like this was a justice of its own too. After all, just about every guy loved them both. “Hikaru-sama. Can you please grab the frying pan from the storage
below?” “Ah, sure thing.” Hikaru crouched down and opened the storage door. Frying pan, frying pan, just where could it be. It seems like it’s quite far inside. He reached out inside with his hand, and naturally, his posture became so low he was almost crawling on the ground. And then, he suddenly looked up, and was greeted by her smooth legs, lovely thighs and cute buttocks. Black lace could be faintly seen sticking out from the gaps of her rather too short pants. Men had what people called a conditional reflex. That is, if they were told not to look, they would end up looking; that was simply their way of life. And if they weren’t even told that, they would just ogle without thinking. “Hikaru-sama? Is something the matter?” “Nooope. It’s nothing at all. Here’s your frying pan.” “Thank you. Did I put it in a hard to get place? I’m sorry for not realizing it.” “No no, it’s no problem at all.” Of course, she had meant to do so in the first place. And to add, her preference to wear casual clothes early in the mornings wasn’t simply because of her hoby either. Not showing too much, yet not being too conservative either. It was a casual service through and through, a signature move of hers if you would. Enjoying Ima’s service to his heart's content, Hikaru started the day feeling satisfied. “Gooood Mooorning, Hikaru-oniichan!” After he was done helping with the breakfast and was on the way towards the bathroom, the third sister, Mirai, suddenly leaped at him. “Onii-chan, hug, gimme a hug~” “Okay, okay. Here, you go, your morning hug.” She wrapped both arms around his neck and dangled down. As she was the smallest of the sisters, she was still light even when she did that with all her strength.
And to mention, she was just right out of the shower. He felt her lustrous skin on him, and the fragrance of her shampoo softly drifting from her wet hair. Girls who just got out of the bath were the best; this was a mysterious fact that the entire world agreed upon. “Mirai-chan. Do you mind if I brush my teeth?” “Nope, go right ahead!” Hikaru took the toothbrush in hand while she still dangled from his neck like some kind of accessory. He wouldn’t say something like “You’ll get in my way if you keep hanging onto me.” If he did, then Mirai’s eyes would well with tears, like a dog that was betrayed by its owner, and would suffer a heartache as if it was the arrival of the Ragnarok . Hikaru put the toothpaste on the toothbrush–and quite plenty of it too–and started brushing. Brush brush. And quickly enough, his mouth became filled with the foam. “Hey, hey, Hikaru-oniichan.” “ Mumble mumble ~?” “Let’s kiss, kiss. You know, the morning greeting.” “ Mumble mumble mumble ~” Mirai pleaded with him. It was quite cruel to request a “kiss” right in the middle of brushing his teeth. However, the power of a young child’s words was quite something; even if they said something unreasonable, people wouldn’t find it strange or unpleasant. But as he couldn’t reply now, only thing he could do was to mumble in response. “Eeh? You won’t do it~?” “ Mumble mumble (Wait, even if you tell me that…)” “No! You have to kiss me right now!” “ Mumble mumble (Hey now, stop jumping like that.)” “Kiiiiss! I wanna kiiiiss!” “ Mumble mumble (Hey stop it, if you shake my hand I can’t brush my teeth properly.)”
“Ah, I know!” Her expression suddenly brightened up. “In that case, I’ll kiss you myself!” Smooch! He felt a soft sensation on his cheek. “──Ehehe! I did it!” “ Mumble mumble (No no! that’s troubling. Very, very troubling, Miraichan.)” “I’ll give you some more! Here you go, smooch, smooch! ” “Mumble mumble (No no!)” “Ah, I’ll lick your face too while I’m at it!” “ Mumble mumble (No wait! What do you mean, while you are at it!)” “ Lick lick (I’ll just quietly lick your cheeks.)” “ Mumble mumble (I said no, Mirai-chan. ...Ah, actually this doesn’t feel so bad after all.)” Mumble mumble, Lick lick. They continued talking with just onomatopoeia. ...Did you get confused about what’s what? Even so, please do understand that this is just a normal day in the Oogami household. The world of Norse Mythology was something to be feared, after all, for it to make such an absurd scene happen. Eh? That’s not the point either, you say? “ Mumble mumble (No no! Stop it, Mirai-chan. We should stop, after all. We can’t do something like this.)” “Then I’ll nibble on your earlobes next! ... Nibble! ” “ Mumble mumble (Hyahn~! Stop it Mirai-chan, that’s my weakness!)” “Next, I’ll blow into your ear...! ... Fuuu~! ” “ Mumble mumble (No no! I’m even weaker there, so stop! Wait wait, stop! that’s really a… ahhn~)” ...The youngest Mirai was skilled at getting others to spoil her. It was next to impossible to turn down any of her requests. And thus, Hikaru kept on receiving her spoiling attacks one after another while he brushed his teeth. “Heya. Morning, Hikaru.” After he was done with the morning preparations and left the entry hall to depart for the school, his next-door childhood friend was also just about to
leave her house. “Morning, Sakura. The weather sure is nice today, isn’t it.” “Uhh, no. It’s quite cloudy now, you know?” “Is that so? Well, yeah, there might be some truth in that.” The two proceeded to walk together, however Hikaru walked with shaky steps, as if he was walking atop the clouds or something; he looked as if he was in a dreamy state of mind. “Hikaru.” Sakura said with reproachful eyes. “You didn’t spend all morning doing lewd things, did you?” “I didn’t.” Hikaru firmly shook his head. After all, the lewds things had been done to him all morning. He was definitely not the one initiating them. As such, he shook his head. After all, it wasn’t good to lie. “Really now?” “Really, really. I can bet my life on it.” “I wish you didn’t bet your life so carelessly. Even in the mythological world, there are many cases where that lead to blunders.” “Okay, thanks for the warning.” “...Well, whatever. We are being late so let’s move on already.” “Okaay~” Thus, Hikaru, urged by his childhood friend, proceeded to chase after her. And that was all for the scene of the all too ordinary morning from Oogami Hikaru’s life.
CHAPTER FOUR Continuing from the last time, Hikaru and Sakura walked side by side towards the school. “By the way, Hikaru.” “What is it, Sakura.” “Do you remember...the promise we made long ago…?” Sakura asked him timidly. Let us explain. Hikaru and Sakura were childhood friends, and the most typical kind at that. Which part of it was typical, you ask? To give you an example, please remember what Sakura said. “I bathed all the time with Hikaru in our childhood, so I’d like you to save me from that now that I’m in high school!” ...She did say that without hesitation, but that just about says enough regarding the kind of childhood friend she was. They were the same age, and had been neighbours since the day they were born. They were together all the time; going to cram school, eating meals, even lying in the futon. Their relationship was well recognized by their parents. Rather than a typical relationship, it went so far it could be called cliche. And it wouldn’t take a genius to guess the kind of promise ones like them would make. “Of course I do.” Hikaru replied with a smile.
“R-Really?” Sakura looked relieved, but at the same time, acted defensive and continued, “Don’t get me wrong, I’m not urging you to do it or anything, okay? And well, it’s just a promise from our childhood, so we could leave it at that even if you don’t remember it.” “Hmm. Is that so.” “And also, since those sisters appeared–all of them cute too–and started living together with you, I felt a sense of crisis, and you doing lewd things with them all the time piled on top of that and I brought up that old promise - that’s definitely not what happened, okay?” “It’s okay, Sakura.” Hikaru gave her a nod to help her calm down. “I am someone who keeps his promises, okay? Even if is a thing from the past.” “T-That’s true. You are pretty frivolous all the time, but you have some surprisingly manly sides, too… I mean, I’m not really obsessed about our old promise or anything! I just suddenly remembered it so I just brought it up, that’s all!” Sakura hurriedly made excuses. Hikaru, on the other hand, replied in confidence. “Speaking of our promise, if Sakamoto hit a homerun in the next match of the Yomiuri Giants, I’d treat you to some ramen, that’s what it was right?” “Like hell it was! Why did you have to go and bring that up now ?!” “Ah, right, my bad. It was the large serving of ramen and gyoza dumplings with half fried rice set, right?” “Just leave the matter of treating me aside already! And the large serving of ramen and gyoza dumplings and a half fried rice set is something only sports-minded guys eat, isn’t it?! Like I could ever eat that much! And wasn’t that a promise we just recently made?! I’m talking about the one we made before, like, way before that!” “Then are you talking about that? When I promised I would be giving you Matsusaka beefsteak set as the year-end gift if you could learn speaking before I did?” “What are you even talking about?! Actually, when did that even happen?! Is that something from when we were babies?! And that’s not something we exchanged ourselves, is it!? And don’t you think there’s practically zero change of me bringing that up in this situation?!”
Sakura retorted with all her strength, meanwhile, Hikaru analyzed her in a calm manner. “Hey, Sakura.” “W-What? What’s with that serious expression all of a sudden?” “Aren’t your retorts lacking the usual sharpness? Are you feeling tired by chance?” “And whose fault is that?! I’m busy retorting to those sex-crazed sisters as is, so my retorting energy is running on low! And if I have to start playing straight man with you too they’re going to run out in the blink of an eye!” “I see, yeah. I can keenly feel that you are trying to forcefully overcome that somehow.” “Whose. Fault. Do. You. Think. That. Is!?” Sakura started to strangle him. Ahaha, stop it that hurts , but Hikaru dealt with it quite lightly. “Well, leaving the jokes aside,” while escaping from Sakura’s murderous neck bind, Neck Hanging Tree , Hikaru said, “By the old promise, you are talking about our promise to get married, right?” “Urk!” Albeit Sakura acted in a self-assured manner, she was quite weak when she was on the attacking end. All her vigour from before disappeared to who knows where at his blunt question. “T-That’s right. I’m talking about the marriage promise.” She said with a snort while pretending to brush her hair, and then hurriedly resumed her halted walk on the school route. “...I wasn’t being serious, okay?” “Hm? About what?” “I’m not going to make demands under the pretext of that old promise, is what I’m saying. That’s how it is, after all, isn’t it? It’s just something from our childhood.” This was that “cliche” Promise . Something that childhood friends that were close tended to exchange at one point in their childhood, and Sakura and Hikaru were no exceptions to this. “Anyway! It’s fine as long as you remember it!” Sakura started to get desperate bit by bit; her face got red and she tried to