Funny and Personal Stories

Funny and Personal Stories

By: Thomas Barnhart

Table of Contents

My Sister Pg. 1

Funny Country Pg. 2

My Sister

My sister is supposed to be nice and stick up for me. Instead, she
is a total jerk to me. She punches me, kicks me, flicks me, and
much more. She is about 5% nice to me the rest is just pure
mean. She acts as if I am her servant. She is like a demon. When
I try to be nice to her, she does not care and is just mean. I
wished I had a nice sister instead on a demon for a sister. Rarely
is she nice to me. It would be a miracle if my sister would start to
be more of a nice sister but that is only a miracle, which will not
probably happen.

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Funny Country

A little country humor... When we had the dairy (we were kids),
our cousins came to visit from a very populated California. They
came with us to chore and while my oldest sister was milking one
of her prize cows she said we were going to have to get her bred
because she was drying up. Later, when we had just about
finished a big breakfast, one of my teenage cousins piped up and
loudly asked, "When are we going to get the bread for the cow?"

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