dictators handbook

You make the rules. NO ONE can tell you
what to do. Ever.

But first, you have to make that happen…

Manipulate politics to get yourself into
power.

Or take it by force.
Whichever works.

Get rid of the opposition. Make the media your
Accuse them of random crimes and then B*#!?

have them executed. Make it say wonderful things about you
Also get rid of anyone who has offended always.

you in the history of ever. Make sure it says nothing you don’t want
And anyone who might be better at your it to say.

job than you are. Also, have books written about yourself
and give yourself hundreds of awards.
Because you can, and you’re worth it!

Ban all opposition parties and just make Take control of every inch of the
anything that you don’t like illegal. economy.

Get rid of any organisation anywhere Centralise everything.
that gives people different rights to the Then make sure that you create LOADS of

ones you know they need to have. different government departments to
confuse everyone and keep them coming

back to you for advice.

It’s simple.

Get a secret police force.
All the cool dictators have them.
Give them total power to get rid of
anyone but make sure that you kill their
leader every now and again just to

remind them who’s in charge.

Arrest loads of people and have them
build things for you.

Free labour is awesome.