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NEWS OF THE LODGE

ISSUE 5 AUGUST 2016 VOLUME LXIII

A FRATERNAL ORGANIZATION  CELEBRATING 63 YEARS OF ELKDOM

Exalted Ruler’s Message

Howdy y’all. We are back from the donated items in the box in the lobby.
beautiful State of Texas. To be in
Houston, Texas at the Convention August 7, 2016 is Flag Retirement at Lacey Lodge. I’m sure
hall filled with Fellow Elks from you have noticed the flags in boxes around the Lodge. We
every state in America was an take them to this ceremony for a proper disposal.
empowering feeling. I thank
each and everyone of you for Dueling DJ’s is August 19 at7pm. This event will be a lot
the opportunity of representing of fun because other lodges are competing with our Lodge.
Toms River Elks Lodge 1875 at Please read the bulletin for events at the Lodge.
the Grand Lodge Convention.
There was an elegant installation Finally, I would like to choose the Elk of the Month. This
of the Grand Exalted Ruler and is a very hard decision, as there are so many deserving
his officers, and the District volunteers at our Lodge. All of you are aware we are having
Deputies. A huge thank you to problems getting volunteers to cook, but if you every heard
Past Grand Exalted Ruler Ronald this person talk, you would know he loves to cook, therefore
Hicks for his service to our order. I’m naming Nick Curio as Elk of the month. Also, I would
Our new Grand Exalted Ruler is Michael F. Zellen from the like to thank all of the rest of the volunteers who have
state of Massachusetts. He spoke about the untimely death stepped up to the plate to assist in the kitchen and outside
of his father and the personal debt he owes the Elksas they on the grill. A big THANK YOU to everyone who assists in
enabled him to finish college with an Emergency Grant making our Lodge the great Lodge it is.
from ENF. His theme for this year is “Elks – Leading the
Way”. A strong emphasis was placed on membership for this Remember we are fortunate in installing new members,
coming year. Our Lodge was awarded All American Lodge so if you see someone you don’t know, talk to them. Enjoy
Contest “A”, Division 4 Third place. This was accomplished listening to them describing their life and find out what
during PER Casey Coynes’ year. What an honor!! their interests are and inform the one of the Officers or
Committee Chairs, so we can assist them in getting involved
The Legislative resolutions were all affirmed. Look for a with our Lodge.
copy in the bulletin.
Fraternally yours,
The trip to Camp Moore was very enjoyable. I hope more of
our membership goes on this bus trip next year. Southeast Norvella “Pug” Lightbody
District Special Children Committee provides for the bus Exalted Ruler 2016-2017
to pickup the Southeast District and Applebee’s donates the
food we cook for lunch. Also a thank you to everyone who

TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE

TOMS RIVER LODGE N0.1875 STATUTORY COMMITTEES

600 Washington Street, Toms River, N.J. 08753 Americanism -

732-349-9660 www.TomsRiverElks.com Auditing - Franca Reisen, George Coyne .

& Rene Nadeau

NEW PHONE SYSTEM Drug Awareness - Jackie Masterson .

When calling the Lodge use Correct Ext# Elks Training - Len Tarnowski, PER, PDD .

Name Ext.# Government Relations - Richard Miller .

Catering or Hall Rentals 201 Youth Activities - Kathy DeMay .

Main Bar 202 Co-Chair - Charlene Dolan ............•.....

Secretary 203 Indoctrination - George A. Coyne .

Treasurer ................................•........ 204 Investigation - Marian Nadeau .

Lapsation/ Membership -

Steward ..................................•....... 205 Eileen C. Coyne .

Voice Mail Only Memorial Services - Kenneth V Salerno, PER ..

Exalted Ruler ..........................•.......... 206 Elks National Foundation -

Information Only Eileen C. Coyne ...........•.......

Bingo & Other Event Info 207 Veterans National Service -

Lodge & Committee Meetings 208 Chairman: Sue Gajewski. .

Co-Chair: Rudy Lucrezi . . r

Directions to the Lodge ...................•.•..•.... 209 Public Relations - Sue Darrow .

LODGE OFFICERS Social & Community Welfare - Rich Miller

Lodge Activities - Eileen Coyne .

Exalted Ruler - Pug Lightbody .•.....•.... Relief - Chair Officers, Treasurer & Secretary

Leading Knight - Michael Paris . General Charity - Denny Nowitzke, Paul Daniekzyk

& Rich Davidson

Loyal Knight - Ernie Thomas •....••.... , By-Laws - Ernie Thomas, ELK .

Lecturing Knight - Dave Fitzgerald . ••BAR HOURS - Open 11am Daily••
Bar Chairman: Mark Levey
Secretary- Eileen Coyne ....•..... 732-341-2180 Ext. 203 Co-Chair: Sieggy Jaworski
• •BARTENDERS• •
Treasurer - Kathy Jaworski ..•...•. 732-341-2180 Ext. 204
Marian, Mark L, Doug, Shawna, Sue, Paul, Lisa,
Tiler - Elizebeth Lightbody-Cimer Annie, John, Steve, Neil, Linda, Theresa & Katie

Esquire - Alfred Perez ........•...•.....

Chaplain - Jeff Secord .

Inner Guard - Greg Mergogey ••MEETING NIGHTS••
and & 4th Thursday of the month
TRUSTEES •••• Meetings start - 7:30 pm ••••
Past Exalted Rulers Meet
One Year Dave Fitzgerald . rst Thursday of the Month - 7:00 pm
.
TwoYear Karen Thomas Veterans Meet
3rd Thursday of the Month - 7:00 pm
Three Year Four Yeatnbeski ..
Officers and Trustee's Meet
Five Year ..••.. Casey Coyne, PER .• Tuesday prior to Lodge Meetings - 7:00 pm

Presiding Justice Matthew Sage, Esq. House Committee Meets Monthly
.
Alternate to Grand Lodge e e e ELKSTALKO e e
Casey Coyne, PER
EDITOR: Rene Nadeau
Bingo Chairman - Ralph Merlo, PER . . . . . . . . . . . . · ADS & BOOSTERS: Rene Nadeau
E-mail: [email protected]
Buildings & Grounds - Trustee's WEBMASTER: Rich Davidson,

Catering - Bruce Baita . E-mail: [email protected]
Printing I Mailing: Atlantic Printing and Design
Co-Chair - Nancy Hannah . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ·
Elks Talk is published monthly by Toms River B.P.O. Elks 1875, a non-profit organi-
Convention - George Coyne, PER ...........•... zation. Publication is for members only. Subscription is included in members dues.

Darts - Scott Golembeski ........••...•.•......

Special Children's - Co-Chair - Kathy DeMey .

Co-Chair - Charlene Dolan .

Horseshoes - Denny Nowitzke .

Co-Chair-Tom Bird .

House Chairman - Bruce Baita .

Lodge Scholarship - Emmet Gaunt, Jackie Masterson .. ALL ARTICLES AND INFO MUST BE SUBMITIED BY
THE 18TH OF MONTH IN ORDER TO GUARANfEE
Motorcycle Committee, Michael Paris . BEING INCLUDED IN THE NEXT ISSUE

Sickness & Distress - Jeff Secord .....•..

Steward - Tom Fitzpatrick .

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ELKS NATIONAL SPECIAL CHILDREN’S
FOUNDATION COMMITTEE

It is Grant time. The lodge committee has submitted grant The month of July has been a busy one.
applications for the Freedom Grant (Supporting our veter-
ans) and the Promise Grant (Educating our youth). We are July 15th we held our scholarship dinner where We gave out 8
also continuing our Impact Grant (Nutrition and Cooking scholarships. We want to wish all of these students the best of
Classes). We will also be apply for the Beacon Grant (Ongo- luck in their future endeavors.
ing community enhancement), and we hope to once again
qualify for the Gratitude Grant (Meet GL per capita). Many July 16th we had Shore of Dreams in Seaside Heights. We
thanks to all of you who have donated to ENF and support- want to thank Dennis DeMey and Mike Paris for making a new
ed our fund raisers. Your help helps many. Our Nutrition wheel of chance the day before. Also thanks to Jimmy Dolan
and Cooking classes for young adults with disabilities will for helping pack up his truck with all the items we gave away.
be starting again in September. If you know anyone who A big thanks to our State Ambassador Samantha Convery, her
is interested in attending please let George or Eileen Coyne mom Dawn and sister Alex for manning our booth along with
know. We also desperately need volunteers each week Charlene & Myself.
(Tuesdays 6PM to 8 PM).
July 22nd is the $ 1.98 Beauty Pageant.
2nd ANNUAL FLOWER SALE I will be sure to post the winner in the next newsletter.

We would like to thank all our membership and friends who August 9th Manasquan’s day at the beach, this is the day all
supported the 2”d Annual Flower Sale; making it the suc- campers from Camp Moore go to Elks Beach for a day of fun.
cess that it was! We hope you are enjoying the flowers and
have an abundance of vegetables and herbs. Submitted by
Kathy DeMey & Charlene Dolan
Your support helps your Lodge to continue helping others
in our community.

Thank you again,
Nancy Baker & Kathy Jaworski

BPO Elks Grand Lodge Resolution,Voting Results

2016 Houston, TX Ballots cast 2418

Number Description YES NO % Messages
2346 62 0.00% Passed
1 2016-01 To rename the Grand Lodge Public Relations Committee the Public
2378 26 98.92% Constitutional Amendment. Passed subject to
Relations and Marketing Committee to better reflect the practices, duties and 2069
responsibilities of the Committee. 2052 ratification by the Lodges
2204
2 2016-02 To eliminate any responsibility for the Elks National Home given its 316 0.00% Passed
2203 339 0.00% Passed
recent sale. 182 92.37% Constitutional Amendment; Dependent on
2195
3 2016-03 To allow a Lodge, by By-Law, to set the reinstatement fee at any 1783 passage of #6. Passed subject to ratification
2314 by the Lodges
amount it wants, or to eliminate it altogether. 2041
2030 194 0.00% Dependent on passage of #5. Passed
4 2016-04 To allow a Lodge, by By-Law, to set the initiation fee at any amount 2236
195 91.84% Constitutional Amendment. Passed subject to
it wants, or to eliminate it altogether.
ratification by the Lodges
5 2016-05 To amend the Grand Lodge Constitution to clarify that Lodge trusts
611 0.00% Passed
and other related legal entities are subject to the applicable provisions of 89 96.30% Constitutional Amendment. Passed subject to
Section 16.030.
ratification by the Lodges
6 2016-06 To amend the Grand Lodge Statutes to clarify that Lodge trusts and
329 0.00% Passed
other related legal entities are subject to the applicable provisions of Sections 360 0.00% Passed
16.030 and 16.050. 147 0.00% Passed

7 2016-07 To provide that seven Members shall constitute a quorum in Local

Lodges with membership of 99 or less.

8 2016-08 To return to an incorporated Lodge the choice of having a Board of

Trustees or a Board of Directors as the Managing Body of the Lodge.

9 2016-09 To clarify that the number of elected Trustees of a Lodge shall be

not less than three nor more than five.

10 2016-10 To clarify that a widow or widower of a deceased Member, who

subsequently remarries, is not eligible for an identification card.

11 2016-11 To increase the filing fee in Local Forum proceedings to more

accurately reflect the cost to the Lodge.

12 2016-12 To confirm the obligation of a Lodge to disclose the existence of all

related legal entities.

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Rst 2O01F6 EVENTS Fri 2016

Wed Thu 5 Sat
Fun Friday Night
go 7PM 4 Food 6 – 8PM 6
PER’s Meeting Music- 7 – 11pm
seshoes 7:30PM
7PM by Pete Morris

11 12 13
No Lodge Fun Friday Night
go 7PM Meeting Food 6 – 8PM
Music- 7 – 11pm
seshoes Music- 7 – 10pm
7PM by Guitar Duo
by Jeff Lakata

18 19 20
Veterans Meeting Fun Friday Night
go 7PM 7:30PM
Steak Dinner 6 – 8PM
seshoes Music- 7 – 10pm
7PM by Pete Morris Music- 7 – 11pm
Battle of the DJ’s

(See Ad)

25 26 27
Lodge Meeting Fun Friday Night
go 7PM Food 6 – 8PM
7 PM
seshoes Music- 7 – 11pm
7PM by Pete Morris

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PER’s Meeting Food 6 – 8PM

7:30PM Music 7 – 11PM

8 9 10
Lodge Meeting Fun Friday Night
go 7PM Food 6 – 8PM
7 PM Music 7 – 11PM
eshoes by Joey B.
PM

go 7PM 15 16 17
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PM 7:30PM TV Dinners 31
Food 6 – 8PM
go 7PM 22 Music 7 – 11PM
eshoes Lodge Meeting by Jeff Lakata
PM 7 PM
23
go 7PM Fun Friday Night
Food 6 – 8PM
Music 7 – 11PM
by Joey B.

29 30
Fun Friday Night

Food 6 – 8PM

Music 7 – 11PM

LODGE OF SORROW HOUSE NEWS
It is our my sad duty to announce the
recent passing of our members… Wow, what a year this is turning out to be!

Bro. Jim Ryan Let me start with this. We have hired someone to do our
Bro. Ed “Chief” Gura catering but our quest is not over just yet. Our lunch cook
Bro. Brad “Doc” Hinkle left and we do not have anyone to do lunches when we have
a catering event. We are looking for someone who is inter-
“Their Faults Will Be Written ested in doing lunches. This has been a tough task to find
On The Sand a Chef for the lodge, but we have done what’s best for the
lodge so far and will continue to do so.
And Their Virtues On The Tablets
Of Love And Memory”

May God Grant I really need to thank the house committee for all their hard
Him Eternal Peace. work and dedication to the lodge. From doing horseshoes,
to lunches for events. They have all gone above and beyond
Norvella (Pug) Lightbody filling in while I am not there. Our communication is great
Exalted Ruler for a committee that is in charge of so many different func-

tions. We have a very strong and lodge-oriented commit-

tee. If we continue to stay

together and keep in mind,

WE ARE ONE GROUP WITH

ONE COMMON GOAL, “THE

LODGE”, WE WILL BE SUC-

CESSFUL AT ANYTHING

 WE DO.

We cannot let people divide

 us. We need to remain con-
stant and all on the same page.

August 26 Last, but by no means least, I
have to make a special THANK
Food 6 – 8pm YOU to my co-chairman and
Music 7 – 10 my wife, Susan. She has filled
in in my absence more than
by Old School Band most of us realize. She has
Nickʼs Famous London Broil been doing the ordering for
Served on a Fresh Roll with catering and house events.
She has been doing most of
Your choice of toppings. the Fun Fridays. She runs to
the store when we need milk,
lemons, limes or whatever,
along with a hundred other
tasks.

Other Grilled Delights Available. Susan I want to thank you for
your support, your dedication
Come enjoy a Great Night at and most of all your under-
the outside TIKI Bar only $9. standing of what being the
house chairman means to me.
Katieʼs Drink Specials will be I could not be doing this with-
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mittee members).

Thank you All!
Bruce Baita,
House Chairman

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VETERAN’S COMMITTEE

On June 30th the Veterans Committee assisted with the put the information in a sealed envelope in the Veterans
Joint Base Picnic at Lakehurst Navy Base, it was a hot day, mailbox at the Lodge.
and the committee worked very hard to make the event a
success. The committee took care of the children’s activi- Always remember to thank a Vet!
ties, bounce houses, ring toss, “duck” fishing and many Sue Gajewski
more events. They gave out prizes to the winners and a great Veterans Committee Chair
time was had by all. There were over three thousand Mili-
tary and families attending the event, and our committee
gave it their all as they always do, thank you folks for always
supporting our Military and Veterans, you are a very loyal
and hard working group and I’m proud to work along side
you all.

July 20, we are taking 20 sailors out on a charter fishing
boat for a day of fun and relaxation on the ocean, we leave
from Pt. Pleasant on the Norma K, and we hope for good
weather!! After the fishing trip we are all heading back to
the Lodge for a delicious luncheon prepared and served by
our Veterans Committee, as always Toms River, the friendly
Lodge shows our Military and Veterans how important they
are and that we will never forget them.

Looking ahead, we are planning another Hearts Apart
dinner for our families of deployed troops, it will be held
on October 21 over at McGuire, our chef’s extraordinaire
(Bruce Baita and Nancy Hannah) are preparing the menu
and meals for us, God Bless Em’. Also in the pipeline is a
Veterans Day luncheon for over 100 disabled Veterans on
November 11, and another Job Fair, date is still being deter-
mined given the availability of the Hall, other meetings and
special events, it will probably be at the end of November,
stay tuned for more details.

Tickets for our fund raiser “FAMILY FEUD” will go on sale
in August, the event is on Saturday October 22 and it should
be a great event and a lot of fun, I hope you are getting your
teams together and practicing your Trivia in preparation for
the event......more details to follow....

Finally, we are planning a tour of the Historical areas on
board the Navy Base are Lakehurst on Saturday August
27, we will meet up at 0930, and anyone from the Lodge
is welcome to join us on the tour. The tour is free, and lasts
approximately 2.5 hours, there will be time to browse the
museum and gift shop on your own after the tour. Places of
interest on the tour are the historical Hangar One, where
the Hindenburg was housed, the crash site where the Hin-
denburg went down, Hangar Six where the Navy Air Ship is
housed and other sites of interest. In order to be a part of
the tour, I will need some information from each person on
the tour, full name, birthdate and driver’s license number,
and I’ll need that information NO LATER than THURSDAY
AUGUST 18. You can provide me with that information in
several different ways, my home e-mail sueldolly@yahoo.
com or my office e-mail [email protected] my home
phone 732-657-6318 or my office 732-323-2405, or simply

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