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I, ___________, hereby agree to follow the outlined provisions
below to secure my marriage to______________.
By failing to meet the provisions listed below, this marriage
is subject to termination.
THE PROVISIONS OF WHICH I HAVE AGREED TO ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. I shall always love ________. Having reached this point
where we are engaged and on the precipice
of marriage, I shall dedicate all the roundness of my body from
my cheeks to buttcheeks to him and him only. I am chubby.
2. I vow to always talk out my issues with ________. This
doesn't necessarily pertain to the issues we directly share
with each other, but issues overall to help us both relieve
stress and hash out the problems we face daily whether I feel
meme or hungry.
3. No matter how difficult or sitcom-like my relationship will
get, no matter how odd we get: We will be together.
4. I acknowledge that ____’s career is as important as mine,
and that we both have equal right to have our work therefore,
I will let him have more girls and show his belly to fans
because money don't lie ( also my hips. )
5. I vow above all else not to commit overwhelming sarcasm and
make sure to listen before opening my cutie mouth.