ABClan #33

ABC Chronicles 33

Zaman Covid—19 ni, camne gamaknya Pada 9/6/2019, PakSu Razib &
MakSu Kamariah datang all the way
business stall makanan & from Singapore untuk ziarah PakNgah yg
TokSu Razak tu, ya? PakNgah tanya TokSu, baru jer kehilangan MakNgah & anak2 yg
beliau kata food stall dah tutup sebelum Covid— kehilangan ibu tempat mereka mengadu
19 melanda lagi.. jadi, takde tekanan le ke atas tak sampai sebulan sebelum tu.. terharu
food business-nya tu. Yg betul terkesan ialah
kami di atas peringatan & keprihatinan
, walaupun masih boleh mereka. Dalam bulan September 2020
bertahan tapi collection-nya banyak merosot.. rasa2nya, PakSu Razib ada tanya kami
ada beberapa bulan tu sewa TokSu tak dapat tentang rumah kat Shah Alam @ KL
bayar penuh. Nasib baik le owner dapat pertim- sebab dia nak sewa @ beli untuk me-
bangakan pengurangan sewa di atas kesusahan nempatkan Pusat Tahfiz, kalau tak silap.
TokSu memandangkan dah lapan (8) tahun Memang bagus betul PakSu Razif yg
TokSu menyewa dengannya. Alhamdulillah. sentiasa berjuang keras untuk memer-
Allahuakbar. Mari le kita sama2 doakan agar tabatkan agama Islam yg suci ini di
urusan TokSu Razak & yg seangkatan negaranya sendiri, Singapura, maupun di
dengannya dipermudahkan & Allah juga negara isterinya, Malaysia. Semoga
segera angkatkan pandemik Covid-19 yg Allah permudahkan segala urusan
melanda kita ini supaya Kehidupan Kita PakSu Razib sekeluarga serta rakan2
Semua kembali aman & sejahtera seperti seperjuangannya. Aamiin.
biasa. In Syaa Allah. Aamiin.
PakSu Razib ada menjemput kami
Dulu Haizura, anak sulung TokSu & sekeluarga & tentunya Kaum Kerabat
anak keduanya, Fiza, yg bekerja kat gerai tu. Melaka yg lain ke Majlis Perkahwinan
Haizura haritu dah balik bekerja ke opis lama, anak2nya, Muhd Khairul Anwar &
pastu dah pindah ke kilang lain yg berdekatan pasangannya, Nur Hanisah bt Khosni
dgn rumah TokSu & sekarang dah berjawatan dan Muhd Khairul Irfan (Bongsu) &
Senior Planner. Fiza juga dah bekerja dgn McD pasangannya, Noor Fazira bt Safarjan
outlet yg terdekat, dapat le mereka duduk dgn (macam nama Pakistan jer) pada 26/12/2020.
parents.. jimat le sikit. Shahmi, anak ketiga PakSu buat di Singapura juga & dalam
TokSu dah tamat Medical College & dijangka keadaan Pandemik Covid—19 yg masih
bertugas di sebuah hospital Kerajaan di Kangar, melanda masa tu & masih juga belum
Perlis mulai 5/4/2021.. TokSu tak pasti pula reda lagi sekarang ni, memang tak dapat
le kami nak tunaikan jemputan itu.. kami
hospital dah kirim duit melalui Along Fakhzan @
DiRaja yang bank-in rasa2nya tu. Selamat Pengantin
mana satu Baru diucapkan kepada Anwar &
tapi sudah Irfan serta isteri masing2. Semoga
tentu bukan Allah berkati hidup mereka & mereka
KPJ Perlis
Specialist kekal bersama hingga ke Jannah. 51

Hospital sebab
itu hospital
swasta. Akhir
sekali, Hazira, anak keempat yg dikira Busu le
tu, tak disangka dah di tahun akhir rupa2nya..
Hazira belajar IT. Alhamdulillah, sungguh baik
rezeki semua anak TokSu, tiga (3) orang dah
ada kerja & yg last dah nak habis belajar.
Tinggal cucu2 TokSu le yg dua (2) orang tu yg
diharap dapat dididik seperti ibu/ibu sedara/
bapa sedara mereka demi kejayaan masa depan
yg cemerlang. In Syaa Allah. Aamiin.

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Pengasas Md Said Maidin Clan Keluarga PakLong Azman
PakLong Azman dah ada cucu rupa2-
(Nek Che Mah Chapter) nya. Alhamdulillah. Ahmad Bukhari &
Sakinah dah ada anak.. Abu Hurairah
TokNyang Md Said & NekNyang Che Mah asyik bekerja jer sejak mula Lockdown
dah lama takde. Jadi, next time, PakNgah dulu sampai tak sempat nak jumpa isteri,
letak TokSu Razak & Familinya jer le kat sini
untuk menggantikan tempat Pengasas2 main lebihkurang kata PakLong. Hihihi. Anak
-clan ini. Kira dah ada tempat le untuk letak Sakinah tak sabau nak keluau, kata atuk-
TokSu daripada membiarkan beliau berlegar nya lagi. Muhd Thaqif baru lapan (8)
jer kat atas tu.. biar le PakSu Razib & Cikgu
Sahak jer yg berlegar2 kat situ, hehehe. Takde bulan dalam perutnya ibunya dah lahir,
cerita pula pasal CikGu Sahak kalini.. next pada 22/5/2021 ni nanti setahun le
issue le, kot? umurnya.. sama Birthday dgn arwah
Moyangnya, TokUda Dolah, tak dapat
The Abdullah Kassim Clan le nak Birthday sekali. Ahmad Aiden,
anak Ahmad, 4/9/2021 nanti le baru
AtukUda Dolah & NekUda Maznah cukup usianya setahun iaitu sama pula
Birthday dgn Moyang sedaranya, NekSu
NekUda Maznah bertongkat dah lama dulu, Midah.. boleh le buat Birthday sekali
pastu dah lama juga tak bertongkat.. Pak
Ngah Dolah belum dapat lagi rahsia sebenar nanti, hehehe. PakLong
NekUda tu. Dulu NekUda kata dia makan kata Abu tu dirinya sendiri-
beras Pony Pony ke apa tu.. PakNgah pun
dah lama guna beras yg sama waktu dgn pun tak terurus.. Segha-
beras tu masa MakNgah Puteh bai, katanya. Abu masa ni
ada lagi lama dulu tapi tak jalan- bertugas sebagai Quality
pun. Nanti PakNgah cuba tanya Controller kat PETRONAS.
Nek Uda balik semula le. Tunggu le bila dah lama
sikit kerja, dah stable sikit
NekUda memang masih nanti, boleh le dia tumpu
kuat & selalu juga PakNgah lihat- untuk kembangkan keluar
nya dalam wassap melawat kakak-
nya, Wan @ NekLong/Lang tu. -ganya pula. Kata orang,
Anak2/Menantu2 NekSu panggil Tak lari gunung dikejar..
Bonda PakNgah tu MakLong tapi
di sebelah Cikgu Sahak tu pula hehehe.
panggilan Wan ialah MakLang.
Mana2 le tu.. hehehe.

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Awal tadi di slot Perjalanan Hidup Abu & Famili duduk kat bilik stor yg dah
Kita, PakNgah Dolah kata tinggal lagi 8 @ 9 di-modify tu.. PakNgah tak pasti lokasi-
orang anak PakLong yg belum kahwin. Silap nya. Haritu bila Busu Masyitah dikatakan
tu, anak PakLong 10 orang jer.. baru cek kat nak berkahwin, NekUda dah bina siap
dalam majalah ni #24. Jadi, 7 orang jer lagi. sebuah bilik kat belakang tu untuknya
Pukul 8:20 mlm. PakLong pos gambar anak tapi bila dah tak jadi kahwin, Sakinah &
nombor enamnya, Abu Huzaifah, yg sedang Famili le yg ambilalih bilik tu. Lagipun,
kendong kedua2 anak buahnya dgn mesej, Sakinah katanya mengajar mengaji kat
mana tu. Ahmad & isteri pula duduk di
Pak Andak Huzaifah yg rajin melayan. rumah PakLong kat mana tu.. Ahmad
Kebetulan diorang ada malam ni. PakNgah kerja dgn PETRONAS juga tapi bahagian
lain le. Ada banyak lagi info yg PakNgah
tanya anak sapa, tu yg PakNgah dapat tau pun tak dapat le nak ceritakan semuanya
info pasal Thaqif (tak berbaju) tu. Tapi bila Pak di sini.. tak berapa ingatpun ada.
Ngah tanya pasal Aiden, PakLong kata dia tak
sempat tanya sebab diorang dah Nek Uda ni haritu anak2 nak bagi
balik. Oleh kerana PakLong kata dia kat dia henfon tapi NekUda taknak..
akan tanya Ahmad kemudian, Pak macam2 le alasan NekUda bagi. Tapi bila
Ngah nak cuba call & tanya Busu NekUda hadir mesyuarat ke apa dgn
Masyitah.. tak angkat pula, dah tidur kawan2nya baru2 ni, Nek Uda rasa out
le tu, kot? PakNgah tengok jam dah of place pula bila tengok kawan2nya
pukul 11:30 mlm, PakNgah nekad guna henfon untuk wassap dsb. Mung-
untuk call juga NekUda.. angkat, kin tak lama lagi boleh le Pak Ngah
hahaha. main2 mesej dsb dgn NekUda melalui
wassap kita yg sekarang ni ada TokSu
Bila dah bercakap dgn Nek Razak jer yg berpangkat datuk/nenek kat
Uda tu, tau2 jer le, banyak le info dalam grup tu. In Syaa Allah. Hidup Nek
baru yg PakNgah dapat lebih dari yg Uda. Gambar hiasan tu ada juga sikit
diminta.. termasuk pasal PakNgah rupa NekUda, ya? Ye le, bila dah tua2 ni,
Azhar dah beli rumah yg opposite semua orang tuapun dah keli-hatan
rumah NekUda tu. Alhamdulillah. macam serupa jer rupanya dgn kita, ya
NekUdaku?

PakNgah ada nak bercerita pasal
QURBAN WHMSM 2020 tu.. tapi kita
bagi can le pula kat orang di slot sebelah
tu, ya?.. nanti takde pula cerita kat situ,
kan? Hehehe.

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Keluarga PakUda Azli berdering sebab Elyana jer yg tau cara
Tak sempat korek info terkini. untuk angkat & jawab telefon tu.. ada
Keluarga PakNgah Azhar sikit problem that telephone. Nanti Pak
Tak sempat korek info terkini. Ngah cuba tanya Elyana balik semula,
Keluarga Pak Aznan masihkah itu kesnya? Pastu PakNgah tak
Masa hadir kenduri kahwin The Wedding of pula call henfon Aki.. hihihi.
The Century, Pak Aznan dicari2 oleh anak2
PakNgah sebab diorang tak ingat rupanya.. Keluarga MakLong Marnida
hehehe. PakLong Zul berjaya uruskan QURBAN
Keluarga Busu Masyitah WHMSM 2020 setelah dah empat (4)
Masa pembahagian berkat ke rumah2 jiran tahun gamaknya Kaum Kerabat WHMSM
sempena Pernikahan Faris & Syazreen tu, tak ber-QURBAN. Walau bagaimanapun,
Fahmy kata dia terlupa nak hantar sebungkus Qurban kalini tak dapat dijalankan seperti
kat Busu Masyitah. Minta maaf sangat2, biasa sebab Pandemik Covid—19.. takleh
Busu. Laaa, PakNgah pergi cerita buat apa? ramai2 berkumpul di tapak Qurban, kena
What she / they don’t know, won’t hurt her / patuh SOP yg ditetapkan oleh Kerajaan,
them. Ni Busu dah tau, mesti dia terasa.. hanya tukang lapah & tukang timbang
hadoiiiii. jer yg hadir. PakNgah tak dapat nak
cerita dgn detail perjalanan Qurban tu..
The Kamarrudin Jantan Clan ingat tak yg PakNgah dah ter-delete chat
wassap WHMSM tu? Jadi, PakNgah bagi
AtukSu Din & NekSu Hamidah cerita ringkas jer di mana yg PakNgah
Panjang umur, baru jer sebut tadi.. dahpun dapat korek & PakNgah sertakan foto2
sampai NekSu Hamidah ke rumah kakaknya, berkenaan, jika ada.. gambar ada & tak
hilang rasa2nya. In Syaa Allah.
Wan, dibawa oleh PakLong Zul & Famili.
Mana PakLong & MakLong ni tak bergambar PakNgah Dolah & Famili balik
sama? Kata PakLong dalam wassap, MakLong untuk Hari Raya Haji tu & apabila Pak
Zaleha rindu Abang Dolah.. rindu nak jumpa
le tu sebab kalau rindu call, baru jer berbual Long minta wakil yg ber-Qurban
dalam telefon minggu lepas. Walau apapun, untuk bantu mereka, PakNgah
PakNgah cuba call juga Wan dalam pukul terus bagitau Fahmy yg berada di
2:30 ptg pada 23/3/2021.. terus hilang, dah luar dgn Hazim pada masa tu
rosak balik ke telefon rumah Aki tu? Ke nak supaya terus ke sana untuk bantu
& bawa Hazim sekali.. orang2
k5en4a Elyana ada kat rumah tu masa telefon tu muda yg kuat tu. Alhamdulillah.

Sebelum tu, PakNgah
Mahazan mula2 nak buat Qurban
kat rumah Cikgu Ishak tapi Cikgu
kata dia balik ke rumah sedaranya
haritu. Minta maaf le. Pastu Pak
Ngah minta kebenaran nak buat
kat rumah Aki. Mula2nya Aki kata
okay tapi kemudian Aki terpaksa Minta
maaf juga sebab takmau ambil risiko
tentang Covid—19 tu. Lagipun, Aki takut
bila dah ramai2 tu, takut terlanggar SOP..
susah nak kawal nanti. Jadi, akhirnya
Qurban dibuat di rumah NekSu juga le.
PakLong Zul dapat minta tempat penyem
-belihan tu potong kaki dsb siap2.. jadi, di
rumah NekSu tinggal potong2 untuk
timbang & bungkus jer le.

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Mereka berkumpul di rumah Nek
Su sebelum sama2 bergerak ke tempat
penyembelihan bagi mengambil daging
Qurban yg telah siap diasingkan kaki,
kepala dsb tu. Jauh ke dalam hutan
mereka rentas dgn kenderaan gagah yg
disediakan oleh Geng Qurban PakLong
Zul.. kena pakai truck power untuk
harung jalan hutan & ladang apa tu.
Orang2 muda diperlukan untuk humban
daging2 tu ke dalam truck & baling ke
tanah di rumah NekSu.. yg tua2 bagi lip
service jer le, hehehe.
. Sampai markaz, orang2 muda yg
lebih ramai di situ le yg bantu untuk turun-
kan daging & letak ke tempat yg disediakan
untuk proses potong, timbang & masuk ke
dalam beg plastik. PakLong Zul & PakNgah
Mahazan uruskan pembahagian daging
kepada yg ber-Qurban, manakala peng-
hantaran ke tempat lain tu PakLong Azman
yg uruskan. Untuk memasak bagi jamuan di
rumah NekSu, kumpulan orang2 muda
didatangkan dari rumah Aki Bukit Darat
bagi kerja potong2. Tak jumpa pula foto2
anak2 dara berkenaan buat kerja memotong
& bantu memasak rendang & sup daging tu..
mana pergi cameraman? Tapi kelibat mereka
ada kelihatan semasa mereka mengambil
daging ni.. boleh le tu, kot?

Dak Umair pakai T-shirt oren, 55
ayahnya pula pakai hijau.. Senang le
cam diorang. PakLong Azman pakai

baju putih ada kelihatan di tempat
penyembelihan.. fotopun tak banyak,
lebihnya video yg PakNgah pun tak
berapa cekap untuk buat stills. Patut
depan Fahmy ni ada PakNgah Maha-
zan tapi tak rajin pula PakNgah nak

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rakamkan imej PakNgah tu. Sori, ya Azan..
hehehe. Gambar2 posing ramai2 & makan2
tu ada le tapi Pak Ngah dah konfius sikit bila
sebenarnya foto2 tu diambil. Yg pasti gambar
PakNgah potong daging ni diambil pada Hari
Raya Kedua le selepas selesai acara QURBAN
2020 tu. Sedap betul makanan yg disediakan
oleh PakLong Zul & His Qurban Gang.. anak2
PakNgah dah jeling2 kat PakNgah bila Pak
Ngah dah mula makan lebih2 sikit tu. Nak

buat camne? Sedaaap.. hehehe. Keluarga PakLang Mahazrul
Kalau ada le MakNgah Puteh, sudah tentu dia- PakLang Mahazrul ada kelihatan on the
First Day of Hari Raya Haji kat rumah ibu-
pun akan seronok sakan menikmati hidangan nya, NekSu (baju Melayu biru) tapi pada
QURBAN yg exquisitely delicious ni yg tak Hari Qurban tak pasti pula. Ada urusan,
pernah PakNgah rasa camni sebelum ni rasa2- ya Azrul? Cerita lamapun, kan?.. mata
nya. Extremely High Compliments to the
Chefs.. lain kali buat lagi, ya? PakNgah pula dah kian kelabu, berpinau
mata nak gerudi imej2 yg banyak tu.
Walaupun tak dapat kumpul ramai2
macam Qurban dulu tapi meriahnya masih
ada. Hari Raya Pertamapun meriah di sana sini

tapi PakNgah selitkan gambar jer le.. tak larat
dah nak bercerita. Mungkin PakNgah selitkan
caption berkaitan kat bawah gambar2 tu jer
le.. betul @ gurau tu taktau le, hehehe.

Keluarga PakNgah Mahazan
MakNgah Ida ada jemput kami ke kenduri

kahwin abangnya rasa2nya tapi PakNgah tak
rasa berapa sihat untuk hadir. Malu PakNgah
sebab NekUda dari Melakapun boleh sampai.
Manyak lugi laaa sebab tatak lapat jumpa
NekUda. Astaghfirullahal ‘adzim. PakNgah
ada sebut dalam Diari PakNgah rasa2nya, kat

sini Pak Ngah selitkan gambar jer le.. hihihi.

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Keluarga PakCik Mahazrin
Tak sempat korek info terkini.
Keluarga PakCik Mahdzafir
Tak sempat korek info terkini.

Tengok tu, tak tentu arah tarikh2nya..
PakNgah dah tak larat nak cek. Jadi, korang
sendiri2 le ingat2kan tarikh2 & okasi2 yg
sebenarnya, janji ada gambar.. hihihi.

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Kita imbau balik Hari Raya
Puasa 2019 sejenak.. MakNgah
baru meninggal dunia pada 11
Ramadhan. First time le kami ber-
Hari Raya tanpa beliau. Hari Raya
Puasa tu di kampung, MakLang &
Famili dapat bersama kita. Alham-
dulillah. Tahun 2020, MakLang
dah takde balik.. takpe le, nak
buat lagu mana? Harap2 Raya
Puasa @ Haji 2021 nanti, Mak
Lang balik le, ya? Dah rindu
masakan MakLang. Bawa le
cucu2 sekali. In Syaa Allah.

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Di sini, PakNgah masuk balik gambar2
caca-marba untuk mengisi ruang2 yg kosong.
Gambar PakNgah Azhar tu Raya Tahun 2020
rasa2nya.. yg bawah semua tu kira foto Raya
Haji 2020 punya le, nasib baik le dipilih untuk
paparan, hihihi. Anak dara sorang yg biliknya
Dak Sakinah dah takeover bila dia tak jadi
kahwin tu, bila pula nak cari orang baru?
Nanti boleh le NekUda buat bilik lain kat
belakang tu.. ada banyak lagi tanah, kan?

Wan nak air kelapa ke tu? Wan
bila ada cucu2 ni, senang le minta apa2,
kan? Bagi jer apa Wan minta, Jang.

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Mari kita intai pula di belakang tabir di PakNgah tak pasti nak delete @ tidak slot
rumah Aki @ AtukLong/Lang Bakar ni.. tanpa setengah mukasurat pasal eBook ni
sebab dah taktau apa nak cerita lagi pasal
kerja keras mereka, kebulur le diorang kat luar benda yg PakNgah dah taktau nak buat
tu, hihihi. Itu kuah putih untuk laksa Kelantan apa dengannya ni. Tapi oleh kerana Busu
masih dok cerita lagi pasal subjek eBook
tu. Sedaaaap. Terima kasih Nana, Elyana, ni, Busu masih nak minta PakNgah buat
Akmal & Akalili.. wa caya lu. Tahun 2021 ni eBook.. jadi, PakNgah kekalkan le dulu
kalau MakLang balik, jangan pula ko slot ni. Mana tau masin mulut Busu, akhir-
biarkan MakLang sorang2 kat dapur. Pak
Ngah Gurau2 Qurban 2020 jer.. hihihi.

Toksoh laa gi kekoh (gigit.. loghat Kelantan) pulok nya terhasil juga sebuah eBook sulung
buah kelapa tu, Fahmy oiii! Pergi le carik PakNgah. In Syaa Allah.
parang kontot sampai dapat. Huh!
Rupa2nya ada drama bertajuk
Sekian, selamat membaca. Wassalam. Mulut Masin, ya? Nanti PakNgah nak
tengok le drama tu, manatau boleh dapat
idea. Dapat idea dari menengok drama
Mulut Masin? Biar betul? Alaaa, Pak
Ngah kata manatau jer.. bukan manitou.
Kalau takmau datang sama itu idea, takpe
le.. nak buat lagu mana kalau dah takmau
datang, kan? Eh, bila baca sinopsis, macam

khurafat pula cerita tu.. tak jadi
tengok le.

Sekian.

Mula ditaip pada: 20/03/2021 Mula ditaip pada: 26/03/2021
Tamat pada: 26/03/2021 Tamat pada:
Modify pada: 26/03/2021 Modify pada: 26/03/2021
26 & 27/03/2021
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Artikel ni MakLang tulis sebulan selepas artikel
MakLang pasal LENGKUAS tu iaitu pada
26.4.2018 tapi tak berpeluang untuk Pak Ngah
masukkan ke majalah ini hingga le hari ini 13.3.2021 iaitu
hampir tiga (3) tahun kemudian. Kita ikuti le petua Mak
Lang berkenaan dengan tumbuhan ini, semoga memberi
manfaat. In Syaa Allah.

Khasiat Pokok SIRIH CINA

Dah lama MakLang dok perhati pokok tu yang tumbuh dgn sendirinya dalam parit
depan rumah. MakLang rasa macam pernah baca tentang pokok tu tapi tak ingat
apa namanya. Tapi kalau tak tahu namapun, kalau MakLang Google boleh je. Tapi
tidak pulak MakLang cuba Google, sehinggalah tadi bila PakLang kemas2 depan ru-
mah.. dia dah cabut pokok tu, longgok nak dibuang. Tapi Alhamdulillah, MakLang
sempat tengok, terus MakLang ambil pokok tu letak dalam bekas dan serta—merta
MakLang ambil gambar dan wassap kat kawan dalam grup, tanya apa nama pokok tu.
Salah seorang kawan membalas mesej, Rasanya tu pokok Sirih Cina. Terus Mak
Lang Google, memang betul itulah pokok Sirih Cina dan banyak pula khasiatnya.
Kalau tak, MakLang ingat itu pokok yang tidak ada apa2 khasiat.

Untuk itu, dalam artikel kali ini, MakLang akan kongsi rahsia kebaikan
pokok ini. Kepada Kerabat yang sudah tahu dan sudah praktik memakannya sebagai
menu masakan atau dibuat ubat.. baguslah. Kepada yang baru nak cuba macam Mak
Lang ni, meh kita sama2 cuba ek? Tadipun, selepas dah tahu khasiat pokok tu, terus
MakLang buat ulam. Mulanya nak masak lemak atau tumis, tapi tak sempat, sebab
baru balik dari pekan dah dekat 2:00 petang. Nasi memang MakLang dah siap letak

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masa nak keluar. Jadi, masa balik singgah beli gulai je, tu yang ingat balik rumah nak
masak daun pokok tu. PakLang pulak dah tak boleh tunggu, dia dah lapor benor,
makanya MakLang buat ulam sajalah.

Suka benor nampak PakLang makan, pulak2 bila Mak
Lang kata daun tu banyak khasiat, apa lagi, perut diapun dah
lapar, daun yang dihidang habis dimakan. Alhamdulillah.
Tengok betapa Allah tu sayangkan umatNya, DIA beri kita
tumbuhan yang berkhasiat di halaman rumah kita, di tepi2
parit, dalam pasu pokok kita yang lain. Sifatnya yang menum
—pang tapi memberi manfaat kepada kita. Kalau kita tak
tahu, kita tarik2 buang je tumbuhan tu. Alhamdulillah, syukur
kepadaNYA yang memberi kita tumbuhan @ tanaman yang
begitu.

Sebelum inipun MakLang memandang sepi saja kepada tumbuhan tu, maklum
saja tumbuhnya pun dalam longkang yang cuma ada sedikit air, ada pasir dan lumut
yang membolehkan dia tumbuh subur. Sudah lama MakLang perasan tumbuhan tu
tumbuh di situ. Pada mulanya rasa nak cabut buang tapi Allah tidak izinkan. Sebalik
—nya, Allah mengerakkan hati MakLang supaya biarkan saja dia tumbuh kerana Mak
Lang rasa seperti pernah melihat atau membaca hal tumbuhan itu di mana2. Mak
Lang kan suka kepada tumbuhan2 berunsurkan herba, tidak sangka pula di halaman
rumah MakLang pun ada herba yang tumbuh sendiri seperti menyerah diri kepada
MakLang. Hari inilah baru MakLang kenal tumbuhan itu, itupun selepas PakLang
dah siap cabut dan nak dibuang tapi Allah menghantar MakLang untuk melihat dan
terus ambil tumbuhan itu dari jadi mangsa kena buang.

Tumbuhan LIAR yang Banyak KHASIATnya

Di setengah tempat, pokok Sirih Cina dikenali sebagai Sirih Laut, Sirih Pasir,
Sirih Air, Sirih Bunian dan juga Tumpangan Air atau Ketumpang. Wah!!
Banyak betul nama sirih ni, ye? Tumbuhan renek yang tidak berkayu ini biasanya
tumbuh meliar dan menjalar di celah2 pasu, tepi longkang dan kawasan lembab
seperti tepi sungai atau berhampiran
paya. Bagi mereka yang tidak menge—
nali khasiat sebenar pokok istimewa
ini, ia akan dibuang begitu sahaja.

Sirih Cina atau nama sainti—
fiknya Peperomia Pellucida hidup
sebagai tumbuhan menumpang se—
hingga akhirnya akan menyebabkan
semak—samun. Namun begitu, tum—

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buhan herba ini sebenarnya mempunyai khasiat serta
nilai yg tinggi terutama dalam bidang perubatan. Bagi
mereka yang mengetahui kegunaan dan khasiatnya,
biasanya tumbuhan ini dijadikan ulam, kerabu, di—
jeruk, masak lemak dan digoreng begitu sahaja. Ia juga
dijadikan alternatif dalam merawat beberapa masalah
kesihatan lainnya seperti gout, darah tinggi, buasir,
diabetis, meredakan batuk, melegakan selesema, me—
rawat jangkitan pundi kencing, mengatasi penyakit
buah pinggang, merawat penyakit kulit seperti kayap,
jerawat dan bisul, selain menjadi penawar kepada sakit sendi, bengkak, luka terbakar,
sakit perut serta meredakan cirit—birit.

Sirih Cina atau Ketumpang Air agak popular
dalam merawat masalah gout dan darah tinggi. Tumbu—
han ini dikatakan dapat mengurangkan paras asid urik
dalam badan jika diamalkan setiap hari sebagai ulam
harian. Pucuknya rasa lebih berlemak berbanding daun
yang sudah tua atau matang. Pengambilan pucuk ini
setiap hari dikatakan mampu
membantu mengurangkan sakit kepala dan mencegahnya
daripada berulang, manakala patio perahan tumbuhan
herba ini juga mampu merawat jangkitan pada mata.

Terdapat beberapa cara atau kaedah penggunaan
tumbuhan ini yang boleh kita amalkan sebagai alternatif
dalam merawat beberapa jenis penyakit.

Cara Penggunaan SIRIH CINA dalam PERAWATAN

Melegakan Panas Demam
Sekiranya berlaku keadaan kecemasan seperti
demam, daun dan batang pokok ini boleh diramas
bersama sedikit campuran air, lalu disapukan ke atas
kepala bagi mengurangkan suhu badan samada
kanak2 atau orang dewasa.

Cara lain adalah dengan merebus dua (2)
pokok (cekak) tanaman yang diambil segar. Cuci dan
rebus sehingga mendapat satu (1) gelas air patinya.
Biarkan sejuk seketika dan minum airnya sehingga
demam reda.

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Merawat Sakit Kulit, Radang,
Bisul dan Jerawat
Ambil dua (2) rumpun pokok ini dan
dicuci hingga bersih. Rebus dengan
300ml air biasa sehingga mendapat satu
(1) gelas air pati. Minum ketika air masih
panas dan ambil sedikit airnya, sapu pada
tempat yang bermasalah. Ulang dua (2)
kali sehari sehingga sembuh.

Mengubati Sakit Perut dan Cirit—Birit
Ambil tanaman ini dalam secekak. Cuci bersih dan tumbuk halus. Perah dan tapis
air patinya. Minum dan ulangi sehingga sakit perut dan cirit—birit lega.

Merawat Luka Terbakar
Ambil tumbuhan ini dengan kadar secukupnya. Cuci bersih dan tumbuk lumat.
Tempekkan ramuan ini pada bahagian yang sakit. Ulang cara ini beberapa kali sehari
sehingga luka sembuh.

Mengurangkan Sakit Buah Pinggang
Cuci bersih tanaman herba ini, lalu direbus hingga mendapat satu (1) gelas air
patinya. Minum ketika suam. Untuk rawatan terbaik, ulangi minum air ini dua (2)
kali sehari.

Setelah mengetahui khasiatnya, lepas ini bolehlah kita tanam pokok ini dalam
pasu atau di kawasan rumah. Tanahnya nak kena berair atau lembab, tak payah nak
dijaga sangat, bagi dia minum je, eloklah dia. Ia bukan sahaja penting ketika kece—
masan tetapi juga menjadi ubat yang sangat menjimatkan. PakLang pun dah beri
sokongan padu kat MakLang supaya tanam pokok ini dalam pasu. Harap2 pokok—
nya tumbuh suburlah hendaknya.. Petik je bila hendak.

Sekian.

Mula & selesai ditaip pada: 26/04/2018.. Khamis

PakNgah terpaksa taip semula 13/03/2021.. Sabtu 10:10 malam
ke dalam majalah ni sebab tak 14/03/2021.. Ahad 1:30 pagi

jumpa dlm PC.. pada:
PakNgah selesai taip &

masuk gambar pada:

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22022022 is a really special date & I surely
think that thousands of couples will set their weddings
on that date all over the world.. millions even, we will
surely wait & see. And hopefully, too, the Covid—19
pandemic would have been eradicated by then, as

well, a year after
the first vaccine

was given to the Prime Minister of

Malaysia & we should not see this

kind of Statistics anymore in the

WhatsApps or other media in the whole country. In Syaa Allah. Aamiin.

More than a year has passed since last issue, a lot of events had taken place

without them being recorded in here.. including the birth of my niece’s first—born.

I’ll try to get as many info as I can into this issue. As you know, I would like very

much to lasso them all in here but that would almost be an

impossibility, of course, if I don’t want to drag this issue any

longer laaa. I’ve printed Kak Lang Zawiyah’s contributions

a while ago and I’ll be scanning them to see which ones

have successfully made it into my magazine in order to enter

those not in yet. I hope I can transfer them easily, that is by

the copy—pasting method laaa.. provided I can find them in

my PC ‘cos I remember saving them from the e—mail Yah

sent a long time ago. If

not, I’ve no choice but to

type in the missing ones

manually, which I’m not

so eager to do for this issue. Sorry, Yah, if your

articles are again delayed.. Heaven forbid.

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I thought I’ve reported on the Wedding of the Century involving three (3) fine

siblings from the Azman Family of the (Nek Che Mah

Chapter) but it’s not in the previous issue.. I mentioned it but I failed to report it.

So, I hope I could find those photos and info to put it in here.. In Syaa Allah. In

actual fact, there are many events that I need to find their info but, of course, I won’t

be able to make a good report on them as there would be missing

links. So sorry to all you guys and gals concerned for the old,

diseased, incomplete reports that shouldn’t be put in but had to

be put in as they are important events, like births and deaths &

maybe engagements & weddings of very close relatives.. Astagh—

firullahal ‘adzim. So, the things that are happening now in the

present are the ones that I have to do perfectly.. or almost

perfect. I’ll be putting the

actual dates beside those events like always so

as not to misguide you readers. However, the

perfect report for the now events would be

much harder to do as I am not a good

reporter. I won’t claim to be a good writer but

I’m definitely not a good reporter.. huhuhu.

I’ll try my best and hope for the best. In Syaa Allah. Aamiin.

I’ve just finished doing the Perjalanan Hidup Kita column at about 12:00

midnite 9/3/2021. So now, I’m looking at what to do next. I’ve already got Yah’s

contribution which is already there and won’t run away. So, I think I might want to

do the Balong & Bangau column about cats laa first as I’ve an idea what to do and

I better get on with it before I forget the initial info.. the rest will come as I go on.

Okay, I’ve finished doing Balong & Bangau at about 7:00 p.m. today 11/3/2021

which I started doing yesterday, I think. I usually state the

date when I start to do any column but I forgot to do it this

time.. forgetful me. I just put in the estimated date I started

at the end of the column, hehehe. So, I think I can now do

Yah’s work, that is by transferring them in here.. not typing

them laaa, hopefully. I don’t know how long that will take..

you just see my next comment in here laaa.

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Hey, something funny I discovered when trying to start on the Ngomel Yah @

Mak Lang column. I was deleting the article that I thought was the previous one but

what’s that cat story doing there? Luckily, I did not do the deleting action all in one

shot. Upon reading that cat story, I went through the previous issues but could not

find this exact cat story anywhere. This means that this cat story has not been

published before. So, how did it get here? I asked Yah to verify the title Sebelum Dia

Pergi and Yah almost immediately confirmed that IT definitely IS the title of her cat

story. She had sent photos with the story which I told her I had unwittingly deleted

all of them. So, to cut the story short, I went on to embellish her story and ADD in

pictures from the internet to enhance the story—telling.

However, towards the end of the story, while going through

the photos in my PC, I ran into two (2) of the photos that I

thought I had deleted. So, I now have the actual pictures of the
black cat & the dead cat at the back of a neighbor’s house. Great!

Alhamdulillah. Finally, I managed to finish on the cat story at

about 11:30 p.m. on 12/3/2021 itself.. a one day job only laaa. I

only embellish an already written article.. so, it shouldn’t take me too long. What’s

not great, though, is that the cute black cat has been gone from Yah’s house since

Hari Raya Haji last year. Oh, wow! What a pity. Well, what to do.. that’s life, right? So,

now.. what do I do next? I might be looking at the other articles by Yah where one (1)
or two (2) of them might be grazing the Berita Kesihatan & Herba column. But,
that’s for tomorrow laaa.

Berita Kesihatan & Herba containing Yah’s 2018 contribution, Subhanallah,

is done @ 1:31 a.m. on 14/3/2021. I have another health related article from Yah

that she wrote in 2019 and if I’m rajin, I might want to enter it after that 2018 one.

We’ll just wait and see. And her Seram story also written in 2019 I might also consider

con—tinuing to her contribution already in. The Perjalanan Hidup Kita column

which I’ve initially finished doing on 9/3/2021, has just been reactivated as there’s

a bit more items to put in.. namely, the Triple Weddings in Sg

Udang, Malacca & the Wedding in Segamat, Johor that happened

simultaneously on 28/9/2019. Luckily, I’ve already prepared the

pics concerned down there much earlier. Other pictures, if any,

will be duly located & inserted to complete the picture.

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I forgot to mention something upon returning home after Faris’s Wedding. Nana
has initiated giving something to our neighbors to announce the occasion. She had
contacted the local caterer before leaving for Kedah. Auntie Jah Masak prepared
the bungkus and the bride & groom together with Fahmy delivered the nasi minyak
with lauk to the nearby neighbors up to Uncle Hisham the Actor’s house only. In Syaa
Allah, when the country is okay once again & the PKP removed,
we could do the real occasion. The bride’s parents said they are
going to do it this coming June 2021. Maybe we could do ours
after that.. In Syaa Allah, for both good plans.

We only managed a modest token to the public. For dinner,
Nana & the kids added—on a dish or two (2) to supplement &
compliment the modest nasi minyak feast.. maybe the neighbors
did the same for theirs, hehehe. The neighbors, including the very
generous nasi lauk—seller who always give us leftover dishes from
her shop, gave thank you & congratulatory messages to Angah & Faris.. good for
them. The Aeman Family has now

regained it’s eight (8) member
Roll Call. Alhamdulillah. And Wow!
Yaya sure looks so big, ain’t she? Not
so clear are the Fabulous Faoursome
back there.. so, here they are. Angah
could not get it any clearer.. espe—
cially my cool, suave, debonair look?
If only I knew how to use that photo—enhancement application.. hihihi.
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I’m keeping last two (2) issue’s photo of KakNgah in
here to ask you all, What do you make of that split
photo? No idea? That’s to show how so very jealous of

Angah.. and still is. The small photo is the original one.. see

how close KakNgah and the famous comedian were? That’s

why I had to separate them so far away..

hahaha. KakNgah was not around to edit that

issue, I wonder what she would have said if she

saw that splitting images. Editor Fahmy did not

say anything.. maybe he had not reached the

page concerned as he was so very busy all the

time. I think he managed to edit only the few first

pages of that issue as I made corrections for those pages
only. Sorry Fahmy.. if Abah has offended you in
any way. Just take it as a Family or Clan Joke.
Okay, Hombre? Kemo Sabe.. Intan Payung.. Gunung
Meletup! Hihihi.

I was having a problem in trying to copy pictures from my handphone to the PC.

For two (2) or three (3) days I’ve been pulling my

hair in trying to solve the dilemma.. it was really a

big problem for an IT—unfriendly individual like

me. I did only manage to open the WhatsApp on

my PC after Fahmy told me how.. and then, it was

buntu—ville again for me. I could see all the pics

but I could not transfer them to the PC. Fahmy

was working far away and he could not help me

from there, while Faris would not come to me

after his lunch. So, I did the procedure that I

knew how, that is, I snapped the pictures in the

WhatsApp & then transferred the photos the

way I always do it.. I finally did it by doing it my

way. Now, I can continue with my magazine—

making. In Syaa Allah. Alhamdulillah.

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Okay, Angah has finished the Perjalanan Hidup Kita column at 12:32 a.m.
on 17/3/2021. Angah should now get on to the Abu Bakar Clan column which
might take me a long time to do or it might take me a short time.. depending on my
mood, my mood to seek any usable little info from the AB Clan members, hehehe.
That goes for the Hj Mohd Said Clan members also.. the same could happen. So, by
daylight tomorrow laaa, I should go seeking & fleecing.. and then, writing.

Faris has given Angah the Engagement Pictures. So, I’ve finished changing all
the blurry pictures I’ve put in earlier @ about 3:15 p.m. on 17/3/2021. Alham—
dulillah. But, for the Solemnization Pictures, something is terribly wrong.. not
terrible terrible laaa but definitely not good. I could not copy any of the pictures to
replace the blurry ones in here. I think the pictures have to be downloaded first
before they can be copied. I don’t know all that difficult—to—digest IT stuff.. I’ll have
to ask Faris what’s going on & get it fixed or the blurry pictures
stay. While waiting for that, I try to start on the two (2) clan
columns. No dice, I could not find the right mood yet.. I’ll try
again later laaa. Getting back to the something wrong pictures,
I try downloading it or so I thought.. but, I still could not make
head of tail of it. I still have to wait for Faris laaa. Faris did something but the pictures
could not be copied still. What’s wrong?.. or, where did I go wrong?

Okay, I’ve managed to replace the Solemnization Pictures. Alhamdulillah. At
about 3:50 p.m. on 19/3/2021, I’m almost done with the AB Clan column but I
forgot to mention about Fahmy getting a new job in our slot. For some months after
the demise of KakNgah Puteh’s Brother—in—Law, Abang Din Mat Sidin, Fahmy has
been working in a building site in Setia Alam and is not there now after his contract
has expired.. I’m not sure whether the complex was completed or not. Fahmy is now
working in KL as Crane Supervisor. I wonder how he fares working there as he was
having nightmares like night.. I never saw him having nightmares while doing his
Lalamove job that he said was very demanding on his young mind & energy.
However, there’s a good
thing, he now knows so
many more roads along
his numerous Lala—
move routes.

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On 17/3/2021, Yah posted in the WhatsApp a picture
of a cat with a message telling that this cat, which she
dubbed Si Oren, is always at her door after Subuh. Yah said
that she has promised herself not to bela anymore cat after
the two (2) cats mentioned in her article were gone. But, she
will continue giving it food without claiming it to be her
own. It sure looks like a big cat but our eyes could be
deceiving, right? I’ll ask Yah about that later.. as well as it’s
sex (jantina). But, I don’t think she would be bold enough to
check it’s behind.. hihihi. However, it is rather thin.. hasn’t
Yah given it enough food to eat? Or has it the same habit of
memilih makanan like Yah’s dead cat & our Ginger?

I found pictures of Siti Nabilah’s birthday celebration last year on 2/6/2020 but
I don’t think it appropriate to be putting it here now.. we’ll just wait for the next one
laaa. That goes for Azri’s birthday, as well. Since we’ve missed it, then let it remains
missed.. there’s always a next time. The one that I
should be putting in here is, of course, Haikal’s

Birthday wishes. Usually, I
put birthdays at the back
page but since it’s full, I’ll
put it here instead. So,
Happy Birthday, Mohd
Haikal Mohd Shafiq.
May Allah SWT Bless
you on your 12th.
Birthday on 19/3/2021.
Aamiin. You sure are a big
fella now.. almost as tall as
your Mummy. What has Mummy & Daddy given you for your
birthday, Haikal? Don’t shy laaa to share with Atuk.. hihihi.
Since there’s a bit of space left here, I think I’ll just put in
your Auntie Nabilah’s 2020 birthday pic here, too. Happy
very belated Birthday, Busu Bilah.. hehehe.

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I’ve just found this photo at
that date, 20/11/2020, in my
PC.. that’s why I thought I could
not transfer it, because it’s there
already in the PC. I won’t delve
more on it because I also do not
understand the situation. I told
Zaini not to send it anymore,
just the Bukit Tunggal photo/s
laaa. As of 10:27 p.m. on 21/3/2021, Zaini has not responded. Never mind laaa.
I’ve made this issue 66 pages where I’ve done 60.. only six (6) pages left. I just need
to finish doing the Hj Md Said Maidin Clan column before I can wrap up everything
in here. Oh, I forgot. The half page of the eBook note.. do I need to do that or just
delete it? I’ll ponder on it after finishing the HMSC column which I think would
take me a few days. I just remember that 66 is not divisible by 4. So, I need to make
this issue only 64 pages or 68 pages long.. it’s either four (4) or eight (8) pages of
material laaa, that will depend on how long the HMSC column is gonna be. You’ll
have to wait a few days to see the outcome. I have to report on the 2020 Qurban
first where at this point I’m not sure how long a report it will be. I also need to tell
about Along Fakhzan’s broken toe.. should I? For the time being, I’ve just inserted
two (2) more pages to make the total 68.. I do believe it could take that much pages
as I have a little bit more on Faris & Syazreen &
probably on Yah, too, as I’ve just found the envelope
with Yah’s address in Teluk Intan written by Sabri
Yunus, the celebrity who was also Yah’s schoolmate a
long time ago.. Sabri’s elder brother was Yah’s class—
mate actually. So, see you later.

What the heck. Mari laaa ambo cerito
sekare. Yah contacted Sabri by letter some time
ago when she got his address. She told him that
she was her big brother Azman’s classmate & she
remembered how Sabri was already popular with
the school children back then as he was joyful.

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Sabri was born in 1961 in Pengkalan
Chepa, that’s where we siblings lived when
we were young.. he’s a year older than our
Zubby. Sabri wrote back & told Yah that
maybe they could be friends, something
like that.. if you can read the letter, you’ll

know by yourself what he
said. 29/10/2020 was the
date Yah WhatsApped that envelope to Angah together with
the reply letter from Sabri. I think Yah Googled his family photos & sent them to
Angah. For you Malay drama buffs, Sabri’s son is also an actor.. Angah noticed him
in the Telefilm, Perempuan Di Hujung Kampung. The cekmek molek on the left
looks familiar.. is she an actor, too, like her brother? I wonder. Well, I should wonder
no more as when I Googled, only a son,
Muhammad Saidi Mohd Sabri, came out
from my search. It was hot in the Instagram
last time that they thought Issey Fazlisham @
Titan was Sabri’s son/nephew. Sabri is my
sifu, Issey told them. He brought me into
the industry. Angah purposely use this Mira
Filzah selfie.. don’t know why, hihihi.

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As of 7:59 p.m. on 26/3/2021, I’ve finished doing all the other columns, except
this one & I need to polish the last page as one photo is ugly. So, I have two (2) pages
left to wrap up. Shouldn’t be a problem there. First
off, I’ve just found Zeni’s invitation card for her
step-daughter’s wedding on 28/9/2019. However,
I still has not gotten the photo of the Maples on
that day. Never mind laaa. I also just found out
that I’ve not reported on Namierah’s Wedding in
here. As last issue only reported on events up till
the End of December 2018, that’s why that January
2019 date got missed, unintentionally. As had
happened with Beddy’s slot, I’m going to report on
an event that has happened before another one
that has been reported. I told the story in my
Diary, of course, that’s why I thought it was already
in. What to do, eh? Sometimes (all the time, actually.. hahaha),
weird things happen in my magazine.

Before going on to Namierah, let’s look at this
photo—art job produced by KakLang.. how creative our sister is, right? A while back, I
made her Art Director for my magazine.. but, of course, she thought it was a joke.
Luckily, she thought I was joking, if
not, how was I gonna pay her? Even
for a mere, normal artist, I won’t be
able to afford it as I don’t sell & get
money from any of my magazines..
you all know that. So, no way can
Angah afford to pay anyone? Anyway,
I wonder how many events are being
covered by this amalgam piece? I
could really save a lot of magazine
pages putting pictures this awesome
way. Did she push buttons or she just
made it all tiresomely (or tirelessly) by herself.

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I have just one page left for Namierah,
hope it’s enough.. if not, I have to open four
(4) new pages laaa. Nur Namierah Mohd
Danil was engaged to Abd Qayyum Abd
Shukur @ Yum on 6/7/2018 & Zeni set the
Wedding for 2/2/2019.. that was recorded
in the AB Clan #31 (April—October 2018)
issue. However, the date was brought forward

a week early to 26/1/2019.
Even in her not—so—very—
well condition, KakNgah still
insisted on going for her
niece’s Solemnization. Only
four (4) of us went to
Segamat with Fahmy driving
most of the way, I think..
Angah & Faris drove on the
way back. Nana was in Japan
while Along have had some work to
do. We rented a hotel room for the
night & checked out the next
morning. Fahmy had to go with his
friend to Kedah for their friend’s
wedding. So, only three (3) of us
drove back straight to Shah Alam
as KakNgah’s condition worsened..
Angah & Faris could not sleep that
night because of that. So, we exchanged drivers while on the way & arrived home
safely. Alhamdulillah. Sorry for the short take, Zeni. No more space laaa.
Thank you.

Dimulakan pada: 08/09/2019 75
.. sambung pada: 08/06/2020
.. sambung lagi: 23/02/2021
Tamat pada: 26/03/2021.. The Desk & Extended Desk
Modify pada: 26 & 27/03/2021.. ingat nak tambah hingga ke 80 mukasurat.. dah tak larat daaa, space-pun dah yilek!

ABC Chronicles 33 First print date:

Selamat Ulang 21 April 2021
Tahun Kelahiran
Reprint date:
5/3/2021
11 May 2021
19/3/2021

21/3/2021

No. 33 Nov. 2019—Mac 2021 24/3/2021
31/3/2021

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