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Christmas Edition
December 2018

Articles by 1/13R, Petrik Lajos Vocational
School, Hungary

The Legal Eagle

McBurger’ acquire Santa Claus’ Elves, and
Reindeers. CEO renames company to
“McChristmas”

“We must take our company to a higher level, and serve food even faster, and better. Elves, and Reindeers are
the answer for our problem.” Says McBurger’ CEO Steve Westernbook. The​​future​​of Santa Claus’ company is in

a ​huge trouble ​for making this fatal decision, they are in a difficult situation to r​eplace​the manpower they had
before.

The world’s children are r​ioting and demanding ​Steve Westernbrook to bring back the Elves, and Reindeers to
Santa Claus’ company.CEO of ​Christmas Co. Santa Claus d​idn’t declare any opinion on the deal. The big

question is, ​will there be Christmas this year?​ If so, how is Steve Westernbrook going to calm the children all
around the​globe​?

This article is written by: Bertalan Solti, and Dániel Boda

Santa is asking for ​YOUR​help! 

The Christmas we know and love is in grave danger. Our sources
reported, that a multimillionaire company, Didney,
has bought up the Santa Claus franchise, which was

on the verge of bankruptcy. Even though the
business is failing, they saw an opportunity to
capitalize the whole thing. They are trying to charge
an annual fee for the Christmas gifts. They say gift
shops will be established worldwide. You can only
buy gifts there, and you can only go inside if you’re
paying the fee. They’re also making a
live-action movie, which will encourage
people to pay the annual fees, and buy
more gifts. Thankfully Green-Peace,
alongside PETA and the Catholic Church

started a campaign against the
bureaucrats.

What can you do? 

If you want to save Christmas and help our cause, you can sign up at

https://w​ ww.attentionallchristmasloversyoushouldfreelygiveawasallyourcreditcardinformation.o

 Article written by Szabolcs H. and Daniel E.
 

 

 

Advance the Christmas Eve? 

 

B​ritish Scientists announced an event that we can't run away from. As we can see 

the water level increases of the oceans exponentially and scientists noticed the Moon 
is going closer and closer. Maybe the gravitation of Earth increased and because of 

this it pulls the Moon. As the Moon getting closer the rotation around the axis 
increases of the Earth. And this event makes a lot of problems on our planet: affects 

every living creature. The forced faster rotation makes the time going faster, 
therefore it shortens the lifetime of every living creature. Because of this the USA 
make purpose the advancing the Christmas Eve by 11 days. 9 days for the reindeer 1 
for the Santa Claus and the last 1 day for Netflix & Chill. But don't be so happy 

because it would be on 13th of December. And it is Friday. 



Articles by 1/13S, Petrik Lajos Vocational
School, Hungary

EXPOSED!
Santa Claus is a ​ROBOT​!
All this time we believed that our loved and adored Santa Claus is
a saint and a friendly gift giver,

who comes in our houses in the
middle of the night.

But BEWARE that is a big LIE.
Because yesterday, at 8

P.M. an anonymous announcer
call us,and he send a couple
evidence. Some pictures and
videos,
and there are truly believable

.Here are some facts about
Santa that we do know now:

➔ -He is an artificial
intelligence

➔ -He is LIED to us,all the time

➔ -He is not a human
➔ -That is the proof that he can go all the houses just a night
➔ -That is the proof that he actually

not fat,and all the cookies and milk
from the people is gone to nowhere.

➔ -He robbed us
➔ -He perish our children and their

mindáűű
➔ -He destroyed our childhood.





 

 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 

Written by: 
The 

FakeBusters 

 

EVERYTHING WE DON’T KNOW ABOUT HOLY FAMILY: 
Written by: Bond News 007 
 

 

Written by: FAKE MASTERPIECES  
 
 

 

Written by: Eyes behind lies 
 

 

Written by: Space Girls 
 
  
 
 
 
 

 
 





Ch​ r​​i​s​tm​ ​a​s ​u​n​i​co​ r​n​ s​

Santa Claus' sleigh is not pulled by reindeer any longer but by unicorns, because reindeer
don't have wings which unicorns have together with horns which light streets at night for

Santa Claus.
Moreover unicorns make Santa Claus invisible so that he can’t be seen by children and

can enter their houses and leave his presents under the Christmas trees.
The days before Christmas, Santa Claus sprinkles magic dust to be able to fly all the night

and unicorns load their light horns with children’s dreams.
Santa Claus prepares all the gifts asked by the children in their letters and brings with

him the magic powder in case it ends.
On Christmas day, that is the big day for Santa Claus, he delivers all the presents and then

he returns to the North Pole partying with a dinner.

TOP GIRLS

1 A PND/PNT
IIS P. SRAFFA CREMA

ITALY

NEW SANTA CLAUS 

 

In this years Santa Claus 
was judged by the weight he 

had accumulated.  
 

Following the complaints from the
reni he had to weaken or he was

fired.

But he has lost too much and
His costume was great.

In this moment we wait the new information. It is said that the
future christmas will

become the grandson, Jhon
Christmas, when he is 65
years old. So the next 63
years will not come again
Santa Claus.

The reindeer resigned and will be
replaced by John's cats.

Written by:
● SEEKERS (Manci Tomina, Creța Claudiu, Clep Mihaela, Bălan Denisa)

From:
● NATIONAL COLLEGE “PETRU RARES”

● BECLEAN

● ROMANIA

Santa Claus in difficulty
The night of December of 20th, while Santa Claus was packing

up the gifts for children, his reindeer escaped away.
Without his reindeer Santa Claus can’t bring gifts to children all

over the world.
He began his research on the morning of December 21st with

his elves.
They didn’t find the reindeer yet.
Santa Claus ​will be able to find his reindeer or this year will not

go through the chimneys?
Will you help him?Write to this email

[email protected]

​Santa Claus needs help 

Santa Claus has broken his sleigh and cannot bring
gifts to children unless he finds a new one soon!!.

Actually he is striving to get a new sleigh on time for
Christmas Eve but the sleighs he has found up to
now are too weak and cannot bear Santa Claus

weight. So Santa Claus is looking for a timber seller
who can help him find sturdy wood so that he can

bring it to the elves, the carpenters that always
wake his sleighs!.

Will you help Santa Claus? Go to this site
www.facebookChristmassleighs.com​and post your

messages!

The reindeer
lost the magic​​to

fly… will be no

This year there
Christmas.

No more gifts for families and children all over the
world. The news came from the Santa Claus elves
that the reindeer lost the magic to fly. The predict
that this year there will be that magic of Christmas

that has always been there. No more Christmas
dinners, family time, exchange of gifts, people
coming and going on the illuminated streets.
they say that there will not be all this because

people have changed.
They no longer want to move or even to put up their

presents, they no longer have the desire to live a
night adventure and make people happy on

Christmas day. For reindeer to get their magic back,
people’s attitude, toward Christmas must change.
What can we do to fix this problem and bring back
Christmas as it used to be?

WRITE TO US AT:
https://www.theblues.HelpUsToReportChristmas.or

g

to give us advice to solve this problem and
SPREAD THE NEWS!!

Ragona   

A COLD DISCOVERY  

From this year christmas will
be celebrated all over the

world with fascist decorations and ceremonies, this
is how the news and the most famous international

newspapers say.
Many options of scientists say that by celebrating in

this way the world will have peace between all
nations so that we are all united for a common
interest.Data made by social professionals indicate
that one in three people have to be normal, but
deep in thought that willing, being cruel to certain
people who have done acts of bullyng, cyberbulling,

robbery, murder is right.

Returning to the fact, those who do not agree with
this EU law will be severy punished.

No gifts at Christmas:
Santa Claus becomes a father!

Franzelli
This news now it is spreading all over the world Mr

Santa Claus this year will not be able to bring
presents because Mss Santa Claus is waiting for
twins. Fortunately “the Ginos” are offered to replace
Santa Claus. The happy children that Christmas did
not end and the beautiful gifts received no longer
wanted Santa Claus. Then “the Ginos” became the
new Santa Claus also called “the father Christmas

Ginos”.



By FakeGuardians.
by GuardTheFake

The Legal Eagle Sports News by Petrik, Hungary

North Pole Packers release Santa Claus due to health issues

Santa Claus wasn’t able to keep fit and follow his diet, so the team doesn’t see any future on
keeping him on the roster. Santa was a great running back for 3 years to this team, he’s the first

ever running back in franchise history to reach 23 Touchdowns.

Krampus is the new head coach of the Greenland Snowflakes

The Greenland Snowflakes were unable to reach the playoffs for 5 years, so they fired former head coach
Elvis Present. Krampus was a offensive coordinator last year, he may be up to the challenge as a head
coach for the first time. “I love the atmosphere, this basketball team is on it’s way to success.” Says
former offensive coordinator Krampus. He already made great bonds with star player Jim Walker and
center Michael Yordan.

Baseball history: First elf to be drafted in the pro-league

The Minnesotta Bucs draft Sammy Little in the first round of the Pro Baseball League. He’s the
first Elv in history of baseball to be in the pro-league. “I feel blessed, I’ll never let my teammates
down, no matter what.” states Sammy Little the first Elv in Pro Baseball League. He lead North

University in homeruns as a batter, and he was really good at pitching too.

 
 
 
 

SA​ NTA ON THE RUN 

 
We were all young once, and most of our parents always told us that Santa Claus is a real person. Well, this silly childish theory 
seems to become an actual fact! Yesterday, on 2nd December three families witnessed a short, hairy and chubby man running 
in the distance, suspiciously, with a huge bag on his shoulder. In fact the weirdest thing is, the three families don't even live on 

the same continent! We had interview with Asian, European, and Australian families on the same day and they all confirmed 
that they saw this person. Unfortunately, noone has seen him after this incident. Was he running away from something? Or 
someone? For now, he might have gone back to the North Pole, reading letters, and separating the naughty kids from the good 

ones. Who knows when we'll see him again! Next summer? Or...? 

By: The “Girl Friends”(Lilien Vizi, Lívia Vass, Milla Turcsán)
Hungary|Nyíregyháza|Barna Sipkay Secondary School

Santa Claus is real!

Ok, ok, so is Santa real? The short answer,
in every way that matters, is YES, Santa
Claus is real! Not only is Santa true, he is
legendary!

Well...you can see Santa Claus is real right

here in this photo...

Christmas is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed primarily on
December as a religious and cultural celebration among billions of people around the world.
Santa Claus, also known as Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, or simply Santa, is a
legendary figure originating in Western Christian culture who is said to bring gifts to the homes of
well-behaved ("good" or "nice") children on Christmas Eve (24 December) and the early morning
hours of Christmas Day (25 December).

He puts gifts under the Christmas tree...

Santa Claus is said to make lists of children throughout the world, categorizing them according to
their behavior ("good" and "bad", or "naughty" and "nice") and to deliver presents, including toys, and
candy to all of the well-behaved children in the world, and coal to all the misbehaved children, on the
single night of Christmas Eve. He accomplishes this feat with the aid of his elves, who make the toys
in his workshop at the North Pole, and his flying reindeer, who pull his sleigh. He is commonly
portrayed as living at the North Pole, and often laughing in a way that sounds like "ho ho ho".
So be nice to receive Christmas gifts...

This is my Christmas tree...

❏ Written by : Bindea Bogdan
❏ From :​N​ ATIONAL COLLEGE “PETRU RARES”

❏ Beclean, Romania

 

Christmas shopping is banned 

Shops must be closed 1 month before christmas, this regulation was made by Francis Pope.
‘’These times, Christmas has lost It’s purpose, because nowadays It’s all about presents and nonsense money
spending’’ Said Francis Pope.

This regulation says: all shops must be closed 1 month before christmas, this include Technical, Toy,
Flower, Gift shops, Jeweller’s and anything except Grocery stores. The shops can only sell food and basic needs.
2 months before Christmas shops can’t put goods on sales until the end of the year.

‘’This regulation will remain in effective until people realise what Christmas is all about’’ Said by the Pope.
Christmas is about selfless love, family and self-sacrifice, and we have forgotten It’s true meaning in the 21st
century.

Team 200IQ Sipkay Barna
Dávid Barócsi

Santa Claus 
Santa Claus robbed more than 6​00.000 h​ouses.  
Police is trying to find the reason why is he doing this, but there is no 

point in the investigation. 
A kid Amanda Smith saw him the last time when he was stealing their 

X-box One. 
So the police is trying to arrest him. 
 
Written by: D​ iana 
Team: Shrek is love Shrek is life 
Nyíregyháza, Sipkay Barna

America is banning Christmas!

American government decided to ban Christmas from the next
year in their attempt to reduce the criminality in this period.
They basically banned churches, christmas lights, christmas
songs and christmas cookies. People will keep working, kids
will go to school and there will be no joy and songs. Rumours
says that European Union plans to ban Chirstmas in Europe too,
like they did with the memes when they agreed with the article
13.

written by:Szasz David
from: ​NATIONAL COLLEGE “PETRU RARES”

​ B​ eclean, Romania



 

The “Hungarian” Santa Claus 

 

One week ago the Santa Claus moved to Hungary. 
The  main  reason  is  that  his  reindeers  can  not  fly  anymore  because  they  had  an  accident  and 
unfortunately  they  broke  their  legs. But, he heard about a Zoo in Nyíregyháza, in Hungary, where 
the Hungarians keep their ‘​Magical Deer​’ and its family. Santa  wanted to buy them, to make  sure 
that he will be able to deliver the presents for the kids.  
 
Fortunately, he could buy them, so he started to train the deers.  
When  the  7  animals  had  a  training  Santa  decided  to  move  to  Hungary.  He was sorry to take the 
deers from their home.  
 
For  a  surprise  he  bought  Nyíregyháza’s highest place and he conjured himself a huge palace to 
live in it, and a factory to make the presents there. He even brought his elves to the new place. In 
an  interview,  he  told  us,  that  anyone  can  visit  him  in  his  home  at  every  Sunday  for  1,000 
Forints/hour. 
 

 
Nyíregyháza, Sipkay Barna 

Team: E-D-O 
Written by: Eszter Gégény 
 

Panos Educational Schools December 3, 2018

BAN ON CHRISTMAS
DECORATIONS!

Our Gloomy Christmas By:Okeana Kosmatou

Alternative A Sad Holiday Season
Christmas Trees
A gloomy Christmas Season awaits all, as it was announced
There are other ways to bring that Christmas decoration will be banned this December.
the Christmas spirit in your Europe will be facing a much rather unjoly Christmas
house without your traditional celebration, as the European Parliament just passed their
tree. Find new ways to make a new law to prohibit the use of LED lights, battery lights,
christmas tree on your own at fake or real Christmas trees and polyisoprene , a polymer
our website used for fake snow. They warn that the carbon emissions
www.funprojects,com ! are rising dangerously fast and the use of christmas trees,
speeds up the process at an alarming rate. This decision was
Projects with Kids made after experiments from UN chemical engineers,
showed that carbon emission in Europe, shot up during the
Your young children might Holiday season, from 34% monthly January-November to
long the usual traditional
Christmas decoration. But
there are alternative fun crafts
to can make. Click on this link
to find some fun christmas
eco-friendly crafts you can do
with your kids these holiday
season:

LED Alternatives

Instead of using electricity and
running LED or battery
operated lights you can use
candles. Its’s a great easy and
cheap idea, and it really makes
a christmas atmosphere!

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Common Uses of LED 57% just in December. Carbon Emissions are the number
one reason for the earths severe rise of temperature, and it
LED ( Light Emitting Diode) is was decided that Europe must take a step to prevention
something we've all heard about since an obvious source of the problem was just discovered.
but in reality we don’t know that
much about it. Common uses for As for LED lights commonly used during Christmas for
LED’s are in lighting up the streets, houses, stores and trees a new study
found that the chemicals used to give the light it’s bright
• Remote Controls color actually is linked with a handful of dangerous side
affects. These affects range from cancer and neurological
• Lightbulbs damage to kidney diseases and skin rashes. Scientist Axel
Sventon of the biochemical department in Stockholm warns
• Christmas Lights parents “LED lights contain a verity of handful chemicals
such as lead and arsenic which are very dangerous especially
• Computer Sensors for young children. Your only safe solution is to keep your
kids away from them this holiday season”. For people who
LED lighting is defiantly a more
eco type of lighting and energy
that the older type that was used,
commonly known as CFS’s that
did huge damage to the ozone
whole and were named one of
the most dangerous greenhouse
gases. As a result LED’s became
more popular and more
commonly used, but it’s always
important to know the
manufacturing of a product that
is so often used in your house.

do not obey by the rule there will be a fine and if further use
is found the people may face jail time. Stores are also
banned from selling any of the products and discovery of
illegal trade will result in huge consequences to the seller.
The European board realizes how unfortunate it is but asks
the citizens to look at the bigger picture and be proud that

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Europe is taking this massive ecological step. President Felipe of Spain says “We understand that
this is not what you want for this holiday season but this is what is best for our environment, and
we should be proud were helping our earth for future generations”. We think that Europe can
survive without Christmas decorations this December and we hope you find your holiday spirit
one way or another. Happy Holidays!

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Written

THE DEERS WENT MAD! by Fake
Monkeys.

Santa Claus
was using
uber to
distribute
presents,he
was attacked
by reindeers .

Santa who
claimed the reindeers ate too much hay started using
uber to save money. The reindeers got angry. They
confronted Santa. The argument quickly turned into a
fight.

7 reindeers first attacked Santa. They chopped up gifts
and then hurt the
uber vehicle. Then
the reindeers flew
away from the crime
scene.

According to
santa,gift
distribution will be

suspended in Istanbul.

Santa made a statement on his social media account.He
reunited with reindeers and explained that the
problem was only misunderstanding.



Written by Heart Hackers
Haydar Akın High School,
Istanbul Turkey

BREAKING NEWS

ATTENTION!
Santa's reindeers were
kidnapped!

Santa's reindeers were kidnapped on vacation! Santa
Claus was on vacation in Turkey. He couldn’t find his

reindeers anywhere! They left no clue behind.

He is shocked and very sad.
Pray for Santa Claus and his poor reindeers.