No News is Fake News

The other friends didn’t get that mad because they understood that their friends couldn’t help
being sick, so they had pretty smart minds at that very moment. When the friends arrived in
Thailand the day before Christmas they had a weird feeling, it wasn’t bad but everyone felt
pretty happy and calm. The day passed and the friends went to the beach pretty close to their
hotel and stayed there for a while. Next thing they did was eating and in the food they
recognised something strange, there was some snow in the food. It was very hot in Thailand so
that they found snow in the food was very unexpected. The friends asked the chef about it but
he said that it had never happened before. During the evening all of the friends discussed about
the incident and what reasons there could be, but they never found a good explanation.

The next day when the friends were walking out of the hotel doors they saw a reindeer with a
red nose that reminded them of Rudolf so they followed him. The destination was a beach and
the friends were shocked about seeing Santa Claus sitting on the beach with all the reindeers
and elves. When they talked to Santa he was very kind to them and they got an explanation on
all the weird stuff that had happened to them.

Reporters: Nathalie and Rebecka (Sweden) 
 

 

 
Reporters: Elin and Tove (Sweden) 

Articles by Very Fake News,

Colegiul Tehnic Napoca, Romania

Fake news about Christmas

For many families, the excitement of leaving cookies
for Santa , watching the window for his sight at night,
waking up early to open presents and sharing is
something they can hold on to and something that gives
joy to them while their children are small and until their
kids believe in Santa Claus.
That tradition is why many parents shared the story of
Santa Claus because that’s what they learned growing up.
If you decide that Santa Claus is going to be a part of your
family’s Christmas tradition , there are many ways to tell
his story differently.
Parents worry that they will have to break the news to
their children and shatter their whole vision of Christmas.

Sometimes parents feel very bad because they want their kids to continue to believe in Santa . Maybe
parents like the myth because it makes them feel good and makes them to feel the magic of
Christmas. When kids don’t believe in Santa, Christmas is changing completely.

Whether your kids find out on their own, from you, there are many ways to handle this kind of
disappointment.

What about the child who tells his friends that his parents told him that Santa Claus is real, and
his parents never lied, only to discover that they lied about Santa's existence.

Parents should never lie to their kids about Santa and if they’ll do it than it’s their responsibility
to explain the truth and let their child to decide whether he wants to carry on this family tradition or to
do Christmas in his own and special way.

There really is a “Santa Claus “.
That’s almost the biggest lie I have ever heard in my entire life. Why are parents kind of
“forced” to teach their children about Santa Claus? Maybe because they want them to believe in
someone who is open hearted so that he gives good children different kinds of presents? Or maybe
they want their children to know about what includes kindness and goodness? Or maybe they want
the best for their children....and by that I mean: they want a nice childhood for their children. I think
that it doesn’t matter. What matters the most is that people are so blind so that they don’t actually see
how far away this worldwide lie got .... if you will see this problem deeper, you will notice that even
singers were and are composing a bunch of songs for this “Santa Claus” even though he doesn’t
exist. Why? Because they searched for someone to believe in, and for someone to celebrate in this
time of year. So, they like to believe even though is the biggest lie of the year.

~THE END ~

ARTICLES BY “ΕΚΠΑΙΔΕΥΤΗΡΙΑ ΠΑΝΟΥ”
NAFPAKTOS GREECE
Argiro Tampaki

SANTA CLAUS IN YELLOW
Santa Claus changes his suit

Every year during Christmas, Santa Claus wears a red
suit. We are accustomed to see
him dressed in red clothes and
we recognize him with this look
but the truth is that Santa Claus
prefers yellow. He recently stated
that he hates the red color
because it makes him look fat.

This year he decided to change appearance and to wear a yellow suit
so that everyone could see that he's normal in weight.
Do you prefer Santa Claus in red or in yellow? Do you think he will
look better with a yellow suit? Will Santa be the same person for you
after this great change?
We will answer all these questions this Christmas ...

SANTA CLAUS IN TROUBLE
The dangerous decoration!

On Wednesday afternoon, Santa Claus helped the elves with the
decoration. He had climbed up a ladder to put the
star on the top of the Christmas tree but he lost his
balance and he hit his leg. He went to the hospital
and the doctors said that he broke his leg.

This Christmas Santa Claus will not be
able to walk, so he will cancel all festive
events for Christmas around the world.
He decided however to share the gifts
with his sleigh. It will be a tough job for
him but he decided to do it for the sake of
the children. He knows they are waiting
for him.Let’s wish the best for him. We
wish him to quickly become well!

Black Christmas for Santa Claus
Problems in his home

In the last few days many people have noticed the cold relationship
between Santa Claus and his wife. There are rumors that Santa Claus
canceled their trip to Hawaii due to a heavy workload. This made his

wife angry because Santa Claus is already
working for many hours. She cannot handle
this situation nor be patient because she
wants to spend more time with him.
Over the last few days Santa Claus seems
sad and confused. Some employees said he
is abstract and nervous.

As a result, people believe that Santa Claus

will divorce his wife. Neither Santa Claus nor his wife made a
statement.

BIG OPPORTUNITY
Job in Santa Claus workshops

Santa Claus searches for three juveniles
to help him share the presents. The last
time some elves were not able to work
because they had to go to their families
due to an important health problem.
Santa Claus searches for someone who
is happy, patient, polite, believe strongly in Christmas, wants to work
hard and loves Santa Claus history.

If you are a teenager, if you want a job for Christmas and you have the
dream to work with elves, you should apply for this job quickly.

A NEW METHOD
Santa Clause uses Instagram

Santa Claus keeps a list with good and bad kids.
He watches them during the whole year and he classifιes them in
categories, so good children will take a present and bad kids will not.

Nowadays Santa Claus uses
technology to develop his work and
in particular Instagram. He follows
kids’ accounts, he watches their
stories and reads all their posts. By
this way he can decide easily if a
kid should take a present or not.

So if you were not so good kid this year, delete quickly bad posts from
your Instagram account.

Written by Ionas Garas
“Εκπαιδευτήρια Πάνου” Nafpaktos Greece

CHRISTMAS FOOD BANNED IN THE ENTIRE US

Every family works hard every day just to get to the Christmas break
and relax with family and good food. This year, this is not the case.
The president decided to ban Christmas food as an experiment. He
believes that because of all of the unhealthy and good Christmas food
that every American consumes each year. It makes every athlete in
each major sport to perform on a lower level than they usually do.
In the NBA, the NHL, the NFL and the MLB, the fans are less
interested in coming to the games after New Year because the athletes

aren’t performing on the level they usually are. The original report
was that he would ban Christmas food from all of the athletes, but he
also saw this as an opportunity to make the entire US healthier during
the Christmas period.
The police were forced to make a task force to go and collect all
unhealthy Christmas food from houses and replace it with healthier
food. Any breaking of the new law is punished with a ticket up to $50
000 or in the worst case scenario: prison time.
This has led to huge demonstrations all over the country. People with
pictures of Christmas food are gathering in huge groups in every
major city, and they’re all saying the same thing: “We want our food
back!” The amount of flights booked to Washington D.C. has doubled
since the announcement. We assume this is people coming to
demonstrate outside of the white house, and not people coming to
show their appreciations to the president who’s trying to make
Americans a healthier people around Christmas.
All players in these major sports have sent complaints to their leagues
and made their voices heard on social media ever since the
announcement was made. This does not seem to lead to the good
things that the president was hoping for. Everyone is currently waiting
for a statement from the white house’s representatives to clear things
up.
This is all we know so far and as soon as anything else becomes
public, we are the first site to post. So stay tuned…

A late article from liceo Porporato, Italy:

Catholic vandal

Oh, Christmas time! What a wonderful period of the year, joyful people
walk down the streets, they get the chance to keep in touch with the
ones they love, people buy Christmas gifts but most importantly cities
are flooded with Christmas trees!

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But someone threatens to put an end to all of this: Jesus!

Last night the brightest tree in town disappeared and
the next morning citizens found a nasty surprise waiting for them: a holy
picture of Christ himself towered over a pile of burnt tree ashes.
Nobody knows the Vandal's identity or what pushed
him to commit such a barbaric crime, but this seems to be a well
thought plan, because similar episodes happened in other towns in our
shire.
Who knows if we'll find Jesus's Vandal's identity!

Article created by the National College
“Petru Rares” Beclean,Romania

Now you can’t trust even what you eat !!!  

Today,Portland PD did a deep investigation after which they found hidden microchips 
in Santa Claus chocolate figures,those who introduced them in these figures are able 
to find you everywhere and anytime. 
 
 

 
Update-hour 20:00 
 
The specialists of Portland PD are close enough 
to find the algorithm and the ip to whom 
belongs and after that,they can startto pursuit 
the one who committed it. 
 
 
 
 

 
Update-hour 22:00 
 
The cops of Portland were able to identify the 
hacker and now he’s in the police custody,after 2 
hours of researches.Also,the scientists found a 
solution so everybody who ate the chocolate can 
now eliminate the microchips. 
 
 
 
 
 
Portland PD wishes you a Merry Christmas   
and a happy New Year. <3 

Santa Claus spotted in a pub!

Santa was spotted on the 7th of December in a pub of Trezzo
sull’Adda with a lot of empty beer bottles near him, is he passing a

bad period?
Should children be worried about their presents?
We asked a witness who confirms that he saw him drinking, here’s his
experience: “yes, it was really him, he was at the bar counter with a
bottle of Guinness in his hand. I will tell you more: he kept asking me
to show him my Wishlist, he was really out of his mind”.
Could he be in that state because of the increasing of requests by the
children or maybe it’s because of the high production costs?
What will Mrs.Clause think? And the elves?
We will investigate more deeper.

article created by Simone, Elena and Lorenzo from Istituto Cantoni,
Treviglio







Written by Heart Hackers
Haydar Akın High School,
Istanbul Turkey

BREAKING NEWS

ATTENTION!
Santa's reindeers were
kidnapped!

Santa's reindeers were kidnapped on vacation! Santa
Claus was on vacation in Turkey. He couldn’t find his

reindeers anywhere! They left no clue behind.

He is shocked and very sad.
Pray for Santa Claus and his poor reindeers.

Written

THE DEERS WENT MAD! by Fake
Monkeys.

Santa Claus
was using
uber to
distribute
presents,he
was attacked
by reindeers .

Santa who
claimed the reindeers ate too much hay started using
uber to save money. The reindeers got angry. They
confronted Santa. The argument quickly turned into a
fight.

7 reindeers first attacked Santa. They chopped up gifts
and then hurt the
uber vehicle. Then
the reindeers flew
away from the crime
scene.

According to
santa,gift
distribution will be

suspended in Istanbul.

Santa made a statement on his social media account.He
reunited with reindeers and explained that the
problem was only misunderstanding.



Panos Educational Schools December 3, 2018

BAN ON CHRISTMAS
DECORATIONS!

Our Gloomy Christmas By:Okeana Kosmatou

Alternative A Sad Holiday Season
Christmas Trees
A gloomy Christmas Season awaits all, as it was announced
There are other ways to bring that Christmas decoration will be banned this December.
the Christmas spirit in your Europe will be facing a much rather unjoly Christmas
house without your traditional celebration, as the European Parliament just passed their
tree. Find new ways to make a new law to prohibit the use of LED lights, battery lights,
christmas tree on your own at fake or real Christmas trees and polyisoprene , a polymer
our website used for fake snow. They warn that the carbon emissions
www.funprojects,com ! are rising dangerously fast and the use of christmas trees,
speeds up the process at an alarming rate. This decision was
Projects with Kids made after experiments from UN chemical engineers,
showed that carbon emission in Europe, shot up during the
Your young children might Holiday season, from 34% monthly January-November to
long the usual traditional
Christmas decoration. But
there are alternative fun crafts
to can make. Click on this link
to find some fun christmas
eco-friendly crafts you can do
with your kids these holiday
season:

LED Alternatives

Instead of using electricity and
running LED or battery
operated lights you can use
candles. Its’s a great easy and
cheap idea, and it really makes
a christmas atmosphere!

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Common Uses of LED 57% just in December. Carbon Emissions are the number
one reason for the earths severe rise of temperature, and it
LED ( Light Emitting Diode) is was decided that Europe must take a step to prevention
something we've all heard about since an obvious source of the problem was just discovered.
but in reality we don’t know that
much about it. Common uses for As for LED lights commonly used during Christmas for
LED’s are in lighting up the streets, houses, stores and trees a new study
found that the chemicals used to give the light it’s bright
• Remote Controls color actually is linked with a handful of dangerous side
affects. These affects range from cancer and neurological
• Lightbulbs damage to kidney diseases and skin rashes. Scientist Axel
Sventon of the biochemical department in Stockholm warns
• Christmas Lights parents “LED lights contain a verity of handful chemicals
such as lead and arsenic which are very dangerous especially
• Computer Sensors for young children. Your only safe solution is to keep your
kids away from them this holiday season”. For people who
LED lighting is defiantly a more
eco type of lighting and energy
that the older type that was used,
commonly known as CFS’s that
did huge damage to the ozone
whole and were named one of
the most dangerous greenhouse
gases. As a result LED’s became
more popular and more
commonly used, but it’s always
important to know the
manufacturing of a product that
is so often used in your house.

do not obey by the rule there will be a fine and if further use
is found the people may face jail time. Stores are also
banned from selling any of the products and discovery of
illegal trade will result in huge consequences to the seller.
The European board realizes how unfortunate it is but asks
the citizens to look at the bigger picture and be proud that

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Europe is taking this massive ecological step. President Felipe of Spain says “We understand that
this is not what you want for this holiday season but this is what is best for our environment, and
we should be proud were helping our earth for future generations”. We think that Europe can
survive without Christmas decorations this December and we hope you find your holiday spirit
one way or another. Happy Holidays!

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