The Kleptogoblicon 1 Patreon|Cardboard Anvil
The Kleptogoblicon 2 Patreon|Cardboard Anvil Foreword You hold in your hands a black leather-bound tome. Aged gold writing appears across the cover as you examine it. It reads ‘The Kleptogoblicon’. Flicking through the pages you see a variety of ink scrawled notes and drawings. As you get towards the centre of the book, you see blank pages. But an invisible hand quickly inks them with new notes as you watch. Many miles away, a solitary Kleptogoblin sits down in front of a similar book and scribbles down notes about items they have stolen … items they plan to steal … and items they could only dream of possessing. Unaware their book has a twin. Growing up with games like Runescape and Diablo, I wanted to bring the joy of one-in-a-million drops, quirky unique items and lootsplosions to the TTRPG world. So, I started writing up my own items. This collection then became ‘The Kleptogoblicon’. And from The Kleptogoblicon, spawned the Kleptogoblicon Kompendiums. I hope you have fun with these items. I love to hear what stories and mishaps they have created, so come and let me know over on Patreon, Instagram or Reddit after you have let these items out into the wild. Anyway, time for you to embrace your inner Kleptogoblin and rifle through these pages to see what’s worth stealing. Enjoy. Copyright © 2023 Cardboard Anvil All rights reserved. Please use the contents of this book freely in personal games, but no portion of this book may be reproduced in any form for other means without explicit permission from the publisher.
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The Kleptogoblicon 4 Patreon|Cardboard Anvil Items 'Floats Like a Butterfly …' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Fire an arrow at an enemy whilst you are under the effects of a levitation potion.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Pick 'n' Mixture' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Blindly choose and consume a potion.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Let There Be Light' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Light 30 candles in under 10 seconds.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Isn’t That a Little on The Nose?' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Encounter a dragon, whilst you are in a dungeon.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'His Name is Lee Goddammit' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Get called out by another player for repeatedly using a player name instead of a character name.' You may not show or discuss this scroll with another player. If you do, it crumbles to dust. If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'And Stay Out!' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Banish a creature to another plane of existence.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. If you roll 1-9, the scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. If you roll a 10, the scroll turns into a reward chest. 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Clear out and take over an enemy hideout.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'But They Have Jackets!' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Join a cult.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest.
The Kleptogoblicon 5 Patreon|Cardboard Anvil 'Boris The Arrow Dodger' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Successfully dodge 5 arrows in a row fired at you by an enemy.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Don't You Know Who I Am?' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Run through 3 walls consecutively.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Bamboo Time' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Transform/Be transformed into a panda.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Pinball Wizard' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Be deafened, muted and blinded simultaneously.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'How Are You Holding Up? Because I’m A Potato.' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Trap a malevolent spirit inside a vegetable.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'We Have Jackets!' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Start a cult.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Ninety-Nine Problems' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Kill a Lich and destroy its soul vessel.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Having an Old Friend for Dinner' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Consume the flesh of somebody you know/knew.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Born to Grill' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Make a grilled cheese sandwich … using dragon fire to toast the sandwich.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest.
The Kleptogoblicon 6 Patreon|Cardboard Anvil 'Necronomnomnom' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Get bitten by an undead creature.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'He Slimed Me' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Get covered head to toe in slime.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'But First, Let Me Make a Selfie' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Paint a self-portrait.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Quit Hitting Yourself' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Hit a creature with one of its own dismembered limbs.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'The Floor is Lava' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Cross a room without touching the floor.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'I Think Knives Are a Good Idea' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Have at least 12 knives or daggers on your person at one time.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'The Bigger They Are ...' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Defeat an opponent at least twice your size.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Have a witchdoctor teach you a spell or sell you a spell scroll.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Bravely Ran Away' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Retreat from a combat encounter' You may not show or discuss this scroll with another player. If you do, it crumbles to dust. If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest.
The Kleptogoblicon 7 Patreon|Cardboard Anvil 'Badgers, Badgers, Badgers' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Make a potion from badger fur, mushrooms and snake venom.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'I've Had Worse' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Have a limb dismembered whilst fighting.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'The Golden Mile' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'You and your party must consume 12 pints each in one evening. Each pint from a different tavern.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Not Much Has Changed but They Lived Underwater' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Have the environment greatly change due to your actions.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Arrows. Lots of Arrows.' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Have 15 arrows on your person, each with a different enchantment.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Oh, It’s Just a Harmless Little Bunny, Isn’t It?' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Get severely injured or killed due to a rabbit.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Why The Long Face' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Transform/Get transformed into a horse.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. If you roll 1-9, the scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. If you roll a 10, the scroll turns into a reward chest. 'The Enemy of My Enemy' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Kill a common enemy together with someone who is normally your enemy.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Chumba-Wham-Ba' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Get knocked prone at least 5 times in one encounter.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest.
The Kleptogoblicon 8 Patreon|Cardboard Anvil 'Are You My Mummy?' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Be wrapped in bandages for 2d4 hours.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'I Got Better' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Return to your normal form after being transformed into a small aquatic creature.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. If you roll 1- 9, the scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. If you roll a 10, the scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Tick-Tock, It's Tough Guy O'Clock' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Completely shave the sides of your head, leaving only a mohawk.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Can’t Touch This' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'Have 5 attacks in a row miss you in one encounter.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest. 'Dragon Heartstring Bling' Challenge Scroll The scroll reads 'String an amulet using a dragon’s heartstring.' If you complete the task, roll 1d10. (1-9) The scroll turns into another scroll with a new challenge. (10) The scroll turns into a reward chest.
The Kleptogoblicon 9 Patreon|Cardboard Anvil End of The Kompendium You have reached the end, congratulations! I hope you have found something useful and have enjoyed the read. If you’re itching to get your claws on even more items, subscribe to my Patreon to unlock access to The Kleptogoblicon. This is the ultimate collection of every item I have ever made and tons of new items are added to it at the end of every month. Patreon.com/CardboardAnvil Also, if you haven’t already, take a look at the ‘Links’ page and come and say hi on one of the other platforms, I love to hear from you guys. Thanks for reading.