Sideways Stories from Hilton School

Sideways Stories from
Hilton School

Mrs. Graham’s Class

1 :Caelyn

Caelyn loves animals. She has a dog,cat,bird,and a fish. “Ms. Graham” Caelyn said.
“Is there homework?” “No” said Ms. Graham. The bell rang. Caelyn and Violeta play
hopscotch with Brooke and Aubree at recess. Violeta,Caelyn,Aubree,and Brooke are
best friends. When they were in the classroom Ms. Graham said “We have a visitor.”
He walked in “Hi” he said in a dark voice. “My name is Mr. Kokochocoa.” My name is
Caelyn and this is Violeta,Brooke ,and Aubree. “Nice to meet you all.” he said. “Mr.
CocoChocoa” Ms. Graham. It’s Mr. Kokochocoa not Mr. Cocochocoa. “Oh”she said.
“But do you have something to show us.” “Oh yes” Mr. Kokochocoa showed us a
movie about animals.Caelyn was amazed! She LOVED IT!!! After school Violeta said
to Caelyn “What do you want to do after school?” Caelyn was daydreaming
“CAELYN!!!” Said Violeta. Caelyn hop up and said “WHAT!!!” What do you want to do
after school. This is what Caelyn wanted to do after school. She said, “I want to go to
the ZOO!!!!” So when Caelyn got home she said to her dog Cheddar, “I want to go to
the zoo.” she said in a whisper voice.

2. Brooke

Brooke wore pencil earrings. She liked to read. In fact, Brooke read whenever she could. She also had three best friends,
Caelyn, Violeta, and Aubree.

One day, the class had a substitute named Mrs. Koravamicovaviwacoo. She looked like a goblin and spoke an unearthly
language. She understood no English! “Wiea moma gogage badoo beba” Mrs. Koravamicovaviwacoo said in a thick German accent.
“I understand!” Brooke, Caelyn, Violeta, and Aubree said all at once. It means “John, stop doing the worm.” Violeta stated. Everyone
looked down the aisle and saw John doing the hilarious dance move. The class started to laugh. Brooke went up to Mrs.
Koravamicovaviwacoo and said, “Wami avvo minmi coovoo sceeca.” which means we should make him stop. Then Mrs.
Koravamicovaviwacoo said, “Taveena tout Mrs. Aufmuth.” then she handed Brooke a note. It said, “Mrs. Aufmuth, wimmie wawa
goshoa wawa Mc. Donalds? Mrs. Koravamicovaviwacoo” “Wisi!” Brooke said, which means “Okay”. So Brooke went across the hall
to Mrs. Aufmuth’s room, but she wasn’t there! Instead there was another goblin-like teacher. So Brooke went to mrs Jean’s room to
see if she could give it to Mrs. Aufmuth. But she wasn’t there either! Same with Mrs. Fiore! When Brooke got back to the class, no
one was there! She knew it was Wednesday so she went down to the art room. When she got there she poked her head into the
open door and saw Mr. K on the computer. He waved and got back to work. Brooke slipped into the doorway and asked Mr. K if he
had seen her class. “No” he said in confusion, “I haven’t, but they should have been here half an hour ago.” “See you in a bit!”.
Brooke ran back to the classroom as fast as she could. When she got there, she noticed a large paper bag on the minni teacher
desk. When she reached into the bag and pulled out an orange, it started to shout! “Get your filthy hands off of me!” it said. Brooke
screamed and dropped the orange. When she counted the oranges, she only counted 22, not 23. “Anyone here?”she said. She
looked around and saw Violeta slowly standing up in a corner holding a mirror. Why do’ you have a mirror?” Brooke asked. To…
turn… her… into… an… orange. Brooke looked where Violeta was pointing. “So that’s Mrs. Koravamicovaviwacoo?” “Yeah.” “Do you
think I should eat her? It might undo the spell?” “Sure.” “Okay!” Brooke took the peel off the orange, took out a section, and started to
eat it. It tasted bitter, sour, and sweet all at one time. When she turned around, to see what had happened, instead of seeing a pile of
oranges, she saw a pile of kids! “Wow! I guess that worked!” said Brooke enthusiastically. After this, Violeta and Brooke told Mr.
Martin never to hire goblin teachers ever again.

Chapter 3 Matthew

Matthew is a boy in Mrs. Graham’s class. Mrs Graham is very nice. He has some friends in his class
too their names are Brennan, Calib, and Billy. It was five minutes before recess. We were eating lunch we
were having a sandwich some fruit and some carrots. We were talking about what we were going to do at
recess. Everybody wanted to play kickball at recess. It was time to play kickball the teams were me
Brennan, Calib, and Billy vs Rocco, John, Noah, and Andrew. We were up to kick first Brennan kicked first
he kicked a double then I kicked I kicked a triple. The score is 1-0 and a person on third base. Then Calib
kicked a out Billy kicked a out. There were two outs person on third base. Brennan kicked a single now
the score was 2-0 person on first. I was up to kick I kicked an out. Then we went into the field Rocco
kicked a out. John kicked a single Noah kicked a single people on first and second. One out Andrew
kicked a double people on second and third 2-1. Rocco kicked a single bases loaded. John kicked a
single Noah kicked an out. Andrew kicked a out the score was 2-2 . The recess bell rang we went back to
Mrs. Graham’s class we won the game of kickball I can’t wait to the next kickball game I bet we are going
to beat them again.

TO BE CONTINUED…

Chapter 4: Cameron

Cameron is a small boy in Mrs. Graham’s third grade class. Andrew is one of his friends, and Cameron has a lot more
friends.Cameron has four pets and there are two cats Boo and Max, one dog Coco, and one fish Flash. Sadly his one fish died his
name was Leo. At recess Cameron likes playing Kickball he also plays travel soccer with Billy and Hunter. He sometimes plays soccer
with Calib. One day right before recess when he was going to go catch a fly ball someone else went for it and then… BOOOOOM! The
other person that went for the ball was Jason. Cameron caught the ball but they both had to go to the nurse. And then they had to go
home because when they both went for the ball they ran fast towards the ball so they had to sit in there beds for the rest of the day.
The next day Jason and Cameron were okay and everyone asked are you okay and what did they say “ We are Okay.” Then the next
day Cameron had baseball practice he likes playing pitcher along with two other people Andrew and Brennan. In the winter he likes
playing Basketball with Calib and Brennan.

Chapter 5-John

WARNING:Chapter with a severe overdose of humor. Approach
at own risk of losing your sanity and cheese cravings.

It was lunchtime, and John had a lunch of three pieces of bacon, 7 grapes, and a Carolina Reaper
pepper covered in hot sauce on steroids. John ate the pepper, not knowing that it would cause him to
breathe 200 degree breath in Noah's face, turning him red and wondering how a easy cheesy man
could breathe a heat wave. Then, John’s very spicy breath was uncontrollably shot at his other food.
The bacon was fried and the grapes were raisins. John then turned red and shaked. Alton exclaimed,
“John, will you attack us? That would not be good!” Then, John blasted out a flaming fiery pepper
powered fire fart of DOOM! This supercharged 1000 degree fart blasted John like a rocket and
through the ceiling, launching him 50 feet into the air. John then looked down and realized… he was
dead meat. But then, when he was 5 feet barreling through the lunchroom, John landed in the trash can.
With one last fire storming super duper amazing fart, made the trash can implode, spewing trash
everywhere and making John made fun of. Lunch was obviously
canceled, because of fire and trash.

6. Bridget

There was a girl named Bridget in Mrs. Graham’s class who had curly red hair
and a whole lot of freckles.She also had blue eyes. Bridget had four best
friends. There was Adriana, who was a midget. Berkley, who loved sports.
Claire who loved dogs and pandas and Madyson who loved to dance and
excelled at it. One day Bridget went to school and stopped in her tracks. The
whole classroom had been transformed into a forest. She finally understood
why they were supposed to wear green clothing today. Mrs. Graham led her
over to a fountain made out of marble. She gave Bridget a fishing pole and
made her kneel and pretend to fish. They did this for the whole day when
Bridget finally remembered that it was Earth Day. They learned all about the
Earth and how to take care of it. She felt as though she should go plant a tree.
She went home with a feeling of pride.

Chapter 7. Paul

One day, I was walking down the street and I found a penny and picked it up. So when I went
home I put it in my collection and I thought “Hmmm I wonder.” So I went to the baker’s store and
there was a little girl at the counter. So I said “I’ll give you 20 pennies for 16 nickels.” “Okay.” said the
girl. Then I went to the meat market and I said to a little boy “I’ll give you 16 nickels for 10 dimes,”
and then he said “Okay.” So then I went to my house and my sister had 9 half dollars, so I gave her
10 dimes and she gave me 9 half dollars. So I thought I was pretty clever.

Chapter 8: Noah

Noah loved to play games. One time at home, he was playing chess by himself when suddenly, all of the pieces
came to life. They could even talk! They said “Noah, why do you play us all of the time?!” Noah was absolutely PETRIFIED!
They said more “Why can’t you play “Checkers” or “Sorry” or even “Scrabble”?! We have gotten very tired and beaten up!
Even the chess clock was in on this! “How come you have to slap me that hard every time you are done taking your turn?!”
Suddenly, Noah made an oath to never play chess again! Then, out of NOWHERE, all of the pieces stopped talking or/and
moving. They just went back where they were. Noah had just saved the whole world and nobody except Noah knew it.

The End

Chapter 9: Billy

Billy likes magic. He asked to put on a magic show. He also asked Hunter, Calib, and John to be in
the show and they said yes. Billy put Hunter in his magic hat. “I fit!” shouted a squeaky voice as it
fell into the hysterical hat. He practiced his tricks with John, while Calib tied a rope around Hunter
and practiced pulling him up. Brennan also asked to help Calib because hunter was too heavy. By
Friday, everything was ready. Earlier, Billy said that his nickname was going to be “Bildini”. “Bildini”
walked out on stage. He called john out too. Billy asked John to pick a card. John picked a card.
John put the card back and screamed. Billy’s hat was shaking! Calib and Brennan pulled the rope
and Hunter fell out! Hunter wobbled up from the ground and picked a card. He asked John if it was
his card. John said yes! It was a success! And for the finale, Calib and Brennan pulled the rope
again and Hunter rose off the stage. Everybody clapped and cheered. And now Billy was
considered a great, and harneses the nickname of the great, “Bildini”.

Chapter 10

Alton

When Mrs. Crazy, the sub, walked into the classroom everyone went crazy. “How do you know
my name children,” Miss Crazy asked? “brook told us” said the class. “How do you know my
name Luna” Miss Crazy asked. “I have satellites, they relate to the moon” Said brook. Miss crazy
said “put your heads on your desk and go crazy.” Then the bell rang and they had the horrible
squashed squash squashing a squash surprise! Every single child said it was the worst but the
teachers said it was the best thing she ever made! At recess they just sat around talking about
stealing all the supplies and packing everyday. Then they decided against it so they could still get
her ice cream wich she couldn’t figure out how to ruin ice cream. When recces was over they
went inside and John turned into an ant. Eventually they got John to be human again but know he
had a bigger strength to weight multiplayer then an ant. When they got back Mrs. Crazy said let's
do arithmetic class, spell my name.” Everyone shouted “C-R-A-Z-Y.” I asked brook “were Luna,
oh good one, Luna” John was interrupted and a moon appeared in Brook’s place! So John plit the
moon in two and said “Luna Were” John took Brook away, then John said to the second Brook
“were Luna” and the through the moon into space.

11. Madyson

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Chapter 12 Rocco

The school was on a school vacation at Joplin, Missouri but then a super sell popped up with
super rotation and tornado sirens rang and only the storm chasers Bullet Billy, Computer Alton,
360° Nick, and Risky Rocco went in a storm chasing car. We saw a mega EF-5 tornado swiftly
form in Joplin, Missouri at 300mph and thanks to Computer Alton on the radar so we could
chase it . Bullet Billy decided to stop the storm chasing car for 360° Nick to film the tornado
better but me Risky Rocco purposely ran towards the tornado and when I stopped I was fifty
yards away from the EF-5 tornado and the storm dieing car. The tornado was moving at me
and when I ran back to the storm chasing and got in the car it was five yards away from us so
we drove at 200mph and we went to the right and went the opposite way the tornado was going
but right then in there the tornado turned around and swallowed up the storm chasing car and
me Risky Rocco and 360° Nick flow out of the car on the ground next to the tornado while Bulle
Billy and Computer Alton were in the storm chasing car in the tornado and me Risky Rocco and
360° Nick were videotaping the mile wide tornado while running for are lives and we didn’t get
swallowed up by the tornado but what you need to Know is that all of us survived but people did
die in the tornado.

Chapter: 13 Andrew

Andrew was a midget. He is also half Puerto Rican. He was the sixth smallest kid in Mrs. Graham’s
class. The fifth smallest kid is Gwen, then Cameron, then Hunter, then Adriana. The smallest kid in
Mrs. Graham's class.The tallest kid is Brennan Polak. The funniest kid is John. He is so funny
especially in Just Dance. John joggs around the room like a crazy person. His nickname is Captain
Cuckoo because he is Cuckoo! The meanest kid in Mrs. Graham's class is Brock. One day at recess
Brock tripped Hunter and me. Once Brock was playing kickball and Bobby caught his ball. Brock got
so mad he turned into a rage monster. So he kicked Bobby in the stomach. Brock has a group of
kids that are bullies. Brock is the leader. The other kids in the group are named Josh, Jamey, Jake,
and Roger. Roger has picked on me since kindergarten. Andrew’s best friends are Hunter, Brennan,
Calib, and Brennan. Andrew’s favorite specials are P.E. and Art. Andrew likes P.E. because Andrew
to play sports. His favorite sports are basketball and baseball. Andrew likes art because Andrew
like to do crafts. Andrew loves to play video games. His favorite is Fortnite. He also likes to play NBA
2K17.

14.Nick

One day the class was looking up words in a dictionary half of the class was
done Nick finished closed the dictionary and his finger got stuck in the book, but
the school had books with self locking locks. So they had to call the hospital, but
there was no phone. They had to amputate it. They tried with scissors they broke
the scissors! They tried multing it with heat and pressure. That worked Nick’s hand
was sore. His hand was a dictionary! All you had to do is touch his hand and say
the word and it will say the definition.

Chapter 15 - Calib

Calib is a funny person in Mrs.Graham's class. He is the best at sports and he
is smart. His friends are Brennan, Hunter, and Nick. He played basketball at
recess against Hunter and Calib won by 1 point. Calib went back to the classroom
and Mrs. Graham was teaching math and Calib was good at math. The class
finished math and Calib went out to recess again and he played soccer at recess
and lost against Hunter 6-10. I guess he was not the best after all.

16.
Landon

Landon was very short, only about 1 foot tall. His skin was pink and his feet were red, they were attached to his head
and he didn’t have a neck. His head was his whole body. He had glasses and everyone liked him. He had 3 best friends,
Berkley, Gwen, and Nicky. Landon’s had a nickname. It was Kirby. People called him that because it was the name of an
adom also because he was so short. “Hey, Landon!” said Nicky “Look at that sword.” the strange thing about Landon was
his stomach was like a BLACK HOLE! He could suck up ANYTHING and be perfectly fine! If he sucked up something like
fire, he would turn into Fire Kirby (they use his nickname when he turns into stuff). Anyways he took one look at that sword
and sucked it up. He turned into Sword Kirby! The 4 friends cheered “Hooray for Landon!” From that day forward Landon
protected everyone and they lived happily ever after. FOR NOW!

Fire Rock Ice

Spear Bomb Zap Cutter

17 Aubree
In Hilton there was three friends one name is Violeta,brooke and me Aubree. My teacher
name is Mrs. Graham she is very nice . “hay Berkley what is 8X8 said brooke” it is a test we
can not cheat said Berkley”. Ok but I do not know it can you give me a hint”said Aubree. “No,
please? Nooooooo!

Hay wut is 9X9 sed landon it is a test you are cheating sed matthew.
I am all done sed aubree she did not need help.
I got it i figure out the meaning of live by my sefe

“Hay Aubree can you go give this note to miss cool on the 26” floor i can not go the the 26
floor because there is no 26 floor.

Chapter 18 Claire

Claire had 3 best friends Adriana,Bridget and Madyson. Adriana loved sports and her culture. Bridget loved
reading and sports. Madyson loved to dance. Claire,she loved dogs. Dogs were her life. She had two dogs Abby
and Geoffrey. Abby was a Goldendoodle and Geoffrey was a Comfort Retriever. Other than dogs Claire enjoyed
riding her rollerblades and going on her ripstik. Claire always wanted to cook she wants to be a chef when she is
older but, Claire was not a normal girl. She had a wildside. She was crazy about anything blue. If she saw blue
she screamed. This was a problem. Her friends were fine with it though. This was ok with her but,her parents
could not have anything blue in the house. Claire was fine with being scared of blue. She did not know why she
was scared of blue but, her parents did though when she was little she had a blue hand because she dipped it in
paint and, she had something in her eye and she wiped it and she got some of the blue in her eye and, she got a
disease that made her scared of blue. Other than that she was a average nine year-old girl she was strong, smart
and powerful. She had the power to shape shift. She did not do it often though. She only did it when she was
playing hide and seek. Claire loved her life. She was okay with her problems. She knew nobody was perfect not
even her. Plus she could shape shift everyone thought that was cool.

Chapter 19 Brennan

Brennan is the tallest kid in Mrs.Graham’s class. His friends are Calib, Andrew, and Hunter. During social
studies he is learning about Brecksville today was there spelling test and Brennan was studying every day
when the spelling test was over Mrs.Graham check his work. He got an A because he got one question
wrong. Then it was time to line up for lunch. At lunch he gets a turkey sandwich, a juice bag, a piece of
candy, and an apple. At recess he basketball with Hunter at the end of the game Brennan wins 25-20
Brennan won because he is way taller than Hunter. Then he plays soccer with Calib half way through the
game Calib is winning 2-0 then Brennan catches up ties the game at 2 and then Calib scored another
goal and wins the game the final score was 3-2 . When they have math Brennan pays attention and he
gets As and A+s on mostly every test. At second recess he plays kickball with Andrew and at the end of
the game Brennan wins 24-22. At the end of the day Brennan waits for his bus and runs out the door to
his bus station when his bus got called. At his bus station he talks with his best friend and brother. Then
when his bus comes he stands up and walks out the door on the bus he talks with his best friend. At his
stop he gets off and he waves bye to the bus and goes to his house. Then he says “That day was not
strange.” Than the school poped out of the ground and flew to Brennan’s house. Then it flew back to
where the school was and dropped from the sky landed were the school was. “Strange” said Brennan as
he went inside his house

Chapter 20 Adriana

Adriana was very smart. Her best friend Bridget was smart too. They were smart
because they had the best teacher, their teacher was Mrs Graham. Adriana had a
problem. Her nickname was Petunia. She was depressed. When she went home her
mom gave her a petunia she smelled it. It smelled like her she stunk. The next morning
she went to school with 25 petunias one for everyone including the teacher. Adriana
loved her nickname,but Petunia and Bridget had a secret. Every day at recess they
crushed the players on the other team in basketball.

21 Berkley

Berkley was a tiny girl. She had black hair a white face and fangs. Long story short she was a vampire. A
real vampire. Her friends Landon, Gwen, and Nicky didn't know. She puts a bunch of makeup on every day so
they don't know. One day she was late for Landon’s Birthday party SHE FORGOT TO PUT ON MAKEUP! They all
thought she was sick. Berkley ran out to the car crying. Her mom came in and she said what was wro… oh. Her
mom knew she was a vampire. But if you remember correctly she had no makeup. Luckily Berkley’s mom had her
makeup in her purse. They went home, Berkley still crying. Makeup dripping from her face because in the car she
put on makeup. Berkley went to school the next day and stayed in for recess every recess she was to
embarrassed. The next day she went out to recess she was scared she would be laughed at.

Chapter 22 Hunter

Hunter was a funny but short guy. He was good at sports like
baseball,basketball, and soccer. He was on the 22 story of Hilton School. One day
he was at recess and he was versing Calib in basketball and we played a 7 game
series and I won 4-1. He was going into 4th grade and that school was called
Central School. He had many friends. His class in third grade went to the
Cleveland Art Museum, after that they went on a walking tour of Brecksville, and
after that they went to Central School for a visit. That was awesome!

23 Gwen

Hi I’m Gwen and this was my craziest day at Hilton school. First, I got off the bus, and fell on my
face. It hurt a lot. It was a normal day until 12:00 when Berkley accidentally took Chiknuget’s lunch.
Chiknuget is half chicken half human. When Chiknuget found out that Berkley took his lunch he threw
Berkley’s lunch out the window. When I saw Chiknuget I pushed him out of the window. Well, I forgot that
Chiknuget could fly. He flew up, and started to peck my head. Adriana yelled, “ahh Chiknuget has gone
wild”. Adriana sounded the alarm,and Mrs Graham grabbed her lasso. Then she lassoed Chiknuget, and
tied him to the ceiling. Then Berkley went up, and punched Chiknuget 1,000,537 times. It took her about
an hour to punch him 1,000,537 times. After Berkley finished punching Chiknuget Mrs Graham’s class had
a pizza party.

24:Violeta

Violeta had curly hair she wore glasses too. She had a friend named Caelyn. Either way
Violeta was very funny. Mrs. Graham caught Violeta talking when she was talking. She said
“Violeta would you please come up to my desk.” Violeta was so scared she did not want to get in
trouble. When she got up to Mrs.Graham's desk she said “Violeta please grab a chocolate bar off
the top of my desk.” Really? asked Violeta “well of course” said Mrs. Graham with a grin. “How
about you pick a friend to get a chocolate bar too” said Mrs.Graham. “Really?” Asked violeta
“Really” said Mrs. Graham. Violeta picked Caelyn. Later that day Mrs.Graham caught Caylen and
Violeta saying to Aubree how pretty she was but, when Mrs. Graham saw that she gave them
detention. After school Violeta and Caylen got a sleepover. After they hung out they heard a
sudden knock. They opened the door and Brooke the police came in followed by Mrs. Graham.
Brook said “I heard you were calling Aubree pretty” she said. Yes, “What’s so bad about that?”
Asked Violeta. “Well” said brooke“ you broke the law of Opposite Day” but, that’s not a l aaaaaa it
is now. Now get in the car you guys are going to jail. “goodbye world” they said.