THE 5E GUIDE TO SEX
1 TABLE OF CONTENTS
PART ONE: SEX GETTING LAID HOOKING UP YOU’RE NOT MY TYPE
1 THE DIRTY DEED TECHNICAL DETAILS FOREPLAY A QUICK FUCK RAPE
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3 PREGNANCY PREGNANCY COMPLICATIONS PREVENTING PREGNANCY TERMINATING PREGNANCY GESTATION AND BIRTH
4 BIRTH
5 PART TWO: SEXUAL CHARACTERS SEX AMONG RACES AARACOKRA AASIMAR DRAGONBORN DWARF ELF FIRBOLG GENASI GOBLINOID GOLIATH
6 GNOME HALF-ELF HALF-ORC HALFLING HUMAN KENKU KOBOLD LIZARDFOLK ORC TABAXI
7 TIEFLING TRITON YUAN-TI PUREBLOOD SEX AMONG CLASSES BARBARIAN HITHER YOU COME TREAD THE JEWELED THRONES BARD LOVE SONG ROCK THE BED CLERIC ORDAINED BIRTH CONTROL SACRED ACT DRUID BODY CONTROL
8 WILD STYLE FIGHTER PROWESS GETS THE BLOOD FLOWING MONK TANTRIC KNOWLEDGE KAMA SUTRA PALADIN DEUS VULT SEXUAL HEALING RANGER THAT’S MY FETISH RESTORATIVE FUN ROGUE ROGUISHLY CHARMING AGILE IN BED
9 SORCERER THE MAGIC TOUCH PASS IT ON WARLOCK TABOO ONE OF US WIZARD INTELLECTUAL WOOING LEARNED LOVER SEXUAL FETISHES
10 PART THREE: SEXUAL ITEMS MUNDANE ITEMS ADVENTURING EQUIPMENT ½ ¼ ¼
11 SEXUAL SERVICES
12 MAGICAL ITEMS AMULET OF FLUIDITY ARTIFICIAL WOMB BIKINI ARMOR, +1, +2, OR +3 BOOK OF EROTIC FANTASY
13 CONDOM OF CERTAINTY CUPID’S CHAOTIC ARROW DETACHABLE PENIS
14 FIGURINE OF THE WILLING WONTON GIRDLE OF MASCULINITY/FEMININITY GIRDLE OF SPEEDY GESTATION GREATER DETACHABLE PENIS IMPERIAL CLOTHES THE OTHER ROD OF WONDER PERIAPT OF PROOF AGAINST PREGNANCY PHALLIC WEAPON, +1, +2, OR +3
15 POTION OF HETEROSEXUALITY POTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY RING OF CHASTITY RING OF SEXUALITY DETECTION SAXOPHONE OF SEDUCTION SHIRT OF VITALITY
16 PART FOUR: SEXUAL MAGIC CANTRIPS 1ST-LEVEL 2ND-LEVEL 3RD-LEVEL
17 4TH-LEVEL 5TH-LEVEL 6TH-LEVEL 7TH-LEVEL
18 8TH-LEVEL 9TH-LEVEL
19 APPENDIX: THE BARD’S CHECKLIST MONSTERS
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22 NONPLAYER CHARACTERS SPECIFIC NPCS