The Catastrophe Car

The Catastrophe Car

By: Cody Westby

I’m Sonny, a twenty year old guy. Today I
woke up and felt terrible. I had a headache, I
didn't get much sleep, and I was really sad. My
girlfriend broke up with me last night, and I felt
terrible. After I woke up, I was getting ready for
my new job at a Toyota Car Dealership. It was
7:30am, and I had to be to work by 8am!!!!!!

I needed to be there on time because I
was on the verge of being fired because I was
late 4 times this week.I was cooking up so
eggs, sausage, and bacon but Pablo ate it
because he was hungry, so I yelled at him to
get out so he left. So I just had some
cinnamon aggo toaster waffles.

After I was done eating, I took and quick
shower and, “Bang!” I slipped so I was a little
woozy.

It was 7:55am, and I was on my way to
work. When I was driving to the dealer in my
Honda Civic, I got a call while I was jamming
out to the song, “Barbie Girl” because it was
on the radio, and it was my favorite song.

I answered the phone, and my
36-year-old boss, Bode, told me the bad
news. While I was talking I did not realize that
there was a white-tailed deer with a plastic
purple flamingo because he’s a cowboy riding
it walking across the road.

I saw something in the glimpse of my
eye.

“BOOOOOOOM!” I ended up smoking a
deer right on County Road 7 because I
was told I might be fired. My car broke
down and the lady behind me named
Janet driving a Nissan called the police for
help.

I was really sad about this because it
was my dad's first car ever. Would you be
sad? The police came to help out the
accident. I was okay, but my car wasn’t. I
just slammed my head on the steering
wheel and saw some stars for a minute. I
called my boss and told him I would need
a ride from him.

All the sudden BOOOOOOOM!!! My car
blew up right behind me. Now I’m really mad
at this dumb day. When Bode finally arrived,
we headed back to work, and we sold 3 cars.
Later that day, I sadly got my final paycheck
then got fired.

Later that day, I bought a new ZR2
Chevy Colorado and it was
gorgeous, but I bought It at a
different dealership.

While I was driving home, I saw
Pablo walking on the side of the
road crying like a goat, and I
stopped and told him to get in, and
we drove into the sunset.