2019 My Civil War, Coloring Book for Adults by Ori Alon

MY CIVIL WAR

COLORING BOOK FOR ADULTS
by

ORI ALON

“The book that will end all wars”

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MY CIVIL WAR

Coloring Book for Adults
by

Ori Alon

Alfassi Books
Beacon NY
2019

www.alfassibooks.com
Property of Humanity
IN MEMORY OF FUTURE VICTIMS

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Ori Alon 60 Anderson St.
Center for Supportive Bureaucracy Beacon, NY 12508
Empowering Clerks Network
Heart Parts Dept. 917-5334703
www.supportivebureaucracy.org
Sony Corporation of America
25 Madison Avenue,
New York, NY, 10016.

Oct. 24th, 2018

Re: a little plastic part

Dear Sony,

A few months ago, maybe a year actually, my wife got a pair
of headphones at the airport (I think they’re Sony I’m not sure).
They had this little battery inside that enhance the bass, but
recently the plastic cap fell and perhaps I was high or sad
about the state of the world and threw it out. Or maybe it’s still
here somewhere, I’m not sure. Anyhow, I have an offer you
can’t refuse - if you help me get a new piece (in black please)
I’ll send a memo to the ECN and we’ll issue you an LLE
(Loving & Liable Entity certification), an official proof that your
organization is increasing love consumption and production in
the world (perhaps it can help your business). Deal? Please
LMK what you think, I’m happy to answer any questions.

Ori B. Alon
Executive Empowering Clerk, CSB

PS as a child I had a Sony audio tape recorder I loved dearly. I
used to listen to it, sing and occasionally record myself in front
of the window and imagine. Thank you for making it, your
device had a huge impact on my life.

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Ori Alon 60 Anderson St.
Center for Supportive Bureaucracy Beacon, NY 12508
Empowering Clerks Network
ECN-CSB Clerkical Committee 917-5334703
www.supportivebureaucracy.org

A11-345-95J

Justice Brett M. Kavanagh
The Supreme Court of the United States,
One First Street N.E., Washington, D.C.,
20543

Re: notification of disqualification to serve as an Empowering
Clerk

Dear Justice Kavanagh,

This letter is to let you know that the Clerkical Committee of
the Center for Supportive Bureaucracy found you ineligible to
serve as an Empowering Clerk. Whether a regional ECN branch
or a traveling bureaucrat, serving as an Empowering Clerk is a
high form of civic duty, and unfortunately your tenancies for
violent behaviour, alcohol addiction and worse of all passive
aggressiveness behavior both as a teenager and as adult
showed the committee that you are not eligible for such honor .
We wish you well with whatever career path you may choose,
and if you ever wish to work on your issues and file an appeal
we promise to consider it with an open heart. If you choose to
become an undocumented EC and issue documents illegally
you may download all forms, certificates, declarations and other
Playful Paperwork documents at our website.

With the joy of giving service,
Ori L. Alon
Executive Empowering Clerk,
Center for Supportive Bureaucracy

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Feels like a betrayal to my
own sex and to humanity
to wear this hat.

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“I think your posts are deliberately thought provoking and often
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Ori Alon 60 Anderson St.
Center for Supportive Bureaucracy Beacon, NY 12508
Empowering Clerks Network
Department of Existential Foreign Affairs 917-5334703
www.supportivebureaucracy.org
Mayor Eliseo Fernandez Montufar
Calle 8 s / n Municipal Palace
San Francisco de Campeche
Mexico 20543

Dear Mayor Montufar,

Thank you so much for your hospitality as I was invited to be the
Artist in Residence of Ninth Wave Mexico. I had a great stay and
the Empowering Clerks Network translated Playful Paperwork
documents to Spanish, established three official ECN Branches
and about ten illegal ones. I'm just a gringo but I'm certain the
Mexican people are ready for more paperwork. Attached are a
hundred of Permisio de Alegria which you are welcome to issue to
your constituents.

I’d like to share with you an existential revelation I had in
Campeche. As I was wandering through the aisles of your local
Wal-Mart I listened to The Wall by Pink Floyd in its entirety. That
album rocked my world as a teenager but now I rarely listen to it.
By the frozen meat I suddenly realized that the fourteen years old
who listened to that music is the same person as the 36 years
old person who listen to that album now, but also different, after
all over twenty years have passed. I was thrilled by that revelation.
I would love to invite you to have your own existential experience
in the United States at our local Wal-Mart (technically it's outside
of Beacon city lines but I can give you a ride). You're welcome to
listen to the same music you listened to as a teenager and reach
the same complex existential state I’ve reached at your Wal-Mart.
Once you're done we can share our experience online, I think it
has a good chance to go viral since it's so thought provoking.
What do you think?

Looking forward to your response, 43
Ori Alon
Mayoral Candida, Beacon NY



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