Air Ball
I love P.E. Well, normally I love P.E., but not on this one particular day when I
lost my shirt. On this day, Ms. Schmelter, my P.E. teacher, let us decide what activity
we wanted to play. Naturally, Teresa and I decided to shoot some hoops.
Teresa was a better basketball player than me, although we both loved the
game. She was quick on the court, could dribble in and out of any jam, and had a
great three‐point shot. I admired her and wanted to play just like her. I was quick
and could handle the ball well enough; however, I really needed a lot of work on my
outside shot. We were both considered stars on the basketball team.
“Let’s go to the court by the boys, over there
where they are playing kickball,” I said as Teresa
grabbed a basketball from the gym bag.
“Great idea,” she cheerfully replied. “We can
show off in front of the boys. I know that you will want
to impress Frank with your defensive skills. Too bad,
though, I am too fast for you,” she playfully but
competitively remarked.
It was definitely an opportunity to show our stuff in front of the boys. We
started playing a little one‐on‐one, and I noticed Frank glancing over our way. I
nonchalantly tipped the ball in his direction as if to say hi, trying to be as cool as I
could. I took the ball to the top of the key. Teresa was playing tight defense. I pump
faked to the left and dribbled to the right, but Teresa was right there on me. I
decided to try my luck at a long jump shot. As the ball left my fingers, I saw it go up,
up, up, as if in slow motion. Immediately I could tell I didn’t have enough oomph
behind it. Oh, no! A‐i‐r‐ball, how
embarrassing? I hope no one saw, I thought
as I looked around. B ut if that wasn’t bad
enough, the ball accidentally bounced over
the fence, which as it turns out wasn’t the
worst of the worst.
My face went completely red with embarrassment, but luckily for me not too
many boys saw my air‐ball. If Frank did see, he wasn’t letting on that he did. I
quickly ran toward the fence. “I’ll climb over and get it,” I told Teresa. Climbing up
was a cinch; it was getting back down the other side that posed a challenge. The
fence was a typical chain link fence, and my toes fit perfectly in the diamond shaped
holes, but the top of the fence was broken. I balanced myself with both feet on the
top of the wobbly bar, and then jumped.
The unexpected happened. My feet did not find the ground underneath them.
In fact, my entire body was held suspended by my shirt that had got caught on the
triangular shaped wire of the broken fence.
Oh, no! I’m stuck. Suspended in mid‐air‐
unable to move. W hat am I going to do? I
thought to myself. As I tried to move
sideways to beg, no plead for Teresa to do something – I heard a faint – pop, pop. I
felt myself slip an ever so small smidgen of space from the fence. Looking down I
saw that two buttons on my white uniform blouse had come off. I saw them on the
ground below my dangling feet. N o! No! No! I desperately thought, kn owing very
well of my imminent doom. Pop, pop, pop – free falling I went to the ground. I was
no longer being held prisoner to the fence by my shirt, but instead was propelled to
the ground with my shirt still hanging on the fence. H oly crap, I screamed in my
head, although I wanted to say it aloud. As the boys started running over to the
fence, Teresa thought quickly and handed me her sweater.
Reflecting back on this experience, I realize that my actions had a cause and
effect relationship. Perhaps had I not been showing off in front of the boys, I would
not have tried an outside shot that missed, going over the broken fence, causing me
to fetch it and lose my shirt. Did I get what I deserved? No, but I did learn that with a
little bit of humility, I could have saved a lot of embarrassment.