DUNCANDEEZNUTS MAGAZINE 2019

CURRENT CHAMPION-SHE WANTS THE D




SHE WANTS THE D HAS GONE BACK TO BACK. ERIC HAS PUT TOGETHER ONE OF THE MOST COMPLETE

LINEUPS IN THE LEAGUE. WHAT WAS ACCOMPLISHED LAST YEAR HAD NEVER BEEN DONE IN LEAGUE HISTORY.
NEVER HAD A TEAM WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP WHILE FINISHING OUTSIDE OF THE TOP 4 IN POINTS SCORED. ERIC DID

SET THE NEW LEAGUE RECORD FOR LEAST POINTS SCORED IN A WEEK WITH 52.
ERIC STILL HAS A GREAT MIX OF VETERAN TALENT AND YOUNG PLAYERS WITH POTENTIAL. THIS OFF

SEASON HE WAS ABLE TO FLEECE ROXBURG FOR MILES SANDERS AND BAKER MAYFIELD, AND GAVE AWAY AGING
RUNNING BACK MELVIN GORDON, WHO IS CURRENTLY HOLDING OUT. ERIC HAS POSITIONED HIMSELF WELL FOR THE

TRANSITION TO THE SUPERFLEX IN 2020 WITH BAKER, WILSON, AND HASKINS. WILL THIS BE THE YEAR THAT ERIC 3
PEATS FOR FIRST TIME IN LEAGUE HISTORY, OR WILL IT BE THE FIRST TIME HE HAS A PLAYER SUFFER A SIGNIFICANT
INJURY?



KEY PLAYERS







Ertz







AB








Diggs







M. Mack

KC HALF CHUBB




TIM’S FIRST YEAR IN THE LEAGUE WAS A SUCCESS. IF IT CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO SKILL, LUCK, OR JORDAN FEARS

TEAM MANAGEMENT IS ANOTHER QUESTION. TIM WAS THE HIGHEST SCORING TEAM OF 2019, EDGING OUT STEVEN
BY A FEW POINTS. TIM HAS A SOLID STARTING LINEUP, WITH STARS IN EVERY SPOT. HIS RB TANDEM OF KAMARA AND

CHUBB IS THE HIGHEST RANKED DYNASTY TANDEM IN THE LEAGUE. HE ALSO HAS THE #1 DYNASTY TE IN THE
LEAGUE IN KELCE AND A TOP 5 DYNASTY WR IN TYREEK ”I PLEAD GUILTY” HILL. HIS CURRENT STRATEGY IS A LITTLE

“IFFY”. HE IS CURRENTLY HOARDING 6 OF THE MOST AVERAGE QB’S IN THE LEAGUE IN HOPES OF THEIR VALUE
INCREASING WHEN THE SUPERFLEX COMES INTO EFFECT IN 2020. IF HIS STRATEGY PAYS OFF WE ALL LOOK LIKE

IDIOTS, IF IT DOESN'T HIS TEAM WILL SUFFER FOR YEARS TO COME FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO ROSTER POTENTIAL
TALENT. TIM MADE TWO GREAT TRADES THIS OFFSEASON TO BETTER HIS TEAM. HE GAVE AWAY AGING STAR WR
JULIO JONES AND GOT YOUNG RB NICK CHUBB IN RETURN. HE ALSO TRADED AWAY MECOLE HARDMAN FOR A LIKELY

MID-HIGH 2020 DRAFT PICK. TALK ABOUT RETURN ON INVESTMENT.



KEY PLAYERS






Tyreek









Kelce







Kamara









Chubb

FUCK ERIC




STEVEN HAS MADE SOME GREAT ADDITIONS IN THE LAST YEAR TO PREPARE HIS TEAM FOR A MONSTER RUN IN THE

COMING YEARS. ONE OF HIS BEST TRADES TO DATE WAS TRADING AWAY A HIGH DYNASTY PROSPECT FOR A QB
THAT HAD NEVER PLAYED AN NFL GAME BEFORE. THAT TRADE ENDED UP NETTING HIM PATRICK MAHOMES FOR

AMARI COOPER. THE SECOND BEST TRADE WAS SWAPPING 1ST ROUND PICKS BACK WITH EVAN. AFTER ACQUIRING
BACK HIS PICK, STEVEN THEN TANKED FOR THE #1 OVERALL PICK OF THE 2019 ROOKIE DRAFT. THAT PICK ENDED UP

BEING SAQUON BARKLEY. STEVEN ALSO ADDED JAMES CONNOR LAST OFFSEASON BEFORE THE LE'VEON BELL
NEWS BROKE, WHICH ENDED UP HELPING HIM REACH 3RD PLACE LAST SEASON. THIS OFFSEASON STEVEN GAVE UP

CURTIS SAMUEL AND 1ST ROUND PICK DEEBO SAMUEL AND IN RETURN GOT LAMAR MILLER AND JULIAN EDELMAN.
LAMAR MILLER MIGHT NOT PLAY ANOTHER SNAP IN THE NFL, BUT EDELMAN COULD PUT HIS STARTING ROSTER OVER
THE HUMP. WILL THIS BE THE YEAR THAT MAHOMES CAN BRING HOME 2 CHAMPIONSHIPS?



KEY PLAYERS









Mahomes









Saquon







Conner









Keenan Allen

TEAM JESSE’S GIRL




NEXT UP WE HAVE LAST YEARS 4TH PLACE FINISHER JESSE. WHEN JESSE BOUGHT INTO THE LEAGUE 3 YEARS AGO,
HIS TEAM LOOKED TO BE A FUTURE POWERHOUSE. WITH ZEKE, MCCAFFREY, AND JUJU; JESSE HAD ONE OF, IF NOT

THE BEST 3 MAN CORES IN THE WHOLE LEAGUE. SINCE THEN JESSE HAS MADE THE BOLD STRATEGY OF MAKING 5
WAIVER CLAIMS IN 2 YEARS AND NO TRADES. THIS HAS RESULTED IN HIS TEAM HAVING SOME OF THE WEAKEST

DEPTH IN THE LEAGUE. WITH RIVERS, J. WHITE, ZEKE, JUJU, MCCAFFREY, AND THE NEW CHIEF LESEAN MCCOY;
JESSE HAS A SOLID STARTING LINEUP FOR THE 2019 SEASON. JESSE AUTO DRAFTED 2 OF THE BETTER ROOKIES IN
THE 2019 DRAFT CLASS IN HOCKENSON, JJAW, AND IRV SMITH JR. WILL THESE ADDITIONS BE ABLE TO HELP HIM

WEATHER THE STORM?


KEY PLAYERS









Gronk








CMac












Zeke










Juju

LEEEEE’VEON A PRAYER




JEFF IS COMING OFF HIS WORST FINISH IN THE LEAGUE 3 YEAR HISTORY. HE HAS BEEN ABLE TO MAKE THE

PLAYOFFS EVERY YEAR WHICH HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED BY NO ONE ELSE IN THE LEAGUE. JEFF WAS BACK TO
BACK RUNNER UP IN 2016 AND 2017. 2018 WAS A TOUGH YEAR HAVING BOTH OF HIS STARTING RUNNING BACKS MISS

THE MAJORITY IF NOT ALL OF THE SEASON. THIS YEAR HE WILL GET BACK LE'VEON BELL AND KAREEM HUNT WEEK
10. HE ALSO BOASTS ONE OF THE BEST WR CORES IN THE LEAGUE WITH WOODS, COOKS, THIELEN, RIDLEY, AND

NEWLY ACQUIRED WILL FULLER. JEFF ALSO AUTODRAFTED VERY WELL ADDING DEVIN SINGLETARY. WILL THIS BE
THE YEAR THAT JEFF FINALLY GETS OVER THE HUMP AND BRINGS THE TROPHY HOME? JEFF’S ONLY NOTABLE TRADE

IN THE 2018 OFFSEASON WAS GIVING AWAY HIS 1ST ROUND PICK FOR WILL FULLER, SHOULD FULLER STAY HEALTHY,
THIS COULD BE A GREAT ADD FOR TEAM PRAYER.



KEY PLAYERS










Watson









Bell










Thielen








Cooks

DUNCANDEEZNUTS



THE MAN THAT INSPIRED THE LEAGUE NAME. WHAT HAS THIS MAN NOT DONE! FROM BUILDING ONE OF THE MOST
LOADED ROSTERS IN THE LEAGUE, TO GETTING ARRESTED FOR DANCING ON TABLES AT PNL AND PUSHING COPS,

TO GETTING MARRIED. DUNCAN HAS HAD ONE HELL OF A LAST FEW YEARS. DUNCAN HOLDS ONE OF THE HIGHEST
POTENTIAL SCORING LINE UP OF THE SEASON. WITH A LINE UP OF MATTY ICE, GURLEY, FOURNETTE, SANDERS,
ADAMS, AND KITTLE; DUNCAN WILL BE A FRONT RUNNER TO TAKE HOME THE TROPHY. WITH ONE OF THE DEEPEST

BENCHES IN THE LEAGUE HE ALSO SITS WELL GOING INTO THE 2020 SUPERFLEX SEASON. CAN DAVIDS TEAM
SOMEHOW STAY HEALTHY LONG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO CASH IN, OR WILL NEVER MAKING MOVES CATCH UP WITH

HIM?



KEY PLAYERS







Gurley









Lenny









Kittle










Adams

BUTT N TDS




ROXBURG HAS HAD ONE OF THE BUSIEST OFF SEASONS IN LEAGUE HISTORY. WITH THE STRATEGY OF GOING ALL IN,

HE HAS BOUGHT SOME STUD AGAIN VETERANS. HIS FIRST MOVE SAW HIM MOVE 4TH OVERALL ROOKIE RB MILES
SANDERS, AND #3 OVERALL DYNASTY QB BAKER MAYFIELD FOR MELVIN GORDON. ROX SAW THIS AS THE PERFECT

OPPORTUNITY TO BUY A BELLCOW RB FOR A REASONABLE PRICE. HE THEN MORTGAGED AWAY THE FUTURE BY
SELLING NICK CHUBB FOR JULIO JONES. IF KAREEM TRULY RETURNS TO FORM AND RESIGNS WITH THE BROWNS

NEXT YEAR, THEN THIS MOVE WILL LOOK GENIUS. ROX IS ALL IN WITH A STARTING LINE UP OF WINSTON, BREIDA,
MIXON, NUK, JULIO, EVANS, KUPP, AND GORDON. IF GORDON RETURNS IN TIME ROXBURG WILL BE HARD TO STOP AT

FULL POWER.


KEY PLAYERS









Nuk










Mixon









Julio







MGIII

THIS ONE IS FOR MR. LUCK




KNOWN FOR BEING THE MOST INJURED TEAM OVER THE LAST 3 YEARS, EVAN IS HOPING THIS IS THE YEAR

EVERYONE REMAINS HEALTHY. WITH INJURIES IN THE PAST TO WENTZ, DJ, COOK, OBJ, HOWARD, COOPER, AND
MICHEL IT LOOKS LIKE EVAN IS BAD AT SPOTTING A CAPABLE BODY. 2019 HAS NOT GOTTEN OFF TO ANYTHING

DIFFERENT FOR EVAN. STARTING QB ANDREW LUCK ANNOUNCED HIS RETIREMENT AT THE AGE OF 29 AND #3
OVERALL ROOKIE WR NKEAL HARRY IS ALREADY ON THE IR. EVAN’S MOST RECENT TRADES INCLUDE SHIPPING AWAY

ALSHON JEFFERY FOR AGAIN RB DAVID JOHNSON, AS WELL AS TRADING AUSTIN EKELER FOR AMARI COOPER PRIOR
TO THE COWBOYS TRADE. WITH QUESTION MARKS AT QB, EVAN’S WINDOW IS CLOSING WITH THE 2020 SUPERFLEX

ON THE HORIZON.


KEY PLAYERS









Luck










DJ










OBJ








Cook

GOLDEN TATE WARRIORS




THE OTHER BACK TO BACK CHAMPION IN OUR LEAGUE IS ZACH. ZACH HAS SOMEHOW WON BACK TO BACK SACKO
CHAMPIONSHIPS, BARELY EDGING OUT STEVE THIS YEAR FOR THE HONORS. ZACH THIS OFF SEASON DECIDED
ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH AND SLOWLY STARTED THE REBUILD. HE ACQUIRED STUD ROOKIE RB DAVID MONTGOMERY

WITH PICK #2 IN THE ROOKIE DRAFT. HE THEN TRADED AWAY 2 OLD VETS IN EDELMAN AND LAMAR MILLER FOR
ROOKIE DEEBO SAMUEL AND RISING STAR CURTIS SAMUEL. IN THE 2ND ROUND OF THE ROOKIE DRAFT HE WON THE

DRAFT BY TAKING KYLER MURRAY AT 12 OVERALL THE YEAR BEFORE A SUPERFLEX SEASON. AFTER THAT HE WAS
ABLE TO ADD LAMAR JACKSON FOR PENNIES. IF ZACH CAN HAVE AN ACTIVE YEAR ON THE WAIVER WIRE, HIS TEAM IS

LOOKING STRONG GOING INTO 2020. HIS OTHER OPTION IS TO TANK AND WIN 3 SACKOS IN A ROW AND DRAFT #1
OVERALL IN A STUD 2020 CLASS. BOTH OPTIONS SEE HIS TEAM AS A STRONG CONTENDER GOING FORWARD.



KEY PLAYERS








Kyler











Goff









Monty









C Davis

PHILIDELPHIA BEAGLES




THE BEAGLES ARE BACK AND READY AFTER A DOWN YEAR PLAGUED WITH INJURIES. STEVE ENDED UP WITH THE
1ST PICK IN THE 2019 DRAFT AND TOOK 1ST ROUND RB JOSH JACOBS. STEVE HAS A YOUNG LINE UP WITH A LOT OF
POTENTIAL MOVING FORWARD. HIS BIGGEST WEAKNESS IS THE 2ND QB SPOT. 1 YEAR AWAY FROM A SUPERFLEX

AND HE HAS NO 2ND QB ROSTERED. HE ALSO TRADED AWAY HIS 2020 1ST TO ACQUIRE MECOLE HARDMAN. IF THE
CHIEFS DECIDE TO FRANCHISE TYREEK NEXT YEAR AND TRADE HIM, THEN THIS TRADE COULD PROVE TO BE A

BARGAIN FOR THE PRODUCTION THAT IS LEFT FOR HARDMAN IN 2020. IF IT DOES NOT WORK OUT THAT WAY, THEN
STEVE SOLD LOW ON A VALUABLE 1ST ROUND PICK IN A STACKED 2020 ROOKIE CLASS. CAN THE BEAGLES RETURN

TO THE GLORY THEY ONCE HAD?


KEY PLAYERS










Rodgers










MT13








J Jacobs









Lindsay