The Local Eye - Issue 190 - November 2021

The NOVEMBER

Local EyeIssue 2021

190 Advertising For Local Businesses, Trades
and Community Information...

LFB MEATS

01202 533997
www.lfbmeats.com
Orders now being taken for Christmas!
POULTRY All your traditional Christmas meats catered for

Whole Turkeys - Locally born and bred from 5kg – 10kg
Turkey Crowns – Bone in or boned & rolled, optional bacon covering
Large Fresh Roasting Chickens 1.9kg- 4kg
Gressingham / Barbury Ducks 1.2kg - 2.8kg
Gressingham Geese 4kg – 6kg

BEEF

Whole Ribs of Beef & Whole Sirloins -
Bone in or boned & rolled or French Trim / Carvery Style
Traditional Topside, a true Christmas Special
Whole Fillet of Beef – Larder Trimmed to your requirements

PORK

Leg of Pork - Bone in or boneless <> Shoulder of Pork - Bone in or boned & rolled
Loin of Pork - Boned & rolled & scored (Christmas Treat)

LAMB

Racks of lamb – French Trimmed <> Whole or half leg – locally born & bred

SAUSAGES

Homemade sausages – Traditional, Pork & Leek & various flavours
Chipolatas – Plain pork, Cranberry, Pork & Leek
Pigs in Blankets, a family favourite - See in store for more Christmas specials
Sausage meat – Traditional, Pork & Leek

GAMMONS & HAMS– Various sizes

CHRISTMAS HAMPERS - Starting from £20 – see in store for details & page 17

349-351 CHARMINSTER ROAD, BOURNEMOUTH. BH8 9QR
(Opposite Esso garage, lower Charminster)

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∗ Sole Trader accounts ∗ Tax Returns
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Fast, efficient personal service at affordable fees

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management advice on a fixed or variable fee basis

 Sole Trader accounts  Tax Returns
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Fast, efficient personal service at affordable fees

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For more than 25 years we have been assisting business
people in the Charminster and surrounding areas with :-

∗ Sole Trader accounts ∗ Tax Returns
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∗ Limited Company accounts ∗ Bookkeeping & VAT

Fast, efficient personal service at affordable fees

Are you?Please enquire about our complete management service for Limited companies to

include Payroll, Bookkeeping and VAT, all company returns, annual accounts, and
management advice on a fixed or variable fee basis

Please enquire about our complete management service for Limited companies
to include Payroll, Bookkeeping and VAT, all company returns, annual accounts

and management advice on a fixed or variable fee basis.

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Welcome to the November 2021 issue of
The Local Eye
New businesses to check out this issue...

eNET Computers offering Laptop & PC repairs and
related services and assistance (p11),

news from BH9 Business Community (p14),
Gentle Touch Ear Wax Removal (p19),
Uncle Chook special chicken salt (p23),
Websters Family Butchers (p24),

and welcome back to Gas Boiler Specialists (p7)
Please continue to stay safe & well!

Chris
08000 430485
07801 474788
[email protected]
www.thelocaleye.com

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Diabetic foot care provided.

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Phone:07969 602326

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Re-discovering Lyme Regis...

I recently enjoyed a much-needed short break from
work, and took a holiday cottage near Lyme Regis,
in West Dorset. A staycation in the beautiful English
countryside, above this popular small resort by the
sea. This is walking country with spectacular coastal
scenery.
Lyme Regis is an historic town made famous by the
story and film of The French Lieutenant’s Woman
which stared Meryl Streep. It’s is also renowned because of Mary Anning, and her fossil findings. A
harbour resort with a bevy of colourful boats, small brightly coloured streets, and the famous Cobb. All
surrounded with a sweep of green hills, and coastline that stretches for miles.
A cottage is a good base, and ours was comfortable with caring attentive owners – but we needed a car
as it was above Lyme Regis. Handy to drive along the coast in both directions with Portland, West Bay
and the Jurassic coast one way, and Devon with Honiton, Sidmouth and Beer in the other. At this point of
Dorset, you are within touching distance of both Devon and Somerset, so it makes for a wide choice of
things to do and places to see. Forde Abbey Is also nearby.
But I enjoyed exploring the local farmland, and rolling countryside down into Lyme bay, with a network
of local footpaths, bridle ways, The wide sweeps of coast (and for those who like to explore further – this
is part of the South West Coast Path ) as you dip down into the town and the quaint backstreets, riverside
walk to the front. In October it was still busy – a point worth remembering in high summer when it is
packed. Parking is tight also – and be warned they use a well-known parking App widely in this area of
Dorset, or coins. Not being able to use notes, or cards to pay, can be frustrating.
I’d been to Lyme Regis briefly once before, and really enjoyed having the time to discover it more,
because it’s a pretty seaside resort with plenty of self-catering properties around, lots of eateries, good
independent shops, there are Museums, boat hire, and a good sized beach with others nearby. Wider and
sandy towards the Cobb – the beach narrowed to a cobbly strip that led along the front towards the town
centre. Sitting on the wall facing the Cobb with locally renowned takeaway Fish and Chips in the autumn
sunshine was a treat. You had to be careful and ward off the seagulls, but I grew up in Devon and am
always prepared for this when at the seaside in the UK.
I am biased because I love this part of the coastline – and feel it’s a good base for a truly relaxing
holiday. The UK has a lot to offer, which I plan to discover more over the next few years and write a blog
on. Staycations have been popular with our clients since the Pandemic started – and I’ve booked quite a
few the last 18 months as people re-discovered our own country.
So - if you are still wary, or fed up, with the thought of all the red tape involved with travelling overseas,
why not consider a cottage rental and let us show you the delights of the UK. They are ideal for a short
break.

Beach holidays, City breaks, Honeymoons, Weddings abroad, Adventure holidays, Ski,
Cruise, Tailormade trips, Flight only, Car hire, Airport hotels and parking and much more...

Contact Travel Counsellor

Mags Addison

018240520598017389102 Travel Counsellors ensures complete
financial protection on every booking
[email protected]
www.travelcounsellors.co.uk/margaret.addison

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Steve via email asks:
Hi Aunty, I have had a Hotmail address for over 20 years and recently it seems to be
called Outlook?? Now I seem to be getting a lot more dodgy looking emails which get
sent to my junk box that are obvious scams and pretending to be from banks. Recently
I had one supposedly from The HMRC offering me a tax rebate but the spelling was
so awful that it was obviously suspicious. I always mark them as spam and then they
automatically disappear from my inbox but recently I’m getting concerned that these
scammers seem to have more and more of my private personal information so what
happens to the emails? Does my email or Internet provider report them? because as
they automatically go into my junk inbox I can’t see any way of forward them to the
banks etc to alert them as to what is going on.
Aunty Says:
Hello Steve. I’m not sure how Microsoft & Hotmail currently deal with their customers’
spam problems, but I’m sure there is a setting somewhere that will help you flag and
report any particularly nasty emails as spam. In Gmail there is a “report spam”
option that will alert Google and hopefully they follow it up and do something about
it. Policing this kind of thing is a nightmare but there’s now plenty of cases in the news
where companies are getting heavily fined for spamming and abusing people’s private
and personal information, but outside of the UK, EU and USA nobody seems to care
that much
Martin from Bournemouth asks:
Hello Aunty, 3 months ago I treated myself to a new laptop and recently I am receiving
notification that the trial version of my McAfee Livesafe program has expired. I don’t
remember signing up for a free trial and I don’t know if I should pay, if it is safe to do
this over the internet or just ignore it. What do you recommend? I am fairly new to
computers so please explain in basic language
Aunty Says:
Hello Martin. The free trial from MacAfee was probably pre-installed on your laptop.
I’m a big fan of the free Window Security app that comes pre-bundled with Windows 10,
and to be extra safe I strongly recommend having a separate antispyware app like the
free Malwarebytes. Uninstall everything to do with McAfee by clicking on the Windows
icon (bottom left) and choose “Settings” “Apps”.

If you have any computer related problems then email me at
[email protected] and I will see what I can do.

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid and Crystal Meth?
He said he could stop anytime.

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Experienced, Honest, Reliable team of Multi-Skilled Tradesmen Specialising in:

• Conversions • Fitted Kitchens
• Extensions • Bathrooms
• New build • Fitted Bedroom Furniture
• Timber Frame Garden Buildings • Fitted Office Furniture

Contact: David McDonald on 07951738446 or
at [email protected]

Office address: 50 Churchill Close, Sturminster Marshall, Wimbourne, Dorset, BH21 4BH
Company Number 10046992, Vat Number 305166626

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Derek J.Rolls

Independent Estate Agents & Valuers

Covid 19 and our continuing commitment to you.

Properties are in high demand and often don’t even reach the websites, so if
you have something in mind, contact us to register your details and we will
let you know if we have something which might suit your requirements.
We have an extensive list of clients on the lookout for certain types of
properties so if you are thinking of selling call us for a free valuation and we
may have just the buyer in mind you are hoping for.

It is still very important to contain the spread of this virus and we wish to
reassure you that we will continue to take all necessary precautions when
conducting viewings, valuations and instructions to minimise any risk to
vendors and prospective purchasers alike and yes.. ourselves.

Bearing this in mind please note that will only arrange, or consent to,
viewings of properties, whether they be occupied or vacant, if you are in a
strong position to proceed with a purchase. In other words, a first time buyer
with a mortgage agreed, cash buyer or that you have accepted an offer on the
sale of your own property.

Before requesting to view any of our properties please take time to look at the
full details available on the websites, make good use of the internet to look at
the location, use Google earth to get an overhead view and the street view to
get a proper understanding of where and what it is you are actually enquiring
about. This does sound obvious but you wouldn’t believe the number of times
we meet someone at a property only to be told “We didn’t realise it was here!”

Whatever the circumstances we will continue to maintain a commitment to
all our clients, current and new, to provide the best support and advice to
make the sale or purchase of your property as trouble free as we can.

Please stay safe & well!

01202 525778
958 Wimborne Rd, Bournemouth BH9 2DG

[email protected]

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Derek J.Rolls

Independent Estate Agents & Valuers

Local Estate Agents Dealing With
Local Property Sales & Purchases

We have over 50 years of SOLD
combined knowledge and
experience in selling homes
in the area so truly do know what
your property should be worth

in todays market.

SOLD SOLD

We work closely with our clients and their solicitors to
assist in the smooth sale or purchase of their homes.

For a FREE NO OBLIGATION market valuation call us on

01202 525778 or email: [email protected]

NO SALE NO FEE - COMPETITITVE COMMISSION RATES
01202 525778

958 Wimborne Rd, Bournemouth BH9 2DG
www.derekjrolls.co.uk

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Winton and Moordown Traders unite to become BH9 Business Community
We are very excited to announce that Winton and Moordown Traders have combined forces
and re-branded as BH9 Business Community (BH9) in order that our very long High Street
(Wimborne Road) gets the attention it so deservedly needs from local government. Emma
Martineau (Chair) and Carly Webster (Vice-Chair) are confident that uniting the 2 trading districts
will benefit high street businesses, those operating off the high street as well as people who now
work from home. In addition, Emma and Carly are convinced that the whole community will
benefit from the plans that they have for improving our area.
Additionally, as part of the Government’s initiative to support the High Street post Covid,
Bournemouth Chamber of Trade & Commerce (BCTC) has been awarded a one-off Grant to
re-develop or launch Trading Districts within the conurbation and this will directly benefit BH9.
BCTC President Jacqui Rock said “This is a fantastic opportunity for us to support businesses that
are not currently part of the local BID campaigns, helping them create exciting synergy together
and developing the area.”
Emma and Carly added, “We urge businesses in Winton and Moordown to support this initiative
by supporting the role of BCTC and joining BH9 in developing our community of like-minded
businesses and professionals all based in the same geographical area. Without the area working
together we simply cannot develop this, and it is such a fantastic opportunity to use this one-off
funding to help BH9 thrive. We must pull together for a better BH9.”

BCTC Trade Group Liaison Officer Wendy King commented “Meeting local businesses in BH9
and seeing how they are keen to work together to improve the area and put Winton and
Moordown back on the map is inspirational. We have some very enthusiastic individuals to make
this happen.”

BH9 is holding a Mulled Wine evening for businesses interested in being involved on Thursday 2
December 2021 at St John’s Church, Moordown from 6pm onwards. Businesses are encouraged
to contact Emma and Carly on [email protected] for more details on the 2nd December event and for
information on BCTC contact Wendy [email protected].

Christmas Coffee Morning - Bournemouth Methodist Methodist Church
Alma Road, Winton. November 27th 10.30 am to 1.30 pm

There will be various stalls including home made cakes,
Christmas gifts, fruit and veg.

A light lunch will also be served.

I’m sure there’s a supplement I could take or another easy solution to cure my laziness.
I should get someone look into it for me.
..........

I am so lazy I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.
..........

Every day, scientists are making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is
making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

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Isn’t there
something you’d
rather be doing with
your spare time?

Could you use some help with your Cleaning, Ironing or Both?

• Regular hourly rate only £12 - £13 per hour
• One off spring cleans available - call for price details
• Times and hours to suit you - (minimum 2 hours per week)
• Reliable, honest, professional service
• Insurance provided

Call 0800 0925 773
Email: [email protected]

You deserve a rest... So be served by the best

Experienced, Honest and Reliable Multi-Skilled Handyman

Inside Outside

• Carpentry • Decking
• Plumbing • Patios
• Tiling • Gardening
• Painting and Decorating • Pressure Washing

Available for full or half day hire to catch up with all the little jobs you
have been meaning to do.

Phone Sam Morton for free no obligation quote 07749114907 or e mail
[email protected]

Numerous references available.

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50 ex police vehicles in stock.
20x Ford Focuses, plus Mondeos,
Astra, Insignia, Transit Connect.
Lots of family cars with low or no

road tax to pay.

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LFB MEATS

01202 533997
www.lfbmeats.com

CHRISTMAS HAMPERS

STARTER PACK PARTY PACK

£20 £35

BACON & SAUSAGES BACON
SAUSAGES
Plus One Of The Following Joints TURKEY BREAST JOINT
TOPSIDE OF BEEF
TURKEY BREAST JOINT
TOPSIDE OF BEEF
PORK LOIN
GAMMON

FAMILY PACK DELUXE PACK

£40 £50

BACON BACON & SAUSAGES
SAUSAGES TURKEY BREAST JOINT
TURKEY BREAST JOINT
TOPSIDE OF BEEF TOPSIDE OF BEEF
4 PORK STEAKS PORK LOIN
GAMMON

*Bacon 400g *Sausages x8 *Turkey & Beef approx 1.2kg
*Pork Joint approx 1.5kg *Gammon Joint approx 1.5kg - 1.8kg

Christmas orders
are now being taken

All your traditional Christmas
meats catered for

349-351 CHARMINSTER ROAD, BOURNEMOUTH. BH8 9QR

(Opposite Esso garage, lower Charminster)

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“Bowled Over By Bob The Builder”

Builder Bob Atkins 70, from Poole joined
Slimming World in August
2020 with a starting weight of
16stone 11 1/2lb at 5ft 10” tall.
He was struggling with his health, having to take 3 tablets
daily to help control his high blood pressure, and finding it a
real effort to undertake his 2 passions; walking and playing
bowls.. Following an appointment with his GP he was
referred to LiveWell Dorset.

Bob took on the 12 week referral programme and joined Nat Fabry’s group in
Moordown, Bournemouth where he attended group every week , embracing
Image Therapy , and going home experimenting with new recipes with his
very supportive wife Pat . Bob loves Indian curries but said “with the ideas
you pick up in group, the receipes on the website to refer to I was able to make
simple swaps to recreate some of my favourites Indian dishes using free foods!
I was also bowled over to learn that I could still enjoy my roast dinners on a

Sunday – who knew that swapping oil for frylight could mean
that I could still tuck into roast potatoes!’
Bob reached his personal target weight during his 12 week
referral losing an amazing 2st 11 ½ lbs and 10” from his waist,
dropping several sizes in trousers!. He said “My GP is delighted
with my progress and so am I! I can’t believe that losing
weight can make such a difference to your health and I’m now
medication free!. Not only that but I can really embrace my love
of walking and there’s no better place to do that than the Jurassic
coast, I can walk for miles. My bowling has improved too, much
to the delight of my fellow team mates at Poole Park Bowling Club!”
Bob continues to follow the Slimming World extra easy plan, where nothing
is banned, he said “I really enjoy group with the sharing, support and
encouragement from Nat and all the other members, I couldn’t have done it on
my own “
With his increased confidence and belief in himself Bob decided to lower his
target, reaching a final weight of 13stone 4 ½ lbs in December 2020.
With nearly a year at target Bob will soon be achieving his Diamond Target
Award and we couldn’t be prouder of him.
‘Why wait until the New Year to get started on your weight loss dreams.
Get in touch with your local Slimming World Consultant today’. See pages 26
& 27 for all local Consultant groups or visit www.slimmingworld.co.uk

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WORD SCARF WORD LADDER
TWILL SOLUTION
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SCARE
D STARE
STALE
D STALL
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SWILL
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Start at the top
& change one

letter each
rung making a

new word to
arrive at the
final word?
(Solution on

page 30)

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Brain Power

1: How many squares? 2: What
number
should
replace the
question
mark in
this grid?

3: After a local Post Office burglary, five suspects were being

interviewed.Below is a summary of their statements.

The dectective knows that each of them told the truth in one of their

statements and lied in the other.

From this information can you tell who committed the crime?

Brian said: It wasn’t Charles. It was Alan.

Derek said: It was Charles. It wasn’t Alan.

Charles said: It was Brian. It wasn’t Eric.

Alan said: It was Eric. It wasn’t Brian.

Eric said: It was Derek. It was Alan .

4: In a cricket match the average number of runs in the first 30 overs
was two. After a further 15 overs the average rose to eight. What was
the average number of runs for the last 15 overs only? Answers on page 30

Netflix: Scroll through the selections until it’s too late to start watching anything.
...........

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
............

Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm, that beeping was giving me a headache.
...........

Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say,
‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’
...............

If I’ve learned anything in life, it’s that not enough people are at a loss for words.
..............

I hated my job at the fireworks factory, I got fired a lot.

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For less able clients we now display easy
access shower options, wet floor solutions,
high line toilets, shower seats, grab rails,
wet wall shower panels and more.

1D Cardigan Road, Winton
Bournemouth. BH9 1BJ

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Chiropody / Podiatry

AH Parfiit Chiropdy provides professional foot treatments for all the family

Chiropody / podiatry is the assessment, diagnosis and treatment of the foot,
ankle and lower leg conditions, and there is no
difference between a chiropodist or a podiatrist.
Chiropody is the old term for treatment by a
foot health professional but the term podiatry is
becoming increasingly used as it is
a common term, used all over the world,
for treatment by a foot health professional.

The team at AH Parfitt Chiropodry are registered
with the Health Care Professions Council and are members of the Society
of Chiropodists and Podiatrists, with extended scope of practice for ‘Foot
Mobilisation’ and local anaesthetic to carry out nail surgery.

There are many ailments and conditions that can be successfully treated by a
qualified chiropodist, these include: Aching and/or tired feet, Musckuloskeletal
problems, Biomechanical abnormalities of the foot and ankle, Flat feet and
fallen arches, Skin conditions, Corns and Callus, Verrucae and warts, Fungal
infections of the skin and nails, Diabetic foot health, Sports Injuries and
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Ingowing Toenails - Plantar Fasciitis - Diabetic Foot Conditions
Hammer Toes - Fungal Nail Infections - Arthritis in the Feet

People with diabetes may be at risk of developing foot
problems. Therefore it is beneficial to be screened, at least
annually, to detect the presence of neuropathy, ischaemia
and/or foot deformities.

Opening times:
Monday - Wednesday 9am - 4.30pm, Thursday 9am - 5pm,

Friday 9am - 2.30pm, Saturday 9am - 1pm

A.H.PARFITT CHIROPODIST / PODIATRIST
533-535 WIMBORNE ROAD
01202 528942 WINTON
STATE REGISTERED BH9 2AP
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SUDOKU How to Play

Fill in the grid so that every
row, every column,
and every 3x3 box
contains the digits
1 through 9,
with no repetition!

Simples!

You solve the puzzle with
reasoning and logic,

there’s no maths involved
and no adding up.
It’s challenging.
It’s addictive!
It’s fun.

(Solution on page 30)

I walked into lamp post yesterday. Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.
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A nice box of chocolates provides your total daily intake of calories all in one place.
Isn’t that handy?
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The person next to me on this train hasn’t stopped talking loudly the whole journey!
I’m starting to regret marrying her.
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If there’s a hardship greater than putting cheese on a cracker and having it break before it gets
into your mouth I’ve not heard of it.

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will comfortably feed 4 - 6 people,
just add veg and festive trimmings!

* Weights may vary
** Gluten free options available, please specify at time of ordering

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854 Dental Health

Professional, Friendly, Effective
Private Dentistry

01202 512967

Please don’t wait until you have a problem to see us, we
are very happy to see you for routine appointments too.
It is always better to prevent an issue so if you have
dental concerns do call us sooner rather than later.

PLEASE ALWAYS TELEPHONE BEFORE VISITING.
WE CANNOT LET YOU IN WITHOUT PRIOR
ARRANGEMENT AT THE MOMENT.

We may look a little different when you see us next but it’s the same friendly
team underneath the PPE !
Your support and patience has been amazing throughout this difficult time.
Thank you - The team at 854 Dental Health.

RICHARD J HULL B.D.S & KEVIN DURRANT B.D.S.

854 Wimborne Road, Moordown, BH9 2DS
www.854dentalhealth.com [email protected]

Charminster Afternoon Townswomens Guild & St Albans Garden Club

TWG - Tuesday 23rd November
A talk on recycling

St Albans Garden Club - Monday 15th November
AGM followed by craft

For more information please contact ...

Margaret (Secretary) 01202 512543

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
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Tattoos are like babies. You don’t dare tell the truth and say they’re ugly.

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Slimming World

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Contact your local Slimming World Consultant
and join a warm and friendly group today!

MONDAY TUESDAY

Charminster 6.45pm Charminster 9.15am, 5.30pm & 7pm
Bournemouth Moose Centre BH8 8PS Bournemouth Moose Centre BH8 8PS
Tel: Beckie 07799 534293 Tel: Beckie 07799 534293

MONDAY TUESDAY

Bearwood 5.30pm & 7pm Moordown 9am, 10.30am & 6.30pm
Bearwood Primary School BH11 9UN Royal British Legion BH9 2AR
Tel: Tracy 07737 831188 Tel: Nat 07846 522793

If you’re worrying about your weight and feeling alone and desperate our Slimming World groups are here
and getting together every week, so come and join us – you’ll be welcomed by every one of us.
For further information contact your local Slimming World Consultant or just come along!
There’s nothing more than a warm welcome waiting for you.

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WEDNESDAY FRIDAY

New times Moordown 8am, 9.30am & 11am
Charminster 9.30am Royal British Legion BH9 2AR
St. Francis Church Hall BH8 9SH Tel: Sadie 07545 379045
Tel: Debbie 07931 480464
FRIDAY
WEDNESDAY
Kinson 5.30pm
Kinson 9.30am St Andrew’s Church Hall BH10 7LN
St Andrew’s Church Hall BH10 7LN Tel: Jenny 07841 398337
Tel: Tracy 07737 831188
FRIDAY
WEDNESDAY
Winton 5.30pm & 7pm
New group & Consultant St Luke’s Church Hall BH3 7LR
Opening 17th Nov Tel: Charlotte 07954 237438
Ensbury Park 7.30pm
St Thomas’ Church BH10 5BN SATURDAY
Tel: Toni 07934 795003
New times
WEDNESDAY Muscliff 7.30am & 9am
Bournemouth Electric Club BH8 0AA
New group & Consultant Tel: Judit 07727 145558
Opening 17th Nov
Bournemouth Town Centre 5.30pm
St Andrew’s Church, Richmond Hill BH2 6JJ
Tel: Gary 07733 131277

THURSDAY SATURDAY

Castlepoint (Bournemouth) Kinson 8am & 9.30am
New times for the evening session St Andrew’s Church Hall BH10 7LN
9am, 10.30am, 5pm & 6.30pm Tel: Jenny 07841 398337
St Edmunds Campion Church
481 Castle Lane West BH8 9TN SATURDAY
Tel: Debbie 07931 480464
Winton 8am & 9.30am
THURSDAY St Luke’s Church Hall BH3 7LR
Tel: Charlotte 07954 237438
Bearwood 9.30am, 5.30pm & 7pm
Howe Croft Community Centre BH11 9BG
Tel: Tracy 07737 831188

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and getting together every week, so come and join us – you’ll be welcomed by every one of us.
For further information contact your local Slimming World Consultant or just come along!
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There is no beating the taste of truly fresh
fruit and veg, especially when it’s yours!

Rather than provide you with tips of what you could or should be doing in
the garden or allotment this November. If you really need some tips, there are
thousands of articles out there to help. So just to pause, I thought I would show the
reasons my wife and I enjoy our time growing, caring and harvesting our produce.

Spuds and tomatoes Mediterranean produce One September
day’s harvest.
from Dorset.

Dried Tomatoes Fig Jam and Flowers.

preserved in oil. Fennel, Garlic,
Potatoes, Tomatoes &
If you fancy having a go
at gardening for fun and Baked Trout

reward either at home or

on an allotment. Come to

Cornelia Road, BH10 4FG

between 10:00 & 12:00 Morning Glory &
any Saturday or Sunday Geraniums.
morning and ask about

Associate or Perfume filled house.
Full Membership
North Bournemouth Allotment Society, Cornelia Road, BH10 4FG

www.northbournemouthallotmentsociety.co.uk

Check our facebook page for Allotment News

My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games.
What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4.
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Send your completed entries to:
November Prize Crossword, The Local Eye,
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Solution > OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY
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second statement must be false, meaning his first statement was true,
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“High wattage charisma from a
talented young comic who’s star
is on the rise”
The Guardian

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MATT PRICE
“A terrific comedian and a
wonderful storyteller”
The Scotsman

AND

OLA LABIB
“Rising star.
One to watch for sure.”
Beyond The Joke

FRIDAY 26TH HOSTED BY

NOVEMBER 2021 ADRIENNE

Doors open 7pm - Show starts 8pm COLES

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45 Poole Hill, Bournemouth BH2 5PW
plus booking fee

Or £20 on the door Sponsored by

www.coastalcomedy.com

Over 18’s only. Acts may change due to TV commitments.

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