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The Local Eye - Issue 151 - May 2018

A monthly publication now into its 13th Anniversary, advertising trades and businesses local to the Bournemouth area. Also containing a comprehensive mix of editorials, news and information on local events and the surrounding area, as well as a regular mix of entertaining puzzles and trivia.

Keywords: the local eye advertising Bournemouth businesses trades local information

The MAY
2018
Local EyeIssue

151 Advertising For Local Businesses, Trades
and Community Information...

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Self-Storage from £35.00 per month

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“I joined Nu Staff two years ago. I have never looked back,
during this time I have achieved my Diploma Level 3 in Health
and Social Care, been promoted to a Designated Keyworker
and more recently have become a Field Care Supervisor
responsible for 15 individuals living in their own homes, I also
support and mentor members of the team in delivering care
and support”.
“Nu Staff have helped to progress in my career and also
inspired me to train. I would recommend Nu Staff to my
friends as they support their staff, encourage on-going training
and development, truly value us and are a great company to
work for”.

Nu Staff are a local family run business, we provide care
and support in the community and are currently recruiting

for Bournemouth and Poole

We Provide:
• PAID MILEAGE
• WEEKLY PAY
• FREE UNIFORM
• PAID TRAINING
• FREE DBS CHECKS
• PAID TRAVELLING TIME
• EXCELLENT HOURLY RATES
• FREE TRAINING TO ACHIEVE A DIPLOMA IN CARE
• FIXED CONTRACT WITH GUARANTEED HOURS

01202 292870

www.nustaffimageplan.co.uk

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Welcome to the May issue of The Local Eye

After what has seemed like a very long winter, the sun finally arrived!
Here’s hoping for some great bank holiday weekends and
a glorious summer to come.

This magazine is delivered free to an alternating selection of around
13,000 homes and businesses in Bournemouth, mainly through the

Charminster, Queens Park, Moordown, Ensbury Park, Redhill, Winton,
Muscliffe & Strouden Park districts.

It can also be picked up from:
The BournemouthLife Centre, Mike Stokes Tyres and Johns Fish & Chips
in Moordown, KwikFit Castle Lane, A-Storage in Charminster,
AH Parfitt - Chiropodist/Podiatrist in Winton, and Charminster &
Winton libraries, Moordown Community Centre, Bournemouth Blind
Society & several laundrettes in Charminster, Moordown & Winton.
More information on rates and ad copy submission as well as online
copies of the current and previous issues can be found on the website.

01202 255485 / 08000 430485
07801 474788

[email protected]
www.thelocaleye.com

Many thanks for all your support,
Chris

BOURNEMOUTH ELECTRIC BOWLS CLUB

It’s Now Our Outdoor Season

Why not give bowls a try?

Free coaching sessions every
Wednesday from 2pm - FREE Coaching
All you need to bring is flat soled trainer type shoes

For more information please contact
Keith: 07593 559103 / Linda or Ron: 01202 252291

Bournemouth Electric Club, Broadway Lane, BH8 0AA
http://bournemouthelectricclub.com

Registered charity. 1170761

Every effort has been made to ensure that the information contained within this publication was correct at the time of going to print. We
cannot be held responsible for any inaccuracies in advertisements, editorials or features nor for any consequences arising from these. We are
not to be held responsible for any errors, loss or damage to copy in printing. The Local Eye does not officially endorse any advertising material
included within this publication. It is the advertisers responsibility to ensure conformity with laws and/or acts relating to Trade Descriptions,
Sex Discrimination, Consumer Credit, Copyright etc. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in any retrieval systems or
transmitted in any form - electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise - without the prior permission of the publisher. The use
of this publication for canvassing, direct marketing or any other activity apart from sourcing local goods and services, is strictly prohibited.

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Project Indigo

One boy’s adventure through time and space!

Hi, I’m Tom, a local Doctor Who blogger & I write about my adventures online at

anadventurethroughtimeandspace.com

Project Indigo is my blog where I travel the world visiting
people and places associated with Doctor Who. Time travel with
me for a trip down Memory Lane to the West Wales Museum of
Childhood in ….West Wales!

The museum is at Pen-ffynnon, 1 mile from Llangeler in
Carmarthenshire. There is a tea room and a gift shop and the
museum has 10,000 exhibits! A warm welcome is offered to
‘everyone who is - or ever has been - a child’.
The museum was created by Paul and Hilary Kennelly and Vic
Davey to display the toys and memorabilia that they have been
collecting for most of their lives. They bought the farm, Pen-ffynnon, in August 2002 and
gradually turned it into the place we are visiting today. I had a good chat with Hilary and
she told me that she met the Third Doctor, Jon Pertwee, many years ago.

When I arrived I went into the ‘Oriel Amser’ (Gallery of Time )
which is a timeline of the 20th Century with memorabilia and
display of toys to look at. Next to this is a stable where you can
see costumes and traditions from Wales, and an antique toyshop
window ‘Siop Deganau’ displaying Welsh toys.
Next door is a barn full of little metal toys and an old school
room that shows you what school was like in Wales’ old days.
Next is the carthouse which contains train sets and a huge
collection of Action Man toys.

Finally we come to my favourite bit - the Doctor Who stuff in the Television and Film
Gallery! It contains lots of merchandise from film and television over the last 60 years.
At the entrance is a magnificent mural painted by Paul, depicting a Dalek exterminating a
TV , whilst the Eleventh Doctor and James Bond have a sonic weapon-off!

The room is crammed with Sci-Fi treasures including an original Dalek Dress-up suit from
1965. I would recommend any Doctor Who fans to go and see this collection.
There are A LOT of special Doctor Who treasures which have been happily collected and
displayed for you to enjoy. It was lovely to look at the toys and imagine what it would have
been like to be a Doctor Who fan 50 years ago and I even saw some items from my own
toybox. If you are ever in Carmarthenshire make sure you stop off and see it for yourself!

I hope you have enjoyed learning about this museum. If you would like to read about my
other Doctor Who adventures please check out my blog. Thanks for reading, goodbye!

Tom Project Indigo -- anadventurethroughtimeandspace.com

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth
reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed recently.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote ‘The Hokie Cokey’ died peacefully at the age of 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in... and then the trouble started!

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Mount Pleasant Townswomens Afternoon Guild

We meet in the Bradpole Road Community Centre at 2pm on the 1st Wednesday of every
month for a social afternoon, when we have different activities including a speaker, and

we welcome visitors who we hope may join us and become members of TG.

Our other activities include Trampers & Eaters (when we visit nearby places of interest
and end up with lunch), skittles, a music afternoon (all sorts) and a Social Studies
afternoon when we reminisce and discuss any current subjects of interest.

Charminster Afternoon Townswomens Guild

Trinity URC Hall, Sutton Road - 2pm Tuesday 29th May
Guest speaker Nick Hawkin on Robert Louis Stevenson

Come and meet us and make new friends, and find new interests!

Further details from our secretary, Margaret, on 01202 512543

St Albans Garden Club

St Albans Church Lounge <> 2pm - Monday 21st May

(corner of Fitzharris Avenue/Charminster Road
This months topic

Wildflowers on Your Doorstep
by Eric Watson

Further details from Margaret Tel: 01202 512543

Preparing For Parenthood - #4

Feeding a 1 year old...
1. Hollow out a melon 2. Make a small hole in the side 3. Suspend the melon from the
ceiling and swing it side to side 4. Now get a bowl of soggy cornflakes and attempt to spoon
them into the swaying melon while pretending to be an aeroplane 5. Continue until half the
cornflakes are gone 6. Tip the rest into your lap, making sure that a lot of it falls on the floor.
Chidrens TV...
1. Learn the names of every character from the Wiggles, Barney, Teletubbies, The Night
Garden and Disney. 2. Watch nothing else on television for at least 5 years.
Messy house...
1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains 2. Hide a fish behind the
dvd player and leave it there all summer 3. Stick your fingers in the flowerbeds and then rub
them on clean walls. Cover the stains with crayon. How does that look?
4. Empty every drawer/cupboard/storage box in your house onto the floor & leave it there.
Car journeys...
1. Make a recording of someone shouting ‘Mummy’ repeatedly. Important Notes: No more
than a 4 second delay between each Mummy. Include occasional crescendo to the level of a
supersonic jet 2. Play this cd in your car, everyday, everywhere you go.

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GARDEN MAINTENANCE

Lawn Mowing • Garden Tidy Up • Turfing
Hedge Trimming • Lawn Treatment

Mulching • Waste Removal & Disposal

GENERAL MAINTENANCE

Pressure Washing (Driveway & Patio etc.)
Painting & Decorating • Fence Repairs

Deck Repairs & Treatment • Shed Repairs
& Removal • Waste Removal & Disposal

PROMPT - RELIABLE - EFFICIENT

For urgent jobs, one-offs, or regular fixed price service call

01202 805 375

www.EdsGardenMaintenance.co.uk

WINTON WOOL SHOP

CARLY‛S CRAFTS

Stockists of:-

PATONS ~ RICO
STYLECRAFT ~ SIRDAR
ROWAN ~ KING COLE
Large selection of Patterns,
Needles and Accessories
Baby Clothes, Shawls and
Blankets Knitted to order
Shop 1, 1a Cardigan Road
(road opposite Poundland)

Winton BH9 1BJ

01202 512106
Delivery Service available
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Stephens

Carpentry & Building

Kitchen Fitting General Building
Renovations
Fitted Wardrobes
& Cupboards Bricklaying & Plastering
Patios
Door Hanging,
Architrave & Skirting General Maintenance

Fencing, Decking, Sheds

1st and 2nd Fix

No Job too Small • References Available • Fully Insured • Free Estimates

Brian Stephens

Tel: 01202 525 445 Mob: 07921 525 424
[email protected] www.stephensbuilding.co.uk

26 Green Road Bournemouth BH9 1EA

SUHDowOto KPlaUy

Fill in the grid so that every
row, every column,
and every 3x3 box
contains the digits
1 through 9,
with no repetition!

Simples!

You solve the puzzle with
reasoning and logic,

there’s no maths involved
and no adding up.
It’s challenging.
It’s addictive!
It’s fun.

(Solution on page 44)

“To the bitter end”

An expression with a nautical origin from around the mid 19th century, although nothing
to do with bitterness. The end of a rope or chain was secured in a chain locker, but when
there was no windlass the cables were fastened to ‘bitts’ - pairs of bollards fixed to the deck.

When the rope is let out until there is none left and the end of the rope is at the bitts.

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HOUSE WINE WITH
ANY 2 STEAKS

( WE ALSO HAVE REALLY GOOD PIZZAS, BURGERSAND VEGAN & GF MEALS TOO !)

EVERY THURSDAY & FRIDAY
5.30 – 9.30 pm

29-31 Charminster Road, Bournemouth BH8 8UE
T – 01202 554511 www.tipsycowbar.co.uk

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WINTON TRADERS ASSOCIATION

Matthew Moore at Gales Solicitors is appointed Chairman
of Winton Traders’ Association

Matthew Moore, the senior partner at
Gales Solicitors in Winton, has been appointed
as the new chairman of the Winton Traders’
Association. He was voted in unanimously by the
active traders’ association members at their AGM.

Matthew advised,
“I am delighted to be Chair and am hoping to make a
real difference to the business community here.
I aim to improve the appearance and attraction of
Winton to shoppers and businesses.
We also plan to give Winton a proper online presence and build up our local
online community. I intend to develop a vibrant and active business
community and engage as many businesses as possible.
Gales Solicitors is a longstanding business in Winton and has always played
an active and important part in its local community. It’s really important to
me that Winton succeeds and is seen as a destination of choice.”

Concluding Matthew commented,
“I would like to offer huge thanks to Sue Slade, the former Chair, for all the
hard work that she has put in over the last few years, it’s been very much
appreciated by many.”

Matthew Moore is also Chairman of the Bournemouth and Poole
Citizens Advice Bureau.

About Gales Solicitors:
Gales Solicitors was established in 1948 by John Gale and has been
providing legal advice to the people of Bournemouth and the surrounding
areas for 70 years.

Now located on Winton high street, Gales Solicitors continue to deliver a
professional service from a local base. Offering legal services to both
individuals and business clients.
The company prides itself on offering expert advice with a friendly face.

www.gales-solicitors.co.uk

Did you know....

The average human body contains enough iron to make a 3 inch nail, sulphur to kill
all the fleas on an average sized dog and enough carbon to make 900 pencils. Enough

potassium to fire a toy cannon, fat to make 7 bars of soap, phosphorous to make
2,200 match heads and enough water to fill a ten-gallon tank. There are 45 miles of

nerves in our skin and over 600 muscles, 40% of the body’s weight.
A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60 mph but
a sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph. A healthy individual releases 3.5 oz. of gas
in a single flatulent emission, or about 17 oz. in a day! The sound of a snore (up to 69

decibels) can be almost as loud as the noise of a pneumatic drill.

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RH ROOFING
A family run local business providing a
multi disciplined roofing service for 25 years

Our services include:
Tiling ^ Slating ^ Velux
3 Layer Felt ^ Duo-Ply

Leadwork ^ Terraces
Balconies ^ Walkways

Moss removal
Emergency Repairs

From Single Tile / Slate
Replacement

To Full Re-Roofing

Competitive Rates

References Available

Residential Customers, Local Authorities, Managing Agents,
Companies, Builders, NHS Trusts

01202 522389 / 07786 154920

rhroofi[email protected]
www.rhroofing.net

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Isn’t there
something you’d
rather be doing with
your spare time?

Could you use some help with your Cleaning, Ironing or Both?

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• One off spring cleans available - call for price details
• Times and hours to suit you - (minimum 2 hours per week)
• Reliable, honest, professional service
• Insurance provided

Call 0800 0925 773
Email: [email protected]

You deserve a rest... So be served by the best

MINI MENSA

First Question: You are in a race and you overtake the last person, what position
are you in now? If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? Now answer the second question,
but try harder this time ok? Same race but now you overtake the second person.
What position are you in? If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely
wrong!! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
OK.. let’s try some maths. This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper
and pencil or a calculator. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now
add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What
is the total? Did you get 5000? Wrong wrong wrong.... the correct answer is actually
4100. If you don’t believe it, you can now get your calculator! Today is definitely not
your day, is it? How about a little logical thinking? Mary’s father has five daughters:
1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Did you
Answer Nunu? Thought so, but worng again! Of course it isn’t. Her name is Mary.
Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a
shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he
successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a
blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of dark glasses. How does he
indicate what he wants? Don’t know? Well he just has to open his mouth and ask...

he’s blind not dumb! It’s really very simple.....

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854 Dental Health

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01202 512967

Do you wish you had nicer or trouble free teeth ?
It is never too late to get help.
If you have dental problems and have been putting
off a visit, why not call us or pop in for a chat.
Modern dentistry can work wonders.

RICHARD J HULL B.D.S & ANGELOS SIDERIS Dip.D.S.

854 Wimborne Road, Moordown, Bournemouth, BH9 2DS
www.854dentalhealth.com [email protected]

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Derek J.Rolls

Independent Estate Agents & Valuers

Top Tips For Selling Your House

First Impression – This can be make or break. If a potential purchaser is put off before
the entering the front door then it’s over before its begun. Take a look at the outside of
your home as a stranger might see it. It might be winter and very wet but for a small
sum or some time and energy you could tidy the garden, paint your front door and get
a sale.

Tidy – Be obsessive about this, as it is a make or break to a prospective client. Our
advice is to have a seriously good clear out before you put the house on the market
– even if you bundle up your prized possessions and take them off site. Prospective
buyers want to see clean lines and uncluttered work surfaces that create a feeling of
space

Clean – Fresh, sparkling and inviting would be perfect. Hard to achieve when you
have an active life with pets and children, but the cleaner your house is the easier it is
to sell. If you cant face the task we can put you in touch with someone who will provide
a full deep clean for your home.

Bathrooms – Generally we don’t advise sellers to refit a bathroom prior to sale –
unless it is really ghastly. Do the obvious instead – re-grout, re-silicon, fluffy towels,
pleasant scent, clean and spotless please.

Kitchen – Spare a thought for the poor estate agent as you dash out of the house
without loading the dishwasher! We want to take pride in your house when we show
clients around and leftover breakfast is not the first thing they want to see as they enter
the kitchen.

Brief the agent – The more we are prepared to answer questions about your house
the easier it will be to sell it and allay any fears that prospective buyers may have.
As an estate agent we dislike not having the answers. And we particularly dislike not
knowing how your gadgetry works so please do show us how to use the iPad entry
system, the drop down cinema and the fancy lighting system. If we make it look easy
the clients will love it. If we don’t know how it works, then they won’t.

Odour – It may seem trivial but the aroma of your house is really very important when
you are selling. A simple diffuser discretely hidden in the hall could do the trick. Some
people proffer the advice of coffee and home baked bread but be realistic. It could
take a few weeks to sell your home and you cannot be there ready to turn on the bread
maker at the drop of a hat.

Animals – People’s pets are much loved by the owner but very often just the owner
and not necessarily the person that is going to buy the house. Pets also can have quite
a strong odour, not to mention the litter trays, food bowls and clutter that goes with
having an animal in the house. Try to keep pet evidence to a minimum.

01202 525778
958 Wimborne Rd, Bournemouth BH9 2DG

www.derekjrolls-estateagents.co.uk

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Derek J.Rolls

Independent Estate Agents & Valuers

Local Estate Agents Dealing With
Local Property Sales & Purchases

SOLD We have over 50 years of
combined knowledge and
experience in selling homes
in the area so truly do know what
your property should be worth

in todays market.

We work closely with our SOLD
clients and their solicitors to
assist in the smooth sale and

purchase of their homes.

SOLD Please call us on

01202 525778

or email:
offi[email protected]
for a free market valuation.

NO SALE NO FEE. COMPETITITVE COMMISSION RATES
01202 525778

958 Wimborne Rd, Bournemouth BH9 2DG
www.derekjrolls-estateagents.co.uk

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18 Dog Walkers
&
PICTURE BOX
Home Visitors
A SIMPLE QUESTION OF SAY WHAT YOU SEE? In The
FOR EXAMPLE THE FIRST ONE BELOW IS?
Bournemouth Area
GUESS
Tailored to you and your dogs needs, we
GUESS provide a bespoke dog walking and care
service. For your peace of mind, we have
‘SECOND GUESS’ OF COURSE! had years of experience with dogs and
are also fully insured.
1914 - 1918 A31
B354 Tel: 01202 468978
M3 Mbl: 07775 905263

JOHN Email: [email protected]
JOHN www.howlinggoodwalkies.uk
JOHN
JOHN A woman called an airline
customer-service desk asking if she
(ANSWERS ON PAGE 44)
could take her dog on the plane.
“Sure,” she was told, “as long as you
provide your own kennel.” The advisor
further explained that the kennel needed
to be large enough for the dog to stand
up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.

The customer was flummoxed:
“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that

by tomorrow!”
................

After a talking sheepdog gets all the
sheep in the pen, he reports back to the

farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 37 sheep,” says the
farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog.

“But I rounded them up.”
....................

Why do dogs always race to the door
when the doorbell rings?
It’s hardly ever for them.

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Brain Power

1: Mr. Slow, Mr. Medium, Mr. Fast, and Mr. Speed must cross a rickety rope bridge
in 17 minutes. The bridge can carry at most two people at a time. Furthermore, it’s
dark, and there is only one torch; any single person or pair of people crossing the
bridge must have the torch with them. (The bridge is too wide for the torch to be
thrown; it must be carried across.)
Each man walks at a different speed. A pair travelling together must walk at the rate
of the slower man. Mr. Slow can cross the bridge in at most 10 minutes;
Mr. Medium can cross in 5 minutes; Mr. Fast can cross in 2 minutes;
Mr. Speed can cross in 1 minute.

How do all four men get across in the bridge in 17 minutes?

2: You want to send a valuable object to a friend securely.
You have a box which can be fitted with multiple locks, and you have several locks
and their corresponding keys.
However, your friend does not have any keys to your locks, and if you send a key in
an unlocked box, the key could be copied en route.

How can you and your friend send the object securely?

3: An explorer was trekking through a remote jungle when he was captured by
logic-loving cannibals.
He was brought before the chief and told,

“You may now speak your last words.
If your statement is true, then we will burn you at the stake.
If your statement is false, we will boil you in oil.”
The man thought for a moment, then made his statement.
The clever cannibals realised they could do nothing but let him go.

What did the explorer tell them?

4: At the end of the town darts season, the actual results list was accidently deleted,
however the teams got together and between them remembered some of their
positions.
Arlington Wonderers finished above The Mad Hatters and Derby Surefires.
Eagle Cherrys finished above Arlington Wonderers, The Mad Hatters and
Derby Surefires.
Happy Hours finished above Brookside Magic and Eagle Cherrys.
Eagle Cherrys finished above Foxtrot Kilos and Chippy Flippers.
The Mad Hatters finished below Chippy Flippers and Eagle Cherrys.
Foxtrot Kilos finished before Brookside Magic, Derby Surefires and
The Mad Hatters.
Derby Surefires finished below Foxtrot Kilos, Chippy Flippers and
Brookside Magic.
Arlington Wonderers finished below Chippy Flippers and Eagle Cherrys.
Brookside Magic finished below Eagle Cherrys, Foxtrot Kilos and The Mad Hatters.
Derby Surefires finished below The Mad Hatters and Eagle Cherrys.
Foxtrot Kilos finished below Arlington Wonderers and Eagle Cherrys.

What were the actual team placings? Answers on page 44

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D Learn To
A

N Dance Now
C

E

D Specialists in the following:
A
N *Ballroom

C *Latin

E *Junior Street
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My Health My Way

My Health My Way offers a new course to support people in Bournemouth and Poole
living with long-term health conditions

My Health My Way is running another one of their popular free courses to support people in Bournemouth and
Poole who have long-term health conditions and/or their carers.

Commissioned by Dorset CCG and delivered by local charity Help & Care, My Health My Way offers self-
management support for individuals aged over 18 who suffer from a long-term health condition and live in
Dorset, Bournemouth and Poole, or are registered in a GP practice within these areas.

The service provides one to one health coaching sessions, either face to face in local GP surgeries or
community venues or over the phone. With up to six sessions of 45 mins, the focus is on listening to the
person’s story, exploring changes they might want to make or challenges they are facing and supporting them
with problem solving and goal setting to move forwards.

Since 2014, My Health My Way has been running courses, facilitated by experienced coaches in community
group settings. The course has various workshops that cover topics such as working with healthcare
professionals, managing anxiety and relaxation, asking for help, connecting to support, communicating our
needs and feeling and understanding self-management.

The course also offers a good opportunity for attendees to meet other people with similar experiences. People
who have been on these courses often comment how helpful it is to realise they are not alone, to share ideas
and feel supported to try new techniques to feel more confident.

One of the last year’s attendees said: “I plucked up the courage to go and it’s probably the best thing I’ve done.
It’s nice to know you’re not alone and to share ideas with the group.”

Given its popularity, My Health My Way is running another course in spring 2018. This year’s course will
take place on 24th April, 1st May, 8th May and 15th May 2018, from 2pm to 4pm (including a break with
refreshments) at Kinson Community Hub.

Naomi Unwin, Service Manager of My Health My Way & Advocacy Services said: “It is always a pleasure to
see how the individuals on the course bond and support each other to grow in confidence.
People get so much from being able to share not only their experiences but also their learning to help others.
In their feedback on the courses, people talk about the skills and ideas they’ve picked up and how it has really
helped them grow in confidence.”

We are now open to referrals and we encourage anyone meeting the eligibility criteria to get in touch via
phone or email to apply for a place.
We also accept referrals from clinical and non-clinical staff working in health, social care or voluntary sector.

Anyone interested in the course, or on one to one support, please call 0303 303 0153
or email [email protected]

You can find out more about My Health My Way and how to refer on our website:
https://www.helpandcare.org.uk/services/health-coaching

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Craig Breedlove - 1998 -- 1st person to break the sound barrier in a car, at Lake Bonneville,

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Indiecisive win Sound Storm
Battle of the Bands

Phone us ‘The Bourne The Bourne Academy is delighted to
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Head of Visual and Performing Arts, David
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‘They were up against two excellent bands
from Swanage and Harewood College,
Indiecisive performed brilliantly’.

The band won a cash prize and secured a day’s recording session at Absolute Music
and some coaching from music industry experts. In addition, the win secured some
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Travel Feature -
Discovering Cambodia ...
By Mags Addison

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Hooch is back with the bus to celebrate third year at Bournemouth 7’s festival
Hooch is bringing a bus load of fruity alcoholic refreshment for
May bank holiday weekend at Bournemouth 7’s. The festival
combines an energetic mix of sports and music to over 30,000
people.
The Hoola hut will also be making a grand return, alongside the
Hooch bus, where festival goers can win merch, as the tropical
tiki bar will act as a quick serve area for guests throughout the

festival weekend. Hooch will be hosting the ultimate games for fun-seekers as they run a
space hopper race championship and a separate Hooch pong area for teams to settle any
outstanding scores from the pitch.
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lemon zest with an outrageous kick of refreshment and exotic Hoola Hooch which gives
sweet tones of mango with a fresh but juicy tang of passionfruit.
Brand Controller Christian Sarginson said “This will be our third year activating at the
festival and we can’t wait to get back to Bournemouth 7’s. The activity we have planned
in our third year is our best yet, combining everything people have loved from the last few
years. The festival is the perfect fit for Hooch and the reception we get from teams and
festival goers just gets better and better, suggesting it’s we’re a pretty good fit for them
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Hooch will be also running a series of competitions on social media where entrants can win
tickets, special prizes and full festival packs to enjoy Bournemouth 7’s in style. Consumers
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Present an
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"Wanderings on The Isle of Purbeck"

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Julian moved to Swanage with his family in 1999 and
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“Bourne2Sing”
Male Voice Choir

www.bourne2singchoir.uk

”Bourne2Sing” Choir are seeking Tenor singers.

For more information please contact our Musical Director via e-mail:
[email protected]

The Choir sings at a variety of local venues for Charities and Good Causes and since it’s inception
on the 4th February 2013 has raised in excess of £19,000. Our ethos is to have fun from music
by singing tunes that are familiar and pleasing for our audiences.
”Bourne2Sing” has grown hugely in popularity and our success can be gauged from the
continued number of repeat bookings that we receive.
Performances are given in two segments and presented by a Compere
with a Guest Artiste solo spot in each half of the Concert.

Future Concerts are:
2nd June: Crane Valley Golf Club, BH31 7LH
In Aid Of Fund Raising For “New Forest & District Sailability” (Return Visit)
14th July: St Peter & St Paul’s Church, Ringwood BH24 1AW
In Aid Of Fund Raising For The Church (Return Visit)
21st September: St Mark’s Church, Highcliffe BH23 5AB
In Aid Of Fund Raising For “The Friends Of St Mark’s”
13th October: St John’s Church, Broadstone BH18 8AR
In Aid Of Fund Raising For The Church
17th November: Lady St Mary Church, Wareham BH20 4ND
In Aid Of Fund Raising For “The Mayor Of Wareham’s Charity”
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backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted
between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to try and get at our budgie
we really didn’t want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and
put her in the back yard again. Because we had been burgled a few years ago, I didn’t want the
taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, I told him that my husband
would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later
he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and as the cab pulled away said (to my growing horror
and amusement). “Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had
to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her
by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn’t scratch me like she did last time. But it
worked! I hauled her overwight lump down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had
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FOOT PAIN IS NOT NORMAL...

We should’nt put up with painful feet. Pain is an indication that something is wrong.
Many foot problems are related to wearing incorrect footwear.

When patients complain of foot pain,
I examine their feet and listen to what
they are saying .But my eyes are always
diverted down to look at the shoes
which very often are the cause of the
problem. When I express concern
about the footwear I am immediately
told “But you must be wrong as they
have worn this style of shoe for many
years AND THEY DON’T HURT!!”

An elderly Italian lady who’s problems
directly related to wearing ridiculous
fashion shoes was affronted when I suggested wearing trainers.
I thought she would probably not return but a year later she did wearing a trainer style
shoe I cut her nails we chatted about her family she didn’t mention any pain I didn’t
comment on her footwear.

So shoes are so important to healthy feet. It’s not just the style its how well the shoes fit.
There should be ½ an inch space beyond the longest toe and the end of the shoe. Feel
across the width of the shoe with the hand to make sure it’s not too tight. Lastly the heel
should fit in the back of the shoe and not slide up and down when walking.

I prefer a shoe with a Velcro strap or a lace up as they
give more support and they’re adjustable. Lace ups
when fastened should have a gap between the laces of
½ an inch. Most feet swell during the day so it’s better
to buy shoes in the afternoon. Shoes are so important,
do not impulse buy, shoes bought in the sales cannot
be returned so they not always the best choice.

So to reiterate...

FOOT PAIN IS NOT NORMAL! SEE A PODIATRIST

A H PARFITT CHIROPODIST / PODIATRIST
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M.Ch.S., D.Pod.M. WINTON BH9 2AP

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Howdy folks I am Toby, a handsome American Bulldog cross with
soft fur that is so good to touch. I am looking for a lively home
that will be big enough for my goofy play. I am very well behaved
indoors and out. I walk well on the lead most times but still need
training with that. I like running around so if you have a big
garden that would be a bonus. The best toy I have is a rope with
knots on it, I can keep myself entertained with that for some time.
It’s such fun shaking it around that I get dizzy, hence the goofy play. I know the basics such as sit,
stay, leave and some other stuff but I would like to learn more. If you have the time to teach me I
will be your best student. Please call the office to find out how to get to meet me.

Ps: I give good hugs
For more information on Toby or any of the other animals in our care please contact us

on 01202 87500, e-mail: [email protected]
or visit our website www.waggytails.org.uk

As we are now coming towards the summer months please keep an eye out for our
bright yellow tops, tins and display boards as we will be out and about collecting etc.

Waggy Tails Rescue is a registered charity in Dorset;
We rescue and rehome dogs that have been abandoned, neglected or otherwise in need

of a new home. We also find homes for other small furries that may be in our care.
To find out more contact us on the number above or send donations or letters to:

Waggy Tails Rescue, Helens House,
143 Magna Rd, Canford Magna
Wimborne, BH21 3AW

A dog walks into a job center. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure
we can find you a gig in the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘
What does a circus want with a plumber?’
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Walking past a veterinary clinic, a woman noticed a small boy and his dog waiting outside. ‘Are
you here to see Dr Meyer?’ she asked. ‘Yes,’ the boy said. ‘I’m having my dog put in neutral.’
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A woman pulled into a crowded car park and rolled down the rear windows to make sure her
Irish setter had sufficient fresh air when she went shopping.
The dog was stretched out on the back seat, and the woman wanted to impress upon him that
he must remain there. She backed away from the car, pointing her finger at the car and saying
emphatically, ‘Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay,’ in a very firm voice.
The driver of a nearby car gave the woman a concerned look. ‘I don’t know about you, lady,’
he said incredulously. ‘But I usually just put my handbrake on!’

There is no denying it,
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MTA Business Focus
Diane Avery - Cornflower Kitchen

Cornflower Kitchen is a new business in Victoria Park Road,
Moordown, offering bespoke cakes for weddings, christenings,
anniversaries, birthdays or any special occasion.
Diane moved to Bournemouth from Reading 30 years ago with
her husband and two young children. She started to bake cakes
as a hobby for friends and family.
She enhanced her skills by attending courses at the renowned
Mary Ford cake shop in Southbourne which led her on to start
up a small business from home.

When the Alice in Wonderland Park attraction was first opened,
Diane baked and decorated themed cakes for children’s birthday parties held there. Diane was
an active member of the Bournemouth branch of the Sugarcraft Guild for a number of years
and also worked at the newly reopened Cottage Loaf bakery in Moordown.
Over the years Diane has been a teaching assistant helping children with special needs,
worked as a legal secretary and, for the last 12 years, as a Human Resoures Manager in
Financial Services. During that time she continued to bake cakes as a hobby. She has recently
been able to fulfill her ambition to work from home again and re-start her cake making
business.
Diane joined the Lions Club of Bournemouth two years ago and enjoys helping to raise money
for local charitable causes and taking part in community service projects. Diane often makes
cakes for events to help raise funds for the club. She continues to keep her skills fresh and
up-to-date by attending courses at the Cake Makery artistry centre in Fleet on modelling,
wedding cake design and painting on cakes which is one of her favorite mediums.

Cornflower Kitchen offers a personal and professional service and will strive to make every
cake special and unique for its’ customers. Diane can also cater for special requirements such
as gluten and diary free cakes. You can see a selection of Diane’s cakes on her website.

Diane Avery - 07791 221572 [email protected]
www.cornflowerkitchen.com

The Moordown Traders Association meet monthly between 6pm-8pm
upstairs at the Moordown Conservative Club in Balfour Road.
All Moordown traders & businesses are welcome.
Next meeting dates are:

Tuesday 15th May / Tuesday 19th June

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There is no beating the taste of truly fresh
fruit and veg especially, when it’s yours!

May/ June. New Gardeners Tips for Sowing & Growing.

Sowing outside requires good soil preparation, it should be as fine as you can get it and if possible spread
some Blood, Fish & Bone fertilizer a few days before sowing. Mark out the lines (drills) you intend to
sow, straight lines make measuring easier. At the recommended depth, sow as directed before gently
covering with soil. Do not forget to label your rows and cover with a net cloche for bird protection.
Pricking Out, Hardening Off & Growing On : Pricking out or thinning is done to help your new
seedlings grow stronger prior to planting in position or ‘growing on’.
When the seedlings have 2 good leaves or first true leaves of the plant
you can prick out and plant individually into further cells or pots. At this
time the plant is tender, so handle them by the leaf only. Once they are
stronger you may decide the time is right to ‘harden off’ by moving the
young plants into a cold frame or protected position before planting out
or ‘growing on’. Some plants will need potting on a few times before they
can go outside. In any case do not be in too much of a hurry to do so and
always bring them in if there is a danger of a cold wind or frost.

Thinning Out & Inter Cropping : It is most likely that outside sowings have become overcrowded.
That is to say each individual plant will not have enough space to grow into maturity. If so you will
have to ‘Thin Out’ to sacrifice some of the seedlings to create space, discard or try to re-plant in another
prepared row.
Where you have limited space coupled with unlimited enthusiasm you might like to try your hand at
‘Inter-Cropping’. This is the technique whereby you can increase your variety of crops by sneaking
in additional rows of other plants. When the initial crop is reaching the later stages of maturity you
can sow or plant seedlings close by in another row thus doubling your productivity. There are some
easy examples for new growers such as….Lettuces accompanied by Radishes….Garlic accompanied
by Carrots.…Onions accompanied by Beetroot….Florence Fennel accompanied by Rocket & Lamb’s
Lettuce and loads more ideas. Have a go, it can be great fun.

From June onwards you should keep on top of watering. Your garden
and vegetable plot should be flowering or some providing delicious early
fruit. It is at this time of year we start to get concerned about watering.
This is especially true for containers, hanging baskets and anything you
have recently planted. Almost all plants that fail in their first year do so
as a result of poor watering. This is best done with collected rain water
following a warm dry even windy spell. Open up the soil to a depth of 3-5
cm (1–2”) if it is wet, leave well alone. If the soil is dry do not just sprinkle
water around, each plant should receive a thorough soaking to get the
water down into the root system. It is better to give a lot at long intervals rather than a drip frequently.
Do remember that container grown plants dry out quicker than those in the ground. Also any hanging
baskets should be watered most regularly of all as when they dry out they lose their ability to retain the
water you are giving. Remember also to give a little extra feed from time to time during this period.
Those expensive shrubs or trees you have purchased this year you must continue the watering for up a
further 2 to 3 years.
You may have lost hedging plants from last season. Whilst it is too late for bare rooted plants. The gaps
left can be filled by using container grown replacements such as Laurel, Hornbeam, Privet and Beech. If
growing in containers, now is a good time to plant Box, Yew and perhaps a pair of Bay trees you can clip
in coming years to form Pom Pom shapes.

North Bournemouth Allotment Society, Cornelia Road, BH10 4FG
www.northbournemouthallotmentsociety.co.uk

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