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The Local Eye - Issue 133 - November 2016

Local
The







Issue Eye NOVEMBER 2016
133 Advertising For Local Businesses, Trades
and Community Information...




COMPUTER

PROBLEMS...


Let us make I T
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Free Winter Safety Check

Winter Servicing from £59.00


(Off er valid until 31st December 2016)


Brakes are one of the most important and often
overlooked aspects of vehicle safety.
We undertake all aspects of brake repair or replacement, from
a simple safety check to a full race specifi cation upgrade for track use.



BRAKE SERVICING

&

REPLACEMENT







£10 OFF



(Off er valid until 31st December 2016)

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01202 547555 / 01202 548000

[email protected]

www.mikestokes.co.uk



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Do you want a rewarding job? A job that makes a
real difference? Assisting people to remain
independent in their own homes?


THOUGHT ABOUT CARING?



We will start you on a path to a truly rewarding
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a difference to peoples lives.
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Tel: (01202) 292870


602 Wimborne Road Winton Bournemouth BH9 2EN
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Welcome to the November issue of e local Eye

e Local Eye is delivered free to an alternating selection of around
13,000 homes and businesses in Bournemouth, mainly through the
Charminster, Queens Park, Moordown, Ensbury Park, Redhill, Winton,
Muscliff e & Strouden Park districts.
If you would still like to obtain a copy when it is not your regular month,
copies are available at e Bournemouth Life Centre in Moordown,
Mike Stokes Tyres and Johns Fish & Chips in Moordown,
AH Parfi tt - Chiropodist/Podiatrist and e Hungry Wolf Cafe in
Winton, Charminster & Winton libraries, Moordown Community
Centre, several laundrettes in Charminster, Moordown & Winton
as well as e Richmond Park Bowls Club in Charminster and the
Bournemouth Indoor Bowling Club, Kings Park.
(If you’d like to be included in one of these locations please do contact
me, all details are below)

Until next month (or next year!),

Chris
01202 255485 / 08000 430485
07801 474788 / [email protected]
www.thelocaleye.com






The Moordown Traders Association are an enthusiastic group of business
owners from the Moordown community who have come together to promote
local trade and raise the profi le of Moordown as a shopping and business
destination, to support local traders and enhance local businesses.
We meet regularly, work voluntarily and liaise closely with the Bournemouth
Chamber of Trade & Commerce (BCTC), Bournemouth Council, elected
Members and local media to ensure that the Moordown trading district is
represented in a positive light.
The Moordown Traders Association meet monthly between 6pm-8pm
upstairs at the Moordown Conservative Club in Balfour Road.
All Moordown traders & businesses are welcome.
Come along, air your views and meet other local business people.
Drinks available at the bar and sandwiches are provided for the peckish.
Next meeting date is:
Tuesday 15th November / Tuesday 20th December
For more information visit: www.more2moordown.com

Every eff ort has been made to ensure that the information contained within this publication was correct at the time of going to print. We
cannot be held responsible for any inaccuracies in advertisements, editorials or features nor for any consequences arising from these. We are
not to be held responsible for any errors, loss or damage to copy in printing. The Local Eye does not offi cially endorse any advertising material
included within this publication. It is the advertisers responsibility to ensure conformity with laws and/or acts relating to Trade Descriptions,
Sex Discrimination, Consumer Credit, Copyright etc. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in any retrieval systems or
transmitted in any form - electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise - without the prior permission of the publisher. The use
of this publication for canvassing, direct marketing or any other activity apart from sourcing local goods and services, is strictly prohibited.
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Zoe Bellamy

BSc.Pod.Med - M.Inst. Ch.Pod
Chiropodist / Podiatrist
BOURNEMOUTH
VETERINARY CLINIC

Is your household on benefits
or low income?
Are you a pensioner on pension credit?
If so, you may be eligible for low cost
neutering and other vet treatments.
CHIROPODY
For more information on how to HOME VISITING
register please call the clinic:
SERVICE
01202 526520 IN YOUR AREA
144 Richmond Park Road
Bournemouth, BH8 8TW For total footcare please call
Mon-Fri 9.30am-4pm 01202 309932
24 HOUR ANSWERING SERVICE
Charity No. 205126

Did you know....
A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel
In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes.
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card.
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.
When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event,
a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.
It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out
and can be recycled an infinite amount of times.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum
A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second
The world’s termites outweigh the world’s humans 10 to 1
Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland (really??)
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand
A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation.
Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.
You’re born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206.
A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.
No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half
A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun’s surface.
The placement of a donkey’s eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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SUDOKU


How to Play
Fill in the grid so that every
row, every column,
and every 3x3 box
contains the digits
1 through 9,
with no repetition!

Simples!
You solve the puzzle with
reasoning and logic,
there’s no maths involved
and no adding up.
It’s challenging.
It’s addictive!
It’s fun.
(Solution on page 44)















Polishing in the Bournemouth area for over 30
years!

- Removal of water and heat marks
- Colour matching
- Free collection and delivery service
Why buy new when you can have your old quality
furniture restored as good as new?

For a free quotation please call JIM PRICE

Tel: 01202 529910 Mobile: 07855 044732

16 Victoria Avenue, Winton, Bournemouth, BH9 2RN

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WINTON WOOL SHOP


CARLY‛S CRAFTS
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Shop 1, 1a Cardigan Road
(road opposite Poundland)
Winton BH9 1BJ
01202 512106
Delivery Service available

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Isn’t there
something you’d
rather be doing with
your spare time?

Could you use some help with your Cleaning, Ironing or Both?

• Regular hourly rate only £10.50 - £11.50 per hour
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• Reliable, honest, professional service
• Insurance provided

Call 0800 0925 773

Email: [email protected]


You deserve a rest... So be served by the best



Dear Dad...
A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made,
and that everything was picked up and tidy. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ‘To Dad.’ With the worst premonition, he
opened the envelope and with trembling hands read the letter.
Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing to you. I had to elope with
my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I’ve been finding
real passion with Kazza, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her,
because of all her piercings’, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so
much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant. Kazza said that
we will be very happy. She runs a tattoist parlour in a caravan near the docks, and has a
good regular trade of sailors. We share a dream of having many more children. Kazza has
opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing
it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people passing through the docks for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a better
substitute for needles as they do make our arms sore. Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15, and I know
how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Mark.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Gary’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there
are worse things in life than the School report that’s on the kitchen table. xxx


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www.sturtons.co.uk


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12 Travel Feature -

Sandals for Couples – something special in the Caribbean
By Mags Addison
I recently came back from a truly memorable visit to the beautiful
Caribbean island of Jamaica, as guests of the Sandals Holiday Group.
Jamaica is a beautiful island, very green, with lovely beaches, so laid
back, and of course is the land of reggae and Bob Marley, so his music is
everywhere. And so easy to get to, with regular direct flights from the UK.
It was memorable because we were fortunate enough to be staying at
the Sandals Ochi Beach Resort and experiencing first-hand what they can
offer our clients - which of course is excellent service and a lovely resort. But memorable also because
we were caught up in the impending path of Hurricane Matthew, one of the worse tropical storms to hit
the Caribbean for years. So we went from sunshine when we first arrived to very stormy weather, which
caused a lot of debris around the coastline, despite in the end it being downgraded and thankfully missing
Jamaica head on in the end.
On the Monday the island was on full alert with many businesses closed all day after the storms and
subsequent flooding hit Kingston, and this lasted to Tuesday night/Wednesday morning when it was
eventually downgraded to a tropical storm. Then the clean-up could begin.
Sandals themselves were amazing, and management team had daily briefing for guests to explain what
was happening, and giving them updates. Some guests were evacuated to the emergency rooms in the
main building as a precaution. We were being housed up in the butler suites, so this is where we would
have spent the storm, once the hotel was on lockdown, in our rooms with emergency food rations. All the
beachfront activities, and facilities were shut down. And boarding was put up outside the public areas in the
hotel. Despite that, all the Sandals staff were cheerful and helpful. You felt nothing was too much trouble.
Luckily on the Wednesday it was a safe enough to start the clean-up and open up the hotel fully again.
Unfortunately, we didn’t get to experience all the Sandals and Beaches properties on Jamaica as we were
meant too, as it wasn’t deemed safe to move around. But we were all impressed by the diligent care and
attention the management gave to the guest’s safety. So grateful thanks to them for trying to keep their
guests happy, while keeping them safe. I certainly have no hesitation in sending guests there in the future.
We managed to squeeze in visits to the Sandals Resorts in the Montego Bay area - on route to the airport.
I loved the 2 bigger resort properties here; Sandals Montego Bay, and Sandals Royal Caribbean – because
they were right on the powdery white beach. With luscious green palm trees edging along the coastline –
what more could you want!
Sandals say they are set apart from everyone else because they include
more luxury, quality and choice. I’d agree with that. They are also ideal
also for groups of couples who belong to sports clubs, like golf, diving and
fitness groups – because they offer a generous free room with six booked.
Apart from Jamaica they are in Antigua. Barbados. St Lucia. Bahamas and
Grenada. Spoilt for choice!!

Beach holidays, City breaks, Honeymoons, Weddings abroad, Adventure holidays, Ski,
Cruise, Tailormade trips, Flight only, Car hire, Airport hotels and parking and much more...
Contact Travel Counsellor
Mags Addison

01202 901390
0845 058 7812
[email protected] Travel Counsellors ensures complete
www.travelcounsellors.co.uk/margaret.addison financial protection on every booking

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Pop into your

local branch in


Bournemouth





for a quote for car,
van or home

insurance






Swinton Insurance
171 Charminster Road
Charminster
Bournemouth
Dorset
BH8 9QG





















Pop in today or call us on
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MOORDOWN TRADERS

ASSOCIATION





Would like to wish
all their members
and customers

A Very Merry Christmas
and

A Happy New Year

















We look forward

to seeing you
all again soon

in 2017













www.more2moordown.com


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LFB MEATS



01202 533997

www.lfbmeats.com

CHRISTMAS HAMPERS


STARTER PACK PARTY PACK
£20 £35



BACON & SAUSAGES BACON
Plus One Of The Following Joints SAUSAGES
TURKEY BREAST JOINT TURKEY BREAST JOINT
TOPSIDE OF BEEF TOPSIDE OF BEEF
PORK LOIN
GAMMON





FAMILY PACK DELUXE PACK
£40 £50


BACON BACON & SAUSAGES
SAUSAGES TURKEY BREAST JOINT
TURKEY BREAST JOINT TOPSIDE OF BEEF
TOPSIDE OF BEEF PORK LOIN
4 PORK STEAKS GAMMON



Christmas orders
are now being taken
All your traditional Christmas
meats catered for

349-351 CHARMINSTER ROAD, BOURNEMOUTH. BH8 9QR
(Opposite Esso garage, lower Charminster)
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“Caring for your feet in the winter”

As we enter the cold winter months, it’s
extremely important to keep ourselves warm.
To do this, we normally wear extra clothes and
gloves on our hands. But, it’s also essential we
keep our feet warm. One of the most common
problems which can occur during colder
weather are chilblains. These are small, itchy
swellings on the skin which occur as a reaction
to cold temperatures. In this article, we will
provide some information on chilblains and
how to prevent them.

Chilblains usually occur several hours after exposure to the cold as
a result of blood vessels narrowing and widening too quickly. When
this happens, blood can leak into the surrounding tissue and this is
believed to be reason for the swelling and itchiness. In extreme cases,
the skin may break and blisters may develop. It is very important to
try not to scratch the area as the skin can easily break, leading to a
possible infection.


Fortunately, chilblains are quite easy to prevent as long as you follow
these tips. The obvious thing to do to prevent chilblains is by limiting
your exposure to the cold. You can wear thick socks or long johns to
improve the circulation to the feet and try and avoid wearing tight
shoes as they can restrict the circulation. Warming your shoes on the
radiator before wearing them allows them to dry and eating at least
one hot meal a day has a fantastic warming effect across the whole
body. Finally, moisturising your feet every day stops your feet from
becoming dry and prevents the skin from cracking.

If you have any concerns about your feet or would like to know more
about preventing chilblains, then please do not hesitate to give us a
ring and make an appointment.








A H PARFITT
STATE REGISTERED CHIROPODIST / PODIATRIST
HPC REGISTERED 533-535 WIMBORNE ROAD
Tel: 01202 528942 WINTON BH9 2AP



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Berry Hill Farm
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using only approx 10 servings
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farming methods. approx 14 servings

SELECT A BOX TO SUIT All boxes contain a selection of fresh seasonal vegetables
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FRESH TO YOUR DOOR Marrows, Courgettes, Peas in Pod, Bunch Beetroot, Sweetcorn, Kale, Seasonal Salads.

Tel. 07971 795740 Berry Hill Farm, 185 Muscliffe Lane, Throop,
www.berryhill-farm.co.uk Bournemouth BH9 3NH Email. [email protected]


SUPERHERO TOYS

FOR GIRLS & BOYS
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Open Mon-Fri 9am-4pm & Sat 9am-5pm 308 Charminster Road
Tel Karen: 07812 555516 Bournemouth BH8 9RT
Email:
[email protected] Tel: 01202 488731
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Charity Photography


Exhibition



In Aid of













Sunday 6th November 2016


@
Broadway Park Sports & Community Club
Broadway Park, Broadway Lane, Bournemouth. BH8 0AA

PHOTOGRAPHERS



You are invited to enter - £4 per Print or 3 for £10
or more if you wish to

Entry forms available from Mike Moores on 07850335746 or email:[email protected]
or download from web site:- www.becps.co.uk
Prints must be submitted by 9pm on the 5th November 2016

The Prints will be Judged between 10.00am & 12.00 on 6th November 2016
The Doors will open to the Public at 12.30pm on 6th November 2016
PLEASE COME AND SUPPORT US


Free Entrance DONATION BOX on the Door FOR

The Prizes for the Top Photographers will be
presented at 5.00pm

The Bar will be open



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854 Dental Health



Professional, Friendly, Effective
Private Dentistry

01202 512967




Do you wish you had nicer or trouble free teeth ?
It is never too late to get help.
If you have dental problems and have been putting
off a visit, why not call us or pop in for a chat.
Modern dentistry can work wonders.


RICHARD J HULL B.D.S & ANGELOS SIDERIS Dip.D.S.

854 Wimborne Road, Moordown, Bournemouth, BH9 2DS
www.854dentalhealth.com [email protected]

HAVE YOU TAKEN OUT

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www.howlinggoodwalkies.uk
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Christmas

Gift MARKET
Sunday 27th
November 2016
12:00 - 4:00pm
Bournemouth Electric, Sports & Social Club
BH8 0AA














Jack received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully-grown with a bad
attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a swear word.
Those that weren’t swear words were, to say the least, very rude.
Jack tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite
words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good
example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He
shook the cage and the bird just got more angry and became even ruder.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, Jack put the parrot in the freezer. For a few
moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly, there
was quiet - not a sound for half a minute. Jack was frightened that he might
have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped
out onto Jack’s extended arm and said: “I believe I may have off ended you with
my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behaviour.
I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.” Jack was astonished and was
about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued:
“May I ask what the chicken did?”
A man wakes up one morning to fi nd a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the
yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla Removers”. He calls the
number, and the gorilla remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. “What are you going to do?”
the homeowner asks. “I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m
going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the gorilla falls off , the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.
The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back
of the van.” So the guy puts the ladder up, Picks up the bat and the shotgun
and walks towards the ladder. As he gets to the base of the ladder, he hands the
shotgun to the homeowner. “What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.
“If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the damn dog!”
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E



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N Bournemouth BH8 8SN

C Tel: 01202 514551

E www.anglodance.co.uk


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Derek J.Rolls



Independent Estate Agents & Valuers

ASK THE AGENT...

Q: Is there any point putting my home on the market before Christmas, or should I wait
until the New Year?

A: As a general rule, there is nothing to be gained by waiting before putting your
home on the market. Assuming that you are looking to sell in order to buy somewhere
else, the swings and roundabouts principle always applies – whatever the state of the
market.

That said, Christmas is the one real exception. Quite frankly, there is no point rushing
to market too close to the start of the festive season. At that time, just about everybody
has other things on their minds than looking at properties – properties which, with
even the best will in the world, they won’t be able to move into before the New Year.

However…far from just sitting on your hands until the turkey carcass finally bites the
dust, you can always turn this enforced lull to your advantage by putting everything in
place, so that you can hit the ground running immediately the festive season is over. In
fact, this is just plain common sense – but it’s particularly true in the current climate.
However buoyant the market is, you need to take advantage of anything that could give
you even the slightest edge.

The key thing, of course, is to do your research, select your estate agent carefully and
instruct them. Most agents are going to have quite a lot of time to spare over the two
or three weeks leading up to Christmas, so your chosen firm should be perfectly able
to get everything ready for a New Year marketing blitz – from commissioning your
Energy Performance Certificate, taking good-quality photographs and preparing
marketing materials, to advising you on any little things you can do to improve the
buyer-appeal of your home.

The net result of all this is that you will be ideally placed to take the fullest possible
advantage of the increase in market activity which invariably follows the Christmas
lull. And don’t forget, the further you are down the road to selling your current home,
the stronger position you’ll be in when it comes to striking a deal on the next one.

All in all then, a little preparation now -
and you could be in line for a very happy New Year indeed!
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Hi, I’m Toby a Jack Russel. 10 years ago I came to
WaggyTails Rescue as a young pup, but the kind people
here soon found me my forever home. However this was
not to be, sadly my new owners passed away and I foumd
myself in the caring arms of Waggy Tails Rescue once
again.

I’m a very sweet natured and aff ectionate boy who is used
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For more information on Toby or any of the other animals in our care please
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Waggy Tails Rescue is holding some fun things in the run up to Christmas;
fi rstly we are holding a Skittles evening on the 24th November at the
Hamworthy Club and a Christmas Craft Fair on Saturday 17th December at the
Barrington Centre, Penny’s Walk, Ferndown BH22 9TH. For more information
on any of these events, or to purchase tickets for the skittles, please contact
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An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch in a desolated
area. Luckily, a local farmer
came to help with his big
strong horse named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the
car and yelled,
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Hi Bob, the sizes are 128ml x 190ml
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Brain Power


1: You have a piece of paper, 10cm by 10cm. Area = 100cm^2. However, you need a
square piece of paper with an area of 50cm^2.
Using the paper you have, how is it possible to obtain the new square?
(You do not have the aid of any measuring device, ruler etc).
2: A number of children are standing in a circle. They are evenly spaced and the
7th child is directly opposite the 18th child.
How many children are there altogether?

3: In a far away land, it was known that if you drank poison, the only way to save
yourself is to drink a stronger poison, which neutralises the weaker poison. The
king that ruled the land wanted to make sure that he possessed the strongest poison
in the kingdom, in order to ensure his survival, in any situation. So the king called
the kingdom’s pharmacist and the kingdom’s chief torturer. He gave each a week
to make the strongest poison. Then, each would drink the other one’s poison, then
his own, and the one that survived will be the one that had the stronger poison.
The pharmacist went straight to work, but the torturer knew he had no chance,
for the pharmacist was much more experienced in this work, so instead, he made
up a plan to survive and make sure the pharmacist dies. On the last day the
pharmacist suddenly realised that the torturer would know he had no chance, so he
must have a plan. After a little thought, the pharmacist realised what the torturer’s
plan must be, and he concocted a counter plan, to make sure he survives and the
torturer dies. When the time came, the king summoned both of them. They drank
the poisons as planned, and the torturer died, the pharmacist survived, and the
king didn’t get what he wanted.
Can you work out what exactly happened there?
Answers on page 44
Answers on page 44
Answers on page 44
Charminster Afternoon Townswomens Guild
Trinity URC Hall, Sutton Road - 2pm Tuesday 22nd November
Guest speaker - Simon Osborne > My time at Buckingham Palace
All ladies welcome
Come and meet us and make new friends, and fi nd new interests!
Further details from our secretary, Margaret, on 01202 512543


Th ere was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age
so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her fi nal years in bliss on a
farm. Th e zebra was so excited, she got to see this huge space with green grass and hills
and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing
and ran up to it all excited, “Hi, I’m a zebra! What are you?” “I’m a cow.” “Right, right.
What do you do?” “I make milk for the farmer.” “Cool.” Th e zebra then saw this
funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. “Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?”
“I’m a chicken.” “Oh, right. What do you do?” “I make eggs for the farmer.”
“Right, great, see ya round.” Th en the zebra saw this very handsome beast that
looked almost exactly like her but without the stripes. She ran over to it and said,
“Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?” “I am a Stallion,” said the stallion.
“Wow,” said the zebra. “What do you do?”
“Take off your pajamas, darling, and I’ll show you.”

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Picture Box
A simple question of say what you see? Mount Pleasant
For example the fi rst one below is? Townswomens
GUESS Afternoon Guild

GUESS We meet in the Bradpole Road
‘Second Guess’ of course! Community Centre at 2pm on the 1st
Wednesday of every month for a social
P 2:20am afternoon, when we have diff erent
E 4:35am activities including a speaker, and we
E 7:15pm welcome visitors who we hope may join us
K and become members of TG.

SEARCH GROUND Our other activities include Trampers
& Eaters (when we visit nearby places of
AND interest and end up with lunch), skittles,
a music afternoon (all sorts) and a Social
3.142 Studies afternoon when we reminisce and
discuss any current subjects of interest.
We are a happy group and look forward to
making new friends,
(Answers on page 44) so why not come along and join us.
Redhill Townswomens Guild
Hillview School, Hillview Road
7pm every 2nd & 4th Tuesday of each month.

We have a wide range of speakers and diff erent social sections, choir,
craft group and a reading group.
This friendly group of ladies always welcome visitors and new members
so come along for a chat.
For more information please call: 01202 240815

An adorable little girl walked into a pet shop and asked, ‘Excuse me, do
you sell rabbits?’ ‘Yes,’ the man answered, and leaning down to her eye level
he asked, ‘Would you like a white rabbit or would you prefer to have a soft,
fl uff y black rabbit?’ She shrugged. ‘I don’t think my python really cares.’
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One of the highlights of the biology course at university was the monthly
feeding of a large snake kept in the laboratory. One time, the entire class
gathered around the cage and, in complete silence, watched as the feeding
took place. ‘I’m jealous of the snake,’ the lecturer said. ‘I never get the class’s
undivided attention like this.’
A student answered drily, ‘You would if you could swallow a mouse.’
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side.
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? A: Lilly.
Q: Why did the lamb cross the road? A: To get to the baaaaarber shop!

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Stephens


Carpentry & Building

Kitchen Fitting General Building
Fitted Wardrobes Renovations
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There is no beating the taste of truly fresh
fruit and veg especially, when it’s yours!
Gardening Tips for November

Shorter days so you should work less long on the plot or garden. There are some jobs to do before winter
takes hold but spare a moment to refl ect on the pleasures of your labours.
Like, is there an alternative to Shepherd’s Pie for left over Lamb?
Try roasted Potatoes and Tomatoes with Lamb


• Top Tips for November:
• Plant Spring Bulbs in borders and pots. Cover with 2 inches of compost and
grit.
• Cut Late Summer/Autumn Raspberries to ground level.
• Plant Garlic, Onion sets, Shallots and cover with fl eece to protect from cold
and bird damage.
• Soak Sweet Pea seeds before sowing in small pots in Greenhouse or Cold Frame
• Keep lawns clear of leaves, if left they kill the grass beneath.
• Plant out new soft fruit bushes and trees in well manured soil.
• Take care of wildlife, check bonfi res for Hedgehogs and continue to feed garden birds.
• If you have grown them. Then it is time to enjoy Celeriac grated into Mashed Potatoes, Roasted
Parsnips and Purple Cabbage. You might like to add a joint of meat too.
Gardening Tips for December
As the days are so short whatever you are planning to do in the garden in December, you will not be out
for long.
Weather permitting there are some positive things you can be doing.
• Check your winter protection structures are sound.
• Check your greenhouse heater works.
• Place a net cover over your pond for protection against Herons. Ensure to keep the water from
freezing. If it does freeze you can melt a hole with a hot saucepan. If you have fi sh, never hit the ice to
break it up.
• Ensure your precious pot plants are well protected.
• If you intend growing Brassicas next season, spread a thin layer of lime over the chosen area.
• Sow any winter salad and large onion seeds now.
• Lightly dig over your borders and cover with a good layer of compost mulch for protection. The
garden birds will love you as they take the much needed grubs and insects.
• Harvest any remaining root crops or winter cabbage, keep off the lawn.
• Sit back and dream of next season.
Have yourself a very Happy Christmas.
If you live in Bournemouth and would like to grow your own fresh fruit and vegetables whilst
keeping fi t and healthy. Then come and see us at North Bournemouth Allotments in Cornelia
Road, Wallisdown. We are open every Saturday and Sunday from 10.00 to 12.00 noon and you
will get a warm welcome from our very friendly group of volunteers.
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in and see us, we look forward to seeing you.
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Orders now being taken for Christmas
All your traditional Christmas meats catered for

POULTRY
Whole Turkeys - Locally born and bred from 5kg – 10kg
Turkey Crowns – Bone in or boned & rolled, optional bacon covering
Large Fresh Roasting Chickens 1.9kg- 4kg
Gressingham / Barbury Ducks 1.2kg - 2.8kg
Gressingham Geese 4kg – 5kg
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Whole Ribs of Beef & Whole Sirloins -
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Project Indigo
One boy’s adventure through time and space!


Hi, I’m Tom, a local Doctor Who blogger & I write about my adventures online at
anadventurethroughtimeandspace.com
Come join me in my TARDIS. It is the hottest day of the year so
let’s cool down and take a little dip in the sea. Let’s go to Botany
Bay in Kent, fi lming location for Classic Doctor Who episode Fury
from the Deep (1968).
Fury from the Deep is a lost story from the Fifth Season of
Doctor Who, the fi rst episode that features the Sonic Screwdriver.
This time we are following the Second Doctor, Patrick Troughton,
and his companions Jamie and Victoria who are at the beach to
investigate a mysterious sea foam.
Botany Bay is the northernmost of seven bays in the Broadstairs
area of Kent and is a popular tourist attraction. The cliff s are
paper white because they are made of chalk. There’s a lot
more to chalk than you may think. It was formed during the
Cretaceous period, where the cretaceous period gets its name
- the Latin word for chalk - Creta. Chalk is made of calcium
carbonate which is why it is white. Calcium carbonate is formed by lots of coccoliths which
are plant skeletons that have been compacted over millions of years!
Botany Bay has a history of being a popular smuggling location. In the 1700s a man called
Joss Snelling led a group called the Callis Court Gang and they would bring contraband
ashore at Botany Bay. One night in 1769 they were ambushed by a Revenue Patrol and
there was a gunfi ght and many people were killed in the Battle of Botany Bay.
Luckily when I went it was more peaceful. I couldn’t see any mysterious seafoam or
smugglers. Although it was early evening the beach was very busy with everyone enjoying
the sun during the heatwave. I went on to the sand, which was very warm under my feet,
and walked along near the cliff face. I wanted to dip my feet in so I went for a walk in the
sea. It was a great way to cool down.
In the distance I could see the Thanet Off shore
Windfarm aka the TOW. This windfarm is the third
largest off shore windfarm in the world and is located
12km off Foreness Point in Margate. These wind
turbines produce electricity - enough clean energy to
power over 200,000 UK households!
I had a really fun time at Botany Bay, it was my
favourite beach in Kent. You should defi nitely see for
yourself if you get the chance.
Thank you for reading and if you would like to read
about other Doctor Who locations I have visited
please check out my blog. Goodbye!

Thank you for reading and I hope you will join me again for my next
Doctor Who adventure.


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