The Local Eye - Issue 139 - May 2017

The MAY
2017
Local EyeIssue

139 Advertising For Local Businesses, Trades
and Community Information...

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Mike Stokes Motoring & Motorsport established in
Bournemouth and Poole since 1980 has an enviable and
reliable reputation for quality service and competitively priced

products for every motoring need.

37

YEARS

Tyre pressure is extremely important for the safe running of your car,
yet is one of the most overlooked points of car maintenance.
Over inflated tyres are as bad as under inflated, leading to uneven wear
and increased risk of a blowout.
Your vehicle manual will advise of you the recommended pressure for
normal road use, and in many cars this information can also can be found
on a label in the driver door archway.
Failure to maintain the necessary standard of tyre pressure could
result in a Fixed Penalty Notice, but more importantly, you could be
putting yours and others lives at risk.

01202 547555 / 01202 548000

1053 Wimborne Road, Moordown, Bournemouth. BH9 2BY

www.mikestokes.co.uk

*New updated website now online*

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THOUGHT ABOUT
CARING?

Do you want a rewarding job?
A job that makes a real difference?

(01202) 292870

For more information call us today

We will start you on a
path to a truly rewarding

and valued career in
care, where you really

can make a difference to

peoples lives.
*Excellent rates of pay

*Paid training
*Paid travelling time

*Weekly pay
*Fixed contracts

*Free DBS
*Evening/weekend enhancements

We have full and part time positions available in all Bournemouth areas

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Welcome to the May issue of e Local Eye

is magazine is delivered free to an alternating selection of around
13,000 homes and businesses in Bournemouth, mainly through the
Charminster, Queens Park, Moordown, Ensbury Park, Redhill, Winton,

Muscliffe & Strouden Park districts.

It can also be picked up from:
e Bournemouth Life Centre in Moordown, Mike Stokes Tyres and

Johns Fish & Chips in Moordown, AH Parfitt - Chiropodist/Podiatrist
and e Hungry Wolf Cafe in Winton, Charminster & Winton libraries,
Moordown Community Centre, as well as several laundrettes in
Charminster, Moordown & Winton.
More information on rates and ad copy submission as well as online
copies of the current and previous issues can be found on the website.

01202 255485 / 08000 430485
07801 474788

[email protected]
www.thelocaleye.com

Until next month..
Chris

The Moordown Traders Association are an enthusiastic group of business
owners from the Moordown community who have come together to promote

local trade and raise the profile of Moordown as a shopping and business
destination, to support local traders and enhance local businesses.

We meet regularly, work voluntarily and liaise closely with the Bournemouth
Chamber of Trade & Commerce (BCTC), Bournemouth Council, elected

Members and local media to ensure that the Moordown trading district is
represented in a positive light.

The Moordown Traders Association meet monthly between 6pm-8pm
upstairs at the Moordown Conservative Club in Balfour Road.

All Moordown traders & businesses are welcome.
Come along, air your views and meet other local business people.
Drinks available at the bar and sandwiches are provided for the peckish.

Next meeting date is:

Tuesday 16th May / Tuesday 20th June

For more information visit: www.more2moordown.com

Every effort has been made to ensure that the information contained within this publication was correct at the time of going to print. We
cannot be held responsible for any inaccuracies in advertisements, editorials or features nor for any consequences arising from these. We are
not to be held responsible for any errors, loss or damage to copy in printing. The Local Eye does not officially endorse any advertising material
included within this publication. It is the advertisers responsibility to ensure conformity with laws and/or acts relating to Trade Descriptions,
Sex Discrimination, Consumer Credit, Copyright etc. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in any retrieval systems or
transmitted in any form - electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise - without the prior permission of the publisher. The use
of this publication for canvassing, direct marketing or any other activity apart from sourcing local goods and services, is strictly prohibited.

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[email protected]

[email protected]
www.remax.co.uk

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FORFSOARLESALE

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6 Zoe Bellamy

WINTON WOOL SHOP BSc.Pod.Med - M.Inst. Ch.Pod

CARLY‛S CRAFTS Chiropodist / Podiatrist

Stockists of:- CHIROPODY
HOME VISITING
NORO ~ DEBBIE BLISS
PATONS ~ RICO SERVICE
IN YOUR AREA
STYLECRAFT ~ SIRDAR
ROWAN ~ KING COLE For total footcare please call

Large selection of Patterns, 01202 309932
Needles and Accessories
24 HOUR ANSWERING SERVICE
Shop 1, 1a Cardigan Road

(road opposite Poundland)

Winton BH9 1BJ

01202 512106
Delivery Service available

Disney Crafting Hour
at Charminster Library

Saturdays > Fornightly > 10-11am
Drop in sessions to make & take crafts based on Disney Characters

Contact the library for more information on dates and themes

Tel: 01202 510379 Email: [email protected]

Are you in charge of your body?

1) While sitting at a chair, lift your right foot off the floor and make
clockwise circles.

2) While doing this, draw the number ‘6’ in the air with your right hand.
3) Your foot will change direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!

Go ahead, try as hard as you like, keep trying, your foot is in charge!

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SUDOKU

How to Play

Fill in the grid so that every
row, every column,
and every 3x3 box
contains the digits
1 through 9,
with no repetition!

Simples!

You solve the puzzle with
reasoning and logic,

there’s no maths involved
and no adding up.
It’s challenging.
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It’s fun.

(Solution on page 44)

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Contact: TERRY

07866 540062

[email protected]
TWITTER.COM/THROOPFENCING

Chickens:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

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Garden Tidy Up
Hedge Cutting
Turfing
Lawn Treatment
Waste Recycled
Patio / Driveway Cleaning

For urgent jobs, one offs, or
regular fixed price service call:

01202 805 375

www.EdsGardenMaintenance.co.uk

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10 AVON

DING Would you like to earn extra to help with your
DONG! holiday or to clear some bills?
New Reps always required to sell AVON to family
and friends and work colleagues.
Call me to find out more – Dianne: 07816 933319
or visit my website: www.pamperpark.biz

Contact The Elderly - Volunteer Drivers & Afternoon Hosts Required

Once a month on a Sunday afternoon local elderly people, who are without family in the area, are taken out
by volunteer car drivers for a little ride before going to the homes of volunteer hosts and hostesses for Sunday
afternoon tea.
We only ask our volunteer hosts to entertain up to six elderly people and two
drivers or one driver with up to three elderly people once or twice a year.
A downstairs cloakroom is a must.
Reserve drivers are always wanted when the regulars are unavailable.
This would be possibly two or three times a year.

Elderly people who would like to take part in one of these afternoons are
welcome to join the group but must be able to get in and out of a car, as we are
unable to take zimmers or wheelchairs. There is no charge.

For more details phone Carolyn Dennis 01202 424482

Moordown In Bloom

‘6th Annual Moordown in Bloom Garden Competition’
‘This Is Your Neighbourhood’

The Committee will be viewing Moordown gardens and taking photos,
for the Annual competition, in early July.
If you would like to ensure your garden is included in the 2017
competition, please go to the website and register your address.

www.mib.jp137.com

Councillor Sue Anderson, 21 Bushey Road, BH8 9HR
Email: [email protected] Tel: 01202 527049 / 397047

Moordown in Bloom is a group of local people who are interested in gardening and
making the environment more attractive.

Moordown in Bloom <> Best Front Garden Competition.
Best Overall Front Garden <> Best Containers <> Best Hanging Baskets

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Feel at home with Sturtons

From home furnishings to carpets and beds we have something for everyone...

FURNITURE | BEDDING | SOFAS | BEDS | CARPETS | HOMEWARE | LINEN | BEDDING

STURTONS & TAPPERS

Winton - 426 Wimborne Rd, Bournemouth, Dorset, BH9 2EZ Tel: 01202 512345

Wimborne - 20 East Street, Wimborne, Dorset, BH21 1DT Tel: 01202 883311

COFFEE SHOP www.sturtons.co.uk FREE PARKING

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12 T ra vel Feature -

A visit to Cornwall

By Mags Addison

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Beach holidays, City breaks, Honeymoons, Weddings abroad, Adventure holidays, Ski,
Cruise, Tailormade trips, Flight only, Car hire, Airport hotels and parking and much more...

Contact Travel Counsellor

Mags Addison

018240520598017389102 Travel Counsellors ensures complete
financial protection on every booking
[email protected]
www.travelcounsellors.co.uk/margaret.addison

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LFB MEATS

01202 533997
www.lfbmeats.com

THE BBQ SEASON IS UPON US!

BBQ PACKS £3.99 each

Pork Ribs, Chicken, Burgers, Flavoured Sausages

MULTIPACK SPECIALS

3 FOR £10

MATCH ANY 3 BLACK LABELS FOR £10

Also available a wide
selection of flavoured

sausages...
Pork & Leek, HoneyRoast,

Merguez, Hot Chilli,
Old English, Romany, British

Banger, Black Pepper, Beef
& Beer, Alabama, Stilton &
Chive, Sun Dried Tomato,

Pork & Apple.

(*all subject to availability)

Frozen Fish Fillets...

7-8oz Cod Loin Fillet - £2.50
6-7oz Haddock Fillet - £2.20
6-7oz Salmon Fillet -

£4.00 or 2 for £7.50

349-351 CHARMINSTER ROAD, BOURNEMOUTH. BH8 9QR
(Opposite Esso garage, lower Charminster)

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TIRED OF POTHOLES

DOG POOP VANDALISM

BROKEN STREET LIGHTING

FLYYTIPPING LOOSE PAVING?

REPORT THEM TO THE COUNCIL WITH

.com by

Bumpy ride this morning? View blocked by dumped rubbish?

Potholes and fly tipping are just two of the street faults that can be reported via
the website www.FixMyStreet.com along with vandalism, graffiti, dog fouling
and many other common community issues.

While most of us know that the council are responsible for fixing these things,
we may not know which council, let along which department in which council.
With FixMyStreet, all you have to do is locate the problem on a map, and select
a category: the site then sends it off to the right place to get it fixed.

All reports are published on the site, as well as being sent to the council.
Browsing your own postcode can be interesting, as you soon learn what the
persistent problems are in your area, and whether or not they are being fixed.
There’s also the opportunity to discuss individual reports in the comments
section.

FixMyStreet comes from the UK not-for-profit organisation mySociety, and
is one of its longest-running and most-used services. It is just one of several
projects aimed at making it easier for citizens to get things changed in their
own community. So, next time you see something that needs fixing, be it a
broken paving slab or a flickering streetlight, all you need to remember is

FixMyStreet.com

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Established 1972

Ply, MDF, Pegboard
Hardboard, Chipboard
No need to buy a full sheet Timber & Sheet Material
Cut to your requirements Large selection of Offcuts

Architectural Over 2000 items of Plastic
Mouldings Hardware & Tracking
DIY Products

Timber, Floorboards, Skirting, Dado & Architraves
Machined to your specific size and profile

Small items of Purpose Made Joinery undertaken

936 Wimborne Road, Moordown, Bournemouth. BH9 2DH
Tel: 01202 516225 <> www.builtindiy.co.uk
Email: [email protected]

SUPERHERO TOYS

FOR GIRLS & BOYS

NEW, PRE-LOVED, COLLECTABLE

Sunny days are on their way! T* H*E* * P*LA* C* E*

Pretty seasonal Vintage items and Crafts in store. ONLY
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Vintage Furniture/Household Goods/Curios * AND HAVE *
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Gift vouchers available Talk to Kevin at: Superhero Toys

308 Charminster Road, Bournemouth BH8 9RT 308 Charminster Road
Open Mon-Fri 9am-4pm & Sat 9am-5pm
Tel Karen: 07812 555516 Bournemouth BH8 9RT
Email:
Tel: 01202 488731
[email protected]

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Every third Monday at 10.30am

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Founded 1928

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MOORDOWN
BOWLING CLUB

OPEN DAYS

Sunda y 7 t h M a y < > 10.30am - 3.30pm
FREE bo wling available - All ages welcome

Please wear flat shoes - Bowls will be provided

OPEN DAYS Light refreshments available

Moordown Bowling Club is a friendly, well organised Club that offers:
• Structured Coaching • Members Bar • Cafeteria (open to thethgeneral public) th

SUNDAY’S 30 APRIL & 7 MA• Adjacent facilities include tennis courts and children’s playground.

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“You know, darling, they sing for most people”

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GAS . LPG . OIL • Plumbing & Heating
• Landlords Gas Safety (LGS)
• Boiler service & repair
• Central heating installation
• Reposition boilers & radiators
• Heating system cleaning
• Bathroom refurbishment
• Wet room installation

NO CALL OUT CHARGE . FREE QUOTATIONS . NO JOB TOO SMALL

• Boiler Service - £50
• Land Lords Gas Safety - £70 (Boiler & Cooker). £20 Per extra appliance

• Central Heating System Clean (Power Flush) - £350

Dominic Eddy. 07968 599409
Email. [email protected]
Web. www.domeddyheating.co.uk

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18 Picture Box Answers
1. Red in the face
Picture Box 2. Your time is up
A simple test of say what you see? 3. Shake a leg
For example the first one below is? 4. Car (Cat + T - R)
Hitting below the belt of course! 5. Under cover police
6. Robin Hood
(Answers on page 44)

Belt
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POLICE

As more than 1 in 100 people are autistic, many autistic people live in
Bournemouth. But they’re not getting the understanding they need.
Only 16% of autistic people feel the public understands them.
In particular, 77% say that people don’t understand that autistic people
can need more time to process questions or instructions.
This can make simple things like going to the shops or using public
transport extra daunting.

Encouragingly, recent research from The National Autistic Society found that 80% of the general
public would be happy to change their behaviour to give autistic people more time to process
information, if only they knew they needed it. Giving people more time, using clear language and
being more patient can make the world of difference to the lives of many autistic people.

So I’m asking people in Bournemouth to join me as part of The National Autistic Society’s Too
Much Information campaign to make these small changes to make our community more autism-
friendly.

Find out about diagnosing autism (including Asperger syndrome), and the impact on people and
their families, tips for autism-friendly behaviour, plus advice and support on all aspects of life
with autism. Visit the website for all this and more ways to help: www.autism.org.uk

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01202 516949 : [email protected]

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years!

- Removal of water and heat marks
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"The Art of Digital Macro Photography"

with

ROGER HANCE FRPS

AT

Broadway Park Sports & Community Club
Broadway Park
Broadway Lane
Bournemouth
BH8 0AA

31st May 2017 @ 7.30pm

Members£3 or £4 on Door - Non Members £6 or £8 on Door

This presentation show the
various skills and techniques
needed in the field of Macro
Photography and explains
the equipment used to help
get sharp images. It covers a
wide range of nature subjects
including butterflies, moths,
dragonflies and damselflies,
wild flowers, fungi, cobwebs,

frost patterns and much
more. Although digital,
the presentation also
includes a number of
natural prints.

A man out taking landscapes with his new Nikon drops it and finds it
wont work. All alone he ponders what to do and wishes he’d brought a
spare because in the field opposite, a white horse stands beautifully lit in
the morning light. A photo opportunity of a lifetime. He remembers passing

a camera repair shop and is about to set off when a voice tells him,
“Turn the camera upside down and tap the base”

He tries it and sure enough the camera is working perfectly again and he
gets his shot. On his way home he decides to stop at the camera shop just
to get it checked over and tells his story to the guy in there. The man asks
him if there was a white horse nearby to which he replies, “Yes there was”

“Aaaah” says the salesguy, “You were lucky it wasn’t the black horse, he
knows nothing about Nikons!”

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Derek J.Rolls

Independent Estate Agents & Valuers

10 COSTLY MISTAKES
FOR HOME SELLERS TO AVOID

1/ Not Trusting The Agent: Don’t use an agent you feel you can’t trust.
Are you comfortable with your agent? NO? Choose again.

YES? Let them get on with the job.
2/ Beware High Valuations: Overvaluation is buying your business, ask for
recent comparable evidence. Ultimately you will need to reduce your price, a negative
that buyers do notice. “What is wrong with it”? they will be asking themselves.
3/ Beware Very Low Fees: Low fees need a high turnover of sales - pushing for sales
at any price. Cheap agents, cheap service, others may be “Virtual” The fact is many
buyers prefer to deal face to face with a real Human Being.
4/ Poor negotiators can cost you a fortune: Most houses don’t need a salesman, you
need a negotiator, a skill that can substantially improve your position. Use an agent
you feel has the right attributes, can negotiate well and knows their product.
5/ The multi agency trap: Don’t mistake for multi-listing. With multi-agency, one of
two things will happen, be persuaded with the first buyer (not the best buyer) - winning
the sale, or your agent may not try too hard, they may lose the race so may not start it.
Either way it is not good for you.
6/ No “For Sale” Signs: FOR SALE boards are 24 hour sales tools.
Buyers will drive the area they want to live in, keen to find they will make a fast
decision. If they see a property they like they will follow it up.
7/ Dismissing early Buyers : The best buyers often strike early with best prices,
perhaps been waiting to secure a home like yours. The longer on the market, the less
buyers will be attracted. Genuine buyers make the first move.
8/ Ignoring Agent Feedback: This can identify problem areas that can effect a
sale, you need honest feedback. After a period of time if they say it’s too expensive it
probably is.
9/ Keep It Clean: Dull Homes get dull prices. First Impressions count, inside and out.
Make your home sparkle and your price will shine.
10/ Experience Counts : Rarely do we get asked of our knowledge of the area the
facilities available how long have we been valuing in the area, experience of staff
and so on. You are paying for our expertise and experience, you need to make
sure we have some.

01202 525778
958 Wimborne Rd, Bournemouth BH9 2DG

www.derekjrolls-estateagents.co.uk

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Derek J.Rolls

Independent Estate Agents & Valuers

NO SALE NO FEE. COMPETITITVE COMMISSION RATES

We believe that the housing market and prices are stronger than
ever so now is a great time to achieve the best price for your
property. Please call Derek or Martin on 01202 525778 or email
[email protected] for a free market valuation.

We have a combined 50 plus years of knowledge and experience
in selling homes in the area so truly do know what your property

should be worth in today’s market.

01202 525778
958 Wimborne Rd, Bournemouth BH9 2DG

www.derekjrolls-estateagents.co.uk

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Hi . My name is BENNY and I am a 3 yr old
Chihuahua. I am a sweet natured boy although
a little shy to start with. I have not had the best
of starts as suffered with Perthes Disease but the
lovely people at Waggy Tails paid for the operation
I needed and I am happily on the road to recovery.I
love my walks although small and often and also
my cuddles.I am very good with other dogs and
also appear to like children. If you think you are
the person or family for me, please contact the
office on the number below.

One of our big events this year is an Auction night on May 19th. If you would
like to donate an item for the Auction please contact us on
[email protected]

For more information on Benny or any of the other animals in our care please
contact us on 01202 875000, e-mail: [email protected] or visit our
website www.waggytails.org.uk

Waggy Tails Rescue is a registered charity based in Dorset; we rescue
and rehome dogs that have been abandoned, neglected
or otherwise in need of a new home.

We also find homes for other small furries that may be in our care. To find out
more you can contact us on the number above or send donations or letters to:

Waggy Tails Rescue, Helens House,
143 Magna Rd, Canford Magna
Wimborne, BH21 3AW

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Bosch Car Service Centre
The national network of independent garages

3-5 Malvern Road
Moordown

Bournemouth

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Supporting people sleeping rough in
Bournemouth and Poole

Homelessness charity St Mungo’s will be supporting people sleeping rough in Bournemouth
and Poole to access accommodation and leave the streets behind as part of the Bournemouth and
Poole Rough Sleeper Team.
St Mungo’s is the new provider for the service following a retender and are being jointly funded
by Bournemouth Borough Council and Borough of Poole.

A recent annual street count of people rough sleeping carried out by council officials in
November counted 39 people in Bournemouth and 11 in Poole. Numbers have increased
reflecting a picture seen across the country over the last few years.
The Bournemouth and Poole Rough Sleeper Team will be on shift six days per week and will be
working with people to assess their options, access accommodation and support around health
and employment to help people to rebuild their lives away from homelessness.

Paul Hudson, Regional Head, St Mungo’s said: “Rough sleeping is harmful and dangerous
and ruins lives, and no one should have to sleep rough in this day and age. We’ll be working
with people to tackle the particular problems that lead to them sleeping rough and aiming to
connect them with services as needed, from housing to health services and into skills and work
opportunities.
“Rough sleeping is not inevitable, and we know that concerted action works. We are looking
forward to working with local partners in Bournemouth and Poole to support people as they
move away from homelessness and on with their lives.”

Councillor Robert Lawton, Cabinet Member for Housing, Bournemouth Borough Council, said:
“We are extremely pleased to have St Mungo’s on board providing the town’s rough sleeper
outreach service who will continue the good work previously delivered by CGL over the last few
years. They bring a wealth of experience and knowledge and they will play an essential part in
supporting rough sleepers off the street.”
Councillor Karen Rampton, Cabinet Portfolio Holder for Housing and Communities, Borough of
Poole, said: “One of our priorities is to support the most vulnerable members of our community,
and the service provided by St Mungo’s will help us to provide the support needed to keep rough
sleepers safe and, ultimately, help them off the streets. It’s important to address the issues which
may have led to individuals being on the streets in the first place, and to help prevent their mental
and physical health from deteriorating.”
St Mungo’s delivers rough sleeping outreach services in London, Bristol, Reading, Oxford,
Brighton, and South Essex. We provide a bed and support to more than 2,600 people a night who
are either homeless or at risk, and work to prevent homelessness.

We support men and women through more than 260 projects including emergency, hostel and
supportive housing projects, advice services, specialist physical health, mental health and skills
and work services. For more information: www.mungos.org

Q: What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on
a family walk? A: Ketchup!

Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes? A: They’d crack each other up!

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VETERINARY CLINIC
144 Richmond Park Road
Bournemouth, BH8 8TW

Are you struggling with the costs of private vet care?
We offer affordable veterinary services for your pets

Consultations £15 Boosters from £22
Neutering from £30 for cats, £51 for dogs

You could be eligible if:
• Your household has a low income
• You are a pensioner
• You receive means tested benefits

For more information on how to register
Please call the clinic on 01202 526520
Monday – Friday 9.30am – 4pm

Registered Charity No. 205126

Berry Hill Farm
Local Vegetables for local people

GUARANTEED FRESH SEASONAL VEGETABLES
DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR IN HOURS

Grown locally in 1-2 people - £9.00
Bournemouth for approx 6 servings

local people, 2-4 people - £14.00
using only approx 10 servings
traditional
4-6 people - £19.00
farming methods. approx 14 servings

SELECT A BOX TO SUIT All boxes contain a selection of fresh seasonal vegetables
YOU AND WE DELIVER IT
For example: Potatoes, Cauli, Bunched Carrots, Cabbage, Brussel Sprouts, Purple
FRESH TO YOUR DOOR
Sprouting Broccolo, Leeks, Swede, Parsnips, Celeriac, Runner Beans, Broad Beans,

Marrows, Courgettes, Peas in Pod, Bunch Beetroot, Sweetcorn, Kale, Seasonal Salads.

Tel. 07971 795740 Berry Hill Farm, 185 Muscliffe Lane, Throop,

www.berryhill-farm.co.uk Bournemouth BH9 3NH Email. [email protected]

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Brain Power

1: A light-year is the distance that light travels in a year.
How many light-years are we away from the nearest star?

2: If you balanced a broom horizontally on your finger, so that your finger was
exactly on the broom’s centre of gravity, marked that spot and cut the broom in
two, then you would have a long and a short piece. The long piece being most of
the handle and the short piece being the bristle end and a small part of the handle.
Now what will happen if you weigh both pieces?

A) The short piece will weigh more.
B) The long piece will weigh more.
C) Both will weigh the same.

3: A businessman went away on a long trip. Before he left he arranged for a temp
secretary to forward all of his mail. However, he forgot to give her the key to
his mailbox. When he realised his mistake, he posted the key to his office so the
secretary could send his mail to him. However, she never did send it. The executive
got angry and phoned his office, planning to fire his secretary. However, she was
able to explain to him why she hadn’t sent his mail. He quickly realised he was in
the wrong and apologised.
What did the secretary say to make the executive realise his error?

4: You are hosting a business meeting which consists of only accountants and
lawyers. From your previous dealings with these two professions, you know that
accountants always tell the truth about everything, and lawyers always lie about
something.
Two gentlemen, Sam and Adam, approach you. Sam introduces himself and says,
“I am a lawyer, but Adam is an accountant.”
Based on what you know from your previous dealings, what are each of the men’s
actual professions?

Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best type of patient.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table,

because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is colour coded.”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like builders ~ they seem to
understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job

takes longer than you said it would.”
................................

One morning a council highway repair crew reached their job-site
and realised they had forgotten all their shovels. The crew’s foreman rang
the council yard and told his supervisor of the situation. The supervisor

replied “Don’t worry, we’ll send a van out with some shovels. In the
meantime, just tell them to lean on each other until they arrive.”

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May History Spotlights...

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 22nd May 1859 - 7th July 1930

Born In Edinburgh, Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle was a Scottish
author most noted for his stories about the detective Sherlock Holmes,
which are generally considered a major innovation in the field of crime
fiction, and for the adventures of Professor Challenger. He was a prolific
writer whose other works include science fiction stories, historical
novels, plays and romances, poetry, and non-fiction.
His father was English (of Irish descent) and sadly was a chronic
drunkard, although his Irish mother was an avid book reader, and
would spend a lot of time reading to Arthur. Her passion in telling the
stories to Arthur is probably what led him into writing himself.
Times were hard for them having little money, however when Arthur
reached his ninth birthday, the wealthier members of the Doyle family offered to pay for
his studies. He was in tears all the way to England, where for seven years he had to go to the
Jesuit preparatory boarding school, Hodder Place in Stonyhurst. Arthur loathed the bigotry
surrounding his studies and rebelled at corporal punishment, which was prevalent and
incredibly brutal in most English schools of that time. His only moments of happiness were
when he wrote to his mother, a regular habit that lasted for the rest of her life, and also when he
practiced sports, mainly cricket, at which he was very good. It was during these difficult years at
boarding school, that Arthur realised he also had a talent for storytelling. He was often found,
surrounded by a group of totally enraptured younger students, listening to the amazing stories
he would make up to amuse them. In the early 1880’s he set up a medical practice, though this
was not very successful, and he began writing. His first significant work
in 1887 was ‘A Study in Scarlet’, and featured the first appearance
of Sherlock Holmes, who was partially modelled after his former
university professor, Joseph Bell. Holmes featured in many short stories
and novels although Conan Doyle tired of him and tried to kill him
and his arch enemy Moriaty off when they apparently plunged to their
deaths together down a waterfall but public outcry forced him to bring
back Holmes, using the explanation that only Moriaty had actually
fallen and that Holmes had used the opportunity to pretend to be dead
for a while to hide from other enemies.
Conan Doyle was knighted in 1902, in thanks he believed for his paper ‘The War in South
Africa: Its Cause and Conduct’, justifying the activities of Great Britain during the Boer War.
Conan Doyle was found clutching his chest in the family garden on 7 July 1930 and died of his
heart attack, aged 71. He is buried in the church yard at Minstead in the New Forest.

Birthdays This Month Include... Cher
20th May 1946
George Clooney Janet Jackson
6th May 1961 16th May 1966



Billy Joel Pierce Brosnan Noel Gallagher
9th May 1949 16th May 1953 29th May 1967

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BOURNEMOUTH ELECTRIC BOWLS CLUB

BOWLS 4 FREE

Coaching every Monday
from 15th May 6pm-8pm
& Wednesday 17th May 2pm-4pm

Your 4 week introduction to the sport of bowls.
Each session runs for two hours and offers the chance to
‘Have Fun, Meet New People, Receive Coaching’ and it’s all FREE

For more information please contact
Keith: 07593 559103 email: [email protected]
Bournemouth Electric Club, Broadway Lane, BH8 0AA

http://bournemouthelectricclub.com

We are the first Bowls Club in Bournemouth to become a registered charity.
Reg: 1170761

“Bourne2Sing” Male Voice Choir

Future Concerts are: (Fridays - Performances commence 7.30pm)

26th MAY CRANBORNE CHURCH, CRANBORNE

16th JUNE THE MEETING HOUSE, RINGWOOD

30th JUNE THE BARRINGTON THEATRE, FERNDOWN

14th JULY ST MARK’S CHURCH, TALBOT WOODS

More information on Bourne2Sing and further Concerts can be found at:

www.bourne2singchoir.uk

The Walters were shown into the dentist’s surgery, where Shane makes
it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry.

‘No expensive extras, Doctor’, Shane demands, ‘No gas or needles or any of
that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.’

‘I wish more of my patients were as strong minded and as brave as you’
said the dentist admiringly. ‘Now, which tooth is it?’

Shane turns to his wife and says: ‘Show him your tooth, Claire.’
...................................

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: £70
Patient: £70 for just a few minutes work?

Dentist: Well, I can pull it out very slowly if you like.

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854 Dental Health

Professional, Friendly, Effective
Private Dentistry

01202 512967

Do you wish you had nicer or trouble free teeth ?
It is never too late to get help.
If you have dental problems and have been putting
off a visit, why not call us or pop in for a chat.
Modern dentistry can work wonders.

RICHARD J HULL B.D.S & ANGELOS SIDERIS Dip.D.S.

854 Wimborne Road, Moordown, Bournemouth, BH9 2DS
www.854dentalhealth.com [email protected]

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VETERINARY CLINIC Dog Walkers
144 Richmond Park Road &
Bournemouth, BH8 8TW
Home Visitors
Are you on a low income? In The
Do you receive benefits?
Bournemouth Area
Are you a pensioner?
Tailored to you and your dogs needs, we
We offer affordable veterinary provide a bespoke dog walking and care
services for your pets service. For your peace of mind, we have
had years of experience with dogs and
Consultations only £15 are also fully insured.

01202 526520 Tel: 01202 468978
Mbl: 07775 905263
Mon-Fri 9.30am-4pm Email: [email protected]

Charity No. 205126 www.howlinggoodwalkies.uk

Mount Pleasant Townswomens Afternoon Guild

We meet in the Bradpole Road Community Centre at 2pm on the 1st Wednesday of every
month for a social afternoon, when we have different activities including a speaker, and

we welcome visitors who we hope may join us and become members of TG.

Our other activities include Trampers & Eaters (when we visit nearby places of interest
and end up with lunch), skittles, a music afternoon (all sorts) and a Social Studies
afternoon when we reminisce and discuss any current subjects of interest.

“My memory is terrible, so I’ve changed my password
to “Incorrect.” That way when I log in with the wrong password,

the computer will tell me… “Your password is Incorrect.”
.............................

I don’t know how my Mother lasted this long without ever using the
internet, but enough was enough! I thought.

“Ok” she said reluctantly settling down by the computer and slowly
putting on her reading glasses “what do I do?”

“I’m going to open the home page of Google”, I explained. “Now type
in any question you want into the bar over here and the internet will

find an answer to your question.” I confidently assured her.
My Mother looked at me warily, thought for a second, and slowly

began to type, “How is my sister Daisy doing this morning?”

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Isn’t there
something you’d
rather be doing with
your spare time?

Could you use some help with your Cleaning, Ironing or Both?

• Regular hourly rate only £11 - £12 per hour
• One off spring cleans available - call for price details
• Times and hours to suit you - (minimum 2 hours per week)
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• Insurance provided

Call 0800 0925 773
Email: [email protected]

You deserve a rest... So be served by the best

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Tel: 01202 525 445 Mob: 07921 525 424
[email protected] www.stephensbuilding.co.uk

26 Green Road Bournemouth BH9 1EA

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Expert Advice with a Friendly Face

Gales solicitors is a long established Bournemouth firm providing legal advice and
representation to the public since 1948. Over the years we have worked out of Charminster
and Winton and are currently located in Winton. We are an active part of the local
community taking part in local traders groups and events such as the Winton carnival and
the Kinson donkey derby. This year we were also proud to contribute to the Winton in
Bloom fund which helped brighten up Winton high street.

Over the years we have prided ourselves on offering a service which is both professional
and friendly. We have built up a large client base of satisfied and loyal customers. Many of
our clients have used the firm for years and in some cases we are now acting for a second
or even third generation. Whether someone is a long established customer or a brand new
client our aim is to ensure that our customers always want more.

As part of this we have maintained a broad range of services with experts in several
specialisms. This means that we are able to provide most of our clients with a complete
service under one roof. This ensures that we are aware of the wider circumstances of the
case and can pick up issues which might otherwise be missed. It can also help keep the cost
down.

We know that the legal world is changing and as part of that we have introduced new case
management software to improve our service for people moving house. However, we also
know that our clients want a personal service from an experienced professional. For this
reason we continue to ensure that every case is managed by one key person so that you
know who is handling your case rather than having to speak to an anonymous assistant in a
large team.

We also know what it is like to be fobbed off with jargon and we pride ourselves on giving
advice in straightforward English. Whether verbally or in writing we like to keep it clear
and simple.

Whether you have a simple problem or a complex case we can help. If you are looking for
representation in lengthy court proceedings, for help in making a will or house purchase or
just quick advice on your legal rights while you consider what to do we can help.

Give us a call to see how we can help solve your legal puzzles.

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Expert Advice with a Friendly Face

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This year’s Bournemouth 7s Festival marks a significant milestone as the World’s Largest Sport
& Music Festival proudly and eagerly looks forward to celebrating their 10th Anniversary!

Often referred to as The Sporting Glastonbury, Bournemouth 7s
was envisioned and established by Roger and Fleur Woodall. The
inaugural B7s Festival took place in 2008, starting up as a local
Rugby 7s tournament. From humble beginnings, B7s has grown at
an exponential rate and is looking forward to welcoming 30,000
people and a total of 400 rugby, netball, hockey and dodgeball teams
to the 2017 Festival.

Bournemouth 7s have seen an unprecedented level of interest for the 2017
Festival as the 10th Anniversary celebrations promise to result in the biggest
and best B7s weekend yet! Alongside the smorgasbord of sport, B7s will have
an array of dance tents, arenas, bars, cocktail gardens and entertainment stalls;
making sure that attendees are never short of things to do over the weekend.

The festival has broken all sorts of internal records, selling out sports cup
spaces and general attendance tickets at a faster rate than ever before! So if you
are thinking about experiencing the party of the year then visit Bournemouth7s.com and get your

tickets now! If you’re really looking for a treat, get you
and your friends some V.VIP Tickets for the weekend and
experience the Festival in true style.

Everyone involved with Bournemouth 7s is bursting with
excitement for the upcoming 2017 Festival. The team is
confident that all Festival attendees will have a wonderful
weekend and they can’t wait to celebrate the 10th
Anniversary with every last one of them!

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After
ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to
the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a joke about Welsh Rugby?” The
bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a deep Welsh accent
a voice next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know
something. The bartender is Welsh, the cellarman is Welsh and I’m a
6ft, 220 pound Welsh scrumhalf. What’s more, the fella sitting next to
me is Welsh and he’s an ex-miner and the guy to your right is Welsh
and a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna
tell that Welsh Rugby joke?” The blind guy thinks for a minute then

says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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Project Indigo

One boy’s adventure through time and space!

Hi, I’m Tom, a local Doctor Who blogger & I write about my adventures online at

anadventurethroughtimeandspace.com

Project Indigo is my special blog where I travel the world (mainly
the UK!) visiting places associated with Doctor Who.
This month we are visiting a special ship in Charlestown in
Cornwall, filming location for the 2011 Doctor Who episode ‘The
Curse of the Black Spot’. In this episode the Eleventh Doctor, Amy
and Rory are aboard a ship called The Fancy in 1699. The pirate
crew believe they are being attacked by a Siren and that the curse
of the black spot is upon them!

In real life The Fancy is actually a tall ship called The Phoenix of
Dell Quay and she is moored in Charlestown. She was built in 1929
in Denmark and her first job was to carry people around the world
to spread the word about Christian beliefs. After 20 years she became a cargo ship until
one day there was a fire which damaged her engine room. Like the Doctor, The Phoenix
has had many regenerations - her first life was as a schooner, then she regenerated into a
Brigantine, then a Caravel and finally the two-masted brig that she is today.

The Phoenix is a famous film and TV star and has starred in many other things besides
Doctor Who. She played the Santa Maria in 1492 Conquest of Paradise which told the story
of Christopher Columbus. So technically she discovered America! She has also appeared in
Hornblower, The Scarlet Pimpernel, The TV Series The Voyage of the Dawn Treader and In
the Heart of the Sea starring Chris Hemsworth.
Charlestown is also a filming location for many shows - most famously Poldark starring
Aiden Turner. Charlestown is a port that has remained true to its original Georgian style. It
was built in the 1790s by entrepreneur Charles Rashleigh to import coal and export copper
because of the growing mining industry in the area. Soon china clay was being exported
too and still is to this day. The China Clay industry around St Austell progressed massively

and by the 19th Century over 65,000 tonnes of China Clay
were exported from Cornwall every year!
Charlestown remains near enough unspoilt, still a working
harbour, and around thirty china clay ships still dock there
every year. It really does feel like you have travelled there in
a TARDIS as it has not changed - and hopefully it never will.

Thank you for reading and if you would like to read about
other Doctor Who locations I have visited please check out
my blog. Goodbye!

Tom Project Indigo --
anadventurethroughtimeandspace.com

Aliens finally visit earth. Obviously all of the heads of government and religious leaders
want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it’s the
Pope’s turn, he asks: “Do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?” “You mean J.C?”,
responds the alien. “yeah we know him, he’s the greatest isn’t he? He swings by every year
to make sure that we are doing ok”. Surprised, the Pope says “He visits every year?! It’s been
over 2 millenia and we’re still waiting for his return!” The alien sees that the Pope is agitated
at this fact and starts trying to rationalise. “Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?”
The Pope retorts “Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with
anything?” The alien says “Well, when he first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of

chocolates. Why? What did you guys do?”

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“Comfortable Feet”

It’s important that our feet are comfortable whether
we are working or going for a leisurely walk. Insoles
are an excellent way to achieve comfortable feet.
Insoles are beneficial for a few simple reasons:

1. They provide cushioning and support
2. They are an efficient way of relieving foot pain
3. Improved performance during athletic activities

Here is a quick guide explaining these points in more detail.
Our insoles are individually molded to your feet so they provide the support and cushioning
needs for your feet. With this support, your feet will fatigue less easily, meaning you can enjoy
your activities throughout the day.
There are three primary foot types which affects our bodies way of absorbing impact:
overpronation, excessive supination and neutral. Overpronation occurs when the foot rolls
inwardly excessively and excessive supination is the opposite when the foot rolls to the outside.
Neutral is when weight is distributed evenly across the foot. Whatever your foot type though,
our insoles can properly support your arches into the neutral position in order to maintain a
balanced state and a healthy foot function.

Another common problem which insoles can help is plantar
fasciitis. Common symptoms of this condition is pain in the heel
and is most often felt during the first few steps of the day and
after rest. Our insoles can help reduce the strain on the plantar
fascia muscle, allowing the muscle to time it needs to heal.

Bunions can also be helped with insoles by repositioning the
foot to reduce pressure on the bunion area. This is achieved by
supporting the transverse arch which runs across the middle
of the foot from the outside to the inside. This arch provides
flexibility and support for the foot.

Finally, your sporting activities can be improved by using insoles. Sports injuries can occur
due to the repetitive and sudden movements in the feet. The most common injuries occur in
the ligaments and are related to the overuse and structural misalignment of the foot.
This can be prevented by ensuring your feet are kept in the neutral position while still
delivering dynamic flex for the arches. This support also improves energy transfer and reduces
wasted motion.

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There is no beating the taste of truly fresh
fruit and veg especially, when it’s yours!

Gardening Tips for May

Marvellous May! One the most exciting and busy months of the gardening calendar.
If you have been growing Asparagus, you only have about 5 to 6 weeks
left to harvest the best delicious shoots from your crop.
Potatoes will need earthing up to protect the stems, help prevent the
tubers from becoming green and poisonous whilst assisting
further tuber growth.
Create some protection for your Brassicas, Carrots and Fruit Bushes.
Cover seed beds with fleece to keep the soil warmer in readiness for sowing.
In the greenhouse you should give good ventilation on warm days to limit the amount of airborne
moisture and reduce the risk of seedlings ‘Damping Off’. My wife uses only tap water for seeds and
seedlings rather than rain water and this seems to work in reducing the damage caused by damping off.
Now is a good time to place your Grow Bags in the greenhouse to warm up in readiness for planting,
Tomatoes, Peppers, Aubergines, Chillies, Melons and Cucumbers.
There is no truth in the fear of Bitterness or Cross Pollination in the growing Melons and Cucumbers
together. Give it a go if you want to.
Soft fruit such as Raspberries and Gooseberries may require thinning out to avoid overcrowding and
assist in a more juicy harvest. Any Strawberry runners required for raising new plans later should have
the flower buds removed to make them stronger.
Do try to collect rainwater for those occasions when we do have a dry spell.
Keep the lawn mowed weekly. Trim the edges to create a gully and prevent the grass from creeping into
your borders.

Gardening Tips for June

June, my favourite month of the year. Long days and warm evenings
(hopefully). The 21st. is the longest day, all the warmth and sunshine has
helped the weeds seemingly do better than the plants you are so carefully
cultivating. It is best you get rid of them regularly by hoeing but if you
have missed them then here is what to do. The difficult ones are the
perennials, Dandelions, Thistles, Nettles & Bindweed. These must be dug
out with a fork removing the whole root. Take extra care with Bindweed
roots as if you leave a small section it will always grow into 2 weeds.
Annual weeds such as bitter Cress Speedwell, Chick Weed can all be
removed by regular hoeing, especially on a dry day.
Other jobs could include preparing Hanging Baskets, feeding Roses (use
Toprose or similar) to keep them healthy and sustain their perfume. Keep the
lawn cut regularly but not too short in dry weather. You can apply a selective
weed killer and feed on the lawn to keep it looking good.

Pests and grubs are manifold at this time of year so expect to see some attacks
on your fruit trees and bushes, spray or remove if you can, remembering some
pesticides leave a residue so do not eat the fruit soon after and always rinse
before eating. If you are picking Strawberries, give them a feed to keep the
fruit coming and keep covered with a net to avoid bird theft.

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“Whoa! Well how old was your Grandfather when he died?”
“Did I say he died?” asked John. Rob was amazed. “He just had his 105th birthday and
plays golf and goes swimming each day! He’s actually getting married next week!”
“Getting married?!” Rob asked. “If he’s 105, why on earth does he want to get
married?!” John looked at Rob and replied, “Did I say he wanted to?”

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