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The Local Eye - Issue 156 - October 2018

A monthly publication now into its 13th year, advertising trades and businesses local to the Bournemouth area. Also containing a comprehensive mix of editorials, news and information on local events and the surrounding area, as well as a regular mix of entertaining puzzles and trivia.

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Local EyeIssue 2018

156 Advertising For Local Businesses, Trades
and Community Information...


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NUFFIELD INDUSTRIAL ESTATE Poole, BH17 0RR, Tel: 01202 723162
FERNDOWN INDUSTRIAL ESTATE Cobham Road, BH21 7PE TEL: 01202 872240

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For less able clients we now display easy
access shower options, wet floor solutions,
high line toilets, shower seats, grab rails,
wet wall shower panels and more.

1D Cardigan Road, Winton
Bournemouth. BH9 1BJ

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Welcome to the October issue of The Local Eye

Over the last few days we have had a pretty stormy end to the summer.
Hopefully you and your property have survived it all, but if you need
help, there is a range of businesses featured here that might be able to
assist in some way.
This magazine is delivered free to an alternating selection of around
13,000 homes and businesses in Bournemouth, mainly through the

Charminster, Queens Park, Moordown, Ensbury Park, Redhill, Winton,
Muscliffe & Strouden Park districts.

It can also be picked up from:
The Bournemouth Life Centre, Mike Stokes Tyres and Johns Fish &
Chips in Moordown, KwikFit Castle Lane, A-Storage in Charminster,
AH Parfitt - Chiropodist/Podiatrist in Winton, and Charminster &
Winton libraries, Moordown Community Centre, & several laundrettes
in Charminster, Moordown & Winton.
More information on rates and ad copy submission as well as online
copies of the current and previous issues can be found on the website.

01202 255485 / 08000 430485
07801 474788

[email protected]

Many thanks for all your support,

Bournemouth Electric Bowls Club

Short Mat returns from 3rd October
Wednesdays from 2:00pm.
Never tried bowling?
All are welcome. A chance to meet
new friends, have some fun and
maybe discover a new hobby.

For more information

Keith: 07593 559103
Ron: 01202 252291

Every effort has been made to ensure that the information contained within this publication was correct at the time of going to print. We
cannot be held responsible for any inaccuracies in advertisements, editorials or features nor for any consequences arising from these. We are
not to be held responsible for any errors, loss or damage to copy in printing. The Local Eye does not officially endorse any advertising material
included within this publication. It is the advertisers responsibility to ensure conformity with laws and/or acts relating to Trade Descriptions,
Sex Discrimination, Consumer Credit, Copyright etc. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in any retrieval systems or
transmitted in any form - electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise - without the prior permission of the publisher. The use
of this publication for canvassing, direct marketing or any other activity apart from sourcing local goods and services, is strictly prohibited.

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854 Dental Health

Professional, Friendly, Effective
Private Dentistry

01202 512967

Do you wish you had nicer or trouble free teeth ?
It is never too late to get help.
If you have dental problems and have been putting
off a visit, why not call us or pop in for a chat.
Modern dentistry can work wonders.


854 Wimborne Road, Moordown, Bournemouth, BH9 2DS [email protected]

Isn’t there
something you’d
rather be doing with
your spare time?

Could you use some help with your Cleaning, Ironing or Both?

• Regular hourly rate only £12 - £13 per hour
• One off spring cleans available - call for price details
• Times and hours to suit you - (minimum 2 hours per week)
• Reliable, honest, professional service
• Insurance provided

Call 0800 0925 773
Email: [email protected]

You deserve a rest... So be served by the best

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Project Indigo

One boy’s adventure through time and space!

Hi, I’m Tom, a local Doctor Who blogger & I write about my adventures online at

Project Indigo is my blog where I travel the world visiting people and places associated with
Doctor Who. Join me today on a trip to Mars! Just kidding - we are actually at the National
Botanic Gardens of Wales.

In the Doctor Who episode The Waters of Mars (2009) the
Tenth Doctor visits Bowie Base One on November 21st 2059
and the National Botanic Garden was used as the filming
location for Biodome 1. In Doctor Who Confidential, it said
that scriptwriter Russell T Davies had the Botanic Garden in
mind when he wrote the story.

The Botanic Garden is in Carmarthenshire. This is the most
visited garden in Wales and was opened in May 2000, the
first botanic garden of the new millennium and it is built on
parkland dating back 400 years. When I arrived I walked
through the Broadwalk to The Rock of Ages which tells the
story of 300 million years of Welsh geology. I found a rock from Silurian times. In Doctor
Who we learnt that the Silurians are lizard like creatures that have lived on earth since pre-
historic times -longer than us humans. This rock was 431 million years old!

Next I went into The Great Glasshouse aka Bowie Base
One’s Biodome 1. This is the world’s largest single span
glasshouse and is based on the shape of a raindrop. It has
an amazing indoor display of Mediterranean climate plants
and protects and conserves many endangered plants.
These plants come from six areas of the world - California,
Australia, the Canary Islands, Chile, South Africa and the
Mediterranean Basin and it feels like you are travelling the
world in Wales! It was sweltering inside the dome, a lot
warmer than the Welsh climate.

In The Waters of Mars the Tenth Doctor meets the first human colonists of Mars, led by
Captain Adelaide Brooke. I found out that the glasshouse is the same climate as Adelaide,
one of two places in Australia that has a Mediterranean climate. I wonder if that is how
Russell T Davies came up with her name?

I really enjoyed my time at the National Botanic Garden of Wales, it was a fantastic way
to spend a relaxing day. I didn’t see The Waters of Mars but I did find a lovely indoor
waterfall, complete with fish. I missed out on seeing a Ghost Forest - so if I ever get the
chance to go again that is the first thing I will do!

If you would like to read about my other Doctor Who adventures please check out my blog.
Thanks for reading, goodbye!

Tom Project Indigo --

On a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting
and desperately waving his hands.

A passenger asks the captain, “Who is that man, and why is he so upset?”
“I’ve no idea,” the captain says, “but every year when we pass by, he goes nuts.”

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Mount Pleasant Townswomens Afternoon Guild

We meet in the Bradpole Road Community Centre at 2pm on the 1st Wednesday of every
month for a social afternoon, when we have different activities including a speaker, and

we welcome visitors who we hope may join us and become members of TG.

Our other activities include Trampers & Eaters (when we visit nearby places of interest
and end up with lunch), skittles, a music afternoon (all sorts) and a Social Studies
afternoon when we reminisce and discuss any current subjects of interest.

Charminster Afternoon Townswomens Guild

Trinity URC Hall, Sutton Road
Next meeting > 2pm Tuesday 23rd October

Come and meet us and make new friends,
and find new interests!

Further details from our secretary,
Margaret, on 01202 512543

St Albans Garden Club
St Albans Church Lounge

Next meeting > 2pm Monday 15th October
Guest Speaker - Tom Bennett

Kingfisher Barn & The Stour Valley

Further details from Margaret, Tel: 01202 512543

A warm and friendly welcome awaits you at our new morning group at
Moordown Community Centre, Coronation Avenue.

Invite you to join us from 10.00am until 12 noon on the third Tuesday of each month.

We have interesting talks and activities and you will be part of our
National Townswomen’s Guild which organises outings and group events throughout the year

Further information from
Ann: 07971 729816 or Maria: 01202 523938

Contact The Elderly

Are you elderly and alone? No family in the area?
Would you like to have an afternoon out for a warm welcome at one of our

friendly volunteer host & hostesses homes over a cuppa?
Our volunteer drivers will collect you and take you home on a Sunday

afternoon to a local house where you will meet other visitors.
For more information please contact
Carolyn Dennis 01202 424482

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Lawn Mowing • Garden Tidy Up • Turfing
Hedge Trimming • Lawn Treatment

Mulching • Waste Removal & Disposal


Pressure Washing (Driveway & Patio etc.)
Painting & Decorating • Fence Repairs

Deck Repairs & Treatment • Shed Repairs
& Removal • Waste Removal & Disposal


For urgent jobs, one-offs, or regular fixed price service call

01202 805 375



Stockists of:-

Large selection of Patterns,
Needles and Accessories
Baby Clothes, Shawls and
Blankets Knitted to order
Shop 1, 1a Cardigan Road
(road opposite Poundland)

Winton BH9 1BJ

01202 512106
Delivery Service available
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Carpentry & Building

Kitchen Fitting General Building
Fitted Wardrobes
& Cupboards Bricklaying & Plastering
Door Hanging,
Architrave & Skirting General Maintenance

Fencing, Decking, Sheds

1st and 2nd Fix

No Job too Small • References Available • Fully Insured • Free Estimates

Brian Stephens

Tel: 01202 525 445 Mob: 07921 525 424
[email protected]

26 Green Road Bournemouth BH9 1EA

How to Play

Fill in the grid so that every
row, every column,
and every 3x3 box
contains the digits
1 through 9,
with no repetition!


You solve the puzzle with
reasoning and logic,

there’s no maths involved
and no adding up.
It’s challenging.
It’s addictive!
It’s fun.

(Solution on page 44)

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“Your Child’s Foot Care”

It’s back to school time and it’s important to be
prepared. The usual stuff like buying new uniforms,
stationery and books etc is behind us now, but it’s
also important to check your children’s feet. This
article is not meant to scare you, but to provide
some hints and tips for what to watch out for.
As any parent knows, children tend to catch more
colds as their immune system builds up, but they
are also more likely to catch verrucas and fungal
infections such as Athlete’s foot.

Verrucae and fungal infections are incredibly easy
to catch, especially from changing rooms in swimming pools. Verrucae do occasionally disappear
by themselves but generally they require treatment. Verrucae present themselves as a small lesion
with tiny black dots but if left untreated, they can develop into clusters. At A.H.Parfitt, we offer
three different forms of treatment. The standard treatment is a salicylic acid paste where we
remove layers of skin until the verruca is gone. The second treatment available is low level laser
therapy. This is painless and involves coming in once a week for up to 6 weeks. The laser works by
pulsing the verruca virus, destroying the verruca. Finally, the most aggressive treatment available
is cryosurgery. This involves using liquid nitrogen to freeze the verruca. However, this can be
extremely painful and is not recommended for children.

Something else that is very easy to catch from
communal changing areas is Athlete’s foot, also
known as tinea pedis. It usually presents as flaky
and scaly skin which is very itchy. It most commonly
manifests itself between the toes but can be found in
other areas of the foot. We have a few creams in store
which we can offer to help treat this condition, but
as usual, prevention is the best cure. Tinea pedis can
be prevented in much the same way as verrucae, by
avoiding walking barefoot and keeping your feet dry.

We are always happy to hear from you here at A.H.
Parfitt, so do not hesitate to give us a ring if you have a
query or would like to make an appointment.


Tel: 01202 528942

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‘Your local family run Estate & Letting Agent’

With over 50 years combined experience we here at Quinn & Co know the
property market like the back of our hand and have had the opportunity to

assist hundreds of Bournemouth residents with their property sale,
purchase and property management.

Property Sales
Lettings Management

Financial Services

10% off

off our standard agency fee with the code ‘local10’


413 - 415 Charminster Road, Bournemouth, BH8 9QT
Telephone: 01202 512299 Email: [email protected]

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14 Did you know....

To book & order supper: The longest muscle in the human body
is the sartorius. This narrow muscle of
Phone: 0844 963 2417(local rate) the thigh passes obliquely across the
front of the thigh and helps rotate the
The Lions Club of Bournemouth leg to the position assumed in sitting
cross-legged. Its name is a derivation of
the adjective “sartorial,” a reference to
what was the traditional cross-legged
position of tailors (or “sartors”) at work.
The only bone in the human body not

connected to another is the hyoid, a
V-shaped bone located at the base of
the tongue between the mandible and
the voice box. Its function is to support

the tongue and its muscles.
Laughing lowers levels of stress

hormones and strengthens the immune
system. Six year olds laugh an average

of 300 times a day, though sadly, laughs
for adults are more in the region of 15
to 100 times a day, but then we don’t get

tickled as often!

Just Good Friends

Just Good Friends is ideal if you are seeking a travel partner or someone to attend sporting or social
events with you. You can place an advertisement on the Just Good Friends website and there is


If you are interested in social activities there is Table of Eight.
The idea is to meet for lunch or dinner at restaurants and bars in Bournemouth.

Also coffee meet ups and Social events such as Theatre, Film, Day Trips etc.

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Friday evening. It’s a bad
one. Both of their cars are totally smashed and imobilised but luckily neither of them are really
hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says,
‘So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left,
but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the
rest of our days’. You have heard the phrase? God works in mysterious ways? “Yes indeed” the man
replies, ‘Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!’ But you’re still at fault...women
shouldn’t be allowed to drive. The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink
this wine and celebrate our good fortune.’ She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and chugs back half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The
woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, ‘Aren’t

you having any?’ The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police....’
Men Remember.. DONT mess with women!

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Zoe Bellamy

BSc.Pod.Med - M.Inst. Ch.Pod

Chiropodist / Podiatrist


Home Visitors SERVICE

Bournemouth Area For total footcare please call

Tailored to you and your dogs needs, we 01202 309932
provide a bespoke dog walking and care
service. For your peace of mind, we have 24 HOUR ANSWERING SERVICE
had years of experience with dogs and
are also fully insured.

Tel: 01202 468978
Mbl: 07775 905263
Email: [email protected]

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Derek J.Rolls

Independent Estate Agents & Valuers

Top Tips For Selling Your House

First Impression – This can be make or break. If a potential purchaser is put off before
the entering the front door then it’s over before its begun. Take a look at the outside of
your home as a stranger might see it. It might be winter and very wet but for a small
sum or some time and energy you could tidy the garden, paint your front door and get
a sale.

Tidy – Be obsessive about this, as it is a make or break to a prospective client. Our
advice is to have a seriously good clear out before you put the house on the market
– even if you bundle up your prized possessions and take them off site. Prospective
buyers want to see clean lines and uncluttered work surfaces that create a feeling of

Clean – Fresh, sparkling and inviting would be perfect. Hard to achieve when you
have an active life with pets and children, but the cleaner your house is the easier it is
to sell. If you cant face the task we can put you in touch with someone who will provide
a full deep clean for your home.

Bathrooms – Generally we don’t advise sellers to refit a bathroom prior to sale –
unless it is really ghastly. Do the obvious instead – re-grout, re-silicon, fluffy towels,
pleasant scent, clean and spotless please.

Kitchen – Spare a thought for the poor estate agent as you dash out of the house
without loading the dishwasher! We want to take pride in your house when we show
clients around and leftover breakfast is not the first thing they want to see as they enter
the kitchen.

Brief the agent – The more we are prepared to answer questions about your house
the easier it will be to sell it and allay any fears that prospective buyers may have.
As an estate agent we dislike not having the answers. And we particularly dislike not
knowing how your gadgetry works so please do show us how to use the iPad entry
system, the drop down cinema and the fancy lighting system. If we make it look easy
the clients will love it. If we don’t know how it works, then they won’t.

Odour – It may seem trivial but the aroma of your house is really very important when
you are selling. A simple diffuser discretely hidden in the hall could do the trick. Some
people proffer the advice of coffee and home baked bread but be realistic. It could
take a few weeks to sell your home and you cannot be there ready to turn on the bread
maker at the drop of a hat.

Animals – People’s pets are much loved by the owner but very often just the owner
and not necessarily the person that is going to buy the house. Pets also can have quite
a strong odour, not to mention the litter trays, food bowls and clutter that goes with
having an animal in the house. Try to keep pet evidence to a minimum.

01202 525778
958 Wimborne Rd, Bournemouth BH9 2DG

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Derek J.Rolls

Independent Estate Agents & Valuers

Local Estate Agents Dealing With
Local Property Sales & Purchases

SOLD We have over 50 years of
combined knowledge and
experience in selling homes
in the area so truly do know what
your property should be worth

in todays market.

We work closely with our SOLD
clients and their solicitors to
assist in the smooth sale and

purchase of their homes.

SOLD Please call us on

01202 525778

or email:
offi[email protected]
for a free market valuation.

01202 525778

958 Wimborne Rd, Bournemouth BH9 2DG

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Expert Advice with a Friendly Face

Gales Solicitors merges with Robert Wrynne Solicitors in Tuckton

Gales Solicitors, the family law firm based in Winton, has announced its merger with Robert Wrynne
Solicitors in Tuckton which will now be known as Gales Solicitors incorporating Robert Wrynne
Solicitors. An official opening of the newly named Tuckton office took place and the Mayor of
Bournemouth, Councillor Derek Borthwick attended and cut the ribbon.

Gales Senior Partner Matthew Moore welcomed the team at Robert Wrynne to the Gales family and
said, “We were looking to expand in Bournemouth and were well aware of Robert Wrynne Solicitors, a
very well established and respected firm with an excellent reputation in Tuckton and the surrounding
areas. Their ethos really fits well with us. Like our business they depend heavily on recommendations for
future work and both businesses really value the communities in which we work.”

Continuing Matthew added, “We will be building on the core work of Robert Wrynne in Conveyancing,
Private Client and Family Law. We are also looking forward to offering a new service for Employment
Law and Civil Litigation. Over the next few years we hope to develop and expand the firm, building on the
hard work of Robert and his team.”

Cllr Derek Borthwick congratulated both companies on their innovative move to increase business and
wished them all the success in the future with their merger.
Robert Wrynne concluded, “We are delighted to see that this merger will maintain, and I’m sure develop
the Tuckton office. I am looking forward to continuing to work with the business in my new capacity as a

About Gales Solicitors
Gales Solicitors was established in 1948 by John Gale and has been providing legal advice to the people
of Bournemouth and the surrounding areas for 70 years.
Now located on Winton high street, Gales Solicitors continue to deliver a professional service from a
local base. Offering legal services to both individuals and business clients. The company prides itself on
offering expert advice with a friendly face.

A man was in court being sued by a woman for defamation of character. She
claimed he had called her a pig. e man was found guilty but was discharged with
a fine. After the sentencing the man asked the judge if this meant he was not allowed
to call Mrs Carter a pig. e judge told him that this was so. After a moments pause

the man then asked the judge if on the other hand he could call a pig Mrs Carter.
Bemused, the judge thought for a moment but then told the man there was no
apparent legal reason why he could not call a pig Mrs Carter. anking the judge the
man turned to leave, but paused and looking directly at Mrs Carter with a smile he

said, “Good afternoon Mrs Carter”

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01202 533997
Orders now being taken for Christmas
All your traditional Christmas meats catered for


Whole Turkeys - Locally born and bred from 5kg – 10kg

Turkey Crowns – Bone in or boned & rolled, optional bacon covering

Large Fresh Roasting Chickens 1.9kg- 4kg

Gressingham / Barbury Ducks 1.2kg - 2.8kg

Gressingham Geese 4kg – 5kg BEEF

Whole Ribs of Beef & Whole Sirloins -

Bone in or boned & rolled

or French Trim / Carvery Style

Traditional Topside, a true Christmas Special

Whole Fillet of Beef – Larder Trimmed to your



Leg of Pork - Bone in or boneless

Loin of Pork - Boned & rolled & scored (Christmas Treat)

Shoulder of Pork - Bone in or boned & rolled


Racks of lamb – French Trimmed
Whole or half leg – locally born & bred

GAMMONS & HAMS– Various sizes
CHRISTMAS HAMPERS - Starting from £20 – see in store for details


Homemade sausages – Traditional, Pork & Leek & various flavours
Chipolatas – Plain pork, Cranberry, Pork & Leek

Pigs in Blankets, a family favourite - See in store for more Christmas specials
Sausage meat – Traditional, Pork & Leek


(Opposite Esso garage, lower Charminster)

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Hi I’m Daisy a 7 year old Collie, I love to meet new people and have an ear
rub but am not so keen on meeting new dogs. In an ideal world I would love
my forever home to be all about me. I don’t want to share my new family with

any other pets please. I am currently undergoing some lead training and
doing very well. This would need to be continued.
All this makes me sound needy but I’m not really.

I just want to be settled in my forever home. Are you that special family?
For more information on Daisy contact us on 01202 875000,

e-mail: [email protected] or visit our website

Waggy Tails Rescue are holding their Autumn Fair on Saturday 20th October at the Barrington
Centre, Pennys Walk, Ferndown. We will be opening our doors at 10am so come along and start

your Christmas shopping. We will have our own Christmas Cards and Calenders on sale.

Waggy Tails Rescue is a registered charity in Dorset;
We rescue and rehome dogs that have been abandoned, neglected or otherwise in need

of a new home. We also find homes for other small furries that may be in our care.
To find out more contact us on the number above or send donations or letters to:

Waggy Tails Rescue, Helens House,
143 Magna Rd, Canford Magna
Wimborne, BH21 3AW

“Bourne2Sing” Male Voice Choir

The Choir sings at a variety of local venues for Chari�es and Good Causes and since it’s incep�on
on the 4th February 2013 has raised in excess of £22,000. Our ethos is to have fun from music
by singing tunes that are familiar and pleasing for our audiences.
”Bourne2Sing” has grown hugely in popularity and our success can be gauged from the
con�nued number of repeat bookings that we receive.
Performances are given in two segments and presented by a Compere
with a Guest Ar�ste solo spot in each half of the Concert.

Future Concerts are: (All Performances commence 7.30pm)
13th October: St John’s Church, Broadstone BH18 8AR

In Aid Of Fund Raising For The Church
17th November: Lady St Mary Church, Wareham BH20 4ND

In Aid Of Fund Raising For “The Mayor Of Wareham’s Charity”

The joy of Desrt Island Discs is hearing the great and good of society pretending to love
Beethoven’s “Ode To Joy” and Debussy’s Second Symphony when we all know the minute they are
through the front door they’re dancing in their pants to “It’s Raining Men” by The Waether Girls.

Stephen Fry - Radio 4

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Experienced, Honest and Reliable Multi-Skilled Handyman

Inside Outside

 Carpentry  Decking
 Plumbing  Patios
 Plastering  Gardening
 Tiling  Pressure Washing
 Painting and Decorating

Available for full or half day hire to catch up with all the little jobs you have
been meaning to do.

Phone David McDonald for free no obligation quote 07951738446 or e mail
[email protected]

Numerous references available.

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Carpet Rugs Wood
Laminate Vinyl
Carpet Tiles
Luxury Vinyl Tiles
Commercial Flooring

Visit our new Karndean flooring showroom

01202 524052
39/41 Charminster Avenue, Bournemouth. BH9 1RR

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01202 530 500

922 Wimborne Road

Eye Examinations RCoInowcnloatranpcdotRrLaoetbinnesgertss
Complete Spectacles in association with
Diabetic Eye Screening
Hearing Assessments
Hearing Healthcare Service

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Pies, Pasties, Savouries & More
Vegetarian & Vegan Pies also Available

Call: 07826 347640
Email: [email protected]

872 Christchurch Road, Pokesdown, BH7 6DJ


Fridays 7.00pm to 8.00pm
Beginners to Improvers Welcome

Strenghten Your Core
Moordown Community Centre
Coronation Avenue, BH9 1TW

Nia Fusion Dance

Movement is life - come and be energised
Have fun and improve your fitness and health
Mondays 7.00pm to 8.00pm (except 4th Monday)
Hammond Academy, 16 Wycliffe Road. Winton BH9 1JP

For more information on either or both of the above contact

Jan: 01202 391468

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Call 07790 654729
Email [email protected]


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Travel Feature -

Summer has finished - try Autumn 2018 ...
By Mags Addison
If like me, you hate the shorter days coming on – and are looking to
extend your summer, there is a host of options to choose. But, where do
you go? Rule of thumb is that long haul, or far flung, is best to keep
winter at bay. Or is it?
A word of advice - be careful as some places further away in the world
are either not in season yet, or it may be still the hurricane or typhoon
season. Every far-flung destination is different, so don’t assume it will be
hot and dry, do check and make sure. For example: Malaysia has distinct
differences. The rainy season on the East Coast is between November and February, but the wettest
months on the West Coast are April to October, which are the driest months on the East Coast.
As with the winter months, it depends how you define your `sunshine holiday’. People have very
different expectations on this. If you want 30 plus degrees – and constant sunbathing and swimming,
then yes, you are going to have to travel further, and research where the best destinations are to give
you the temperatures you want.
However, if you want warm, sunny, pleasant days without the intense heat of summer, then there are
plenty of sunshine spots still in Europe and the Mediterranean.
Cyprus – is warm and sunny until December.
Malta - enjoys a mild climate also.
Crete - is further down in the Med than some Greek islands, so is usually enjoying sunny weather into
Turkey - the weather is still warm.
Canaries – a lovely time to go. Tenerife in November and December can be very nice.
Majorca – I’ve been in the autumn and gone swimming.
As with anywhere, though, nothing `weather wise’ is written in stone, especially with global warming.
However, I think you could say that it’s generally going to be warmer in Madrid than Manchester in late
Cities like Seville, Madrid, Barcelona, Athens, Venice, Florence, Rome, Dubrovnik – can be wonderful in
the early autumn months. If you want to sightsee, its best to do it in comfort – and hopefully with less
tourists clogging up everywhere and pushing up the high season prices. Enjoy the natural beauties of
these cities, without the crowds and intense heat.
Maybe instead - you’d prefer to experience the brilliant autumn colours around the world – after all,
the fall is a rich season to enjoy in many places. The USA
and Canada come into mind for leaf peeping. While New
England is the usual choice, the foliage in New York is also
amazing in the Fall. The autumn foliage blazes into colour in
places like Kyoto in Japan during autumn.
Yet, the parks in Tokyo can be spectacular as well.
Closers to home, try: The Moselle Valley in Germany. Prague
in Czechoslovakia. Finland. Scotland. And many more!
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The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the
beautiful car and says to the driver, ‘’You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please
let me?’’ The driver is understandably hesistant and says, ‘’I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’m
supposed to do that.’’ But the pope persists, ‘’Please?’’ The driver finally lets up. ‘’Oh, all right,
I can’t really say no to the pope.’’ So the pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon!
He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over.
The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young

officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: ‘’Chief, I have a problem.’’ Chief: ‘’What sort of problem?’’ Cop: ‘’Well, you see, I pulled

over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it’s someone really important.’’
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Chief: ‘’Important like the governor?’’ Cop: ‘’Wayyyyyy more important than that.’’
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Brain Power

1: What number should go in place of the question mark?

2: After a local bank job, six suspects were being interviewed.
Police know that exactly four of them told one lie each and all of the other

statements are true. Can you tell who committed the crime?
Muscles said: It wasn’t Knuckles. It wasn’t Shifty. It wasn’t Slippery.
Knuckles said: It wasn’t Muscles. It wasn’t Gnosher. It wasn’t Slippery.
Gnosher said: It wasn’t Knuckles. It wasn’t Fingers. It wasn’t Slippery.
Shifty said: It wasn’t Muscles. It wasn’t Fingers. It wasn’t Gnosher.
Slippery said: It wasn’t Gnosher. It wasn’t Shifty. It wasn’t Fingers.

Fingers said: It wasn’t Gnosher. It wasn’t Shifty. It wasn’t Muscles.

3: Kevin, Liam, Martin, Nick, Oscar, Paul, Rob, Saul, and Tim are nine students
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Looking at the buildings from the road, they are numbered left to right 24, 26 &

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3. Oscar lives in number 28 and one floor higher than Paul.

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There is no beating the taste of truly fresh
fruit and veg especially, when it’s yours!

October / November - Gardeners Tips

I suspect there has been a lot of premature leaf fall due to the dry summer.
If you can collect them, do so although they do take 2 – 3 years to rot down for use as a mulch. (Leaf
Mould my mother used to call it.) Whilst you’re doing this you could start a new compost heap. Wooden
pallets make for a great compost bin and most builders’ merchants are happy to give them away. I get
mine from Travis Perkins on Wallisdown Road.
Any way there is loads to do to get both the garden or plot ready for winter and start a few things off for
next year.
• This month may be the last time you cut the lawn this year. So set the blades one step higher than for
summer cutting. This will protect the grass from potential frost damage.
• Clear & clean up as much as you can but not all at the same time. Greenhouses, ponds, water butts,
gutters and where you have been throwing things behind the shed. If you have wooden garden furniture
but no inside storage you will need to provide some winter cover.
• If you have not cleaned your flower pots then do that now too. The terra cotta ones that are not frost
proof will need to be brought indoors.
• If you like winter colour and perfume in your home, now is a good time
to plant some Hyacinth bulbs. Do ensure you only buy ‘Prepared Bulbs’
plant them early in the month and you should have a great show around
• At North Bournemouth Allotments we have an annual biggest Pumpkin
Competition. So if you have been growing them, now is the time to harvest in
time for Halloween along with any other squashes you have been growing .

Wrap up when out in the garden or allotment. November can have some chilly days. The good news is
you will not be outside too long at this time of year.
Before it gets too cold, and the ground still has some warmth hedging and shrubs should root readily
even though the air feels cold to us.
1. This will definitely be your last chance to plant Spring flowering bulbs but it is the best time to pot up
or plant out some Tulip bulbs for next Spring.
2. Sow Sweet Peas either under glass in an unheated greenhouse or under a cloche. Do remember to
chit them first for improved results. My wife puts the seeds on a damp kitchen towel in a takeaway tray,
cover with another sheet of paper and put them in the airing cupboard until the first little root appears
before sowing.
3. Keep clearing any leaf fall, especially from ponds and lawns.
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Pupils put new SafeWise tours to the test

mouth Local charity SafeWise has joined forces with St Mary’s Primary School
in Wareham and Damory coaches to help develop new Junior Citizen tours
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St Mary’s is the last of five Dorset schools to trial and feedback on the new tours, which focus on

equipping children aged five to 11 with skills for life, at SafeWise centres in Bournemouth and Weymouth.

Year two pupils spent four hours at SafeWise Bournemouth’s indoor safety village testing out a range of

interactive scenarios based around fire, road and water safety plus healthy choices, online safety, journey

planning, first aid and more.

SafeWise Bournemouth Manager Elise St.Hill said: “I’d like to thank all the schools which have visited

to test out our new Junior Citizen programme, they have provided invaluable feedback which we will use

to fine tune the tours. “The Junior Citizen schools programme aims to provide realistic and immersive

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