The Local Eye - Issue 146 - December 2017

The DECEMBER

Local EyeIssue 2017

146 Advertising For Local Businesses, Trades
and Community Information...

CHRISTOUGENNIATIKOPHOBIA...

Let help with your festive worries

GET THE PC UPGRADE BUNDLE OFFER AVAILABLE
1st Nov 2017 to 31 Dec 2017
CPU, M/Board & RAM for £445 inc VAT

OR THE ASUS CERBERUS GAMING BUNDLE OFFER AVAILABLE
Keyboard, Headset, Mouse & Pad for £94.99 inc VAT 1st Nov 2017 to 31 Dec 2017

AND 12% off labour charges including custom builds OFFER AVAILABLE
1st Nov 2017 to 31 Dec 2017

Local, knowledgeable and affordable. All backed up with fantastic service!

CHRISTMAS EZ Computer Repair Centre
OPENING TIMES
606 Wimborne Road • Winton • Bournemouth • BH9 2EN
Monday - Friday 9:00am - 7:00pm
Saturday 9:30am - 5:00pm Tel: 01202 267267 & 01202 268268
Email: [email protected]
Sunday & Public Holidays CLOSED
www.facebook.com/EzComputersRepairCentre/

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D Specialists in the following:
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N *Ballroom

C *Latin

E *Junior Street
*Ballet & Modern
D *1st Wedding Dance
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N *Adults

C *Juniors

E *Tiny Tots

D ANGLO DANCE STUDIOS
A 93a Chatsworth Road
N Bournemouth BH8 8SN
C Tel: 01202 514551
E www.anglodance.co.uk

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Nu Staff are a family run business, we are local, reliable and dependable.
We have over 48 years of experience providing care in the community

Nu Staff believe continuity of care is extremely important, we recognise
how intrusive our job can be on the individuals for which we provide care.

All our staff are PROUD TO say they CARE being both
friendly and approachable.

We ensure our carer’s receive the best training and support to deliver
the care you rightly demand.

Nu Staff fully support Bournemouth Borough Councils
PROUD TO CARE initiative.

01202 292870

Our services include:

• Assistance with personal care
• Help with medication
• Meal preparation
• Light domestic duties
• Laundry
• Waking or sleeping nights
• Companionship and outings
• Respite sits

Visit times can range from 15 minutes right up to 24 hours a day
We provide care in the Bournemouth and Poole areas, if you or a loved one need
support please give us a call to discuss your requirements or we can arrange for a

member of the team to come and meet with you in your own home

www.nustaffimageplan.co.uk

602 Wimborne Road Winton Bournemouth BH9 2EN

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Welcome to the December issue of e Local Eye

is magazine is delivered free to an alternating selection of around
13,000 homes and businesses in Bournemouth, mainly through the
Charminster, Queens Park, Moordown, Ensbury Park, Redhill, Winton,

Muscliffe & Strouden Park districts.
It can also be picked up from:

e Bournemouth Life Centre in Moordown, Mike Stokes Tyres and
Johns Fish & Chips in Moordown, KwikFit Castle Lane,
AH Parfitt - Chiropodist/Podiatrist in Winton, and Charminster &
Winton libraries, Moordown Community Centre,
as well as several laundrettes in Charminster, Moordown & Winton.
More information on rates and ad copy submission as well as online
copies of the current and previous issues can be found on the website.

A big thank you to all the businesses and readers that make this
magazine the success it has been for over 13 years.

May I take this opportunity to wish you all a Very Merry Christmas and
a Happy, Healthy & Prosperous New Year!

01202 255485 / 08000 430485
07801 474788

[email protected]
www.thelocaleye.com

Many thanks for all your support,
Chris

The Moordown Traders Association are an enthusiastic group of business
owners from the Moordown community who have come together to promote

local trade and raise the profile of Moordown as a shopping and business
destination, to support local traders and enhance local businesses.

We meet regularly, work voluntarily and liaise closely with the Bournemouth
Chamber of Trade & Commerce (BCTC), Bournemouth Council, elected

Members and local media to ensure that the Moordown trading district is
represented in a positive light.

The Moordown Traders Association meet monthly between 6pm-8pm
upstairs at the Moordown Conservative Club in Balfour Road.

All Moordown traders & businesses are welcome.
Come along, air your views and meet other local business people.
Drinks available at the bar and sandwiches are provided for the peckish.

Next meeting date is:
Tuesday 19th December / Tuesday 15th January 2018

For more information visit: www.more2moordown.com

Every effort has been made to ensure that the information contained within this publication was correct at the time of going to print. We
cannot be held responsible for any inaccuracies in advertisements, editorials or features nor for any consequences arising from these. We are
not to be held responsible for any errors, loss or damage to copy in printing. The Local Eye does not officially endorse any advertising material
included within this publication. It is the advertisers responsibility to ensure conformity with laws and/or acts relating to Trade Descriptions,
Sex Discrimination, Consumer Credit, Copyright etc. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in any retrieval systems or
transmitted in any form - electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise - without the prior permission of the publisher. The use
of this publication for canvassing, direct marketing or any other activity apart from sourcing local goods and services, is strictly prohibited.

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Project Indigo

One boy’s adventure through time and space!

Hi, I’m Tom, a local Doctor Who blogger & I write about my adventures online at

anadventurethroughtimeandspace.com

Project Indigo is my blog where I travel the world visiting
people and places associated with Doctor Who. Today I
have taken my TARDIS to the Netherlands for the first time
and I am visiting the Van Gogh Museum! This museum is
dedicated to the artist Vincent Van Gogh who was featured
in the Doctor Who episode “Vincent and The Doctor”
(2010).

In this episode the Eleventh Doctor and Amy meet Vincent
in 1890, the year of his suicide. They try to help him drown
his demons but sadly his demons can swim and The Doctor is not able to change history.

I went to the Van Gogh Museum to see some of Vincent’s paintings up close and learn
more about his life. It is located on the Museumplein in Amsterdam surrounded by many
others including the Rijksmuseum and the Stedelijk Museum. It was opened in 1973 after
Vincent’s nephew gave his family’s collection to the Dutch on permanent loan.
The museum holds 200 of his paintings, over 500 of his drawings, 4 sketch books and
almost all the letters that he sent. This is the largest collection of his works in the world.

The museum is very modern. I entered through a glass foyer and saw the museum has
two parts - the main collection and an exhibition wing. The first thing I saw was that the
museum is ‘blind friendly’ with an interactive painting of “Sunflowers” which you can touch
to feel Van Gogh’s brushstrokes, smell the scent of the sunflowers and even listen to. This
enables everyone to feel and experience Vincent.

The collection covers from 1880 - 1890. This may not seem long
but in his short life as an artist he created about 2,100 artworks,
including around 860 oil paintings, most of them in the last two
years of his life. The most famous paintings are The Potato Eaters
(1885) and Sunflowers (1889), with one of my favourites being
Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette (1886). Over 2 million
visitors come to the museum every year from all over the globe.
In the episode The Doctor took Vincent to the Musée D’Orsay to
see how much his work has been appreciated over the years. I
wish Vincent really had gone in a TARDIS so that he could come
to this museum and learn that he became known as one of the
greatest men that ever lived!

I hope you have enjoyed learning about the Van Gogh Museum. If you would like to read
about my other Doctor Who adventures please check out my blog. Thanks for reading,
goodbye!

Tom Project Indigo -- anadventurethroughtimeandspace.com

A policeman was visiting Winton Primary School when he was interrupted by a six year old
girl. She looked up and down at his uniform and asked, “Are you a proper policeman?”

“Yes, I am,” he said. “My mother told me that if I ever needed help I should ask a policeman.
Is that right,” the girl asked. “Yes it is,” said the policeman.

The girl extended her foot to the policeman and said, “OK, then, would you tie my shoe?”

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8 Zoe Bellamy

WINTON WOOL SHOP BSc.Pod.Med - M.Inst. Ch.Pod

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Delivery Service available

Ferndown Parkinson Support Group

If you have Parkinson or recently been diagnosed, you may feel, shocked bewildered and alone. You
are NOT alone. By being part of the Ferndown and District Support Group you will uncover a very
friendly welcoming group of people who understand how you feel and can offer support and access
to research into Parkinsons and a wide range of support networks.
Many people newly diagnosed with Parkinson feel they do not want to mix with people who have the
disease, something we at Parkinson UK understand. However do not feel alone, when you feel the
time is right we at Ferndown would be pleased to welcome you and your family.

FACT FILE

How much does 12 months’ membership cost.? £4 in the UK
There are 350 local groups in the UK.

The Ferndown and District Group covers Ferndown, Verwood, Wimborne and surrounding areas
Monthly activities at Ferndown Group include regular meetings on the 3rd Thursday of the month

at St Marys Church, Ferndown.
Monthly lunches at Cobhams Sports Club and Coffee mornings at Haskins Garden Centre.

We also offer weekly Physio classes and a Singing Group.

For further information please contact:
Peter Pretlove. Support Group Co-ordinater on 01202-848580.

A mother was struggling to get the ketchup out of the bottle for her daughters chips when
the phone rang. She asked her four year old daughter to answer it. She heard her daughter say,

“Mommy can’t come to the phone. She’s hitting the bottle.”

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For urgent jobs, one offs, or
regular fixed price service call:

01202 805 375

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Stephens

Carpentry & Building

Kitchen Fitting General Building
Renovations
Fitted Wardrobes
& Cupboards Bricklaying & Plastering
Patios
Door Hanging,
Architrave & Skirting General Maintenance

Fencing, Decking, Sheds

1st and 2nd Fix

No Job too Small • References Available • Fully Insured • Free Estimates

Brian Stephens

Tel: 01202 525 445 Mob: 07921 525 424
[email protected] www.stephensbuilding.co.uk

26 Green Road Bournemouth BH9 1EA

SUDOKU
How to Play

Fill in the grid so that every
row, every column,
and every 3x3 box
contains the digits
1 through 9,
with no repetition!

Simples!

You solve the puzzle with
reasoning and logic,

there’s no maths involved
and no adding up.
It’s challenging.
It’s addictive!
It’s fun.

(Solution on page 44)

What nationality is Father Christmas? North Polish!
Who is Father Christmas’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley

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LFB MEATS

01202 533997
www.lfbmeats.com
Orders now being taken for Christmas
All your traditional Christmas meats catered for

POULTRY

Whole Turkeys - Locally born and bred from 5kg – 10kg

Turkey Crowns – Bone in or boned & rolled, optional bacon covering

Large Fresh Roasting Chickens 1.9kg- 4kg

Gressingham / Barbury Ducks 1.2kg - 2.8kg

Gressingham Geese 4kg – 5kg BEEF

Whole Ribs of Beef & Whole Sirloins -

Bone in or boned & rolled

or French Trim / Carvery Style

Traditional Topside, a true Christmas Special

Whole Fillet of Beef – Larder Trimmed to your

requirements

PORK

Leg of Pork - Bone in or boneless

Loin of Pork - Boned & rolled & scored (Christmas Treat)

Shoulder of Pork - Bone in or boned & rolled

LAMB

Racks of lamb – French Trimmed
Whole or half leg – locally born & bred

GAMMONS & HAMS– Various sizes
CHRISTMAS HAMPERS - Starting from £20 – see in store for details

SAUSAGES

Homemade sausages – Traditional, Pork & Leek & various flavours
Chipolatas – Plain pork, Cranberry, Pork & Leek

Pigs in Blankets, a family favourite - See in store for more Christmas specials
Sausage meat – Traditional, Pork & Leek

WE ARE A TRADITIONAL BUTCHERS CATERING FOR YOUR
CHRISTMAS REQUIREMENTS

349-351 CHARMINSTER ROAD, BOURNEMOUTH. BH8 9QR
(Opposite Esso garage, lower Charminster)

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Derek J.Rolls

Independent Estate Agents & Valuers

Trusted & Reliable - See what our clients have to say...

Thank you for your excellent service in selling our house.
It has been a quick and trouble free sale which was very much appreciated.
Mr & Mrs Brooks

A big thank you for the way in which you dealt with our house sale.
There was never any pressure just patience and advice.
Ann & David Sangster

Thank you for your willingness to help whenever I had any questions, forms to fill in
etc and for contacting everyone concerned regarding developments in the sale of the
property. The calm and friendly manner of all of you has been much appreciated.
Olivia Cocks

Thank you so much for your help in the selling and buying of my house. Having lived at
‘King Edward’ for over 28 years I did find the process quite difficult at times.
However what little problems or questions I had you were always there to advise me.
I will definitely recommend you.
Liz Blake

A big thank you for all the help and support. It was a hard slog but we got there in the
end. Martin, you were great and have the patience of a saint!
David & Julie

Thank you so much for going above and beyond to help us realise our dream home.
It wouldn’t have been possible without you!
Stu, Sarah & Ella

Thank you for all your hard work and tenacity to ensure we completed before our
mortgage offer expired! We are delighted with our new home.
Katy, Lee & Aaron

Our aim is to do that bit extra to ensure a trouble free
sale or purchase of your property

01202 525778
958 Wimborne Rd, Bournemouth BH9 2DG

www.derekjrolls-estateagents.co.uk

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Derek J.Rolls

Independent Estate Agents & Valuers

Local Estate Agents Dealing With
Local Property Sales & Purchases

SOLD We have over 50 years of
combined knowledge and
experience in selling homes
in the area so truly do know what
your property should be worth

in todays market.

We work closely with our SOLD
clients and their solicitors to
assist in the smooth sale and

purchase of their homes.

SOLD Please call us on

01202 525778

or email:
[email protected]
for a free market valuation.

NO SALE NO FEE. COMPETITIVE COMMISSION RATES
01202 525778

958 Wimborne Rd, Bournemouth BH9 2DG
www.derekjrolls-estateagents.co.uk

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Mount Pleasant Townswomens Afternoon Guild

We meet in the Bradpole Road Community Centre at 2pm on the 1st Wednesday of every
month for a social afternoon, when we have different activities including a speaker, and

we welcome visitors who we hope may join us and become members of TG.

Our other activities include Trampers & Eaters (when we visit nearby places of interest
and end up with lunch), skittles, a music afternoon (all sorts) and a Social Studies
afternoon when we reminisce and discuss any current subjects of interest.

Charminster Afternoon Townswomens Guild

Trinity URC Hall, Sutton Road - 2pm Tuesday 12th December
Christmas Party!

Come and meet us and make new friends, and find new interests!

Further details from our secretary, Margaret, on 01202 512543

Redhill
Townswomens Guild

Hillview School, Hillview Road
7pm every 2nd & 4th Tuesday of each month.

We have a wide range of speakers and different social sections, choir,
craft group and a reading group.

This friendly group of ladies always welcome visitors and new members so
come along for a chat.

For more information please call: 01202 240815

Mike was a thoughtful husband. He wanted to give his wife something special for
Christmas just weeks away. As he sat on the edge of the bed, he watched his wife turning
back and forth and looking at herself in the mirror. “Julie,” he said, “What would you like for
Christmas?” His wife continued to look at herself and said, “I’d like to be eight again.”
Mike knew just what to do. On the big day, he got up early and made his wife a bowl of
Frosties. Then he took her to Poole Park to ride on the Father Christmas train, and feed the
reindeer. Then they went to Bournemouth gardens and played Crazy Golf.. Next it was a
Disney film with popcorn and coke. Then on the way home they stopped at Sprinkles for a giant

chocolate and caramel ice-cream sundae.
As Julie wobbled into the house that evening and flopped on the bed, Mike asked her,

“Well, darling, what was it like to be eight again?”
Julie looked up at him. Her expression changed. She said, “I meant my dress size!”

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Two elderly ladies had been friends since their 30s. Now in their 80s, they still got together each

week to play bingo. One evening one of them said, “You know, we’ve been friends for many
years and, please don’t get mad, but for the life of me, I can’t remember your name. Please tell
me what it is.” Her friend glared at her. She continued to glare and stare at her for at least three

minutes. Finally, she said, “How soon do you need to know?”

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Are you struggling with the costs of private vet care?
We offer affordable veterinary services for your pets

Consultations £15 Boosters from £22
Neutering from £30 for cats, £51 for dogs

You could be eligible if:
• Your household has a low income
• You are a pensioner
• You receive means tested benefits

For more information on how to register
Please call the clinic on 01202 526520
Monday – Friday 9.30am – 4pm

Registered Charity No. 205126

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want Picture Box
to see who’s best at his job. So they each
go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt A simple question of say what you see?
to convert it. Later they get together. The For example the first one below is?
priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read
to him from the Catechism and sprinkled GUESS
him with holy water. Next week is his first
communion.” “I found a bear by the stream,” GUESS
says the minister, “and preached God’s holy
word. The bear was so mesmerised that he let ‘Second Guess’ of course!
me baptise him.” They both look down at the
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A 92 year old man is walking through a park £25 Return 66
and finds a talking frog. He picks up the frog

and the frogs says, “If you kiss me, I will
turn into a beautiful princess and be yours
for a week.” But the old man puts the frog
in his pocket. The frog screams, “Hey if you
kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess
and make love to you for a whole month.”
The old man looks at the frog and says, “At

my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”

(Answers on page 44)

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Expert Advice with a Friendly Face

Legal Eye……Employment Law

A look at some of the questions asked by members of the public regarding their employment
relationship.

“I work in a care home, I am the only person on shift overnight although I am allowed to sleep when I am
not busy, but I only receive a fixed amount of money for this shift. Am I entitled to the National Minimum
Wage for nightshifts?”

Possibly yes, this area of law is fast changing and there have been a number of recent decisions from
the Courts to support the fact that nightshifts can attract the national minimum wage. It will depend
on the facts of each individual case, but if you are unable to leave the premises during your shift; it is
necessary for regulatory reasons for your employer to have a person on the premises and there is an
adequate degree of responsibility during the nightshift then it is possible that you may be entitled to
be paid the national minimum wage going forward and possibly for some of the nightshifts already
worked.

“I have been employed for just over a year, my employer has dismissed me but has not told me why. Can
they do this?”

The first issue to be established is to find out what the reason was for the dismissal. You have the right
within 14 days of your dismissal to request reasons for your dismissal in writing. Once you know
the reason for dismissal, it is worth considering whether the dismissal was unfair. A claim for unfair
dismissal normally requires two years continuous service, however, there are some circumstances
where the law considers dismissal of an employee with under two years’ service to be unfair. For
instance, if an employee raises an issue about health and safety in the workplace and they are
dismissed as a result, the law says that this would be automatically unfair.

“I suffer with depression and anxiety and find it difficult to tell work that I cannot attend. My employer
wants to discipline me for this, what can I do?”

If your condition affects your normal day to day activities, such as going to work, sleeping,
concentrating, socialising and that affect is more than minor, there is a possibility that you have rights
under the Equality Act. The Equality Act places a duty on employers to make reasonable adjustments
to help you carry out your contractual duties. Many people suffering with depression struggle to
keep in regular contact with their employer. Employers will often implement their sickness reporting
policies quite rigidly and employee often suffer with no pay or disciplinary proceedings as a result.
However, this is one area where it would be reasonable to make an adjustment to that reporting
procedure to help the employee and avoid disciplinary sanctions for unauthorised absence. Employees
should discuss with their HR department or line manager about making adjustments that are suitable
for both parties.

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Expert Advice with a Friendly Face

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Brain Power

1: The famous ‘Penny Black’, the world’s first postage stamp, was
introduced in England in 1840. The idea of postage stamps was a great
success and was taken up worldwide. Yet the ‘Penny Black’ was in use for
only one year before it was replaced by the ‘Penny Red’. Why?

2: There are three boxes. One is labelled “APPLES” another is labelled
“ORANGES”. The last one is labelled “APPLES AND ORANGES”. You
know that each is labelled incorrectly. You may ask me to pick one fruit
from one box which you choose. How can you label the boxes correctly?

3: There is a lightbulb (incandescent, it’s currently off) in an upstairs
room. You are downstairs, standing next to a panel of three light switches
(all of them in the off position). One of them controls the lightbulb. The
other two don’t do anything. You must figure out which switch controls
the bulb, with some restrictions.
1) You can do whatever you want to the light switches, as long as it’s
either turning them on or turning them off.
2) After fiddling with the light switches, you can go upstairs and check the
bulb.
3) You cannot see the bulb nor any light shining from it from where
you’re initially standing.
4) You cannot make multiple trips up and down the stairs.
5) The lamp is in the ceiling but you do have a ladder.
So, you fiddle with the switches, you walk upstairs and check the bulb,
and then you immediately decide which switch controls the bulb.
How do you do it?

4: Two friends decide to get together; so they start riding bikes towards

each other. They plan to meet halfway. Each is riding at 6 MPH. They live

36 miles apart. One of them has a pet carrier pigeon and it starts flying

the instant the friends start traveling. The pigeon flies back and forth at

18 MPH between the 2 friends until the friends meet.

How many miles does the pigeon travel? Answers on page 44

Bournemouth Methodist Church

Alma Road, Bournemouth. BH9 1DE

Nice, comfortable meeting rooms now available for use

at a reasonable rent
For more details contact Jean on [email protected]

What type of motorbike does Father Christmas ride?
A Holly Davidson!

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RH ROOFING
A family run local business providing a
multi disciplined roofing service for 25 years

Our services include:
Tiling ^ Slating ^ Velux
3 Layer Felt ^ Duo-Ply

Leadwork ^ Terraces
Balconies ^ Walkways

Moss removal
Emergency Repairs

From Single Tile / Slate
Replacement

To Full Re-Roofing

Competitive Rates

References Available

Residential Customers, Local Authorities, Managing Agents,
Companies, Builders, NHS Trusts

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50 Years Of Dentistry At 854 Dental Health

We recently celebrated 50 years of dentistry at 854 Dental Health. We were joined by past
colleagues, former owners and tenants of the building for a lovely reunion. *

We reminisced about our experiences since 1967 and how Moordown and our practice has
evolved. We compared old style dentistry to the modern approach of today whilst listening to
the sounds of the sixties !

We are delighted to have completed 50 years at 854 and we look forward to caring for our
existing and new patients in the future. Who knows what will be possible in 2067 but whatever
may change, we know that our good old fashioned professional values will remain.

We would like to thank all our patients for their continued support and in particular those who
have been coming here from day one. It is a privilege to have such a shared history.

As part of our ongoing celebrations we have 50% discount on new patient appointments

booked before the end of the year.

Call 01202 512967 for more information.

* With many thanks to Franco and Lewis at Affamato in Moordown for providing a great
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Travel Feature - Tale of 2 Cities - Dublin and Belfast...
By Mags Addison
I’ve been back and forth to Ireland recently, and visited both Dublin in
the Irish Republic, and Belfast in Northern Ireland. They aren’t called the
emerald isles for nothing, as both cities are traditional, and based on a
river. And brimming with Irish hospitality.
Dublin has long been a popular for a city break. It’s a busy city either side
of the River Liffey, famous for its literary heritage, and places like Trinity
College on O’Connell Street, which holds the Book of Kells. Tourists come
from all over the world to view this and the grounds of this famous grey stoned University.
Writers such as Oscar Wilde and James Joyce were born here. If you are visiting Oscar’s Wilde’s
house in Merrion Square – and fancy a stroll, then a short ten-minute walk away is an interesting statue
of the author inside nearby Merrion Park. It’s worth a visit.
Dublin is famous for Guinness – either in liquid form, or in a hearty Guinness and Beef pie. The Temple
Bar area is a huge tourist draw, full of colourful restaurants, Irish pubs, and bars – most with live music.
The atmosphere is friendly as people merrily spill from one bar to another. Even in the rain, you could
feel the atmosphere and the infectious vibe in the street. I found it quite expensive during my visit, as
the pound was weak against the Euro, but you get a warm welcome. There are flights from many UK
Airports – we flew from Southampton with Flybe – and it’s an easy shuttle into the city centre from the
airport.
Belfast by contrast is now starting to become popular on the tourist map, and with good reason.
It’s well worth considering for a short break. A city full of proud ship building and industrial history,
sitting at the month of the River Lagan. I found it pleasant to walk around with handsome Edwardian
and Victorian buildings gracing the leafy streets in the centre. A lot of growth and regeneration has
happened here, and, it’s a modern city.
Belfast’s main legacy is the large and imposing Titanic Belfast, the huge aluminum museum which is
based on a ship’s hull, and stands in the renovated dockland area. The ship was built here in the early
1900’s by Harland and Wolff, and the Titanic Quarter contains their drawing offices as well as the
Titanic slipway. This is worth seeing, and again is full of visitors from around the world. There’s a good
hop off and hop on bus service that covers this area along with other historic parts of the city. A ride
from outside of the Titanic Building into town centre told of the proud heritage of Rope Making, and
other trades in this sea port.
It has its own literary greats born in this city. Games of Thrones is shot here at the Belfast Studios. And
it’s a city of arts, and culture – Belfast’s annual culture night is in September,
when all the bars are thrown open with a genuine Irish welcome.
It’s in the UK of course, so no need to change currency, although you will
be given Irish pound notes. Again, there are regular flights around the UK,
and from Southampton.
What I liked about both cities were the people. North or South - they were
warm and friendly and made you welcome. I could see why Irish hospitality
is well known!

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The Roundhead Association

Photo Credit – © Gail Shepheard

Cannon at the ready! Aim your firelocks! Be put through your paces as you fall into step and defend YOUR town
against the Royalist army. It’s Civil War England and you’ve been recruited into the Army of Parliament. We will

train & drill you in Winter Quarters ready to take the field as the snow melts !
The Roundhead Association is recruiting across Hampshire Dorset and Wiltshire to repel the Kings men; Discover

what it takes to be a soldier, test your nerve and hear tales from the battlefield.
Contact Roger now on [email protected] to learn more - feel “Castriates”, our cannon in action !

One night Sheila went carol singing.
She knocked on the door of a house and began to sing. A man with a violin in his hand came to
the door. Within a minute tears were streaming down his face! Sheila went on singing for half an

hour, every carol she knew - and some she didn’t. As last she stopped.
‘I understand,’ she said softly. ‘You are remembering your happy childhood Christmas days.

You’re a sentimentalist!’ ‘No,’ he snivelled. ‘I’m a music lover!’
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Music Director JILLIE TREGARTH

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“Bourne2Sing”
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”Bourne2Sing” Choir are seeking Tenors and Bass singers.

For more informa�on please contact our Musical Director via e-mail:
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”Bourne2Sing” is fully booked for the remainder of 2017 with six Concerts to perform
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The Choir sings at a variety of local venues for Chari�es and Good Causes and since it’s incep�on
on the 4th February 2013 has raised in excess of £15,000. Our ethos is to have fun from music by

singing tunes that are familiar and pleasing for our audiences.
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number of repeat bookings that we receive.
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Performances are given in two segments and presented by a Compere
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FOOT PAIN IS NOT NORMAL...

We should’nt put up with painful feet. Pain is an indication that something is wrong.
Many foot problems are related to wearing incorrect footwear.

When patients complain of foot pain,
I examine their feet and listen to what
they are saying .But my eyes are always
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problem. When I express concern
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have worn this style of shoe for many
years AND THEY DON’T HURT!!”

An elderly Italian lady who’s problems
directly related to wearing ridiculous
fashion shoes was affronted when I suggested wearing trainers.
I thought she would probably not return but a year later she did wearing a trainer style
shoe I cut her nails we chatted about her family she didn’t mention any pain I didn’t
comment on her footwear.

So shoes are so important to healthy feet. It’s not just the style its how well the shoes fit.
There should be ½ an inch space beyond the longest toe and the end of the shoe. Feel
across the width of the shoe with the hand to make sure it’s not too tight. Lastly the heel
should fit in the back of the shoe and not slide up and down when walking.

I prefer a shoe with a Velcro strap or a lace up as they
give more support and they’re adjustable. Lace ups
when fastened should have a gap between the laces of
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to buy shoes in the afternoon. Shoes are so important,
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FOOT PAIN IS NOT NORMAL! SEE A PODIATRIST

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chrome this time.” “Why chrome?” the man asked.

“Well, everyone knows that there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”

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Hello, my name is Chico.
I am a 1 year old Chihuahua X and I am very active. I came into
Waggy Tails Rescue a while ago and although I’m very happy with
my foster family I would really love my own family to live with. I’m a
very affectionate boy and I love being with people but would not like
to share my humans with any other pets.
I love my walks and when I come home settle down really well, I will
need a patient active home where I will become a loyal member of
the family.

We currently have our calendars on sale featuring all our
own dogs. £5 each available from our office or our shops.

They are also available online.
Christmas is fast approaching and if you are looking for
the present for someone who has everything then please
consider sponsoring a dog. Details are on our website.

For more information on the animals in our care
please contact us on 01202 875000
e-mail: [email protected]

or visit our website www.waggytails.org.uk

WAGGY TAILS RESCUE Waggy Tails Rescue is a registered charity in Dorset;
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number above or send donations or letters to:

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How Many Dogs Do You Need to Change a Lightbulb?

Boxer: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the furniture and walls.
Old English Sheep Dog: What light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see any light bulb!
Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring I find that’s not up to standard.

Poodle: Let me just blow in the border collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes
rewiring the house, my nails should be dry.
Rottweiler: Try and make me.

Cocker Spaniel: Why bother changing it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people out of the dark, checked to
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There is no beating the taste of truly fresh
fruit and veg especially, when it’s yours!
Gardening Tips for December

December is here again, I can recall seeing Holly bushes overladen with berries back in September.
My mother always used to say it was a sign of a hard winter to come, we shall prepare for it anyway.
In the Flower garden. Cut back this year’s growth on Wisteria to or buds.
Do not be tempted to cut back your fading Hydrangeas. The new buds will be protected by them.
Do the pruning in the Spring. Clear all leaves from around Roses, those that have suffered from
Blackspot should be burned or put in landfill.
If you have Alpines or a dry bed apply extra grit around the plants. Lift and store Dahlia tubers once the
leaves turn black from frost.
On the Vegetable Plot. Time to dig over any empty vegetable areas.
Give them a good dressing over with manure or well- rotted compost and
leave it for the worms and bugs to do their job.
It is also time to enjoy those Parsnips, Leeks and especially those Brussel
Sprouts. Ensure the greenhouse is clean and fumigated to eradicate pests.
Group together any garden pots, this will provide a little extra protection.
Clear out your shed and if like me put it all back again.
In the House. Reflect on a good year of gardening whilst you tuck into
your ‘Quality Sreet’. I have been told the wrappers are cellulose so they
can be composted to ease your conscience.

A Merry Christmas from us all at North Bournemouth Allotment Society.

If you are becoming a keener gardener and you live within the Bournemouth Borough, then you
might want to put your name down for an Allotment. Call in at Cornelia Road any Saturday and

Sunday morning between 10.00 and 12.00 noon. We shall make you very welcome.

Gardening Tips for January

A few things we can be doing in the garden in January when the weather and the ground allow us.
Plan you spring planting. Select which seeds you will want. I know it hurts to throw away seed but Fresh
seed will always produce better crops.
• Pruning Gooseberries, Currents and Autumn Raspberries.
• Apply some Sulphate of Potash around the base of fruit plants.
• Winter wash your fruit trees.
• If you have stored any Dahlia tubers, check that they are not rotting and if so remove the damaged
tubers.
• Get out your hand tools and machinery, clean them up, sharpen and straighten.
Do make sure any petrol motors are lubricated and still operate.
• If you didn’t sow Broad Beans in early winter then for a quick start you
can plant them now in pots.
• Clear any plant debris from the ground and allow any frost to break up the
soil and kill off the pests.
• Plan your vegetable crop rotation so as not to grow the same crop in the
same place as last year.
• Put out clean, fresh food regularly both hanging and on the ground.
Do not leave old feed lying around it brings in unwanted wildlife.

North Bournemouth Allotment Society, Cornelia Road, BH10 4FG
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Hampshire, Wiltshire and Surrey for a wide
range of people including the elderly, the 01202 737456
infirm and those with mental health needs.
HORIZON LIVE-IN CARE
Your Horizon Live-in carer enables you to 1430a Wimborne Road,
continue to live your life in as much comfort Bournemouth BH10 7AS
and freedom as your condition allows. It [email protected]
means you can stay in your own surroundings,
maintain contact with neighbours and
retain beloved pets. Our live-in carers are
homemakers too; they are all as house proud
as the people whose homes they share and, as
well as performing day-to-day chores, provide
continual companionship and reassurance
through difficult times.

www.horizonliveincare.co.uk

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