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Https://www.freekidsbooks.org – FKB Joke Book 1 Page 2 FKB Kids Jokes 1 Joke Series Published by Red Sky Ventures Created by Zehnya Bruckert and Sascha Bruckert © Jul 2019 This work is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/3.0/ This text is free for non-commercial distribution and use. No part of this text may be reproduced for commercial use without express permission of the author. Use of this material must be attributed to: Zehnya Bruckert and Sascha Bruckert – https://freekidsbooks.org/author/zehnya-bruckert/ Contact the CREATORS at: [email protected] Or [email protected] More books like this one are available at http://www.freekidsbooks.org
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed. Https://www.freekidsbooks.org – FKB Joke Book 1 Page 3
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! Https://www.freekidsbooks.org – FKB Joke Book 1 Page 4
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8 (ate), 9 Https://www.freekidsbooks.org – FKB Joke Book 1 Page 5
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! Https://www.freekidsbooks.org – FKB Joke Book 1 Page 6
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! Https://www.freekidsbooks.org – FKB Joke Book 1 Page 7
Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her mom and dad were in a jam. Https://www.freekidsbooks.org – FKB Joke Book 1 Page 8
Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her! Https://www.freekidsbooks.org – FKB Joke Book 1 Page 9
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves! Https://www.freekidsbooks.org – FKB Joke Book 1 Page 10
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm. Https://www.freekidsbooks.org – FKB Joke Book 1 Page 11
What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon Https://www.freekidsbooks.org – FKB Joke Book 1 Page 12
What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing. Bananas can’t talk. Https://www.freekidsbooks.org – FKB Joke Book 1 Page 13
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