ROBBIE, jas : BUT KISS ME YOU/RE A STUPID, : . | ANYWAY BECAUSE ARROGANT, ada oe YOU CAN PLAY FRAUD. : GUITAR! OH, WAIT, I FORGOT SOMETHING. CES: GET MARRIED TONIGHT!
HEY, BUDDY, IT’S ME, YOU. WE GOTTA GET RID OF ROBBIE IF I % EVER WANT TO DANCE AR® WITH WENDY. © OH, NO/ THEY’RE SITTING ON THE COUCH/ I JUST HAD THE SAME JEALOUSY FANTASY. HEY, DIPPER, WE’RE GONNA GO SIT ON THE COUCH. MEET US WHEN YOU/RE DONE. op) | Ni vi WE GOTTA THINK OF SOMETHING QUICK/
BUT WHAT IF ROBBIE CATCHES ME? I‘LL BE ALL ALONE. THIS IS A FOUR DIPPER PLAN. I GOT THE SAME ONE. BUT WE’RE GONNA NEED SOME HELP. WHERE YOU COME IN, NUMBER THREE. YEAH, HE MAKES A GOOD OKAY, POINT. ONE MORE. ONE MORE CLONE.
NYANYANYA NYANYA-NAAAAA-
HEY, BUDDY, HEY... IT’S C’MON, YOU’RE NOT GONNA MAKE ME PARTNER UP WITH HIM, ARE YOU? AMAA-KieKKyyKKKKXYK-f
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PACIFICA PULLS AHEAD! OH, GRENDA, BY THE WAY, YOU SOUND LIKE A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER. I WANNA PUT HER IN A HEADLOCK AND MAKE HER FEEL PAIN/ soos, GET ME THE EIGHTIEST... TRY AND TOP THAT. IT’S NOT OVER *TIL IT’S OVER, SISTERS/ WATCH THIS/
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I’M GONNA DOA THAT WAS FOR YOU Guys!
BEING STOLEN RIGHT | NOW. DUDES, WOULD THE OWNER... --OF A SILVER AND RED DIRT BIKE PLEASE REPORT OUTSIDE?
HEY, COME BACK HERE/ NOW WE‘RE GONNA BRING IT DOWN FOR A MINUTE. AW, SNAP! I LOVE THIS SONG! OH, TOUGH BREAK! I WONDER WHO THOSE GUYS ARE THAT AREN’T ME BECAUSE I’M RIGHT HERE. LADIES, DUDES, NOW IS THE TIME.
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ALL RIGHT, DIPPERS/ GATHER ALL CLEAR ON WHAT TO
OH, MAN, I’M SO GLAD I TURNED MY HEAD. THAT DOT DOES NOT DISAPPOINT. SOOS, LOOK! A GLOWING DOT!
RIGHT, LIKE I’M GONNA FALL
THERE’S YOUR CUE. LiGS THE PERFECT MOMENT TO ASK WENDY TO DANCE. NEED LUCK, I HAVE A
ARE YOU DOING HERE? UH, IN, LIKE, EXACTLY FORTY-TWO SECONDS? WOULDN’T YOU RATHER BE OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR? IM JUST WAITING FOR THE BATHROOM.
UH, SMALL TALK, SMALL TALK, SMALL TALK. SO, HEY, LET’S SAY EVERYONE AT WHO DO | THIS PARTY GETS A pe STUCK ON WOULD BE? A DESERT ISLAND. I THINK I’D GO WITH THIS LUNATIC. SA ar be Ei a “
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YOU KNOW, KIDS USED TO MAKE FUN OF MY BIRTHMARK BEFORE I STARTED HIDING IT ALL THE TIME. THOSE ARE MY THREE BROTHERS, AND I’M...
BIRTHMARK? UH, NO/ IT’S NOTHING! I-- NO WAY, DUDE. NOW YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME/
THE BIG DIPPER! THAT’S HOW YOU GOT YOUR NICKNAME. ; HEY, I GUESS WE’RE BOTH FREAKS/ I THOUGHT YOUR PARENTS JUST HATED YOU OR SOMETHING.
HE’S GONNA GET WHAT’RE YOU DOING UP HERE? TEN HAS BEEN DISTRACTING SOOS FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES. YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT, GUYS/ I BUMPED INTO WENDY ACCIDENTALLY...
LOOK, MAYBE WE DON’T NEED THE PLAN ANYMORE, YOU KNOW? MAYBE I COULD JUST GO TALK TO HER LIKE A NORMAL PERSON? .--AND THINGS ARE ACTUALLY GOING GREAT. NOT GONNA STICK TO THE PLAN... THAT’S NICE. BUT NOT THE PLAN/ DO WE HAVE TO REMIND YOU?
--» MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T BE THE DIPPER TO DANCE WITH I THINK WE ALL KNEW WE WERE LYING. GUYS, COME ON. WE SAID WE WEREN’T GONNA TURN ON EACH OTHER.
CAN! PLUS, THERE’S SNACKS AND A COLORING BOOK IN THERE FOR YOU.
OKAY, SO NOW THAT ORIGINAL DIPPER... .-.OR “DIPPER CLASSIC,” IS NO LONGER FIT FOR IT... I’VE BEEN AROUND THE LONGEST, SO IT SHOULD BE ME, cook NOMINATE MYSELF TO DANCE WITH WENDY INSTEAD. I MEAN, LOGICALLY. LOGICALLY, GUYS.
FAIR POINT, FAIR -»- BECAUSE POINT. COUNTERPOINT: IVE BEEN AROUND MAYBE I SHOULD GET TO HER THE LEAST. DANCE WITH WENDY... NANA NAN
HEY, YOU WANT SOME CHEESE AND CRACKERS, GUYS, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE TRAPPED IN A CLOSET?
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NO, FRIENDS, HEY, YOU/ QUIT HITTING MYSELF. QUIT HITTING MYSELF. GUYS, GUYS, COME ON, IT’S ME! THAT’S NOT ME, GUYS, THAT’S NOT ME!
BACK! STAY BACK/
HOW ABOUT THAT.
PACIFICA, I JUST WANNA SAY THAT WHOEVER WINS, IT’S BEEN A SUPER FUN PARTY. ONE MORE SONG, DUDES. AND THEN IT’S TIME... FOR THE BESTOWING OF THE PARTY CROWN. IT’S GONNA BE THE... TSK. AW, IT THINKS IT’S GONNA WIN.
, ME NEITHER uw o& (a) Seu “ze x {Oy woe LL O 10) a te a =z SAY IT/ SAY I CAN DANCE WITH WENDY/
ROBBIE! HEH-HEH. SHUT UP/ | KNOW, YOU WANNA GO GRAB A COUPLE SODAS OR SOMETHING? THE PARTY CROWN VOTING COMMENCE!
GOOD LUCK, MABEL. APPLAUD TO VOTE FOR MABEL! EETZS CHECK THE APPLAUSEO-METER!
YOUR NEXT CONTESTANT: PACIFICA!
THIS HAS, LIKE, NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE, WE HAVE A WINNER.
THANK YOU, EVERYONE. THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST IS PACIFICA NORTHWEST. EVERYONE COME TO THE AFTER PARTY AT MY PARENTS’ BOAT/ WHOO-
SORRY I LET : BUT THEN, WE YOU GUYS DOWN. I = S| WOULD MISS THE UNDERSTAND IF YOU : : ) SLEEPOVER. WANNA LEAVE. 5 WE WANNA CALL OUR MOMS AND SLEEP OVER HERE WITH YOU. YOU’RE LIKE, A TOTAL Day. I HAVE ROCK STAR. pea : MAGAZINE ‘mice BOYS.
REALLY? 7GASPS YOU 6uys/ .-- BUT WE HAVE EACH OTHER. AND THAT IS PRETTY GOOD I THINK. AHEAD OF YOU, HAMBONE/ MAYBE WE DON’T HAVE AS MANY FRIENDS AS PACIFICA... SOOS/ PLAY ANOTHER SONG, THIS THING’S GOING ALL
I MEAN, SHE’S FIFTEEN, WE’RE TWELVE... YOU THINK WE EVEN HAVE A CHANCE WITH WENDY? I DON’T KNOW, MAN. I HOPE SO, BUT WE’RE MAKING ZERO PROGRESS THE WAY WE’RE DOING IT.
THE ONLY GOOD CONVERSATION YOU | HAD WITH HER WAS WHEN YOU DIDN’T DO ANY OF THAT LIST STUFF. I KNOW. MABEL WAS RIGHT, I DO GET IN MY OWN WAY. WHOAH/ P-CHOOOW...
REMEMBER WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT! HEY, AND QUIT BEING SUCH A WIMP AROUND WENDY, OKAY? YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTOOD.
DIPPER! WHERE HAVE YO BEEN?! MEET MY GIRLFRIENDS/
AH, C-COME ON/ WHAT’S WITH ALL THIS TRAFFIC? AND WHY |S IT ALL... HA, HA/ NACHO EARRINGS! I’M HILARIOUS/ --- COVERED WAGONS?