I’VE GOT THIS/ HOLD ON! HEY GUYS/ COME CHECK THIS OUT!
..-EH? AWW, BANJO POLISH/ era UH cr I STILL DON’T JUST WANTED E UNDERSTAND. ATTENTION. WORK THE BELLOWS AND THE... WHA- YOYOU?! YOU MADE THIS? W-W-WHY?
WELL, WHEN YOU GET TO BE AN OLD FELLA LIKE ME, NOBODY PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO YOU ANYMORE. WELL, FIRST I JUST HOOTENANNIED UP A BIOMECHANICAL BRAIN WAVE GENERATOR, AND THEN I LEARNED TO OPERATE A STICK-SHIFT WITH MA BEARD/ OKAY, YEAH. BUT WHY DID YOU bo IT?
IN RETROSPECT, IT SEEMS A BIT CONTRIVED. YOU JUST DON’T KNOW THE LENGTHS US OLDTIMERS GO THROUGH FOR A LITTLE QUALITY TIME WITH OUR FAMILY.
DUDE. I GUESS THE REAL LAKE MONSTER SORRY, THAT JUST LIKE--BOOM--JUST IS YOU TWO. HEH, POPPED INTO MY HEAD THERE. SO, DID YOU EVER TALK TO YOUR SON ABOUT HOW YOU FELT? NO, SIR, I GOT TO WORK STRAIGHT ON THE ROBUTS/ LIKE WHEN MY WIFE LEFT ME AND I CREATED A HOMICIDAL PTERODACTYLTRON. Ny PAL ERNIE ti WW CONSTRUCTED AN DIDN‘T COME TO ac i EIGHTy-TON SHAME-BOT | MY RETIREMENT THAT EXPLODED THE ENTIRE DOWNTOWN AREA!
WELL, TIME TO GET BACK TO WORK ON MY DEATH RAY! WELL, SO MUCH FOR THE PHOTO ANY OF YOU "1 KIDS GOTA \ SCREWDRIVER? YOU STILL HAVE ONE ROLL OF FILM LEFT. WHADDAYA WANNA DO WITH IT?
KIDS? IT THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE OFF PLAYING “SPIN THE BOTTLE” WITH SOOS/ cu ve coe ~-/ SPENT ALL DAY ~ a TRYING TO FIND A “LEGENDARY” DINOSAUR. SAVE YOUR SYMPATHY! I’VE BEEN HAVING AGREATTIME [oS WITHOUTCHA’/ : KIN’ FRIENDS, TALKIN’ TO MY REFLECTION-- I HAD A RUN-IN WITH THE LAKE POLICE/ GUESS I GOTTA WEAR THIS ANKLE BRACELET alias, om ge BUT WE REALIZED, \ fet THE ONLY DINOSAUR WE WANNA HANG \\. OUT WITH IS RIGHT ? HERE.
THERE ISN’T ROOM IN THAT BOAT FOR THREE MORE? _/ KNUCKLEHEADS EVER SEEN ME THREAD A HOOK WITH MY EYES CLOSED? BUCKS SAYS YOU CAN’T BO IT! FIVE MORE BUCKS SAYS YOU CAN’T DO IT WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED, PLUS ME SINGING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!
WHOA! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SHIRT? ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY GET TOGETHER. SAY “FISHING!”
CREATED BY ALEX HIRSCH
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F THAT mt DUCK ISA GENIUS/ ARE YOU SAYING YOU COULD OUTWIT DUCK-TECTIVE? IT WAS SO SPARKLY... DUCK-TECTIVE WILL RETURN AFTER THESE MESSAGES... EH, IT’S EASIER TO FIND CLUES WHEN YOU’RE THAT CLOSE TO THE GROUND. MABEL, I HAVE VERY KEEN “ij POWERS OF OBSERVATION. FOR EXAMPLE, JUST BY SMELLING YOUR BREATH, I CAN TELL THAT YOU HAVE BEEN EATING... ae pesos .--AN ENTIRE TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE?!
HEY, DUDES, YOU/LL NEVER GUESS WHAT » I FOUND! SO, I WAS CLEANING UP, WHEN I FOUND THIS SECRET DOOR, HIDDEN BEHIND THE WALLPAPER. IT’S CRAZY BONKERS CREEPY! WAS GONNA SAY THAT/
WHOA! IT’S A SECRET WAX MUSEUM! HAHAHA. IT’S JUST ME, YOUR |” GRUNKLE
MUSEUM! IT WAS ONE OF OUR MOST POPULAR ATTRACTIONS... BEFORE I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT. ---SOME KIND OF, I DON’T KNOW, GOBLIN AND NOW FOR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: ~ WAX ABRAHAM LINCOLN, RIGHT OH/ OH NO/ COME ON, WHO LEFT THE BLINDS I GOT ‘EM ALL/ GENGHIS KHAN, SHERLOCK HOLMES IS ANYONE ELSE GETTING THE CREEPS HERE?
WAX JOHN : WILKES BOOTH, I’M LOOKIN’ IN YOUR DIRECTION/ HOW DO YOU CHEER UP, FIX A WAX GRUNKLE FIGURE? STAN. WHERE’S THAT SMILE? DON’T WORRY, GRUNKLE STAN. I/LL MAKE YOU A NEW WAX FIGURE FROM ALL THIS YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN MAKE ONE OF THESE PUPPIES?
GRUNKLE STAN, I’M AN ARTS AND CRAFTS MASTER. WHY DO YOU THINK I ALWAYS HAVE THIS GLUE GUN STUCK TO MY ARM? I LIKE YOUR GUMPTION, KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS, BUT THANK YOU/ YOU THINK OF MY WAX FIGURE IDEA? rites s <
SHE’S PART FAIRY PRINCESS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD CARVE SOMETHING FROM REAL LIFE. y Y-OKAY... OR, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING ELSE. LIKE... LIKE SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY. d 24 ...AND PART HORSE FAIRY PRINCESS/
OH, MUSE. YOU WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. HY’S YOUR SISTER TALKING TO THE CEILING? Bes . See een 4
I THINK... IT NEEDS MORE GLITTER. I FOUND MY PANTS BUT NOW I’M MISSING My-- WAH/ AH AH AHHHHHHH/ I THINK... THE WAX MUSEUM’S BACK IN BUSINESS/
Hi itty oth ee I KNOW, BELIEVE THIS RIGHT? MANY PEOPLE YOUR UNCLE PROBABLY BRIBED THEM OR SOMETHING. ZACHEM!< YOU ALL KNOW ME, FOLKS/ TOWN DARLING, “MR. MYSTERY.”
PLEASE, LADIES, CONTROL YOURSELVES! AS YOU KNOW, I Oi haces 1 emianaa 7 BUT ENOUGH ALWAYS BRING THE Nea : 7 { ABOUT ME. PEOPLE OF THIS FAIR Yo Leite PENG? i BEHOLD... TOWN NOVELTIES AND | by «ee ME! BEFUDDLEMENTS, Ne : ; : THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD, HAS
AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR OWN MABEL-ANGELO! Z Z THANK YOU NY FOR COMING! I MADE THIS SCULPTURE WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS! @ IN MY BLOOD, AND OTHER “HEH HEH. YEAH. I WILL NOW TAKE ~ QUESTIONS! 4
YES! NEXT QUESTION/ YOUR MICROPHONE’S A TURKEY BASTER, OLD MAN MCGUCKET, LOCAL KOOK. ARE THE WAX FIGURES ALIVE? AND FOLLOW-UP QUESTION, CAN I SURVIVE THE WAX-MAN UPRISING? TOBY DETERMINED, GRAVITY FALLS GOSSIPER. DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS CONSTITUTES A “WONDER OF THE WORLD?”
YOUR FLYERS PIZZA WITH | ADMISSION TO tr f / THAT WAS A TYPO. GOOD NIGHT, ae EVERYONE!
HOT PUMPKIN PIE/ LOOK AT ALL THIS CASH/ AND I OWE IT ALL TO ONE PERSON... OOH! YEAH, YOU TOO, YA LITTLE GREMLIN. my NOW YOU KIDS WASH UP. WE GOT ANOTHER LONG DAY OF FLEECIN’ RUBES TOMORROW. GO, : GO!
QUACK QUACK. QUACK QUACK QUACK. d Honizeiie a of WELL, I’M GONNA USE THE JOHN. YOU NEED ANYTHING? NOWHERE. --- IT SEEMS YOU'VE REALLY QUACKED THE CASE.
DIPPER, YOU WANNA DO A TOOTHBRUSH RACE? WAX STAN/ HE’S BEEN...
MY EXPERT HANDCRAFTING BESMIRCHED. BESMIRCHED/ I GOT UP TO USE THE JOHN, RIGHT? AND WHEN I COME BACK, BLAMMO/ HE’S HEADLESS!
WHAT’S YOUR OPINION, SHERIFF BLUBS? LOOK, WE’D LOVE TO HELP YOU FOLKS, BUT LET’S FACE THE FACTS... THIS CASE IS UNSOLVABLE. YOU’RE KIDDING, RIGHT? THERE MUST BE EVIDENCE, MOTIVES. YOU KNOW, I COULD HELP IF YOU WANT. WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS? SHERIFF BLUBS/ HE’S REALLY GOOD. HE FIGURED OUT WHO WAS EATING OUR TIN CANS! _¢
ALL SIGNS \ |’ LA E YEAH, YEAH/ POINTED } | Le K LET THE BOY TO THE 5 paiva Nie ° os HELP. HE’S se <i Stee =6GOT ALITTLE \ BRAIN UP IN HIS HEAD. OOOH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT WHAT WE GOT HERE/ CITY BOY THINKS HE’S GONNA SOLVE A MYSTERY WITH HIS FANCY COMPUTER PHONE/ BOY! CITY BOoOooy! LOOK, PJs, * ATTENTION, ALL UNITS. HOW ABOUT STEVE IS ABOUT TO FIT AN ENTIRE YOU LEAVE THE de CANTALOUPE IN HIS MOUTH. REPEAT, INVESTIGATING TO AN ENTIRE CANTALOUPE/ THE GROWNUPS, / \
SOR ere THAT’S IT/ MABEL, YOU AND ME w2 or Zz OGue FIgo 1s Far Pozng ieew4 Ooo YoXA0 ZOou9 Osa < Ove Z wi ranguyes ( <4 7 AWW, YOU \ SNEEZE LIKE \” A KITTEN!
HAS LOST HIS HEAD AND IT IS UP TO US THERE WERE A LOT OF UNHAPPY CUSTOMERS AT THE UNVEILING. THE MURDERER COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE. IN THIS 2 TOWN, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, IT COULD BE MONTHS BEFORE WE FIND OUR FIRST
FOOTPRINTS IN THE SHAG CARPET! THAT’S WEIRD. THEY’VE GOT A HOLE IN THEM. AND THEY’RE LEADING TO... MINUTE. THE LUMBERJACK/ Na THIS IS
LZ 4 HE WAS | FURIOUS WHEN \/ HE DIDN'T GET HY THAT FREE /, FURIOUS ENOUGH FOR THEN THAT'S WHERE WE’RE DUDE, THIS IS AWESOME. YOU TWO ARE LIKE: THE p> MYSTERY TWINS! IN YOUR * OH, YOU MEAN MANLY le DAN. YEAH, HE HANGS OUT AT THIS CRAZY INTENSE BIKER JOINT DOWNTOWN.
SOOOO0O0F/< HEY, GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS COFFIN, WILL YA? I’M DOIN’ SORRY, GRUNKLE A MEMORIAL STAN, BUT WE HAVE SERVICE FOR WAX ry GOT A BIG BREAK STAN. SOMETHING IN THE CASE/ SMALL BUT CLASSY. WE’RE HEADING TO THE TOWN RIGHT “i, NOW TO INTERROGATE THE MURDERER...
HM, IT SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF THING THAT RESPONSIBLE PARENTS WOULDN’T WANT YOU TO DO... GOOD THING I’M AN UNCLE.
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SORRY, BUT WE DON’T SERVE MINERS. Lady MABEL TON AGE: 2) WE/RE HERE TO INTERROGATE MANLY DAN THE LUMBER JACK FOR THE MURDER i ~DEEDLE- DEEDLE-DEE*
ae 20 OF os © SAUCE! ALRIGHT, LET’S JUST DB TRY TOBLEND fa IN, OKAY?
I WANTED TO : SEE: WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT? RESTAURANT PATRON! NO, L WAS PUNCHIN’ } THAT CLOCK! | ares: - SGRRRRRRRR...¢
10 O’CLOCK, THE TIME OF THE MURDER. --I WOULDN’T PICK MY TEETH WITH THAT AX. IT’S LEFT HANDED! I ONLY USE MY RIGHT HAND, THE MANLY HAND!!! I GUESS YOU’VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE? 4 /
OOOOH, YOUR WIFE IS GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL. = ae ey BUT WILL MABEL, 7] “San é a [eee te SHE LOVE PY BIG BREAK IN ; ME?! THE CASE/ te gCARE-o eo OACTYLS AS
IYVSA LEFT-HANDED ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIND OUR LEFTHANDED SUSPECT AND WE’VE GOT OUR KILLER. SUSPECTS. MANLY fF DAN IS RIGHT2 HANDED...
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YOU KIDS BETTER BE RIGHT ABOUT THIS OR YOU’LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT. EVIDENCE IS IRREFUTABLE. IT’S SO oan I’M GONNA IRREFUTABLE. : i GET TO USE MY NIGHTSTICK/