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FYI 'Candy'
Jessica Biel explores true-
life ax murder
Jessica Claire Biel in small-town
March 3, 1982 (age 40) Texas

Ely, Minnesota The true crime story of a Texas Jessica Biel transforms into Candy Montgomery, a Texas woman
woman acquitted of the ax-murder who kills her best friend (Melanie Lynskey) in 1980 after a torrid
Music was her first passion. of a friend in 1980 is heading to
Growing up, Biel trained to be the small screen twice this year affair drove them apart in the new Hulu series “Candy”
a singer. By the age of 11, she with actor Jessica Biel first taking
a stab at the role in the Hulu series two women were visiting at the After the verdict, Candy said
had already appeared in Candy. Gore residence. she hoped to forget and move on
numerous musicals and singing from the incident.
The former 7th Heaven star Candy said that when she
competitions. portrays Candace "Candy" admitted to the affair, Betty "Candy is very strong," she said,
Montgomery, a small-town walked into the nearby utility speaking in third-person. "I can
After landing an agent, homemaker who killed her friend, room and came back with a 3-foot- make it through anything."
she began to model for print middle school teacher Betty Gore long ax.
and appeared in commercials (Melanie Lynskey), after a torrid When a reporter visited her
for Dulux Paint and Pringles. affair drove the two women apart. "I don't ever want you to see home after the trial's conclusion,
him again," Candy said Betty told she opened the door with a smile
At the age of 14, Candy was inspired by the real- her. "You can't have him." and holding a knife, UPI reported
after auditioning for several life slaying of Betty Gore and at the time.
television pilots, she was cast subsequent trial of Candy Candy said she tried to leave the
as Mary, the second-oldest Montgomery. The case made Gore residence and put her hand "Don't worry, I'm not
child of the Camden family in headlines after Candy was on Betty's arm to apologize to her. dangerous," she told the reporter.
the WB series 7th Heaven. acquitted of charges despite She said Betty pushed her into the
admitting to striking Betty 41 utility room, grabbed the ax and But the jury's decision drew
At the age of 17, times with an ax during an told her, "You can't have him, you outrage from many of the
she posed for a risqué photo argument. can't have him. I've got to kill spectators at the McKinney, Texas,
shoot that appeared in Gear you." trial.
magazine. The producers of 7th The two women became friends
Heaven were outraged and in the late 1970s after joining the Candy testified that Betty struck "It's awful to think someone can
brought legal action against the same church in rural Collin her once in the head, drawing do something like that and go scot-
magazine. “You get to a point County, Texas. They sang in the blood, but missed her with the free," Claudia Nelson Martin told
when you’re like, oh man, I church choir together along with second swing. The two then UPI.
just want to do something their respective husbands -- Allan struggled over the ax before
different. I just want to cut my Gore (Pablo Schreiber) and Pat Candy said she grabbed it and hit "I don't see how a confessed
hair, and I just want to dye it a Montgomery (Timothy Simons). Betty in the head. murderer can be found not guilty,"
different color and I can’t do another observer, Jan Gifford,
all these things because I have Things became complicated in Candy told the court that Betty said. "I've been here almost the
this contract,” Biel said about 1978 when Candy told Allan she tried to attack her again, so she whole trial and I can't believe it.
was attracted to him. struck her with the ax again in self Someone forgot Betty Gore."
the incident in 2018. defense.
Allan would later testify in Crowds outside the McKinney,
While remaining a cast court that Candy initiated an affair "I didn't think," Candy testified. Texas, courtroom shouted at
member of “7th Heaven,” with him when she told him "I was "I didn't think at all. I raise it and I Candy as she left, calling her a
Biel began a successful film attractive to her." He said he hit her, and I hit her, and I hit her "murderer."
career with performances in resisted her advances for two and I hit her."
“Rules of Attraction” (2002), months, but eventually began a Candy is now streaming on
romantic relationship with her. Candy's lawyers argued that she Hulu and also stars Raúl Esparza
“The Texas Chainsaw killed Betty in self-defense, but and Sharon Conley.
Massacre” (2003), and “Blade: He told the court they met up prosecutors questioned why it took
once every two or three weeks 41 ax blows to defend herself. A HBO Max is releasing its own
Trinity” (2004). while Candy's daughter was in lie detector test indicated Candy version of the story later this year
Bible class. Sometimes they would was truthful when she said Betty with the series Love and Death
By her mid 20’s, meet for lunch, other times they was the initial aggressor in the starring Elizabeth Olsen as Candy
Biel began to shift her career to got a motel room. encounter. Montgomery, Lily Rabe as Betty
Gore, Patrick Fugit as Pat
independent films and Allan said he decided to end the The jury ultimately agreed and Montgomery and Jesse Plemons as
producing. This included roles relationship about 10 months later, acquitted Candy of the charges. Allan Gore.
in “Powder Blue” (2009), “The telling the court, "I could not share
myself with Candy." By Fred Topel
Tall Man” (2012), and
“Bleeding Heart” (2015). In court testimony, Candy said
Betty confronted her about the
In her younger years, affair on June 13, 1980, several
Biel was romantically linked to months after it ended while the

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Theo James struggled to keep 'Time Traveler's' identity straight

Theo James said playing a time somewhat. Henry (Theo James) cannot control when he time travels.
traveler in The Time Traveler's
Wife, now streaming on "It's quite hard to switch starring Eric Bana and Rachel about whether time travel
HBOMax, challenged him with between those on a dime," James McAdams as Henry and Claire, influenced their relationship.
portraying his character at said. "You've got to live in that respectively.
different ages and times. person from the moment you wake "There are interesting questions
up." The book was published in of determinism, where you begin
"It was a head [expletive] to put 2003. James said he read it as a and where you end," James said.
it lightly," James, 37, said on a James said his body language university student, having "Each decision they make, is it
recent Television Critics and speaking pattern changed completed undergrad at University predetermined, or do they have an
Association Zoom panel. "You when he was playing the older of Nottingham. ability to control in which
made sure you kept on top of Henry. direction they go?"
exactly where you're going and With several episodes and
where you're coming from." "It sounds pretentious to say, but potentially multiple seasons, the Henry and Claire are
the way he walks and talks are just HBO series has more time to Americans, and James and Leslie
The story follows his character, a little bit different with age, even explore the ramifications of time are Brits. James said he maintains
Henry, who cannot control time if it's the same person," James said. travel. James said Henry's his American accent when not
traveling due to a genetic disorder. encounters with Claire as an adult shooting to avoid accidentally
He pops in and out of the past and Sometimes, older and younger and a child provoke questions turning Henry into a Brit.
the future, and appears to his love Henry cross paths and speak to
interest, Clare, an artist played by each other. James said there were
Rose Leslie. two different ways to portray two
Henrys in a scene.
On a given day of production,
James may play Henry at multiple "Sometimes I was playing
ages. James said he is used to against nothing," James said.
filming movies and shows out of "Sometimes I was playing against
order, but his character is usually a great scene partner that then
the same age throughout a film or would be taken out in post[-
TV season. production]."

"There were days when we The Time Traveler's Wife also
could be shooting one year in the challenges the supporting cast to
beginning of the day and an keep track of two versions of
entirely different year at a different Henry. James said an upcoming
age at the end of the day," James episode complicates the timeline.
said.
"In Episode 4, there's a very
He said director David Nutter funny and complex scene with two
chose to film all of Henry's Henrys and then the entire cast
younger scenes before his older over a dinner table," James said.
scenes. James said that helped him
keep track of Henry's progress -- The show is based on the novel
by Audrey Niffenegger. The film
was adapted as a 2009 movie

"I find I'm a natural mumbler,
and I need to exercise my mouth,"
James said. "I need to be in the
character a little bit from the
moment, the beginning of the day."

With time travel on the brain,
James thought about where he'd
like to go if he had Henry's
powers. James said he'd like to
visit an era when the population
was smaller.

"Sometimes, I walk down the
street or you're in a beautiful park,
[and think] what would this place
be like if there weren't so many
people here?" James said. "Maybe
I'd go back 50 years, smell the air.
It probably smelled worse because
there were less catalytic
converters."

Theo James and Rose Leslie star in "The Time Traveler's Wife." New episodes of The Time
Traveler's Wife air Sundays at 8
p.m. on HBO.

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coast to coast Mandy Moore 'threw couldn't find a sitter," Host calls wrong Mega
up' after reading 'This Vernancio told WJAR-TV. Millions number
Airplane passenger is Us' script Vernancio left the boy with her 16-
had to 'do or die' Mandy Moore says she "threw year-old daughter when she came Mega Millions prize payments
up" after reading the script for the home from school and came in to are temporarily on pause after a
work, where her day soon turned host announced the wrong Mega
A Florida man who was forced penultimate episode of This is Us. around. "My first table of the day Ball number during the latest
was a super, super nice gentleman drawing. "The host of the Mega
to take over the controls of a The 38-year-old singer and actress and his wife," she said. She said Millions drawing incorrectly called
the couple ordered some the Mega Ball a 6 instead of a 9,"
small airplane last week, after the sandwiches and left after paying New York lottery officials said in
their $48.17 bill. "I go over to pick an apology statement of the error.
pilot had a medical emergency up the check, I don't even know. Mega Ball 9 was drawn into the
They left me an $810 tip. I'm like, chamber and stands as the official
mid-flight, says that he did what are you kidding?'" Vernancio said result, officials said, joining other
she did not get the couple's names, winning numbers 15, 19, 20, 61 and
he did because he didn't have a but she will always remember their 7. Host John Crow mistakenly
generosity. "To the gentleman and made the error, and players have
choice. Darren Harrison was his wife that left that generous tip, I since been advised to retain their
just want to say thank you so much. tickets until the issue is resolved.
flying with the pilot in a small It meant a lot," Vernancio said. No one reportedly won the grand
"The money is very much prize with a Mega Ball number of
Cessna when the pilot passed out. appreciated. It helps out no matter either 6 or 9, and the odds of
what. " winning the jackpot are one in
Harrison radioed the control 302,575,350, according to the
Ron Howard Mega Millions website.
tower, took the controls and
Ron Howard's 'Thirteen Valerie Bertinelli files
landed the plane safely at Palm Lives' switches to for divorce
August, Prime Video
Beach International Airport in Mandy Moore Valerie Bertinelli is moving
South Florida -- even though he Ron Howard's Thirteen Lives, forward with her divorce from her
based on a real-life rescue mission, husband, Tom Vitale. Bertinelli
had no piloting experience. "My is changing its release date plans cited "irreconcilable differences"
following Amazon's acquisition of for the split and listed their date of
pilot has gone incoherent," he MGM. Thirteen Lives was separation as Dec. 1, 2019. Court
originally scheduled to hit theaters documents show Bertinelli and
said during the crisis. "I have no discussed the show during on Nov. 18 but now it will be Vitale have a prenuptial agreement
getting a limited theatrical run in that they will adhere to. Bertinelli
idea how to fly the airplane." an interview on The Tonight Show August before it hits Amazon's previously filed for legal
Prime Video streaming service separation from Vitale in
Harrison told NBC's Today that it starring Jimmy Fallon. Moore weeks later. Amazon acquired November after more than 10 years
MGM for $8.5 billion in March. of marriage. Bertinelli and Vitale
was an extremely sobering plays Rebecca Pearson on This is Thirteen Lives follows the 2018 met in 2004 after being introduced
rescue mission of 12 boys and their by Bertinelli's brother Patrick. The
experience -- although he kept his Us, which is in the midst of its sixth soccer coach who were trapped pair married in January 2011 after
inside a flooding cave system in several years of dating. Bertinelli
cool. "Somebody asked me the and final season on NBC. The Thailand for 18 days. Colin was previously married to
Farrell portrays diver John musician Eddie Van Halen, from
other day what my heart rate was series will air its series finale May Volanthen with Viggo Mortensen whom she split in 2001 after 20
as diver Richard Stanton, who were years of marriage. Bertinelli and
... when all of that was going on - 24. Moore suggested people "might a part of the rescue mission. Joel Van Halen, who died in October
Edgerton, Tom Bateman, Paul 2020, have a son, Wolfgang Van
- and I said probably in the 90s," need a day off from work" after Gleeson and Craig Challen also star Halen, 31. Bertinelli presently
as other members of the rescue hosts the Food Network
he said. "And they said, what watching the penultimate episode. mission. series Valerie's Home Cooking.

about when it was all over? And I "I will tell you that the penultimate Valerie Bertinelli

said it was probably 160." Air episode, I threw up after I read it.

traffic controllers and flight And maybe that's just because it's

instructor Robert Morgan really close to the bone for me," the

successfully talked Harrison actress said. "Like, this has been

through to a safe landing. "By the my life for the last six years. And

time I stopped the plane, that's it's like I simultaneously have to

when it hit me," Harrison said. "I say goodbye to the character, to my

was pretty calm and collected the family and friends on set, and this

whole time, because I knew it was character's also, coincidentally,

a life-or-death situation. "Either saying goodbye, as well," she

you do what you have to do to added. "So there was a lot wrapped

control the situation or you're up in it." Moore described the

gonna die. And that's what I did." series finale as "a bit more of a

Harrison, 38, who lives in hug." "I think there's a little bit

Lakeland, Fla., runs a flooring more levity," she said. "Yeah, the

and design shop with his father. second-to-last is -- it destroyed me.

He and the pilot were returning to I have a feeling it might destroy

Florida from the Bahamas last people, too."

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Baden-Baden: Getting An elegant pool at the Caracalla Thermal Baths.
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Baden-Baden in southern The attendant leads me under the rooms and cold plunges. For my last stop, the attendant
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more naked people in two hours torrential kickoff pounds my head The steamy labyrinth leads to and asks when I'd like to be
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welcomed those in need of a good towel. Staring up at exotic tiles of welcome to drift under the bed is occupied; the guy in it is as
soak. In the 19th century, the town herons and palms, I cook. After exquisite domes in perfect silence, still as a corpse. I stare up at the
was Germany's ultimate spa more hot rooms punctuated with like aristocratic swans. A woman ceiling, losing track of time and
resort, and even today, the name showers, it's time for my massage. glides in front of me, on her back. myself. Sometime later, I'm jolted
Baden-Baden is synonymous with Like a serene flotilla, her peaceful awake by my own snore.
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Down in Smoke with mint proving more harmful trunk have in common? — Change your toothbrush
Overall tobacco use among U.S. than mango in mouse studies. every three months or whenever
A: They're all examples of a you have a cold or the flu.
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they used e-cigarettes. efficiently, often due to increased butt forward until it is suspended toilet can travel more than five feet
airflow in that nostril at that in front of the seat and your weight from the toilet and, perhaps, fall
A popular reason is the moment. is being supported by your arms. upon your toothbrush.
perception that e-cigarettes are less Bend elbows and drop your hips
harmful than traditional tobacco Best Medicine toward the floor. Straighten arms. Curtain Calls
cigarettes, but recent research has Do two sets of 10 dips.
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inflammatory state of multiple on his teacher, but she was dating a Medical Myths ranger in Shenandoah National
organ systems, including the brain, doctor, so he brought her an apple Park in Virginia. Between 1942
heart, lungs and colon. every day. The average used toothbrush and 1977, he reported being struck
may be home to as many as 1.2 by lightning on seven different
Observation million bacteria, viruses and fungi. occasions, surviving them all. He
Though it's possible for a germy holds the Guinness World Record,
"As for me, except for the brush to cause illness, it's not and two of his hats are on display
occasional heart attack, I feel as likely if your immune system is in Guinness museums in New York
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humorist Robert Benchley (1889- tips can reduce the risk of in 1983 at the age of 72 from a
1945) infection: self-inflicted gunshot wound,
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3. Count on Me/Bruno Mars At the right, Mary J. Blige arrives at the Billboard Music Awards, 2020 Post Malone
4. IOU/Five Finger Death Punch 2019 Drake
5. About Damn Time/Lizzo Blige was honored with the Icon Award.  2018 Ed Sheeran
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7. Never Grow Up/Taylor Swift Drake wins big, Mary J. Blige is 2016 Adele
8. We Don’t Talk About Bruno/Carolina Gaitan honored with Icon Award at 2015 Taylor Swift
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movie news released almost exactly one year
after Pixar's upcoming
movie, Lightyear, a prequel that
follows the origin story of Toy
Story's Buzz Lightyear. Lightyear
hits theaters on June 17.

'Rust' will be completed Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer, and Michael McKean are bring back the rock and
despite accidental roll with director Rob Reiner on a new Spinal Tap film project
death, producer says
Hayden Panettiere 'Spinal Tap' will return Tom Blyth to play young
Filming on the movie Rust, Coriolanus Snow in
Hayden Panettiere to which was been suspended after The next legacy sequel may be 'Hunger Games' prequel
return for sixth star Alec Baldwin accidently shot a sequel to This Is Spinal Tap.
'Scream' movie and killed cinematographer Castle Rock is selling the project Tom Blyth has joined the cast
Halyna Hutchins on the set, will at the Cannes Market with of the Hunger Games prequel, The
Hayden Panettiere is set to director Rob Reiner and cast Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes as
return for the sixth installment in Halyna Hutchins members Christopher Guest, a young Coriolanus Snow in the
the Scream franchise. Panettiere Michael McKean and Harry upcoming film. The Ballad of
will reprise her role from be completed, its co-producer Shearer committed to reprise their Songbirds and Snakes is based on
2011's Scream 4, where she played predicted. Anjul Nigam told The roles. The film will focus on the Suzanne Collins novel of the
Kirby Reed, a student and horror Hollywood Reporter at the Cannes Spinal Tap's final concert, which same name. The book takes place
fanatic at Woodsboro High School film marketplace that once a police gives Marty DiBergi (Reiner) a in the Hunger Games universe and
who ultimately survived in that investigation into the Oct. 21 chance to make a sequel to his is set about 64 years before
film. Paramount confirmed that shooting in New Mexico is documentary. Guest, McKean and Collins' novel The Hunger Games.
four survivors from last completed, production on the low- Shearer play Nigel Tufnel, David The Ballad of Songbirds and
year's Scream also will return for budget western will resume. St. Hubbins and Derek Smalls, Snakes follows an 18-year-old
the new movie. Panettiere will star Baldwin, however, continues to members of the heavy metal band Coriolanus Snow, who becomes
alongside Melissa Barrera, face legal jeopardy over Spinal Tap. The trio has toured and the tyrannical president of Panem
Jasmin Savoy Brown, Mason the Rust incident. The family of released albums as Spinal Tap and the villain in the Hunger
Gooding and Jenna Ortega. Hutchins, who was 42 when she since the release of the 1984 film. Games series. Donald Sutherland
Principal photography on the film died, filed a wrongful death This Is Spinal Tap was Reiner's played Snow in the Hunger
is scheduled to begin this summer, lawsuit in February against feature film directorial debut. He Games films.
with the untitled movie set for a Baldwin, who was the western allowed the actors to improvise, a
March 31, 2023, theatrical release. film's lead actor and producer. The style which Guest has also
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music news 38 years," she added. "So we will album, Cyr, in November 2020. Hulu to stream
continue this spectacle. That's Jane's Addiction's most recent Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza,
Carrie Underwood what she would want, right?" album, The Great Escape Artist, Austin City Limits
Naomi shot herself at the age of 76 was released in 2011. through 2023
Carrie Underwood to after years of battling depression
launch 'Denim & and anxiety. A day after she died, Lady Gaga Hulu has become the official
Rhinestones' tour in she and Wynonna were streaming location for music
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Hall of Fame as previously to upcoming tour and Austin City Limits in 2022
Carrie Underwood is going on scheduled. and 2023. Select performances
tour in 2022. The 39-year-old Lady Gaga announced three will be live streamed to Hulu
country music singer will perform Kendrick Lamar takes new stadium dates for her subscribers at no additional cost.
across the United States on big steps with latest upcoming Chromatica Ball tour in Behind-the-scenes footage will
the Denim & Rhinestones arena album Hershey, Pa., Houston, and also be available to view.
tour featuring special guest Miami. The expanded dates bring Schedules for each event will be
Jimmie Allen. The Denim & Kendrick Lamar released his the Chromatica Ball tour to 20 announced in the weeks prior to
Rhinestones tour will include local fifth studio album, titled Mr. stops including Aug. 15 at each festival. Bonnaroo takes
stops at the Allstate Arena on Oct Morale & the Big Steppers. The Wrigley Field. Gaga will be place June 16-19 and features
22 and Fiserv Forum on October album contains 18 tracks across performing fan-favorite hits and headliners Machine Gun Kelly,
23. Tickets go on sale Friday at 10 two discs. Disc one is referred to songs from her 2020 album Stevie Nicks, Gryffin, J. Cole,
a.m. local time. Denim & as Big Steppers with disc two Chromatica, along with her newly The Chicks, Illenium, Tool,
Rhinestones is in support of released song "Hold My Hand" Flume, 21 Savage and Roddy
Underwood's forthcoming album Kendrick Lamar from film Top Gun: Maverick. Ricch. Lollapalooza runs from
of the same name. Underwood July 28-31 and will be headlined
will release the album June 10. known as Mr. Morale. Summer by Doja Cat, Metallica, Dua
"I'm thrilled to be hitting the road Walker, Ghostface Killah, Lipa, Green Day, Lil Baby,
again with the Denim & Kodak Black, Sampha, Baby Kygo, Cole and Kelly. Austin City
Rhinestones tour," Underwood Keem, Beth Gibbons of Limits runs from Oct. 7-9 and
said in a statement. "I'm excited to Portishead and Taylour Paige features headliners Lil Nas X,
bring the new music of Denim & make guest appearances. Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink,
Rhinestones to life on tour, as well Lamar's new song "The Heart Part The Chicks, SZA, Kacey
as put new spins on familiar 5," which came with a music video Musgraves, Flume and
favorites." Underwood shared the that featured the rapper's face Paramore.
title track "Denim & Rhinestones" morphing into OJ Simpson,
in April. Kanye West, Jussie Smollett, the Billboard Charts
late Kobe Bryant, Will
Wynonna Judd says Smith and the late Nipsey Hussle, Hot 100 (pop singles) Billboard 200 (albums)
concert tour will go on does not appear on the album.
despite Naomi's death Lamar last released the 1. First Class/Jack Harlow 1. Un Verano Sin Ti/Bad Bunny
album Damn in April 2017 and 2. As It Was/Harry Styles 2. I Never Liked You/Future
Country music star Wynonna curated the soundtrack for 3. Wait For U/Future ft. Drake & Tems 3. Come Home.../Jack Harlow
Judd says she will go on with a Marvel's Black Panther, which 4. Moscow Mule/Bad Bunny 4. Dangerous/Morgan Wallen
planned concert tour despite the was released in February 2018. 5. Titi Me Pregunto/Bad Bunny 5. Sour/Olivia Rodrigo
April 30 suicide of her mother and 6. Despues de La Playa/Bad Bunny 6. We/Arcade Fire
singing partner, Naomi Judd. Smashing Pumpkins to 7. Heat Waves/Glass Animals 7. 7220/Lil Durk
"I've made a decision, and I launch 'Spirits on Fire' 8. Big Energy/Latto 8. Encanto/film soundtrack
thought I'd share it on national tour in October 9. About Damn Time/Lizzo 9. Nostalgia/Eslabon Armando
television that, after a lot of 10. Me Porto Bonito/Bad Bunny 10. Certified Lover Boy/Drake
thought, I'm gonna have to honor Smashing Pumpkins are going
her and do this tour," on tour in 2022 with Jane's FLASHBACK - TO THIS WEEK IN 1993!
Wynonna said at a Nashville Addiction as a special guest. The
memorial for Naomi that aired on Spirits on Fire tour includes local Hot 100 (pop singles) Billboard 200 (albums)
CMT. "The show must go on, as stops Oct 30 at the Fiserv Forum
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network news Kelsea Ballerini and Ariana Originals spinoff series after four George Lopez
Grande. Carson Daly has hosted seasons. The show will air its
Camila Cabello the singing competition series series finale June 16. With the Peacock. George Lopez's original
since it debuted in 2011. cancellation, The Vampire sitcom, ran on ABC for six
Singer-songwriter Camila Diaries franchise will come to a seasons from 2002 to 2007.
Cabello has signed on to be a ••• close. Legacies was one of
coach on NBC's The Voice. The several cancellations at The •••
news comes a day after Gwen Sony Pictures Television has CW. Charmed, Dynasty, Roswell 9-1-1 and The Resident will
Stefani announced she is announced it is working on a new New Mexico and other series will both return for a sixth season on
returning to the singing cartoon version of the also end amid reports The CW is Fox.In the press release, Fox
competition series. The other sitcom Married with Children. in the process of a possible sale to also confirmed renewals for 9-1-
mentors on the Season 22 panel "WOAH BUNDY! Can it be? Al, Nexstar. 1: Lone Star, Bob's Burgers, Call
will be Blake Shelton and John Peg, Kelly, and Bud are returning Me Kat, The Cleaning Lady,
Legend. Last season's coaches to our screens in an animated ••• Crime Scene Kitchen, Family
were Shelton, Kelly Clarkson, reboot of #MarriedwithChildren," Guy, The Great North, The
the studio tweeted. The original George Lopez comedy Lopez Masked Singer and other series.
show about a dysfunctional vs. Lopez, which also stars his
Chicago family ran 1987 to 1997 daughter Mayan Lopez, has
and starred Ed O'Neill, Katey landed a series order at NBC. The
Sagal, Christina Applegate sitcom will follow a working-
and David Faustino. class family and will explore
dysfunction, reconnection and all
••• the pain and joy in between, the
network said. The multi-camera
Legacies will end with Season comedy will also be coming to
4. The CW has canceled The
Vampire Diaries and The

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Blake Lively filmed version of Trevor: The • Netflix will tease several highly-
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AMAZON PRIME Broadway production of the same annual Geeked Week event June trailer for Jerry and Marge Go
• Anna Kendrick and Blake name, is coming to the streaming 6-10. The streaming service will Large (June 17). Bryan Cranston
Lively will be returning to star in a service on June 24. share news, trailers and more at and Annette Bening play a
sequel to A Simple Favor, • Disney+ has started production the five-day virtual fan event married couple struggling to
Lionsgate and Amazon Studios on the new Marvel series Echo. celebrating upcoming Netflix afford their retirement. Jerry
has announced. Alaqua Cox plays Maya Lopez, series, films and games. This (Cranston) discovers a
APPLE TV+ aka Echo, a deaf gang leader first year's event will feature The mathematical flaw in the
• Apple TV+ released the trailer introduced in the Disney+ Sandman, The Umbrella Massachusetts state lottery.
for For All Mankind Season 3 ( series Hawkeye. Academy, Manifest, The Gray
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depicts astronauts from the U.S., • The origins of the Predator series half-hour comedy series Bupkis.
Russia and private entrepreneurs are explored in the newly released • Netflix announced that one final,
attempting to be the first to Mars. teaser trailer for Prey, which is posthumous stand-up special from Most Popular TV
• Apple TV+ is giving a glimpse of coming to Hulu on Aug. 5, is set in comedian Norm Macdonald will
the new animated film Luck, the Comanche Nation 300 years arrive on the streaming service 1. Candy (HULU) 70%
which follows Sam (Eva ago. Prey will follow Comanche May 30, titled Norm Macdonald:
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The Simpsons prepare for his role in the drama will return for its fifth
SATURDAY After Bart (Nancy Cartwright) upcoming Adam West High School season.
MAY 21, 2022 humiliates him in church yet again, production of “Romeo and Juliet.”
Homer (Dan Castellaneta) is Alex Borstein and Patrick 7:30 p.m. on CBS
3 p.m. on NBC determined to make “the boy” Warburton also are heard. Bob Hearts Abishola
147th Preakness Stakes admire his father — until a magical In the Season 3 finale, Abishola
The second leg of Thoroughbred singing janitor (Hugh Jackman) 9 p.m. on CBS (Folake Olowofoyeku) suddenly
racing’s prestigious Triple Crown changes everything the Simpson S.W.A.T. takes a new interest in the church
goes off today at Baltimore’s guys thought they knew, in the In the finale to Season 5, after after a charismatic new pastor
Pimlico Race Course for the 147th Season 33 finale. The guest voice terrorists seize control of a joins their congregation.
Preakness Stakes. Run at 1 3/16 cast also features former U.S. university chemistry lab, Hondo Meanwhile, after Dottie (Christine
miles, it’s the shortest of the three Secretary of Labor Robert Reich; (Shemar Moore) leads the SWAT Ebersole) gives out bonuses to
races but, coming two weeks after Julie Kavner and Yeardley Smith team in a desperate race to thwart upper management — but not
the Kentucky Derby, offers the also are heard. what could be a devastating Goodwin (Bayo Akinfemi) — Bob
shortest rest period. The horse that attack. Alex Russell, Jay (Billy Gardell) tries to do everything
manages to win these first two 7 p.m. on ABC Harrington, Lina Esco, Kenny he can think of to make sure he
races will then go for the Triple American Idol Johnson and David Lim also star. doesn’t lose his best employee.
Crown on the 1 1/2-mile distance As the competition wraps up its This action series will return for its Matt Jones and Gina Yashere also
of the Belmont Stakes in three 20th season overall (and its fifth on sixth season. star. CBS has greenlit this sitcom
weeks in New York. ABC), it’s been marked by some for its fourth season.
aspects of years past, such as MONDAY
7 p.m. on LIFE contestants leaving early. MAY 23, 2022 8 p.m. on CBS
Movie: Disappearance in However, one judge is enjoying a NCIS
Yellowstone year that proves the worth of 7 p.m. on CBS This long-running crime procedural
While she’s driving through a sticking with a music career, since The Neighborhood closes out its 19th season, which
remote section of Yellowstone Lionel Richie has The Library of As Marty (Marcel Spears) gets sees Agent Parker (Gary Cole)
National Park, Jessie’s car breaks Congress Gershwin Prize for ready to propose to his girlfriend, being framed for murder. Based
down and her sullen teenage Popular Song and (soon) induction Calvin and Tina (Cedric the strictly on the evidence, things
daughter, Michelle, locks herself into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Entertainer, Tichina Arnold) meet don’t look good, so the NCIS team
inside the vehicle. Frustrated, Luke Bryan and Katy Perry also with a party planner (guest star puts their jobs and possibly even
Jessie walks until she finds a cast their final votes on the Gina Yashere) to throw a their lives on the line to buy time as
helpful mechanic, but when they remaining contenders, and per celebration that will properly honor they scramble to uncover the truth.
get back to the car, Michelle is “Idol” finale tradition, expect other the Nigerian heritage of their future Sean Murray, Wilmer Valderrama,
missing. Although Jessie fears her big-name stars to appear. Ryan daughter-in-law in the Season 4 Brian Dietzen and Diona
daughter has been kidnapped, Seacrest is, of course, the host. finale. Max Greenfield, Beth Behrs Reasonover also star. CBS has
area police suspect Jessie has and Sheaun McKinney also star in picked up “NCIS” for Season 20.
done something to the girl. 8 p.m. on CBS this sitcom, which will return for its
NCIS: Los Angeles fifth season. 8 p.m. on FOX
8 p.m. on HIST Sam (LL Cool J) and the rest of the Beat Shazam
Pawn Stars NCIS team continue their intensive 7 p.m. on FOX Host Jamie Foxx and his daughter,
Rick takes a swing at a rare Honus search for Callen (Chris Don’t Forget the Lyrics! Corinne — also this show’s
Wagner baseball card, while O’Donnell), realizing that their Actress Niecy Nash hosts this new resident DJ — return for Season 5
Chumlee strums a custom Fender mission is being severely reboot of a vintage game show that of this fast-paced interactive game
guitar made by master craftsman compromised by an enemy that is challenges contestants to show that pits teams of two against
John Carruthers. Later, a “draped using multiple deep-fake sound remember the lyrics to some of the each other and the clock as they
bust” half-dollar is brought in for and video files. Meanwhile, on a most popular songs ever, but with attempt to identify some of the
consideration, and Rick and Corey far happier note, Kensi and Deeks a million dollars at stake. Their biggest hit songs of all time.
pay a visit to superstar chef Barry (Daniela Ruah, Eric Christian fortune in the game depends on Ultimately, the team that has
Dakake to examine his Olsen) get some exciting news their musical memory, as a banked the most money then goes
“Shakedown Door” inscribed with concerning the adoption. successful result with each song up against Shazam, a popular
many celebrity autographs. takes them one step closer to that song-identification app, for the
Another new episode follows. 8 p.m. on FOX potential million-dollar jackpot. chance to win $1 million. This
Bob’s Burgers After they finish nine songs season will see special themed
SUNDAY Tina (Dan Mintz) impulsively correctly, they take their turn at a episodes, among them one
MAY 22, 2022 embarks on a mission that could No. 1 musical hit that could yield featuring teachers and another
land her in a lot of trouble in the the big prize, if they “don’t forget dedicated to heroes.
6 p.m. on ABC Season 12 finale. Back on the the lyrics.”
America’s Funniest Home Videos home front , her family reads some 9 p.m. on CBS
ABC is a corporate offspring of the of Tina’s erotic friend fiction, finds 7 p.m. on CW WCIU NCIS: Hawai’i
Walt Disney Corporation, which is out what the eldest Belcher child is All American This island crime procedural
rolling out a couple of its up to and races to stop her. The After the Halloween party’s closes out its freshman season,
superstars in the finale to Season guest voice cast includes Will harrowing ending, Spencer (Daniel which finds Capt. Joe Milius
32. That’s right, none other than Forte, Jenny Slate and Robert Ezra) just wants to focus on the big (recurring guest star Enver Gjokaj)
Mickey and Minnie Mouse will Smigel; H. Jon Benjamin, John Homecoming game that is coming still working with Tennant (Vanessa
appear as special guests in this Roberts, Kristen Schaal and up very soon in the season finale. Lachey) and her team following a
episode to help host Alfonso Eugene Mirman also are heard. To Laura’s (Monet Mazur) dismay, complicated prisoner exchange
Ribeiro award the ultimate grand Olivia and Billy (Samantha Logan, between the U.S. and an Eastern
prize to the best video of this 8:30 p.m. on FOX Taye Diggs) embark on a mission European power. Elsewhere,
season. Since Walt Disney World Family Guy to do the right thing, but wind up Whistler (Tori Anderson) takes
Resort is currently marking its 50th In the the finale to Season 20, learning more than they bargained Ernie’s (Jason Antoon) advice and
anniversary, the winner and nine Peter (voice of Seth MacFarlane) for. Elsewhere, Jordan (Michael makes a grand gesture aimed at
guests will get a six-night vacation travels with Preston (guest voice Evans Behling) runs into winning back the affections of Lucy
at the Florida resort. Peter Macon) to attend a business resistance when he makes his (Yasmine Al-Bustami).
conference in Atlantic City. wishes known, while Layla (Greta
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MAY 24, 2022 information from his mother that preparations in place. Meanwhile, a new season with a history-making
leaves him feeling conflicted. Heida Max and Helen (Ryan Eggold, theme, inviting back 20 familiar All-
7 p.m. on CBS Reed, Carter Redwood and Freema Agyeman) plan an intimate Stars who fell short in their earlier
FBI Vinessa Vidotto also star. wedding when she returns from appearance on the show, but now
In the Season 4 finale, the team London, and Reynolds (Jocko are seeking redemption. The mix
investigates a robbery that turned 8 p.m. on NBC Sims) finally reaches his estranged even includes two cooks who
deadly and yielded a formidable This Is Us father. appeared in the junior edition of
cache of automatic weapons for the Well, we can’t say series creator “Masterchef,” but now are
killers. As they delve deeper, the Dan Fogelman didn’t warn us. WEDNESDAY competing as adults. Challenges
agents discover that one of the Periodically during this Emmy- MAY 25, 2022 include feeding hungry members of
perps is a classmate of Jubal’s winning drama’s run, Fogelman has the Coast Guard and vying in a
(Jeremy Sisto) son, Tyler (guest told journalists the time-hopping 7 p.m. on CBS restaurant takeover challenge at
star Bastian Kick Sisto, Jeremy’s saga of the Pearson clan will span Survivor Wolfgang Puck’s Spago eatery.
real-life son). Unfortunately, the six seasons, which end tonight in a After making their way through the
young man is reluctant to series finale that’s bound to tug at tortuously fast-paced 26-day 7 p.m. on ABC
cooperate with his father’s the heartstrings. Just as competition, the standouts of The Great American Tag Sale With
colleagues. predictably, Fogelman is playing it Season 42 have made it all the way Martha Stewart
close to the vest when it comes to to the final three contenders. But As any Martha Stewart fan would
7 p.m. on NBC story revelations, although star Milo which of that trio truly managed to imagine, the woman who does
Young Rock Ventimiglia — who plays patriarch outwit, outplay and outlast all the everything more beautifully than
This semi-autobiographical sitcom Jack Pearson — promises “It’s others? That is the question in this the rest of us has amassed quite a
wraps up its sophomore season truly, truly going to deliver.” Sterling two-hour season finale, during trove of furniture, artworks,
with two back-to-back episodes. K. Brown and Mandy Moore also which a winner is crowned this housewares and other collectibles
First, the WWF sends Dwayne (Uli star. season’s Sole Survivor. The over the years. Now, however,
Latukefu) to 1996-era Memphis, traditional reunion special Stewart is looking to part with
Tenn., where he’ll train to develop 9 p.m. on CBS immediately follows. several items, and this special
his wrestling skills. Then, the FBI: Most Wanted follows her as she puts together
season finale opens in the near- Scott (Dylan McDermott) and the 7 p.m. on NBC one of the most upscale tag sales
future, where political candidate team embark on a frantic search for Chicago Med ever held. Stewart shares stories of
Dwayne Johnson (playing himself) an oligarch who finds himself Will and Hannah (Nick Gehlfuss, how she acquired some of the
must make it through the ups and backed into an impossible situation Jessy Schram) clash over the items, along with practical tips for
downs of Election Day 2032. in the Season 3 finale. treatment of a patient in critical viewers on how to pull off a tag sale
Unfortunately, in the manner of a need of a kidney transplant in the of their own.
8 p.m. on CBS cornered rat, their quarry is now Season 7 finale. Elsewhere,
FBI: International lashing out in an unfettered terror Crockett (Dominic Rains) faces a 7 p.m. on CW WCIU
A finale wraps up the freshman spree through New York. Keisha difficult decision while Blake The Flash
season of this crime drama spinoff, Castle-Hughes, Alexa Davalos and (recurring guest star Sarah Actress Caity Lotz (“DC’s Legends
which opens as a private jet Roxy Sternberg also star in the Rafferty) is in surgery. Meanwhile, of Tomorrow”) steps behind the
carrying American citizens is shot series, which CBS has picked up Ethan and Archer (Brian Tee, camera to direct a new episode in
down outside a small town in for two more seasons. Steven Weber) treat the son of which The Flash (Grant Gustin)
Poland. As the Fly Team Chicago Med’s general counsel. gets blasted by a shockwave. He
investigates, they soon narrow their 9:01 p.m. on NBC Oliver Platt and S. Epatha survives the impact, but soon his
focus to a man who booked a seat New Amsterdam Merkerson) also star. NBC has body begins to age prematurely.
The season finale finds a massive renewed the medical drama for
hurricane barreling down on New Season 8. 8 p.m. on NBC

Chicago Fire

As a big wedding day finally arrives,

the team at Firehouse 51 welcomes

back their old colleague Matt Casey

(original cast member Jesse

Spencer in a guest appearance) to

help celebrate the joyous occasion

in the Season 10 finale. Meanwhile,

Emma’s (Caitlin Carver) plans to

replace Violet (Hanako

Greensmith) come to a shocking

end.

Have those tissues handy for the series finale of the Emmy-award winning NBC series “This Is Us” on Tuesday 8 p.m. on ABC
The American Rescue Dog Show
Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore host
this preeminent canine competition
that features rescued doggie
companions strutting their stuff and
competing for a number of “best in”
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scale. Categories featured in this
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on the airwaves

THURSDAY
MAY 26, 2022

7 p.m. on ABC
Grey’s Anatomy
The two-hour finale to Season 18
opens as Grey Sloan Memorial is
hit with a blood shortage, so the
staff sets up a voluntary donation
center. Meanwhile, Nick (Scott
Speedman) asks Meredith (Ellen
Pompeo) to assist him with a
patient, and Winston (Anthony Hill)
wrestles with the relationship he
has with his brother. Owen’s (Kevin
McKidd) actions to help his fellow
veterans come to light. Chandra
Wilson and James Pickens Jr. also
star.

8 p.m. on A&E Ellen Pompeo stars in the season finale of “Grey’s Anatomy” - Thursday on ABC
Accused: Guilty or Innocent?
Returning for its third season, this Christmas celebration, wholesale FRIDAY Liam’s (Adam Huber) assistance in
gripping docuseries follows the disaster ensues. Aya Cash, Taylor MAY 27, 2022 his new business venture, while
inside stories of people facing trials Ortega, Krystal Smith and Justin Sam (Rafael de la Fuente) turns to
for serious crimes. Each of these Linville also are featured. 7 p.m. on NBC Kirby (Maddison Brown) to help
defendants claims either that they The Blacklist execute a plan to aid Culhane
are innocent or that the crime in 9 p.m. on CBS In the season finale, Red and (Robert C. Riley).
question was justified. One of this Bull Cooper (James Spader, Harry
season’s cases involves a veteran After six seasons marred by some Lennix) square off, each with a 8 p.m. on PBS
who finds a wanted fugitive on his occasional behind-the-scenes different endgame in mind for their Great Performances
property and shoots him in the misbehavior, this legal drama mutual traitor. Meanwhile, a major The new 90-minute documentary
back. Another case revolves closes up shop with a series finale. secret about the Task Force falls takes an inside look at British
around a woman who wakes up to The story finds Dr. Jason Bull into the worst hands imaginable. director Marianne Elliott’s critically
find her son dead; days later, her (Michael Weatherly) and the Trial acclaimed if controversial
boyfriend is found hanged, leaving Analysis Corporation team heading 7 p.m. on TCM reimagining of the 1970 Stephen
behind a message claiming the to court together one last time to Movie: Twelve O’Clock High Sondheim-George Furth musical
mother was not to blame. finalize a negligent homicide Real combat footage and a “Company.” While the original
defense that will change the nature compelling story make this 1949 Broadway production revolved
8 p.m. on HIST of their company — and, in some drama one of the best World War II around Robert, a 35-year-old
Alone cases, their lives — forever. movies ever. Told in flashback, it’s bachelor, Elliott flips the character’s
Season 9 of this survivalist Geneva Carr, Jaime Lee Kirchner, the story of a U.S. bomber unit gender into Manhattan single gal
competition series drops its Chris Jackson and Yara Martinez mounting a series of daring daylight Bobbie. The film, which includes
contestants into the bitter also star. raids on Germany. Dean Jagger interviews with Elliott and revival
wilderness of the northeast shores won an Oscar as the quiet country stars Katrina Lenk and Patti
of Labrador, Canada, a locale 9:35 p.m. on HIST lawyer who narrates the tale, but LuPone, also chronicles the
widely known as a hunting ground Kings of Pain Gregory Peck’s performance as the challenges of transferring this
of the polar bear. Each survivalist is It may sound like a dubious aptly named Gen. Savage — for London production to Broadway in
dropped off in an undisclosed exercise in masochism, but wildlife whom the pressure proves too the middle of the COVID-19
location, equipped with only 10 biologist Adam Thorn and great — makes the film, which kicks pandemic.
survival tools and enough camera professional animal handler Rob off Turner Classic Movies’ Memorial
gear to self-record their subsequent “Caveman” Alleva have a lofty Day marathon running through FOR MORE TV LISTINGS
experiences. In the opener, “Drop purpose in mind as they return for Monday.
Shock,” one participant quickly Season 2 of this docuseries. For Find them available
comes up with creative ways to the uninitiated, the pair voluntarily 8 p.m. on CW WCIU to download and
make a home, while another almost allow themselves to get bitten and Dynasty print at home at
immediately is threatened by a stung by some of the most In the new episode, Fallon
predator circling the camp site. dangerous animals and vicious (Elizabeth Gillies) resorts to
insects in the world, including a extreme measures to expand her
8:01 p.m. on FOX reticulated python. Their goal is to company, while things don’t go as
Welcome to Flatch create a complete and planned for Blake and Cristal
This quirky sitcom rings down the comprehensive pain index that will (Grant Show, Daniella Alonso) as
curtain on its freshman season with ultimately help to save lives. they try to open PPA. Elsewhere,
a one-hour finale; Merry Adam (Sam Underwood) needs
Flatchmas,” which finds Kelly
(Holmes) accidentally getting www.hap2it.com
involved in a shady scheme selling
green juice. Meanwhile, Father Joe
(Seann William Scott) helps Shrub
(Sam Straley) get into college.
Later, after Kelly ill-advisedly is put
in charge of her community’s

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in the stars May 19, 2022
through
horoscope
May 18, 2022

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Use wit and determination to avoid trouble in the upcoming

week. Remain reliable about handling your current obligations and focused on moneymaking

activities. A loved one can be exciting as well as unpredictable.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You may experience a lot of tension in the air in the week ahead.

Remain calm and refuse to make spur of the moment decisions just to get along. The effort you

put into a project is likely to be worthwhile.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Ship is headed toward a storm? It might be increasingly difficult

to find the benefits in a relationship so you may be considering if it is time to move on. Wait

at least a week to make drastic changes.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): It is important to be consistently truthful if you expect others to

trust you. You may optimistically attempt to establish and enforce policies in the week ahead.

Avoid exaggeration as you try to enlist someone's support.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In the week ahead your drive and energy can make a favorable impact

on any project you begin. A breakup with a friend is possible, but someone new waits in the

wings. Insightful ideas can solve a perplexing problem.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): There should be someone you can lean on. Count your blessings

if you have a patient partner to rely on. In the week ahead, a loved one can offer sage advice

and help you make an important project a huge success.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your widespread interests may prompt you to test numerous ideas.

You might rebel against constraints or be frustrated by a lack of social activities. A focus on

ACROSS 44 Engage 21 Some WWII message transmit- family concerns can keep you working late in the upcoming week.
1 From __: faintly 45 Feign interest in ters
5 Demanding quality 46 Pick-up artists? 23 Certain horse race SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Today might bring your relationships into sharp focus. Someone
10 Yamaha's Grizzly and Kodiak, 49 Dish from Valencian for "frying 24 Tweaks
briefly pan" 25 It may lead to un matrimonio close could have a taste for the unusual or outrageous. An ambition for material success and
14 Francis used a Jeep Wrangler 51 To whom Brando said, "I coulda 26 Ritual Jewish feast
as one in 2015 been a contender" 27 The Mahabharata, e.g. recognition could blossom as the week unfolds.
16 Creep up on 55 Longtime morning host 30 Billabong Zoo resident
17 Distortion for a cause 56 One of several coming out 31 Sail-extending pole SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Be mindful of crucial details. Minor mistakes can be eas-
18 "Santa Claus and His Works" together 33 Red Baron attire, Snoopy-style
artist, 1866 59 Fix, in a way 37 Carrier to Malta ily rectified if discovered early, but if left unchecked could become a major headache. Be pre-
19 Cloud-based access provider? 60 Arch supports 42 1994 sci-fi memoir
20 Silver Spring, Md., is part of it 61 Clip 45 Derby dads pared to work intensely on a project or job issue this week.
22 Places to learn perspective 62 Gets in the game 47 Thrill
25 "Given what we know ... " 63 Sprawling 48 Cosmetic counter name CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Set a good example. Arrive on time even if no one else is
28 Likely to carry DOWN 49 Make ready
29 Sanctions 1 Cell lineup 50 Musical with the song "Another punctual. You may be forced to adapt and adjust due to unexpected changes in plans or events.
32 Its co-founder said, "I do get 2 Stronghold Pyramid"
disappointed that so many mem- 3 Per 52 Bash Spending should be kept to the minimum in the week ahead. SOLUTION
bers spend so much time solving 4 Wins again 53 Seine summers AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The past belongs in the past
puzzles" 5 Writer's resource 54 Catch one's breath
33 French toast word 6 Bridge beams 57 Overnight spot although you may receive frequent reminders. Some ancient
34 Dandy 7 Negroni need 58 March Madness networkzz
35 Irregular, as a job 8 Worn out issues or past mistakes might be triggered in the week to come,
36 Most provocative 9 Screen displays
38 Unsettle 10 Year's record but this isn't a good time to try to get closure or even understand-
39 Backpacker's chain 11 Emotional oxymoron
40 Bucks 12 Pottery wheel product ing.
41 Provençal sauce 13 Mex. title
43 Often eponymous period 15 Like Amazonian society PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A compassionate nature makes it

easy to be sympathetic and generous. You might be forced to

confront conflicting facts that erode your optimism. Loved ones

may rely on your coolness under fire in the week ahead.

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things people say this week in pop culture history

"Wow, Game 7 lay lay by yours truly.” May 22, 1958 Jerry Lee Lewis May 20, 1993 The final
arrives in London with his 14- episode of “Cheers” airs on
On Instagram, rapper Drake announces year-old bride, his third cousin, NBC.
Myra. When word got out
that he cashed in for more than $2.6M on about his marriage, his British May 24, 1997 The Spice Girls
tour was cancelled after three hit #1 on the album charts with
a three-leg sports parlay that involved the shows. “Spice” making them the third
all-girl group to do so, after
NHL and NBA playoffs. He correctly The Supremes and The Go-
Go’s.
picked the New York Rangers beating the

Pittsburgh Penguins and the Calgary Drake

Flames beating the Dallas Stars. He also

picked the Dallas Mavericks to upset the top-seeded Phoenix Suns.

Drake, a frequent sports bettor, lost $550,000 two weeks ago when he May 19, 1999 One of the most
anticipated films in history,
bet that Justin Gaethje would beat Charles Oliveira in UFC 274. “Star Wars: The Phantom
Menace,” opens in theaters.
He lost $275,000 in March in another UFC fight between Colby

Covington and Jorge Masvidal.

"They had to legally get C3PO & R2D2

married first ahead of their

big Italian wedding, which May 25, 1977 The film then
known simply as “Star Wars,”
is happening very soon. All now titled “Star Wars: A New
Hope” is first released in
the details are set and the theaters.

whole family, including all

the kids, are very excited." Susan Lucci

A source reports to Us

Weekly that celebrity May 20, 1978 The Buddy
Holly Story -starring Gary
couple Kourtney Busey in the title role, premiers May 21, 1999 After 19
in Holly’s hometown of nominations (and losses) All
Kourtney Kardashian & Travis Barker Kardashian and Travis Lubbock, Texas. My Children star Susan Lucci
wins her first Daytime Emmy.
Barker became legally

married last week at a courthouse in Santa Barbara, California. It is the

first real marriage ceremony of the couple, but second of three

ceremonies overall. In April, the two tried to get married in Las Vegas May 19, 1992 Vice President May 20, 2015 After 33 years
Dan Quayle attacks TV’s in late night, David Letterman
but were unable to obtain a marriage license at the time, but went ahead Murphy Brown for being a hosts the “Late Show” for the
single mother and a poor last time.
with the ceremony anyway, and the two plan on a big wedding in Italy example of family values.
May 25, 2017 “Wonder
later this year. May 22, 1992 Johnny Carson Woman” starring Gal Gadot,
makes his final appearance as hits theaters, directed by Patty
“In so many ways, I feel I am like Eleven, host of “The Tonight Show” Jenkins, it is the first superhero
but I also feel that she is very strong and I film directed by a woman.
try to channel that inner strength that she
has any time I've dealt with conflict. She is birthdays
struggling with who she is and how she can
gain some independence from the people 5/19 Sam Smith 30, Grace Jones 74,
who have controlled her and had her Pete Townshend 77, Lily Cole 34
conformed to their ideology for a very long
time and she's breaking that habit.” At a 5/20 Cher 76, Busta Rhymes 50, Matt Terry 29,
premiere event in New York City last Sarah George 30, Timothy Olyphant 54
weekend, Stranger Things star Millie Millie Bobby Brown
Bobby Brown says she would love to be as 5/21 Kevin Quinn 27, Mr. T 70, Gotye 42,
strong as her character Eleven. The first half of the new season of the Parker Cannon 30, Lisa Edelstein 56,
Netflix show debuts on May 27. It will find Eleven grappling with her Ronald Isley 81, Jon Beaver 38
past as she and her adopted family settle in a new town.

"I know that I have been very quiet these past few months so I thought 5/22 Ginnifer Goodwin 44, Johnny Gill 56,
I would share with you all as to why... I am over the moon to announce Naomi Campbell 52, Morrissey 63
that I am going to be a Mumma. To say that I am happy does not quite
cut it. I am ecstatic!" Which television personality recently announced 5/23 Melissa McBride 57, Drew Carey 64, Melissa McBride is one of two
she is going to be a mother for the first time? For the answer, visit Jewel 48, Maxwell 49, Kelly Monaco 46, actors (along with Norman
hap2it.com! Joan Collins 89, H. John Benjamin 56
Reedus) who have appeared in all
A. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi 5/24 G-Easy 33, Bob Dylan 81, 11 seasons of AMC’s “The Walking
B. Meghan McCain Tommy Chong 84, Priscilla Presley 77,
C. Kelly Osbourne Dead.” It was announced earlier
D. Tomi Lahren John C. Reilly 57, Will Sasso 47 this year that McBride and Reedus
would star in a spin-off show after
5/25 Brec Bassinger 23, Mike Myers 59, the original series ends its run later
Ian McKellen 83, Octavia Spencer 52,
this year. However, earlier this
Frank Oz 78, Cillian Murphy 46, month it was announced that
Anne Heche 53, Paul Weller 64 McBride has decided not to joins

the new series.

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