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Page 2 HAPPENINGS March 12, 2026 www.hap2it.comQaam1050WLIP&MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAYMarchComedian Jim Florentine &Authors Gary Schneeberger & James L. Neibaur16 17 18 19 20031226Comedian Jamie Lissow &Kenosha Parks Director Katie ElderJim FlorentineComing to you live from theJim Janssen & Gary PondJim Florentine, Gary Schneeberger & James L. NeibaurJamie Lissow Actor and comedian Jamie Lissow is currently a regular weekly guest on the #1 rated late night talk show, Gutfeld! on Fox. Jamie is best known for his starring role in two seasons of the Netflix Original Series “Real Rob”, alongside SNL alums Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Norm MacDonald and David Spade; a show Jamie co-wrote and co-produced. Jamie joins Happenings Q & A on March 3 at 9:20am to discuss his upcoming performance at the Kenosha Comedy Club June 26 & 27. MondayGary Pond & Jim JanssenJim and Gary join us for the annual Academy Awards discussion with recaps and highlights from the night. The Academy Awards, also known as the Oscars, celebrate the best in motion picture from the year and crown the actors, directors, writers and producers involved in films of the highest prestige.ThursdayColumnist Tim Carter & Don Taylor with So Pro Real Estate SolutionsMovie GuysJim Janssen and Gary PondJoe Gieger & Paul DeLuisaTim Carter & Don TaylorJamie Lissow & Katie Elderor Streaming Live Online at WLIP.com • Weekdays 9-11AMJoe Gieger, owner of Jack Pot Portables & Paul DeLuisa, owner of Luisa’s RestaurantFor over 20 years, Jim has been entertaining audiences across nearly every type of media. He has shot four full-length comedy specials, hosted 14 seasons of VH1’s That Metal Show, and voiced several characters on Crank Yankers. Now he’s returning to the Kenosha Comedy Club along with his former VH1 cohost Don Jamieson, and WIIL Rock morning show co-host Tom Kief. All three will share a stage Friday and Saturday March 20 & 21. So get tickets now at hap2it.com.Before joining us on air many of our guests spend time in the Community State Bank Green RoomTim CarterTim is the author of the syndicated column Ask the Builder, which uses his past experience as a contractor to advise thousands of readers each week about home improvement projects. He joins us to discuss his most recent column in the latest Smart Reader.ThursdayDon TaylorDon is one of the owners of SoPro Real Estate Solutions, a specialized home buying company. Don is a general contractor with 25+ years in Wisconsin real estate. Since 2010, he’s helped distressed homeowners through foreclosure and ensures accurate renovation assessments for cash offers on houses.Don JamiesonTon KiefMILLER LITE studios
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Page 4 HAPPENINGS March 12, 2026 www.hap2it.comFYI Jennifer TillyJennifer Tilly: 'School Spirits' principal's'more than a little evil'Chucky and Bullets OverBroadway icon Jennifer Tillysays the role of a scheming,unhinged headmistress in SchoolSpirits Season 3 was right in herwheelhouse.\"It's a very 'cult' series. It has ahuge following and I have a veryhuge following from Chucky,which is also the same fan baseas School Spirits. So, I was justso pleased to be able to give thema sort of little 'valentine' byappearing on this show that theylove so much,\" Tilly, 67, said in arecent Zoom interview\"Also, I love the writing. I lovethis show. I just think it's sobeautifully shot. It's veryhaunting and melancholy,especially Season 3. The music isfantastic and all the actors are sogreat.\"The supernatural series, whichrecently wrapped up its thirdseason on Paramount+, followsthe ghosts of people who died onthe Split River High campus overthe years, as well as Maddie(Peyton List) and Simon(Kristian Ventura), twoempathetic, living students whohave the power to communicatewith them.\"When they asked me to be onthe show, I was ecstatic because Ilove the show and I got the script,and I was looking at Dr. HunterPrice, and I thought, 'There'ssomething slightly sinister aboutthis woman,'\" Tilly said.\"It seemed like she had anagenda, not that she just wantedto shut down the school, but thatshe REALLY wanted to shutdown the school and, as theepisodes progressed, you'll seethat she is more than a little eviland she's working with darkforces to do things for herpersonal gain.\"Hunter-Price is also unkind toher teenage daughter Livia(Erika Swayze), a student at herschool, who, in turn, terrorizesless popular kids.\"As you can see in Episode 1,she's not a very good mother, sothere's lots to dislike about Dr.Hunter-Price,\" Tilly said. \"I thinkpeople will be very surprised atthe trajectory of her character --to put it mildly.\"Desperate Housewives and90210 alum Josh Zuckerman,40, plays Mr. Martin, a deadteacher who doesn't know whatwill happen to him and hisghostly family if Dr. HunterPrice gets her wish to knockdown the building they cannotleave.Season 3 opened with Mr. Martinsuffering in isolation because theothers suspected he hurt one ofthem to save himself.\"He's just trying to get through itand probably figure a way out ornot lose his mind inside the scar,which is essentially just anightmarish room,\" Zuckermansaid.\"It's very tortuous for him to behaunted by all of his decisionsand, specifically, what happenedto Janet (Jess Gabor) andhimself in the chemistry fire.\"It is eventually the living Simonwho convinces the ghosts to giveMr. Martin another chancebecause he believes no oneshould be defined by theirmistakes.\"Mr. Martin doesn't have muchof a relationship with Simon.Certainly, in the first twoseasons, he's aware of him asMaddie's friend and then learnsthat Maddie can communicatewith them,\" Zuckerman said.\"But, beyond that, Simon's aliveand Mr. Martin has passed away,so they don't interact, and nowthey're put in a position wherethey can interact and Mr. Martin,in a way, has to earn his trust andprobably hopes that Simon'sfeelings about Mr. Martin aren'tgoing to be influenced by all theother students.\"Tilly said she is impressed byhow the School Spiritsmythology and characterdevelopment have continued tobe unexpected and emotionallyrewarding.\"Whenever you're reading ascript, you're thinking, 'Where isthis going?' Then, you get thescript for the next episode, andyou're like, 'In a million years, Idid not think it was going to gothere,'\" she said.\"But the writers really knowwhat they're doing and they plantlittle seeds and, so, you'll have anidea of what's going on with yourcharacter and then you're reallyastonished at how the characterblossoms and the things thattranspire in later episodes.\"Zuckerman said fans tell him themain reasons the show resonateswith them is that the charactersare flawed but lovable and theylook out for one another.\"They're really trying to findanswers, not just about what'shappening in the school, but tofind answers about, 'What is themeaning of life, even though I'vepassed away?'\" Zuckerman said.\"It's pretty touching,\" he added.\"They're relying on each other togrow and navigate this scaryunknown of the afterlife and the'life life.'\"Tilly said: \"It's very heartwarming to me to see how they'reall there for each other,especially since some of themdon't have great parental figures.\"When I was watching, I waslike, 'Wow, I wish I had a friendgroup like that!'\" she said.By Karen ButlerJennifer Ellen ChanSeptember 16, 1958 (age 67)Los Angeles, CaliforniaHer parents divorced when she was fiveyears old, leading her to use her mother’smaiden name professionally.During her high school years, shedeveloped an interest in theater.Following a succession of small parts infilm and on television throughout the1980s, Tilly made her film breakthroughwith a supporting role in Bullets OverBroadway (1994), for which she wasnominated for the Academy Award forBest Supporting Actress.She subsequently earned acclaim for herportrayal of Violet, a lesbian femme fatale,in Bound (1996).Tilly rose to widespread recognition whenshe played Tiffany in Bride ofChucky (1998), reprising the character inseveral more installments of the Child'sPlay film series as well as the Syfy/USAshow Chucky (2021–2024). Since 1999, Tilly has voicedneighbor Bonnie Swanson onthe Fox animated sitcom Family Guy.She is also a professional poker player,winning numerous tournaments over theyears. When playing poker on television,Tilly often wears low-cut tops with pushup bras that expose considerablecleavage in order to \"look cute\", but notedthat \"if people are really playing poker,they don't care. They're not looking atyour pair. They're looking at their pair.\"Tilly was married to Sam Simon,(developer and producer of The Simpsons)from 1984 until 1991. As of 2018, Tillyreceives 30 percent of net proceeds thatSimon's estate receives from the show, anarrangement she credits with allowing herto be choosier about her roles.Jennifer Tilly in the Paramount+ series School SpiritsCover Story_9x.qxp_COVER STORY 3/10/26 4:05 PM Page 1
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Page 6 HAPPENINGS March 12, 2026 www.hap2it.comA Ford plant in Chicago created acustom 2026 Explorer SUV forPope Francis XIV that wasdelivered to the pontiff at theVatican. The car was paid for anddonated by Ford CEO Jim Farleyand his wife Lia, who alsodelivered the vehicle to Rome. Thehybrid SUV is black with a brownand black interior, and it hasChicago and Vatican touches tocommemorate the pope's Chicagoroots. The new ride was assembledat Ford's Chicago Assembly Plant,which has operated for more than100 years on the city's South Side.Leo grew up about 5 miles fromthe plant in the suburb of Dolton.The Explorer was customized witha 3.3L V6 hybrid powertrain and10-speed hybrid transmission, aswell as an antenna that'scompatible with the Europeanbroadcast radio system. Vanitylicense plates read \"DA POPE\"and \"LEO XIV.\" The front seatshave cloth tags of the Chicagoflag, and the scuff plates haveetchings of the Chicago skylineand St. Peter's Basilica. The centerconsole is stitched with an outlineof the Chicago skyline, too.The Farleys personally deliveredthe car during a private audience atthe Vatican on Feb. 28. \"Henoticed and appreciated all thepersonal touches,\" Farley said.\"We even took a quick drive, and Ican confirm the Holy Fatherenjoys driving a sporty ride.\" Leosaid he will drive it around theVatican grounds.Farley brought Leo a photo of theChicago Assembly Plant team andhandwritten letters from those whoworked on the car. In return, thePope blessed several rosaries totake back to the staff.Blindfoldedwomanidentifies 19Barbie dolls in3 minutesThe German womanwho holds theGuinness WorldRecord for the largestcollection of Barbiesearned a second titleby identifying the dolls whileblindfolded. Bettina Dorfmann,whose collection of 18,500 Barbiedolls earned her a Guinness WorldRecord, appeared on the recordkeeping organization's Germanlanguage TV series The GreatShow of World Records to makean attempt at a second titleDorfman was blindfolded andhanded various Barbie dolls,which she identified by touch. Shecorrectly identified 19 dolls inthree minutes. She said the keywas using her hands to analyze theshape, hair and clothing of eachdoll. Dorfman originally set therecord for largest collection ofBarbie dolls in 2005, when hercollection was tallied at 2,500different dolls. Her collection hassince increased more thansevenfold, having been mostrecently counted at 18,500 in2022.Woman oneups husband's$1M lotteryprize with $5Mjackpot An Ohio woman scored a $5million prize from a scratch-offlottery ticket a few years after herhusband won $1 million fromanother game. The woman toldofficials she initially thought theUltimate $5,000,000 scratch-offticket she bought was a $20,000winner. The woman scanned herticket and it appeared to actuallybe a $200,000 winner, but whenshe finished scratching it off athome she discovered she hadscored the top prize of $200,000per year for 25 years -- a total $5million. The jackpot wasespecially surprising because herhusband had won $1 million froma lottery game a few years earlier.The winner said the money willallow her to retire. She said it willalso fund an overnight stay in theChristmas Story House, a trip toFlorida to swim with manatees anda return to college. She said shealso plans to spoil her dogs andmake investments.JusticeDepartment,Live Nationreachsettlement inantitrust caseLive Nation, the company thatowns Ticketmaster, has agreed tochange its ticketing practices andpay $200 million in damages tosettle an antitrust lawsuit by theJustice Department. The lawsuitalleged that Live Nation was usingmonopolistic tactics to box outcompetitors and control ticketprices. As part of the agreement,Live Nation will pay $200 millionto states that joined the lawsuitagainst the company for unfairticketing practices. Forty stateattorneys general joined thelawsuit after it was filed by theBiden administration in 2024. LiveNation will also stop the practiceof Ticketmaster holdingexclusivity over venues, allowingvenues to sell tickets throughmultiple vendors. Ticketmasterwill be limited to charging 15% ofa ticket's price in fees. Competingvendors, including third-partycompanies like SeatGeek andEventbrite, will be able to selltickets within Ticketmaster'splatform. Artists will also nolonger need to sell tickets to theirconcerts exclusively throughTicketmaster. Thirteen venues thatLive Nation had exclusive bookingdeals with will switch to an openbooking model, allowing otherpromoters to book events there.The lawsuit against Live Nationsaid it had control over about 78%of major amphitheaters. 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I don't know what kind ofbiohazards are on the floor.\"Authorities in Virginia recentlyidentified another raccoon as theperpetrator in a string of break-insat a strip mall in Hanover. Theraccoon, which was found passedout drunk on the bathroom floor atABC Liquors on Black Friday lastyear, was also blamed for previousbreak-ins at a neighboring karatestudio and a DMV office.Ford CEO givesPope Leo XIVcustomExplorer builtin Chicagocoast to coastBarbie girl Bettina DorfmannCoast To Coast_9x.qxp_COAST TO COAST 3/10/26 2:13 PM Page 1
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Page 8 HAPPENINGS March 12, 2026 www.hap2it.comNestled on the Rhine across theborder from Germany, Strasbourgoffers your best chance toexperience the urban side ofFrance's Alsace region. Each timeI walk its people-friendly streets,I'm struck by how progressive andlivable the city feels, withgenerous space devoted topedestrians and bikes, sleek trams,and meandering waterways. Withdelightful big-city energy and aname that means “city of streets,”Strasbourg is the ultimatecrossroads.While the city dodged seriousdamage in both world wars,Strasbourg has a dizzying history.It was hit hard during the FrancoPrussian War, becoming part ofGermany in 1870. After that, therewas a period of harshGermanization, followed byextreme Frenchification afterWorld War I, a brutal period underNazi rule during World War II, andthen the strong need to purge allthings German after 1945. Now,while probably more definitivelyFrench than it’s ever been, the cityexudes a bicultural gentleness:Street signs are commonlybilingual – in the Alsatian dialectas well as French – and you’ll findunique blends of FrancoGermanic culture, architecture,and ambience all over.After World War II, WinstonChurchill called for a union ofEuropean nations, with the goal ofwinning an enduring peace byweaving the economies of Franceand Germany together. Given thatStrasbourg had changed handsbetween Germany and France somany times, it seemed logical thatit be a capital of what wouldeventually become the EuropeanUnion. Most visitors come to Strasbourgto see its massive Notre-Damecathedral – and for good reason.The delicate Gothic style of thecathedral (begun in 1176, notfinished until 1439) is the work ofa succession of about 50 masterbuilders. The cathedral somehowsurvived numerous wars. Whentoday’s travelers see its vastedifice, their jaws drop. Imaginethe impact it had on medievalpilgrims.An earlier church burned down inthe 12th century, and Strasbourgwas so wealthy that it rebuilt trèsfancy – with a lacy, innovativedesign – and tall (at 466 feet, itsspire was the world’s tallest untilthe mid-1800s). Inside, visitors can enjoymarvelous stained glass – 80percent is original, surviving fromthe 12th to 15th centuries. Thecathedral’s windows traveled a lotduring World War II: hidden bythe French in southwestern Francefirst; then carted to northernGermany by the Nazis; and finallysaved and returned by theMonuments Men.Nearby is the wonderfulStrasbourg Historical Museum,which sweeps through the city’scomplex and compelling history.Here, you'll learn how Strasbourgwas once fortified with concentricwalls and 80 towers, which werethen destroyed by French KingLouis XIV in the 1680s. Themuseum also has an exhibit aboutJohannes Gutenberg; a sectionabout the French Revolution; anda description of how the Prussiansrebuilt the city after destroyingparts of it in 1870, ushering in itsglory days (1880-1914). While a handful of institutions arehoused here, the most important isthe European Parliament – whereelected representatives from all 27EU countries gather regularly in avast semicircular room called theHemicycle. The complex is free tovisit, and if Parliament is insession, it’s a great way to watchEuropean democracy in action.End your day in Strasbourg’spopular Petite France quarter. It'shere where the river splits intoseveral canals with weirs, a lock,and a swing bridge – all remindersof a time when trade came by riverand watermills powered localindustry. The district was onceslated for redevelopment, but wassaved by a progressive Frenchminister of culture in the 1970s.Today, these fine half-timberedbuildings are protected and giveus a sense of this pre-electricityworld.The history of Strasbourg – thecapital city of the political pawnzone between France andGermany – is fascinating tocontemplate. With its highpowered and trendy bustle andhybrid culture, it's one of France'smost intriguing cities.By Rick StevesStrasbourg's Petite France quarter was once slated for redevelopment – but was saved by aprogressive French minister of culture in the 1970s, much to the delight of locals and tourists alike.City ofbiculturalstreetstravel Travelers are experiencing longlines at airport and land crossingTSA checkpoints as a partialgovernment shutdown begins totake its toll right at Spring Break.The Department of HomelandSecurity, which includes theTransportation SecurityAdministration, is shut downbecause Congress couldn't agreeon a funding package for thedepartment. Democrats don't wantto fund it until some guardrails areput on the agency, andRepublicans haven't agreed toDemocrats' demands.As a result, TSA workers got apartial paycheck on Feb. 28 andwill miss their first full check onMarch 14. Some workers havetaken time off while not gettingpaid, which slows down the TSAlines at major airports.On Feb. 21, DHS announced itwould suspend TSA Precheck, theservice that allows low-risktravelers to speed through thecheckpoint, but reversed courseafter an outcry. Global entry,which allows American citizens tomove through customs quickly, isclosed.Some airports, like Houston'sWilliam P. Hobby airport andLouis Armstrong New OrleansInternational Airport have seenlines that take hours to getthrough.Last Sunday afternoon, HobbyAirport averaged about three and ahalf hours, USA Today reported.New Orleans officials toldtravelers to plan ahead.\"TSA is experiencing a shortageof workers at the securitycheckpoint, which is causinglonger-than-average lines,\" theairport said on X.Charlotte Douglass Internationaland George Bush Intercontinentalin Houston also reported longlines over the weekend. Photosshow Bush Airport had securitylines that stretched outside theairport onto the sidewalk in thearrivals area, CNN reported.Shutdown creates long TSA waits at airports Travel_9x.qxp_TRAVEL KEN 3/9/26 3:14 PM Page 1
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Rather than retelling the traditionalmonster story, the film blends historicalreflection, fantasy, and genre elements toexplore autonomy, gender inequality, and thetreatment of outsiders.The film draws heavily on Shelley’s legacy andthe feminist ideas connected to her life andfamily—particularly those of her mother, MaryWollstonecraft. Gyllenhaal frames the narrativearound the idea that women have historicallybeen silenced or forced to disguise themselves inmale-dominated spaces. The film portrays violence less as villainy andmore as the tragic byproduct of being treated asmonstrous by society. The story echoes thecultural archetype of doomed outlaw lovers(Jessie Buckley and Christian Bale) —comparable to the dynamic of Bonnie and Clyde—while exploring how society provokes andthen condemns those who are different.Stylistically, Gyllenhaal embraces abstractionand surreal touches. Musical and dancesequences appear without explanation,suggesting that emotional expression andcinematic spectacle are more important thanstrict narrative logic. The film also referencesclassic Frankenstein films, even Mel Brooks’Young Frankenstein, while reshaping themythology through a modern feminist lens.The film’s ambition is a bold blend of horror,romance, and social commentary. However, theabundance of ideas sometimes leaves the filmfeeling crowded. Certain themes and storythreads are introduced but not explored as fullyas they might deserve.Overall, The Bride! is an audacious andpolitically charged reinterpretation of theFrankenstein mythos. Even when its structurefeels uneven, Gyllenhaal’s vision stands out forits willingness to mix genre spectacle with apointed critique of how society treats womenand outsiders. 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Page 14 HAPPENINGS March 12, 2026 www.hap2it.comAPPLE TV• The Newsroom, Godless,American Rust and Shrinkingactor Jeff Daniels has joined TheMorning Show for Season 5. Thedouble Emmy winner will play thebillionaire founder of aninvestment company. He willappear alongside series starsJennifer Aniston, ReeseWitherspoon and Billy Crudupin the drama about a New Yorkbased television network. Season4 wrapped in November.HBOHBO has released the first teaserfor Lanterns starring KyleChandler, Aaron Pierre andKelly Macdonald. The previewfor the comic-book adaptationintroduced Chandler and Pierre asGreen Lantern intergalactic copsinvestigating strange goings-on ina small American town whereMacdonald plays the no-nonsensesheriff. Garret Dillahunt, PoornaJagannathan and UlrichThomsen co-star in the show,which debuts this August.• Lucy Boynton, Babou Ceesayand Peter Mullan have joined theSeason 2 cast of HBO's Game ofThrones prequel, A Knight of theSeven Kingdoms. They will playLady Rohanne, Ser Bennis and SerEustace Osgrey respectively in themedieval adventure basedon George R.R. Martin's books.Season 1 consisted of six episodesand wrapped up Feb. 22. HULU• The celebrated restaurantdramedy, The Bear, reportedly isto end with its upcoming fifthseason. Season 5 is now filming inand around Chicago. It is expectedto premiere later this year. Season4 had its finale last June. Emmywinner Jeremy Allen White,Abby Elliott, Ayo Edebiri, EbonMoss-Bachrach, Jon Bernthaland Jamie Lee Curtis star in theseries.• Evil alum Katja Herbers,Haunting of Hill House actressVictoria Pedretti and Successionactor Alan Ruck have signed onto star in a new FX and Huludrama called Disinherited. Theensemble will also include KieraAllen, Karl Glusman, andJonathan Higginbotham. Theshow is from Emmy winner PeterGould, co-creator of Better CallSaul. \"Disinherited is exactly thekind of bold, character-drivenstorytelling that defines FX,\" FXEntertainment said in a statement.NETFLIX• Netflix has announced it ordereda fourth season of its thriller, TheNight Agent, starring GabrielBasso. Filming on new episodesof the action-drama is set to beginin Los Angeles later this year. \"It'sbeen a wild ride filming The NightAgent in five countries acrossthree continents... and we're sothrilled that the adventures ofPeter Sutherland will continue intoSeason 4,\" series creator,executive producer and showrunner Shawn Ryan said. \"Ourwriters, our cast, and our crewstand ready to answer the call tobring our incredible fans evenmore twists, turns, and thrills.\"Season 3 dropped last month andco-starred Jennifer Morrison,Stephen Moyer, GenesisRodriguez and Callum Vinson.• Season 2 of The Four Sesaonswill arrive on May 28. TinaFey co-created the show. It willcontinue its format of eightepisodes showing three couplesover four vacations in the courseof the year. Fey stars alongsideKerri Kenney-Silver, MarcoCalvani, Erika Henningsen andColman Domingo. First lookphotos show one of thosevacations is at the beach. SteveCarell played Fey's husband inSeason 1. Their divorce causedawkwardness among the group.Season 1 premiered in May lastyear. • Season 1 doesn’t even arriveuntil July, but Netflix has renewedits Little House on the Prairie reboot for a second season already.PARAMOUNT+• Paramount+ announced a newanimated Garfield series.Lamorne Morris will voice theorange cat who hates Mondaysand loves lasagna. From 1988-1994. a Saturday morninganimated series, Garfield andFriends, featured Lorenzo Musicas the voice of the cat.Recently, Bill Murray voiced aCGI Garfield in two live actionmovies, and Chris Pratt voicedhim in a 2024 animated film.Paramount+ is adding Garfield toits \"kids & family\" slate alongsideThe Elephant & Piggie Show andThe Pigeon Show! Starring thePigeon. Morris starred on thesitcom New Girl and the Hulucomedy Woke. He recentlyappeared in Fargo Season 5 andthe movie Saturday Night. He willco-star with Nicolas Cage inSpider-Noir on Prime Video.PRIME VIDEONicole Kidman and Jamie LeeCurtis attended the premiere oftheir new Prime Video crimedrama series, Scarpetta, in NewYork last week Kidman plays thetitular Virginia medical examiner -- Dr. Kay Scarpetta -- in the show,while Curtis plays her sister,children's book author Dorothy.The series dropped this week.1. DTF:St Louis (HBO) 86%2. Vladimir (NFX) 69%3. Young Sherlock (AMZ) 83%4. Paradise (HULU) 88%5. 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www.hap2it.com March 12, 2026 HAPPENINGS Page 156am/FX Bohemian Rhapsody ★★★ 2018 6:45am/TCM What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? ★★★ 1962 9am/SUNDANC The Good, the Bad and the Ugly ★★★★ 1966 9:15am/TCM Singin' in the Rain ★★★★ 1952 11am/TNT Pitch Perfect ★★★ 2012 12pm/FX Star Wars ★★★★ 1977 12:30pm/SYFY Salt ★★★ 2010 2:30pm/TCM Sunset Boulevard ★★★★ 1950 3pm/FX The Empire Strikes Back ★★★★ 19803:30pm/VH1 Forrest Gump ★★★★ 1994 4:30pm/TCM The Barefoot Contessa ★★★ 1954 6pm/MTV 21 Jump Street ★★★ 2012 7pm/SUNDANC Beverly Hills Cop★★★ 1984 9pm/FX Shang-Chi and the Legend ofthe Ten Rings ★★★ 2021 9:15pm/TCM The Bad and theBeautiful ★★★ 1952 9:30pm/BET Booty Call ★★ 1997 10pm/TNT Pitch Perfect ★★★ 2012 sun mar 15 6pm/ABC, HULU The OscarsAfter successfully hosting lastyear's Academy Awards,Conan O'Brien returns to theDolby Theatre at OvationHollywood to shine aspotlight on the biggestachievements in film for2025. \"Sinners\" leads allnominees with a record 16nominations.8pm/HBO DTF St. LouisStarring David Harbor, JasonBateman and LindaCardellini, this darklycomedic series wraps viewersin a love triangle betweenthree melancholic adults.When one winds up dead,however, things prove morecomplicated than expected.8pm/HGTV Property Brothers: Under PressureWhen empty nesters loseeverything in a devastatingfire, they seek the help ofDrew and Jonathan Scott.Can the brothers effectivelyguide them through the homebuying process during such atrying time?Jason Bateman and David Harbour in \"DTF St. Louis\"7pm/FOX ExtractedAs the competitionprogresses, things get moredifficult for the competitorsand their friends and familywatching via a live feed.While a series of relentlessstorm pushes the survivaliststo the edge, a fight for criticalresources takes hold at HQ.7:30pm/NBC The Fall and Rise of Reggie DinkinsYears after tarnishing hisreputation, former footballstar Reggie Dinkins (TracyMorgan) seeks the help of adisgraced filmmaker (DanielRadcliffe), his old teammate(Bobby Moynihan) and his ex(Erika Alexander) to rebuildsaid ruined reputation.9pm/ABC The RookieJohn (Nathan Fillion) and theteam hit a shocking twist inthe Liam Glasser case, until afamiliar face resurfaces tohelp track down a killer.9pm/CBS CIAThe latest from Dick Wolf,this new crime drama followsthe unlikely partnership of aloose cannon CIA case officerand a strait-laced FBI agent.mon mar 16 8am/AMC The Rock ★★★ 1996 10:30am/FREEFRM Mrs. Doubtfire ★★★ 1993 11am/AMC Independence Day ★★★ 1996 11:45am/SUNDANC Beverly Hills Cop ★★★ 19841pm/FX Cast Away ★★★ 2000 1:30pm/FREEFRM The Goonies ★★★ 19852:50pm/PARSHO 22 Jump Street ★★★ 2014 3:30pm/TRUTV Barbie ★★★ 2023 4pm/FX Star Wars: The Force Awakens ★★★ 2015 5pm/SYFY Harry Potter and theDeathly Hallows: Part 1 ★★★ 2010 5:30pm/TCM China Sky ★★ 1945 6pm/E! Book Club: The Next Chapter ★★ 20236:45pm/TNT Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire ★★ 2024y7pm/AMC Jack Reacher ★★ 20127pm/TCM The King of Comedy ★★★1983 8:45pm/TRUTV Over the Top ★ 1987 9pm/TCM The Nutty Professor ★★★ 1963 10pm/AMC Blow ★★ 2001 11pm/E! Never Rarely Sometimes Always ★★★ 2020 PEACOCKMarried To Medicine:Atlanta, S12 Finale HULU/DISNEY+In Your Radiant Season –New EpisodesNETFLIXThe Plastic Detox HBOMAXBorn to Bowl (HBOOriginal)Property Brothers: UnderPressure S1Daniel Radcliffe in The Fall and Rise of Reggie DinkinsPEACOCKA Plan To Kill, S2 PremiereE! Live From the Red Carpet Fast XHULU/DISNEY+The 98th Oscars (Livestream)The Bachelorette: Before the FirstRose (Live following The Oscars)Jujutsu Kaisen S2 Rooster Fighter: Series PremiereTheater Camp (2023)TV pages 4.qxp_FEATURE STORY 3/10/26 12:08 PM Page 1
Page 16 HAPPENINGS March 12, 2026 www.hap2it.com7pm/PARSHO The Banshees of InisherinOn a remote Irish island,P·draic (Colin Farrell) isdevastated when his buddy,Colm (Brendan Gleeson),suddenly puts an end to theirlifelong friendship. P·draicsets out to repair the damagedrelationship by any meansnecessary. Kerry Condon alsostars.7pm/CBS NCISThere ain't no rest for thewicked - and there won't beany for Agent Alden Parker(Gary Cole), either, as heleads his talented team ofNaval Criminal Investigativeagents in solving crimes ofespionage, terrorism andmore. Sean Murray also stars.7pm/FOX 2026 World Baseball ClassicFinal: Teams TBAAfter over a week ofcompetition, the tworemaining teams will meet atMiami's LoanDepot Park todetermine which nation is thebest in the world at baseball.Back in 2023, Japan beat theUnited State to claim theWorld Baseball Classiccrown.8pm/FOOD ChoppedAs the competition continues,the chefs must overcome apeculiar cereal and flukefillets during the firstchallenge. Then, in the entrÈeround, the chefs need to workwith ingredients that run thegamut from light to hearty.Ted Allen hosts.8pm/ABC High PotentialSingle mom and cleanerMorgan (Kaitlin Olson) istapped by Det. Adam Karadec(Daniel Sunjata) to help solvedifficult crimes once it'sdiscovered that she has aremarkable ability to sort andorder clues in such a way thatshe finds the guilty party.9pm/AETV Customer WarsConflict arises on an airplanein Los Angeles when twofriends are confronted by theflight crew for wearing croptops. Meanwhile, in Atlanta,police are called into apopular store to furtherinvestigate two suspectedshoplifters.9:05pm/HISTORY Secrets Declassified WithDavid Duchovny\"The X-Files\" star DavidDuchovny is back for a wholenew season of this docuseriesthat pulls back the curtain ondeclassified governmentactivities throughout history.This time, Duchovnyuncovers instances where theworld just escaped nucleardisaster.HULU/DISNEY+Agatha Christie LibraryHot Milk (2025)American Idol – New EpNETFLIXMark Normand: None TooPleased Ricky Gervais Show S1-3HBOMAXParanormal Revenge S1 The Whole Story withAnderson Cooper: WhatHappened to NancyGuthrie?tue mar 17 6am/FX X2 ★★★ 20036:45am/TCM The Daughter of Rosie O'Grady ★★ 1950 9am/AMC U.S. Marshals ★★ 199810:15am/TCM The Last Hurrah ★★★ 1958 11am/SYFY Leprechaun in the Hood ★ 2000 11am/FX X-Men Origins: Wolverine ★★ 2009 11:30am/FREEFRM The Goonies ★★★ 1985 12pm/AMC The Fugitive ★★★ 199312:30pm/TCM Shake Hands With the Devil ★★★ 1959 1pm/TNT Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ★★ 20181pm/SYFY Leprechaun 4 in Space ★ 19971:30pm/FX The Wolverine ★★ 2013 2pm/FREEFRM Enchanted ★★★ 2007 2:30pm/TCM Young Cassidy ★★★ 1965 3pm/TRUTV Hoosiers ★★★ 1986 3pm/AMC Jack Reacher ★★ 20124pm/FX X-Men: Days of Future Past ★★★ 20144:30pm/FREEFRM Cinderella ★★★ 2015 6pm/AMC Goodfellas ★★★★ 1990 7pm/FX Deadpool ★★★ 2016 7pm/TCM So Big ★★ 1932 7pm/FREEFRM Cruella ★★ 20218:30pm/TCM The Rich Are Always With Us ★★ 19329pm/E! Minions: The Rise of Gru ★★ 2022 9pm/AMC My Cousin Vinny ★★★ 1992 9:30pm/FX X-Men: Apocalypse ★★ 201611pm/TRUTV Hoosiers ★★★ 198611:15pm/TCM Housewife ★★ 193411:30pm/AMC The Fugitive ★★★ 1993 12:30am/TCM The Painted Veil ★★★ 1934FOR FULL TV LISTINGSAvailable to downloadand print at home atKaitlin Olson in High PotentialDavid Duchovny hosts Secrets Declassified on the History ChannelTV pages 4.qxp_FEATURE STORY 3/10/26 12:09 PM Page 2
www.hap2it.com March 12, 2026 HAPPENINGS Page 176am/FX Iron Man ★★★ 20088:30am/AMC Casino ★★★ 199512pm/FREEFRM Pretty Woman ★★★ 19901:30pm/SYFY Troy ★★★ 2004 2pm/FX Thor ★★★ 2011 2:30pm/TCM 42nd Street ★★★★ 1933 3pm/AMC Goodfellas ★★★★ 1990 4:30pm/FX Captain America: The First Avenger ★★★ 20115:30pm/TCM Baby Face ★★★ 1933 6pm/AMC Indiana Jones and theKingdom of the Crystal Skull ★★ 20087pm/SYFY Gladiator ★★★ 2000 7pm/TCM National Velvet ★★★★ 1944 7:30pm/PARMT Major League ★★ 1989 8:45pm/AMC Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade ★★★ 1989 9pm/USA The Equalizer ★★ 2014 9:15pm/TCM The Affairs of Dobie Gillis ★★ 195310:45pm/TCM The Best LittleWhorehouse in Texas ★★ 198211:45pm/AMC Captain Phillips ★★★ 2013 wed mar 18 7pm/CBS SurvivorDespite its beauty, beingstranded on an island in Fujiisn't all fun and games,especially when there's $1million on the line. As Season50 continues, the remainingcastaways use their wits andphysical prowess to outlasteach other. Jeff Probst hosts.7pm/ABC ScrubsFrom the medicine to theinterns, many things havechanged since old friends J.D.(Zach Braff) and Turk (DonaldFaison) last scrubbed together.However, their bromancestands the test of time in thisrevival of the beloved 2000smedical sitcom.8pm/E! Dirty Rotten ScandalsE!'s spotlight on the darkerside of television comes to aclose with two back-to-backepisodes covering \"The PriceIs Right\" and late host BobBarker.9pm/NBC Chicago P.D.Sgt. Hank Voight (JasonBeghe) and his team from theChicago P.D.'s IntelligenceUnit take on the city's worstcrimes - drug trafficking,organized crime, high-profilemurders and other large-scalefelonies - in an effort to keepresidents safe.Jeff Probst hosts SurvivorHULU/DISNEY+The Nanny: Complete SeriesShort Circuit ExperimentalFilms: Life Drawings Maddie & The TestLife DrawingsNETFLIXEva Lasting S4 Radioactive Emergency S1Furies S2: Resistance HBOMAX7 Little Johnstons S17 PARAMOUNT+Blaze and the MonsterMachines S9The Challenge S41APPLE TVImperfect Women S1 Ep1Shrinking S3 Ep86am/FX Iron Man 3 ★★★ 2013 9:15am/AMC Indiana Jones and theKingdom of the Crystal Skull ★★ 2008 10am/SYFY Deja Vu ★★★ 200610:45am/TCM Street Girl ★★ 1929 11:30am/FX Captain America: The Winter Soldier ★★★ 20141pm/E! Kajillionaire ★★★ 20202:30pm/FX Guardians of the Galaxy ★★★ 20143pm/FREEFRM Freaky Friday ★★★ 20033pm/SYFY Gladiator ★★★ 2000 3:30pm/E! M3GAN ★★★ 2022 5:30pm/AMC Raiders of the Lost Ark ★★★★ 1981 6:30pm/SYFY Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone ★★★ 2001 7pm/TCM High Society ★★★ 1956 7:30pm/PARMT The School of Rock ★★★ 2003 8:30pm/MTV Hall Pass ★★ 2011 9pm/TCM Say Amen, Somebody ★★★ 19829:30pm/E! Taken 3 ★★★ 2014 10pm/FX Ready or Not ★★★ 2019 11pm/TCM Before Sunrise ★★★ 1995 1am/AMC U.S. Marshals ★★ 1998thu mar 19 7pm/FOX Next Level ChefThe chefs dust off their apronsand sharpen their knives asthey're tasked with reinventinga classic kids' dish with a fun,gourmet twist.8pm/NBC Law & Order: Special Victims UnitDuring this latest episode, theSpecial Victims Unit is calledin to identify the suspect in acase involving a tween whosuffered a life-threateningmiscarriage. 9pm/ABC Grey's AnatomyWhile trying to treat patientssuffering from a host ofmaladies, Meredith Grey(Ellen Pompeo) and hercolleagues do their best tokeep their personal livesprivate.Ellen Pompeo stars in Grey's AnatomyPEACOCKSouthern Charm, Season 11 –Reunion Part 1, Uncensored HULU/DISNEY+Management of a NoviceAlchemis S1 Life After People S3Sword of the Demon HunterPt 1 S1 The Proof Is Out There:Unexplained Edition S1Taking the Stand S4NETFLIXSaw film franchise Tyler Perry’s Beauty in Black S2 Pt2 Unicorn Academy: SecretsRevealed Ch1 HBOMAXAssassination in the Valley ofthe KingsColosio: PoliticalAssassination PARAMOUNT+Canada Shore S1 FinaleTV pages 4.qxp_FEATURE STORY 3/10/26 12:09 PM Page 3
Page 18 HAPPENINGS March 12, 2026 www.hap2it.com8:45am/AMC Die Hard With aVengeance ★★★ 1995 10am/SYFY Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone ★★★ 2001 11am/E! M3GAN ★★★ 2022 1pm/E! Taken ★★★ 2008 2:15pm/AMC Raiders of the Lost Ark ★★★★ 1981 2:25pm/FREEFRM Cars ★★★ 2006 2:35pm/WE Romancing the Stone ★★★ 1984 2:45pm/TCM Oklahoma! ★★★ 1955 3:30pm/SUNDANC Backdraft ★★★ 1991 4:45pm/AMC Police Academy ★★ 1984 5pm/PARMT Erin Brockovich ★★★ 2000 7pm/AMC Trading Places ★★★ 19837pm/TCM Eat Drink Man Woman★★★ 19948pm/PARMT Forrest Gump ★★★★1994 9:15pm/TCM Knife in the Water ★★★★ 1962 9:30pm/AMC Coming to America ★★★ 198811pm/TCM Cronos ★★★ 1993 fri mar 20 7pm/USA WWE Friday Night SmackDownAs the Road to WrestleManiastops at the Lenovo Center inRaleigh, N.C., the superstarsof WWE's blue brand set theirsights on earning a spot at theShowcase of the Immortals,be it challenging forchampionship gold orculminating a heated rivalry.8pm/HBO NeighborsAfter exploring disputes bigand small - from ownership ofgrass patches, to conflictswith cats and cows - thisseries' first season comes toan end. During this finalepisode, see neighbors acrossAmerica butting heads overridiculous issues.8pm/NBC Dateline NBCCovering everything fromtrue-crime mysteries, todocumentaries, to in-depthinvestigations, this longrunning series joins NBC's topjournalists as they offer acomprehensive look at worldevents, breaking news storiesand more. Lester Holt hosts.Josh Mankiewcz of DatelinePEACOCKWicked: For Good Defying Gravity: TheCurtain Rises on WickedNETFLIXPeaky Blinders: TheImmortal Man Pokémon Horizons S3The Rise of the Red HotChili Peppers: Our Brother,Hillel HBOMAXHouse Hunters Vol11, S252HULU/DISNEY+King Ivory (2024)APPLETVWonder Pets: In the City S2The Last Thing He Told MeS2 Ep5Monarch: Legacy ofMonsters S2 Ep46am/FREEFRM Holes ★★★ 2003 6:30am/AMC Coming to America ★★★ 19887am/FX The Matrix ★★★ 19998am/SYFY Harry Potter and thePrisoner of Azkaban ★★★ 2004 9am/AMC Trading Places ★★★ 1983 9am/TCM Tarzan's Savage Fury ★★ 195210am/TRUTV The Hobbit: AnUnexpected Journey ★★ 2012 10:30am/TCM King of the Islands ★★ 193611am/PARMT Forrest Gump ★★★★ 1994 11am/TCM It's Always Fair Weather ★★★ 195511am/CW Friday the 13th ★★ 198011:30am/AMC Hancock ★★ 2008 11:45am/FRFRM Pirates of theCaribbean: Dead Man's Chest ★★ 2006 1pm/E! Cocaine Bear ★★ 2023 1pm/TCM A Canterbury Tale ★★ 19441:30pm/AMC Bad Boys ★★ 1995 2pm/SUNDANC Twins ★★★ 1988 2:30pm/PARMT Twister ★★★ 19963pm/E! Blockers ★★★ 2018 3:15pm/TCM Tribute to a Bad Man ★★★ 1956 4:30pm/COMEDY We're the Millers ★★ 2013 5pm/PARMT Top Gun ★★★ 1986 5pm/TCM I Accuse! ★★★ 1958 6pm/FX Venom: Let There Be Carnage ★★ 2021 7pm/AMC Independence Day ★★★ 1996 7pm/BET The Color Purple ★★★ 1985 7pm/TCM Goodbye Again ★★★★ 1961 7pm/NBC The Super Mario Bros.Movie ★★ 2023 7:30pm/E! Old School ★★ 20039pm/SYFY Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 ★★★ 2010 9:15pm/TCM Bonjour Tristesse ★★★ 1958 9:30pm/SUNDANC Conan the Destroyer ★★ 1984 10pm/WCIU2 Premonition ★★ 2007 11pm/BET Set It Off ★★★ 1996 11pm/TNT Skyscraper ★★ 201811:30pm/TRUTV White Men Can't Jump ★★★ 1992 12am/SUNDANC Kindergarten Cop ★★ 1990 12:30am/AMC Constantine ★★ 2005 sat mar 21It’s like a video game comes to life tonight on NBC with the airing of the 2023blockbuster The Super Mario Bros MovieHULU/DISNEY+BBQ Brawl S6Expedition Unknown S10Guy’s Grocery Games S39MythBusters S14Naked And Afraid S18Garfield (2024)Locker Diaries: ZOMBIESNETFLIXThe Bad Guys 2BTS: The Comeback (liveevent)HBOMAXThe Pioneer Woman S40TV pages 4.qxp_FEATURE STORY 3/10/26 12:09 PM Page 5
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www.hap2it.com March 12, 2026 HAPPENINGS Page 231980s action icons SylvesterStallone and Arnold Schwarzeneggerseparately announced plans for new sequels tosome of their biggest franchises.\"Rambo has been part of my life for a very longtime. A character built on resilience, survival,and the scars of war. He's meant a lot to me andto audiences around the world for decades. Nowwe're going back to where his story begins,\"Stallone, 79, said on Instagram, alongside avideo of him holding up a script. \"I'm excited tobe executive producing @JohnRamboFilm,exploring the early chapter of the man before thelegend,\" he added.Schwarzenegger, 78, declared his intentions tostar in a Conan the Barbarian sequel called KingConan at his Arnold Sports Festival in Ohio. Hesaid Christopher McQuarrie is attached towrite and direct the movie. \"It's a great storywhere Conan was 40 years king... and he getscomplacent, and now he gets forced out of thekingdom, slowly. Then there's conflict, of course,and then he somehow comes back, and then there's all kinds of madnessand violence and magic and creatures,\" Schwarzenegger said. \"Now, ofcourse, you have all the special effects, and the studio system has plentyof money to make those movies really big.\" He also said he is talking tofilmmakers about new installments in his Predator and Commandofranchises.WEEKEND BOX OFFICE REPORTMarch 6th - 8th, 2026 1. Hoppers (w1) $46.0M2. Scream 7 (w2) $17.3M3. The Bride! (w1) $7.2M4. GOAT (w4) $6.6M5. Wuthering Heights (w4) $3.7M6. Crime 101 (w4) $2.0M7. Send Help (w6) $1.6M8. I Can Only Imagine 2 (w3) $1.5M9. EPIC: Elvis Presley in Concert (w3) $1.5M10. Demon Slayer:Kimetsu no Yalba... (w26) $1.3MFLASHBACK TO THIS WEEKEND IN 19871. Lethal Weapon (w1) $6.8M2. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 (w2) $6.7M3. Platoon (w12) $6.1M4. Angel Heart (w1) $3.6M5. Outrageous Fortune (w6) $3.3Mcinema newsStallone, Schwarzeneggerannounce plans for legacy sequelsBest Sellers: Movies& TV, Blu-Ray & DVD 1. Zootopia 22. The Bride!3. Marty Supreme4. Predator: Badlands5. Moneyball6. Excalibur7. Fallout: Compete Second Season8. Ben-Hur9. The Wild Robot10. Song Sung BlueSource: Amazon (includes pre-orders)A never-before-seen George Michael concert film is set to hit the bigscreen. The film, George Michael: The Faith Tour, features footage fromMichael’s two-night stand at Paris' Palais Omnisports de Paris-Bercy in1988 during his first-ever solo tour. The long lost film has now beenrestored and remastered and will be released in theaters later this year. Inaddition to the concert film, a new live album, The Faith Tour, willbe released this year, featuring 18 previously unreleased recordings ofsongs from Michael’s solo and Wham! catalogs. Michael landed 10number 1 songs on the Billboard Hot 100 in a career which ended withhis death in 2016. Release dates of the film and music will be announcedat a later date.George Michael concert filmcoming to theatersThey’re not done yet!Sylvester Stallone andArnold Schwarzeneggerreturn to legacycharacters in new filmsWhen Vanilla Ice was castin 1991's Teenage MutantNinja Turtles II: The Secretof the Ooze, returning totheaters March 13 - 19 viaFathom Entertainment(locally playing at CinemarkTinseltown in Kenosha), itwas because of his hit songIce Ice Baby. In 2026, hesays young fans stilldiscover his 1990 hitbecause they see him in theNinja Turtles film. When theTurtles fight other monsters in a dance club, Vanilla Ice freestyles NinjaRap on the stage. In a recent interview, Vanilla Ice, real name Rob VanWinkle, 58, said Ninja Rap outlasted Ice Ice Baby. \"They're like, 'Well,I started off with the Ninja Turtles and then I heard he did other songs,'\"he said. He did indeed do other songs and released six albums. Now, VanWinkle discovers YouTube videos of young fans listening to his 1990 hit.\"They do these reaction videos where they're listening to it for the firsttime on YouTube,\" he said. \"They're already in their 30s and never heard'Ice Ice Baby.'\" Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II suggests that Ice canmake up a rap about human-sized, fighting turtles on the spot. In real life,Van Winkle did not need much more time to write Ninja Rap. \"I did it inone night, actually the night before that in my hotel room,\" he said. \"Iwas so excited, I couldn't sleep.\" In a mild spoiler alert for the 1991movie, the Turtles win their fight. Then they dance with Vanilla Ice. \"Icame up with all those dance routines. I had to teach them how to do itand then the challenge was to teach them how to do it with the suits on.\"In the 1990 and 1991 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, performerswore Turtle costumes with animatronic heads designed by the Henson'sCreature Shop. Van Winkle filmed during a break from his 1990 tour.During production, EMI Records CEO Charles Koppelman had bikiniclad models present him with his gold, platinum, double and tripleplatinum album plaques. \"They go, 'Actually, today you sold another 3million. We just do''t have the plaque printed up,'\" he said. \"It's at 675million worldwide now. At that time, I didn't know I'd sold ten records.\"Vanilla Ice says Ninja Turtlesfans still discover 'Ice Ice Baby'Vanilla Ice returns to the big screen whenTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secretof the Ooze plays at Tinseltown Mar. 13-19Movie News Page_9x.qxp_KEN movie times 3/10/26 2:48 PM Page 1
Page 24 HAPPENINGS March 12, 2026 www.hap2it.comJessie Buckley: 'The Bride!' birthed 'Hamnet' Jessie Buckley stars in TheBride!, now in theaters, after herOscar nominated turn in lastyear's Hamnet. Buckley filmedThe Bride! first and said herHamnet character came out ofher work on this movie.At a recent virtual pressconference, Buckley, 36,explained how the differentroles connected. The Bride(Buckley) was resurrected tojoin Frankenstein (ChristianBale), and Hamnet's Agnes wasShakespeare's wife grievingtheir child's death.\"The woman that you discoverat the beginning of Hamnet isthe woman that I birthed inmyself in Bride,\" Buckley said.\"I think in some ways whenAgnes is able to let Will go, it'sbecause she has a substantiallove and I think the love that Iexperienced and explored inThe Bride!.\"Buckley described her Bride!character, Ida, as \"a woman whohas a language unto her own, isdeeply embodied, is ready tolove wildly and on their ownterms, like really love.\"Ida does die and come back tolife. Her face is stained with thechemicals Dr. Euphornius(Annette Benning) used toresurrect her, a look that onlysubsided gradually afterfilming.Even before she dies, Ida ispossessed by the spirit ofFrankenstein author MaryShelley. Buckley also playsShelley, who speaks through Idato tell the world her follow-upstory.Maggie Gyllenhaal wrote anddirected The Bride!. She wasinspired by Shelley after readingFrankenstein for the first timeafter graduating ColumbiaUniversity with a Bachelor ofArts degree in literature andEastern religions.\"I closed the last page of it andsecretly, maybe dangerously, Ithought, 'I wonder if MaryShelley had a bit more shewanted to say, that was not onlyunpublishable in 1820, butunthinkable,'\" Gyllenhaal, 48,said. \"What if we daredourselves to fantasize orimagine what this radicalwoman, what else she mighthave had on her mind?\"Gyllenhaal said she felt a bitpossessed by Shelley's spiritherself.\"She just wouldn't go away,\"Gyllenhaal said. \"I like tosometimes imagine that she isspeaking through me. In myhouse, if like a door slams orlike, you know, like a gust ofwind comes through, we say,'Oh, it's Mary Shelley.'\"In the novel, VictorFrankenstein creates a female atthe demands of his creature butdestroys her. That portion of thebook provided the basis for the1935 James Whale directedBride of Frankenstein.Still, Gyllenhaal felt The Bridewas an extra in her own movie.\"The Bride isn't in it,\"Gyllenhaal said. \"I mean, she'sin it for two minutes and shedoesn't say one word. It mademe very curious about what shemight be thinking or feeling.\"In the 1935 film, ElsaLancaster played Shelley in aprologue and the Bride in thefilm. Buckley was inspired byLancaster.Gyllenhaal realized that givingwomen a voice was not limitedto the Bride of Frankenstein inthe history of cinema.\"Come to think of it actually, Ithink all sorts of women inmovies made a long time ago,we don't get a chance to getreally inside of what was shethinking?\" Gyllenhaal said.\"She finds herself in such aninsane situation, having beenbrought back from the deadwithout her consent to be thewife of someone that she's nevermet.\"Buckley said Ida had her owncuriosity about Frankensteinthat made her stay with him.Their interactions exploredmore than romantic love andmonogamy for Buckley.The bond between two so-calledmonsters was also important toGyllenhaal.\"There sometimes feels likemonstrous aspects inside ofeach and every one of us, thingsthat we are told are notallowed,\" Gyllenhaal said. \"Thismovie is a celebration of all ofthe parts of all of us that will notfit into the box that we've beentold we need to fit into.\"Buckley felt the Shelley of TheBride! realized what made heroriginal creature monstrous andattempted to correct it with Ida.\"What makes this monstermonstrous is loneliness,\"Buckley said. \"She's like, 'I needto give it love. I need love. Iwasn't brave enough. I was tooscared to love the last time.'\"Buckley cherished the monsterthat allowed her to release thegrieving mother in Hamnet later.\"What a gift to know both ofthese women inside me,\"Buckley said. \"I'm never goingto let them go.\"By Fred TopelJessie Buckley: Five roles beyondHamnet & The BrideJessie Buckley and Christian Bale star in the new film The Bride!Jessie Buckley's performance inHamnet has so far earned her accoladesat the Golden Globes, Critics Choice,BAFTAs and Actor Awards. Herportrayal of Agnes in the film has alsosecured an Oscar nomination. ButBuckley has been delivering standoutperformances for years. Here are fiveroles that showcase Buckley's rangebeyond Hamnet.Wild RoseBuckley's breakout performance camein this 2018 feature, in which sheportrayed Glasgow singer Rose-LynnHarlan who takes a cleaning jobfollowing her release from jail whiledreaming of singing country music.ChernobylThe HBO miniseries arrived in 2019and followed the 1986 nuclear disaster.Buckley portrayed LyudmillaIgnatenko, starring opposite JaredHarris, Stellan Skarsgard and .The five-part series was so popular thatit sparked tourism to Ukraine.I'm Thinking of Ending ThingsThe 2020 psychological horror followsBuckley's character as she weighsbreaking things off with JessePlemons' Jake during a trip to meet hisparents. Toni Collette and DavidThewlis portray his parents. The film,which takes its inspiration from a novelby Iain Reid, is helmed by CharlieKaufman.Fargo Season 4Buckley portrayed Oraetta Mayflowerin Season 4 of Fargo (2020), whichfollows a fragile peace between rivalcrime organizations in Kansas City,Mo., during 1950. JasonSchwartzman, Ben Whishaw, ChrisRock and Jack Huston also starred inthe season.The Lost DaughterMaggie Gyllenhaal helmed the Oscarnominated drama The Lost Daughter(2021), which marked the director'sfirst time working with Buckley.Buckley portrayed Leda in the film, theyounger version of Olivia Colman'scharacter. Dakota Johnson, EdHarris, Peter Sarsgaard, DagmaraDominczyk and Paul Mescal also starin the film. \"A woman's beach vacationtakes a dark turn when her obsessionwith a young mother forces her toconfront the secrets of her past,\" anofficial synopsis reads.Feature Story.qxp_My Turn 1-2H 3/10/26 1:43 PM Page 1
www.hap2it.com March 12, 2026 HAPPENINGS Page 25Sports metaphors in politics havebecome a strange newqualification for public office.Apparently, if you’ve played,coached, or even interviewedsomeone holding a ball, you’reready to legislate.Chicago’s brutally cold winter, Ihave managed to indulge my loveof sports by hitting the gymregularly, taking a few golf swingsin one of those indoor simulatorthings, and continuing my passionfor pickleball. It is the latter that fuels my desireto become a high-ranking electedofficial. Retiring Illinois SenatorDick Durbin’s seat looksparticularly inviting.As an avid pickleball player, andone familiar with the sport’sterminology, I plan to PICKLE myopponents in the primaries. Onceelected, I will RALLY this countryaway from the SOFT DINKreputation we have today. I willend corruption faster than theTHIRD SHOT DROP I havemastered.You see, it appears a connectionto, or even a passing interest in,athletics qualifies someone to runfor political office. The latestexample? Retired NBC SundayNight football reporter MicheleTafoya, who recently announcedher intention to seek the soon-tobe-vacated U.S. Senate seat inMinnesota.How About Swinging for aSmaller Fence?Not a local school board official,water reclamation districtrepresentative or some other entrylevel elected position wherepoliticians typically begin theirrise to national prominence. No,Tafoya believes her experienceinterviewing sweaty professionalfootball players is all it takes toleap directly to the U.S. Capitolchamber. She explained hercredentials via her campaignannouncement, posted on socialmedia.“For years I covered the biggestfootball games in America,”Tafoya says offscreen as voters seepictures of her smiling whilequestioning football luminariessuch as Peyton Manning, TomBrady and Aaron Rodgers.If you still need MOREconvincing, Tafoya isn’t finished.“I walked the sidelines when thepressure was mounting and thestakes were the highest,” she said.Pardon my ignorance. I don’twatch a lot of football, but I can’trecall NBC announcers MikeTirico or Chris Collingsworth eversaying, “It’s fourth and one withtime running out. Wonder if wewill soon see Tafoya? She looksconfident and ready to handle thepressure in her fur-lined coat.”“That job taught me about morethan football,” Tafoya continued,while strolling on a snow-coveredfootball field. “It taught me abouthow leadership really works.When leaders are prepared andaccountable, teams succeed. Whenthey aren’t, people pay the price.”From there Tafoya ticked off,without specifics, her plans tofight corruption, end fraud andprotect Minnesotans’ tax dollars.Leadership LessonsLearned WhileInterviewing Sweaty DudesMaybe I missed something 40years ago as a college intern at aChicago radio station. Myresponsibilities includedinterviewing professional baseballplayers following games. Theseplayers were often naked. I didn’tlearn anything about leadershipand accountability but I did learnthe following:1. With a few exceptions,professional baseball players can’tstring together two coherentsentences.2. Baseball players have foulmouths. Their managers’ mouthsare worse.3. When interviewing a nakedbaseball player, never look down. Somehow, I don’t think those“lessons” would translate intovotes but who knows? Tafoyaseems to think so, and she’s notthe only one who peppers herpolitical aspirations with sportsanalogies. Former Auburn footballcoach turned U.S. Senator TommyTuberville (R-AL) is now runningto become that state’s nextgovernor. Why? Because, in anappearance on Fox News eightmonths ago, Tuberville remindedvoters that “I’m a football coach,I’m a leader, I’m a builder, I’m arecruiter. And we’re gonna growAlabama.”Tuberville probably hopes the“clock has run down” on voterswho remember that, shortly afterbecoming senator, he couldn’tcorrectly name the U.S.government’s three branches.Former NFL kicker Jay Feely’swebsite states he is ready to “kickWashington into shape” as hemounts a bid for an Arizonacongressional seat. His campaignslogan is “tough on the field,tougher in Washington.”Yes, kicking looks difficult.Kickers must contend withswirling winds, hostile fans andpoor snaps. But has a kicker ever“doinked” one off the uprightsbecause he wasn’t tough enough?Feely probably thinks so. So if that’s what it takes to fillDurbin’s seat, then I’ll insertsports metaphors, specificallypickleball-related ones, into all mycampaign ads and fundraisingliterature.Please get out of the KITCHENand join me!greg schwemSince 2010 Greg Schwem has written the nationallysyndicated Humor Hotel column forTribune Content Agency. Greg has returned to his comedyclub roots, testing material at someof the nation’s mostpopular comedy clubs, includingseveral appearances at the Kenosha Comedy Club Sports Metaphors in Politics:From Sidelines to... Senate?A conservation officer wassummoned to an antique store inNew York where shoppersdiscovered an owl sleeping on ashelf next to a chicken-shapedcookie jar.The New York Department ofEnvironmental Conservation saidEnvironmental ConservationOfficer Darren Milliron respondedto an antique store in EastDurham, Greene County.\"Employees at an antique storestated that shoppers noticedsomething extremely lifelike onone of the shelves,\" thedepartment said in a news release.\"A sleepy eastern screech owl wasperched next to a chicken cookiejar.\"Milliron carefully picked the owlup and took it to a nearby woodedarea, where it was observed flyinginto a tree.\"This species of owl is nocturnaland typically nests in tree cavities,not store shelves,\" the release said.ʻAntique owlʼ in shop found to be napping visitorMichele TafoyaMy Turn Schwem.qxp_My Turn 1-2H 3/10/26 4:06 PM Page 1
Page 26 HAPPENINGS March 12, 2026 www.hap2it.comLate last month, the averagefor 30-year fixed mortgage ratesdropped below 6 percent for thefirst time in three and a halfyears. Freddie Mac reported thatas of February 26, the 30-yearrate was 5.98%, down from6.76% a year ago, and significantly lower than the recent peakof 7.8% in October 2023.Lower rates should help borrowers, but importantly, they mayalso encourage sellers to list theirhomes and move. As of the endof Q3 (the most current dataavailable), the percentage of outstanding home loans under 4% is51.5%, so even a 6% loan makesit difficult for homeowners to selltheir homes and buy a new homesince their monthly paymentswould increase sharply. This socalled “lock-in effect” has kept alid on inventory.If you suspended your househunting back when rates wereabove 7%, don’t get too excitedabout your prospects now.Housing affordability hasimproved, but only slightly.The Federal Reserve Bank ofAtlanta’s Home OwnershipAffordability Monitor (HOAM)provides a monthly measure ofthe median-income household’scapacity to afford the medianpriced home. The tracker takesinto consideration the monthlyprincipal and interest cost, giventhe current mortgage interestrates, as well as the costs associated with taxes, property insurance, and private mortgage insurance to determine the totalmonthly cost of carrying thehouse.HOAM uses the U.S.Department of Housing andUrban Development (HUD) standard 30% share of income threshold to measure affordability. Ifthe annual cost is below a 30%share of income, homeownershipis considered affordable, and if itis above, homeownership is considered unaffordable. Here’s why the housing marketwas so compelling amid COVID,compared with today:December 2020Median household income = $68,585Median home price = $286,800Mortgage interest rate = 2.7%Total monthly cost = $1,596Affordability = 28%December 2025Median household income = $85,331Median home price = $398,667Mortgage interest rate = 6.2%Total monthly cost = $2,999Affordability = 42%If you are able to afford ahome because your income canabsorb all of the costs, youshould run the numbers. Considerjob security and always ask yourself if you were to buy, could youcontinue funding other goals likeretirement or education funding.It’s fine to ease off the accelerator on funding those for a fewyears, but if buying a home blowsup your longer-term plans, youmay be overextending.I always like to remind folksthat owning a home is not theonly way to accumulate wealth.Renters should remember thatmoney that they would havespent on a downpayment, mortgage, taxes, insurance, and ongoing maintenance is available tosave and invest for the future.Refinancing refresherIf you have a mortgage rate inthe 7% range, you have probablybeen monitoring every tick of themortgage market, so breakingbelow the 6% level is tantalizing.Because every refinance hascosts, you need to run the numbers.Fannie Mae has a good calculator, but the basic idea is todetermine the total closing costsof refinancing a loan and thendivide that amount by the monthly savings that the refi will meanfor you. The result will tell youhow many months it will take tobreak even on a refi.For example, if closing coststotal $5,000 and a refi will saveyou $200 per month, then youneed to stay in the loan for 25months in order to break even onthe refinancing. Even if you arefacing a longer time horizon, ifyour house has gone up in value,you may be able to eliminatePrivate Mortgage Insurance(PMI), which could also save youmoney.Jill On Money: Is 6% the solution to housing affordability?Jill Schlesinger, CFP, is aCBS News business analyst.A former options trader andCIO of an investmentadvisory firm, she welcomescomments and questions [email protected] her website atwww.jillonmoney.com)HomesPlus.qxp_HAPPENINGS FULL AD TEMPLATE 3/10/26 1:01 PM Page 28
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If any of the above information is material or being utilized to determine whether to purchase the property, the buyershould personally verify same or have it confirmed by a qualified expert. The information to independently verify and confirm includes but is not limited to total square footage formula, total squarefootage / acreage figures, land, building or room dimensions and all other measurements of any sort or type. Equal housing opportunity listing. Copyright 2026 by Multiple Listing Service, Inc. Preparedby Southshore AR on Monday, March 09, 2026 10:44 AM.Sales of existing homes greatlydeclined in January despite mortgage rates coming down, a reportfrom the National Association ofRealtors released says Existinghome sales, sales of homes thatwere previously owned and occupied, fell 8.4% in January on a seasonally adjusted annual rate. Saleswere 4.4% lower than January2025. The median sales price ofexisting homes was $396,800 forall housing types, nearly a 1%increase over a year ago.\"The decrease in sales is disappointing,\" Lawrence Yun, chiefeconomist for the National RealtorsAssociation, said in a statement.\"Affordability conditions areimproving, with NAR's HousingAffordability Index showing thathousing is the most affordable it'sbeen since March 2022. This is dueto wage gains outpacing homeprice growth and mortgage ratesbeing lower than a year ago.\"The average 30-year fixed-ratemortgage was 6.10%, edging downfrom 6.19% in December, FreddieMac reports. In January 2025 it was6.96%.Yun added that there was a lowsupply of existing homes, drivingmedian prices to a new high for themonth of January. Weather and\"above-normal precipitation\" werealso cited as reasons for a slowmonth.There were 1.22 million units ofall types for sale, a nearly 1%decline over December. The inventory of unsold homes would take anestimated 3.7 months to sell, slightly higher than the unsold supply inDecember, based on the pace ofsales and no new homes beingadded.Housing affordability increasedthe most in the Western UnitedStates, with the HousingAffordability Index increasing17.1%. The median home price inthe West remains the highest atmore than $600,000. The index forthe Northeastern United Statesgrew the least but was still up 9%.Existing home sales dropped 8.4%in January, Realtor report saysHomesPlus.qxp_HAPPENINGS FULL AD TEMPLATE 3/10/26 1:01 PM Page [email protected] 262-945-1018• Broker/Associate• Re/Max Elite• Sterling GroupMelissa Roach - ZieversBy Appointment OnlyYes, your home will sell fast!But the outcome can be completely different dependingon who your select as your agent.List with Melissa today! List with Melissa today!When you list with Melissa you get a seasoned professional with over33 years of experience. 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www.hap2it.com March 12, 2026 HAPPENINGS Page 31Tell the truth. Are there days inthe winter when your heatingsystem can’t provide the heat youneed to keep you comfortable?What about your AC system? Arethere blistering hot summer dayswhen you feel like a simmeringsausage in a skillet?You may not want to hear this,but it’s normal for this to happen.Your heating and cooling contractor may not have told you thetruth, so I’ll be his proxy.Several weeks ago, I was onthe phone with a man who livesin the Midwest. He purchasedone of my short consultation telephone calls. He wanted to knowwhy his condominium was coldand drafty when it was belowzero Fahrenheit.He mentioned a cold draft ofmoving air in his kitchen. It turnsout he’s got three very large windows in the room. I explainedthat the moving air was a convection current where the room airwas hitting the cold inner pane ofglass. This chilled air then felldown to the floor, much likewater flowing over a waterfall.He wasn’t feeling the outsideair infiltrating through the windows. Stand in this pathway, andit will feel like a breeze. The coldair pushes warmer room air backup to the top of the windows. Tryto picture a sideways, invisiblemerry-go-round in your home.I shared with this man thatheating and cooling design in residential homes is by far the mostcomplex aspect of home building. A true professional HVACcontractor will enter all sorts ofdata about the wall insulationthickness, window sizes, compass direction of the house walls,door sizes, total exterior wall surface area, attic insulation thickness and so forth into a computerprogram. The software will thenspit out heat loss and heat gainresults in BTUs per hour. Thisshould be done on a room-byroom basis.The contractor has to tell thesoftware where the house islocated and what the desired interior temperatures should be. Thisis because two identical houses indifferent cities can require verydifferent furnaces and AC units.A house in northern Minnesotarequires much more heat per houron a given day than the exactsame house in Alabama.I know what you might bethinking. You’ll just tell yourcontractor to oversize the furnaceand AC unit so you’re alwayscomfortable. It’s a mistake to dothis because the equipmentwould short-cycle. In the winter,the blast of hot air coming out ofyour supply ducts would fool thethermostat, telling it that theroom is warm enough when, infact, there is still cold air in theroom.An AC system that shortcycles doesn’t run long enough toremove enough humidity fromthe air. You then end up with ahouse that’s cold and clammy.My advice to the homeownerwas simple. The easiest thing todo is to wear more clothes on thecoldest days. I do that in my ownhome. I often wear long underwear, a knit hat, and a hoodiesweatshirt that keeps my neckwarm. While it may seem odd, Ican tell you I’m toasty warm onthose bitter winter days.I then shared that he could purchase affordable portable oilfilled electric radiators. Thesewould create additional heat tooffset the heat loss in the coldrooms he’s occupying.If you're remodeling or evenbuilding a new home, you mightwant to consider adding radiantheat mats under bathroom flooring. This heat will not only helpmake the room nice and warm,but your bare feet will touch asoothing, warm surface instead ofyou doing a dance trying to getonto a throw rug as you step outof the shower.The ductwork that supplies theheated and cooled air must alsobe designed and installed withgreat care. Each room must haveenough heat and cooling to offsetthe heat loss and heat gain forthat room.The rooms farthest from thefurnace must have air flowingfrom the supply duct as stronglyas the room closest to the furnace. This is achieved by maintaining the same static pressure inthe duct system along its entirelength.Don’t assume everything willbe done correctly when youbuild. I urge you to have a conversation with your builder andinclude the HVAC contractor ifpossible. Discuss everything I’veshared above and see if you getany pushback from the builder orHVAC contractor.It’s very difficult to remedyductwork that’s not sized correctly once a house is built. You getone chance to get it right. This iswhy the Ask the Builder motto is“Do it Right, Not Over!”Subscribe to Tim’s FREEnewsletter atAsktheBuilder.com. Tim offers phone coachingcalls if you get stuckduring a DIY job. Go here:go.askthebuilder.com/coachingAsk the Builder: The ugly truth about your heating and cooling systemTim Carter joinsHappenings Q&A on Thu March 19th at9:20am on AM1050 WLIP It’s a real estateroundtable whenMelissa RoachZievers and Shiela Hegjoin us on air todiscuss the most upto-date news in realestate. Tune in toHappeningsQ&A/AM1050 WLIPTuesday, March 24th at 10am.HomesPlus.qxp_HAPPENINGS FULL AD TEMPLATE 3/10/26 1:00 PM Page 31
Page 32 HAPPENINGS March 12, 2026 www.hap2it.comBillboard Hot 1001. Choosin’ Texas/Ella Langley2. Man I Need/Olivia Dean3. Ordinary/Alex Warren4. Opalite/Taylor Swift5. I Just Might/Bruno Mars6. Golden/Huntr-X7. The Fate of Ophelia/Taylor Swift8. DTMF/Bad Bunny9. Back to Friends/Sombr10. Folded/KehlaniBillboard 2001. Cloud 9/Megan Moroney2. Debi Tirar Mas Fotos/Bad Bunny3. Luck...Or Something/Hilary Duff4. Ca$ino/Baby Keem5. I’m the Problem/Morgan Wallen6. Octane/Don Toliver7. The Art of Loving/Olivia Dean8. The Fall-Off/J. Cole9. The Life of a Showgirl/Taylor Swift10. Prizefighter/Mumford & SonsTHIS WEEKʼS HOTTEST MUSIC!Billboard Hot 1001. Jacob’s Ladder/Huey Lewis & News2. Lean on Me/Club Nouveau3. Let’s Wait Awhile/Janet Jackson4. Mandolin Rain/Bruce Hornsby,Range5. Somewhere Out There/Ronstadt & Ingram6. Livin’ On A Prayer/Bon Jovi7. Big Time/Peter Gabriel8. Brand New Lover/Dead or Alive9. You Got It All/The Jets10. Keep Your Hands.../Georgia SatellitesBillboard 200 Albums1. Licensed to Ill/Beastie Boys2. Slipper When Wet/Bon Jovi3. The Way It Is/Bruce Horsnby & Range4. Control/Janet Jackson5. The Joshua Tree/U26. Fore!/Huey Lewis & the News7. Night Songs/Cinderella8. Rapture/Anita Baker9. Invisible Touch/Genesis10. Graceland/Paul SimonFLASHBACK TO THIS WEEK IN 1987K-pop supergroup BTS unveiled the tracklist for its upcoming studioalbum Arirang, offering the first detailed look at the band's long-awaitedfull-group comeback following the members' military service. Thegroup's label, BigHit Music, released the tracklist through officialchannels, confirming that the album will feature 14 songs. The album,scheduled for release March 20, will mark BTS' first major group projectin nearly four years and their first since the members completedmandatory military service. BigHit said the album's 14 tracks share \"thehonest stories BTS has long wanted to tell ARMY, who have beenwaiting for their full-group comeback.\" ARMY is the name of BTS'sofficial fandom. \"The members were deeply involved throughout thesongwriting and production process, infusing their own thoughts andidentities while expressing the emotions and reflections they experiencedalong their journey,\" the label said.BigHit also unveiled producing and songwriting credits for Arirang, withBTS members represented on every track alongside star producersincluding Diplo, Tame Impala's Kevin Parker, El Guincho, MikeWiLL Made-It and Ryan Tedder. \"Was a journey and so much funworking with these guys and an honor to be involved in this,\" Tedder,who collaborated on several songs, wrote on the social media platform X.The album announcement comes ahead of \"BTS The Comeback Live:Arirang,\" a major reunion performance scheduled for March 21 atGwanghwamun Square in central Seoul that will be streamed globally onNetflix. Seoul city officials said this week they have conditionallyapproved a safety management plan for the large-scale event, which isexpected to draw massive crowds to the downtown plaza. The citysaid organizers will strengthen crowd-control measures, emergencymedical transport systems and transportation management. Authoritieswill operate a joint on-site control center with police, fire officials andother agencies to oversee safety during the event, Seoul officials said.Arirang will be BTS' fifth studio album and their first major release sincethe 2022 anthology Proof. Following the album's release, the group willembark on what BigHit described as the largest world tour in K-pophistory, spanning 34 cities and 79 shows. The tour, which features a 360-degree stage design, kicks off April 9 at Goyang Sports Complex nearSeoul and comes to the US, with two nights at Chicago’s Soldier Fieldon August 27 and 28. Formed in 2010, BTS consists of RM, Jin, V, JHope, Suga, Jung Kook and Jimin. The group went on hiatus in 2022as all seven members completed South Korea's mandatory militaryservice.music newsBTS unveils comebackGet your tickets now for when K-pop legends BTS come to Chicago fortwo nights at Soldier Field this summer!Brooke Hogan is turning herheartbreak into music. Eight monthsafter skipping her father HulkHogan’s funeral, the 37-year-oldmedia sensation took to Instagram toannounce a deeply emotional songinspired by their complicatedrelationship which will drop thisFriday, March 13. Hulk — born TerryGene Bollea — died July 24, 2025, atage 71. In a sneak preview of her newtrack, “Wanna Go Back,” Brookesings, “I don’t wanna go back, ’causeyou were my world, and I was yourgirl. But Daddy, come back.” Brookedid not attend Hulk’s funeral, laterexplaining on her Instagram that he“hated the morbidity of funerals” andthat she chose to honor him privately. Jello Biafra, the original singerof Dead Kennedys and longtimepunk figurehead, spoken word artist,and political activist, has beenhospitalized after suffering ahemorrhagic stroke due to high bloodpressure last weekend. The musician,67, broke the news over Instagramvia his record label AlternativeTentacles. Recounting the moment ofhis stroke, Biafra wrote: “I hoppedout of my bed because I needed topee, and my left leg just collapsedunder me and I fell to the floor. Icouldn’t even break the fall with myleft arm because it wasn’t working either. I tried to hop back up again,and I couldn’t. I realized I had ‘fallen and I can’t get up!’ It was thispoint I thought, ‘Oh s**t, I’m having a stroke!’ I still have a lot of greatstuff in me, but right now I gotta lotta of rehabbing to do.”Music News.qxp_My Turn 1-2H 3/10/26 10:50 AM Page 1
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Do not make financial decisions today.TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A recent upheaval in a friendship may begin to simmer down, the friendship could be moving into calmer waters. A partner may need understanding or support, don’t let judgment get in the way.GEMINI (May 21-June 20): When someone shows you who they are, believe them. While below-zero days merit lowered expectations, it’s still a goodness to put your heart into every task, even the small stuff. Just be a little more patient now.CANCER (June 21-July 22): You might be somewhat disenchanted with a mentor, teacher, or guru. If this is due to an ongoing pattern, it’s OK to disengage now. If in doubt wait until Tuesday or after to weigh facts and make the decision.LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): What could be motivating you to make a money move could be wise or could be due to old programs running in your mind. Regardless, don’t change anything or open a financial account until later this month.VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You could be eager to communicate but might or might not get the answer you want. Better odds of better outcomes are available when Universal day scores are above zero, wait a few more days.LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):If you can’t muster a team you may need to do it yourself. Fortunately, you’ve done it before and can do it again. You’ve got this but keep expectations low to mid under today’s dark stars.SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Creative self-expression is for you, other opinions aren’t necessary or relevant. Until stars return to daylight on Tuesday, revealing vulnerability could backfire or spin off unexpected consequences.SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): When the stars don’t support action, it can be a great time for self-work or just rest and recovery. The one caveat about going within under poor stars is to revisit your thoughts again when stars improve, they could change.CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your idea could be excellent and still fall flat today, below-zero days don’t help anything live up to potential. Wait until Tuesday or later for much better odds of appreciation and applause.AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A financial plan could be great but wait to implement it at least 2 more days. It’s easier to support an effort you believe in — when you do believe it’s easy to go all in. Test assumptions just in case.PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your wit could sparkle and you could be convincing today. This said, it’s still not the time to pull the trigger on any actions which could be important to you. Tuesday and beyond offer much better odds.ACROSS1 Insect-preserving resin6 Kick in or kick off11 Crunch targets14 Coupe de __: classic Cadillac15 Airport structure16 Shot chaser?17 Excellent rendition of a Belafonte hit?19 Time for the history books20 Oyster bed?21 Shabby22 Novelist Louise who created the fictional police inspector Armand Gamache24 Removed from power26 Bearing27 Help a former first lady feel better?32 Red-hatted figure in Travelocity ads35 Group before millennials36 Catch37 More than fancy38 Push (for)40 In this case41 “Bravo, mi amigo!”42 Squabble43 Always ready to order?44 Gala for the cops?48 Crunch’s rank49 Some UPS Store customers53 Japanese room divider55 As a soloist57 Cut (off)58 Pursue romantically59 Give a cool cat a thorough bath?62 Beseech63 Small crown64 Foot the bill65 “You got it”66 Weapon in a scabbard67 ChucksDOWN1 Dance around2 __ words3 Censor4 Rivendell resident5 Second edition6 Knight mares7 Figure skating great Eldredge8 On the road9 Lightsaber-wielding heroine10 Torrid Zone region11 Italian mountain range12 Waste13 “Don’t leave!”18 Poetic contraction23 Cry from one atop a chair25 “That’s a new one __”26 “The Pink Sash” painter Cassatt28 Split personality?29 Laura Bush’s brother-in-law30 Glasses holders31 Follow32 Mushy bowlful33 French Quarter city, familiarly34 Stays on the range too long38 Sphinx, mostly39 Clocked out40 Piece of academic regalia42 Keyboard pros43 Outranked by45 __ Mahal46 Weather map line47 Peddle50 Church leader51 __ flush52 Catches53 Influence54 Kiddie pool filler55 Many an Emirati56 Tackle box gadget60 Org. whose HQ is home to the unsolved puzzle sculpture Kryptos61 Gru’s long-lost twin brother in “Despicable Me 3”horoscopein the stars
Page 34 HAPPENINGS March 12, 2026 www.hap2it.com“What I kept hearing [fromPeacock and Universal] was,‘Listen, the show is reallyexpensive to produce and there’s noway to do it at a lower cost. So Isaid, ‘All right, I hear you loud andclear.’” In a recent interview withThe Wrap, creator Seth McFarlanesays that a third season of hisPeacock original sitcom Ted ishighly unlikely due to costs. It seems all the people watchingTed don't exactly equal the cost of animating the titular stuffedbear in addition to the show's other financial productionobligations. The series in a prequel to the two films starringMark Wahlberg as a man with a sentient teddy bear as a bestfriend, which leads to numerous shenanigans. “I can recognize what fun that is going to be — when you arein the cinema and you see the hat turn around and it’s Gandalf.Because I’m also a fan, and excited to see how it all comestogether… I’m not able to officially say anything until it’sannounced, but I will say I’m thrilled with the prospect ofanother film… I certainly wouldn’t want anybody else to playFrodo either as long as I’m alive and able.\" Elijah Woodneither confirms nor denies that he will be making anappearance in the 2027 film “The Hunt for Gollum.” It hasbeen confirmed that Ian McKellen will be returning to portrayGandalf, and the character of Frodo, which Wood portrayed inthe previous Lord of the Rings films, will appear in theupcoming film. “When I’ve picked other fights —like when I let my hair go gray —it was something everybody wantedto talk about and address. Nowwe’re having conversations abouthow many female beauty standardshave been rooted in pedophilia, andhow an aging woman has beenvilified.” 43-year-old actressHilarie Burton says she is proudlyembracing her gray hair, addingthat she’s in her “bog witch phase”and trusting her “gut instinct” thattells her when to stand her ground. “I’m being disregarded as a human, this is what it’s like. I’mjust trying to go to dinner, and I’ve asked these people severaltimes to get away from me.” Which pop star recently got into itwith paparazzi while dining in Paris, in which she decided toturn the situation around and start filming those bothering her? For the answer, visit Hap2it.comA. Olivia RodrigoB. Charli XCXC. Chappell RoanD. Dua Lipathings people say birthdays3/15 Will.i.am 51, Eva Longoria 51, Mark Hoppus 54, Jai Courtney 40, Mark McGrath 58, Bret Michaels 63,Fabio 67, Dee Snider 713/16 Alexandra Daddario 40, Lauren Graham 59, Flavor Flav 67, Danny Brown 45, Alan Tudyk 55,Brooke Burns 48, Erik Estrada 773/17 Rob Kardashian 39, Tamar Braxton 49, Rob Lowe 62, Hozier 36, John Boyega 34, Kurt Russell 75, Gary Sinise 71, Billy Corgan 593/18 Adam Levine 47, Lily Collins 37, Queen Latifah 56, Brad Dourif 763/19 Bruce Willis 71, Glenn Close 79, Julia Montes 31,Garrett Clayton 35, Ebon Moss-Bachrach 493/20 Ruby Rose 40, David Thewlis 63, Bianca Lawson 47, Spike Lee 69, Holly Hunter 683/21 Gary Oldman 68, Scott Eastwood 40, Matthew Broderick 64, Rosie O’Donnell 64Mar 15, 1945 King Cole Trio topsthe very first Billboard album chartMar 16, 1948 After being convictedof narcotics possession, singer BillieHoliday is released from prison earlydue to good behaviorMar 19, 1953 The 25th AcademyAwards are televised for the first timeMar 17, 1968 Bee Gees make theirTV debut on The Ed Sullivan ShowMar 16, 1972 John Lennon andYoko Ono are served withdeportation papers by USImmigrationMar 15, 1977 The racy sitcomThree’s Company premieres on ABCMar 19, 1977 The series finale of The Mary Tyler Moore Showairs on CBSMar 16, 1979 The music specialWings Over the World with PaulMcCartney airs on CBSMar 19, 1979 The House ofRepresentatives begin live TVbroadcasts on C-SPANMar 21, 1980 Making the seasoncliffhanger infamous, JR Ewing(Larry Hagman) is shot in theseason 3 finale of DallasMar 18, 1982 Soul singer Teddy Pendergrass is paralyzed in a car accidentMar 20, 1982 Joan Jett & theBlackhearts’ I Love Rock N Rollhits #1 for the first of 7 weeksMar 20, 1990 Singer Gloria Estefan fractures her spine in a bus accident while on tourMar 16, 1991 Seven members of Reba McEntire’s band are killed in a plane crashMar 20, 1991 Michael Jacksonsigns a $65M deal with Sony to produce 6 albumsMar 21, 1995 New Jersey dedicated the Howard SternRest Area along Route 295Mar 21, 1997 Jennifer Lopezstars in her breakthrough role in the bio-pic SelenaMar 15, 2013 Justin Timberlakereleases his third album The 20/20 ExperienceMar 17, 2017 The live action remake Beauty and the Beast,starring Emma Watson, opensMar 20, 2019 The Disney Companypurchases 21st Century Fox for $71BHe came to prominence in the 80s as ateen idol and member of the Brat Pack,but Rob Lowe has proven his tenacityin show business. He has remainedrelevant over the years with numerousstarring roles on television in “TheWest Wing,” “Parks and Recreation,”and “9-1-1: Lone Star”Tedthis week in pop historyHilarie BurtonCalendar.qxp_My Turn 1-2H 3/10/26 3:45 PM Page 1
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