FREEOSCAR ISAAC AND CAREY MULLIGANBoth were allowed to influence the scripts in the Netflix series, Beef Season 2Anne Hathaway just one of six combining music and horror in movies and tvMadonna scores an even dozen number one hit records on the Billboard chartsCollege QB Ty Simpson turns down $6.5 million from Miami for the 2026 NFL draftSee More, Page 15The Law Offices of R.F. Wittmeyer, Ltd. See Pg. 5April 23, 2026Marc Price brings 3 unique comedy shows to Kenosha Pg. 26
Page 2 HAPPENINGS April 23, 2026 www.hap2it.comQaam1050WLIP&MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAYApril MayComedian Mr. Showtime & Don Taylor with SoPro Real Estate Solutions27 28 29 30 1042326La Macchia Travel CEO Tom KarnesMr. ShowtimeTim Carter &Curt CzarneckiMr. Showtime &Don TaylorCurt CzarneckiIt’s been said that the day might come when wars could be waged over water. With its high-quality, safe drinking water that exceeds all state and federal standards, the Kenosha Water Utility, recognized as one of the nation’s best, might be worthy of fighting for. It’s General Manager, Curt Czarnecki rejoins us to discuss a myriad of topics, including lead pipes and the danger of PFAS. TuesdayAndrea Forgianni, Kenosha Harbor Market& Amy GieseClinical DietitianColumnist Tim Carter &Curt Czarnecki, P.E. General Manager Kenosha Water UtilityAndrea Forgianni Tom Karnesor Streaming Live Online at WLIP.com • Weekdays 9-11AMIt’s Showtime! There’s one performer who has played the Kenosha Comedy Club more than any other comedian. His real is name is David Scott, but throughout the country he’s famous for being Mr. Showtime. Back for his 39th and 40th performances, David has accomplished something that’s virtually unheard of. Every one of his previous 38 shows has ended with standing ovations, with everyone in the audience on their feet. Famous for his high-energy and outstanding showmanship, Mr Showtime rejoins us for what promises to be another interesting radio segment.Before joining us on air many of our guests spend time in the Community State Bank Green RoomDon TaylorFridayTom KarnesLaMacchia Travel was first founded in 1931 by Tom’s grandfather, making it a third generation of family ownership after Tom became President and CEO in 2009. Book your next vacation through one of his expert agents for a seamless and stress-free experience.MondayTim CarterDon is one of the owners of SoPro Real Estate Solutions, a specialized home buying company. Don is a general contractor with 25+ years in Wisconsin real estate. Since 2010, he’s helped distressed homeowners through foreclosure and ensures accurate renovation assessments for cash offers on houses.Tim is the author of the syndicated column Ask the Builder, which uses his past experience as a contractor to advise thousands of readers each week about home improvement projects. He joins us to discuss his most recent column in the latest Smart Reader.Joe Gieger &Paul DeLuisaJoe Gieger, Service Sanitation &Paul DeLuisa, Luisa’s Pizza & Catering
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Page 4 HAPPENINGS April 23, 2026 www.hap2it.com'Beef' roles tailored to Oscar Isaac and Carey MulliganOscar Isaac, Carey Mulliganand Charles Melton said they hadenough input into their characterson Beef Season 2, streaming onNetflix, to influence the scripts.The actors recently joined Beefcreator Lee Sung Jin at a LosAngeles press conference.Season 2 tells a new story aboutcountry club owner Josh (Isaac),his wife Lindsay (Mulligan), andtheir employees Austin (Melton)and Ashley (Cailee Spaeny).Austin and Ashley record a fightbetween Josh and Lindsay, andblackmail them with the evidence.Isaac said he already related toLee via Season 1, which starredSteven Yeun and Ali Wong asdrivers involved in a vehicularincident who escalate their feud.In the third episode, Yeun'scharacter visits a church and cries.\"It's both hilarious and also deeplyunsettling and emotional,\" Isaacsaid. \"I felt like, does this guyknow my life? As an immigrantand being part of the evangelicalcommunity, and then the song, theIncubus song at the end, I was likethis guy kind of knows me.\"Lee and Isaac got to know eachother further via Zoom. Lee hadprepared detailed backstories forall the characters, but replacedmuch of them with materialinspired by the actors.\"As conversations would evolve,he could let a lot of that stuff goaway,\" Isaac said. \"We found ourways into that and found a way tomake the mask of what I wouldwear for Josh be moretransparent.\"Lindsay also became British basedon conversations with Mulligan.Lindsay resents that Josh hasspent all their money and has notcompleted his plans.\"She's sort of got by a lot in herlife by just being either in the rightcircle of friends, dating the rightperson or popular,\" Mulligan said.\"That's kind of fallen away, andreally what she has is a sort offairly difficult marriage, no careerand no friends.\"The actor who steals the show, andalready stole the trailer, is Jones,the dog who plays Lindsay's petBurberry. Mulligan joked thatJones got more feedback from Leethan the human cast.\"We spent the whole day secondguessing ourselves,\" Mulligansaid. \"The dog was on set, like,two days later, and he was like.'Jones, he's a good boy. Jones is sogood.'\"Lee insisted he felt the same wayabout Isaac and Mulligan.\"That's what was going on in myhead about you,\" Lee said. \"It'd beso patronizing for me to tell thegreat Oscar Isaac and CarrieMulligan, 'So good.'\"Austin and Ashley are strugglingto get by on their salaries from thecountry club. They leverage thevideo for a full-time job forAshley, which will give bothhealth insurance when they marry.The season involves a trip toKorea, which Melton saidawakened his sense of heritage asa Korean-American.\"We see Austin navigating,\"Melton said. \"He talks about howhe's never been around this manyKoreans before. Ashley refers tohim as Arizonian, as opposed toKorean American.\"Lee said that subplot was inspiredby his own return to South Koreato film an RM video for \"Comeback to me.\"\"I became the character of Austin,was being wined and dined by thisupper echelon of Korean societythat I've never experiencedbefore,\" Lee said. \"My epigeneticsare getting triggered.\"In addition to the wealthy and thestruggling, Beef Season 2 alsodeals with the conflict betweenJosh and Lindsay's generation andAshley and Austin's. Isaac said herelated to that too.\"We can look back with judgmentto them now that we know somuch more about life, and yetthey're totally blind to the way thatthey're behaving in the moment,\"Isaac said. \"Our future selves aregoing to look back at our youngerselves and be like, '[Expletive], ifthey only realized where thingswere going.'\"Lee said Season 2 represented theBuddhist and Hindu concept ofsamsara. Each of the maincharacters are at different points inthe cycle of love, death andsuffering.Isaac hopes viewers empathizewith some of the worst decisionsthe characters make.\"Being able to watch it andrecognize some behavior in thesepeople, as awful as that might feel,and to have some kind ofcompassion for how humansbehave in these kinds ofsituations,\" Isaac said.By Fred TopelOscar Isaac (L) and Carey Mulligan attend thepremiere of Netflix's \"Beef\" Season 2 at theEgyptian Theatre in Los Angeles on April 8, 2026.FYI: Carey MulliganBornCarey Hannah MulliganMay 28, 1985 (age 40)London, EnglandMulligan's breakthrough role came asa 1960s schoolgirl in the coming-ofage film An Education (2009), forwhich she won the BAFTA Award forBest Actress in a Leading Role andreceived a nomination forthe Academy Award for Best Actress.Mulligan received further AcademyAward nominations for herperformances in the blackcomedy Promising YoungWoman (2020) and thebiopic Maestro (2023).Since 2012, she has been married tosinger-songwriter Marcus Mumford,with whom they have three children. FYI: Oscar IssacOscar Issac Hernandez EstradaMarch 9, 1979 (age 47)Guatemala City, GuatemalaAs an infant, Isaac moved with hisfamily to the US. As a teenager, hejoined a punk band, acted in playsand made his film debut in a minorrole. A graduate of the JuilliardSchool, Isaac was a character actor infilms for much of the 2000s.Isaac had his breakthrough withthe eponymous role of a singer in themusical drama Inside LlewynDavis (2013), which earned him aGolden Globe nomination.He became a global star with the roleof Poe Dameron in the Star Warssequel trilogy (2015–2019).Cover Story_9x.qxp_COVER STORY 4/21/26 3:43 PM Page 1
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Page 6 HAPPENINGS April 23, 2026 www.hap2it.comAlabama quarterback Ty Simpsonsaid he seriously considered a\"life-changing\" offer to play atMiami before deciding to enter the2026 NFL Draft. Simpson spokeabout the name, image andlikeness proposal on the See BallGet Ball with David Pollackpodcast. The former Crimson Tidequarterback said that Miamioffered him a $6.5 million deal toplay in 2026. Tennessee and OleMiss were among the otherschools interested in acquiring thequarterback. \"I think the last offerwas definitely one that I just had tosit down and consider, because itwould have been life-changingmoney,\" Simpson told Pollack. \"Itwould have made me the highestpaid player in college, and it wassomething to where I was like, Ican't just ignore this. I have to sitdown and think about it. That'skinda how I am, I don't want to doanything sporadic. I want to sitdown and think it all out, and itreally just came down to how Iwanted to be remembered andwhat do I want to do.\" Simpsonspoke with former Crimson Tidecoach Nick Saban about hisopportunities. Saban advised himto consider what he wanted to do iffinancial incentives weren't afactor. \"And without a doubt, Isaid, 'I want to play professionalfootball.' And he was like, 'Well,there's your answer,'\" Simpsonsaid. \"It was something that I'vealways dreamed of.\" Simpson isamong the top quarterbackprospects in the 2026 NFL Draftclass and is expected to be a latefirst- or early second-roundselection.Marvel fangets 63 comiccharactertattoos A Marvel Comics superfan paidtribute to his favorite heroes andvillains by getting 63 characterstattooed on his body. TomRadford, 40, earned the GuinnessWorld Record for the most MarvelComics characters tattooed on thebody. Radford, who has beengetting tattoos for decades, got hisfirst piece of Marvel ink in 2016,when he had the villain Thanostattooed on his thigh. He plannedto have one leg covered in Marvelvillains and another covered inheroes, but he quickly ran out ofspace and the tattoos startedspreading to his back and otherareas of his body. Radford said heeventually learned of the GuinnessWorld Records title and set hissights on breaking it by his 40thbirthday. \"I was always going tojust beat it, my original target was32 but with how often it got brokenI decided I should beat it by a lot togive me time to enjoy it,\" he said. Winning lotteryticket nearlyforgottenA Michigan man said his ticket forthe Michigan Lottery's SuperRaffle was sitting in a box fornearly five months before hediscovered it was a $100,000winner. Perry Pendleton toldofficials he bought his ticket forthe Nov. 19 raffle and put it in abox for safekeeping. \"Just lastweek, I thought that I'd bettercheck my Super Raffle ticketssince I still hadn't done that yet.\"He was shocked to discover theresults. \"One of the tickets was a$100 winner and then to mysurprise, one came up as a$100,000 winner! I thought tomyself: 'Is this real?' I had to checkthe ticket three or four more timesafter that,\" he said. \"I told a fewfamily members about the big winon April Fools' Day, so I'm still notsure if they know it's real. If not,they are about to,\" Pendleton said.Students takeWienermobileto promA group of studentsfrom a Kansas highschool rode to promin style when theywere able to enlistthe services of anOscar Mayer Wienermobile.Breckan Andrews, a junior atSeaman High School, said theunconventional way he and hisfriends arrived at prom startedwhen they took a trip to a Sonicfast food restaurant in Topeka andspotted the hot dog-shaped vehicleparked at a local Dillons grocerystore. \"One of my buddies waslike, 'Can we rent this thing?' and Iwas like, 'Well, what if we just askabout prom? What if they take us?It's tomorrow,'\" Andrews toldKSNT-TV. \"Like, that'd beinsane.\" The friends approachedMaggie Dawson, theWienermobile's \"Hot Dogger\"driver, with their request. Dawsonsaid the decision was easy. \"It waslike a little light bulb,\" she said.\"We were like, 'Well, what time isprom?'\" And from there, wechecked our schedule, and wewere able to make it happen.\" TheOscar Mayer crew delivered thestudents to prom free of charge.\"People take limos,\" studentCooper Lietz said. \"This isbasically just a big hot dog limo.\"Shockingdiscovery athome of 91-year oldWestlake OhioPolice were relievedwhen a recentwelfare check on anelderly woman foundher safe and playingvideo games. Officers saidconcerns were raised April 9 aftera 91-year-old resident enrolled inthe city's voluntary Confirm OKprogram did not answer her checkin phone call. Police weredispatched for a wellness checkafter speaking to the woman'sdaughter, who was also unable toreach her. They \"became morealarmed\" when there was noanswer at the door, despite thewoman's car being in the garage.Once inside the home, policefound the woman safe and playingvideo games in her bedroom. Sheexplained she missed the callsbecause she was focused onbeating her top score in a \"bubblepop\" game.Falling icechunk crashesthrough roofA Los AngelesCounty supervisor iscalling for aninvestigation after achunk of ice crashedthrough the roof of ahouse. LA County SupervisorJanice Hahn shared photos onsocial media showing the dirtcovered ice chunk that crashedthrough the roof, punched a hole inthe ceiling and landed on the livingroom couch. \"Flight data shows aplane was flying overhead at thetime,\" Hahn wrote. \"We are luckyno one was in the room when thishappened. This incident couldhave been much worse.\" ResidentYuder Grau was home at the timeof the incident and said it soundedlike an explosion. Thania Manga,the home's owner, is keeping theice, which she described as havinga foul odor, bagged and frozenuntil it can be identified. \"Wedefinitely want to know what itconsists of and if it's going toaffect our health, because evenright now as we're speaking,there's a plane over us and it'sscary,\" Manga told KABC-TV.Alabama QB Ty Simpsonweighed 'lifechanging' deal coast to coastTy SimpsonCoast To Coast_9x.qxp_COAST TO COAST 4/21/26 3:42 PM Page 1
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www.hap2it.com April 23, 2026 HAPPENINGS Page 11The Washington Post headlinecaught my eye moments afterlogging into my computer, withthe intent of finishing my 2025taxes:“US was only country in aworldwide survey to say mostfellow citizens are bad people.”I assumed the “Americans are badpeople” stemmed from us growingweary of CERTAIN types ofpeople. Politicians for instance.But upon devouring the PewResearch study that provided thebasis for the Post article, it becameclear that Americans — 53% of usspecifically — view ALL ourcompatriots as morally or ethicallybad.The Pew Research Study:Are We Morally Corrupt?I pondered this statistic as I sat inchurch days later, waiting forservices to begin. Looking aroundat the rapidly filling pews, I didsome simple calculations. ByPew’s estimates, over half of myfellow parishioners were lookingat their neighbors and concludingthey were bad people. The elderlyfemale usher in the flowered dressgreeting church members? Don’tlet that smile fool you. She’s bad.Ditto for the two gentlemenpassing the collection plate. Alsothe choir conductor. Heck, I’mstarting to view my pastor warilynow. Maybe I should ask her afterher sermon if she’s ethicallycorrupt.Or perhaps I should simply moveto Canada, the country that cameout on top in the “good vs. bad”survey. Specifically, 92% ofsurvey participants in that countryfeel their fellow Canadians aregood versus only 47% ofAmericans who feel the same.Canada, please continue resistingour president’s desire to annexyour country. It could damage theway you view your friends,neighbors and fellow hockey fans.Attempting to make sense of ourmass dislike for one another, Pewresearchers pointed to politics —specifically party affiliation — asthe primary culprit. Democratsand left leaning independents were14% more likely to stick the “bad”label on others. However, thesurvey concludes, those numbersare rising for both DemocratsAND Republicans. Everybody viewed War SecretaryPete Hegseth as morally andethically bad. OK, that’s not truebut he’s tops on my list.Bad vs. Annoying: Deciding WhetherAmericans Are Bad PeoplePersonally, I think calling peoplebad is a stretch, as we all havesome good in us. “Annoying” ismore appropriate. Indeed, I’dventure that most Pew participantswere thinking of annoying peoplewhen taking the survey. I don’tfeel I meet morally and ethicallybad people on a daily basis. Butpeople in my condo who push thealready lit “Up” button?Annoying. The telephonecustomer service representativewho asks me for my 16-digit creditcard number after I had alreadyentered it on my iPhone?Annoying. The airline passengerin front of me who reclines his seatimmediately after I have beenserved a cup of coffee? Not onlyannoying but in danger of feeling afoot in his back just as he attemptsto doze off.Mind you, we feel some behaviorsare more morally and ethicallyacceptable than other countries.Only 23% of Americans findmarijuana use morally wrongcompared with 91% and 70% ofsurvey participants in Indonesiaand Japan respectively. We’re alsomuch more accepting of gamblingthan others throughout the world. But put all these behaviorstogether and, as Pew reminds us,we come out number one injudging others for their allegedimmoral and unethical ways. Idon’t expect these numbers todecrease anytime soon. Not in acountry where elections arelabeled “rigged” and vaccines arenothing more than moneymakingscams cooked up by corrupt drugorganizations. I don’t feel either istrue, but does that make me anethically good person? I hope so. Ialso have surrounded myself withfriends who share my belief. Whatelse can I do except soldier on anddo what is expected of me? Likegetting my taxes to my accountantin a timely manner.But if he tells me I oweANYTHING this year, he willimmediately become a bad person.greg schwemSince 2010 Greg Schwem has written the nationallysyndicated Humor Hotel column forTribune Content Agency. Greg has returned to his comedyclub roots, testing material at someof the nation’s mostpopular comedy clubs, includingseveral appearances at the Kenosha Comedy Club If youʼre a good person, youʼre probably very close to a bad oneMy Turn Schwem.qxp_My Turn 1-2H 4/20/26 2:39 PM Page 1If you enjoy Greg’s nationally syndicated columns, you’re not alone.Greg connects with readers all over the country. At a global level, Greg has performed all over the world working for an impressive number of Fortune 500 companies. The other side of Greg will find him on comedy club stages around the country. Quite possibly you might be one of the thousands, who over the years, have caught Greg at the Kenosha Comedy Club. 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Page 12 HAPPENINGS April 23, 2026 www.hap2it.comWith my intense travel schedule, Isavor detours where I put away theschedule and notes and simplyenjoy the moment. And for me,there’s no better detour in Europethan visiting a public bath or spafor a relaxing, good soak.Some Americans are prudish whenit comes to enjoying public bathsin Europe – especially when thedress code is just a towel. Iunderstand the hesitation; my firsttime was awkward, too. I was withfriends – a young, good-lookingGerman couple. As they got nakedin the changing area, I felt like theRoad Runner just beyond thecliff’s edge. Then I eased up andgot naked as well. It wasn’t sexy, itwas simply open and free.One of my favorite bathexperiences is in the German townof Baden-Baden. It's said that theRoman Emperor Caracalla mayhave soaked away his rheumatismhere. Today the town has two verydifferent baths. The Roman-IrishBath (Friedrichsbad) is traditional,stately, indoors, contemplative,and relaxing – it’s just you, yourpast, and your body. The CaracallaSpa (Caracalla Therme), with bothindoor and outdoor areas, is moreperky, modern, and social.I prefer the Friedrichsbad. It’s asteamy world of peaceful pools,exquisitely tiled sauna rooms, andcomplete nudity – where, for thecost of a good dinner, you get theworks. Multilingual signs lead youfrom room to room. Highlightsinclude the soap-and-brushmassage (rough, slippery, andfinished with a good Teutonicspank); the central pool, wherewomen and men glide like swansunder a divine dome; and after allthat hot water, the cold plunge(don’t wimp out; it’s invigorating).Then you lie in a silent yellowroom, swaddled in warm towels.After the Friedrichsbad, they sayyou’ll feel five years younger – or,at least, no older.In Germany, baths aren’t just aBaden-Baden thing. This countryloves its spas, and you’ll find apublic bath in many towns.Another one of my favorites is inthe Bavarian valley town ofSchwangau, where the RoyalCrystal Baths (KöniglicheKristall-Therme) offer just what abody needs after a day battlingcrowds at Neuschwanstein Castle.As you soak, enjoy the poolsideview that’s as grand as KingLudwig’s – or even better,considering it includes hisinspiring, fairy-tale castle.Like Germans, Hungarians enjoy agood bath. Hungary has more thana thousand hot springs, andBudapest alone has about twodozen mineral baths. Of these, themost accessible and fun is theSzéchenyi Baths. Located in themiddle of City Park, Széchenyi isone of the biggest bath complexesin Europe. It has stunning indoorand outdoor facilities, including afun pool with jets, bubbles, andcircular rapids. You’ll see locals ofall shapes and sizes squeezed intotiny swimsuits, babushkas floatingblissfully in the warm water, andthe Speedo-clad old boys' clubgathered around chessboards.One of my strangest spaexperiences was in the Czech townof Třeboň. Home to a peat spa, itattracts patients from all over theworld, who come for weeklongstays to get naked and buried inthe black, smelly sludge that’sthought to cure aching joints andspines. Envisioning the eleganceof Baden-Baden, I had to give it awhirl.After climbing into a stainlesssteel tub, the attendant pulled aplug. I quickly disappeared undera rising sea of peat broth, my toespoking out of the hot brown andglassy-still sea. After my peatbath, I showered off the sludge andwas ushered into the massageroom. My attendant laid me facedown for a full-body massage(despite my insistence that I had togo). I walked out with a muckymassage cream causing my shirt tostick to me, and without a cluewhat soaking in that peat soup wassupposed to accomplish. Still, theexperience was worth it, if only toexperience the surreal \"One FlewOver the Cuckoo’s Nest \"atmosphere of Czech medicalinstitutions.Another memorable spaexperience is the Finnish sauna,which has particular appeal duringthe long, cold winters. Finns saythe sauna is a great equalizer –there's no hierarchy when you'rewearing nothing and slapping yourback with birch twigs (whichsupposedly enhances circulation).Everyone’s equal. Just inside thedoor, there’s often a big coolerstacked with frozen bundles of thetwigs and miscellaneousbeverages (it’s B.Y.O.B). I’ll neverforget sitting there – the onlyforeigner in a woody world filledwith steam and naked people,blond hair plastered wet on theirfaces. It occurred to me that, frommy view, I had no idea whatcentury it was … but it was clearlyFinland.Whether in a German spa, a Czechpeat bath, or a Finnish sauna, a funpart of travel can be getting nakedwith strangers. Let go of yourinhibitions. You’ll likely enjoy afun time and warm avalanche ofacceptance – and have a greatstory to tell when you’re home.By Rick StevesNaked andfree inEuropeʼs spasCaribbean Airlines confirmed apassenger on a flight from Jamaicato New York gave birth just as theflight was landing at John F.Kennedy Airport.The airline issued a news releaseconfirming the incident aboardFlight BW005 earlier this month.Audio of the conversationbetween the pilot and a groundcontrol operator was obtained byCBS News. The ground controlworker asks if the baby hasalready been born, and the pilotconfirms it has.\"All right, tell her she's got toname it Kennedy,\" the groundcontrol operator says.The airline said medical personnelattended to the woman andnewborn as soon as the planelanded.\"The airline commends theprofessionalism and measuredresponse of its crew, who managedthe situation in accordance withestablished procedures, ensuringthe safety and comfort of allonboard,\" the news release said.\"Caribbean Airlines also confirmsthat no emergency was declaredduring the flight.\"Passenger gives birth aboardflight to New Yorktravel Budapest's Széchenyi Baths has stunning outdoor facilities — and hosts locals of all shapes and sizes squeezed into tiny swimsuits.Travel_9x.qxp_TRAVEL KEN 4/21/26 9:29 AM Page 1
www.hap2it.com April 23, 2026 HAPPENINGS Page 13Blood Test for LongevityYou can do all the right things tolive long and well — eat right,exercise, refrain from smoking,etc. — but it's still pretty much aguessing game whether suchbehaviors will add up tomeasurably added years.But a new, experimental blood testdeveloped by researchers at DukeHealth and the University ofMinnesota might someday provideempirical clues — at least in thesense of short-term survival.The scientists found thatmeasuring levels of small RNAmolecules called Piwi-interactingRNAs accurately predictedwhether older adults are likely tosurvive at least two more years.\"The combination of just a fewpiRNAs was the strongestpredictor of two-year survival inolder adults — stronger than age,lifestyle habits or any other healthmeasures we examined,\" saidstudy author Virginia Byers Krausat Duke University School ofMedicine.PiRNAs help regulatedevelopment, regeneration and theimmune system. Researchersmeasured piRNA levels in adultsage 71 and older and found thatlower levels of certain piRNAscorrelated to longer survival.Advanced statistical modelingrevealed that a group of sixpiRNAs alone predicted two-yearsurvival with accuracy as high as86%.Next steps include studyingwhether treatments, lifestylechanges or medications, such asGLP-1-based therapies, alterpiRNA levels. Researchers willalso compare piRNA levels inblood with levels inside tissues tobetter understand how thesemolecules function.\"These small RNAs are likemicromanagers in the body,helping control many processesthat affect health and aging,\" saidKraus.Life in Big MacsOne hour of walking briskly whilecarrying something weighing lessthan 25 pounds burns 306 calories(based on a 150-pound person), theequivalent of 0.4 Big Macs. FYI, ittakes approximately 50 Big Macsto equal 25 pounds. If you ate all50 Big Macs, you'd have to walkbriskly for more than 100 hours, ormore than 4 days and nights, toburn them all off.Body of KnowledgeHuman lips are reddish in colorbecause of the great concentrationof tiny capillaries or blood vesselsjust below the skin. The blood inthese capillaries is normally highlyoxygenated and thus quite red.People who are anemic or whohave lost a lot of blood often havepale lips. Similarly, lips turn \"blue\"in very cold weather because thecapillaries constrict, reducing theflow of bright red, oxygenatedblood.Best MedicineThe biggest drawback to fastingfor seven days is that it makes oneweak.Observation\"The bus scares me. Way too manygross people on the bus. Sixty-fivepeople on the bus and I was the lastone on. I felt like calling 'UnsolvedMysteries.' 'Yeah, I foundeverybody.'\" — Americancomedian Kathleen Madigan (b.1965)Medical HistoryThis week in 1625, the word\"microscope\" was coined as asuggested term for the device in aletter written by Johannes Faber ofBamberg of Germany to FedericoCesi, Duke of Acquasparta andfounder of Italy's Accademia deiLincei (Academy of the Lynx).The academy, possibly the world'sfirst scientific society, took Lynxfor its name after the animal due toits reputation of havingexceptional vision.Ig Nobel ApprisedIn 2005, the Ig Nobel Prize inmedicine went to Gregg A. Millerof Oak Grove, Missouri, forinventing Neuticles — artificialreplacement testicles for neutereddogs. They came in multiple sizesand degrees of firmness.Last Words\"Oh well, whatever.\" — Lola S.Holt (1923-2004)By Scott LaFee, Creatorshealthy livingHealthy Living 2-3_9x.qxp_HEALTHY LIVING 2-3PG 4/20/26 2:30 PM Page 1TUESDAY NIGHT TUESDAY NIGHT9 PinLeague 7:00pmTeenLeague7:00pmGreat league forteenagers to make newfriends - music and fun!WEDNESDAY AFTERNOONWEDNESDAY NIGHT THURSDAY MORNINGYouthLeagues4:00pmThere’s a league for all ages- we have bumper leaguesand regular leaguesSenior MixedLeague9:00am3 person teams, any combination of men or womenGuaranteedPrize1st Place$5002nd Place$300THURSDAY NIGHTJunior/AdultLeague6:00pmBowl as a family -this leagueis great family fun!Receive 1 Free Pitcher ofBeer or Soda Plusa 12” Pizza eachweek per teamMixedLeague7:00pm4 person teams, any combination of men or womenMake reservations for OPEN BOWLING online at grcbowling.com“A Family Owned Business Serving Kenosha For Over 90 Years”Guttormsen Recreation Center(262) 658-8191 • 5411 Green Bay Road • Kenosha, WI • www.grcbowling.com“A Family Owned Business Serving Kenosha For Over 90 Years”Guttormsen Recreation Center(262) 658-8191 • 5411 Green Bay Road • Kenosha, WI • www.grcbowling.comSPRING BOWLING LEAGUES NOW FORMING!0330239 pins equal a strike, 4 person teams, any combination ofmen or wo menJoin A LeagueOpen BowlFREE all Summer!!
Page 14 HAPPENINGS April 23, 2026 www.hap2it.comNeon is gearing up for the releaseof Hokum. The studio shared afinal trailer for the supernaturalhorror film. Severance star AdamScott plays Ohm Bauman, anovelist who lodges at a remoteinn on a trip to scatter his lateparents' ashes. During his stay, hebecomes obsessed with stories of awitch that haunts the inn'shoneymoon suite. The movieopens in theaters May 1. •••Top Gun and its sequel, Top Gun:Maverick, are returning tocinemas next month. \"Two films.One big screen. Back in theaters,May 13th, for one week only,\"star Tom Cruise wrote on socialmedia. The original film opened in1986 and starred Cruise as hotshot naval aviator Pete \"Maverick\"Mitchell. The cast also includedKelly McGillis, Val Kilmer,Anthony Edwards, Meg Ryanand Tom Skerritt. Cruise playedMaverick again in the 2022sequel, which co-starred MilesTeller, Jennifer Connelly, JonHamm, Lewis Pullman and GlenPowell. This was also Kilmer'sfinal screen performance beforehis 2025 death.•••Lucasfilm released the final trailerfor The Mandalorian and Grogulast week at the CinemaConconvention. After three seasonsof The Mandalorian on Disney+,Din Djarin (Pedro Pascal) and hischild ward Grogu, get their ownmovie. Working with ColonelWard (Sigourney Weaver), theygo on a mission to defend thegalaxy for which the Rebellionfought. They run afoul of moreHutts (one voiced by JeremyAllen White) and dodge imperialAT-AT walkers. Some foes removeDin's helmet, a no no for theMandalorian. Jon Favreau directsThe Mandalorian and Grogu. Themovie opens May 22 in theatersfor Memorial Day weekend. •••20th Century Studios is teasing thenew film The Dog Stars witha trailer featuring Euphoria actorJacob Elordi. Based on the PeterHeller novel, The Dog Stars takesplace in a post-apocalyptic worldthat has been ravaged by a fluvirus. Elordi plays Hig, a pilotnavigating the new reality with hisdog. The cast also includes JoshBrolin, Margaret Qualley,Allison Janney and Guy Pearce.Directed by Ridley Scott, themovie opens in theaters Aug. 28.•••Warner Bros. is giving a glimpseof Practical Magic 2. The studioshared a teaser trailer for themovie featuring Sandra Bullockand Nicole Kidman. PracticalMagic 2 is a sequel to the 1998film based on the Alice Hoffmannovel. The original film followsSally (Bullock) and Gilly Owens(Kidman), sisters and witcheswhose family is cursed. Bullockand Kidman reprise their roles inthe sequel, along with StockardChanning and Dianne Wiest asFrances and Jet, Sally and Gilly'saunts. Joey King (KissingBooth) joins the cast as Sally'sdaughter. Other new cast membersinclude Maisie Williams (Gameof Thrones) and Lee Pace (Haltand Catch Fire). Practical Magic2 opens in theaters Sept. 11. Themovie wrapped production inSeptember 2025.•••Godzilla Minus Zero is a sequelto the 2023 film Godzilla MinusOne opens in theaters Nov. 6, andJapanese studio Toho shared ateaser trailer featuring the iconicmonster Godzilla. The first filmfollowed a kamikaze pilot whoencounters Godzilla in post-WorldWar II Japan. The new movietakes place two years later andappears to bring the actionstateside, as the teaser showsGodzilla striding past the Statue ofLiberty in New York City. TakashiYamazaki returns to write anddirect the sequel, with returningcast members includingRyunosuke Kamiki as theoriginal protagonist, Koichi.•••Ben Stiller reprises his role ofGreg Focker from Meet theParents in the first trailer for thefranchise's third sequel, Focker-inLaw. The 3-minute preview showsGreg suspiciously testing Olivia(Ariana Grande), the girlfriendof his son Henry (SkylerGrisondo), not unlike how he wastreated in earlier films in thefranchise. Robert De Niro, TeriPolo, Blythe Danner, BeanieFeldstein and Owen Wilson costar in the comedy, which followsup Meet the Parents (2000), Meetthe Fockers (2004), and LittleFockers (2010). The latest chapterin the story is set for theatricalrelease on Nov. 25.Kicking off the 2026 summer film season will be the latest Star Warsadventure — The Mandalorian and Grogu, arriving May 22ndcinema newsWEEKEND BOX OFFICE REPORTApril 17th - 19th, 2026 1. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (w3) $35.0M2. Project Hail Mary (w5) $20.4M3. Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (w1) $13.5M4. The Drama (w3) $4.8M5. You, Me & Tuscany (w2) $3.8M6. Hoppers (w7) $2.9M7. Normal (w1) $2.6M8. BTS World Tour Live Viewing (w1) $2.4M9. Busboys (w1) $1.6M10. A Great Awakening (w3) $950KFLASHBACK TO THIS WEEKEND IN 1980Best Sellers: Movies& TV, Blu-Ray & DVD 1. All Quiet on the Western Front2. Ben-Hur3. Game of Thrones:Complete Series4. Blade Runner 20495. Blade Runner: The Final Cut6. Planet Earth III7. Lee Cronin’s The Mummy8. Lethal Weapon9. Alice in Wonderland (1951)10. GoodfellasWhat was playing at Kenosha theaters?UA Cinema: Kramer Vs Kramer / SimonRoosevelt Theatre: Where the Buffalo RoamMarket Square: Little Miss Marker / The Black StallionThe Lake: Little Darlings / The ChangelingMid-City Outdoor: The Visitor / The BroodComing soon to a theater near you…Source: Amazon (includes pre-orders)Movie News Page_9x.qxp_KEN movie times 4/21/26 3:36 PM Page 1
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Page 16 HAPPENINGS April 23, 2026 www.hap2it.comHBO• Season 4 of HBO's WhiteLotus has begun filming on theFrench Riviera. \"The fourthseason will follow a new group ofWhite Lotus hotel guests andemployees over the span of aweek, taking place during theCannes Film Festival,\" thenetwork said in a press release.The cast members include HelenaBonham Carter, Vincent Cassel,Steve Coogan, Kumail Nanjiani,Chloe Bennet, SandraBernhard, Heather Graham,and Rosie Perez.MGM+• MGM+ has announced itrenewed Lost icon HaroldPerrineau's sci-fi horror series,From, for a fifth and final season.Season 4 recently premiered.Season 5 is to debut in 2027.NETFLIX• A new image from the set ofSeason 3 of Wednesday shows thatthe titular character (JennaOrtega) and Uncle Fester (FredArmisen) will be travelingabroad. Iconic director TimBurton was also spotted on the setin Paris, confirming rumors that hewas involved in Season 3. Netflixhas also released a new imagefrom the show, revealingWednesday and Thing in Paris,France, with the caption “FromParis, with dread.”PARAMOUNT+• Dexter: Resurrection isexpanding its Season 2 cast.Paramount+ said in a press releasethat Fargo Season 2 actor BokeemWoodbine and Mayor ofKingstown actress Nona ParkerJohnson have joined the show'supcoming season. Johnson willplay Fiona Mixon, a nepo-babytraining officer in the homicideunit who becomes a new loveinterest for Harrison, whileWoodbine will portray Fiona'sfather, the unit's captain.• Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidtstars Tituss Burgess and EllieKemper will voice the titlecharacters in The Elephant &Piggie Show! The new animatedseries for Paramount+ is based onMo Willems' beloved picturebook series.PEACOCK• There will be no Season 2 for thefuturistic spy thriller, TheCopenhagen Test, on Peacock.PRIME VIDEO• Prime Video dropped the firstfull-length trailer for itsmovie, Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan:Ghost War. Starring JohnKrasinski, Wendell Pierce andMichael Kelly, the film wasdirected by Andrew Bernsteinand is set to premiere on thestreaming service May 20.• Season 5 of the agriculturethemed docu-series, Clarkson'sFarm, is set to premiere on PrimeVideo June 3. The show followsformer Top Gear and GrandTour host Jeremy Clarkson as helearns from the ground up how towork and run a 1,000-acre farm inthe Cotswolds, with the help of hisgirlfriend Lisa Hogan and theiryoung neighbor farmer, Kaleb.• Prime Video is giving a glimpseof the Good Omens finale with atrailer for the show's conclusion --a 90-minute episode that willrelease May 13 in lieu of a fullSeason 3. Based on the TerryPratchett and Neil Gaimannovel, Good Omens stars MichaelSheen and David Tennant asAziraphale and Crowley, an angeland demon who must worktogether to prevent an apocalypse.STARZ• Starz has released the first teaserfor Season 2 of its Outlanderprequel, Blood of My Blood,which is set to premiere this fall.Based on the books of DianaGabaldon, the show is set in 18thcentury Scotland and 20th centuryEngland and stars HermioneCorfield, Jeremy Irvine, HarrietSlater and Jamie Roy as theparents of Outlander's star-crossedlovers Claire (Caitriona Balfe)and Jamie (Sam Heughan). 1. Beef (NFX) 92%2. Euphoria (HBO) 78%3. Margo’s Got Money...(APP) 96%4. The Boys (AMZ) 93%5. Big Mistakes (NFX) 77%6. Something Very Bad...(NFX) 87%7. Maul:Shadow Lord (DIS) 100%8. From (AMC) 97%9. Trust Me (NFX) 100%10. DTF St Louis (HBO) 89%includes rotten tomatoes average “tomatometer”1. Thrash (NFX) 43%2. Perfect Neighbor (NFX) 99%3. Balls Up (AMZ) 28%4. Crime 101 (AMZ) 88%5. Send Help (VOD) 93%6. Outcome (APP) 28%7. Undertone (VOD) 74%8. Good Luck... (VOD) 82%9. The Housemaid (VOD) 73%10. Roomates (NFX) 70%Most PopularStreaming TVMost PopularStreaming Moviestv newsJohn KrasinskiNETWORK NEWSLaw & Order: Organized Crimestar Christopher Meloni thankedfans following news of the show'scancellation. Meloni, 65, playedDet. Elliot Stabler on the Law &Order: SVU spinoff for fiveseasons after portraying thecharacter in the first 12 seasonsof SVU. \"Good ride. It was a goodride. Had a great time playing him... but thank you. You helped giveme a career that I never dreamedof [for] 17-odd years,\" the actorsaid in a video on Instagram.Mariska Hargitay showed hersupport for Meloni in thecomments, writing, \"P4L,\" apossible reference to \"Partners forLife.\" The actress still stars asBenson on SVU and made guestappearances as her characterthroughout Organized Crime'srun. Organized Crime aired itsfirst four seasons on NBC and wasshown on both NBC and Peacockfor Season 5. The Season 5 finaleaired in June 2025.•••Jennifer Stone, who has beenworking as a registered nurse foryears, is returning as HarperFinkle for a guest appearancein Disney Channel's WizardsBeyond Waverly Place Season 3.•••CBS has renewed its daytimedrama, Beyond the Gates, for twomore seasons. The move will keepthe show on the air until at least2028.•••CBS ordered NCIS: New York,starring LL Cool J and ScottCaan, for the 2026-27 televisionseason. LL Cool J will reprise hisrole of Senior Special Agent SamHanna in the new show. Heoriginated the role on NCIS in2009, then played him in NCIS:Los Angeles from 2009 to 2023. 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www.hap2it.com April 23, 2026 HAPPENINGS Page 196:30am/FX Alien: Romulus ★★★ 202411am/TCM The Stratton Story ★★★ 1949 11:30am/FX Independence Day ★★★ 1996 12pm/SUNDANC Spaceballs ★★ 1987 1pm/TCM Blackboard Jungle ★★★ 19552:30pm/FX Avengers: Age of Ultron ★★★ 2015 4:30pm/VH1 Coming to America ★★★ 1988 5pm/TCM What's Up, Doc? ★★★ 1972 5:30pm/AMC Back to the Future ★★★ 1985 6pm/E! Raiders of the Lost Ark ★★★★ 1981 6:20pm/FREEFRM Tangled ★★★ 20106:30pm/WGN Days of Thunder ★★ 19907pm/TNT Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ★★ 2018 8pm/SUNDANC Fast Times atRidgemont High ★★★ 19828:35pm/MTV Happy Gilmore ★★ 19969pm/FX Captain Marvel ★★ 2019 9:15pm/TCM The Loved One ★★★ 1965sun apr 26 7pm/FOX Family GuyAfter a colonoscopy, Peterlearns that he has a rarecollectible action figure stuckin the twists and turns of hisintestines. Then he learnshow much the figure isworth.7pm/AETV Biography: WWE LegendsThe latest season of thisWWE-centric docuseriesbegins by looking at the VonErich wrestling family. Ledby patriarch Fritz Von Erich,brothers Kevin, David andKerry. 8pm/HGTV Property Brothers: UnderPressureAs Season 1 continues,Jonathan and Drew are calledin to help a couple raisingtwo kids decide on what to dowith their home inheritedfrom her grandmother that'srich in history but short onspace. Is it best to reshape thelegacy home or just move on?8pm/CBS TrackerWhile roaming the countryworking as a reward seeker,Colter Shaw (Justin Hartley)has come across some of theworst this planet has to offer -both in nature and incivilization. But how will hefare when a case takes him tothe Alaskan wilderness?Justin Hartley stars in Tracker on CBS8pm/LIFE Dr. Pimple Popper:Breaking OutDr. Sandra Lee returns withthis season premiere, helpingheal patients in ways that aremore than skin deep. Johnhad a rough past, but it's thebump on his shoulder thatneeds help. Tami has depositson her eyelids. And, Lili hasarm issues.8pm/TLC UnexpectedIn this latest episode, Jennaand her family begin their bigbeach vacation. However, it'snot sun, sand and games foreveryone as Kylen finallygives birth after a dramatic48-hour lead-up. Then, Tyraand Taylor meet up to sort outall their drama.9pm/CBS CIAUnlikely partners Colin (TomEllis) and Bill (NickGehlfuss) become morecomfortable with workingtogether to the chagrin ofthose threatening the safety ofNew York City.9pm/ABC The RookieNathan Fillion, Mekia Cox,Alyssa Diaz, Richard T.Jones, Melissa O'Neil, EricWinter and Jenna Dewan starin a brand-new episode of thisprocedural series. mon apr 27 6am/FX The Darkest Minds ★★ 2018 7am/TCM Girl Crazy ★★ 19438:30am/SYFY Harry Potter and thePrisoner of Azkaban ★★★ 20049:30am/FREEFRM Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory ★★★ 1971 11am/FX Taken ★★★ 2008 1pm/TCM The Unsinkable Molly Brown ★★★ 1964 1:45pm/AMC Beverly Hills Cop ★★★ 1984 2pm/SUNDANC The Outsiders ★★ 19833:15pm/TCM The Harvey Girls ★★★ 1946 4:30pm/TNT Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ★★ 2018 5pm/TCM Annie Get Your Gun ★★★ 1950 5:30pm/FX The Equalizer ★★ 2014 5:55pm/SYFY Harry Potter and theHalf-Blood Prince ★★★ 2009 6pm/AMC Armageddon ★★ 1998 7pm/TNT Godzilla x Kong: The NewEmpire ★★20247pm/TCM Man of La Mancha ★★ 1972 8pm/PARMT Jack Reacher ★★ 20129pm/TRUTV Jerry Maguire ★★★ 19969:30pm/AMC Signs ★★★ 200210:30pm/VH1 Matilda ★★★ 199611pm/E! She Said ★★★ 2022 DISNEY+Disney Animation’s Songs inSign LanguageStar Wars: Maul – ShadowLord (New Episodes)American Idol (New Live Ep)NETFLIXStraight to HellHBOMAX24 in 24: Last Chef Standing,S3 (Food Network)Dr. Sandra Lee in Dr. Pimple Popper: Breaking OutNETFLIXSupernova: GenesisHULUDaddio (2023)PEACOCKFive Nights At Freddy’sTV pages 4.qxp_FEATURE STORY 4/21/26 3:29 PM Page 1
Page 20 HAPPENINGS April 23, 2026 www.hap2it.com7pm/FX Jason BourneA decade after Jason Bourne(Matt Damon) walked awayfrom the agency that turnedhim into a deadly weapon,CIA director Robert Dewey(Tommy Lee Jones) hasagency hacker Heather Lee(Alicia Vikander) track downBourne and force him out ofthe shadows.7pm/TCM Bye Bye BirdieWhen rock 'n' roll iconConrad Birdie (Jesse Pearson)is selected for the draft,opportunistic songwriterAlbert Peterson (Dick VanDyke) comes up with ascheme to get Birdie to sing asong written by him. AnnMargret and Janet Leigh alsostar.7pm/CBS NCISAgent Alden Parker (GaryCole) leads his team of NavalCriminal Investigative agentsthrough another complex caseinvolving Navy and Marinepersonnel. Sean Murray,Wilmer Valderrama, KatrinaLaw and Brian Dietzen alsostar in this series' 23rd season.7pm/FOX Farmer Wants a WifePlow those fields and plantthose seeds as a new seasonof this reality series sees threenew farmers - BradenPridemore, Brett Maverickand Sean Cavanaugh - trytheir luck at finding true love.Kimberly Williams-Paisleyreturns as host.8pm/FOOD ChoppedThe chefs find a super saltyveggie and a dried fruit in theappetizer basket. In the entrÈeround, a carnival treat meets aTex-Mex staple in the form ofa strange mashup ingredient.Both chefs come up withideas for creative cakes in thefinal round.8pm/ABC R.J. DeckerOnce living life as a disgracednewspaper photographer, R.J.(Scott Speedman) has nowfound his footing as a privateinvestigator in the colorfulworld of South Florida. Whilethe fate of a Season 2 is stillunknown, Season 1 concludestonight.9pm/AETV Customer WarsIn the depths of a Floridianneighborhood, police findthemselves scrambling toanswer a call about analligator on the loose.However, their intensivesearch for the massive reptileinterrupts a woman trying todeliver pizza to a localcustomer.HBOMAXStandoff: The FBI, Power andParanoia, S1 (CNN)DISNEY+Daredevil: Born Again S2(New Episode)PARAMOUNT+My Killer Father: The GreenHollow MurdersPEACOCKTop Chef: Last ChanceKitchen, S23 - Finale tue apr 28 6am/FX The Menu ★★★ 2022 6:30am/SYFY Harry Potter and theChamber of Secrets ★★★ 20026:45am/TCM Tiger Shark ★★ 1932 8am/AMC Armageddon ★★ 1998 8:15am/TCM The Old Man and the Sea ★★★ 1958 10am/TCM Out of the Fog ★★★ 1941 11:30am/AMC The Green Mile ★★★ 1999 11:45am/TCM The Breaking Point ★★ 1950 1pm/TNT The Accountant ★★ 2016 1:45pm/TCM You're Only Young Once ★★ 1938 3:15pm/TCM Flipper ★★ 1963 3:30pm/TNT Central Intelligence ★★ 2016 5pm/PARMT Titanic ★★★★ 19975:15pm/TCM The Incredible Mr. Limpet ★★ 1964 6pm/AMC The Wizard of Oz ★★★★ 1939 7pm/FX Jason Bourne ★★ 20167pm/TCM Bye Bye Birdie ★★★ 1963 7:30pm/SYFY Harry Potter and theHalf-Blood Prince ★★★ 20097:55pm/FREEFRM Toy Story 4 ★★★ 20198:30pm/AMC The Breakfast Club ★★★ 19859pm/TCM The Cincinnati Kid ★★★ 19659:30pm/VH1 Click ★★ 2006 10:45pm/AMC The Lost Boys ★★★ 1987 12am/FX Machete ★★ 2010 FOR FULL TV LISTINGSAvailable to downloadand print at home atKimberly William-Paisley hosts Farmer Wants a WifeGary Cole stars in NCIS on CBSTV pages 4.qxp_FEATURE STORY 4/21/26 3:30 PM Page 2
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Page 22 HAPPENINGS April 23, 2026 www.hap2it.com7am/FX Spy ★★★ 20158:45am/AMC The Silence of theLambs ★★★★ 1991 9:30am/FX Why Him? ★★ 2016 11am/FREEFRM Charlie and theChocolate Factory ★★★ 200512pm/FX Free Guy ★★★ 20211:15pm/AMC The Wizard of Oz★★★★ 1939 1:45pm/TCM Bordertown ★★★ 1935 2:30pm/FX Guardians of the Galaxy ★★★ 2014 3:15pm/TNT Horrible Bosses 2 ★★ 2014 4:40pm/FREEFRM The Princess Diaries ★★ 2001 5pm/TCM Trial ★★★ 1955 6pm/AMC National Treasure ★★ 2004 7pm/TCM The Rainmaker ★★★ 19568pm/PARMT The Departed ★★★ 2006 9pm/AMC Ferris Bueller's Day Off ★★★ 1986 9:15pm/TCM Miracle in the Rain ★★★ 1956 9:30pm/VH1 Red ★★ 2010 11pm/E! The King of Staten Island ★★★ 2020 wed apr 29 7pm/CBS SurvivorThere's still plenty of gameleft to be played in this epic50th season. As this season'sgroup of all-star castawaysnarrows its numbers,however, die-hard fans ofthe series are left to wonder:who will prove themselvesto be the best of the best?8pm/FOX The Floor100 contestants. 100squares. One winner. ActorRob Lowe hosts a newepisode of this epic gameshow, which sees itscontestants fight for a$250,000 grand prize in alarger-than-life triviashowdown that couldchange their lives forever.8pm/ABC The Greatest AverageAmericanComedian Nate Bargatzehosts an all-new episode ofABC's latest game show.Each episode sees a newbatch of contestantscompete in a gauntlet ofchallenges and trivia ontheir way to possiblywinning the averageAmerican salary of$67,920.Nate Bargatze hosts The Greatest AverageAmerican on ABCNETFLIXJe m’appelle AgnetaMillion Dollar Secret S2Should I Marry A Murderer?HULUSilent Night (2023)DISNEY+O11CE: New GenerationPRIME VIDEOThe House of the Spirits (2026)PARAMOUNT+American Gangster (S1) Angel (S1) Carl Weber’s The FamilyBusiness: New Orleans (S1)Caught Up (S1) House on Fire (S1) The Last Cowboy (S6) Kenan & Kel (S3-4) 8:30am/FX Iron Man ★★★ 200810:30am/AMC The Princess Bride ★★★ 198711:30am/TCM Stage Door ★★★ 193712:30pm/AMC Beetlejuice ★★★ 1988 1:30pm/FREEFRM Pretty Woman ★★★ 19903:30pm/E! Dumb and Dumber ★★★ 19944:45pm/TCM Ziegfeld Girl ★★★ 1941 5pm/AMC National Treasure: Book of Secrets ★★ 2007 6pm/MTV We're the Millers ★★ 2013 6:30pm/FREEFRM The Devil WearsPrada ★★★ 2006 7pm/TCM Terms of Endearment★★★★ 1983 7pm/USA Five Nights at Freddy's ★★ 2023 7:30pm/PARMT Old School ★★ 2003 9pm/BET White Chicks ★★ 2004 9:30pm/TCM Urban Cowboy ★★★ 1980 10pm/AMC A Few Good Men ★★★ 1992 11:30pm/FX X-Men Origins:Wolverine ★★ 2009 thu apr 30 7pm/ABC 9-1-1Starring Angela Bassett,Oliver Stark, Jennifer LoveHewitt and Aisha Hinds,Los Angeles firstresponders face heartstopping emergencies onthe streets while jugglinghome life and tenseworkplace politics in thisdrama from Ryan Murphy.7pm/NBC Law & OrderAs Season 25 continues, alleyes are on the case of awoman from a famousfamily found dead on herbirthday. Things get evenmore difficult for Price(Hugh Dancy) and Maroun(Odelya Halevi) when thedefense presents to twoviable suspects.7:30pm/CBS GhostsSome people might thinkit's cool to run a hauntedhotel - that is, until yourparanormal cohabitantsprove to be moredemanding than the guests.For Sam (Rose McIver)and Jay (UtkarshAmbudkar), supernaturalcomplaints are all part ofthe job.Rose McIver stars in Ghosts on CBSNETFLIXMan on FireHULUFamily Lockup S1The First 48 S28The UnXplained S7Harold and the Purple Crayon(2024)A Haunting In Venice (2023)Monster In The Family: TheStacey Kananen Story (2025)Surviving My Father: TheRachel Jeffs Story (2025)DISNEY+Project Runway All Stars(S5-7)PEACOCKSpirit UntamedTV pages 4.qxp_FEATURE STORY 4/21/26 3:31 PM Page 3
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Page 24 HAPPENINGS April 23, 2026 www.hap2it.com7:30am/TCM Interrupted Melody ★★★★ 19559am/AMC A Few Good Men ★★★ 1992 9:30am/TCM Trial ★★★ 1955 11am/FX X2 ★★★ 2003 11:30am/TCM The Fastest Gun Alive ★★★ 195612pm/AMC Sneakers ★★★ 19921:15pm/TCM Blackboard Jungle ★★★ 1955 3pm/TCM Gilda ★★★ 1946 3:15pm/WE Weekend at Bernie's ★★ 19893:30pm/TNT John Wick ★★★ 2014 5pm/AMC Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ★★ 1994 5pm/PARMT Gladiator ★★★ 2000 5:30pm/WE Pretty Woman ★★★ 1990 6pm/BET How Stella Got Her Groove Back ★★ 19986:30pm/SUNDANC Starsky & Hutch ★★ 2004 7pm/AMC Men in Black ★★★ 1997 7pm/TCM To Kill a Mockingbird ★★★★ 1962 7pm/VH1 Titanic ★★★★ 19978:30pm/MTV Rush Hour ★★★ 1998 9:15pm/TCM Spellbound ★★★ 1945 10pm/E! Wayne's World 2 ★★ 1993fri may 1 7pm/CBS Sheriff CountryThings spiral out of control asMickey's (Morena Baccarin)investigation into a fatal shooting thatoccurred during a lavish Fraley familyboar hunt sets off a chain of eventswith far-reaching consequences. MattLauria and Michele Weaver also star.7pm/NBC Horse Racing Kentucky OaksThe Kentucky Oaks brings togetherAmerica's top three-year-old fillies -such as Life of Joy, Bottle of Rougeand Bella Ballerina - as they racehead-to-head at Churchill Downs inLouisville, Ky., with the winner takinghome an impressive $1.5 million.8pm/FOOD Diners, Drive-Ins and DivesGuy Fieri dives into the unexpected, from aSouth African spot in Black Mountain, N.C.,serving standout lamb curry to a San Jose,Calif., packing bold flavor into beef barbacoaand a Boynton Beach, Fla., joint dishing upchicken oysters.8pm/ABC 20/20What's Friday night without David andDeborah? Two of ABC's most belovedanchors, David Muir and Deborah Robertsdelve into character-driven true crimemysteries, hard-hitting investigations, popculture stories and more in this award-winningprogram.6am/FX Daredevil ★★ 20036:30am/AMC Escape Plan ★★ 2013 7am/E! Wayne's World ★★ 19927:15am/TCM Mark of the Vampire ★★★ 19357:35am/FREEFRM Beverly Hills Chihuahua ★★ 20089am/DISN The Little Mermaid ★★★★ 198910:30am/SYFY Harry Potter and the Prisoner ofAzkaban ★★★ 2004 11am/PARMT The Hangover ★★★ 2009 11am/TCM The Opposite Sex ★★★ 1956 11am/CW How to Make a Monster ★ 1958 11:30am/AMC Red 2 ★★ 2013 12pm/TNT John Wick ★★★ 2014 12:15pm/DISN Up ★★★ 2009 12:30pm/TBS Fist Fight ★★ 2017 1pm/E! A League of Their Own ★★★ 19921:15pm/TCM Oliver Twist ★★★★ 1948 1:30pm/SUNDANC The Outlaw Josey Wales ★★★ 1976 1:30pm/CW So I Married an Axe Murderer ★★ 1993 2pm/AMC The Bourne Ultimatum ★★★ 20072pm/TRUTV Father of the Bride ★★★ 1991 3:30pm/TCM Oh, God! ★★★ 19774pm/E! Mrs. Doubtfire ★★★ 1993 4:30pm/VH1 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle ★★ 2003 4:45pm/TBS Dumb & Dumber ★★★ 1994 5pm/SYFY Harry Potter and theOrder of the Phoenix ★★★ 2007 6pm/FX The Devil Wears Prada ★★★ 20066pm/MTV Rush Hour ★★★ 1998 6:30pm/PARMT The Hangover ★★★ 2009 7pm/E! Mrs. Doubtfire ★★★ 1993 7pm/TCM Fat City ★★★ 19727pm/WGN The Go-Go's ★★★ 20207:30pm/SUNDANC Road House ★★ 1989 8pm/COMEDY 50 First Dates ★★ 20048:30pm/MTV Rush Hour 2 ★★ 2001 9pm/TCM Inside Moves ★★★ 1980 9:30pm/AMC Taken ★★★ 2008 10pm/SUNDANC A Few Good Men ★★★ 1992 11pm/TCM Drunken Angel ★★★ 1948 11:30pm/TNT Godzilla vs. Kong ★★ 202112am/TBS The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey ★★ 2012 1am/E! Joe Dirt ★ 2001 sat may 2Prepare for the upcoming sequel by tuning in to The Devil Wears Prada, starringMeryl Streep and Anne Hathaway, tonight on FXDavid Muir and Deborah Roberts bring you 20/20, Fridays on ABCTV pages 4.qxp_FEATURE STORY 4/21/26 3:31 PM Page 5
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www.hap2it.com April 23, 2026 HAPPENINGS Page 27'Mother Mary' and five other films, TV series mixing music and horrorMother Mary, a new psychologicalthriller film starring AnneHathaway as a famous pop star,opens this week at Marcus GurneeMills Cinema.The movie follows singer Mary(Hathaway) and costume designerSam (Michaela Coel), estrangedbest friends who reunite on the eveof Mary's comeback performance.Featuring music by JackAntonoff, Charli XCX and FKAtwigs, the film will releasealongside the soundtrack MotherMary: Greatest Hits, whichincludes seven songs performedby Hathaway.Mother Mary is one of severalmovies and TV shows thatcombine the worlds of pop musicand horror. Here is a list of fiveothers:Smile 2The 2024 supernatural horror filmis a sequel to the 2022 movieSmile. Naomi Scott stars as SkyeRiley, a pop star whose comebacktour is derailed after she startsbeing terrorized by the SmileEntity.Rosemarie DeWitt, MilesGuiterrez-Riley and KyleGallner also star in the moviewritten and directed by Smilecreator Parker Finn.Scott recorded a soundtrack forthe film titled Smile 2: The SkyeRiley EP, which features thesingles \"Blood on White Satin\"and \"Grieved You.\"Smile 2 is available to stream onPrime Video, Paramount+ andMGM+.TrapThe 2024 thriller is written,directed and produced by M.Night Shyamalan, the filmmakerbehind such titles as The SixthSense, Signs, Split and Old.Set against the backdrop of aconcert by fictional pop star LadyRaven, played by Shyamalan'sdaughter Saleka NightShyamalan, Trap centers onCooper (Josh Harnett), a fatherattending the show with hisdaughter (Ariel Donoghue).Unbeknownst to everyone,Cooper is the serial killer knownas the Butcher.Saleka Night Shyamalan wroteand released the album LadyRaven as a soundtrack for the film.The album features the singles\"Release,\" \"Save Me\" and\"Divine.\"Trap is available to stream onHulu and HBO Max.Oshi no KoThe 2023 dark mystery series is ananime based on the manga by AkaAkasaka and Mengo Yokoyari,and has aired three seasons inJapan.Oshi no Ko tells the story ofGorou and Sarina, a doctor and hisformer patient who arereincarnated as Aqua and Ruby,the twin children of the famousidol Ai Hoshino. The pair navigatethe perils of the entertainmentindustry while investigating theirmother's murder.Takuro Iga composes the musicfor the show, which has released asoundtrack for each season.Oshi no Ko is available to streamon Hulu and Crunchyroll.Vox LuxThe 2018 drama film is writtenand directed by Brady Corbet(The Brutalist).Natalie Portman stars in this darkstory as Celeste, a pop star whorose to fame after surviving aschool shooting. The cast alsoincludes Jude Law as Celeste'smanager and Stacy Martin as hersister, Eleanor.Vox Lux is available to stream onTubi. The film's soundtrack waswritten by Sia and Scott Walker,and features tracks performed byPortman and Walker.Perfect BlueThe 1997 psychological thriller isan anime film inspired by theYoshikazu Takeuchi novelPerfect Blue: CompleteMetamorphosis and directed byfamed late filmmaker SatoshiKon.The movie follows Mima, a popidol who loses touch with realitywhen an obsessive fan beginsstalking her after she leaves themusic industry.Featuring a soundtrack byMasahiro Ikumi, Perfect Blue isavailable to stream on Hulu, PrimeVideo and HBO Max. The moviewas re-released in theaters as a 4Krestoration in October. By Annie MartinAnne Hathaway stars in the new indie film “Mother Mary”Natalie Portman stars in “Vox Lux” (2018)Feature Story.qxp_My Turn 1-2H 4/21/26 3:43 PM Page 1
Page 28 HAPPENINGS April 23, 2026 www.hap2it.comBillboard Hot 1001. Choosin’ Texas/Ella Langley2. Man I Need/Olivia Dean3. I Just Might/Bruno Mars4. Ordinary/Alex Warren5. Swim/BTS6. So Easy/Olivia Dean7. Golden/Huntr-X8. Be Her/Ella Langley9. Stateside/PinkPantheress w/Z.Larsson10. Folded/KehlaniBillboard 2001. Arirang/BTS2. I’m the Problem/Morgan Wallen3. Bully/Ye4. Octane/Don Toliver5. The Art of Loving/Olivia Dean6. The Way I Am/Luke Combs7. Debi Tirar Mas Fotos/Bad Bunny8. One Thing At A Time/Morgan Wallen9. Kiss All the Time, Disco.../Harry Styles10. The Romantic/Bruno MarsTHIS WEEKʼS HOTTEST MUSIC!Billboard Hot 1001. Call Me/Blondie2. Ride Like the Wind/Christopher Cross3. Lost in Love/Air Supply4. With You I’m Born Again/Billy Preston5. Another Brick in the Wall/Pink Floyd6. Fire Lake/Bob Seger7. You May Be Right/Billy Joel8. I Can’t Tell You Why/Eagles9. Sexy Eyes/Dr Hook10. Hold On To My Love/Jimmy RuffinBillboard 200 Albums1. Against the Wind/Bob Seger2. The Wall/Pink Floyd3. Glass Houses/Billy Joel4. Mad Love/Linda Ronstadt5. Light Up the Night/Brothers Johnson6. Off The Wall/Michael Jackson7. American Gigolo/film soundtrack8. Departure/Journey9. Women and Children First/Van Halen10. Christopher Cross/Christopher CrossFLASHBACK TO THIS WEEK IN 1980Noah Kahan takes to the stage ina new episode of NPR's TinyDesk series. The singersongwriter, 29, performed his2022 single \"Orange Juice\"during the intimate concert.Kahan's set also included\"American Cars,\" \"The GreatDivide\" and \"Paid Time Off,\"three songs from his forthcomingalbum, The Great Divide, whichreleases Friday. The singer wasjoined by musicians NoahLevine, Mike Harris, DylanJones, Nina de Vitry, AlexBachari and Marcos Valles.Kahan announced The GreatDivide in January, writing onInstagram, \"The music here is mybest attempt to delve deeper intothe people, places, and feelings that have made me who I am.\" He willpromote the album on a North American tour that kicks off June 11 inOrlando, Fla., and includes two nights at Wrigley Field, July 14 and 15with supporting acts Gigi Perez and Annabelle Dinda.music newsNoah Kahan performs TinyDesk concert, talks new album Noah KahanWeird Al Yankovic hasannounced he will be part of therevamped Rock 'n' Roller Coasterwhen it re-opensat Disney Hollywood Studios inFlorida next month. \"I'll be one ofthe celebs entertaining the peoplewaiting in line (on a screen, not inperson!) when Rock 'n' RollerCoaster Starring The Muppetsdebuts at Disney's HollywoodStudios in Orlando on May26!\" Yankovic wrote on socialmedia. The indoor thrill ride opened in 1999 and was themed to themusic of rock band Aerosmith. It closed in March and is being rebranded to Muppets characters Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.Weird Al Yankovic to introducerevamped Rock 'n' Roller CoasterMeghan Trainor announced that shewill be canceling her 30 venue tourtitled Get In Girl to spend time with herfamily. In January, the pop singer andhusband Daryl Sabara welcomeddaughter via surrogate. In her InstagramStories, the 32-year-old apologized fordisappointing her fans and thanked themfor their love and support. The tour,which did have a scheduled stop July 15at the United Center, was in support ofher upcoming album, Toy with Me.Meghan Trainor cancels tour to focus on familyMeghan TrainorAmerican pop music icon Madonna said a vintage costume she woreduring her surprise performance last week at Coachella has gone missingand she is offering a reward for its safe return. The Queen of Popperformed with Sabrina Carpenter at the Coachella Valley Music andArts Festival in Indio, Calif. In an Instagram story, Madonna revealed thatvintage pieces show she wore during the set had gone missing. Themissing pieces include a jacket, corset, dress and \"all other garments,\" shesaid, adding that they were taken from her personal archives. \"These aren'tjust clothes, they are part of my history,\" she said. The story was followedby another showing Madonna seemingly wearing the clothes that havegone missing, including a purple corset outfit with purple stockings. Alongwith the clothes, \"other archival items from the same era went missing aswell,\" she said. \"I'm hoping and praying that some kind soul will find theseitems and reach out to my team,\" she continued. \"I'm offering a reward fortheir safe return.\"Madonna offers reward after vintage costumes go missing at CoachellaFozzie Bear & Weird Al YankovicLana Del Rey surprised fans byreleasing a song for anupcoming James Bond videogame. The Grammy-winningsinger, 40, released \"FirstLight,\" the theme song for thegame 007 First Light. \"FirstLight\" was written by Del Reyand David Arnold, a composerwho wrote the score for fiveBond films. Del Rey is expectedto release her 10th album, Stove,later this year.Lana Del Rey releases newBond song “First Light”Lana Del ReyMusic News.qxp_My Turn 1-2H 4/21/26 3:38 PM Page 1
www.hap2it.com April 23, 2026 HAPPENINGS Page 29April 23 , 2026through April 29 , 2026ARIES (March 21-April 19): Plan initiatives for the first part of the coming week — beginning Thursday, Universal Day Scores plummet into negative numbers which lowers odds of happy outcomes. A recent glow up could still be glowing.TAURUS (April 20-May 20): If it’s a no-win situation, disengage even if it’s tempting to remain involved. Your energy is like money, spend it wisely. Tomorrow isn’t just a new day, or Monday, it’s also a re-emergence into more of a spotlight for you.GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Today you could be restless on a deep level that’s hard to identify — if you can break free for a few hours it could be the reset you need. Your soul tribe, family or friends or both, can make life sweet.CANCER (June 21-July 22): A period of focus on your contributions in the world could soon shift into more concern with your social relationships. Run free today with kindred souls or make a plan for a future adventure.LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): New skills or ideas can find their practical applications as you begin to deploy them into your day-to-day process. Ambitions could awaken, hungry for attainment. A friend could be part of your strategy.VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A long situation could be concluding or at least resolving itself enough that you don’t need to keep it on the front burner, which could feel like freedom. A show of force isn’t likely to be the answer now.LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You could become less focused on one-to-one relationships; your mind may begin to delve into intricacies of shared resources or finances. Effective teaching is done by planting seeds, not by dropping bombs.SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Relationships are likely to come into the spotlight, some task-related or health-related matters could wind up enough to shift your attention. Side note: The bulldozer method doesn’t build teamwork.SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A health matter could need some attention. Roll past discouragement, roll up sleeves and get busy on the solution — good maintenance keeps the vehicle in top shape. A relationship could need nurture, not force.CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Once your foundation is more secured, you have the base camp to play from. This can come full circle as your creative talents could likely be monetized. See what ideas emerge, these best solutions aren’t forced.AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Some attention to home matters in the next month or so could yield benefits beyond your quality of life, a home-based business or side gig is one possibility. Don’t get involved in an unresolvable tangle.PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A nice conversation, likely related to money, could suddenly devolve into a dead-end argument. Free yourself from the need to pick every single battle, put more than a few back or you’ll never have peace.ACROSS1 “Good heavens!”5 Novelize, perhaps10 Old-school cool13 Star-nosed diggers15 Skin care brand16 United17 *Swimmer that can expand to three times its normal size19 Boy of the fam20 Not needing an MD’s script21 “Black-ish” father22 Like some arcade games24 Ego26 *Dreamhouse occupant29 Prognosticator30 Bath bathroom31 Skilled32 Put in a little oil, say35 Back tooth38 *Employee responsible for minimizing negative outcomes41 Front-end alignment42 “Veep” role for LouisDreyfus44 Many a Jordanian47 CGI-heavy superhero franchise49 Intl. oil cartel51 *Greek salad component55 “The Possibilities Are Beautiful” retailer56 Contributing element57 Catan resource59 Century divs.60 That, in Spanish61 Postshow cast celebrations, and what can be found in the answers to the starred clues65 Trig function66 One holding things back?67 Gulf of Suez peninsula68 Explosive material69 Reproduce like salmon70 Boot camp figs.DOWN1 Create a design that stands out?2 Small beards3 Safe call4 “Doin’ Time” singer Lana __ Rey5 Strengthen, in metallurgy6 “What’s the __?”7 Pic above a username8 Joe of “Casino”9 Largest North American alpine lake10 Mingle (with)11 Join the club12 Folks14 Roll on the lawn18 Planet, e.g.23 Goading words25 Frugivorous flying mammal27 Colleen Hoover’s genre28 Godsend33 General on American Chinese menus34 Scrape (by)36 Quick getaway37 Number on a birthday card39 Silent actor40 Getting back (to)43 Opposite of charge44 Have an impact on45 Motivation46 For neither profit nor loss48 Tournament won by Coco Gauff in 202350 Black currant liqueur52 Some sweater necks53 Corp. employee in charge of recruitment54 Cy Young stat58 Triage ctrs.62 Filmmaker DuVernay63 Syllable in a blaster imitation64 “Verily!”horoscopein the starsCongratulations to the bowling teams you’re getting better every year!It’s getting golf time... So you know what that means - Jimmy needs money to go golfing.So come on down and help a brother out. If Jimmy is golfing that means you don’t have to see him!Hope life’s treating you well. Life’s treating Jimmy well - If y’all come down and spend some money!Later. Till next week.042326
Page 30 HAPPENINGS April 23, 2026 www.hap2it.com“It’s a Beaches reunion. Here I amwith the great Barbara Hershey!We go back a ways.” Bette Midler,80, recently shared a snapshot withBarbara Hershey, 78, onInstagram. Nearly 40 years afterplaying best friends in the comedydrama film Beaches, the two arestill as close as ever. \"Thank you for the outpouring of love and well wishes. Healthissues are a constant for me, but I’m a strong chick and I’mgetting stronger and better every day. I’m taking a moment tofocus on my health, but I’ll be back with more to say soonenough.\" Christina Applegate takes to Instagram this week toshare a candid update on her health. Applegate was diagnosedwith multiple sclerosis in 2021. Amid recent rumors of herhospitalization, her representative had “no comment whethershe is in the hospital or what her medical treatments are.”\"I would never laugh at that. Mytrue fans did not think that(expletive) was funny. The wholeway that (expletive) went downwas wrong. The whole way theyshot it was wrong. It was set upto make exactly what happenedin the press happen like that. Iwas deeply, deeply affected. NowI learned a lot from it... I agreedto be a part of a fun and creativecampaign that was supposed to feature a dream sequence.Unfortunately, that’s not what was happening in that clip, so Iunderstand my fans being upset by what they saw.\" Mary J.Blige reflects on her 2012 Burger King ad, which receivedbacklash when it was initially released, stating that it was not\"a laughing matter.\" In the ad, Blige delivers a jingle about thefast-food restaurants' new chicken wrap sandwiches. She sings,\"Crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, ranch dressing,wrapped in a tasty flour tortilla.\" According to CBS News andthe Associated Press, the ad drew public outcry, with fans andBlack media sites calling it out as stereotypical and offensive.\"After dinner, Bill, Mr. President, took me around the corner,and there were three Secret Service agents behind him, all ofthem looking at me, and the president asked me what myintentions were.\"Which icon recently told the story of how his then-girlfiend,later-wife brought him to the White House in the 1990s to getapproval from her friends, Bill and Hilary Clinton? For the answer, visit Hap2it.comA. Tom HanksB. Matthew BroderickC. Ted DansonD. John Travoltathings people say birthdays4/26 Channing Tatum 46, Kane 59, Kevin James 61,Jordana Brewster 46, Carol Burnett 93, Tionne \"T-Boz\" Watkins 56, Avant 48, Roger Taylor 664/27 Lizzo 39, Patrick Stump 42, Tess Daly 57, William Mosely 39, Sheena Easton 774/28 Jessica Alba 45, Penelope Cruz 52, Jay Leno 76, Ann Margret 85, Too Short 60, Jorge Garcia 534/29 Uma Thurman 56, Willie Nelson 93, Master P 56,Jerry Seinfeld 72, Michelle Pfeiffer 68, Kate Mulgrew 71,Eve Plumb 68, Daniel Day-Lewis 69, Carnie Wilson 584/30 Travis Scott 34, Gal Gadot 41, Kirsten Dunst 44,Johnny Galecki 51, Wayne Kramer 785/1 James Murray 50, Jamie Dornan 44, Tim McGraw 59,Wes Anderson 57, Julie Benz 545/2 Dwayne Johnson 54, David Beckham 51, Lily Allen 41, Ellie Kemper 46, Christine Baranski 74,Engelbert Humperdinck 90May 1, 1939 Batman first appears inDetective Comics #27 April 30, 1952 Mr Potato Head is1st toy advertised on televisionMay 1, 1964 The Beatles received$140,000 dollars for the rights tohaving their pictures included inpackages of bubble gum in the USAApril 28, 1968 The Broadwaymusical Hair opened in New YorkCity The production ran for 1,729performances, closing in July 1972April 28, 1973 Pink Floyd’s TheDark Side Of The Moon went to No1in the US. The album went on toenjoy a record-breaking 741consecutive weeks on the Billboardchart, until 1988 April 30, 1976 The Who'sdrummer Keith Moon paid nine cabdrivers to block-off both ends of astreet so he could throw the contentsof his hotel room out of the windowApril 28, 1979 Blondie's Heart OfGlass was at No1 on the US chart, thefirst of their four chart-toppers April 29, 1980 BlackSabbath began their first tour withvocalist Ronnie James Dio, who hadreplaced Ozzy OsbourneApril 26, 1982 In LA, pop star RodStewart is car jacked when a muggersteals his $50,000 Porsche April 30, 1988 Celine Dion wins the33rd Eurovision Song Contest May 2, 1989 A security guard alertedthe police after a man wearing a wig,fake moustache and false teethwalked into Zales Jewellers. Threesquad cars arrived and police detainedthe man, who turned out tobe Michael Jackson in disguiseApril 26, 1991 Two long runningABC sitcoms air their final episodes -Growing Pains (7 seasons) and Who’sthe Boss (8 seasons)April 26, 1994 Singer Grace Slickpleads guilty to pointing a shotgun atpolice outside her California home April 28, 2003 Apple launched theonline iTunes storeMay 2, 2008 The first film in theMarvel Cinematic Universe isreleased with Robert Downey Jrstarring in Iron ManMay 1, 2015 Mark Ronson andBruno Mars gave The Gap Band awriting credit on their huge hitUptown Funk, due to its similaritieswith their 1979 track Oops Up SideYour Head April 26, 2017 The Handmaid’s Tale,starring Elisabeth Moss, debutsAs a child, Carol Burnett would climbon the Hollywood sign for fun. She never strayed far, turning 93 thisweek, she remains active. She appearedon 18 episodes of “Palm Royale” overthe past two years and had a guestappearance on an episode of “Hacks”Bette Midler & Barbara Hersheythis week in pop historyMary J. BligeCalendar.qxp_My Turn 1-2H 4/21/26 3:41 PM Page 1
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