Terrible Short Stories

Terrible Short Stories

By: A Human

Bob Noodle

One day a little girl named Lilly went shopping with her mom, and as
they were shopping they went passed the noodles. Lilly picks up a
pack of noodles and told her mom Nancy that it was a special pack of
noodles. So after they were done shopping they went to the checkout
and got in the car and went home. When they got home the little girl
told her mom that she wanted noodles for dinner, her mom looked at
her with a surprised face because Lilly never wants noodles so Nancy
takes the noodles from Lilly and starts cooking. As they were cooking
she heard a
“Hey Lilly” Lilly didn't know where it was coming from so she thinks to
look in the pot, so she did and in there, there was a noodle sitting
there looking at her and then the noodle jumps out and he tells her
that his name is Bob. Lilly picks him up and they talk for hours and
they become best friends forever.

The End

Bad Kitty

One day Sarah a 12yr old girl and her mom went to an animal shelter.
When they walked in Sarah's mom asked her
“What kind of animal do you want”
“I want a kitten” said Sarah. So her and her mom walked down the
kitten row. As they were walking Sarah stops and yells for her mom
“Mom I want this one”, her mom stops and she looks at the look on
Sarahs face when she was holding the kitten so her mom says
“Ok” so they go to the counter and buy the kitten and get in there car
and go home. It was a fluffy black kitten and it was only 6 months old.
When they got home it was around 8:00 so it was time for bed
because she needs to go to school so she brings the kitten into her
room. But as Sarah was sleeping the kitten, which she named lulu,
jumped off Sarahs bed and saw Sarahs school project but all lulu said
was the yarn, so she starts to play with the yarn and ripped the
project up. By morning Sarah got up and got ready and she comes
back into her room and sees her ripped up project she looks at the
kitty and says
“You bad kitty”.

The End

Awkward Sharquesha

One morning there was this girl named Sharquesha but everyone
calls her awkward Sharquesha and her dad's name was De’quan. As
they were walking down the street they see a hobo named Bob on the
side of the road. He had long lushes rainbow hair and he had the best
rainbow beard. So they wanted to stop and give him some money. As
they walk over there they noticed that he was sitting in a shopping
cart. But they didn’t judge so they walked over and gave him some
money and when Bob saw Sharquesha he instantly fell in love. Then
outta nowhere Sharquesha starts singing and quietly started to
stop.But It became really awkward but I guess that's why they call her
awkward Sharquesha.

The End

Chocolate BananaBalls

One day Katie was bored and she had nothing to do so she thought
to eat so she went into the kitchen and then she saw something that
have her the best idea ever…….. IT WAS A BANANA!! So she
grabbed the banana and went into her room and she started to think
what she wanted to do with the banana so she thought and thought
and thought and then it hit her. “Why don’t I cut them up and make
them into balls and she love chocolate so she was like “Why not take
the banana balls and dip them in chocolate.” So she did. She ate
them all because they were so good. She ate so much that she said
that she would probably never eat again. 5 minutes later she was
hungry again.

The End