Funny Stories

Funny/Historic Stories

By:Matthew Nunez

chocolate/Grape juice

Chocolate rain, it tastes so good when it’s your
mouth, it was 11:00 A.M February 3 2017, and my
mom packed chocolate for lunch. Me, Evan, Tyler,
Spencer, Nolan, Jacob, and Owen, were all sitting
at my table. When I pulled out my block of
chocolate, Jacob stabbed Tyler! Just kidding Jacob
just poured grape juice on tyler. Tyler got mad and
punched Jacob but he wasn’t that mad because by
7th period the grape juice was gone.

49 minutes of madness

It was 11:19 A.M at Columbine High School.
Students were in the lunchroom eating their lunch.

All was well until, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris
shouted “Go,Go!” through the hallway. They bursted

through the lunchroom and started shooting at
people, killing them for no reason! Some of the
people they were shooting at, they didn’t even know
them. Students starting running/screaming down the
halls, they tried to get help from the teachers but
Dylan and Eric had already killed them. Students
tried calling the police with their phones but Dylan
and Eric had killed anybody trying to call 911!
Science teacher Kent Friesen was helping students
get out of the school but Eric Harris saw students
running from the school and killed Kent Friesen after
he killed the students running away from the school.

Tuna Casserole

Hi my name is Joe, I went to my friends house for a
week, his mom made pancakes, hot dogs, and tuna
casserole.Tuna casserole is amazingly good. It has

noodles, tuna, and peas.