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Western Europe Broadcasting Service ScandalTableWill Odosson: From Stopping Bandits toKilling an OgreNew Contagious Virus SpreadsLOCAL GIRL THINKS T Gets Friends to Lady Isobel Vanishes in the Night: ConspiracyAfoot?---------------------------------------------How Society Functions--------------------------------------------------------Life After the Solar Flares------------------------------A Call to Leadership---------------LETS CALL IT A DOOMSDAY headline 2---------------3344556677889911001122111121133--1144 Author Acknowledgement---------------A Call to Arms22---------------11Table of Contents---------------Editorial Pageof
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Western Europe Broadcasting ServiceScandal!Bernard Marx and Helmholtz Watson, after experiencing what can only bedescribed as pre-Ford sentiment, set out to the wilderness and savagery toretrieve a savage; someone born outside of Ford’s civilization. Brought tohis Fordship’s Mustapha Mond’s office to discuss, it is revealed that bothBernard Marx and Helmholtz Watson were sent to far off islands, Icelandand the Falklands respectively, and the savage escaped from his Fordship’sembrace before experiments commenced. The savage was deemed missingfor a while, having escaped out into the wilderness, the savage was thenfound in a lighthouse, where local crowds gathered round to observe theodd specimen. After some feelies and harmless fun, the following morning,the savage was found suspended from the neck, seemingly in forever sleep.Doses of Soma were distributed to those who witnessed the event, andaccording to reports, are all well and good now, ready and content to goback to their normal lives. Mustapha Mond, previously on watch due to hisfervor interest in science, has come out and said that while the currentsituation of both Bernard and Helmholtz is unfortunate, as well as theuntimely demise of the savage, it should not detract from the lives ofanyone living in his Fordship’s civilization.3
HowSociFWhether you’re an Alpha, a Beta, or themost hardworking of Gammas, allcitizens of Fordship’s civilization are allnecessary components of what isconsidered proper civilization. But thequestion therefore remains; how is aperfect society created?By usage of Bokanovsky’s Process,Gammas, Deltas, and Epsilons are allcarefully modified and specialized to fitinto their roles, by use of developmentalstunting while an embryo, they arescientifically molded into their role insociety and then duplicated in ninety-sixhealthy citizens, though seventy-two ismore efficient, all ready to work andcontribute to society.Alphas and Betas aren’t subject to thisprocess, as superior intellect isnecessary to keep a society functioning,but by use of the Bokanovsky Process,stability is ensured; purpose ispreordained and set since conception.All men (and women) are createdartificially, to ensure uniformity andstability. Just imagine, one embryobirths ninety-six identical twins whowork on ninety-six identical machines!Likewise, using the Podsnap Technique,at least 150 mature eggs can be producedand fertilized, then Bokanovskyfied intoseventy-two embryos, and thereforeproduce an astonishing ten thousandeight hundred identical adultindividuals, all ready to work andcontribute to society without question.Truly a wonder.4
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5Will OdKilled an ImmortalOgre, but Nearly Diedto Two Bandits?Interview With Future Baron ofRestonburyWill Odosson, son of the Lord of Restonbury,Baron Odo, was knighted almost six monthsago. We at the 5 Big Booms have gotten ascoop on an event that happened the daybefore the Baron’s son was knighted.Apparently Will Odosson nearly died afteran encounter with two bandits who wantedto steal a poor old ladies prized pig. Thiscomes as a surprise to us here at The 5 BigBooms because just last week Will killed anogre who was thought to be immortal. Wewere told that the encounter with the twobandits came after Will became lost during ahunting party the day before his knighting.We reached out to Will and he said heapparently saw a white deer. We asked someof the other knights about this and none ofthem saw any white deer or anythingresembling one on that day. In our interviewwith Odosson he said that,“I should havebeen the one to die that day.”Quiet a shocking statement coming fromsomeone who defeated an immortal beast.Although, from what he told us he reallywas going to die on that road by the handsof a bandit if it weren’t for his quickreflexes and a lot of luck. He told us that hewas a lot different back then, always beingtoo reactive and not thinking thingsthrough. This is very clear because if hehad stayed on his horse he would have notstruggled at all against the two bandits.While the thought of the ogre slayer nearlydying to two run of the mill bandits is hardto believe, that was more than half a yearago, and with all that happened in betweenthat time it makes sense that Will Odossonwas able to vanquish the immortal ogrethat terrorized countless villages.____________________________________
6Lady Isobel V Consp Lady Isobel of Harrowholt has gone missing. LadyIsobel, seventeen years of age, was last seen threenights past departing the north tower chambersshortly before midnight. Witnesses report that shewore a dark traveling cloak over a blue gownembroidered with silver knotwork. Her hair ispale gold, worn long, and her eyes are gray incolor.Though no signs of struggle were found, strangereports surround her disappearance. Servantsclaim lights were seen moving in the hills beyondthe castle walls, while stable boys swear that nohorse was taken through the gates. Otherswhisper of wizardry, citing Lady Isobel’s knowninterest in books of ancient lore and her frequentvisits with scholars attached to the royal court.Lady Isobel is betrothed to Sir Will Odosson,recently knighted, who is said to have riddennorth in search of her despite grave dangers uponthe roads. Neither brigands nor border wars haveslowed his pursuit.The Crown warns against spreading false rumorsconcerning enchantment, rebellion, or dealingswith the Hidden Folk. Nevertheless, unease growsthroughout Harrowholt as fears mount that LadyIsobel’s disappearance may be tied to darkerpowers moving within the kingdom.A reward of fifty silver marks is offered forreliable information leading to her safe return.Any traveler, merchant, knight, priest, orcommoner possessing knowledge of Lady Isobel’swhereabouts is commanded to report at once tothe Baron Henry in Harrowholt.May God guard the lost, and guide her safelyhome.
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New Conta Multiple camps have stated thatthey have been attacked by peoplewith blow darts and have beeninfected with a deadly virus. Peoplehave stated that those who havebeen infected have started tobehave irrationally. Some of thesigns that people have beeninfected with this new virus areheadaches, becoming mentallyunstable, memory loss and more.Those who have been infected havebeen seen attacking others in thearea. This new virus has beencalled the Flare and those who havebeen infected are called Cranks.Some people infected died quicklywhile others stayed alive for longer.A small group has been seentravelling through other campswarning them of the virus. Thesepeople believe that the virus isalready mutating. Those that havebeen infected with the mutatedversion of the virus have been seenattacking people and have evenbeen seen banging there headagainst surfaces, saying that theyfeel that something is in their head.Some sources say that this new virusis being spread by the Post-FlaresCoalition (PFC) due to the fact that theresources on earth are not enough foreveryone currently alive. Othersources claim that the virus wasmeant to be painless and a rapiddeath. The reality is that it is far fromthat. This virus is airborne will mostlikely wipe out a large amount ofpeople.7
Life After the Solar FlaresWhen the solar flares hit earth, itcaused there to be destruction all overthe world. Millions of people died dueto the solar flares and major citieswere destroyed. Survivors moved intothe mountains and forests trying not tostarve. Small groups ended up formingso that they could work together inorder to provide for themselves. For awhile it felt like people might be ableto recover from the damage that thesolar flares caused. Suddenly thecamps that people were in got attackedby people in black hazmat suits.Survivors of the attack stated that theywere attacking with blow darts.8Most people who were hit died, but somebegan to become sick. Those in the laterform of the sickness were stated tobecome agressive towards others andthose who could still speak stated thatthey felt as if something was in theirhead. Other camps have been visited bysurvivors of the attack and have beenwarning them of the virus. Sources saythat these people are trying to find whois responsible for carrying out theseattacks. These people helping out havebeen identified as Mark and Alec. Theyhave stated that they have evidence thatmany powerful organizations that arestill around might be connected to theattacks that occured._______________________________________
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A Call to ArmsTHE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED! Local manhas done the unthinkable and has successfullyslain a Frhey. For many, many years theFhreys have reigned supreme over our kindand terrorized Rhunes. For the longest timesthey have been described as “god like” and“immortal”, that was, until a few days ago.According to “Raithe” member of the Dureyatribe has killed a well known Fhrey with asword. To this day nobody has ever attemptedto defy the rule of the Fhreys, Raithe has beenthe first to revolt against them. This smallevent could lead to the possibilit of arevolution, this has shocked both sides. Wethe Rhunes have been oppresed by thesedemons for the longest time, this proves thatthey are not immortal and are prone to death.We don’t exactly know how it happened yet,but our next publish will break down theevent.We want you tribe men andwomen to stand up against theFhreys. Defeating or weakeningthem could lead to a new era ofprosperity. Raithe the first to killa Fhrey has informed everyonethat he is working with the DahlRhen clan to organize a fightingforce to initiate a series ofattacks on Frhey territories andoutposts. We ask that if you areinterested in taking down theseFhreys or wanting to support thecause, please contact your localauthority figure for moreinformation. We can not affordto lose this advantage we needyou take mantle and step up todefeat the Frheys and allowfuture generations to enjoy apossible peaceful life.9
Call to LeadershipAs of recent new, renowne Reglan, Chief of the proud D has tragically been killed in th Witnesses of the event say he bear while defending his fel chief’s wife Persephone w upon hearing the news an without a proper chief. A successor named Konnig supposed to inherit the thro 10Approved ph Attend the nextmeeting at Dahl Rhenvillage if you wish tobecome the new chief,the trials, will NOT beeasy.Time: only accepting 5
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