Mushoku Tensei Jobless Reincarnation Vol. 10

from within was apparently easy. “I doubt there are any traps, but please keep your guard up,” I said as we entered, lighting the room with my lamp. It was a cramped room with a single desk, a wooden pedestal, and nothing else. There were several books and a bottle of ink on the desk. The bottle was cracked and its contents had all dried up. As for the pedestal, how should I describe it? It was shaped like a casket, its base hollowed with indentations that fit the doll’s size and shape. Looking closely, I noticed a transparent crystal embedded in the wood right where the doll’s head would rest. It probably charged itself by lying here—in a magical sense, anyway, not an electrical one. “Cliff, can you tell me anything about this pedestal?” He shook his head. “Nope; it’s my first time seeing something like this.” I nervously reached out to touch it. I didn’t think it would zap me or anything, but I had to make sure it was inert. When it didn’t react, I turned my attention to one of the books on the desk. I could tell it’d been left here for quite a while, but fortunately there was no sign that bugs had gotten to it. Maybe the doll had exterminated them? On the front cover was was a title and a crest in a language I couldn’t read. The book’s interior was the same, written in a script I didn’t know, which meant it had to be Sky God tongue, Sea God tongue, or a language so obscure I’d never heard of it. Both the crest and the script felt familiar, though. Where had I seen them? The university library, perhaps? As I thumbed through the pages, I came upon a number of sketches. Sketches of the human body, sketches of magic circles. As I flipped further, I came upon one of the four-legged, four-armed doll. “Zanoba?” “Yes?” Zanoba, who had been stationed at the entrance, came over. “I think this is the doll we found. What do you think?” “I can’t read the text, but you’re probably right,” he agreed. “Where? Let me see,” said Cliff, butting in once again. The three of us gazed at the book, flipping through the pages. The binding was quite old and seemed like it might give at any moment. There

were arrows drawn beside the sketches and words written beneath them, probably annotations or commentary. There were sketches of the doll’s arms, magic circles, and more arrows and annotations. The margins were packed with detailed scribbles. “Judging by the sketches alone, this seems similar to the magic circles used to enchant magical implements,” Cliff muttered. “Really?” “Yeah, I can tell because I’ve been researching them lately. The doll must be a magical implement.” “So that’s it.” The previous owner—no, the first owner of this house—had probably been researching something forbidden. My guess was that he’d had the doll protect the house, which seemed to have been successful, since it had clearly been moving about the manor and attacking intruders. Then the original owner disappeared. Whether he’d left his work incomplete and moved somewhere else, or got caught, I had no idea. Considering he’d left the fruits of his labor behind, there was a high possibility he’d passed away in some unforeseen accident. As for the doll, it had probably stayed asleep here on this pedestal until something happened that caused it to awaken. It started cleaning the house and patrolling it, killing any intruders it discovered. It was probably programmed to return back to the pedestal to recharge once it was done. This seemed like the most logical conclusion, at least. Though if it was patrolling the garden, then someone should’ve spotted it by now… Wait, no, we’d broken the front door when we first got here, and it had been the only broken door in the building. The doll’s original programming might have had it patrolling the garden, but it was forced to abandon that route when it couldn’t open the doors, leaving it trapped inside the house. And then we’d broken the door when we entered, allowing it to resume doing rounds of the garden—probably right around when we passed by and headed up the stairs, leading it to follow us. ***

Just to be on the safe side, I searched every nook and cranny of the house again and kept an eye on it for several more days. There were no more sounds at night. Once I was certain it was safe, I went to the real estate agency to officially sign the contract. As for the evil spirit, I told them it was a fiendish monster that had roosted in a hidden room in the basement of the house. Tomorrow, I’d have some people go in to start cleaning and making repairs. I decided to buy only the bare essentials of furniture for now. Perhaps it was just the Japanese part of me talking, but I felt like I should save the rest for myself and Sylphie to decide on together. Besides, we wouldn’t actually be able to move in for another month, when the renovations would be done. I could just imagine the excitement on Sylphie’s face. “See, this is our new house!” I’d say. “Whoa! Rudy, it’s amazing!” “There’s a lot of rooms inside, too. So we’ll have enough space regardless of how many kids we have!” “Incredible; you’re even thinking about our future together! Take me now!” “Of course, my love. I already prepared the bed for us.” “Rudy, take me!” Yeah, that wasn’t likely to happen, but the thought still made me grin. Wait. She wouldn’t be disappointed, would she? Like, “Ugh, Rudy, this was all you could get for us?” No, Sylphie wasn’t that selfish. At least I was pretty sure she wasn’t. Anyway, this had been a fruitful endeavor. In just a few days, I’d gotten my hands on a nice new place and inherited one of the treasures that had been left inside it. I was fairly sure that doll was a magical implement. It was possible the proper protocol in these circumstances was to submit my discovery to the Magicians’ Guild, but I wasn’t officially a member yet. Once the process was more or less over, I decided to move the research

materials that had been left in the basement room. Zanoba carried the pedestal while I carried the books and such. We’d be using them to investigate that doll. “Master?” We were on the path leading back to the university when Zanoba called out to me, a serious look on his face. He had the large wooden pedestal balanced on his shoulder. It was incredibly heavy, but Zanoba had no issues lifting it. Just to be on the safe side, we’d wrapped it in cloth so it would look like a coffin to anyone watching. “What is it?” “Might I convince you to leave the research on the moving doll entirely to me?” I met his gaze. Behind those round frames was a look of determination I’d never seen before. “My mana pool is deplorably small, and my hands are far too clumsy. I’m even holding you back on the red wyrm figurine we’re supposed to be making for Julie. I’ve barely made any progress on it.” It would be easy to assure him that wasn’t true, but I knew this was a concern for him. I couldn’t speak thoughtlessly. Zanoba continued. “However, I feel like I can carry out research. Honestly, looking at the book gives me a sense of what the author wanted to accomplish.” Hm. So he could intuit the thoughts of the doll’s creator since they shared a similar passion, huh? “That said, identifying and translating the language may take some time. Perhaps it would be faster for you to lead the search,” he suggested. I wasn’t sure about that. I couldn’t spend all my time researching dolls, after all. It might be more beneficial to leave it to Zanoba. But… “Hypothetically, what would you do if that doll were to go berserk again?” “Even if it were to go on a rampage, I could recapture it without injury. You saw that for yourself, didn’t you?” True enough. The thought of it moving at night was a bit terrifying, but that probably wouldn’t happen as long as it wasn’t allowed to recharge on its pedestal. Leaving it in Zanoba’s room was dangerous, though, so it might be

a good idea to borrow one of the university’s research chambers. One with a sturdy door. No, wait. It was possible this really was forbidden magic at work. Maybe we’d be better off not doing this on campus, even though Nanahoshi was doing something similar with her research into magic circles. Maybe I’d have her put in a good word for me, just in case. She was an A-ranked member of the guild, after all. “Please, Master! When your plan is fully realized, I don’t want my only contribution to be money!” It seemed Zanoba had put a lot of thought into this. I was a little concerned about his single-minded fixation on figurines, but if this was how he felt, maybe I should leave it to him. “I beg of you! Entrust this research to me!” Apparently, he misunderstood my silence as reluctance. He’d set the pedestal aside and was now on his hands and knees, both hands spread before him as he prostrated himself in the snow. “Okay, I get it. Just stand up! I’ll leave it to you.” “Truly?!” He immediately leaped to his feet, an expression of absolute joy on his face. He sure changed on a dime. “There’s a possibility you may be treading into forbidden magic territory,” I warned. “Forbidden magic?” “Yes. We’ll borrow a research chamber from the university for now, so do your work there.” “…Thank you!” He quickly lifted the pedestal again, narrowly missing the tip of my nose. That was close! What had he planned on doing if he accidentally hit me in the head with that? “Would the two of you quit drawing attention to yourselves in the middle of the street?” Cliff grumbled. And so, Zanoba began his search into automated dolls and I got my hands on a new house. Next up: renovations!

Chapter 4: Dramatic RANOA KINGDOM, the Magic City of Sharia: In a section of this city—heavily populated with students—was an old manor with many problems. A single step down the drive brought you to an untended garden, and then to a broken front door. The walls and ceilings had water damage, and the roof leaked when it rained. There was a fireplace that might or might not be in working condition, and the outer walls were shrouded in moss and shriveled vines. In short, it was less a house and more an abandoned ruin. Even better? The house was haunted. Surprisingly enough, a man named Rudeus Greyrat was attempting to move into the house. A former A-ranked adventurer and current student of the University of Magic, Rudeus had bought the house for himself and his future wife to live in. Peculiar taste, for sure. Not many people would choose such a place to begin their newlywed life. One man took up this client’s call: Balda of the Large Hollow, an artisan and renovator, and an expert architect affiliated with the Magicians’ Guild in the Duchy of Basherant. He had thirty years of experience that encompassed everything from designing the layout of a building to actually constructing it. Having acquired his skills in the Holy Country of Millis, he had a number of notable achievements under his belt, such as constructing a detached school building for the University of Magic. Balda was a bit of a stubborn man, but a good one whose skills were undeniable. He always had a hammer by his side, and if he found something he didn’t like, even if it was a stranger’s house, he’d tear it down and rebuild it. Such was the temperament of a craftsman. He’d beat anything into shape with his hammer, whether it be buildings or his own pupils. That was how he’d acquired another nickname: Balda the Hammer. “Aha. We’re here. You must be Quagmire! Heard you’re gettin’ married!”

The person who welcomed the artisan was the client himself, a man known on the streets as “Rudeus the Quagmire,” though more affectionately referred to as “Quagmire” by the artisan. “Yes. I’m in your hands, Mister Balda.” Balda knew Rudeus. Talhand was an old friend of his, and he’d heard of Rudeus through Talhand’s companion, Elinalise. “I’m glad I was able to buy a house for my new wife, but as you can see, it needs some work.” “Well, why don’t ya let me have a look?” “Be my guest.” As soon as they tried to enter the house, the artisan furrowed his brows. “Hey now, what’s this here? This doorway’s in bad shape. Almost like the door got ripped right off its hinges.” “It didn’t fit right and couldn’t be opened, so we had no choice but to break it,” Rudeus explained. “Tsk, honestly,” the dwarf spat. “You kids just like to go breakin’ everything. You don’t have any respect for things.” “I agree completely.” The client easily brushed off the artisan’s angry words. He spoke as if he had nothing to do with the door’s destruction. The artisan didn’t care much for that kind of attitude, but he held his feelings in. He’d heard that Rudeus the Quagmire was quite the terrifying individual if you provoked his anger. “So whatcha wanna do about the door?” “What do you mean?” Rudeus asked. “Quality of materials, design, that kinda stuff. If you don’t got a preference, I’ll just use my own know-how,” Balda explained. “I don’t have any particular preference when it comes to materials, but I would like to request a sturdy door. Also, please add a door knocker.” “’Course. This is the front entrance, after all.” After that they headed inside, where the artisan once again wore a look

of mixed emotion. “This place’s really had a number done on it.” “I-It has?” “The floor’s oddly well made, but the walls and ceiling are pretty shoddy work in comparison. Almost like the basement’s the most important part of the house and everything else is just extra.” “You can tell all of that?” “’Course I can.” Balda’s eyes could easily tell what was well made and what wasn’t. The floor, stairs, second floor, dining area, kitchen and fireplace were all solid work. He could tell that a talented builder had exercised their architectural skills and magic abilities to create this a hundred years ago. But someone else had made renovations to the walls and ceiling. That’s where it’d gone haywire. “Well, this can be fixed real quick.” The artisan’s words were reassuring. Relieved, the client led him to a large dining area. “A large room, eh? Sunlight in here ain’t bad,” said Balda. “How about the fireplace?” “Let’s see.” The dwarf’s eyes lit up at the fireplace that might or might not be useable. “This is a nice fireplace. Bit old, but probably best we not go makin’ adjustments to it.” “Are you sure?” “Here, look at this mark chiseled in here.” Balda pointed to the emblem that Rudeus was sure he’d seen somewhere before. “This is the mark of a genius craftsman. His name’s been lost to time, but in the Asura Kingdom, magical implements with this mark on them fetch a high price. Most of them are small gadgets, though. Who’d have thought the same person woulda created a whole fireplace somewhere like this?” The client thought back to the crest on the diary he’d found in this house just a few days before, finally realizing that it looked awfully similar to this one. It seemed the original owner of the house had built these things himself.

“So, what do ya wanna do with this big room?” Balda asked. “That’s a good question. What do you normally do with a room like this?” “Well, it’s a big area. Plonk down a big table and you can use it for parties. Have the one on the other wing of the house as a spare. If somethin’ comes up and ya can’t use this room, then you can use that one instead.” “So you wouldn’t use it most of the time?” “Not normally, no. Then again, for most us livin’ normal everyday lives, one big room is more than enough.” “I suppose you’re right. Let’s use the room in the other wing as a lounge, then.” “Aye.” The artisan and his client continued their exchange as they moved to the next room. “Ya got two kitchens here, too. Though the second one’s got no kiln.” “I assume that means it wasn’t used, then?” Rudeus asked. “Got a drainage pipe, so it was probably used for washin’ and bathin’.” “Oh, so a bathroom!” The artisan looked at the kitchen, then the washing area. He checked for deterioration and clogging in the plumbing, then nodded. “This place is fine without any repairs. It’s pretty clean, for how much it’s been used. Though might not have been used much to begin with.” “There is one thing I’d like to consult you about,” the client said, following up with his own suggestion. The artisan’s eyes lit up. “You think of some interestin’ stuff. But I don’t have the materials for that, so it might cost ya.” “I’ll create them myself with magic.” “Got it all figured out, eh? Very well. Let’s see what we can do.” And so the client entrusted the artisan with his idea.

*** The next day, ten of Balda’s underlings gathered together and the renovations began. PART 1: DOOR Early in the morning, a large door made of expensive wood shaved down to fit the frame was carried in. On the outside of the sturdy slab was a door knocker in the form of a lion, with a magic circle drawn into the edge of the door as a security measure. “It ain’t much, but if anyone tries to force the door open, a loud noise will echo throughout the house,” the dwarf said. “Could be an alarm clock, too.” The client laughed boldly at the artisan’s idea. PART 2: WASHING AREA Under the artisan’s skilled ministrations, this area was undergoing quite the change. First, a partition was put in to split the area in two. The stone flooring was replaced by tile and canted toward a drain in one corner of the room. In another corner, a square stone box large enough for three people to lie in was installed. The floor below was slightly indented so the box could be set in place. Then a window was installed close to the ceiling. What exactly was this room supposed to be? PART 3: BASEMENT ROOM The client and artisan stood in the darkness of the basement. “This is a nice basement area. The way it’s built, you’ll hardly ever get mice comin’ in.” “Yes. Well, about this hidden door here. Behind it, I’d like you to create a room like this.” “Why’re you wantin’ such a strange—ah, forget it. I won’t say nothin’. I’m a good follower of Millis, but it looks like you sure aren’t.”

Machinery and materials were brought into the basement to fulfill the client’s wishes, and the stains on the corners of the hidden door were completely washed away. *** Two weeks later, when the renovations were finally complete, the client brought his wife along with him. “Oh, I wonder what it is you want to show me. I am so excited!” “You sound like you’re reading those lines off a piece of paper, Sylphie. Don’t tell me you secretly gathered intel and already know what it is?” “Oh? Whatever do you mean? I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Rudeus flirted with his wife as she continued to pretend stilted surprise, and the two made their way through the snow. “Apparently, while I wasn’t looking, the honest-to-a-fault girl I knew learned to lie. Now that I think about it, maybe I should be happy. But if you can lie so boldly now, then I’m worried you might lie to me again in the future.” “This is your fault too, Rudy. If you use Princess Ariel’s name, I’m going to find out about it.” “I apologize.” “I’m going to get anxious if you don’t tell me anything, you know. I mean, you’re so handsome…” Sylphie trailed off. “You think I’d cheat? That’s upsetting.” “No, I mean…um, you know. I’m not very—I mean, in the chest area. They’re kind of small.” The moment the man saw the anxious look on his wife’s face, a grin spread across his. “What’s this, you’re worried about your breast size? Don’t worry, this old man is a believer in equality. I don’t discriminate. Ha ha ha!”

“Old man? Ah, hey, don’t start suddenly touching me! People are watching!” “Yes, ma’am. I’m sorry.” By the time they reached the house, the man had grown quiet, like a dog with its tail tucked between its legs. His wife adjusted her sunglasses and grumbled in frustration. “Consider the time and place. Save that stuff for nighttime, in the bedroom! Okay?” “Yes, Miss Sylphiette. I will never do it again.” “Ah, b-but if you really can’t hold yourself back…then hmm…” “Oho? You’re gonna have to speak up, kid, this old man’s ears aren’t like they used to be.” The two of them took a look at their new house. BEFORE: Moss clung to the the stones and ivy snaked its way across the outside of the house. The windows were shattered and the front door hung off its frame. The Rudeus Estate gave off an eerie aura, as if it were home to a witch. NOW: The previously moss-covered stones had all been cleaned and polished, and a new coat of pure white paint had been applied to the outer walls. The roof, previously so dull you couldn’t tell its original shade, was now a bright green. Sturdy dark-brown double doors had been installed in the entryway. The doors had sparkling, lion-shaped gold hinges that looked almost like guard dogs. Seeing this, the wife covered her mouth. “What do you think?” “Um, uh, what do I think?” “I picked a color close to your original hair color for the roof. You might not have liked your hair, but I really did.”

“Huh? Oh, I see. Aah…” She kept her hand pressed to her mouth, eyes full of admiration as she looked over the house. “Come on then, let’s go inside and see the rest of it.” The two of them went inside. A mat lay at the front entrance for them to wipe their feet on—a representation of the client’s feelings about this world’s culture of wearing shoes indoors. “To the right is the dining room. To the left is the living room. Which would you like to see first?” “Um, I guess the ‘dining’ one first?” “So you prefer the dining room! Very good. I’m sure you’ll take an even bigger liking to this place, once you see it. Come this way.” The client’s nervousness was filtering into his speech, as if he were some kind of car salesman. The two made their way from the foyer to a room on the left. The previously large, empty room had undergone quite the transformation. First, a long table had been placed within. It was bare at the moment, but it looked capable of seating ten people. The walls were covered in white wallpaper, and in the corner was a vase with a small arrangement of flowers. The large fireplace had been repaired with brand-new red bricks that accented the rest of the room. “Whoa, this is amazing.” “We’ll eat either here or in the living area,” the man said. “What are we going to do with a table this long?” “I’m sure we’ll use it when we invite people over.” “Oh, that makes sense. You’re right. We’ll have guests over.” The girl removed her sunglasses and scratched at the back of her ears. He reached over and patted her on the head, an affectionate look on his face. No doubt the client was inwardly thinking not only of potential guests but of filling the seats at the table with their children. “Okay, then! To the living room.” They moved to the living room. Spread out before them was a large, welcoming, family-oriented space. Couches were installed around the

fireplace. A table sat close by with a pitcher and some cups resting atop it. The artisan had displayed magnificent ingenuity in implementing the client’s desire for a relaxing house so naturally. “This is amazing. Can I sit on this?” “Of course you can! Ah, but please don’t even mention that the cushions are hard, I already know. They’ll soften more with wear, I’m told.” “I haven’t even sat down yet. In fact, Rudy, you’ve been talking weird for a bit now.” “I’m just a little nervous.” His wife cautiously took a seat on the couch. “It’s not really hard at all.” The client settled down beside his wife. Then he wrapped an arm around her shoulder and the two faced each other, gazes connecting. His wife softly closed her eyes and— He pulled her back up onto her feet. “Wh-why don’t we go see the next room? It’s the kitchen. The Rudeus Estate boasts a fantastic meal preparation area; come have a look!” “Uh, yeah!” Besides the existing stone kiln, the kitchen also hosted an assortment of the newest cooking equipment. There was a counter large enough to butcher an entire boar on, and a cooking stove with a gigantic generic pot. There were also casks, jars and earthen containers for storage purposes. “It’s so normal.” “It sure is.” As her husband’s expression turned solemn, the wife in turn gave her own solemn nod. Once that was over with, they were on to the next area—the washroom. They walked down the hallway and slipped in through the entryway. When they did, the wife tilted her head. “Oh? It’s quite small.” There was a large bucket and washboard in the room, and nothing else. It was more than enough space to do laundry in, but what caught her attention was the door at the back.

“Have a look.” The client led his wife through the door. The sight that awaited her was an enormous bath. BEFORE: It was nothing more than a plain room with no stone kiln, too large to be used just for washing clothes in. A desolate second kitchen area. NOW: The floor was replaced with tile, and at the edge of the room was a large tub filled with warm water. It was angled such that the water trickled smoothly down the drain that had been installed. The room that had formerly been covered in stone was now a stylish bath. “Um, could this perhaps be…a bath?” His wife asked. “I should’ve expected you’d figure it out. You know what a bath is, then?” “Oh, yes. I had a little experience with them when I lived in the royal palace. But this is the first time I’ve ever seen one this big before. Is this what you call a hot spring?” “It’s a little different from a hot spring.” She couldn’t mask her surprise. The client watched her with a curious expression. You could almost hear his sinister inner voice saying, “I’m looking forward to bathing together, heh heh heh” just from the look on his face. “I put water in it just so I could show you, but normally we’ll keep it empty.” “Okay. You can teach me how to use it later. Ahh!” He’d suddenly thrown his arms around her. Apparently, he was overcome with emotion at her words. “Jeez, what’s this about?” she demanded. “I was worrying about how I could get you to take a bath with me. So,

when I heard you say that, I just couldn’t help myself,” the client said. “You were really worried about that? A bath isn’t something you do alone, right? The Princess is always going in with her attendants. I’ve even helped her wash up before.” “There’s a custom in one of the tribes out there where the wife and husband wash each other’s bodies. Have you heard of that one?” “I haven’t. That sounds kind of embarrassing, but I’ll give it my best.” Once their conversation was over, they took the stairs and ascended to the second floor. The ceiling had been beautifully restored with bright wooden panels, eliminating all concerns about being dripped on when it rained. The client took his wife straight to the door furthest in. “Right now, this is the only room I’ve remodeled on the second floor.” “Ah, it’s amazing.” His wife’s eyes widened with surprise as she entered. The most conspicuous thing in the room, of course, was the massive bed wide enough for three people to comfortably sleep in. There was only one pillow on it: the client’s favorite. “Why such a big bed?” “That’s obvious, of course. It’s so we can really enjoy ourselves when we’re alone together.” “Oh, so that’s it. I guess that makes sense. Hee hee hee.” They both wore toothy grins on their faces. *** And so I introduced Sylphie to our new house, documentary-style. She sat on the bed and cuddled with me. She was in a good mood, a big smile on her face. I was glad she liked the place. I wanted to push her down and get to husband-and-wife business, but there was a little something I wanted to talk about first.

“Sylphie, it’s been approximately three weeks since I announced our betrothal. I realize that isn’t a long time, but we have taken a bit of a break from discussing it.” “Y-yes.” The reason I was talking so stiffly was because this was a serious conversation. Sylphie had to realize that too, because she straightened up. “Even though I said we’d get married, to be honest, I don’t know what I’m supposed to do. I went ahead and bought this house, but honestly, I can’t help feeling like I’ve rushed on ahead.” “I-I don’t feel that way at all. I’m really happy with everything you’ve done. In fact, I’m the one wondering if it’s really okay for me to live in such a luxurious place.” “Really? I’m glad to hear that you have no issues, but I wish to discuss what happens in the future.” The future. When I said that, her face went red, and for some reason, she started fidgeting. “Um, I’m fine with however many you want. But elf blood runs strong through my veins, so it might be difficult to get me pregnant.” “Y-yeah.” That was incredibly sexy to hear. This wasn’t modern Japan, after all. I’d have been disappointed to hear she wanted to put off having kids for financial reasons even though we just got married. That’s right. I was loyal to my instincts. And by that, I meant the natural animal instinct to reproduce. In other words, make babies. Even so, I intended to be understanding about her career. “But what are you going to do about your work for Princess Ariel?” I didn’t know what the Princess thought about all of this, but I didn’t see how Sylphie could continue her work as a bodyguard if she got pregnant. I supposed I or someone else could fill in on the battlefront, but that wasn’t the only aspect of being a bodyguard. “What do you mean?” she asked.

“Wouldn’t it be difficult to do both at the same time?” “I’ve already spoken with the Princess about that.” Huh. Made sense. “We plan to stay in this country for the next two years at the very least, and even then, it’s not as if we’ll make tracks for the Asura Kingdom the instant we graduate. We’re looking at roughly five more years. So, um…” It seemed Sylphie had no intention of quitting her bodyguard work. The fact that quitting had never even been mentioned spoke volumes about the strength of her bond with Ariel and Luke. I wondered what the old Sylphie, the one who was entirely dependent upon me, would say. Perhaps she’d offer to throw it all aside to follow me. That would make me happy too, but… “Sorry. Now that I think about it, it’s unfair to you, isn’t it? You’ve provided me with such a magnificent home, but I won’t be able to spend much time in it because of my work with Ariel. I guess I don’t really deserve to be your wife, do I?” She lowered her head, face full of sorrow. It wasn’t a hard-and-fast rule here that the man worked while the woman stayed at home, perhaps because there wasn’t quite as much of a social power gap between men and women in this world. Still, it was the norm more often than not. “Am I not good enough after all?” Sylphie asked, eyes welling up with tears. I felt kind of guilty. I’d spent two years in abstinence. Once my libido was finally restored, the white-hot emotion that had been bottled up for those two—no, three years—came bursting forth, and the only thought in my head was Sylphie = someone who will let me have sex with her. I didn’t think that was necessarily a bad thing. Sylphie had initiated it, after all, even giving me an aphrodisiac and letting me have my way with her even though it was her first time. Even though I was such a sex fiend that even the beastfolk were turned off by me. If she’d found me scary, she’d shown no sign of it. When I woke the next morning, she’d looked at me and smiled. If not now, then when? If not Sylphie, then whom? If I hesitated again, and she ended up marrying someone else, I was sure I’d regret it for the rest of my life. If she were taken from me—wait, that was right. Sylphie already

belonged to me. “You’re mine, Sylphie.” “Eh?! Uh, yes. I’m yours, Rudy.” “So please—marry me.” Come to think of it, this might be the first time I’d explicitly asked. “…Yes.” Her cheeks heated up as she nodded. Then she let out a small sigh of relief. “Please don’t worry about your work as a bodyguard. I’ll take care of the house. You just do what you need to do.” “Yeah.” “Well, I would like you to sleep with me every few days or so if possible, though.” “Huh?” Ooops. My sexual desires had come spilling out. “By sleep, do you mean that?” she asked. “No, no, only if you want to, of course. If you’re not up for it, just let me grope your tiny breasts and we’ll be fine.” “Um, I’ll try my best, okay? I don’t want to make you restrain yourself, you know?” “Yeah, but don’t push yourself, either. When you’re exhausted, you need to recuperate. If you let me just touch you a little bit either before we go to bed or after we get up, I’ll take care of it myself.” My desires were just falling right out my mouth. Then again, there was no point in playing it cool for Sylphie, anyway. This was who I was. “Do you like my breasts that much?” “I love them,” I said. “But Luke said there’s nothing appealing about them.” “Don’t trust anything a young whippersnapper like that says.” The younger a guy was, the more obsessed he was with breasts being bigger or smaller. That wasn’t the important part, though. It was the heart.

Right, you breast-loving hermit? “But my chest isn’t much different from yours?” “That’s not true. Mine are chiseled pectorals, yours are small, beautiful breasts. They’re totally different. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you try touching mine?” “Sure, okay.” I puffed my chest out and Sylphie gently reached over to cop a feel. “You’re right, they’re completely different. Yours are kind of hard.” “Hmph!” I grunted. “Whoa!” I flexed my chest, prompting Sylphie to panic and retract her hand. “These pectorals belong to you, so you’re free to touch them whenever you like.” “M-mine belong to you too, but keep in mind the time and place when you touch them.” “How about now?” “B-but we’re having an i-important conversation right now, aren’t we?” Oh yeah. We’d gotten a little off track. “Right—back to what I wanted to talk about. Let’s communicate openly with each other openly when we need something or when we’re dissatisfied with something, okay? That’ll keep our married life peaceful,” I hurriedly summarized. Sylphie nodded. “Yeah, I agree.” “And on that note, is there anything you want to tell me now?” Sylphie considered it for a moment, then lowered her eyes. With a sad look on her face, she smiled and said, “Just don’t suddenly disappear on me, okay?” “Yeah.” That was right. It was heartbreaking when someone suddenly left. “I understand. I won’t suddenly disappear.” I knew painfully well how much it hurt when someone you cared about

suddenly disappeared on you. With that, our important conversation was basically over. There were still probably some things left we needed to talk about and sort out, but for the moment, this was enough. “Well, then, may I?” “G-go ahead.” She had a nervous look on her face as she thrust her chest toward me. I reached a hand out to touch them, but stopped myself. Last time I’d gone at her like a beast. This time I wanted to prioritize being gentle with her over my own desires. So I softly took her in my arms and slowly pushed her down onto the bed. “Y-you’re not going to grope?” “That’s for morning and night.” “O-okay.” We stared at each other, faces close together. I could see my face reflected in her moist eyes. She softly closed them. I patted her head and gave her an awkward kiss. *** That night, I dragged my lethargic body down to the basement. There was nothing in the underground storage area, since we’d just moved in. It was bare, save for a few shelves that had been installed. I walked deeper inside and put my hand on the hidden door that had been restored by the dwarven artisan. BEFORE: It was a noisy door that creaked and groaned when being opened or closed. Despite being called a hidden door, the edges were so dirty you could spot it at a glance.

NOW: The device that opened and shut the door had new metal put in, with an ample application of oil to ensure it would be soundless. The wallboards for the basement had also been completely restored. No one would have any idea there was a door hidden here. I quietly opened the door. Tucked within was a small shrine of unvarnished wood. It was there, inside an altar constructed of lustrous black stone, that my idol was enshrined. The dusty old research room had been thoroughly cleaned and transformed into a space of divinity. There, in the quiet of night as everything else slept, I offered a prayer to my god from this new holy land.

Chapter 5: Wedding Reception Preparations A WEEK HAD PASSED since the renovations were completed. Ariel had given Sylphie seven days off as a gesture of consideration, and I took full advantage of that time to have Sylphie pamper me, and I her in return. We spent romantic nights together, sweet as honey. …I wish. That wasn’t how it went at all. Now that I was the king of my own kingdom, there were things I needed to do. In this world, it was apparently the norm for newly married couples who’d just bought their own place to invite close friends over for a meal. It wasn’t just a housewarming thing, but something you did specifically if you were getting married and buying a new house. In other words, a wedding reception. Sylphie and I sat on one of the living room couches with our foreheads pressed close. Below us was the subject of our gazes: the list of people to whom we would be sending party invitations. There was also a chart to determine seating. “We really do have a diverse group of friends…” I would be inviting Elinalise, Zanoba, Julie, Cliff, Linia, Pursena, and Badigadi. Then I had to decide whether or not I would invite Jenius and Soldat. Sylphie would be inviting Ariel, Luke and two others. All together, there would be eleven people, give or take a few. I’d like to have Paul and my family there, but I couldn’t invite people who were a million miles away. I’d put a letter in the mail informing them of my marriage, but who knew how long it would take it to reach them? “We’ve got royalty, beastmen, a demon, a slave, an adventurer, and some of them can’t keep their mouths shut. I foresee trouble.” Linia and Pursena still bore Ariel a grudge, and I could very easily imagine sparks flying when they met face to face. If this were a marriage ceremony in my previous world, we could just seat them at opposite ends of the venue to keep them from meeting, but even the biggest rooms in this

house were no ballrooms. “You think so? Princess Ariel wouldn’t cause a stir in a situation like this,” Sylphie said. “Still, I wouldn’t want her to go home in a sour mood because of something that happened at a party at our house. Perhaps it would be better if we split the party into two, separating the troublemakers.” “Hmm. But Princess Ariel really wants to meet the others, considering some of your friends will hold important positions in the future.” I pictured Ariel getting fired up and putting on her makeup, saying, “This is my chance! There’s a lot of sexy men at wedding receptions that you don’t normally get to see!” No, I knew that wasn’t what she was after. She wanted to make connections with the other special students. Ariel was calculating, after all. “All right, then let’s invite her with the understanding that she’s responsible for managing herself. Which just leaves the problem of seat order.” I didn’t think we could just let them sit wherever they wanted. It would be difficult to seat them in order of importance, though. What order could we choose that wouldn’t offend anyone? Badigadi was a reigning Demon King, so he had the most authority, but after that was Ariel, Zanoba, Linia and Pursena. A veritable crowd of royalty, or the equivalent thereof. Also, Cliff seemed the type who would complain if we put him at the end of the table. No, wait—despite his personality, he had been taught courtly etiquette. Surprisingly, he might be just fine with it. Plus, as long as we seated Elinalise with him, she would cover for us. Julie had the lowest status of them all, as a slave, so she’d be seated last. I didn’t want to separate her from Zanoba, though. She was still a child and not yet completely fluent in the language. Plus, she was my pupil as well. There had to be something I could do. “What sort of status do the Princess’ attendants have?” “Um, they’re mid-ranked nobility.” Based on what Sylphie had told me, I assumed they were both women. Figuring out where to seat them was proving difficult. The same could be

said for Luke. It was probably best not to put him too far from the Princess. I didn’t think it was likely, since the guests were just my friends, but it would be bad if Ariel somehow wound up assassinated. “Hm? Haven’t we forgotten someone?” Sylphie asked as she studied the list. I looked over. Had we forgotten someone? Who could it be? I didn’t feel like we had. Unless she meant Miss Goliade? “Oh, that’s right! Miss Nanahoshi! We need to invite her too!” I checked the names and sure enough, Silent Sevenstar wasn’t among those listed. I’d genuinely forgotten about her. However… “I wonder if she’ll even come,” I said. “I’m sure she will.” “I guess we can invite her, at least.” I hadn’t intended to exclude her, but it did seem like she’d completely shut this world out. “After we’ve done all this preparation, what are we going to do if no one shows up?” The Christmas episode from a certain anime came to mind. A character had gone all out and made a cake for the occasion, but then lost it after no one showed up. It was a heartrending episode. “I can promise you that Princess Ariel and Zanoba will be there, at least. Princess Ariel would like to get to know you better, and Zanoba knows it would absolutely destroy your trust if he doesn’t come.” In a single breath, Sylphie managed to allay my anxiety. Of course Ariel would come with her three followers, and my two pupils, Zanoba and Julie, would also be there. Those six would definitely attend. Even if we didn’t invite Zanoba, he would probably prostrate himself in front of our gate on the day, begging us to let him take part. “I guess you do worry about these kinds of things after all, huh?” I-It’s not like they particularly bother me. I’m not the type who sweats small stuff like that. I’m a laid-back guy! “I’m sure Linia and Pursena will come too. Beastfolk aren’t the type to refuse an invitation from someone of superior status,” Sylphie remarked. “Really?”

“Yeah, and if they don’t come, we’ll just have to put them in their place again.” Sylphie said that was the way things were done in beastfolk custom. Now that I thought about it, Gyes might have prostrated himself in front of me because he thought Ruijerd might go berserk otherwise. He didn’t even complain when Eris kicked him, either. “I guess Cliff will definitely attend too, since he specifically asked for an invitation,” I said. “Personally, I’d like for Elinalise to come,” Sylphie murmured. Elinalise? I wondered why. I’d never really seen the two of them talk before. “There’s a little something I’d like to ask her,” Sylphie explained. “It’s not really a big deal or anything, though.” I wondered what it was. Maybe she wanted to ask if Elinalise and I had slept together? Well, there was nothing between the two of us, so it didn’t bother me if she wanted details. At any rate, we now had a plan going. With over ten guests attending, we’d need to serve up quite the meal, so we decided to go shopping. Together, we walked side-by-side toward the Commerce District. “Before we get groceries, I’d like to buy some new clothes for you, Rudy,” Sylphie proposed. I looked at what I was wearing. I was in my usual gray robe. There was no need for heavy coats to keep warm during the day. “Um, I do like how you look in your robe, but there are people who pay attention to those kinds of things, and if they saw you in something that tattered…um, well, you know? Or are you just really attached to that robe?” I didn’t really put much thought into my wardrobe. When I was an adventurer, I’d seen people who looked far more unkempt. It was true that it would call Sylphie’s character into question if I looked disheveled, though. I couldn’t shame her that way. “I guess so. It was the first robe I bought in the Demon Continent, so I’m attached to it, but it is tacky-looking.”

The only other thing I had was a fur vest. It didn’t really fit the look of a magician, so I hadn’t worn it in a while. Plus, it was a bit too shabby to wear when I was with Sylphie. I’d just look like a bandit. “Then let’s go to a clothing store. Pick whatever outfit you like,” I said. “Thanks. Just leave it to me.” We headed for a ritzy shop, not a place I’d ever set foot in of my own accord. Sylphie had put on her sunglasses and returned to her Fitz persona. “Ah, Lord Fitz, good to see you. Thank you for your continued patronage.” The owner bowed deeply at Sylphie. It seemed she was a regular —in other words, it was Princess Ariel patronizing the place while disguised as Fitz. A place that catered to Asuran royalty. Could we afford it? This was anxiety-inducing. “Could you show me some robes for magicians?” “Certainly. This way, please.” Apparently, even fancy stores like this still had robes for magicians. I guess that made sense; magicians were everywhere, especially in Sharia. This was a city where even the children of nobility became magicians. We were guided to a section with dozens of resplendent garments made of expensive-looking materials. It seemed magician’s robes came in essentially the same shape and style regardless of the retailer, though these did have some delicate embroidery. “Excuse me, may I ask what elements you favor?” the owner asked. “Oh, yes. I guess those would be water and earth.” “In that case, how about this one here? It’s made from the hide of a rainforest lizard from the Great Forest and is quite water-resistant. The designer is Foglen. They design for Ranoa’s royal court magicians.” Hmm. If memory served me right, the rainforest lizard didn’t have particularly high resistance to water. We had fought them along our travels, but they’d frozen easily when I used my water magic on them. “If you prefer earth, this might suit you as well. Made from the hide of a great earthworm from the Begaritt Continent, it can weather even a sandstorm. The designer is the promising newcomer, Flone. They’re known

for their highly creative use of colors. Plus, it’ll make it difficult for monsters to spot you.” He held up a desert camouflage-patterned robe as he spoke. I wondered if naming the designer was an essential aspect of these fancy stores. I didn’t dislike the camouflage, but something about it wasn’t quite right. If I was going to go with this kind of design, I’d prefer winter camouflage instead. “Syl—I mean, Master Fitz, which do you prefer?” “Let’s see…how about this one? It’s quite like the one you’re wearing right now,” she said, pulling out a robe that was an even darker shade of gray than the one I was wearing, almost black. What did they call this color again? Charcoal gray? It was more complicated than my current one, too. There were pockets and black buttons to fasten back the sleeves, and a cord that could be used in place of a belt. “That one is made from the hide of a lucky rat from the Demon Continent. The designer is Kazra. Known for their subdued designs, which tend to be popular with the slightly older crowd.” “A lucky mouse?” “No, no, a lucky rat, sir. A superior species to the mucky rat, and the equivalent of a D-class monster. Their coats are splendid, with a strong resistance to poison and acid.” Incidentally, I’d seen the latter creature while traveling the Demon Continent. The mucky rat was twenty inches tall, and the lucky rat was even bigger. I’d been horrified the first time I saw them. A horde of those enormous vermin had infested a warehouse, with a single lucky rat among them. I think I stood in the background, flabbergasted, while Ruijerd and Eris made short work of them. That aside, I did like the robe itself. My wife had good taste. What concerned me was the price tag—and now that I took a look at it, yes, it was expensive. You could buy a house on the Demon Continent with how much this cost. “Well, they do say that names represent nature,” I said. “If ‘lucky’ is in the name, maybe it’ll bring me good luck. I guess we’ll go with this.”

“Names represent nature? Pardon my manners, but might I ask for your name?” “Oh, yes. My name is Rudeus Greyrat.” “Oh my, you’re a member of the Greyrat family? Forgive my rudeness. Master Luke is a treasured patron of our establishment, so I’ll give you a discount on your purchase this time.” Was this what I thought it was? A way to curry favor with Luke? No, that wasn’t it. Maybe he was just trying to encourage us to come here again for our next purchase. Whatever the case, I was glad of the discount. “Does Luke come here often?” Sylphie asked. “Surely you’re aware of that, Lord Fitz?” “Oh, yes. Um, I mean aside from when he comes with me.” “Yes, he’s always coming here with different women.” While Sylphie continued chatting with the owner, I was pulled aside by one of the shop’s staff to have my measurements taken. The robe we looked at had just been for display; they would tailor one to my size. The female staff member used a measuring tape to take my vital statistics, and I wondered if they sold those at a magical item shop. I wanted to try some roleplay with Sylphie that involved measuring hers. “We have the materials on hand, so this will be finished within three days. If you’ll tell us your address, we can have it delivered.” Feeling happy and a bit embarrassed, we shared the address of our new home. After that, we went grocery shopping. First, we purchased spices. Then the non-perishables. Thanks to the distribution routes that Nanahoshi had developed, we were easily able to get our hands on cooking oil as well. We also snagged some some frozen fish and vegetables that would keep a while, then ordered some meat that we’d pick up at a later date. “Can you cook, Sylphie?” “Yeah. I learned from my mom and Miss Lilia. Oh, but I’m not sure if my cooking will suit your tastes.”

“I’ll be sure to tell you it’s delicious, even if it’s half-burnt charcoal.” “Half-burnt charcoal? Come on, who do you think I worked so hard to learn to cook for?” A good fashion sense, and good at cooking. Come to think of it, she said she could do laundry and cleaning too. Contrary to her appearance, my wife was quite the capable woman. “Miss Sylphiette, you’re such an ideal wife that I can’t help feeling nervous that I’m not worthy of you,” I said. “You know you’re my ideal husband, too.” “W-well, if you there’s some part of me that isn’t so ideal, I’m all ears. I’ll work hard to match your expectations.” “In that case, be more assertive. You’re a bit too submissive sometimes.” More assertive? And what would happen to me if I did that. and my actions somehow soured the mood of some god passing by? There were people in this world that beat you to death for the crime of looking at them funny. Then again, would I want to be married to a man with no confidence who did nothing but sit hunched over in the living room, reading the paper? Nope. All right, then. I’ll act with more confidence from now, I guess. Starting today, I’ll be a smug asshole! “Hmph. Sylphie. Make sure to show how much you love me. Don’t slack off.” “Um, that’s not quite what I meant, but sure. I’ll do my best,” Sylphie said as she clenched her hand into a fist. Aww, my Sylphie is sooo cute! I just wanna smoochie-woochie with her! But I restrained myself. Sylphie wasn’t a fan of PDA on crowded streets. If I tried to touch her here, she’d definitely scold me. But she wouldn’t mind if I put my arm around her shoulder, right? No, maybe I should try holding her hand first? Of course, despite my internal debate, both

my hands were currently occupied with shopping bags. Grrr. “We need to buy some large plates as well. Oh, guess you can just make them.” “As long as you’re okay with plates made out of stone,” I said. “The ones you make don’t look like they’re made out of stone, so it’s fine.” So it was a question of appearance, huh? Well, if she really wanted something pleasing to the eye, then I’d make one and polish it so spectacularly that she could see her reflection in it. The baked type of pottery that Japan was known for didn’t seem so popular here. Apparently, they preferred something more posh than the Japanese wabi-sabi aesthetic. Maybe I should really go all out and create something like porcelain? Though it would still be gray or brown, whatever I did. “Is there anything else we need?” I asked. “Um, some tea to serve our guests.” Black tea and teacups, huh? Okay, no problem. Maybe we should buy a rug while we were at it. Might be a good idea to prepare a guest room as well, just in case. “Shall we go ahead and buy a couple of things like a bed and a closet for guests?” “Ah, good idea.” Our house was so large that furnishing it was slowly but surely draining my funds. I was glad I hadn’t wasted any money on purchasing magical implements and the like. I still had some cash left, thanks to the discount I’d gotten on the house, but it was being depleted with each purchase. Maybe I should earn a little extra by hunting down some monsters? No, I couldn’t do that. How stupid would it be if I went and got killed on an elimination quest for that trivial a reason? Suddenly, I could kind of understand why Paul had returned to his position as a knight in order to get a steady paycheck. “Um, Rudy, don’t worry. I have money coming in from my work with Princess Ariel.”

“Ugh, sorry.” I supposed that if the need ever arose, I could join Soldat’s party or someone else’s. Wait, no. Adventurers left their houses for days at a time for relatively little pay in return. Maybe I should start looking for a steady job myself. Marriage sure was complicated. *** That night, I invited Sylphie to join me in the bath, supposedly to teach her how to use it. My real motivation was to spend some quality time together in the bath. If this were a book, it might be narrated thusly: A pervert was poised to sink his fangs into an adorable young girl. I’m going to do it tonight. I’m going to do it! Just you watch, Father! Wait, “Father” would be Paul, right? Then I’d rather he not watch. “Now then,” I explained. “The etiquette for bathing in our house is a little different from that of the Asuran royal family.” First, we moved to the washing area, which doubled as a changing area. There, I told her, she was meant to take her clothes off and put them into one of the baskets. This time, I removed them myself, then folded them and tossed them into one of the baskets. Sylphie had a petite figure that lacked extra body fat, but she wasn’t all bones. While she was thin, she also had muscles. Though her breasts were small, they were still soft and shapely. My breathing turned erratic just looking at her. “Um, uh, is it necessary for you to undress me?” Sylphie asked. “Nope.” “And why are you breathing so heavily?” “Because I’m turned on.” “Um, and is getting turned on necessary for entering the bath?” “Nope.”

I gave the appropriate answer to each question as I briskly undressed so we could enter the bathing area. There was no shower or mirror, but there was a bucket and a chair. Just for kicks, I’d inscribed “Kerorin” on the bucket, just like the aspirin ad you often saw printed on the buckets at public baths in Japan. “You’ll be pouring water over your shoulders before you get in the bath. So take a seat here and use this cloth and soap to wash your body.” “Hey Rudy, why is there a hole in the middle of this chair?” “To make it easier to wash your body, of course.” I moistened the cloth with warm water, sudsed it up, and started washing Sylphie’s body. I mainly focused on the back of her ears, the hollow of her collarbone, her back, and other areas that got dirty easily. I used my hand for the softer areas, ones that I couldn’t scrub with the cloth. That was why the hole was there. “Um, you haven’t been using the cloth for a while now, and you’re only focusing on those places. Plus, your thing is pressing up against me.” “Oops, my bad.” Apparently, my desires had gotten ahead of me. We couldn’t have that. This wasn’t a part of bathroom etiquette in our house. “Um, if you really can’t restrain yourself, um, well, we can go ahead and do it if you want?” “We’ll do that after the bath is finished.” The bath came first. We had to wash our bodies. “Once you’re done washing every corner of your body, next is your head. Now close your eyes.” “O-okay.” Sylphie squeezed her eyes shut. How cute. It made me want to kiss her and pull her toward me for some sexytimes, but I shoved the thought to the back of my mind. Letting my guard down even for an instant could be fatal. Phew, this whole washing thing sure was hell. “Once you’ve wet your hair with water, use the soap to lather it up. Not just on your head, but all the places hair grows on your body. You probably don’t have to wash your hair all that often.” I continued to shampoo her hair as I talked. It was short and easy to clean. “Once you’re done, make sure to rinse all of it out with warm water.” I used magic to conjure water and rinse

out her hair. She giggled. “This kind of reminds me of when we first met.” Oh, yeah…I’d used warm water to rinse her off back then, too. That had been back in Buena Village, around the time I started being able to walk about the town. I’d found Sylphie sobbing as the neighborhood kids bullied her. She’d been delivering her father’s lunch when they accosted her and started throwing mud balls at her. So I saved her, then used warm water to wash her off and a warm breeze to dry her. She looked like a boy back then, in part because her hair was short. Ah, it really did bring back memories. I could never have dreamed that that little boy would become my adorable wife. Life sure took you to some unexpected places. “Once you’re done washing up, next is the bath. Be careful; it’s easy to slip.” Sylphie followed my instructions and slid herself in, sinking into the water. I kept the water gently warm so we could enjoy a long soak together. “Ah, I can feel the warmth seeping into my arms and legs. It feels good.” It seemed it was just right. Very nice. Once I was satisfied that Sylphie was enjoying the bath, I started to wash myself. Honestly, I kind of wished I could soap Sylphie up instead and use her body to wash mine, but I was holding off on that for today. There was no need to do everything at once. I was going to treat her carefully, gently. “…” Suddenly, I realized Sylphie was peeking over at me. I thought maybe she was watching to get an outside perspective of how to wash one’s body before getting in the bath, but that didn’t seem to be it. She must’ve been intrigued by the sight of that one body part I had and she didn’t. Curiosity, I assume. “Phew.” Once I was done washing, I sank into the bath, making sure to rest my hand towel on top of my head. When I submerged myself in the warm water, I could feel my bloodflow increase and expand to my chilled arms and legs.

Ahh, baths were so nice. The very peak of human culture. I used to hate baths in my former life, back when I found washing myself to be a nuisance. Now, I enjoyed the sensation. Living in a snowbound country had taught me just how precious a bath was. “By the way, don’t put the cloth you washed yourself with into the bath,” I said. “Why not?” “It’ll get the water dirty.” Although, since we were family, it didn’t really matter. There were also no public baths in this world, so there was no need to follow that rule. As I considered those things, Sylphie nestled against me. She held my hand and rested her damp head on my shoulder. “How long are we supposed to stay in here?” “Until you can feel the warmth all the way in the marrow of your bones.” I wrapped an arm around her shoulder and pulled her close. When I did, she spun around and positioned her body as she if she were sitting on top of me. The two of us were pressed close, facing one another. Sylphie’s cherries were rubbing against my chest. Crap. I felt like I wasn’t going to be able to hold back anymore. Men were supposed to display endurance and women were supposed to display love. And by love, I didn’t mean love juices. “Hee hee, this is kind of fun,” Sylphie giggled. I looked down at her. I could see down her slender back all the way to her tiny butt, as well as her thin legs kicking at the water’s surface. There was movement around my chest and shoulders: Sylphie was clinging to me, burying herself in my neck. From that position, she caressed my body with her hands. Heh heh, go ahead and stroke me all you like. That’s what these muscles are for. A long time ago, I’d looked at Sylphie and thought she would someday be a beautiful man. Instead, she’d grown into an adorable and beautiful woman who surpassed my every expectation. Maybe I was just biased by my feelings for her, but still. This beautiful woman was naked and clinging to me

right now. At this rate, we were going to end up doing something that would clog the drains in here. I stroked her back, then moved to her armpits, then to her sides. Mmm, she was so slender. “Rudy, that tickles,” Sylphie said, her body twisting. The symbol of my desire had been pressing against her for a bit now, but she didn’t voice any complaints. She got angry if I touched her when we were walking home, but she let her guard down in this setting. She was at my mercy. Whatever I did, she’d allow. Then she looked up into my eyes. I looked into hers. Our gazes naturally met. And suddenly Sylphie giggled, her expression splitting with a toothy grin. “Rudy, I love you,” she said as she planted a kiss on my cheek. Crap. “Agh!” I took her into my arms, princess-style, and lifted her out of the bath with a splash. I was still in the midst of instructing her on bathing etiquette, but I could always resume that once we finished. Still sopping wet, I made for the second floor and beelined to our bedroom.

Chapter 6: Hosting the Wedding Reception AFEW DAYS LATER… We planned to hold the wedding reception in the afternoon, since it fell on a holiday. Jenius declined our invitation, as did Soldat, on account of being busy with meetings. I figured Badigadi would be too busy to come as well, but surprisingly, he was free and indicated he would attend. The other eleven invitations we’d sent out were all accepted. Yes, even Nanahoshi’s. On the day of the reception, Sylphie was all fired up from the very moment she woke. “This is a wife’s job, so just leave it to me!” she said as she bustled around the house. We’d prepped an empty room on the second floor for the occasion, by which I meant we’d furnished it with a modest bed, closet, and table, plus a water pitcher in case someone happened to get sick and needed it. Linia and Pursena were the first to show up, right in the midst of our steadily progressing preparations. They had arrived two hours early. Don’t tell me they got the time wrong, I thought. “It’s customary in our culture for those attending to arrive early and bring their own kill, mew.” “That’s right. We got here first. A show of our loyalty.” A giant boar sat atop the snow sled they’d dragged behind them. Apparently it was beastfolk tradition, when attending a wedding, to go hunting in the morning and offer their kill to the host. How early one went out to hunt, make a kill and return with it were all a measure of your respect for the host. “Incredible. But what did you plan on doing if you weren’t able to hunt anything down?” “In that case we planned to buy something in the markets, mew.” “Yeah, we’d use money instead.” Guess that made sense.

They were both wearing their school uniforms. That was something I had decided on. There was a vast wealth disparity among the invited guests, so if the rich ones overdid it with their outfits, it would just make the regular attendees feel out of place. Fortunately, everyone participating had their own uniform—except Julie, so we bought her one. I bid them relax in the living area until the festivities were ready to begin. Entertaining guests was the husband’s job. They’d been outside since this morning, and were freezing. They settled down on the couch closest to the fireplace and curled up against each other. “Everything else aside, I never imagined you and Fitz would get married, Boss, mew.” “So Fitz was a girl after all. I wondered about that, based on her smell.” “Yeah, mew. But now it all makes sense, mew.” The two of them groomed each other’s tails as they spoke. We’d shared Fitz’s real identity with the invitees, asking that they keep it to themselves for now, though it was inevitable the truth would eventually become public at this point. “What makes sense?” I asked as I served them warm tea. “That you have a preference for flat chests,” Pursena said. “Even though the stench of arousal is just oozing out of you, the reason you didn’t attack us was because we’re not your type, mew.” They spoke as if I were some kind of pervert that indiscriminately attacked any woman I saw. Honestly, how rude of them. Maybe I should thoroughly grope them in retaliation—but no. I’d already sated myself with Sylphie the day before. All of my desire rested within her now. Today I was a sage. The next to arrive were, surprisingly, Zanoba and Julie. They came about an hour before the party. “Pardon. I spied an interesting figurine on the way here, and it distracted me. I would have been in trouble if Julie hadn’t been with me,” he said. Julie was wearing her uniform as well. It was dwarf-sized, and fit her

so perfectly she looked cute as a button. “Grandmaster, thank you for inviting us today,” she said as she lifted the edge of her skirt slightly in a polite greeting. Aww, how cute. Zanoba bowed again when I glanced his way. Then, in a deeply respectful tone, he said, “Master Rudeus Greyrat. I am deeply grateful for your invitation.” Wow. Zanoba was being normal. Very good. Then maybe I should follow his example and reply with the same level of sincerity. “Zanoba, Your Highness, you have my gratitude for—” “Oh, Master. There’s no need to show me such courtesy. I know it’s just for appearance’s sake, anyway. I’d much prefer you be rude to me, like you usually are.” “Oh, okay. Well, then go hang out in that room.” “Ha ha, very well. Come then, Julie, let us be off.” What the heck? And there I was, trying to be serious. What a waste, I thought as I prepared more tea. I was still the host and he was still a guest, even if I treated him rudely. While thusly preoccupied, I heard Linia’s and Pursena’s boastful voices drifting from the living room. They were bragging about how they’d gotten here first. I could hear the frustration in Zanoba’s replies, but I was just glad they were enjoying themselves. Third to arrive was Ariel and her group, thirty minutes before the start of the party. There was Ariel, Luke, and two other female students I’d seen somewhere before. So these two were the Princess’ attendants? Which meant they were also Sylphie’s comrades in battle. I couldn’t afford to ignore them. “I am most grateful for your invitation today. Unfortunately, I am a bit unfamiliar with the etiquette of common people, so I pray you will forgive me for any discourtesies,” Ariel said as she bowed. I’d assume Luke or the attendants would be the ones to bow, but perhaps she was trying to be polite. “There are guests of many different races gathered here, so please don’t worry about etiquette,” I said. “In fact, I’m more concerned that you’ll be the one shown discourtesy.” “My thanks. Ladies?” She gave a signal with her eyes and the two attendants came forward.

“We are Princess Ariel’s attendants. I’m Ellemoi Bluewolf.” “And I am Cleane Elrond.” Their first names aside, their last names were at least easy to remember. A blue wolf and a legendary elf. My name was “gray rat”, so perhaps there were many among the Asuran nobility whose names were a combination of a color and an animal. Maybe there was even someone with a name like… Hm, what was the other word for donkey again? Oh yes, ass. Maybe someone had the last name Whiteass. “Please accept this.” The two offered me a box wrapped in expensive fabric. “A gift to celebrate your wedding.” “Thank you; this is very thoughtful,” I replied. “We brought things we thought might be of use to a married couple. Please see for yourself.” At her bidding, I took a peek inside, only to find myself speechless. Nestled within was a familiar bottle of pink liquid and a wooden rod. To put it more bluntly, it was an aphrodisiac and a long dildo. What the heck? “I am sure that, as a member of the Greyrat family, you’re perfectly capable of satisfying women. But should the need arise, please use these.” “S-sure.” Ariel was completely composed. Maybe this was considered a normal gift? Luke and the other two looked unruffled as well. It must be a cultural difference. I guided the four of them into the living area. The atmosphere around Linia and Pursena turned tense as soon as we entered. “…” There was no way they were actually going to start a fight, right? Yes, they were beastfolk, but they wouldn’t disrupt a celebration they’d been invited to, would they? I gave them both a meaningful look. They seemed to sense what I was thinking. “Nice to see you, Miss Linia, Miss Pursena. My apologies for the trouble before.” “Nice to see you too, mew.”

“We caused you trouble too, so it’s fine,” Pursena added. Ariel greeted them gently, taking a nearby seat. The other three remained standing. I shot Zanoba a look, signalling that he should intervene in case anything happened. He nodded sharply and, as if he’d completely misunderstood, got to his feet and bowed toward Ariel. “A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Princess Ariel. I am the Third Prince of the Shirone Kingdom and beloved pupil of Master Rudeus Greyrat, Zanoba Shirone.” “Pleasure to see you again, Prince Zanoba. I am glad to see you are in good health. I paid you a visit soon after you entered the university. Could it be you’ve forgotten?” “Ah. I apologize for my rudeness. It seems that while I’ve been blessed with super strength, I’m lacking when it comes to intelligence.” “Truly? I’ve heard that you had top grades in your earth magic class,” the Princess replied. “That is entirely thanks to my master’s teachings.” I listened in while preparing their tea, shocked at Zanoba’s refined social skills. Cliff and Elinalise showed up just ten minutes before the celebration was supposed to begin. Nanahoshi accompanied them. What an unusual combination. I’d expected Nanahoshi to come alone. “She was standing outside your gate looking flustered. She’s an acquaintance of yours, yes?” Elinalise asked. “Yes, of course. This is Miss Silent Sevenstar.” When I said her name, Cliff looked at her in shock. Apparently, they had never met. “O-oh! So you’re the one they call Silent, huh? Hmph. I’m Cliff. I’m sure you’ve at least heard of me before, right?” “Yes, I have. They say you’re amazing. And yes, I’m Silent.” Her speech sounded stilted and unnatural, probably because she was only pretending to know who Cliff was. Cliff seemed to be in a pleasant mood, though, so I wasn’t going to say anything.

“Pleased to meet you. I am Elinalise Dragonroad. That’s an incredible mask.” “A pleasure. Your hairstyle is amazing, too,” Nanahoshi replied in a completely flat tone. Watching how she interacted with them made me nervous. Still, she surely wouldn’t start anything, since she wanted to avoid trouble. Honestly, I hadn’t thought she’d come. I’d sent her an invitation just in case, which she’d accepted. But even then, I hadn’t thought she would actually attend. She’d just responded, in a voice devoid of emotion, “Marriage? I guess you really are serious about living here in this world.” “This is rare,” I said to her in a low voice. “Seeing you outside that room.” “You’re the one who invited me, aren’t you?” “True enough. Well, just relax today. We made potato chips for you.” “Potato chips? You actually made them?” she asked in surprise. “We procured cooking oil quite easily, thanks to you.” “That’s remarkable.” “Not really. All we did was slice a potato thinly, fry it in oil, then cover it in salt. Since the ingredients were from this world, it has a slightly different flavor from the chips we enjoyed in our previous one.” “Well then, if you’ll excuse us.” Elinalise charged into the living room, dragging Cliff and Nanahoshi along without an ounce of hesitation. As an adventurer of no noble title, she ranked just above Julie in terms of status, but clearly, she didn’t care. Granted, notions of status didn’t translate smoothly from one race to another. The two of them were their usual selves: Cliff threatening to ruin the mood with his bragging, Elinalise smoothing over his behavior. Cliff meant well, but often came across as acerbic. Nanahoshi was generally quiet, but she responded if someone spoke to her. I’d thought she was a shut-in with communication issues, but it seemed that wasn’t the case. After a while, Sylphie came to inform me that preparations were complete. Now we were just waiting on Badigadi. The food would get cold if he was too late, but just as I started to worry, Elinalise spoke up.

“There’s absolutely no way Badigadi will be here soon. Beings who’ve lived thousands of years have no concept of how time passes for the rest of us. You should probably expect him a month from now.” And so, we decided to go ahead and start the party on time. Sorry, Badi. *** The party was a cocktail-style buffet. We’d decided to do away with assigned seating, but fortunately, the room was spacious enough that people could move about even with the table in the middle. We did leave some chairs at the edge of the room in case anyone got tired of standing. The menu was all food that could easily be eaten while standing, and we started by offering everyone a cup of alcohol. Nanahoshi turned down the liquor, so we gave her fruit juice instead. I was in charge of the speech for our toast. Sylphie and I stood beside each other, the center of attention. Eleven pairs of eyes gazed expectantly at us. There was nothing unpleasant about their gazes, but I still felt nervous even though I had a speech prepared. Sylphie squeezed my hand. She gave me a toothy grin and whispered, “You can do it.” Ah, she makes me want to carry her off to the bedroom right now, I thought. “My, my, Rudeus’ face is bright red. Heh heh.” Elinalise laughed and, for once, Cliff actually read the room. “Lise, be quiet.” Okay then, here goes. “Ahem. Thank you for making room in your busy schedules to be with us today. Allow me to make this declaration once again. Sylphie and I are—” “Bwahaha! And now I enter with a ba-bang!” I thought my heart was going to punch right through my chest from surprise. I looked behind me, and there he was. That black body and tall

figure. The six arms, all stuffed into a school uniform bursting at the seams. The Immortal Demon King Badigadi had entered with a bang…through the back door in the kitchen. His arrival left everyone speechless, even Cliff. I, too, had no idea what to say. “Badgadi, you’re late,” Elinalise cleverly cut in. But Badigadi wasn’t the least bit concerned. “Hmph. It’s true I am late, but in my tribe, when a Demon King attends a party, they must wait for the perfect moment to astonish and disrupt the occasion with their entrance. Such is our way.” “You’re kidding, right?” “Not at all. Though Kishirika did make up that particular custom on a whim, so I agree it’s ridiculous!” And yet he still did it? What an irrational person. This was why you guys’ve been eradicated by the humans so many times… “I even went out of my way to enter through the back door. Be grateful! Bwahaha!” You bastard, I started to think, then stopped myself. No, calm down. This is just how he is. You already knew that, didn’t you? “Ha ha ha, all right then. Thank you.” “No need for thanks. Now then, carry on and marry yourselves before me. Few get to marry in the presence of a Demon King. I don’t provide those kinds of services, after all!” Badigadi said, before plunking himself on the ground. We have chairs, I protested inwardly. But many among the demon folk preferred sitting on the floor, so I guessed it was fine. “Well then, returning to our previous order of business…” I cleared my throat. “Thank you for making time in your busy schedules to be with us today. Allow me to make this declaration once again. Sylphie and I are getting married. I realize the two of us are still young and lacking in many aspects, but I hope we will have a fruitful life together. Uh, all twelve of you gathered here have been especially close to us within these past couple of years. We’ve spent less time with some of you than others, but somehow, we

were all able to get along, and I consider you friends. Should you ever find yourselves in trouble, I hope to be there to support you, as your friend. Should you ever experience discord amongst yourselves, I hope you’ll remember us and try to be the bigger person and let things go. Um…” Oh crap, this speech was way too stiff. They all had questionable looks on their faces. Just then Badigadi gave me a soft pat on the shoulder. “No need for such formality. You two love each other and you want everyone here to recognize that, yes?” Oh! Yes, exactly. That was it. Okay! “Well, how to put it? Sylphie and I will be moving forward with our relationship. I hope you’ll be there for us if we need you. Thank you, everyone.” “Okay, now let us toast to the future of the young couple!” “Cheers!” Badigadi raised a wine cup that he’d swiped at some point without me noticing. Everyone joined him by raising theirs. A bit of alcohol was spilled as the party began. *** Pursena went straight for the boar meat that had still been steaming just moments ago. I wondered if it was conventional for beastfolk to first eat the prey they’d caught themselves…no, this was definitely just a Pursena thing. Linia was by the fireplace, munching away at some nanahoshiyaki, the imitation fried chicken. Nanahoshi had grabbed a plate of potato chips and retreated to a corner of the room where she was crunching away. Julie suddenly took a seat beside her. Nanahoshi looked dumbfounded, but Julie ignored her and shoveled chips into her mouth. Just the other day, she’d eaten some for us as a taste tester. She must have been angling for them ever since. Nanahoshi and Julie. They made an interesting picture, side by side. Perhaps thinking the same, Badigadi approached them. Nanahoshi panicked and whipped out one of her rings. That idiot. She claimed she didn’t want

trouble, but then guarded her food like a lioness. I noticed Zanoba glancing over at me. I wasn’t sure what he wanted, but it seemed he was waiting for Ariel to make her move—and she did soon after, guiding her entourage over to where Sylphie and I stood. “Sylphie, congratulations.” “Princess Ariel, thank you.” Sylphie gave her usual toothy smile and bowed her head. “So, do Rudeus and this house meet your expectations?” “They’re even more amazing than I’d hoped for. The house even has a bath in it!” “Oh? Very few personal homes have baths in Asura. I’m envious. Sylphie, you know you can take a year’s break from being my bodyguard, if you’d like.” “I-I’ll save that for when we have kids.” Ariel giggled. Sylphie went on to chat with Luke and the princess’ attendants, the latter of whose names I’d only just learned today. Apparently, they had a strong bond with Sylphie. They seemed close, and the blue wolf girl had tears in her eyes. It was almost like watching girls at the track club say goodbye. “Well, I figure you still don’t like me, but let’s try to get along,” Luke said, holding his hand out to me all of a sudden. Despite what he said, I didn’t have any animosity toward him. Well, I was ready to be friendly if he was. “Sounds good to me, Luke…sir.” “Take good care of Sylphie.” He let go of my hand after that short remark. To be honest, it felt like Luke was the one who didn’t like me. What was it exactly? It wasn’t exactly jealousy, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. Zanoba came over once Ariel had left. It seemed he was paying heed to social hierarchies, which made sense, given that he was royalty. “Once again, Master, I offer my congratulations.” “Thank you, Zanoba.” He turned toward Sylphie and bowed. “My lady. I honestly thought you were a man. Please forgive me for making such a shameful mistake.”

Sylphie hurriedly waved her hand. “Oh, no, please raise your head. You’re royalty. You can’t be bowing to someone like me.” “‘Someone like you’? I deeply respect my master, and you’re his wife. Your holiness is second only to God.” “But even Rudy mistook me for a man, so it’s fine, okay?” She looked to me for backup. As embarrassing as it was, it was true, so I nodded in agreement. Once Zanoba left, Linia and Pursena came next. “Is it considered good manners among humans to greet each other in the middle of meals, mew?” “It’s bad form.” That was all they said. They didn’t even congratulate us, really. I would definitely need to investigate beastfolk wedding etiquette beforehand when it came time for these two to get married. Though I had no idea if they could even find partners. “But it does make sense for the two of you to get married. It’s good when strong people get together, mew.” “That’s right. Strong children bring tranquility to the tribe.” In my opinion, it was “bad form” to speak so candidly in the middle of a meal. Next to approach was Nanahoshi, who’d managed to get away from Badigadi…who’d been doing who-knew-what, since her hair was a mess. I looked in his direction to see him currently having a blast letting Julie ride on his shoulders. “Congratulations.” “Thanks.” She started to retreat after that short remark, but Sylphie stopped her. “Um, Miss Nanahoshi, can I ask you something?” “What would that be?” “You said before that the two of you come from the same place. But what did that mean? Um, correct me if I’m wrong, but you come from a different world, right?” Sylphie’s voice dropped to a whisper in the latter half of her question.

Nanahoshi looked at me as if to ask what I wanted to do. I didn’t mind which way she answered. I wasn’t trying to hide anything from Sylphie… though she might look at me funny if she found out. It would be tricky to explain. “I misunderstood, since he spoke the same language as me,” Nanahoshi said. Well, that decided it. Last to approach us were Cliff and Elinalise. Cliff had us line up, and then he cut a cross-like shape through the air with one hand, offering a simple prayer. “The two of you aren’t followers of Millis, but this is the only blessing I know.” I was happy for the sentiment, at least. After all, it was extremely common for people to celebrate Christmas but not partake in Mass. I had a god I believed in, but she wouldn’t mind if I accepted the blessings of another religion. “Rudeus, I’m happy for your recovery,” Elinalise said, with a slightly pouty look on her face. That’s right. I hadn’t told her that my impotence had been cured until now. “You know you could have told me a little sooner.” “And if I had told you, you would’ve made a move on me. ‘Let me see for myself if that’s true,’ etc. etc.” “I’d never. I told you before, didn’t I? I have no intention of becoming Paul’s daughter.” So that was how it was. Maybe I should have told her sooner. Among this lot, she was the one I’d known the longest. Granted, it was only by six months or so. “But then again, if Cliff wasn’t with me, I might have entertained the idea of doing it with you once.” “I might have felt the same way if I didn’t have Sylphie.” “Well, that’s unfortunate, isn’t it? Since it wasn’t in the cards for us, let’s just continue being friends, then.” “Yeah, let’s keep it that way.” Elinalise turned her attention to Sylphie, a gentle expression on her face. “Miss Sylphiette, congratulations. I pray for…for your…happiness from…from the bottom of…” Tears started rolling down Elinalise’s cheeks.

She continued looking at Sylphie as a sob escaped from her throat. I was dumbfounded. I had no idea why she was crying all of a sudden. Elinalise reached out to touch Sylphie’s cheek with a trembling hand. Then her legs started to shake and gave out from under her. Her face was a complete mess, but she just continued to look at Sylphie. “I’m sorry. I can’t believe I’m doing this…” Sylphie had to be shocked, too. Or at least, I thought she would be— but instead, she looked only mildly puzzled, not surprised. “Um,” Sylphie said. “I’ve been meaning to ask you this for a while, but Miss Elinalise… are you perhaps my grandmother?” I wasn’t the only one flabbergasted. Cliff—and Elinalise—looked utterly dumbfounded, too. “Father told me that my grandmother was one of Rudy’s father’s companions,” Sylphie explained.