Worst school day ever!

Worst school
day ever!

Written by
Aydon.Maus

It was a pretty day for walking in
Greenway Forest. It was a quite
silly name for the forest because
not a lot of things are green.

It's like calling Ohio's people O but
there are some things in this forest
that are green all that is there are
huge pine trees.

I tell ya, it's not fun getting one of
the needles in your shoes. There
are mostly pine or spikey things
here in this forest. It should have
been called OUCH Woods! Nah
dumb name.

There are peaceful things in this forest as
well as a nice pond with a waterfall. It
was a nice one with smooth rocks. Water
was rushing down. Nobody around for
miles, so I sat down, and I took a nice
long nap.

“Zzz Zzz Zzz.” When I woke up, I
heard rustling in the wind coming
from the bushes. I heard it getting
louder and louder. Was it a bear?
A skunk?

A thing that has claws and teeth
until it was just a little tiny
porcupine again with the pine.
Until the little guy took off like that
blue hedgehog.

And I thought if he is going to
bother me, so I will go bother him.
I took off like that guy with red PJs
and a lightning bolt. I chased after
him.

I jumped here. I swatted the tree branch
out of the way and started to feel like NY
city’s highways until there was a hill. I
looked there and that roadrunner went up.

I followed and it was a beautiful
sight. We had no trees to block
the sunset. No little hedgehog to
chase. No anything, so I set back
against a tree.

“YOU’RE ASLEEP ON HOW TO ADD
1+1!” said the math teacher I forgot I
was in school. Now I remember, we
were talking about Ohio in social
class, and I stepped on a pine needle
during recess.

“WHAT'S 1+1 MILES? I’M WAITING,” said
the math teacher.

“Uh, um, a porcupine?” I said
“Right again,” he said.

“so what's 2532954326529173654 x
642764924762363 +3528/08326 divided
by 0.0000000000000?”

“Oh zebra,” I said.
“Good, NOW GET OUT WITH YE,''
said Mr.Stump.