Parish NewsThe Parish Church of St Peter & St Paul, UplymeMay 2026
Worship in Uplyme Church: May & early JuneMAYSun 3rd 10am Together@Communion 6pm Wholeness & Healing ServiceSun 10th 10am Morning WorshipMon 11th 7pm Compline (Night Prayer)(second Monday due to Bank Holiday)Sun 17th 10am Together@10 6pm Holy CommunionPentecostSun 24th 10am Morning WorshipSun 31st 10.30am AVMC Joint ServiceThe Minster - AxminsterJUNEMon 1st 7pm Compline (Night Prayer)Sun 7th 10am Together@Communion 6pm Wholeness & Healing ServiceBaptisms22nd March Ottilie Thorogood Weddings & Marriage Blessings NoneFunerals, Thanksgiving & Burial of Ashes None
1CONTENTSService News Inside Front CoverContents 1From the Editor 2Message from the Vicar 3Church Notices 4 & 5News from the Pub 6David Dare 7Anna Venables - Thy Kingdom Come 8Adverts 9 & 10Village Fete 11Church’s Social Value & Mission Action Plan 12 & 13Horticultural Society 14Adverts 15 & 16Nature Notes from David Cox 17Love or Fear - Jo Smith 18Distributor required 19Village Hall Dates & News 20 & 21Parish Council 22 & 23Adverts 24Church Officers & Contact details Inside Back CoverAdverts Rear CoverParish News Copy DeadlinesPlease remember the NEXT issue of the magazine is for Juneand all articles up to and including things for early July should be with us by the Tuesday 19th MayEmail to - [email protected]
2Welcome to the May edition of the Parish NewsWith regards to the poem Broken Britain in last months magazine. In hindsight, this poem was not appropriate for this particular magazine as it caused some angst, anger and upset in the community.I have published many of Diana’s poems over the past few years, and have always read them as social commentary. All of the things in her poems are mentioned almost every day in society and across many media platforms.I have edited the Parish News for over 25 years and this is the first time I have had a lapse in judgement of this sort over an entry. The decision to publish the poem was mine alone, so I hope you can forgive my lapse and I apologise for any offence it may have caused.To the people who emailed the magazine with complaints about the poem. I have sent an apology to them all personally and in most cases received a gracious reply back. (They were firm in their admonishment, but forgave my lapse).In the run up to Easter, the publishing of the poem blew up on social media with comments both for and against it’s publication. It was a very stressful time for Diana and myself, as we were being chased by the mainstream press. Subsequently the following weekend, articles appeared in national newspapers which started a whole new raft of emails and accusations of censorship.Contrary to the press saying I vowed to stop publishing her poetry, and that I had sacked her, that is simply not true. On the Wednesday before Easter Diana had contacted me stating that in the best interest of her health she would no longer submit articles for the Parish News. I accepted her decision.Neither the church nor the Parish News align themselves with any political party or party rhetoric. We care deeply for the marginalised and vulnerable in our society and support many causes to that effect.RegardsRobin - Editor
3Would you like to Advertise inthis magazine?12 magazines per year800 copies printed650+ copies distributed around the Uplyme Parish.Available to downloadLimited number of advertisers onlyEmail: [email protected] further detailsResponse to Concerns Regarding the “Broken Britain” PoemI am aware that the poem written by Diana has caused offence and hurt to some members of our community. This is clear through the responses received by the editor, Robin, as well as personal messages that have been sent to me.I am truly sorry for any hurt that has been caused.The poem does not reflect the views of the church. Following a review with the editor about its inclusion in the magazine, Robin has expressed his regret that it was published and has made his own apology to those concerned.As a church, we are dedicated to caring for the marginalised, both through our charitable giving and through our prayers. Our aim is always to foster compassion and understanding within our community.Rev Nicky
4UPLYMEPLAYING FIELDA FUN, FRIENDLY FOOTBALL GROUPFOR 5 - 11YR OLDS LOOKING TOLEARN ANDPLAY FOOTBALL.ALL ARE WELCOME TO COME ALONGAND HAVE A GO!FOR FURTHER DETAILS CONTACTFLETCH HULBERT ON:07759 830128SATURDAY MORNINGSCommunity Walk and light lunch for all Saturday 16th MayMeet at church 10.30amNext > Saturday 20th June If you don’t want to walk join us for lunch in church at 12.00 noonFor more information : Contact Sue Wells 07912 272102UPLYME CHURCH FESTIVAL CHOIRAll singers are invited to join Festival Choir to participate in either or both of two events at Uplyme:Carols around the Christmas Tree on Friday 13th December at 7.00pm.Uplyme Church Carol Service on Sunday 22nd December at 6.00pmWe sing in 4 parts but you are given lots of help to learn your part! You don't have to be a sight reader! Please ring Adrian on 01297 442902 if you'd like to learn more about getting involved this time or in the future.Uplyme Bell Ringers are offering a chance to have the bells rung to help celebrate a special occasion such as a birthday or anniversary. For further details please contact one of the following:- Andy Jarvis (Tower Captain) 07742634657 James Booth 07791055262Jo Clarke 07412714041Donna Heath 07815928212Mrs Ethelston's have been enjoying the recent addition to the school - two rabbits! The children have enjoyed having lots of cuddles and taking on the responsibilities of looking after them. The school is now in full Christmas mode, with rehearsals for Nativity and carol services well underway. We are particularly looking forward to making Christingles with our lovely church team!Bethany StapleforthYear 6 teacherMrs Ethelston's Primary Academy
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6News From The PubHello Villagers and VisitorsI am writing this in warm sunshine, so let’s hope it is the start of better weather ahead.We had a lovely Easter; Steve and I are always very happy to have our family stay with us. Caryn, Nerys and I had a day in Exeter while Steve and Delyth walked to beach with Flossy (Terry and Sue’s dog ) for lunch. Delyth absolutely loves Flossy.We have lovely new neighbours who are also called Terry and Sue, welcome to our Village both, I am sure you will be very happy here in UplymeWe have a ring which has been handed in, it was found just outside the pub and a lady’s nice blue jacket which has been here for a while. It would be lovely to find their owners.Outside work has begun, carpark fence has been painted and rails down to garden are next. Steve has started planting the pots and weeding the banking. I am always amazed how much rubbish people leave in our carpark! We often find carrier bags full of goodness know what just left against the fence. We are having some new signs made to try and deter people from parking in our car park and either jumping on the bus to Lyme Regis for the day, or go off for the day walking their dog! We see it all the time!! We are still offering Pie night on Wednesdays, Takeaways on a Friday Night and will be starting Thursday Night Steak Nights in May… Beef Steak or Salmon Steak.Saturday May 30th we have the fantastic :Band With No Name: performing at the pub with our very own Darci on vocals.Not much else to report this month, except we are all looking forward to Carys coming back from her gap months abroad, from the photographs we have seen she will have plenty of stories to tell.Warmest Wishes Wendy xx
7May 2026In April we rejoiced in God’s love for us.Now, in May we are reminded that God equips us to fulfil activities that he has pre-planned for us. Christianity offers us encouragement in the bible that states“no eye has seen, or ear heard, no mind has conceivedwhat God has prepared for those who love himbut God has revealed it to us by his Spirit” The picture below is of the Rock of Gibraltar which played a strategic part in our second world war victory over evil. It gave us a commanding position over the passage between the Atlantic and Mediterranean seas. In his Sermon on the Mount, Jesus encourages us to set our feet firmly on the ROCK of Jesus himself – the place of safety against the storms that the devil and the world are likely to direct against us.The apostle Paul explains that this is “a message of God’s secret wisdom that has been hidden and destined for our glory before time began.” He forecasts difficult times ahead before Jesus’ return to rule here on earth. Sometime, Jesus Christ will return in glory to rule a new heaven and earth. The projected sequence of events is unclear. He could come before or after our life on earth.Our part is to hold on to Jesus’ promise that he will be with us through it all, and that he retains all authority in heaven and on earth. Our part is to “watch and pray, and stand secure on Jesus our Rock and not to worry.” David Dare
8Before being installed as the Archbishop of Canterbury, the most Revd and Right Honourable Dame Sarah Mullally undertook a pilgrimage from St Paul’s Cathedral in London to Canterbury Cathedral, following the route of ‘The Becket Way’. In our pilgrimage of faith as followers of the way and the truth and the life of Jesus, we are being called to pray and to grow and deepen our Christian discipleship. The month of May commences during the Season of Easter, with our journey of faith moving on to Ascension Day. Within the Anglican Communion there is the call to pray through the ‘Thy Kingdom Come’ initiative, running from Ascension Day through to Pentecost. The resources this year include a thought–provoking booklet written by Dame Sarah, entitled: ‘God With Us’. Each reflection begins with ‘The Spirit of …….’. Through God’s very precious gift of prayer, it can become a way of life that allows us to respond in a very positive way for five people we relate to within our families and local communities – that they might also experience and encounter the deep peace that Jesus offers to all who call on his name in faith.Following each daily reflection, guidance is then provided as to how to pray. The last reflection on Pentecost Sunday is entitled: The Spirit of Promise, reflecting on Act 2: 1–4; and ends with this prayer: ‘And so let us pray that, like that very first Pentecost, we may be transformed by the Holy Spirit, and enabled to become ambassadors for Christ, sharing the love of God with our Five.Are we willing to rise to this challenge to pray for five people from Ascension Day to Pentecost; ‘and beyond’ within the diocesan call ‘to go out and to serve the people of Devon with joy?’Anna Venables - LLM
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11Set up is 9-12 gates open from 1pm Fete officially starts at 2-5 Entry is still £2 with under 16 free. Cash please !This years fete will have all the usual favouritesincluding a DOG SHOW!Most importantly we hope for beautiful weather !Stalls are available at [email protected] and 07770624879 .The fete always needs helpers on the day from 9am and from 12 to help in the car park, just come and introduce yourself to Pete .We look forward to welcoming you all for another great day !Uplyme VillageSaturday 6th June 2026 contact Pete at :[email protected] or 07770624879 to book a stall, sideshow, game etc !
12Uplyme Church’s social value tops half a million poundsIt has long been a problem for voluntary and community organisations to show the value of their work in a comparable way. More recently, some standard monetary equivalents have been specified by the government which has allowed development of the means of calculating the economic, social and well being value of organisations. One such is The House of Good:Local created by the National Churches Trust. This tool uses information on church spend, how many people use and benefit from community support activities, numbers of volunteers and worshippers. This data is then converted into monetary equivalents. However, social value looks beyond financial returns to measure how church buildings make life better for people and communities. By putting a monetary value on wellbeing, it gives it an equal footing with financial metrics, enabling a credible investment case to be made to funders in a way they understand. The combined estimate for all 38,500 churches across the country amounts to £55 billion, probably an underestimate because not all church activities are included. Very ironically this equates to the UK’s total defence spending.Applying this tool to Uplyme church produces a value of £522,000 per annum, a significant amount in a small, rural community. In our case, the omission of any account for the support provided to Mrs Ethelston’s school deflates the figure. Regardless, it may be a useful reference point during discussions at a local level and certainly will be valuable when we apply for funding from external sources. Meanwhile, we need to continue to work hard to raise finance just to maintain the existing level of activity before lifting our ambitions higher.If you would like to explore this topic further, please seehttps://www.nationalchurchestrust.org/thehouseforgood
13Towards a Mission Action PlanDear Friends,Thank you so much to all of you who responded so positively to our recent survey. It was essential to invite your views to provide a foundation for both developing the Mission Action Plan and any funding applications we make. While it wasn’t surprising, it is very comforting to know just how much you value the welcoming smiles, friendliness and fellowship of this church family. The variety of differentforms of service, the range of talented worship leaders and the skilled, joyful musicians are each much appreciated too. And thinking more broadly, the contribution which the church’s activities make to village life was well recognised, as were the sounds of the bells and maintenance of the churchyard.Especially delightful were the comments from the pupils of Mrs Ethelston’s; each year class had a discussion and recorded what they really appreciate about coming into the church and the associated out of school activities run here. Clearly our relationship with the school is a great strength to build from. Indeed, increasing engagement with the whole cohort of young people has been identified as a key challenge.Taking things forward from here needs careful and open consideration because while many worthy aspirations have been expressed, we must avoid overburdening our happy band of volunteers. And a tricky aspect of the variety of activities we support is that any prioritisation becomes a delicate exercise. Equally, we must strive to maintain the balance between traditional and more contemporary forms of worship.So the three themes we have selected for further investigation at this stage are closely related to our longer term sustainability, in every sense. Firstly, we want to explore how we can build stronger bridges between young people and the church.Secondly, we shall audit the ameni.es of the church building and consider necessaryimprovements to ensure that they are suited to our current and future activities. Andthirdly, we’ll seek to ensure that everything we do accords with the principles ofbeing an Eco Church. There are existing groups already addressing at least some aspects of these themes and we are asking them to think ahead in a joined upmanner. Each of these groups is open to new members.Meanwhile, as we map out the MAP, please keep the ideas flowing and keep a look out for updates in the Parish Magazine and on our web site. And if you have any doubts about how this initiative can organically change minds, please google ‘The Rabbi’s Gift’ and invest in that hope.Andrew Lightfoot
14Uplyme and Lyme Regis Horticultural Societywww.ulrhs.co.ukOur full year’s programme is at https://ulrhs.co.uk . Annual membership only £6 per person - join via the website or at any meeting. Coach trip prices include a £5 non-returnable deposit. Non-Society members welcome for an additional payment of £3.Sculpture by the Lakes, coach trip, Wednesday 6th MayCoach trip departs Uplyme Village Hall at 9.15am. Visit Dorset’s Botanic Garden in this 26-acre sculpture garden alongside the River Frome. Over 1,000 trees and shrubs. Café, Pantry, Store and Gallery. Cost £26. To book contact Jenny Harding [email protected] 07773 604137.Plant Sale and Coffee Morning, Saturday 9th May, 10am-12noonPlease donate plants, garden sundries or home produce to sell to raise funds to support our events. Entry £2 for all; includes a drink. Grab a great plant bargain and perhaps try something new in your garden. Uplyme Village Hall.Social evening, Thursday 14th May, Lyme Regis Bowling ClubOur social evening at Lyme Regis Bowling Club starts at 6pm and is your chance to try out lawn bowls. Don’t worry if you’ve never played before as there will be help from Bowls Club members. Light refreshments provided; bar open. To book please email [email protected] or call 07767 261444. Talk, ‘Getting to Grips with Peat-Free Compost’, Kate Turner, Wednesday 27th MayKate is co-host of The Underground podcast, looking at what’s new, what’s changing and what really matters in the garden industry. Talk includes a demo of different composts.Doors at Uplyme Village Hall open at 7pm. Members free; non-members £3.Plaz Metaxu Garden Witheridge, coach trip, Saturday 6th JuneCoach trip departs Uplyme Village Hall 9.15am. New valley garden between Dartmoor and Exmoor. Intimate and secret gardens, courtyards, central lake, orchard, woods and groves. Cost £30. Optional tea/cake £5.50. 37 seats only.To book contact Jenny Harding [email protected] 07773 604137.Get ready for the Summer Show, panel discussion, Tuesday 9th JuneAdvice from some of our Summer Show judges on how to impress with your entries. Get all your questions about showing answered.Doors at Uplyme Village Hall open at 7pm. Free entry for both members and non-members.Tricia Boyd - [email protected]
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17Nature Notes 7: Good News (Mostly)Like much of our news, nature news is usually bad. We are told that we are the most naturedepleted country in Europe, and I can believe it! But there is much to celebrate, mostly due to the work of the RSPB, the National Trust and our wildlife charities. I give you some brilliant examples:Red Kite. (photo) This graceful flyer is a scavenger and was abundant in earlier centuries. But it was persecuted through ignorance and ended up as a handful of pairs in a remote Welsh valley. The re-introduction, using European birds, in the Chilterns in the 1990s was a huge success and has been repeated in other parts of Britain. It can only be a matter of time before they breed here. Young birds explore and can be seen over Uplyme occasionally. Reports suggest that they congregate in Cornwall then wander back eastwards.Wetland Birds. A number of wetland birds from S. Europe have increasingly been seen in S. Britain. I can think of several reasons which include climate change (less harsh winters), an increase in suitable habitat on our nature reserves and problems with traditional European wetlands drying out with increased summer heat. The Little Egret, white with bright yellow feet, is now an established breeder in the south and is spreading northwards. They can be seen on all of our west country estuaries and have a breeding colony in the trees adjacent to Seaton Wetlands. I can remember the excitement when the first breeding occurred on Brownsea Island in 1996. The Great White Egret (photo of both egrets) is similar in appearance to its diminutive cousin but is about twice the size. It first bred on the Somerset Levels in 2012 and now breeds there successfully. The Bittern is another huge success story. In the 1990s this species was close to extinction with only about a dozen pairs remaining in the whole of Britain. But numbers increased to a record 283 pairs in 2024 following concerted efforts to increase the size of reed beds and to manage them with a cycle of cutting. To hear bitterns booming, make a pilgrimage to the Somerset Levels in Spring where it is estimated that there are now 40-50 pairs. The Spoonbill, with its strange spatulate bill is colonising from Europe but was extinct in Britain for about 300 years. It uses its bill to seek food items by sieving shallow water. Poole harbour is a UK stronghold and the over-wintering flock can exceed 100 birds. In recent years they have bred in small numbers at a handful of locations in England with the most successful colony on the North Norfolk coast. They nest in trees, often alongside herons. Future colonisers could include Glossy Ibis and Purple Heron, both of which have bred in England in recent years.Beavers and Pine Martens have been successfully re-introduced. Research from the University of Exeter has shown that, as predicted, beavers have increased wetland habitat with huge benefits to amphibians and insects such as dragonflies. The human benefit lies in decreasing the risk of downstream flooding. Pine Martens help to restore the balance of nature in woodlands. They prey on grey squirrels; the reds are smaller and can retreat to flimsier tree branches.Coastline. Just heard that the NT has completed the coastal footpath around Britain. How wonderful!David Cox
18Love or Fear?There is a lot in the world at the moment that can pull us into fear.Unrest. Anger. Division. Headlines that show us the worst of what is happening. It is easy to absorb that atmosphere without noticing, and then to find it shaping how we think, speak and respond.I have been reflecting on a simple question:Am I acting from love, or from fear?Not in some dramatic way, but in the small, ordinary moments that make up a day.For me, love feels deeper than just a good idea or a moral choice. I believe we come from love, and carry that capacity within us. When we are aligned with who we are meant to be, love comes more naturally. It is already there but so often it gets covered over by fear.Fear does not only show up as anger. It can look like overwhelm, worry, rushing, snapping, shutting down, or feeling powerless. And when we are in that place, it spills out into our tone, our conversations, and our relationships.But I have noticed something else too. When we pause, even briefly, and come back to a steadier place, something shifts. We respond differently. And that response affects the next person, and then the next.It ripples.A small act of fear can travel. But so can a small act of love.Acting from love does not usually mean doing something dramatic. Most of the time it looks very simple: softening your tone, really listening, saying sorry, letting someone in, choosing not to pass on negativity, or doing one quiet act of kindness.
19In moments of stress or reaction, I have found it helpful to pause and take one slow breath. Sometimes I bring to mind something I love, a moment in nature where I have felt calm and at peace, or simply the words, ‘All will be well. Then I ask: If I was acting from love, what would be the next step? Often the answer is simpler than expected. And sometimes the most loving next step is not to act at all, but simply to become still and not let fear take over.We cannot control everything that is happening in the world. We can only control our own actions. But we can notice what we are aligned with, fear or love, and choose our next step from there.And perhaps that is where change begins: not always in big gestures, but in the quiet moment when fear loosens its grip and love has room to breathe.Jo SmithDistributor Required We are so lucky to have a great group of volunteers who deliver the magazine to around 600 houses across the whole parish. Chris (who lives in the village centre) has happily delivered magazines for us over the past number of years up Woodhouse Hill and on a loop around Seaview Lane and back along Woodhouse Fields. Unfortunately the pressure of work means he is away a lot and cannot continueIs there a kind soul out there who would be willing to take on this round and deliver the magazine in this area? See the mapContact the Parish News if you can helpThank You
20Village Hall May 2026REGULAR HIRERS - TIMES MAY VARYPlease check with the group/organisationUplyme Pre School/ Term time onlyMondays 9am-3.45pmTuesdays 9am-3.45pmWednesdays 9am-1.15pmFridays 9am- 1.45pmSchool – Mrs Ethelstons/Term time onlyWednesdays 1.30-3.30pm (4.45 if club)Thursdays 9.00am- 3.30pm (4.45 if club)Fridays 1.45pm-3.30pm (4.45 if club)YogaThursdays 6.30pm-8.00pmShort Mat BowlsMondays 6.30pm-9.00pmParish CouncilUsually 2nd Wednesday of each month6.30pmHorticultural SocietyUsually 4th Wednesday of each month7pm-9pm Mainly BallroomSaturday 16th MayCall 01308 456209 for more informationQuakersSundays 9.30am – middayVillage Hall Committee meetingUsually 1st Tuesday of each month 7.00pm (except August)Come along for coffee and cake! Other bookings this month;9th May Horticultural Society Plant Sale & Coffee MorningComing up;5th June Uplyme Village Fete Upcoming events are advertised in our noticeboards at the Hall and also on our Facebook and Instagram pages.Visit our website/calendar www.uplymehall.co.ukOnline calendar times are hire times not event times. Check with the individual organisations for event times.To book the Village Hall please email [email protected] or call 07396704980 (office hours only please).
21UPLYME VILLAGE HALL NEWS+ + + STOP PRESS + + + WHO KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY? + + +Manager Amber discovered a dastardly crime over Easter. An innocent, pink, egg-laden Easter Bunny was brutally shot by person(s) unknown. Was Mr McGregor involved, protecting his lettuces? We have some suspects:WHODUNNIT??? WHO SHOT THE BUNNY???We do have fun on the Village Hall committee as well asthe serious stuff like planning fund-raising, maintainingthe building and improving facilities. If you would like to find out more or help support the Hall, please talk to Chair Pete Hackett, Secretary Margaret Wiscombe, our Manager Amber or any of our wonderful committee members. [email protected] 07396 704980The Chair has keys, can access all areas; often alone in Hall doing various repairs. Vice-Chair frequently gets keys from other sources to access all Hall areas.SuperDuck He’s everywhere like a rash; He has an alias; Most of all he looks guilty!The Caretaker is in the Hall the most and alone; can access all areas; had the most opportunityMystery Perpetrator Very tall, very helpful, & essential to the village?Superduck was seen fleeing from the scene. We now believe Superduck is innocent but knows theidentity of the mystery bunny boiler … yes, Superduck can be trusted as he roams the villagebefore Christmas with his ducklings. Would you like to sponsor one of the prizes for the GREATUPLYME DUCK RACE? Contact John, Margaret or Pete.
22 Uplyme Parish Councilc/o Uplyme Village Hall, Lyme Road, Uplyme, Lyme Regis DT7 3UYTel: 07413 947067 Email: [email protected]: www.uplymeparishcouncil.gov.ukWorking together for a safer, greener Uplyme.Police Presence in UplymeResidents will be reassured to know that our local policing team has been actively responding to recent reports of anti‑social driving in and around Uplyme. These reports have highlighted concerns about individuals driving vehicles in a manner that causes disturbance or risk to others, and the police have moved quickly to increase visibility and take practical steps to address the issue.As part of this response, officers carried out targeted speed checks in the village on 27th March between 18:00 and 19:00 using new equipment. During that hour, 113 vehicles were monitored. The results show that the vast majority of drivers were travelling at safe and sensible speeds:- Under 20mph — 21 vehicles - 21–25mph — 41 vehicles - 26–30mph — 44 vehicles - 31–35mph — 6 vehicles - 36–40mph — 1 vehicle These figures demonstrate that most road users are driving responsibly, and the police presence is helping to reinforce good habits while identifying the small number of vehicles travelling at higher speeds.The policing team will continue to increase patrols when possible, and community reporting remains an important part of keeping Uplyme safe. If you witness anti‑social driving or any similar behaviour, please report it via 101 or the Devon & Cornwall Police website. If the incident is happening at the time and poses a risk, call 999.Residents are encouraged to note as much detail as they can—such as registration numbers, time, location, a description of the driver, and any dashcam or phone footage. Your safety comes first, so please report concerns rather than approaching individuals yourself.With continued partnership between the community and the police, Uplyme can remain a safe and welcoming place for everyone.
23Protecting Our TreesUplyme Parish Council recently commissioned an independent Quantified Tree Risk Assessment (QTRA) across several parish‑managed sites to assess the health of the trees on Council land. The survey confirms that the young mixed‑species woodland at Millennium Copse is establishing well and already providing valuable amenity and ecological benefits. Minor early‑stage issues—such as redundant tree guards, crossing branches, and competition between closely planted trees—will be addressed as part of routine management to support healthy long‑term growth. Importantly, the report highlights that all trees within Millennium Copse are protected by a Woodland Tree Preservation Order (TPO). The consultant explains that a TPO makes it illegal to “cut down, uproot, top, lop, wilful damage, or wilful destruction of trees without the Local Planning Authority’s consent.” The penalties for damaging a protected tree are significant. As the report states: “Anyone who… wilfully damages a tree in a way that is likely to destroy it is guilty of an offence… liable… to a fine of up to £20,000… In serious cases… an unlimited fine.” Millennium Copse is a cherished community space, and these protections ensure that the woodland continues to thrive for future generations. Residents are warmly encouraged to enjoy the area, while also helping to safeguard its trees by reporting any concerns or suspected unauthorised works to the Parish Council or East Devon District Council. Chairman: Cllr A. Turner Vice Chairman: Cllr. P. OakleyCllrs: J. Beavis, Mrs. E. Daly, D. Elford OBE, Mrs P. Frost, P. Hackett, C. Pratt, Mrs. F. Rawlins, W. Trundley. Love Uplyme and our community?Leave a gift in your will toUplyme Village Hall CIOand you will be helping to secure the future of ourvillage hall for Uplyme.Or commemorate the life of a loved one with a donation.If you are considering it, Thank YouAny gift, large or small, makes a [email protected]
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Uplyme Church Contactspart of the Axe Valley Mission CommunityUplyme Church, Pound Lane, Uplyme, DT7 3TTTeam Vicar Rev Nicky Daviesemail [email protected] Tel 07931 413629Churchwardens Jan Impey 07597 576885Verger & Bookings Jenny Perham 07761 081424Licensed Lay Minister (LLM) Ann Gray 07703 182845Church Administrator Louise Collard 01297 441986email: [email protected] Office Hours: Mon - Wed & Fri 09.00 – 12.00Thurs 12.30 – 15.30Hon Treasurer Sharyn Walker 01297 444811PCC Secretary Chris Buckingham 07770 253289Safeguarding Advisors Claire Gregory 07966 300919Church Membership Mike Maccoy 07970 443631Gospel Choir Jo Cursley 01297 443642Festival Choir Adrian Pearson 01297 442902Flower Group Carole Hodges 07968 381480Deanery Synod Robin Hodges 07774 139972Saturday Football Fletch Hulbert 07759 830128Mrs Ethelston’s School Head Katie Allington 01297 442210School Link Bruce [email protected] News Editor Robin Hodges 07774 139972Email: [email protected] Church Registered Charity Number 1131962 This magazine is printed by:AXMINSTER PRINTING COMPANY LTD01297 32266 - www.axminsterprinting.co.uk - [email protected]
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