Deluxe Super Silly Joke Book JokeBook JokeBook
Ask a friend or family member for each of these words. Then use their words to fill in the silly story of Bike Maintenance on the next page to create a Funny Fill-In to read aloud! NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN VERB VERB PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE 26
Bike Maintenance Bike Maintenance When it’s time to give your bike a/an _______________ overhaul, just follow these pro tips. Find an old _________________, _________________ it with water and a little dish of _________________, and wipe off any _________________. Check the frame, _________________, seat, and _________________ for signs of wear. Next, make sure your bike’s _________________ is still in the correct position. Sit on your _________________ and you should be able to put your _________________ on the ground comfortably. Check the air pressure of your _________________. If they are underinflated, trying to _________________ on a rough _________________ will be difficult. Don’t forget to oil your _________________ and tighten any loose _________________, too. When your bike is _________________, put on your ______________ helmet and hit the ______________! ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE VERB NOUN VERB NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN 27
How do librarians keep warm in winter? Why did the baseball player take a bat to the library? What did the librarian tell the student who checked out a huge stack of books? With book jackets. Who always gets chased in every book? One page comes after another. His teacher told him to hit the books. 30
Why are book writers always cold? Where do librarians sleep at night? What should you do if a shark bites your library book? Because of all the drafts. Why shouldn’t you write books on peanut butter? Writing on paper works much better. Between the covers. Take the words right out of its mouth. 31
Ask a friend or family member for each of these words. Then use their words to fill in the silly story of Bowl Games Bonanza on the next page to create a Funny Fill-In to read aloud! NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN VERB ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE NOUN NOUN NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN INTERJECTION PLURAL NOUN 34
Ask a friend or family member for each of these words. Then use their words to fill in the silly story of Bowl Games Bonanza on the next page to create a Funny Fill-In to read aloud! NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN VERB ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE NOUN NOUN NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN INTERJECTION PLURAL NOUN Bowl Games Bonanza Bowl Games Bonanza Grandpa had spent the whole weekend watching football on TV. Grandma said angrily, “_________________, Bill! You need to get out of the _________________ chair and get some fresh air outdoors!” “But it’s almost time for the _________________ Bowl Game! The _________________ are playing the _________________! I’ve waited for this all season!” “Okay, but after that, you have GOT to go for a _________________ to the park or ride your _________________ around the lake trail. You’ve sat around like a _________________ on a ________________ all weekend. It’s not good for you!” After the game, Grandpa put on his ________________ and his bike _________________ and rode all the way to the _________________ _________________ at the lakefront. But Grandma didn’t see he also wore his new ear buds, listening to the _________________ _________________ game on the radio. PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN VERB NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE NOUN ADJECTIVE INTERJECTION 35
In this ancient riddle, two fishermen posed a riddle to the Greek poet Homer. Poor Homer could never solve it. Can you? (It might make you a little itchy!) What we caught, we threw away; what we didn’t catch, we kept. What did we keep? The Riddle of the Fishermen ANCIENT RIDDLES 36
Write the letter of the alphabet that comes before the letter under each line to reveal the answer. U I F M J D F P O U I F J S C P E J F T ! 37
Ask a friend or family member for each of these words. Then use their words to fill in the silly story of The Frog Prince on the next page to create a Funny Fill-In to read aloud! NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN PLURAL NOUN ADVERB VERB ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN INTERJECTION PAST TENSE VERB VERB 80
The Frog Prince The Frog Prince Prince Marvin was transformed into a frog by a/an _________________ wizard. It was all a terrible misunderstanding. Marvin had been trying to _________________ a kite one stormy afternoon. The kite _________________ through the wizard’s laboratory _________________. It crashed into _________________ and _________________, making a lot of noise. The startled wizard cried out “_______________!” as he waved his wand in a panic. A flash of _______________ and a cloud of ________________, and poor Marvin was now a little _________________ frog. Marvin thought it was super cool. He could swim better than _________________ and could jump higher than a/an _________________ _________________. He refused to let the wizard _________________ him back into a prince and lived _________________ ever after. ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE VERB VERB ADVERB NOUN NOUN NOUN NOUN INTERJECTION PAST TENSE VERB PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN 81
Has anyone ever captured Bigfoot or Sasquatch? Where do unicorn lawyers work? What do you get by crossing a Yeti and a playground? Not Yeti. Which kind of math do mermaids like best? Unicourt. bra. Algae A swing and a myth. 86
How do you make a werewolf giggle? Why does everyone laugh at giant octopuses? What’s the best way to talk to a giant? Give it a funny bone. What’s the best way to meet a sea monster? Drop it a line! Because they’re always Kraken jokes. 87
Page 45 Old Mother Twitchett is a needle and thread Page 52 Ice Page 53 Candle Page 60 There are two T’s in the word THAT Page 61 An egg Page 44 What is ten men’s length and ten men’s strength and yet ten men can never make it stand on its end? What is higher than a house and yet seems smaller than Who is he that runneth a mouse? through the hedge, his house on his back? What is full all day and empty at night? Page 68 A G L A T V B G R U L M J S S Riddle Answers Page 12 A schoolhouse Page 13 A human being Page 20 Odin’s Riddle #1 Teeth Odin’s Riddle #2 Fog Page 21 1. Silence 2. Roads 3. Light Page 28 Which road would your other head tell me to choose? Page 37 The lice on their bodies! Page 69 Incorrectly Page 77 A bar of soap 1. Beach 2. Hobby 3. Alarm 4. Error 5. Scoop 6. Fifty 7. Pasta 8. Short 9. Brain 10. Happy Page 84 Yellow group: competition All the other words contain the word “pen.” Blue group: star All the other words are homophones. Page 85 Green group: Franklin All the others were presidents. Purple group: mice All the other words are the same in both singular and plural forms. 197
Page 92 3 2 12 9 7 4 10 11 6 5 1 8 Why did the clown stufi a $20 bill in the gumball machine? He had no cents Page 100 2 9 10 8 4 3 6 12 1 7 5 11 Page 93 C J H I B F G E A D an electric car owner an airline pilot a music teacher a farmer a cheerleader a doctor a golfer a movie director a zookeeper a comedian Page 117 Page 116 1. Jack-in-the-box 2. Ants in the pants 3. Brain drain 4. Burning the midnight oil 5. A rose between two thorns 6. Uphill, downhill Page 108 S L H A M B U R G E H E E C H I P Page 109 Something that’s impossible Be organized Sick or unwell Nervous or reluctant Don’t be too sure In an unfamiliar place 3 4 6 1 2 5 Page 101 C Page 124 Gangster of the sea Page 172 It was not raining Page 173 A rainbow Page 180 All the numbers have one syllable except seven Page 181 Electric trains do not produce smoke Page 188 Windows and doors Page 189 I am a kite 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Page 125 What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a snail? A slowpoke 198
Why won’t chickens walk under ladders? When is it the hardest time to find chickens? Why did the duck cross the road? They think it’s bad cluck. Which big city has the largest chicken population? ago. Chick On Frydays. To give the chicken directions. To give the chicken directions. Where do sheep take baths? What kind of car insurance do mice have? Beauty and the Beast Beauty and the Beast A prince had been _________________ into a beast for being selfish. He had _________________ horns, sharp _________________, eyes the color of _________________, and _________________ fur. A beautiful _________________ from the village befriended the lonely beast. They liked to _________________ through the _________________ forest together and sing songs about _________________. Their friendship changed the beast. Soon his horns began to shrink and _________________. His eyes sparkled like _________________. And instead of growling when angry, he shared his feelings and _________________ through his problems. Soon he was a cool guy, all thanks to someone who saw the _________________ _________________ in his heart. PAST TENSE VERB PAST TENSE VERB ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE VERB VERB NOUN NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN $12.99 US 9 7 8 1 6 4 1 2 4 2 5 0 9 ISBN: 978-1-64124-250-9 EAN 5 1 2 9 9 The ultimate joke book that’s perfect for entertaining and sharing loads of laughs, have a blast making friends and family crack up over each goofy pun, riddle, joke, and silly story—some that you even create yourself! This jam-packed book for kids is filled with hundreds of jokes to tell, riddles to solve, and hilarious fill-in stories to write. Also included throughout these pages are vibrant illustrations and cartoons to make each laugh even more giggle-worthy! Laugh Out Loud All Day Long! Deluxe Super Silly Joke Book Which dinosaurs have the healthiest teeth? Which dinosaurs have the healthiest teeth? Ask a friend or family member for each of these words. Then use their words to fill in the silly story of Beauty and the Beast on the next page to create a Funny Fill-In to read aloud! PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN NOUN NOUN VERB ADJECTIVE PAST TENSE VERB PAST TENSE VERB VERB ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE Funny Fill-ins!