Vicki Whiting • Illustrated by Jeff Schinkel Super Funny Knock! Knock! Jokes FOR KIDS Super Funny Knock! Knock! Jokes FOR KIDS
Eww! You sneezed on your door! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache. I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later. Mustache who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Leaf me alone, please! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? 6
Eww! You sneezed on your door! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache. I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later. Mustache who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Leaf me alone, please! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup with me, I’m pretty fast! Ketchup who? Alex the questions around here! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Luke out the window to find out! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? 7
Wee olive in a yellow submarine! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wee olive who? Wee olive. 10
Wee olive in a yellow submarine! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wee olive who? Wee olive. 11
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Vile who? Vile. Vile ve vait for you to open the door, ve are vatching the sunrise! 16
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Vile who? Vile. Vile ve vait for you to open the door, ve are vatching the sunrise! 17
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ants. Ants who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ants. Ants who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ants. Ants who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ants. Ants who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Uncle. Uncle who is glad you got rid of all those ants! Uncle who? 24
Zaire anyone home today? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zaire. Zaire who? Watts for dinner tonight? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Watts. Watts who? 25
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Knock! Knock! Beets me why you kept answering the door for all of those oranges! Beets. Who’s there? Beets who? 55
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Third rose. Third rose who? Third rose located behind the first and second rows in the theater. 66
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Third rose. Third rose who? Third rose located behind the first and second rows in the theater. 67
Emmerson big fish in this lake! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Emmerson who? Emmerson. 72
Emmerson big fish in this lake! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Emmerson who? Emmerson. 73
The Ultimate Knock-Knock Joke Book! The folks at Kid Scoop have created not only super funny, family-friendly knock-knock jokes that are certain to keep kids and parents entertained for hours, but also a wonderful way to encourage kids to engage with family and friends of all ages. A must for all families with little readers eager to learn and laugh. —David Miller, Author & Illustrator, BigFoot Seek and Find books for kids. “ ” $5.99 US | $7.99 CAN 9 7 8 1 6 4 1 2 4 1 4 2 7 ISBN: 978-1-64124-142-7 EAN 5 0 5 9 9 Vicki Whiting • Illustrated by Jeff Schinkel Super Funny Knock! Knock! Jokes FOR KIDS Super Funny Knock! Knock! Jokes FOR KIDS Brace yourself for belly laughs! This hilarious book is brimming with over 200 silly jokes and puns for endless giggles and groans! From the creative minds at Kid Scoop®, young readers will love flipping through these colorful pages and sharing knock-knock jokes they’ve never heard before and can’t wait to tell! Featuring jokes about mustaches, bacon, purple alligators, some guy named Ben, and so much more, Super Funny Knock! Knock! Jokes and More for Kids will provide hours of fun and laughs for the whole family! The Ultimate Knock-Knock Joke Book!